Speaker 1: How's a mom's only fans.
Speaker 2: It's thriving. I just kicked her five hundred dollars as
Speaker 2: a holiday gift.
Speaker 1: But wait til you tip your own mom five hundred
Speaker 1: on the left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she thinks it's from someone else. She needs
Speaker 2: the money. It's from Roberto JJ.
Speaker 3: Wow did you upload like a hot screen cap like
Speaker 3: a No, it's just.
Speaker 2: Like an egg, you know, like a blink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah did.
Speaker 2: She was like, She's like, somebody tipped me five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, mom, amazing.
Speaker 3: You're doing the equivalent of like, you know, magazine parent,
Speaker 3: like a rich parent helping their NEPO kid with that. Yeah, exactly.
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Speaker 3: Hilarious Untalented Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah here, tamn tam Hi, guys.
Speaker 2: I've had three coffees and I'm ready to talk.
Speaker 1: Good, good, good. Hopefully your bowels are not okay. Also
Speaker 1: for the cups of coffee.
Speaker 2: I'm actually constant right now, believe it or not. That's
Speaker 2: why the three cough.
Speaker 1: Oh you're going, yeah, for going for the coffee.
Speaker 2: Like okay, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Also like three cigarettes that wants to.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I quit you guys, congratulations. Thinks it's good.
Speaker 2: I actually smoke when I drink every now and then,
Speaker 2: but compared to being a full time smoker, it's you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like I'll have one every now
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you're still vaping and no.
Speaker 2: Vaping, right, I never I've never vaped before. It's not
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 1: Oh that's so principal. And I love that. I love
Speaker 1: that for you, not for me.
Speaker 2: But I do. When I did smoke, I smoked Parliament lights.
Speaker 2: You guys look like you've never smoked before.
Speaker 1: I smoked.
Speaker 3: I've smoked.
Speaker 1: I mean I still smoke light filter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, up with them. They go down so easily. It's
Speaker 2: just like it's wonderful.
Speaker 1: That's what everyone in LA does. Snorts cocaine out, yes,
Speaker 1: I never have, but.
Speaker 2: Anil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, well in the little cup, you put
Speaker 1: the blow and then you just blow up right there
Speaker 1: in the middle of the club, and then you think
Speaker 1: you're smelling a cigarette.
Speaker 2: Guys, cocaine was crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember that.
Speaker 1: Remember what a time.
Speaker 2: On the show does it?
Speaker 1: It's just Ambia. I think in La I grew up
Speaker 1: around so many drug users. Like also just in the industry,
Speaker 1: there's so much. There's still a lot.
Speaker 2: Of people well, which kind of blows my mind. But
Speaker 2: I would say the other day, I was having like
Speaker 2: a really nice dinner party and we invited this new
Speaker 2: friend that's from out of town, and she came with
Speaker 2: a bag of blow and we were all we looked
Speaker 2: at her. It was like six pm. We looked at
Speaker 2: her like she was a crazy person.
Speaker 3: Like six pm dinner party. Blow sumptuous. All right, Tam,
Speaker 3: We're thrilled to have you here. We're gonna get to
Speaker 3: know you a little bit better. In a moment. First,
Speaker 3: we were telling the listeners a couple of stories. We're
Speaker 3: talking about today we're going Trump free Thursday's Trump Free Fridays.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, last episode of the year. Although he
Speaker 3: is the reason that cocaine keeps coming up on the show,
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, probably just showing up profusely sweating and
Speaker 3: ranting republic. But we're not going to talk about that.
Speaker 3: We are going to talk about the first official interview
Speaker 3: from the cold Play kiss Cam Lady hr Head. We
Speaker 3: finally got her version of events. Okay, Barrie Weiss, you
Speaker 3: fucked up. This is who you should have This is
Speaker 3: who you should have interviewed and reveal, not Erica Kirk,
Speaker 3: who has been giving that same interview on on.
Speaker 1: Rote since the na.
Speaker 3: So we're going to talk about that interview. We're going
Speaker 3: to talk about phone bands because they might actually work.
Speaker 3: The New York schools band phones at the beginning of
Speaker 3: the year, and we have a report from the ground
Speaker 3: and the children are bored and doing dumb bullshit just
Speaker 3: like children are supposed to do. And then we're gonna
Speaker 3: ask what's the worst Christmas movie of all time? Because
Speaker 3: there's no run Tomatoes list that has some theories all
Speaker 3: of that plenty more, But firsthand, we do like to
Speaker 3: ask our guest, what is something from your search history
Speaker 3: that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 2: I actually watched porn last night, so I cleared my
Speaker 2: search history after like an intelligent person.
Speaker 1: Oh you do that? Wait, hold on. So your your
Speaker 1: method is to erase any documentary.
Speaker 3: Search history you never know? You want to start with
Speaker 3: a clean slate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like it takes the shame away. No, I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding. I'm not ashamed of it, but it's like
Speaker 2: I don't want it popping up and like some on
Speaker 2: my phone to look or auto fail you.
Speaker 1: Jacking off mobiley?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that weird?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I just that was a line from a little Dicky
Speaker 1: song or like porn on the phone. He's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't jack off mobiley.
Speaker 2: I jack off mobiley. And it's hard because I have
Speaker 2: to like get it to and up against a pillow
Speaker 2: and it always falls over when I'm about to come,
Speaker 2: so I have to move on to imagine, to.
Speaker 3: The back of your iPhone.
Speaker 2: So I have a clean, clean Google.
Speaker 3: You have no idea?
Speaker 1: Well, okay, what did you know what you search?
Speaker 2: You were going to ask.
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 2: It was gay porn like female grinding vaginas. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm into that just because like I'm gay. I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding. I'm not gay, but I'm gay for that
Speaker 2: kind of porn.
Speaker 1: Sure where you fit it?
Speaker 3: All right? So scissoring scissoring is the perfect time, and
Speaker 3: you could have turned that into you know, been like
Speaker 3: wrapping gifts. But no, I like, oh, I'm bright.
Speaker 2: I'm so blushing right now.
Speaker 3: God, even you're not.
Speaker 2: I am looking and I'm wearing all red and.
Speaker 3: Messing up the white balance. Yeah, the red based.
Speaker 1: On perspective, I think you're.
Speaker 3: Not what what is something that you think is underrated?
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh god, I like to floss my teeth and
Speaker 2: then smell the tooth fluss.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, you're nasty.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not saying yours in particular. I've done
Speaker 3: this too.
Speaker 2: You have right, and like you want to know what
Speaker 2: that ship is?
Speaker 3: How long has been in there?
Speaker 2: I'm coming in with a bang of disgust today. But
Speaker 2: isn't it wonderful?
Speaker 1: God? It's called knowing. It's called knowing your own brand.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's like when you smell your own
Speaker 1: farts real deep.
Speaker 3: You let me?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean I went to the zoo the
Speaker 2: other d and there was two monkeys like picking at
Speaker 2: each other and then smelling whatever was coming out, and
Speaker 2: it's like, that's the what I like to do. I
Speaker 2: just wish we all admitted that we like it. That's
Speaker 2: why I think it's underrated exactly.
Speaker 1: Everyone has to know. You got to know your own brand.
Speaker 1: You gotta know what it's like. Yes, and I think
Speaker 1: with lossing two uh like yeah, because like stuff that's
Speaker 1: been recessed in your gums, like that ship starts fucking
Speaker 1: thinking pure rot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells like old old person mouth or rotten vegetables. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll smell on my own.
Speaker 1: Old person mouth is like when you really go, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, that's that's old person mouth.
Speaker 3: That's where the old person mouth is. Just old old
Speaker 3: person mouth comes from a lack of philosophy.
Speaker 2: I guess to me, it smells like the zoo.
Speaker 3: Damn different And that's interesting.
Speaker 1: You know what, we should have a party, get together
Speaker 1: and compare.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see who can like identify their own Oh
Speaker 3: you know, I.
Speaker 2: Could definitely identify my own. Please, you're like using your
Speaker 2: tongue to see what's stuck right now?
Speaker 1: I can ye, I'm like what I got to hear.
Speaker 2: Sometimes my dad, my dad will barbecue and then afterwards
Speaker 2: I'll bring out like a little cut full of tooth
Speaker 2: floss and we all floss and it's like, oh, you
Speaker 2: can almost create a pole steak out of what comes
Speaker 2: out right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that is interesting, Like I did not I
Speaker 3: assumed everybody was working with the same shit in there.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that your smells like the zoo.
Speaker 2: Well, and when you say barbecue, this was an sal yeah,
Speaker 2: which is like eighteen pounds of meat. But we recuperate
Speaker 2: half a pound, quarter of a pound.
Speaker 3: This is what we're gonna have to do in the future, folks.
Speaker 3: You know, once the environment totally dies, you're not gonna
Speaker 3: let that shit go to waste.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but Boxberzer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like when my when I was young, and
Speaker 2: I would tell my mom that I was thirsty, and
Speaker 2: she'd be like, just swallow your saliva.
Speaker 3: Y o.
Speaker 2: Shipories otherwise guarantee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sometimes before we record the show, if there's a
Speaker 3: chance that there's gonna be video clips, I will like
Speaker 3: wash my mouth out so that there's no like food
Speaker 3: on my teeth. And the ship that comes out is
Speaker 3: like a fucking diorama. Not I'm thinking of the wrong thing. Well,
Speaker 3: it's like a point to list painting in my sink.
Speaker 3: You know. Mosaic was the word I was looking for,
Speaker 3: not diarrhama. That would be dope. If I could just
Speaker 3: spit out a diorama shoe box shoebox with like a
Speaker 3: particular mockingbird scene inside of it. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 2: Christmas Village, Like.
Speaker 3: What the fuck? What we don't all have the same stuff?
Speaker 1: That was all right, let me smell it really quick though, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah that's me.
Speaker 3: What is something cam that you think is overrated?
Speaker 2: The book Withering Heights? Had either of you read it?
Speaker 3: Probably I read that shit for school.
Speaker 2: It's so stupid. I just read it because I wanted
Speaker 2: to get ready for the Horny Jacob Lordie movie that's
Speaker 2: coming out soon. And I was like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is this? It's just like a book about people that
Speaker 2: just die. They all die.
Speaker 3: Everybody keep dying.
Speaker 2: They all keep dying. They're all schmucks. They're insufferable, and uh,
Speaker 2: I like couldn't even finish it.
Speaker 3: No, Remember, it's just being like not much happens, right,
Speaker 3: Like it's just like people. It is helpful into putting
Speaker 3: you into the mindset of a time when it was like, damn,
Speaker 3: these people are coming over. That's gonna be our month. Yes,
Speaker 3: like that's you know, like somebody dropping by is like
Speaker 3: the you're excited for the whole month.
Speaker 2: That's what it is. Except like the journey to walk
Speaker 2: to the next house, which is like one mile away,
Speaker 2: always kills the person. Either they make it and then
Speaker 2: they die after one day of the visit, or they
Speaker 2: just don't make it.
Speaker 3: It's like a slasher movie where the slasher is like
Speaker 3: cholera or like scarlet fever.
Speaker 1: Kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Actually yeah, mister cholera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, this does seem to be the next
Speaker 3: big horny that's coming our way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it will be horny. I'm sure they'll change
Speaker 2: things because also, sorry, you know, I went from smelling
Speaker 2: floss and like talking about cocaine to this like boring
Speaker 2: ass gothic novel. But yeah, yes, exactly. But they don't
Speaker 2: even have sex. No one has sex in the book.
Speaker 3: Oh, they don't like longingly like kiss each other. They
Speaker 3: like die before they can fuck, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I'm like wait, so then so they it
Speaker 1: looked like people were fucking on the trailer, that's what
Speaker 1: they were just kissing. Deep.
Speaker 2: I think that they're gonna do, you know, take some
Speaker 2: creative liberties, because if not, then like what are what
Speaker 2: like kiss on the cheek, right or like.
Speaker 1: The Emily Bronte stands is like Bronte Twitter gonna come
Speaker 1: out and be like.
Speaker 3: What the fuck was that?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Why they fucking it?
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, and they'll all probably hate me right
Speaker 2: now after this.
Speaker 1: Well, it's like the studios know what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Horny. The horniness is all in like the words like
Speaker 3: I'm just reading from the opening of the plot in
Speaker 3: eighteen oh one, mister Lockwood and the new tenant at
Speaker 3: Thrushcross Grange.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh that's.
Speaker 3: Crush with your grange, crust.
Speaker 2: On your long pointy grange.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't wait to Lockwood with that guy.
Speaker 3: That's just where dicks shake each other's hands, like Carl
Speaker 3: Schwartzenegger and Carl Weather. Yeah, what's Upwood's all right, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, I'm off to the Yorkshire moors. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: we'll see. Yeah, but you didn't make it all. It
Speaker 3: does feel like it's one of those things that's like, oh,
Speaker 3: they were inventing novels, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was some like depressed girl that never
Speaker 2: left the house and that's kind of cool, you know, right. Also,
Speaker 2: have me back after the movie comes out and let's rediscuss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll probably go see it.
Speaker 3: So this is Emily Bronte's only novel, and then she died.
Speaker 3: She was onto something with the thought, right, That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Is like everybody probably did die at the time, so
Speaker 2: it's a very it's a realism.
Speaker 1: Really, did you she like die of like like a
Speaker 1: like a toothache or something like some like nineteenth century shit?
Speaker 2: Oh, I hope.
Speaker 3: Let's see Emily Bronte's death, her juvenilea, her adulthood, her
Speaker 3: personality disorder. Damn they really Oh okay, she was tubercular.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, classic. Oh that's ship. Yeah. She called once
Speaker 3: a napkin, little spot of blood and then cut to gravestone.
Speaker 2: How beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that is the prettiest way.
Speaker 1: To the sheekst Yeah yeah yeah, just a subtle cough
Speaker 1: into your white nap gear.
Speaker 2: You're pale, long black hair.
Speaker 3: I'll be a huckleberry. Isn't that what Doc Holliday dies
Speaker 3: from the tombstone?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's cool. It's a good way to go.
Speaker 3: That's the whole of diseases.
Speaker 1: Don't worry because tuberculars so everyone can have their time.
Speaker 3: That's right. All right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 3: then we're going to check in with our good friend
Speaker 3: what's her name, Christian Cabot Kristin Cabot from made famous
Speaker 3: from one of our favorite news stories from this year,
Speaker 3: the cold Play video We'll be right back and We're back.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 3: And I thought I thought it was an underrated detail
Speaker 3: of the original Coldplay kiss Camp video that it was
Speaker 3: the head of HR, you know, because everybody's else some
Speaker 3: people who are the heads of Yeah, nobody likes the
Speaker 3: CEO and everybody's like a CEO, fuck that. But also with.
Speaker 2: The head of HR, or she was the head of HR.
Speaker 3: I never knew the head of chief or.
Speaker 1: Chief people person or something person, office, person, officer.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the devil, I mean, we all know HR.
Speaker 2: They're the worst person. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So she's finally before everyone's just like gleaning what they
Speaker 1: can from, you know, court documents or houses being sold
Speaker 1: and like that sounds like they're filing for a divorce.
Speaker 1: But she's like, I'm gonna let me give y'all some
Speaker 1: detail about what we set.
Speaker 3: The record straight about how it looked from my point
Speaker 3: of view.
Speaker 1: So one thing to start was that she like hit
Speaker 1: it off with Andy Byron, the CEO. Pretty much like
Speaker 1: the second she started working there.
Speaker 3: This is the new Withering Heights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where knows to nose deep breathing. So then so
Speaker 1: apparently as they were working together, she comes to find
Speaker 1: out that he as well, was going through a breakup
Speaker 1: with their spouse. So that's when they're I think that's
Speaker 1: when like the horny ears perked up and they said, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so we might we might have to let me find out.
Speaker 2: Okay. So there was an instant spark and then it
Speaker 2: worked for you know, they were both kind of available,
Speaker 2: but not really exactly.
Speaker 1: This is from so she spoke with The Independent and
Speaker 1: The Times of London, spoke to a couple outlets.
Speaker 3: Quote.
Speaker 1: By the time of the concert, Cabit told The Times
Speaker 1: of London that she had developed quote big happy crush.
Speaker 1: But she told the New York Times, oh so, she
Speaker 1: told She did an interview with the Times of Lennon
Speaker 1: and the New York Times because you got to get
Speaker 1: both sides of the Atlantic. She told The New York
Speaker 1: Times that she kept her feelings in check because he
Speaker 1: was her boss. At the concert, she said she had
Speaker 1: a few high noons. The vodka Seltzer is well known collegers,
Speaker 1: and the two started to act more like a couple.
Speaker 1: It was, she said, the only time they kissed. Now,
Speaker 1: oh shit, like they didn't even act.
Speaker 3: More like a couple. Is also such a fucking hr
Speaker 3: ass euphemism. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. How many times are you smashing in a motel?
Speaker 2: That body language like he was pressing his hard dick
Speaker 2: against her butt?
Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure, sure, yeah was loving it. That's probably
Speaker 1: why he ducked, because he didn't want to be upright
Speaker 1: and let everybody know he was packing?
Speaker 3: Was she she ran away over and then he ducked.
Speaker 3: He's probably not stand up what I do when I
Speaker 3: get a butter? Just doing a cannon assume handon ground?
Speaker 3: Are you okay? Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. Are you know I'm good? What's up? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What do you need? What do you need? We were
Speaker 1: just talking, dude, and yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm still talking. I can still talk in here. Don't
Speaker 3: worry about it.
Speaker 1: We can keep talking. Now you're being weird because you
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about whatever we're talking about. Then
Speaker 1: there's like they go into the next thing. Then so
Speaker 1: quote immediately after being after the big screen cat cabin
Speaker 1: and Byron embracing and quickly untangling, ducking and turning away.
Speaker 1: Cabit said she she first thought of accidentally humiliating her
Speaker 1: still husband, who was also at the concert. The concert, Yo,
Speaker 1: that is that's that's the one on the hold on Christ.
Speaker 3: So you guys were separated but still going to the
Speaker 3: same concert separately, which I guess can happen. But it
Speaker 3: doesn't feel quite separated, Like it doesn't feel like they're
Speaker 3: calling each other my ex quite yet.
Speaker 2: You know, it is so good.
Speaker 3: I believe he was at that concert. Can you imagine
Speaker 3: being that dude?
Speaker 2: He watched it live? Oh that's so good. I assume
Speaker 2: he wasn't sitting with the group.
Speaker 1: No, that'd be so funny, just getting cuffed on the
Speaker 1: side and he's like, I love you, Chris Martin. Should
Speaker 1: it happen?
Speaker 3: Should I hop in there? Now that he crumbled away?
Speaker 3: The fun out of here?
Speaker 1: And you get enough?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: Can I hop in? You got enough?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, bro, I'm loving it. I'm loving it. I'm
Speaker 1: also right back down, right back down, yell do your thing,
Speaker 1: y'll do you think that's just so? I mean?
Speaker 5: I love how ship My fucking fucking that's right, My
Speaker 5: fucking husband's also here.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Quote immediately after the big screen cot cabin and Byron embracing.
Speaker 1: Oh that goes on quote then it beat later my
Speaker 1: mind turns to, oh god, Andy's my effing boss. This
Speaker 1: is a bad box.
Speaker 3: This is so h hr. That's hr people, this is
Speaker 3: he's myfing boss. This is a bad look.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this person's an absolute idiot.
Speaker 3: I know. First of all, so they knew they were
Speaker 3: at a concert, where like, did they not? Because that
Speaker 3: they weren't the first couple that was shown like they were.
Speaker 3: Their body language was such they were people who were
Speaker 3: trying to get on the kiss cam.
Speaker 1: Totally or it was just sort of like if you're
Speaker 1: with your partner at a show, like you might be like,
Speaker 1: hey let me, I'm finna grab you by the ways
Speaker 1: and just kind of watch. And it felt like they
Speaker 1: were just taking it in. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: were trying to get on the game.
Speaker 2: When you go to like a Dodger game or something
Speaker 2: and you know that like the camera's kind of near,
Speaker 2: you see that shit coming, Yeah, the camera's not like tiny.
Speaker 3: This is a This is a type of This is
Speaker 3: a genre of viral video of people getting caught on
Speaker 3: the kiss cam with people they're not supposed to be
Speaker 3: with and like shrinking away like that. This is not
Speaker 3: This is probably her fault for being in HR and
Speaker 3: being like no, no scrolling YouTube, me let the office.
Speaker 1: So this is like a summation of like one of
Speaker 1: the articles, The Times of London article really had some
Speaker 1: just real good quotes. So this is her talking about it. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh I was guessing a little to your fucking throat.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Just like guys, I really believed in true
Speaker 1: love and it was really shipping like some other shit
Speaker 1: going on in my life. Yeah, she's like quote, we
Speaker 1: were sitting in the back of the stadium at the
Speaker 1: opposite end of the stage and the pitch black, just
Speaker 1: feeling totally anonymous in an arena of fifty to sixty
Speaker 1: thousand people. We were just dancing. I had a few
Speaker 1: high noons. Andy was standing behind me and we were
Speaker 1: dancing and I grabbed him. I didn't hear the announcement
Speaker 1: that the JumboTron was coming, so suddenly I'm just seeing
Speaker 1: us on screen.
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, we all saw that. Yeah, we all saw that.
Speaker 3: That was the best part of the video was watching
Speaker 3: you realize that it was in fact you on screen.
Speaker 2: It didn't happen to be standing behind you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was like back there somewhere heart dick
Speaker 3: pressed against my butt and I don't know.
Speaker 1: We call it a hot dog in the bun when
Speaker 1: he puts it, and we were just hot dogging it.
Speaker 1: And then she said quote. My immediate reaction was, holy shit,
Speaker 1: Andrew's here her husband's call. She's she's got a thing
Speaker 1: for Andy's. Yeah, I'm sun. We were in the middle
Speaker 1: of an incredibly and amazingly amicable separation. That is true
Speaker 1: from I read a quote from the husband who was like, no,
Speaker 1: we were pretty like chill chillly separated. I was worried
Speaker 1: I would embarrass him. He's an amazing guy and does
Speaker 1: not deserve that h a.
Speaker 3: Word like or she was like, this is fucking humiliating,
Speaker 3: and like the right thing to do in that situation
Speaker 3: to be like, Okay, we can say that like we
Speaker 3: were separated, because it doesn't make either of us look good.
Speaker 3: If I'm like, I didn't know she she was fucking
Speaker 3: her boss. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's in there both interest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's in everybody's best interest. So I'm just saying
Speaker 3: the fact the fact that he's at the concert is.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not impossible that they were like you know,
Speaker 3: separated and like on good terms and everything was cool
Speaker 3: and he knew that she was like fucking around with
Speaker 3: her boss. But like, I feel like it's a little
Speaker 3: I don't know what he's there.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's there, sloppy. That's sloppy as that's sloppy
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: I have to say. I went to see Argentina play
Speaker 2: a couple of months ago, and I knew my arch
Speaker 2: enemy would be there, but I was like, it's a
Speaker 2: huge stadium of like rig Paul. Uh, yeah, he's my
Speaker 2: arch enemy.
Speaker 1: Who's your art? But you have an Argentine arch enemy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They're a family that lives in the US that
Speaker 2: took us in at the beginning. I don't want to
Speaker 2: like take this off course, but there the whole family
Speaker 2: hates my family, and they have a daughter who hates me,
Speaker 2: and we're all the same age. We're blocked on every
Speaker 2: social media that they're holy shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so y'all at the game.
Speaker 3: At the game social media, you get on there and
Speaker 3: just block them. That's only block.
Speaker 2: Them on LinkedIn that's how bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so cool that you're part of like a
Speaker 3: hatfields of a coy thing.
Speaker 2: I love, it's really cool. But I went to the
Speaker 2: game and I'm like, shit, they're probably going to be here,
Speaker 2: but it's like a twenty thousand person stadium. They were
Speaker 2: sitting right next to us.
Speaker 1: No fucking way, right next.
Speaker 2: To us, right next to us?
Speaker 1: How did that?
Speaker 3: How how was that?
Speaker 1: Did you acknowledge each other?
Speaker 2: It was so uncomfortable. I've never had worst anxiety in
Speaker 2: my entire life, and I was sober, so I couldn't
Speaker 2: like go get a drink to calm myself down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was the worst. But what I'm saying about this,
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to hijack, is that like you think
Speaker 2: a stadium is going to be so big, big enough,
Speaker 2: but this shit happens.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, my mind is always worst case, So like
Speaker 3: that's why I'm thinking, you know, Like I'm always like
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I'm about to run into this person
Speaker 3: is also here.
Speaker 2: She was high. She was high on being hr better right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: holier than thou.
Speaker 3: But I can manage everything. Yeah, we'll make this look fine.
Speaker 1: Go on to say that, so right after quote cabin
Speaker 1: and Byron rushed out of Gillette Stadium. As they started
Speaker 1: to process what had happened. Thinking about what they should
Speaker 1: do next, they agreed they needed to send a joint
Speaker 1: emailed Astronomer's Board of directors in case the news got up.
Speaker 1: They got a taxi back to where they had parked
Speaker 1: their cars. It was still pretty silent, Cabot set of
Speaker 1: the journey. All I could think of. All I could
Speaker 1: think about was Andrew's going to kill me? And what
Speaker 1: do we do about our jobs? Byron and Cabot drove
Speaker 1: back to hers, more than an hour away in Ryan,
Speaker 1: New Hampshire. During the drive, she received a text from
Speaker 1: an old old friend who had been at the gig
Speaker 1: but did not know she and Andrew were separated.
Speaker 3: It red, dude, Wow, what a great sex.
Speaker 1: With three US and three three US and three e's dude?
Speaker 3: How many ones? Just one?
Speaker 1: No, not even just a question mark, just a question
Speaker 1: you U U D D D question mark.
Speaker 2: I love that. During that ride, you know, there was
Speaker 2: a moment when they said, well maybe no one saw.
Speaker 3: It, right, Yeah, well okay, so how many people were
Speaker 3: at the concert? Like maybe sixty thousand? Fine, we can
Speaker 3: we can control this, We're gonna get a letter out
Speaker 3: to the board. We're just gonna say it was super innocent.
Speaker 3: We were actually playing a game. It was like we
Speaker 3: were doing role playing. It was actually a team building exercise.
Speaker 3: And then but I do like at that point she
Speaker 3: said that panic attacks were starting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point basically. So then this is where
Speaker 1: they talk about. They said her husband texted her at
Speaker 1: four in the morning and just sent a screenshot of
Speaker 1: the video with the message quote, I think you should
Speaker 1: know this is out there. I think like that to me,
Speaker 1: does speak like it's like just so you know, ro
Speaker 1: you about to get fucking steering on your internet.
Speaker 3: Andrews won me over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Andrews, and I think Andrew's being chill. So then
Speaker 1: Cabot wanted to tell her children, her daughter and sixteen
Speaker 1: year old son before they heard it from anyone else.
Speaker 1: Quote my daughter sin tears saying.
Speaker 5: I guess that means you really are getting divorced men,
Speaker 5: While her son tried to reassure her that it would
Speaker 5: quote probably go away, it did not.
Speaker 1: The video took on a life of its own, turn
Speaker 1: to fodder for late and I talks Abu da da
Speaker 1: da da da, and then She talks about how everyone's
Speaker 1: LinkedIn accounts, their their social media accounts just got all
Speaker 1: these cold Play lyric references, people fucking with them. Fake
Speaker 1: Facebook accounts are set up in their names of their spouses,
Speaker 1: and there she is. Now.
Speaker 2: She didn't need to dig this up. No, like it
Speaker 2: was almost going away. Yeah she must have gotten paid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she got paid. There's been since the moment that
Speaker 3: she turned her face away from that camera, journalists from
Speaker 3: every outlet have been just hitting her up, being like,
Speaker 3: you've got to tell your story. You've got to take
Speaker 3: your story back. Yeah, you've got to tell your way,
Speaker 3: and she does do that. This was one of my
Speaker 3: favorite details that put her firmly in the HR person
Speaker 3: I can't really identify with.
Speaker 1: She got.
Speaker 3: She got mad at Gwyneth Paltrow. She said that in July, Paltrow,
Speaker 3: the founder and CEO of Goop, appeared in an astronomer
Speaker 3: ad that poked fun at the kiss cam video, and
Speaker 3: she told The Times of London that Paltrow, who popularized
Speaker 3: the phrase conscious uncoupling when she split from Coldplay front
Speaker 3: man Chris Martin, was acting like a hypocrite and she
Speaker 3: decided to throw out all her goop products. Oh my bitch, she.
Speaker 1: Threw her Yoni egg.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh. And then she also blames Chris Martin. She
Speaker 3: said he played a role in creating the scandal. It
Speaker 3: was disappointed that nobody from Coldplay had contacted her or
Speaker 3: released a statement. Yeah, and you're just the world doesn't
Speaker 3: completely revolve around you. It turns out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I once saw Chris Martin when he was in
Speaker 2: the middle of being married to Gwyneth Paltrow at a
Speaker 2: bar with a fan, miss actress, and they were like
Speaker 2: holding hands.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's what conscious uncoupling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were already means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm consciously checked the fuck out of my marriage.
Speaker 3: And I know I'm not even in denial.
Speaker 1: No, I'm off this. Come come very aware of it,
Speaker 1: it said. Then she talks about just the ordeal after.
Speaker 1: It was just such a terrible thing. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Apparently one of the like lines of
Speaker 1: logic for her was she wanted to get out there
Speaker 1: to show her kids, like, you can fuck up bad
Speaker 1: and still and still like own it in Gwyneth and
Speaker 1: blame everyone else for putting you on blast because you
Speaker 1: were out here doing whatever the fuck you were doing,
Speaker 1: and I think that's the thing. It's like, I think
Speaker 1: the other story is apparent because Andrew Byron too, if
Speaker 1: they were broken up, it's like it is what it is,
Speaker 1: but doing the thing of like and Chris Martin's ass.
Speaker 1: He should have apologized to me, like for what you
Speaker 1: were at his concert. Like it's like he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: why don't you come up here and kiss right now,
Speaker 1: even though y'all are married to other people?
Speaker 3: Right. It's great. I love the story. I love that
Speaker 3: she came out and told her a story, and we
Speaker 3: still get to hate the CEO guy. I can't I
Speaker 3: can't wait for him to come out with his story
Speaker 3: and be able to like put a positive or normal
Speaker 3: face on it whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So are they still a couple or what I
Speaker 1: think the CEO is with his wife still? Oh god, wow,
Speaker 1: they were? I just read the thing that he was
Speaker 1: they were caught or they were photographed like together with
Speaker 1: rings on.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: At least it should have worked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know it didn't. Like they don't, she said
Speaker 3: that like they do. They haven't really talked much since
Speaker 3: that car ride back where the panic attacks started setting
Speaker 3: in they were like, that's been plenty. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It says yeah, they're like in September it said they
Speaker 1: were still going strong.
Speaker 3: Wife Strong.
Speaker 1: They were separated at the time, so I know, but
Speaker 1: I think they got back. I don't know, dude, this
Speaker 1: is that's where you're like, what's the story? Because then
Speaker 1: did he just throw Christen Cabin under the bus to
Speaker 1: his wife? He's like, dude, I'm so sorry, babe. Kristen
Speaker 1: was off the high noons.
Speaker 3: She jumped into my arms and like start grinding her
Speaker 3: butt against her she.
Speaker 1: May get a boner, dude. That's so fucked up, right, babe,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, no, I don't want to have a
Speaker 1: boner at the Cold Play show and she was like
Speaker 1: You're gonna have one and I was like no, And
Speaker 1: then Chris Martin like made us go on the screen.
Speaker 1: Baby so fucked up and like I'm gonna stop vaping
Speaker 1: and ship dude. I'll do whatever you want. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Uh look, I'm all's well that ends well hopefully. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But Christian Cabin, I think one of the other ones.
Speaker 1: She's like, I've left my career entirely at this point,
Speaker 1: and I'm like gonna figure it out, and you're like, dude,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna fucking remember you like that, like where
Speaker 1: you're like, I can't hire the Coldplay kiss cam lady, right,
Speaker 1: that's like.
Speaker 2: The scent it's under her name in the resume.
Speaker 3: I mean, they're not gonna They're not gonna hire for
Speaker 3: like being able to like communicate well or like handle
Speaker 3: a scandal. You know, she's not gonna be on anyone's
Speaker 3: scandal team.
Speaker 2: One time, one time, I cried at work and the
Speaker 2: HR lady told me that it's frowned upon to cry
Speaker 2: at work. That HR people flag you if you cry
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 3: And just so you know, I'm not telling you this
Speaker 3: because I'm flagging. I'm just I'm trying to help you
Speaker 3: that we think you look the most crazy, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, the most undercover. Yeah, like they really just
Speaker 1: hold the line for the company. Oh yeah, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: so fun. It's always done. You're like, no, man, like
Speaker 1: we share take it like you like her.
Speaker 3: She's kisses.
Speaker 1: Take one out of the jar on my desk.
Speaker 2: They had just laid off like thirty people. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Crying, Oh when I was working at Playboy while Playboy
Speaker 1: was just disintegrating. Upon re entry the HR shout out
Speaker 1: to this HR lady, because she's straight up was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get the fuck out of here. I love that Buckley.
Speaker 1: She's like it's ugly, and I was like, oh for real,
Speaker 1: And she like hooked me up with like an insurance
Speaker 1: coordinator all these other people like thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. She's like, get the fuck out.
Speaker 2: Wow, get out, Okay, shout out to the good one.
Speaker 1: One in a thousand ye that I've encountered.
Speaker 3: There's one that I worked with that I was like,
Speaker 3: why is she so happy today? And then it like
Speaker 3: came out that there was a whole round of firings.
Speaker 3: Oh she was doing them. Oh shit, she's like on
Speaker 3: one today. What's going on? She's like so chatty and
Speaker 3: ship yeah, And it was just like she was in
Speaker 3: her fucking in her Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's usually just in her office ripping the wings off
Speaker 1: of flies all day for real. Huh, that's crazy. He
Speaker 1: thinks he can still fly. Watch this, watch this? Oh
Speaker 1: where are you going?
Speaker 3: Oh shit, all right, let's take a quick break. We'll
Speaker 3: come right back. We'll talk about phone bands and the
Speaker 3: worst Christmas movie of all Time. We'll be right back,
Speaker 3: enter back, And the New York schools banned phones at
Speaker 3: the beginning of the year. With their thing was like,
Speaker 3: kids are on their phones in the classroom. We've got
Speaker 3: to stop this ship. So they banned them. They gave
Speaker 3: the kids a little pouches to put your phones in.
Speaker 1: That at the Comedy Mothership.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly at the Comedy Mothership. So now the teachers
Speaker 3: can finally legal again for those.
Speaker 1: Teachers and special ed teachers are like, finally, I'm about
Speaker 1: to let you all know what you're like.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, I you know part of me.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of people were like this. Teenagers
Speaker 3: are smart, they'll find ways to get around this ship.
Speaker 3: Like this ship isn't gonna work. But overall like the effects.
Speaker 3: So the New York meg went back and like checked
Speaker 3: in on the schools and it's I knew, it's kind
Speaker 3: of crazy to hear like at one high school. So
Speaker 3: so this is one example of like what I saw
Speaker 3: would happened at one high school. An entrepreneurial senior bought
Speaker 3: a pouch on locking magnet on Amazon and tried to
Speaker 3: charge classmates a dollar per jail break.
Speaker 1: That was me. That was me as fuck.
Speaker 3: But generally they say there's quote a pleasant buzz in
Speaker 3: the lunch room, chatter in the hallways, and an alphabet
Speaker 3: of new analog hobbies popping up just about everywhere. They
Speaker 3: have card games, board games, sports equipment. What One teacher
Speaker 3: hands out volleyballs every lunch period and he says, he
Speaker 3: hands up, listen to it gets weirder. It gets weirder,
Speaker 3: he he said. The kids are playing this, he said,
Speaker 3: it's no net, open open space, forming their own circles
Speaker 3: of ten or twelve kids hitting it up to each other,
Speaker 3: an equal number of girls and.
Speaker 1: Boys, mostly boring ass. Hey, so we could just bump like.
Speaker 3: The sticks and ship. They're going back to the kid
Speaker 3: hitting a hoop down the street, but with a stick.
Speaker 3: I also love that they've been so on their phones.
Speaker 1: They're like, we ball, you know exactly.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like, the kids could figure this
Speaker 3: ship out if they wanted to. I don't think they
Speaker 3: want to figure it out. I don't think like we're.
Speaker 1: Hardline to just be playing with each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, aid, I mean a ninth grader at Hunter College
Speaker 3: High School. AIDEN mean, sorry, I was like, what Oh wow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that is that weird? That hiding out as a
Speaker 3: ninth grader at Hunter College In Hunter College High School
Speaker 3: is in a friend group the congregates in the school
Speaker 3: for foyer to stack okay, play tiles, and compete at
Speaker 3: Sorry and other tabletop games during lunch. Quote. I'd say
Speaker 3: it's made us closer. Honestly, half the people I'm playing
Speaker 3: board games with I didn't know at all before this. Damn.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize how cooked these kids were.
Speaker 2: Weren't playing board games at lunch.
Speaker 1: I know, but we don't have phones, so we were
Speaker 1: just like talking to ship and like making fun of
Speaker 1: each other like you did.
Speaker 3: But like they they'll discover that in the spring, they'll
Speaker 3: discover talking shit and making fun. But like, it really
Speaker 3: feels like they've like gone back. It really reminds me
Speaker 3: of like the end of Wali, when like their devices
Speaker 3: go down and they just like look around and they're like, huh,
Speaker 3: like they wake up from like a forty year nap,
Speaker 3: right right, right. There's a lot of gambling. It seems
Speaker 3: like kids are like gambling with hair ties. It sounds
Speaker 3: a lot like prison. They're they're like, yeah, they're playing poker.
Speaker 3: Gambling for hair ties, and then there are side wagers
Speaker 3: going on on the games, prop bets, prop bets on
Speaker 3: the gambling, the poker game.
Speaker 1: Y know, the teacher's gonna fall, You're gonna fog out
Speaker 1: twenty on.
Speaker 3: I got Yeah, Yeah, that is that is so.
Speaker 1: Wild because I do think about like how at my school,
Speaker 1: like people like people had yo yos and ship right,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: How we went through a yoyo face and like my
Speaker 3: friend and year of high school.
Speaker 1: We were backing. Yeah, you know, uh god, I mean
Speaker 1: like it's it's heartening to hear that it's it was
Speaker 1: pretty seamless, like where sudden it's like no phones are
Speaker 1: like board game talk to friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm shocked, I was at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the fact that they're like describing it as
Speaker 3: like an alien thing, that there's a buzz in the
Speaker 3: cafeteria when all the kids are there makes me like
Speaker 3: realize that it was like dead silent before and like
Speaker 3: that was actually something in our old uh our show
Speaker 3: Miles and Jackot Matt Boostie is our old NBA show,
Speaker 3: somebody was reporting that like now when you go into
Speaker 3: NBA locker rooms at halftime, it's dead silent because everyone's
Speaker 3: on their phones. Yeah, No, one's like talking to each other.
Speaker 3: Everyone's just immediately goes to their phone to see what
Speaker 3: people are saying about the first half. So like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess it was like weird silent spring shit in there,
Speaker 3: like before this in a way that I hadn't fully understood.
Speaker 3: And now they're like, it's crazy. The kids are like
Speaker 3: talking again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just let me Yeah, And it makes you realize, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: through evolution, like this is our normal mode of existence
Speaker 1: is to collaborate, to communicate, to hang out, and then
Speaker 1: like the glowing screen in our hands had everyone just
Speaker 1: like looking down. But I feel like I'm fortunate to
Speaker 1: be like a forty one year old who still has
Speaker 1: a lot of those skills intact from like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but the pre phone era or even like early phone
Speaker 1: because phones weren't even smart enough for me to be
Speaker 1: like on that shit all the time.
Speaker 2: No, same, I'm the same age. I had a pager, Yeah, right, exactly.
Speaker 2: The pager was an absolute waste. Just what was the
Speaker 2: point of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything, but you got to put in like a
Speaker 1: cool mint green case, you know, and make it customize it.
Speaker 1: But I think I mean, like for me, like the
Speaker 1: most like exhilarating shit was like passing notes and shit
Speaker 1: writing a note and then someone being like, yo, did
Speaker 1: you see this note that Kristen romeking And you're like,
Speaker 1: you got it, and then you'd like reading it.
Speaker 5: People.
Speaker 1: I remember people with xerox fucking notes in the library
Speaker 1: custody and like mash distribute like a messy note and
Speaker 1: they're like, yo, bro, they're not going to be friends anymore.
Speaker 2: Oh I miss that. I like, that's so beautiful. They'll
Speaker 2: never know what that is. The little notes that were
Speaker 2: folded like Oregai.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm sure they're I mean they got to
Speaker 1: be passive notes. That's a tailors hold.
Speaker 3: They're evolving back to that. They'll discover notes like next
Speaker 3: school year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, t I eighty two calculator games, you know, playing
Speaker 1: Masia or whatever.
Speaker 3: But like I do, I've always admired in this generation
Speaker 3: their ability to come up with creative shit to do
Speaker 3: when board, Like we've talked about the people who made
Speaker 3: chocolate chip cookies with the like hand grabber toys, like
Speaker 3: you weren't allowed to touch any of the ingredients with
Speaker 3: your actual hands. You had to like crack the egg
Speaker 3: with a and like that. There's a I was talking
Speaker 3: the other day about like kids who just like stood
Speaker 3: there trying to throw a piece of fruit onto the
Speaker 3: pointy tip of a light pole like for four hours,
Speaker 3: and then they like got it. We're like ah, like
Speaker 3: running around like they just scored the World Cup and
Speaker 3: like I yeah, Like I feel like maybe by having
Speaker 3: like had to exist on these phones for so long,
Speaker 3: they've given themselves a new They can be like boredom artists,
Speaker 3: where they like create great creative things to do out
Speaker 3: of just complete boredom.
Speaker 1: A lot of those trick or a lot of those
Speaker 1: trick shot things are just kind of like TikTok live
Speaker 1: money grabs, because it'll be like a like a kid
Speaker 1: trying to throw a quarter in the slot of a
Speaker 1: piggy bank from like ten feet away, and like they're
Speaker 1: just sitting there with like coins around, like hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: I just keep going and they keep going and then
Speaker 1: people cut those down like when they do it, like
Speaker 1: but there's like thousands of people just tune in to
Speaker 1: be like I don't know, dude, this guy's going a
Speaker 1: ping pong lethal shooter. Yeah, have like fourteen pans.
Speaker 3: I understand it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watch my mom.
Speaker 2: Well see I'm not on TikTok, but my mom is
Speaker 2: a TikTok freak and I watched her make one yesterday
Speaker 2: and I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 3: What was it up?
Speaker 2: It was like she had an all girls slumber party
Speaker 2: this weekend and they made a human bicycle. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: link you guys so you can share it. It's like
Speaker 2: there was like ten women and they formed a human
Speaker 2: bicycle and they like rode around.
Speaker 3: But it was just women's the wheels. It's just women's
Speaker 3: bodies of the wheels.
Speaker 2: Four of them were the wheels.
Speaker 1: We don't have to put this in the thing. But
Speaker 1: what's her handles? So it's second was some in the
Speaker 1: video and we could watch really Oh it's well.
Speaker 2: She posted it on Instagram too. It's a row yahia
Speaker 2: or row Yeah. I think it's a.
Speaker 1: Foxy roxy Yeah, Foxy roxy ye Okay. Is it everyone
Speaker 1: wearing red bottles?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was everyone wearing red.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a oh my god, wait, wait.
Speaker 3: Oh my.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we won't be.
Speaker 2: Able to play this, but hold on, wait till you
Speaker 2: see this part.
Speaker 1: Where's the bicycle?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that one just went on
Speaker 2: TikTok oh wow, wow, wow, Okay, that's my mom.
Speaker 1: Guys, but having a good time.
Speaker 3: See yeah, have a great time. Those cute how they
Speaker 3: turned a roll of paper towels into a trump.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of the video.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, beautiful, beautiful, amazing. Well, good luck to you
Speaker 3: young people rediscovering what it's like to actually be aware
Speaker 3: of your existence. Yeah, hopefully, hopefully this starts a trend. Finally,
Speaker 3: we just want to go out talking about Christmas movies.
Speaker 3: There's a trend going around. I guess I'm MPRS. Pop
Speaker 3: Culture Happy Hour debated the topic of the worst Christmas
Speaker 3: movie of all time. They mentioned Jingle All the Way
Speaker 3: Love Actually Scrooge, Scrooge and Marley.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh, that's about Scrooge and Bob Mark.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: That sounds kind of tight.
Speaker 2: There's a a dog in it, no, or that's I
Speaker 2: love Mars Marley and Me. Marley and Me.
Speaker 3: Scrooge and Marley is a gay take on a Christmas
Speaker 3: Carol set in modern day Chicago, co starring Bruce deville
Speaker 3: Lanche as Fezi Wig, a character from What It Must be.
Speaker 1: Oh, because there's the where the Marlee's or whatever hunt
Speaker 1: Ebenezer Scrooge. I just know that from the mupp at
Speaker 1: Christmas characters like we're Marlee and Marley anyway classic. I
Speaker 1: think this is an interesting idea just to rank a
Speaker 1: Christmas because to me, Christmas movies don't need to be
Speaker 1: good and aren't supposed to be good, like it's its
Speaker 1: own odd form of filmmaking. Yeah, as long as that's me,
Speaker 1: they have to be cozy.
Speaker 2: As long as they're cozy, they're great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I mean, yeah, jingle all the way fucking sucks.
Speaker 1: I guess if you're like animal, like this story is dumb.
Speaker 1: None of this is believable, but like if you just
Speaker 1: want to hear him, go.
Speaker 3: I got the Dibleman doll and you know it's the old.
Speaker 1: Time great great and Sindbad gets to be a postal
Speaker 1: carrier with a bomb. Perfect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like the one I hate the most
Speaker 2: is this is controversial but like it's a wonderful life.
Speaker 2: To me, is like an absolute depression.
Speaker 3: Wow, we just I watched that for the first time
Speaker 3: for the first time for this show, and that's what
Speaker 3: an episode that's coming out in oh god, few days. Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you hate me? Now?
Speaker 2: It's just like the black and white of it all.
Speaker 2: It's like I need red.
Speaker 1: I saw the shitty colorized version I saw it was
Speaker 1: so I remember by one of my first notes as
Speaker 1: I was watching, I go, bro, this is so fucking dark.
Speaker 1: This dude like beaten this kid like in one of
Speaker 1: the first ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah is this Yeah, it's my husband's favorite, And I'm like, dude,
Speaker 2: take this off the screen, like I wanted to kill myself.
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Because like the torture porn is so intense until that
Speaker 1: third act where they just like and it all worked
Speaker 1: out beautifully, right, doesn't that a great release?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: You thought your neck was gonna get broken there for
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 3: That cop tried to shoot you, man, Yeah, like multiple tons. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think if it's not delivering coziness the aesthetics of Christmas,
Speaker 3: I think I think that's a problem.
Speaker 1: Polar expresses bad.
Speaker 3: Polar expresses bad. I think Polar express is a good one.
Speaker 3: This is My son was briefly but ravenously obsessed with
Speaker 3: trains and we watched it a lot during that period.
Speaker 3: And the eyes are icy, like it just sends a
Speaker 3: shiver through your soul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the character's eyes.
Speaker 3: Characters's eyes they roll over white when when they go
Speaker 3: to drink their hot coco, their eyes roll over white
Speaker 3: like a shark. No, it's just it's it's just off.
Speaker 3: It was just that they were trying to do something
Speaker 3: the technology wasn't capable of a real controversial one. Have
Speaker 3: you guys seen Christmas with the Cranks with Tim Allen?
Speaker 3: And so this is officially ranked on Rotten Tomatoes as
Speaker 3: the worst Christmas movie with over twenty reviews. So you're
Speaker 3: not counting your Cameron saying Christmas. I watched like the
Speaker 3: first twenty minutes of it. I couldn't really get through it.
Speaker 3: The but it is very popular, like it's beating elf
Speaker 3: right now in HBO Max in terms of like Christmas
Speaker 3: streaming movies, which is weird?
Speaker 2: It sucks and isn't it like doesn't it take place
Speaker 2: in the summertime or there's some summer involved in the place.
Speaker 3: They want to go to, the they want to go
Speaker 3: to the they want to go on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Oh well that's why I hate it already. It's like
Speaker 2: they don't want Also, Tim Allen sucks. I don't need
Speaker 2: to be seeing anything with him in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not even the Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, even the Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's another one where I guess even now, like
Speaker 1: I don't need I don't really like the movies with
Speaker 1: Santa in it. No, it's weird. I want to see people.
Speaker 1: I think it's really just because it's I just want
Speaker 1: to see people in the cold during Christmas. It's really
Speaker 1: it's got that. I'm like, yeah, this is cool. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: you're doing it.
Speaker 2: I need like red balls everywhere and a little bit
Speaker 2: of snow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. Christmas with the Cranks being five percent
Speaker 1: is pretty wild.
Speaker 3: I can't Yeah, I can't believe it's that they were
Speaker 3: that out on that movie.
Speaker 1: Is just Tim Allen right at that point, Jamie Lee
Speaker 1: Curtis say't going to do shit with her career. It's
Speaker 1: like what they write in that one, like should be
Speaker 1: lucky if she ever gets nominated for an Academy Award
Speaker 1: after this shit and Tim Allen.
Speaker 3: I did recently watch The Santa Claus with Tim Allen,
Speaker 3: and like he is a third like the part where
Speaker 3: you first meet him and he's just supposed to be
Speaker 3: like a very divorced guy. He's thoroughly unlikable, Like he's
Speaker 3: just like, he's like, what do you want? You want
Speaker 3: me to cook for you? Yeah, your observational comedy is
Speaker 3: like it's hard to be a single divorce to dad.
Speaker 3: And it's just like, I don't know, man.
Speaker 2: I just realized my father in law is in that movie.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah he's he's yeah, he's sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't mean to spill it like that.
Speaker 2: No, he plays one of Tim Allen's co workers.
Speaker 3: Oh really.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not a claim to fame, but I
Speaker 2: just it just hit my It could be watched it.
Speaker 1: So your father in law is Judge or Judge Reinhold.
Speaker 1: He's a David Crumholtz.
Speaker 2: He's like coworker number two.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: I like, oh yeah, I actually loved his work in that.
Speaker 3: It's funny though too.
Speaker 1: When you look at like rotten tomatoes on the site,
Speaker 1: it's like the critics fucking hate it. Right. It's like
Speaker 1: a comedy so broad and barely Densit's targets and a
Speaker 1: patronizing world conclusion that goes against everything it's protagonist originally
Speaker 1: stood for. The exhausting like it's another one the exhausting
Speaker 1: parade of white people's Christmas problems for only banality, blandness, whatever.
Speaker 1: Then you get to audience ones. We watch this movie
Speaker 1: every year. It's a Christmas vision, pretty funny, always enjoy
Speaker 1: Tim Allen Christmas at the Kranks is a lowed, corny
Speaker 1: holiday comedy and it embraces so absurdity. Like so people
Speaker 1: that who aren't the critics are like, yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: sucks shit, but I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not mad about it.
Speaker 1: Like it's just because it's it's a texture. It's a
Speaker 1: Christmas it's a texture.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh I love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. A writer, Jam wanted to put
Speaker 3: in a word for the worst Christmas movie being Santa
Speaker 3: Claus the movie, which I didn't really it doesn't really
Speaker 3: exist in like the way Christmas with the Cranks is
Speaker 3: like for some people a holiday classic. This was like
Speaker 3: a fifty million dollar production in the mid eighties. My god,
Speaker 3: it was like, this is the definitive cinematic story of
Speaker 3: Chris Kringle, and apparently it's just complete dog shit. I
Speaker 3: want to watch that.
Speaker 2: That that's cool, like a Shindler's List about Santa's life.
Speaker 1: It's just it's this hero for starters. It's creepy. As fuck,
Speaker 1: opening with Santa's origin story, which involves him and missus
Speaker 1: Claus nearly freezing to death along with their reindeer before
Speaker 1: being rescued by eerie elves who want to fulfill an
Speaker 1: ancient prophecy.
Speaker 2: I'm watching this tonight, you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a part where like a poor kid
Speaker 3: goes to a McDonald's and just like looks in at
Speaker 3: people eating McDonald's and they're like, God, McDonald's is so
Speaker 3: fucking goosh.
Speaker 5: The end just a hobo Hamburger scene. Or Santa Claus
Speaker 5: the movie, the movie Easy to Remember.
Speaker 2: Damn me meat texting you guys tonight being.
Speaker 4: Like, wait, what was it called that Santa Claus movie?
Speaker 4: You were talking about? Santa Claus the man's googling porn again?
Speaker 4: Fuck it on the back of the iPhone?
Speaker 1: Will do.
Speaker 3: All right, tam you. He has such a pleasure having
Speaker 3: you as always on the podcast. Where can people find you?
Speaker 3: Follow you all that good stuff?
Speaker 2: Find me on Instagram? I am Tamara Yahiyah and my
Speaker 2: mother's Instagram is Roe Yahiyah.
Speaker 3: Y a j I A both necessary follows. Is there
Speaker 3: a work of media that you've been enjoying.
Speaker 2: I'm reading Portnoy's complaint right now.
Speaker 3: Damn, that's so fucking.
Speaker 1: Dave from Bars the Philip Roth book. Oh I don't
Speaker 1: know what that is.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good. He like there's a whole chapter
Speaker 2: about when he starts jacking off. He has like a
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Speaker 3: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some holiday smut, I could use some alternative.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1: That isn't just cock. That's my one critique of this
Speaker 1: holiday smut book. We read, Yeah, you have a few
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Speaker 3: Come then you cooled out? Is cock? Cock?
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, Oh no, this one's great. There's like schlong, swan, schmuck.
Speaker 2: It's very Jewish. Okay, Anyways, I highly recommend this book.
Speaker 3: Amazing. That is a much class here recommendation that I
Speaker 3: think we've had all year. So what we're going out
Speaker 3: on a high note, miles where can people find you?
Speaker 3: Is there workimedia you've been enjoying?
Speaker 1: Let's see I don't know. Well, First of all, you
Speaker 1: can find me everywhere at Miles of Gray. I just
Speaker 1: do want to say, since this is the last episode
Speaker 1: of the season, just I want to send all my
Speaker 1: love and gratitude to all the listeners, all the people
Speaker 1: who support the show. This has been an incredibly fucked
Speaker 1: up year for me, but at the same time, it's
Speaker 1: somehow been like one of the best, most life affirming
Speaker 1: years for me after the fire, Like everybody's support was overwhelming,
Speaker 1: and for doing a show where like you just talking
Speaker 1: to a microphone, it really gave me the sense of
Speaker 1: community that I didn't really realize. So for that, I'm
Speaker 1: very grateful and that made it very easy for me
Speaker 1: to be strong, you know, and get through this with
Speaker 1: my family. And so I just want to say shout
Speaker 1: out to all of y'all. I really appreciate you, and
Speaker 1: I look forward to your continued support in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: So that's just the main thing I want to say.
Speaker 1: But also find me at Miles of Gray. There's a
Speaker 1: new show called Ain't It Footy where we're talking about
Speaker 1: football Chris Martin not from Coldplay, and Jamel Johnson. So
Speaker 1: if you'd indulge me and take a listen to that,
Speaker 1: maybe leave review. I would greatly appreciate it, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: just love to everybody.
Speaker 3: Go do it, go listen. That's my work media, you
Speaker 3: should go check out.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Ain't it footy? And also those two white children dancing
Speaker 3: in synchronized dancing? Do you know that? It's all over
Speaker 3: Twitter right now? At Sam Cook with Zero's instead of
Speaker 3: Oz said, I only come here to watch this now wait,
Speaker 3: what is this in the I'll leg it in the footnotes.
Speaker 1: And the way to have this thing? Sad? Sam Cook?
Speaker 3: It's just like mesmerizing two kids in like baggy jan.
Speaker 1: Okay, we don't have to okay, so a little bit
Speaker 1: m h okay doing some heel toe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is twins. I don't know, but they're really good.
Speaker 3: They're just like real Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think did the guy just put him like double
Speaker 1: himself in a locked off shot? This just feels I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: I guess this is fun for white people. Okay, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, these two dudes kind of half assed
Speaker 1: dancing but okay gets mes Yeah sorry sorry, yeah do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: You all right? You can find us on Twitter and
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Speaker 3: this episode wherever you're listening to it, and they're at
Speaker 3: the bottom, you will find the footnotes, which is where
Speaker 3: we link off two average white children dancing. As well
Speaker 3: as the information that we talk about in today's episode,
Speaker 3: we also link off to a song that we think
Speaker 3: you might enjoy. Miles, Yes, is there one last song
Speaker 3: you think the people might enjoy it?
Speaker 1: There is one last song that I think people would
Speaker 1: enjoy h This was actually a track that producer Editor
Speaker 1: Justin put it put me onto a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: but I didn't get a chance to shout it out
Speaker 1: on the show unless someone did. Well did you ever do?
Speaker 3: Icy? Justin?
Speaker 1: Wow? Was out?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 3: Damn it easy?
Speaker 1: No, I like part of me as I was winding up,
Speaker 1: I was like, and I think he probably I did that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't. Don't worry myself because guess what, I got
Speaker 1: other songs that I do listen to.
Speaker 3: I've got so many songs that you listen.
Speaker 1: There's so many fucking songs. Where is it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go again?
Speaker 1: Oh No, I think I think I've done that in
Speaker 1: the early years because that's the song that brings tears
Speaker 1: to my eyes. This is the Vincent McCrae trio called
Speaker 1: Living through a Lens Again, just more some jazzy shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: just listen to it. It's this is this is the
Speaker 1: this is the time of year for me. This is
Speaker 1: like like nice jazz. It's kind of like my Christmas music.
Speaker 1: So check this out. Honestly, take anything jazz, any Red Garland,
Speaker 1: any Oscar Peterson, or this Vincent mccrazy. So, Miles, I'm
Speaker 1: interested to hear what you'll describe Iced Tea like, because
Speaker 1: I did a terrible job. I made it sound like
Speaker 1: it was shiit, so, oh god, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know your description. Like here's a fucking song, Here's
Speaker 3: a shitty song where a rapper sucks. I like it
Speaker 3: so much.
Speaker 1: Get this ship off my radio. Sway, No, I would
Speaker 1: say Iced Tea is like a uh it's first of all,
Speaker 1: it's the beat is fun. Is great because it's like cinematic.
Speaker 1: But then on top of it, you get Project Pats
Speaker 1: just Southern swag on it, and it just takes it
Speaker 1: to another level. That's what I would probably say.
Speaker 3: And also fucking socks.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's twenty one Savage really phones it in. You're like, bro,
Speaker 1: you really need to put the microphone down. But this
Speaker 1: one jazz living through a lens Vincent maccatriel.
Speaker 3: All right, we will link off to that in the footnotes.
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Speaker 3: That's going to do it for us this morning. So
Speaker 3: we're back. That's going to do it for us this year.
Speaker 3: We're back this afternoon with an episode of Ain't It
Speaker 3: Footy in this feed, so check that out then, and
Speaker 3: then the holiday content starts on Monday morning. We got
Speaker 3: a lot of great episodes for you. We got Crofton
Speaker 3: rewatching watching Home Alone for the first person. We got
Speaker 3: Miles and I watching and It's a Wonderful Life. We
Speaker 3: got some Sandy University. We get a review of a holiday,
Speaker 3: a horny holiday work of literature. It's all happening next week.
Speaker 3: I think it's our best week of holiday content, so
Speaker 3: tune in for that. Yeah, and uh, have a great
Speaker 3: holiday everyone, and we'll see in the new years.
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