WEBVTT - Coldplay KissCam Drama, No Such Thing As BAD Xmas Movies? 12.19.25 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:06.600 How's a mom's only fans. 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:09.879 It's thriving. I just kicked her five hundred dollars as 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:10.719 a holiday gift. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:14.040 But wait til you tip your own mom five hundred 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:14.560 on the left. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.360 Yeah, but she thinks it's from someone else. She needs 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:21.640 the money. It's from Roberto JJ. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:26.560 Wow did you upload like a hot screen cap like 0:00:26.600 --> 0:00:28.960 a No, it's just. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:31.520 Like an egg, you know, like a blink? 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:32.919 Yeah, yeah, yeah did. 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:36.320 She was like, She's like, somebody tipped me five hundred dollars. 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.840 I was like, oh my god, mom, amazing. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.240 You're doing the equivalent of like, you know, magazine parent, 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:48.959 like a rich parent helping their NEPO kid with that. Yeah, exactly. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:51.640 I got your number one on the New York Times. 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:55.480 That's oh my gosh. My book sales just spiked. There 0:00:55.480 --> 0:01:06.399 are ten sales this weekend too. Hello the Internet, and 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:10.240 welcome to season four nineteen, Episode five of Dead Eily's 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:14.120 Eight Guys. It's a production by Harvard deal. 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:16.959 O Chris Isaac. 0:01:17.000 --> 0:01:31.560 Now, how unnecessarily horny that performances. It's the Chris Chill Out. 0:01:32.319 --> 0:01:34.279 This is a podcast. Were taken deep dive into American 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:38.440 shared consciousness via the day's news and old Chris Isaac songs. 0:01:38.959 --> 0:01:41.720 We also have a new weekly history version of the 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.280 show dropping each Monday morning, where we do a deep 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.560 dove into the history of a different icon. We've done 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:51.880 this Piggy with Jamie Loftus, Arnold Truschenegger with John Gabrius, 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:55.160 and this past Monday we covered the most Famous person 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.960 on the Planet with Blake Westler mister Santa Claus. You 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.240 can look for those episodes on Monday with Icon in 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:05.160 the title. It's Friday, December nineteenth, twenty twenty five. It 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:09.360 is our last regular episode of the year. Yep, yeah, 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:14.160 that's the only international day. I need international. Last episode 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:16.080 recording of twenty twenty five. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.680 Oh there, it is Welcome to the National Day. And 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:21.359 guess what. Miles is sick again around out the year, 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:24.400 the annual tradition on the Daily Zeitgeist. My body shuts 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:28.720 down right at the end. They're barely getting over the line. Yeah, 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.280 I mean, the only thing is that's National Ugly Christmas 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:32.160 Swurter Day. That's it. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:34.840 There, you go, Yeah, cool, we are your ugly sweaters 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.320 or we're a beautiful sweater like. 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:39.239 Yeah, you know, yeah beautiful. 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:43.040 My name is Jack O'Brien aka the opposite of Hugh 0:02:43.160 --> 0:02:48.480 Jackman Jack Human. Oh that one courtesy of Blinky heck is. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.400 They're a bit of a thinker, you know, fucking deep. 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.680 I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my co 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:59.240 host mister Miles Grass Miles ray K. I like the 0:02:59.280 --> 0:03:00.639 way you brought that right shall murr? 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:04.600 Okay, that was right there, but yeah, y'all already know 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:07.639 that was SNARFULA thank you, Eddie Chingey right. I love 0:03:07.680 --> 0:03:10.280 the way you brought that baby murrh. Yeah, bring it right. 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:14.760 There, so good. And I do love the way that 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.440 that wise man brought that baby murrh. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:16.880 Yeah. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:20.040 Yeah, wait, is murr one of the incenses. 0:03:19.600 --> 0:03:21.280 Frankinsense, golden murr? 0:03:21.440 --> 0:03:26.760 Right murrr, Yeah, brought that baby murr. Miles. We're thrilled 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.320 to be joined in our third seat by one of 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:33.360 your favorite guests, the median actress, musician writer Off, the 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.880 author behind poems I wrote while taking a ship and 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.640 the book Cry for Me Argentina, My Life is a 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.280 Failed child Star. Please welcome back to the show, The 0:03:42.360 --> 0:03:44.320 Hilarious Untalented Tomorrow. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:48.760 Yeah here, tamn tam Hi, guys. 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.600 I've had three coffees and I'm ready to talk. 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:56.400 Good, good, good. Hopefully your bowels are not okay. Also 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.680 for the cups of coffee. 0:03:58.080 --> 0:04:01.680 I'm actually constant right now, believe it or not. That's 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:02.640 why the three cough. 0:04:03.120 --> 0:04:05.839 Oh you're going, yeah, for going for the coffee. 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.040 Like okay, yeah, exactly. 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.160 Also like three cigarettes that wants to. 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:16.440 Oh my god, I quit you guys, congratulations. Thinks it's good. 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.280 I actually smoke when I drink every now and then, 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:23.240 but compared to being a full time smoker, it's you 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.520 know what I mean, like I'll have one every now 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:25.920 and then. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:29.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're still vaping and no. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:33.560 Vaping, right, I never I've never vaped before. It's not 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:33.919 for me. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.040 Oh that's so principal. And I love that. I love 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:38.200 that for you, not for me. 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:42.000 But I do. When I did smoke, I smoked Parliament lights. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.120 You guys look like you've never smoked before. 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:45.239 I smoked. 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:46.120 I've smoked. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.320 I mean I still smoke light filter. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.440 Yeah, up with them. They go down so easily. It's 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.000 just like it's wonderful. 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.680 That's what everyone in LA does. Snorts cocaine out, yes, 0:04:57.600 --> 0:04:58.479 I never have, but. 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:00.520 Anil. 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:02.960 Yeah, they're like, well in the little cup, you put 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:04.920 the blow and then you just blow up right there 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.280 in the middle of the club, and then you think 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:07.320 you're smelling a cigarette. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.799 Guys, cocaine was crazy. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.039 Yeah, remember that. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.280 Remember what a time. 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:18.680 On the show does it? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.719 It's just Ambia. I think in La I grew up 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:25.800 around so many drug users. Like also just in the industry, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.560 there's so much. There's still a lot. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.279 Of people well, which kind of blows my mind. But 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.880 I would say the other day, I was having like 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.240 a really nice dinner party and we invited this new 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.279 friend that's from out of town, and she came with 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.520 a bag of blow and we were all we looked 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:42.320 at her. It was like six pm. We looked at 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.359 her like she was a crazy person. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:51.240 Like six pm dinner party. Blow sumptuous. All right, Tam, 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:52.800 We're thrilled to have you here. We're gonna get to 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:54.320 know you a little bit better. In a moment. First, 0:05:54.360 --> 0:05:56.080 we were telling the listeners a couple of stories. We're 0:05:56.120 --> 0:06:00.440 talking about today we're going Trump free Thursday's Trump Free Fridays. 0:06:00.440 --> 0:06:04.640 I guess, yeah, last episode of the year. Although he 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:06.839 is the reason that cocaine keeps coming up on the show, 0:06:06.880 --> 0:06:10.159 I think, yeah, probably just showing up profusely sweating and 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.360 ranting republic. But we're not going to talk about that. 0:06:13.440 --> 0:06:16.000 We are going to talk about the first official interview 0:06:16.240 --> 0:06:21.240 from the cold Play kiss Cam Lady hr Head. We 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:25.960 finally got her version of events. Okay, Barrie Weiss, you 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.160 fucked up. This is who you should have This is 0:06:28.200 --> 0:06:32.360 who you should have interviewed and reveal, not Erica Kirk, 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.520 who has been giving that same interview on on. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.720 Rote since the na. 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:42.680 So we're going to talk about that interview. We're going 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:46.880 to talk about phone bands because they might actually work. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.359 The New York schools band phones at the beginning of 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:52.240 the year, and we have a report from the ground 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:57.080 and the children are bored and doing dumb bullshit just 0:06:57.120 --> 0:06:59.160 like children are supposed to do. And then we're gonna 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.799 ask what's the worst Christmas movie of all time? Because 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:06.040 there's no run Tomatoes list that has some theories all 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:08.000 of that plenty more, But firsthand, we do like to 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.200 ask our guest, what is something from your search history 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:12.640 that's revealing about who you are? 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:18.120 I actually watched porn last night, so I cleared my 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.960 search history after like an intelligent person. 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:22.920 Oh you do that? Wait, hold on. So your your 0:07:23.000 --> 0:07:28.400 method is to erase any documentary. 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:32.080 Search history you never know? You want to start with 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:32.840 a clean slate. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.720 Yeah, it's like it takes the shame away. No, I'm 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:37.520 just kidding. I'm not ashamed of it, but it's like 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.160 I don't want it popping up and like some on 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:44.640 my phone to look or auto fail you. 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:45.600 Jacking off mobiley? 0:07:46.000 --> 0:07:46.960 Yeah? 0:07:46.960 --> 0:07:47.920 Is that weird? 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:48.240 No? 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:50.200 I just that was a line from a little Dicky 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.920 song or like porn on the phone. He's like, no, 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:54.239 I don't jack off mobiley. 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:59.000 I jack off mobiley. And it's hard because I have 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:02.400 to like get it to and up against a pillow 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.400 and it always falls over when I'm about to come, 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:09.000 so I have to move on to imagine, to. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:10.720 The back of your iPhone. 0:08:15.120 --> 0:08:17.640 So I have a clean, clean Google. 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:18.400 You have no idea? 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.280 Well, okay, what did you know what you search? 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:22.760 You were going to ask. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:24.720 It was? 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:30.160 It was gay porn like female grinding vaginas. I don't know. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:35.160 Sometimes I'm into that just because like I'm gay. I'm 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.960 just kidding. I'm not gay, but I'm gay for that 0:08:38.080 --> 0:08:38.679 kind of porn. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:42.160 Sure where you fit it? 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:47.360 All right? So scissoring scissoring is the perfect time, and 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.400 you could have turned that into you know, been like 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:56.280 wrapping gifts. But no, I like, oh, I'm bright. 0:08:56.600 --> 0:08:58.160 I'm so blushing right now. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:01.120 God, even you're not. 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:09.120 I am looking and I'm wearing all red and. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:12.600 Messing up the white balance. Yeah, the red based. 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.079 On perspective, I think you're. 0:09:12.880 --> 0:09:17.120 Not what what is something that you think is underrated? 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:23.880 Okay? Oh god, I like to floss my teeth and 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:25.640 then smell the tooth fluss. 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:31.439 Okay, wow, you're nasty. 0:09:31.520 --> 0:09:34.160 No, no, I'm not saying yours in particular. I've done 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:34.600 this too. 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:37.760 You have right, and like you want to know what 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:38.360 that ship is? 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:39.760 How long has been in there? 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.600 I'm coming in with a bang of disgust today. But 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:45.880 isn't it wonderful? 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:49.800 God? It's called knowing. It's called knowing your own brand. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:50.160 Yeah. 0:09:50.320 --> 0:09:52.120 Well, I mean it's like when you smell your own 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:52.800 farts real deep. 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:53.160 You let me? 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:59.720 Oh yeah, I mean I went to the zoo the 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.760 other d and there was two monkeys like picking at 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:05.400 each other and then smelling whatever was coming out, and 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:07.400 it's like, that's the what I like to do. I 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:10.280 just wish we all admitted that we like it. That's 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:12.599 why I think it's underrated exactly. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:16.160 Everyone has to know. You got to know your own brand. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.440 You gotta know what it's like. Yes, and I think 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:21.800 with lossing two uh like yeah, because like stuff that's 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:26.240 been recessed in your gums, like that ship starts fucking 0:10:26.440 --> 0:10:27.720 thinking pure rot. 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:33.560 Yeah, it smells like old old person mouth or rotten vegetables. Yeah, 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:35.200 I'll smell on my own. 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:37.199 Old person mouth is like when you really go, you're like, 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:39.200 oh shit, that's that's old person mouth. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:41.680 That's where the old person mouth is. Just old old 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.600 person mouth comes from a lack of philosophy. 0:10:43.760 --> 0:10:45.760 I guess to me, it smells like the zoo. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:48.920 Damn different And that's interesting. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:50.680 You know what, we should have a party, get together 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:51.360 and compare. 0:10:51.880 --> 0:10:56.840 Yeah, I see who can like identify their own Oh 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:58.040 you know, I. 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:03.240 Could definitely identify my own. Please, you're like using your 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:04.800 tongue to see what's stuck right now? 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.520 I can ye, I'm like what I got to hear. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:13.440 Sometimes my dad, my dad will barbecue and then afterwards 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:16.040 I'll bring out like a little cut full of tooth 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:18.960 floss and we all floss and it's like, oh, you 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:21.959 can almost create a pole steak out of what comes 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:23.360 out right. 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:28.599 Yeah, but that is interesting, Like I did not I 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.040 assumed everybody was working with the same shit in there. 0:11:31.080 --> 0:11:32.800 It's interesting that your smells like the zoo. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:36.880 Well, and when you say barbecue, this was an sal yeah, 0:11:36.920 --> 0:11:40.120 which is like eighteen pounds of meat. But we recuperate 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:44.959 half a pound, quarter of a pound. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:48.920 This is what we're gonna have to do in the future, folks. 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:55.440 You know, once the environment totally dies, you're not gonna 0:11:55.480 --> 0:11:56.840 let that shit go to waste. 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:59.960 I don't know, but Boxberzer. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:02.560 Yeah, that's like when my when I was young, and 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.600 I would tell my mom that I was thirsty, and 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.559 she'd be like, just swallow your saliva. 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:08.599 Y o. 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:12.440 Shipories otherwise guarantee. 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:16.959 Yeah, Sometimes before we record the show, if there's a 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.600 chance that there's gonna be video clips, I will like 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.199 wash my mouth out so that there's no like food 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.520 on my teeth. And the ship that comes out is 0:12:25.640 --> 0:12:35.200 like a fucking diorama. Not I'm thinking of the wrong thing. Well, 0:12:36.040 --> 0:12:39.520 it's like a point to list painting in my sink. 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:43.040 You know. Mosaic was the word I was looking for, 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.360 not diarrhama. That would be dope. If I could just 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:50.320 spit out a diorama shoe box shoebox with like a 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:54.000 particular mockingbird scene inside of it. Yeah, that's what I meant. 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:55.880 Christmas Village, Like. 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:01.520 What the fuck? What we don't all have the same stuff? 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:05.640 That was all right, let me smell it really quick though, Yeah, yeah, 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:06.280 yeah that's me. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:09.720 What is something cam that you think is overrated? 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:14.560 The book Withering Heights? Had either of you read it? 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.880 Probably I read that shit for school. 0:13:17.440 --> 0:13:20.440 It's so stupid. I just read it because I wanted 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:24.319 to get ready for the Horny Jacob Lordie movie that's 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:27.720 coming out soon. And I was like, what the fuck 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:30.439 is this? It's just like a book about people that 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.719 just die. They all die. 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:34.199 Everybody keep dying. 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:38.640 They all keep dying. They're all schmucks. They're insufferable, and uh, 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.080 I like couldn't even finish it. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.959 No, Remember, it's just being like not much happens, right, 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.600 Like it's just like people. It is helpful into putting 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.880 you into the mindset of a time when it was like, damn, 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.000 these people are coming over. That's gonna be our month. Yes, 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:58.760 like that's you know, like somebody dropping by is like 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:00.920 the you're excited for the whole month. 0:14:01.960 --> 0:14:04.440 That's what it is. Except like the journey to walk 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:06.760 to the next house, which is like one mile away, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:11.360 always kills the person. Either they make it and then 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.559 they die after one day of the visit, or they 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:14.360 just don't make it. 0:14:14.840 --> 0:14:17.360 It's like a slasher movie where the slasher is like 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:20.520 cholera or like scarlet fever. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:21.560 Kind of cool. 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.360 Actually yeah, mister cholera. 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:29.160 Yeah, but yeah, this does seem to be the next 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.080 big horny that's coming our way. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:34.400 Yeah, and it will be horny. I'm sure they'll change 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:37.520 things because also, sorry, you know, I went from smelling 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:40.600 floss and like talking about cocaine to this like boring 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:46.840 ass gothic novel. But yeah, yes, exactly. But they don't 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.400 even have sex. No one has sex in the book. 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:53.920 Oh, they don't like longingly like kiss each other. They 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:55.800 like die before they can fuck, right. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:15:00.160 Yes, so I'm like wait, so then so they it 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.520 looked like people were fucking on the trailer, that's what 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:03.800 they were just kissing. Deep. 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.680 I think that they're gonna do, you know, take some 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:09.440 creative liberties, because if not, then like what are what 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.880 like kiss on the cheek, right or like. 0:15:11.840 --> 0:15:14.800 The Emily Bronte stands is like Bronte Twitter gonna come 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:15.560 out and be like. 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:16.560 What the fuck was that? 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:16.840 Man? 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:17.720 Why they fucking it? 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.600 Oh for sure, and they'll all probably hate me right 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:21.320 now after this. 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.120 Well, it's like the studios know what they're doing. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:28.240 Horny. The horniness is all in like the words like 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:31.120 I'm just reading from the opening of the plot in 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:35.600 eighteen oh one, mister Lockwood and the new tenant at 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:37.800 Thrushcross Grange. 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:42.200 Oh yeah, Oh that's. 0:15:41.080 --> 0:15:44.080 Crush with your grange, crust. 0:15:44.800 --> 0:15:47.400 On your long pointy grange. 0:15:48.400 --> 0:15:51.080 Oh, I can't wait to Lockwood with that guy. 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.360 That's just where dicks shake each other's hands, like Carl 0:15:55.400 --> 0:16:00.280 Schwartzenegger and Carl Weather. Yeah, what's Upwood's all right, yeah, 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:07.240 all right, I'm off to the Yorkshire moors. Yeah, so 0:16:08.000 --> 0:16:11.640 we'll see. Yeah, but you didn't make it all. It 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.640 does feel like it's one of those things that's like, oh, 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.680 they were inventing novels, you know. 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:18.320 Yeah, and it was some like depressed girl that never 0:16:18.440 --> 0:16:23.000 left the house and that's kind of cool, you know, right. Also, 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:26.080 have me back after the movie comes out and let's rediscuss. 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably go see it. 0:16:29.560 --> 0:16:33.840 So this is Emily Bronte's only novel, and then she died. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:39.200 She was onto something with the thought, right, That's the thing. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.920 Is like everybody probably did die at the time, so 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.960 it's a very it's a realism. 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:46.360 Really, did you she like die of like like a 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:49.280 like a toothache or something like some like nineteenth century shit? 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:50.200 Oh, I hope. 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:56.920 Let's see Emily Bronte's death, her juvenilea, her adulthood, her 0:16:56.960 --> 0:17:01.680 personality disorder. Damn they really Oh okay, she was tubercular. 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:06.920 Oh wow, classic. Oh that's ship. Yeah. She called once 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:11.640 a napkin, little spot of blood and then cut to gravestone. 0:17:11.760 --> 0:17:12.760 How beautiful. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:16.160 Yeah yeah, that is the prettiest way. 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:19.399 To the sheekst Yeah yeah yeah, just a subtle cough 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:20.640 into your white nap gear. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.320 You're pale, long black hair. 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:27.520 I'll be a huckleberry. Isn't that what Doc Holliday dies 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:28.719 from the tombstone? 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:29.640 Yeah? 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.200 Yeah, that's that's cool. It's a good way to go. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:34.040 That's the whole of diseases. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:40.760 Don't worry because tuberculars so everyone can have their time. 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:43.359 That's right. All right, let's take a quick break and 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:45.159 then we're going to check in with our good friend 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:50.360 what's her name, Christian Cabot Kristin Cabot from made famous 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:52.760 from one of our favorite news stories from this year, 0:17:52.920 --> 0:18:07.320 the cold Play video We'll be right back and We're back. 0:18:07.400 --> 0:18:08.160 We're back. 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:12.440 And I thought I thought it was an underrated detail 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:18.119 of the original Coldplay kiss Camp video that it was 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:22.159 the head of HR, you know, because everybody's else some 0:18:22.280 --> 0:18:25.720 people who are the heads of Yeah, nobody likes the 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:30.200 CEO and everybody's like a CEO, fuck that. But also with. 0:18:30.119 --> 0:18:32.440 The head of HR, or she was the head of HR. 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:34.520 I never knew the head of chief or. 0:18:34.640 --> 0:18:38.760 Chief people person or something person, office, person, officer. 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:43.240 Okay, so the devil, I mean, we all know HR. 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:46.360 They're the worst person. Yeah, okay. 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:50.520 So she's finally before everyone's just like gleaning what they 0:18:50.560 --> 0:18:54.320 can from, you know, court documents or houses being sold 0:18:54.320 --> 0:18:56.199 and like that sounds like they're filing for a divorce. 0:18:56.480 --> 0:18:58.960 But she's like, I'm gonna let me give y'all some 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:00.760 detail about what we set. 0:19:00.560 --> 0:19:03.680 The record straight about how it looked from my point 0:19:03.720 --> 0:19:04.040 of view. 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:09.120 So one thing to start was that she like hit 0:19:09.160 --> 0:19:11.919 it off with Andy Byron, the CEO. Pretty much like 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:13.520 the second she started working there. 0:19:14.160 --> 0:19:15.679 This is the new Withering Heights. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:24.280 Yeah, where knows to nose deep breathing. So then so 0:19:24.359 --> 0:19:27.359 apparently as they were working together, she comes to find 0:19:27.440 --> 0:19:31.720 out that he as well, was going through a breakup 0:19:31.760 --> 0:19:34.480 with their spouse. So that's when they're I think that's 0:19:34.520 --> 0:19:37.000 when like the horny ears perked up and they said, oh, okay, 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:39.160 so we might we might have to let me find out. 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:43.320 Okay. So there was an instant spark and then it 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:46.639 worked for you know, they were both kind of available, 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:47.760 but not really exactly. 0:19:48.240 --> 0:19:50.679 This is from so she spoke with The Independent and 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:53.240 The Times of London, spoke to a couple outlets. 0:19:53.359 --> 0:19:53.760 Quote. 0:19:53.800 --> 0:19:55.480 By the time of the concert, Cabit told The Times 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.480 of London that she had developed quote big happy crush. 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.199 But she told the New York Times, oh so, she 0:20:00.240 --> 0:20:02.040 told She did an interview with the Times of Lennon 0:20:02.119 --> 0:20:03.520 and the New York Times because you got to get 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:05.320 both sides of the Atlantic. She told The New York 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:07.199 Times that she kept her feelings in check because he 0:20:07.280 --> 0:20:09.560 was her boss. At the concert, she said she had 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:13.400 a few high noons. The vodka Seltzer is well known collegers, 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.879 and the two started to act more like a couple. 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:20.760 It was, she said, the only time they kissed. Now, 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:24.600 oh shit, like they didn't even act. 0:20:24.520 --> 0:20:27.960 More like a couple. Is also such a fucking hr 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:32.720 ass euphemism. Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:34.800 Yeah. How many times are you smashing in a motel? 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:39.240 That body language like he was pressing his hard dick 0:20:39.280 --> 0:20:40.400 against her butt? 0:20:40.640 --> 0:20:45.440