1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO our chief love Officer, 2 00:00:04,360 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building. This is from Alison and Monroe. 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:11,119 Speaker 1: Alison writes, I'm married and I allow my husband to 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 1: bring his girlfriend to our house because I'm a voyeur 5 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:18,240 Speaker 1: and they get a thrill out of being watched. The 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: only problem is she won't let us do a threesome. 7 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,919 Speaker 1: How can she do one wild thing but not the other? 8 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 2: You know what? You know what here we go against. 9 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 3: Listen to y'all stop writing me with these wild, crazy 10 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 3: scenarios and just writing it like this is normal. 11 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 2: This ain't my game. I ain't got no advice. 12 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:45,280 Speaker 1: Then, But she wants to know she's if she can 13 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:47,199 Speaker 1: go over there and do it with her husband, how 14 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: come she won't do it with her too? 15 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 3: Wait a minute, lady, lady, what what are you talking about? 16 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 2: I'm nothing to play the reindeer games with y'all. Just 17 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 2: ain't what. I can't pray nobody to this house. 18 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: But just if you could, just if I could, I. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 3: Can't fix my mouth to go in there and tell 20 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,200 Speaker 3: my wife for the break. 21 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 1: She needs some advice if she needs. 22 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:15,520 Speaker 3: She don't need no advice, man, No listen, listen, to me, 23 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,520 Speaker 3: you should write into the Howard Stern show, because here 24 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 3: he'll have something funny. 25 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 2: Here. 26 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 3: Had you come on the show and put mayonnaise on 27 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 3: your booty and then put a piece of blooney on it. 28 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:28,960 Speaker 3: I've seen him do that on his show. He got 29 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 3: time for that. 30 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 2: I don't. 31 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 3: I don't have time for this right now. I just 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 3: do not have time for this right here. I don't 33 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 3: know what you're supposed to do because I can't fix 34 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:40,000 Speaker 3: my mouth to say none of this to my wife. 35 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 3: I can't bring nobody over here. I don't even have 36 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,320 Speaker 3: I don't even have company. 37 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 1: Can we defer to Tommy for a second on this? 38 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: Go ahead, Tommy put the man NAIs only that, but 39 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,640 Speaker 2: they wanted they want the mayonnaise on it. 40 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: Anyway, She wants to do a threesome with her husband. 41 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:02,240 Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna move on that girlfriend over there. 42 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:11,680 Speaker 1: His wife allowed it. Next Tabitha and Minnie, Tabitha writes, 43 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: I joke a lot, but my ex hated my sense 44 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 1: of humor. He bragged about being great at sex. So 45 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 1: when we had sex for the first time and he 46 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,360 Speaker 1: asked if it was good, I said kind of. He 47 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,760 Speaker 1: is done, and I'm blocked. What should I do? How 48 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: do I get him back? I know you can help, Tabitha? 49 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 2: Boy, that was. 50 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 3: Funny, wasn't he? That was a good joke. Let me 51 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 3: tell you, yes, let me ask you something. So last 52 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 3: night I wasn't she? 53 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 1: Kind of? She's kind of. 54 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 2: Hey, let me ask you something last night when I 55 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 2: put it on you, was it good? 56 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:56,639 Speaker 1: Kind of? 57 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:10,760 Speaker 2: I can't say. Oh, that's how he took it? Oh, okay, 58 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 2: he damn he threw up. He couldn't believe what he heard. 59 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:15,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's out there brag. 60 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 2: Now he got to block you. How do you get 61 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,200 Speaker 2: it back? 62 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she wants to know. There's no coming 63 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: back from that. 64 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:27,280 Speaker 3: Yeah you can. I was just playing with you. Why 65 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 3: did you do that? Because you joke all the time 66 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 3: and I was just joking with you. It is Would 67 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:39,480 Speaker 3: you please do it to me one more time? 68 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 2: Once? I never you know? Hey? Captain? 69 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 3: All right? 70 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:48,680 Speaker 2: All right? 71 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,800 Speaker 1: Moving on to Sarah and Richardson. Parah says, I went 72 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 1: to visit my mom and took my three year old. 73 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: My daughter woke me up at one thirty a m. 74 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 1: And says that Grandma is crying. My mom wasn't crying, 75 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: she was having sex. I couldn't believe she had company. 76 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 1: Can I tell my mom how disrespectful. 77 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 2: She was in her house? And but you're in her house? Yeah, Now, 78 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 2: I don't think you can say that to you, mama. 79 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 3: It was one o'clock. Get your Where is your baby? Why? 80 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, mommy, grandma's crying. 81 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, put that baby into bed with you so she 82 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 3: ain't over there by grandma room. 83 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 2: You cannot say nothing to grandma. It's her house. 84 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, right, Yeah, Grandma wasn't crying, she was weeping. 85 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 2: Weeping is different from crying. 86 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:46,920 Speaker 1: Oh, what's the difference. 87 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:57,720 Speaker 2: This is a crime, that's crying. This is weeping. There 88 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: is a difference different. All right, what do we learn today? 89 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: Okay, there's the difference between crying and weeping. Yeah, all right. 90 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: Last one, Steve. This is from Charlie and Opalika. Charlie writes, 91 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:18,080 Speaker 1: I'm dating a woman that does not like shoes. She 92 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,960 Speaker 1: walks around barefoot inside and outside, and I don't want 93 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: her dirty feet in my bed. She claims to being 94 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,560 Speaker 1: barefoot grounds her. How do I get her to either 95 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: wear shoes or wash her feet? 96 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 3: Well, you know it doesn't around you, But you're gonna 97 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:36,080 Speaker 3: have to wash your own feet before. 98 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:41,159 Speaker 2: You climb up. Yeah, ueah, you got washed. You got shower. 99 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 3: They got them little shoes that you got. I got 100 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 3: them shoes in my shower where you can step on 101 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 3: and put your soap in. It will go a between 102 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 3: your toes and yeah, like a sandal slides your shoe 103 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:54,880 Speaker 3: in there. But you got to get you to pay 104 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:56,599 Speaker 3: Attention's not one size fits all. 105 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 2: Just won't let y'all know your feet with her right now? 106 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: You can get something, you can. You have to leave 107 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:03,840 Speaker 2: your baby toe out of this. 108 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:12,200 Speaker 1: Your baby toe is not invited. Wow, that's kind of crazy. 109 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:17,839 Speaker 1: Cleanliness is always a good thing, always. Yeah, at least put. 110 00:06:17,720 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 2: Some house shoes on. Yeah, you can go barefoot, but 111 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:24,080 Speaker 2: you don't like in the hush, Yeah, but you have 112 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 2: to watch. I love walking barefoot, I do. 113 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:31,400 Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I always have shoes on it. Yeah, yeah, 114 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:32,960 Speaker 1: a lot of people do. Though, a lot of people 115 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 1: are into being barefoot in the house and they say 116 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:41,160 Speaker 1: what she said. It keeps them grounded. But yeah, let's 117 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: let's go back to the threesome's connect. 118 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:47,760 Speaker 2: Walk. We can't help everybody. 119 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:54,200 Speaker 3: Like I go outside in my lawn sometime and walk barefoot. 120 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 3: Uh huh. 121 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 2: Now I can't go barefoot down and down in my ranch. 122 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:01,160 Speaker 3: That that that can't happen. Oh no, sir, they got 123 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 3: some stuff in that grass. You step on one of 124 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:09,160 Speaker 3: the fire and heels you. It don't take no time. 125 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 3: Pissed and mans off. 126 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 2: They're all over your foot. Man, Hey, you got no 127 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 2: damn patience. 128 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, this woman needs to wash her feet before she 129 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:24,640 Speaker 1: gets in the bed. 130 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,960 Speaker 2: Oh come on, how hard is the bottom of them feet? 131 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 2: That's a no brainer. 132 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:35,280 Speaker 1: Everything all right, guys, Thank you Clo. Coming up at 133 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news 134 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:42,320 Speaker 1: for you right after this. You're listening to Harvey Morning Show.