WEBVTT - Second Date Update POCAST: Clench & Waddle 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:08.280 Brooking Jebels second day. I feel really bad for the 0:00:08.280 --> 0:00:09.959 guy who's on the phone to do a second date 0:00:10.039 --> 0:00:12.840 update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed by 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:16.480 his bravery. I read his email about what happened on 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:19.319 his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would be 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.800 willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone do 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:26.759 it on a radio show. Yes, Matt, how you doing? Man? 0:00:27.120 --> 0:00:29.040 I got a weird mix of emotions because I feel 0:00:29.080 --> 0:00:31.840 like I'm throwing a Hail Mary here, and and I 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:35.400 know it's a long shot, you know what I mean? Yeah, 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.479 the description of what happened on your date is amazing 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.640 to me. And like I said, I commend your bravery 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.600 for being willing to talk about this. I mean, this 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:46.360 is like I've I've lived a life where I've done 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:49.160 embarrassing things. This is going to be the most embarrassing 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:53.519 that bad. You think, Why don't you tell your story there? Matt? 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:57.640 All right? Uh so? You know, I mean, really really 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.480 nice girl online h names a man and we agreed 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:04.040 to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal is 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.120 there's a seasonal festival going on. I really wanted to 0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:07.600 go to. It's like this would be so much fun. 0:01:07.640 --> 0:01:09.480 So just kind of picked a restaurant near the festival 0:01:09.480 --> 0:01:11.200 because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:13.720 I didn't want to be hungry. It's this festival. I 0:01:13.840 --> 0:01:15.679 wanted to be in a good mood, so we'd go. 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.960 And it's great. You know, it's my kind of place, 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.360 laid back. It's got good food and big portions, and 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:26.399 I like big portions, so pick restaurants. I don't have 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.160 to dress up, but I can eat a lot. Well, 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:30.600 you know, she I wanted to see because she kept saying, 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:32.800 like all our profile and stuff like that, she's laid back. 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.680 It's just like that fun and like I was hoping 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:37.720 that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered 0:01:37.800 --> 0:01:41.160 cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me, 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.560 you know, like it was just oh, good, cools, be fun, 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:45.120 we can like eat together. I want to get to 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.680 what happened and the reason why you think she's not 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.880 calling you back. Yeah, but hold on, hold on, I 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.600 didn't even tell you what the steak. The steak was incredible, 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.440 Like I he really thought it was gonna be like 0:01:53.480 --> 0:01:55.760 an average steak. I don't understand. I went back and 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.120 shook hands with the chef. That's how good the steak was. Wow, 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.160 this was incredible. I had a steak at a restaurant 0:02:01.280 --> 0:02:04.360 this good for the price? Were you exciting about this 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.320 is a second day or a commercial for this restaurant. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.160 I'm just telling you. This was the one good part. 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.519 And sometimes I'll go on date and I love the 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.200 food and I'll feel shamed by my date. But she was. 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.480 She didn't do that. She was just like, yeah, that cool. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.600 I like a guy who can eat. Why are you 0:02:18.639 --> 0:02:22.600 eating so much food? All right? Because I hadn't eaten 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.280 all day and it's a festival. We're gonna walk around 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.400 a long time. I didn't want to just be hungry, 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:30.000 you know, while we're at the festival, because I can 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:31.600 get kind of grumpy. So I wanted to be on 0:02:31.639 --> 0:02:35.440 my a game and fill my belly. Cheese, fries and 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:38.280 steak is already enough. Hey, I didn't even tell you 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:41.959 about the dessert. So we get one of those giants 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:45.079 like ice cream brownie Sunday things, and I'm gonna stay. 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:46.320 I know, I know you don't want me to like 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:49.120 go on and on, but oh my gosh, that whipped cream. 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:52.480 It was like I don't know, it was it was 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.480 like there was a group of people in the back 0:02:54.520 --> 0:02:56.959 that we're making it by hand, and that was the 0:02:57.080 --> 0:03:00.760 only job was just to make it. After reading your email, 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.960 how in the world can you still be talking about 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:08.200 the food with the situation that happened after you ate? 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:12.280 You do want to understand, Like I was so happy. 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:14.440 I like, this is the happiest I've been on a date, 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:18.679 all right, and so like that's why, So like we ate, 0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:21.000 this is great, let's go. So it's just like we're walking, 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:24.000 I start like I just start burblin, you know, my 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.760 stomach starts burblin, Like, oh no, I gotta go. I 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.800 should have gone. It's like kind of we're kind of 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.120 far from the restaurant now, Like I just like I 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:32.600 want to keep moving. And I didn't really want to 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.200 say anything, you know what I mean. I just didn't 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.800 feel comfortable yet saying oh I just got to drop 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.960 a giant deuce, you know. Yeah, it's usually bad first 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:43.320 date etiquette to bring that up here. Yeah, I didn't 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.680 want to do that. So, like we walked by this 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.560 department store and I was like, oh, yeah, I got 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:48.960 I gotta buy a gift for one of my co workers. 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:50.960 I'll just go in here real quick because it's from 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:52.560 what it's like an only chance if I don't buy 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.160 it now, so I knew it. I'll just be get 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.200 it out real quick. And so I go in and 0:03:56.640 --> 0:03:59.520 the bathroom is on like the fifth floor. It's like escalators. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:03.040 So I I'm like running up the escalators like carefully 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.080 because now I'm at the point where it's pretty sensitive 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.840 and i could just lose it all and feel it, 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.600 and I'm just so careful. You don't like that run 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:12.040 you do when you're trying to be careful and not 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:15.680 to spill it. Yeah, I get up there, I get 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:17.640 the fits form. I'm so excited, and there's a guy 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.159 with him mop and cleaning, and he's like, you're not 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.400 coming in here. And then like there's the woman's bathroom. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:24.919 I can go in to the woman's bathroom, but like 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.040 a woman goes in and I'm not gonna go in 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:29.080 while there's a woman in there. That's just so you 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:32.080 don't need like assault charges or indecency charges on your 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:34.600 first date. So I'm like, okay, I'm not I can 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.160 hold it a little longer. So I run, I run 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.880 and clinch down. I just I'm running and clinching. I'm 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:42.440 going down the escalators. I run out the front. She's like, 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.360 what are you doing? What are you done? It's like, 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:46.520 I gotta go. I'll be right back, and I just 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.839 I'm like running back to the restaurant. It's like, you 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:50.720 know what I paid there, I can go, I can 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:53.440 use the bathroom. And by the time I get the restaurant, 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:55.520 I got a pretty good sprint coming on, and I 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.440 mean everything, I have to hold this in. I burst 0:04:58.440 --> 0:05:00.560 the door open. It knocks over this old man. The 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.040 old man falls to the floor. I don't stop. So 0:05:03.160 --> 0:05:05.000 when says he knocked over an old man, I don't 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:07.240 have time to apologize or stop. I go to the 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:10.120 bathroom and I just go in and I'm like a sweating, 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.960 heaving mess of shame. And I sit there on the 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.839 pot and I just like, I mean, I destroyed that bathroom. 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.280 I was disgusted by myself on so many levels. And 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.599 I'm sitting there and it's like thinking so long I 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:28.279 just wanted to go fast, like fifteen minutes, which is 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:30.680 such a long time, especially after you run up to 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.920 the top of a department store and then sprinted back 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:35.320 down sprinted by your date, and she's like, where are 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.880 you going? So yeah, she's texting me. She's like, what's 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.240 going on, what's going on. It's like, it's fine, fine, 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.880 if you're right back, if you're right back. And I 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:45.240 was like, good, I'm good. I'm like done. And I 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:48.080 stand up and I look at my pants and I 0:05:48.080 --> 0:05:50.919 had splattered my pants in the process, and I was like, 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:54.680 this is not this is not gonna work. I don't 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.640 get it. You didn't realize that you pooped your pants 0:05:57.680 --> 0:06:00.960 before you went into the bathroom. I was in a 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:04.200 dark place. I don't really this is not like a 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:08.120 normal situation. I mean, I'm in there preaching out about 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:10.640 knocking over this man. Like I'm was like, I gotta 0:06:10.680 --> 0:06:12.120 go home. I gotta go home and get a change 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.440 of pants. How do you live close to this place? No, 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.039 I lived like ten minutes away. If there's no light, 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:19.599 oh you know what I mean. Well, I went up 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:21.280 the back door of this restaurant because I don't want 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.840 to runto this old man or his family or anyone like. 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:26.280 So I go out the back door and I drive home. 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:28.200 I like, I barely, you know, I get home. I 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.200 changed my pants, she texts me, screw you. I can't 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.200 believe you ditched me, And I was like, oh no, 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.000 is that the last thing you heard from her? Yeah? Yeah, 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.000 because I knew, like there's no coming back from that. 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.120 Like I didn't know what to do. Is I you know, 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.120 did you try to apologize and explain what happened? I mean, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:47.080 I said I'm sorry, but I knew it like if 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.599 I did a lot, like I felt like it would 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.000 make it worse. So I just said I was sorry. 0:06:50.120 --> 0:06:52.440 You know, Oh my god, my brain is like still 0:06:52.480 --> 0:06:56.000 spitting from your like really detailed story about pooping yourself. 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.120 Why would you ever think it's okay to leave a 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:01.279 woman on the street? How long in the end, it 0:07:01.320 --> 0:07:04.400 was like thirty five forty minutes. Yeah, no, wonder she's 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:08.000 not calling you back? I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah, 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.640 I know. That's why I'm like, that's why I said, 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.960 hell Mary, it's the beginning of this conversation. Like, but 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:13.960 I had such a good time after You're standing like 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:17.120 she really is cool, Like I met this really cool 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.560 girl who's like fun and has like a good sense 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:23.360 of humor. But for some reason, I just like freaked out. Well, 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.760 You're gonna have to see how cool she is when 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:27.240 we get her on the phone and you tell her 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:30.520 the actual story of what happened. Oh, I don't know. 0:07:30.560 --> 0:07:31.880 I don't want to tell her all the details. We 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.320 just like tell her like generally what happened, you know, 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:36.400 and then she'll go out with me again. I think 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.680 I mean not to like give every example. I'm just 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.680 gonna take this first part where we're talking right now, 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:44.360 we recorded your story and play that back for her. 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.680 Ever listen to that. No no, no, no, no, no no, 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:50.200 don't do that. All right, We'll play a song. Come 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.320 back call her. I'm a big fan of you. Please. 0:07:52.520 --> 0:07:54.600 All right, Hey, you're gonna have to tell her a 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:56.080 little bit, but we'll do it after this song. We'll 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.960 play a song. Come back call her and get your 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:01.200 second day update. Okay, all right, thank you, Hang on 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:08.880 her brooking Cubile in the morning. If you're just tuning 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.000 in for today's second date update, Matt is on the phone. 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.800 And yes, if you missed Matt explaining what happened on 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.360 his first date, he was rather embarrassing. Long story short, 0:08:18.400 --> 0:08:19.960 he had to go to the bathroom really bad after 0:08:20.000 --> 0:08:22.880 they had dinner, tried to find a restroom, didn't tell 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.120 her what he was doing because he was embarrassed, ran 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:28.080 to the top of a department store bathroom was closed there, 0:08:28.400 --> 0:08:31.080 sprinted down the stairs and passed her. She didn't know 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:34.560 where he was going into a restaurant, knocked over an 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.640 old dude on the way and people yelled like, hey, 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.439 that guy. He's knocked over this old guy. But he 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:40.840 was in a very bad place, so he had to 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.280 go straight to the bathroom. He ended up going took 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.480 him about fifteen minutes, and then he realized that he 0:08:45.520 --> 0:08:49.560 accidentally had an accident on his pants, so he tried 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:51.320 to go home to change his pants, and at that 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:53.679 point she texted him and was like, it's obvious that 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:55.640 you ditched me, and she hasn't talked to him since. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.760 We're about to get her on the phone and see 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.680 if Matt can somehow salvage what happened and get a 0:09:01.720 --> 0:09:05.960 second date. Matt, are you ready to go to be Matt? 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.480 You do realize the last image she has of you 0:09:08.720 --> 0:09:11.079 is you sprinting away from her on the street. It's 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:14.880 not even that you just ditched her. You rand from No, 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:16.839 it's not good. It's the worst it's the worst it 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.440 could be. It really is. I don't know. I've never 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:23.520 this is I don't know. Yeah, good luck to you, man. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.320 I don't know how you're gonna get a second date 0:09:25.320 --> 0:09:27.120 out of this one, especially when he's like, no, no no, no, 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.800 you don't get it. I pooped my pants. Yeah yeah, 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.800 Now it's not as bad. It wasn't you. It's just 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:35.920 that I have no control over my bowels. Would you 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:38.960 like to go out again and try this over all? Right, 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.959 I'm gonna dial the phone right now. Get her on 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.319 the phone. Okay, if you do, don't mind vouching for 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.280 me that I'm a good guy. That would be great. Sure, 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:47.440 I'll tell her we're long time personal friends and that 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:52.280 you're a great dude. That would be amazing. Okay, I'm 0:09:52.280 --> 0:10:01.960 gonna doll the phone right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:05.840 can I speak to Amanda? Please? This is hello Amanda. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:07.760 How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil 0:10:07.800 --> 0:10:15.320 in the Morning. It's a radio show. We host a 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:18.000 morning radio show, and one of our listeners actually emailed 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:20.079 us about you to see if we could get you 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:25.800 on the phone about me. It's called the second date Update. Basically, 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:27.520 if you go out on a date with somebody and 0:10:27.640 --> 0:10:29.920 don't call them back after the date. They email us 0:10:29.920 --> 0:10:31.000 to see if we can get you on the phone 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:33.000 and find out what went wrong. I think we kind 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:37.160 of know what went wrong on your date, but I 0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:39.880 could be wrong. The guy that emailed us, his name 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:44.520 is Matt. He wanted you to call me, Yes, he did. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:49.400 I can't even imagine why. Yeah, he said that he 0:10:49.480 --> 0:10:54.400 really enjoyed your date. Well, that's pretty interesting because he's 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:57.920 the one that ditched me. So I'm not really sure, Amanda, 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.560 what if I told you that he had a really 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:03.840 good reason for having to leave your date. I don't 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:06.120 think there is a good reason. There's not. There's pretty 0:11:06.200 --> 0:11:10.080 much nothing that could make me say, oh, that makes sense. Really, 0:11:11.200 --> 0:11:13.280 I think I think if you heard his story, you 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:17.160 might actually be happy that he didn't come back to you. 0:11:18.320 --> 0:11:21.040 I just I can't even imagine that there is some 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:24.480 excuse good enough for him ditching me, leaving me standing 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.480 there by myself to find my own right home. Well, 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.520 why don't I let him tell you? Because he's actually 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:31.439 on the other line listening and then wants to talk 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.400 to you because he feels really bad about what happened 0:11:33.400 --> 0:11:39.000 on your date right now? Yes, are you kidding me? No, 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:44.760 I'm not, matt Hi Amanda, what do you want? I 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.199 just want to apologize and explain what happened, because I 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:50.680 know that it seems like I ditched you, and I 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:55.880 didn't ditch you. Yeah, you did ditch me. I was 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:59.360 standing there for a very long time by myself, and 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.200 that means that you ditched me. No. I know, like 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:04.360 I've been at lots of times before, and I understand 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.439 what it feels like. It is terrible and feel that way. 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:10.959 I I had an emergency, and so I didn't know 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.680 how to explain it at the time. There wasn't a 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:15.840 way to tell it. It was weird enough that you 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.240 left me standing there to go by a present or whatever, 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.760 and then you came back and ran right past. Yeah, 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.120 what's your emergency? I can't even understand why. I just 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.520 get what's your emergency? Okay, So remember when we were 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.560 at the restaurant. How much food I ate? Yes, I 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:37.280 do a lot of food, a lot of thing. Yeah, 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.960 So I hadn't eaten all day, and so I had 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:43.319 to go like worse than I ever have in my life, 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:48.320 completely unprecedented. Didn't not notice the bathroom. So but yeah, 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.000 the bath room, trying to be polite to the bathroom 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:54.280 number two, I had to go like emergency, emergency, like 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:58.880 code read. So as a dolt, yeah, you couldn't say, like, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.280 when we're in the restaurant, excuse me, I'm gonna go 0:13:01.320 --> 0:13:03.640 to the bathroom. But I didn't have to go at 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:05.480 that point, and we had to go when we were walking, 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.640 so I was like, I gotta go now, I gotta 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.880 go now, and we can't a coffee shop. You could 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:12.520 have said, let's grab a coffee and gone into the 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.000 bathroom there. I just know we're not inside. Were great. 0:13:16.080 --> 0:13:18.240 I don't understand why you couldn't have just handled it. 0:13:18.480 --> 0:13:19.960 I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Tourney 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:21.480 would be like, hey, I'm about the crop made pants. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.200 I'm gonna first date with you. You know, I didn't 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.280 want to like, I don't know, well, I think I was. 0:13:25.440 --> 0:13:27.720 I definitely have money that you didn't say that, But 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:30.480 you could have said something. You could have done anything. Hey, 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:34.160 let's go in here together and run away to the bathroom. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.000 I wouldn't ask you to come into the bathroom. Will 0:13:37.040 --> 0:13:40.040 have to do that. That's I mean, that's like Okay, man, Okay, 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.559 I'm not trying to be so literal here. I'm just 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:46.360 saying we could have gone into the building structure at 0:13:46.360 --> 0:13:49.160 the same time, so I wasn't standing outside on the 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.200 street wondering where you were. That would have made sense, 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.800 that would have made much more. It was really upstarting. 0:13:55.000 --> 0:13:57.840 I was having a good time, and I was so frustrated. 0:13:58.000 --> 0:14:00.880 Then I was cold. Then I got here because I 0:14:00.920 --> 0:14:04.040 was completely ditched. I went through so many emotions in 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:05.880 that half an hour that should never happen on a 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.160 first date. I know, I know, I know. I went 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.320 through a long emotions too, and I've been I feel terrible. 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:16.200 So you're the victim of this whole thing. I'm the 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.640 one that would No, you're the victim. You're the victim. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:24.160 I'm sorry, no matter, it's not the point. You're the 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:28.200 one that had the issues. I was ditched. I'm told 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:30.600 my friends I will never do internet dating again because 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:32.800 look what this guy did to me. I'm going you 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:34.640 know what, I figured that. I figured you were probably 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:37.160 telling your friends, and that's fine, you should tell everyone. 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:40.200 I undertand that I want to go on another day 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:44.440 with you, and I don't care if if that's the story. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.680 If the bathroom was what you were trying to do 0:14:46.720 --> 0:14:48.280 and you had to go do it, why wouldn't you 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:50.240 come back? We were going to go to the fair. 0:14:50.360 --> 0:14:53.760 I don't get that. I don't understand. And all I 0:14:53.960 --> 0:14:58.360 see luison I didn't come back is that I can't. 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:04.200 Oh my god, are you kidding me? I feel like 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.480 I'm talking to a trial right now. I'm telling you 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:10.480 the truth. Okay, Well, sometime, and I've never said this 0:15:10.520 --> 0:15:12.800 out loud, but sometimes it's better to lie than give 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.280 that any So you were, Amanda, you'd prefer I mean, 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:17.720 I don't know that about you, So you know this 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:20.400 is how I figured out. Well, I don't know that 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.880 I would rather anything, but knowing that you, I can't 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.680 even say it, like, come on, Amanda, that's what it happened. Hey, 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:31.080 at least he's honest. You know that. He he told 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:32.960 us about your date, said that he loved going out 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.920 with you. He really enjoyed it and thought you were awesome. 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.360 But he had an unfortunate situation where his body was 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.720 not working with him and he kind of ruined his pants, 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.680 and he tried to go home and do this all 0:15:43.720 --> 0:15:46.840 in a timely manner, but at that point you were done. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:48.880 I don't even tell you. I knocked on an old 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.720 man too when I opened the door, and everyone hated me. 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:56.320 Everyone crap your pants. He knocked an old man down. 0:15:56.400 --> 0:15:58.560 You ditched a girl you claimed to be having a 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.720 good time with, and you never communicated any of this 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:04.120 with anybody. I'm gonna say, you have some issues and 0:16:04.200 --> 0:16:06.320 I'm not ready to go out of the seven. It's 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:08.960 not gonna happen, Amna. Are you sure? Because I would 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:10.600 like to ask if you'll go out on a second 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:13.160 date with Matt, we will pay for it. Come on, 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.240 I don't think it's gonna be a good idea. Weird 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:18.520 from the recap that you just said, it sounded like 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:23.360 a fantastic time. I'm surprised that you're saying no, that's 0:16:23.360 --> 0:16:26.400 all that's true. All that's true and good continus. You 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:29.000 know that the worst, like the worst that could go 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.840 with me is that that's the bottom. Wait a minute 0:16:32.880 --> 0:16:35.280 of normal. I'm sorry, I can't let you finish. If 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:37.760 that's the first date, how is this the worst that 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:39.520 it's going to be? Its supposed to be the very 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:44.560 best ever, But it's all uppeal from here siding with him. 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:47.640 I don't understand this stuff happens, bro whatever, if a 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:49.840 girl crabbed her pants on the date, none of you 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.400 would ever talk to her again. Yeah, that's very true. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.800 I would. I absolutely would. I feel so much more 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:56.680 comfortable with a girl craps or pants or birth or 0:16:56.680 --> 0:16:59.720 did anything grows like that. Well, you would, you would, 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:04.280 because that's your thing. It was just one hard all right. Well, 0:17:04.480 --> 0:17:06.239 so Amanda didn't know. You don't want to go out 0:17:06.280 --> 0:17:08.520 with him again. It's not going to happen. I really 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:10.359 use it as an example of what not to do 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:16.520 for the rest of my life. If the bathroom was 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:18.119 what you were trying to do, and you had to 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:20.160 go do it, why wouldn't you come back? We were 0:17:20.160 --> 0:17:22.320 going to go to the fair. I don't get that. 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:26.280 I don't understand. And all to see Luison, they didn't 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:32.639 come back. My pants, Oh job. That was a clip 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:37.000 from today's second Date update if you missed it. Matt 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.720 wanted to call this girl, Amanda. He knew exactly why 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:42.159 she wasn't calling back. She didn't know that he had 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:45.440 an accident during the date. But what did happen was 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:47.600 they went out to eat and then they were walking somewhere. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:49.480 He had to go really bad. He tried to go 0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:51.679 to one bathroom it was closed, then had a sprint 0:17:51.680 --> 0:17:53.560 past her to go to a restaurants bathroom and ended 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.560 up like actually getting some on his pants, and then 0:17:55.560 --> 0:17:58.360 tried to go home to change him, but basically ended 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.239 up ditching her for like forty minutes while they tried 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:02.159 to figure the whole situation out. She texted him was like, 0:18:02.200 --> 0:18:04.320 I'm done with the date. We got her on the phone. 0:18:04.359 --> 0:18:05.960 She still didn't want to go out with him because 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.120 he just ditched her instead of being honest like, hey, 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:10.399 I had a little bit of an accident, Maybe we 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:13.520 could reschedule this for next time. But people are texting 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:15.840 in at seven eight, five, nine two and they're totally 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:18.479 on his side. I almost every single text that has 0:18:18.520 --> 0:18:21.160 come in say, oh my god, he's adorable, crappy pants. 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:24.080 Are not all go out with him? How are people 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:29.679 okay with adults pooping themselves on a first date? Happens? 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:33.720 It doesn't happen. I've never pooped myself. Well, I have 0:18:33.800 --> 0:18:36.080 to go to the bathroom sometimes, but I've never done 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.880 it in my pays. Happens more than you think. Other 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.600 texted at seven eight five, nine to two says I 0:18:40.600 --> 0:18:43.200 think Amanda should have given him a second chance. She's 0:18:43.240 --> 0:18:45.920 being way too hard of him on him, no one 0:18:45.960 --> 0:18:48.960 can control control what happens to their bodies sometimes. But 0:18:49.080 --> 0:18:51.960 even if he never texted her once in those forty 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:54.679 minutes saying hold on, I had an emergency. I have 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:57.160