Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second day. I feel really bad for the
Speaker 1: guy who's on the phone to do a second date
Speaker 1: update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed by
Speaker 1: his bravery. I read his email about what happened on
Speaker 1: his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would be
Speaker 1: willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone do
Speaker 1: it on a radio show. Yes, Matt, how you doing? Man?
Speaker 1: I got a weird mix of emotions because I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm throwing a Hail Mary here, and and I
Speaker 1: know it's a long shot, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the description of what happened on your date is amazing
Speaker 1: to me. And like I said, I commend your bravery
Speaker 1: for being willing to talk about this. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is like I've I've lived a life where I've done
Speaker 1: embarrassing things. This is going to be the most embarrassing
Speaker 1: that bad. You think, Why don't you tell your story there? Matt?
Speaker 1: All right? Uh so? You know, I mean, really really
Speaker 1: nice girl online h names a man and we agreed
Speaker 1: to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal is
Speaker 1: there's a seasonal festival going on. I really wanted to
Speaker 1: go to. It's like this would be so much fun.
Speaker 1: So just kind of picked a restaurant near the festival
Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be hungry. It's this festival. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be in a good mood, so we'd go.
Speaker 1: And it's great. You know, it's my kind of place,
Speaker 1: laid back. It's got good food and big portions, and
Speaker 1: I like big portions, so pick restaurants. I don't have
Speaker 1: to dress up, but I can eat a lot. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, she I wanted to see because she kept saying,
Speaker 1: like all our profile and stuff like that, she's laid back.
Speaker 1: It's just like that fun and like I was hoping
Speaker 1: that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered
Speaker 1: cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me,
Speaker 1: you know, like it was just oh, good, cools, be fun,
Speaker 1: we can like eat together. I want to get to
Speaker 1: what happened and the reason why you think she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Yeah, but hold on, hold on, I
Speaker 1: didn't even tell you what the steak. The steak was incredible,
Speaker 1: Like I he really thought it was gonna be like
Speaker 1: an average steak. I don't understand. I went back and
Speaker 1: shook hands with the chef. That's how good the steak was. Wow,
Speaker 1: this was incredible. I had a steak at a restaurant
Speaker 1: this good for the price? Were you exciting about this
Speaker 1: is a second day or a commercial for this restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. This was the one good part.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll go on date and I love the
Speaker 1: food and I'll feel shamed by my date. But she was.
Speaker 1: She didn't do that. She was just like, yeah, that cool.
Speaker 1: I like a guy who can eat. Why are you
Speaker 1: eating so much food? All right? Because I hadn't eaten
Speaker 1: all day and it's a festival. We're gonna walk around
Speaker 1: a long time. I didn't want to just be hungry,
Speaker 1: you know, while we're at the festival, because I can
Speaker 1: get kind of grumpy. So I wanted to be on
Speaker 1: my a game and fill my belly. Cheese, fries and
Speaker 1: steak is already enough. Hey, I didn't even tell you
Speaker 1: about the dessert. So we get one of those giants
Speaker 1: like ice cream brownie Sunday things, and I'm gonna stay.
Speaker 1: I know, I know you don't want me to like
Speaker 1: go on and on, but oh my gosh, that whipped cream.
Speaker 1: It was like I don't know, it was it was
Speaker 1: like there was a group of people in the back
Speaker 1: that we're making it by hand, and that was the
Speaker 1: only job was just to make it. After reading your email,
Speaker 1: how in the world can you still be talking about
Speaker 1: the food with the situation that happened after you ate?
Speaker 1: You do want to understand, Like I was so happy.
Speaker 1: I like, this is the happiest I've been on a date,
Speaker 1: all right, and so like that's why, So like we ate,
Speaker 1: this is great, let's go. So it's just like we're walking,
Speaker 1: I start like I just start burblin, you know, my
Speaker 1: stomach starts burblin, Like, oh no, I gotta go. I
Speaker 1: should have gone. It's like kind of we're kind of
Speaker 1: far from the restaurant now, Like I just like I
Speaker 1: want to keep moving. And I didn't really want to
Speaker 1: say anything, you know what I mean. I just didn't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable yet saying oh I just got to drop
Speaker 1: a giant deuce, you know. Yeah, it's usually bad first
Speaker 1: date etiquette to bring that up here. Yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to do that. So, like we walked by this
Speaker 1: department store and I was like, oh, yeah, I got
Speaker 1: I gotta buy a gift for one of my co workers.
Speaker 1: I'll just go in here real quick because it's from
Speaker 1: what it's like an only chance if I don't buy
Speaker 1: it now, so I knew it. I'll just be get
Speaker 1: it out real quick. And so I go in and
Speaker 1: the bathroom is on like the fifth floor. It's like escalators.
Speaker 1: So I I'm like running up the escalators like carefully
Speaker 1: because now I'm at the point where it's pretty sensitive
Speaker 1: and i could just lose it all and feel it,
Speaker 1: and I'm just so careful. You don't like that run
Speaker 1: you do when you're trying to be careful and not
Speaker 1: to spill it. Yeah, I get up there, I get
Speaker 1: the fits form. I'm so excited, and there's a guy
Speaker 1: with him mop and cleaning, and he's like, you're not
Speaker 1: coming in here. And then like there's the woman's bathroom.
Speaker 1: I can go in to the woman's bathroom, but like
Speaker 1: a woman goes in and I'm not gonna go in
Speaker 1: while there's a woman in there. That's just so you
Speaker 1: don't need like assault charges or indecency charges on your
Speaker 1: first date. So I'm like, okay, I'm not I can
Speaker 1: hold it a little longer. So I run, I run
Speaker 1: and clinch down. I just I'm running and clinching. I'm
Speaker 1: going down the escalators. I run out the front. She's like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you done? It's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'll be right back, and I just
Speaker 1: I'm like running back to the restaurant. It's like, you
Speaker 1: know what I paid there, I can go, I can
Speaker 1: use the bathroom. And by the time I get the restaurant,
Speaker 1: I got a pretty good sprint coming on, and I
Speaker 1: mean everything, I have to hold this in. I burst
Speaker 1: the door open. It knocks over this old man. The
Speaker 1: old man falls to the floor. I don't stop. So
Speaker 1: when says he knocked over an old man, I don't
Speaker 1: have time to apologize or stop. I go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom and I just go in and I'm like a sweating,
Speaker 1: heaving mess of shame. And I sit there on the
Speaker 1: pot and I just like, I mean, I destroyed that bathroom.
Speaker 1: I was disgusted by myself on so many levels. And
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and it's like thinking so long I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go fast, like fifteen minutes, which is
Speaker 1: such a long time, especially after you run up to
Speaker 1: the top of a department store and then sprinted back
Speaker 1: down sprinted by your date, and she's like, where are
Speaker 1: you going? So yeah, she's texting me. She's like, what's
Speaker 1: going on, what's going on. It's like, it's fine, fine,
Speaker 1: if you're right back, if you're right back. And I
Speaker 1: was like, good, I'm good. I'm like done. And I
Speaker 1: stand up and I look at my pants and I
Speaker 1: had splattered my pants in the process, and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is not this is not gonna work. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. You didn't realize that you pooped your pants
Speaker 1: before you went into the bathroom. I was in a
Speaker 1: dark place. I don't really this is not like a
Speaker 1: normal situation. I mean, I'm in there preaching out about
Speaker 1: knocking over this man. Like I'm was like, I gotta
Speaker 1: go home. I gotta go home and get a change
Speaker 1: of pants. How do you live close to this place? No,
Speaker 1: I lived like ten minutes away. If there's no light,
Speaker 1: oh you know what I mean. Well, I went up
Speaker 1: the back door of this restaurant because I don't want
Speaker 1: to runto this old man or his family or anyone like.
Speaker 1: So I go out the back door and I drive home.
Speaker 1: I like, I barely, you know, I get home. I
Speaker 1: changed my pants, she texts me, screw you. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you ditched me, And I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: is that the last thing you heard from her? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I knew, like there's no coming back from that.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know what to do. Is I you know,
Speaker 1: did you try to apologize and explain what happened? I mean,
Speaker 1: I said I'm sorry, but I knew it like if
Speaker 1: I did a lot, like I felt like it would
Speaker 1: make it worse. So I just said I was sorry.
Speaker 1: You know, Oh my god, my brain is like still
Speaker 1: spitting from your like really detailed story about pooping yourself.
Speaker 1: Why would you ever think it's okay to leave a
Speaker 1: woman on the street? How long in the end, it
Speaker 1: was like thirty five forty minutes. Yeah, no, wonder she's
Speaker 1: not calling you back? I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm like, that's why I said,
Speaker 1: hell Mary, it's the beginning of this conversation. Like, but
Speaker 1: I had such a good time after You're standing like
Speaker 1: she really is cool, Like I met this really cool
Speaker 1: girl who's like fun and has like a good sense
Speaker 1: of humor. But for some reason, I just like freaked out. Well,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to see how cool she is when
Speaker 1: we get her on the phone and you tell her
Speaker 1: the actual story of what happened. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to tell her all the details. We
Speaker 1: just like tell her like generally what happened, you know,
Speaker 1: and then she'll go out with me again. I think
Speaker 1: I mean not to like give every example. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna take this first part where we're talking right now,
Speaker 1: we recorded your story and play that back for her.
Speaker 1: Ever listen to that. No no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: don't do that. All right, We'll play a song. Come
Speaker 1: back call her. I'm a big fan of you. Please.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, you're gonna have to tell her a
Speaker 1: little bit, but we'll do it after this song. We'll
Speaker 1: play a song. Come back call her and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, all right, thank you, Hang on
Speaker 1: her brooking Cubile in the morning. If you're just tuning
Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, Matt is on the phone.
Speaker 1: And yes, if you missed Matt explaining what happened on
Speaker 1: his first date, he was rather embarrassing. Long story short,
Speaker 1: he had to go to the bathroom really bad after
Speaker 1: they had dinner, tried to find a restroom, didn't tell
Speaker 1: her what he was doing because he was embarrassed, ran
Speaker 1: to the top of a department store bathroom was closed there,
Speaker 1: sprinted down the stairs and passed her. She didn't know
Speaker 1: where he was going into a restaurant, knocked over an
Speaker 1: old dude on the way and people yelled like, hey,
Speaker 1: that guy. He's knocked over this old guy. But he
Speaker 1: was in a very bad place, so he had to
Speaker 1: go straight to the bathroom. He ended up going took
Speaker 1: him about fifteen minutes, and then he realized that he
Speaker 1: accidentally had an accident on his pants, so he tried
Speaker 1: to go home to change his pants, and at that
Speaker 1: point she texted him and was like, it's obvious that
Speaker 1: you ditched me, and she hasn't talked to him since.
Speaker 1: We're about to get her on the phone and see
Speaker 1: if Matt can somehow salvage what happened and get a
Speaker 1: second date. Matt, are you ready to go to be Matt?
Speaker 1: You do realize the last image she has of you
Speaker 1: is you sprinting away from her on the street. It's
Speaker 1: not even that you just ditched her. You rand from No,
Speaker 1: it's not good. It's the worst it's the worst it
Speaker 1: could be. It really is. I don't know. I've never
Speaker 1: this is I don't know. Yeah, good luck to you, man.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna get a second date
Speaker 1: out of this one, especially when he's like, no, no no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't get it. I pooped my pants. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: Now it's not as bad. It wasn't you. It's just
Speaker 1: that I have no control over my bowels. Would you
Speaker 1: like to go out again and try this over all? Right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial the phone right now. Get her on
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, if you do, don't mind vouching for
Speaker 1: me that I'm a good guy. That would be great. Sure,
Speaker 1: I'll tell her we're long time personal friends and that
Speaker 1: you're a great dude. That would be amazing. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna doll the phone right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Amanda? Please? This is hello Amanda.
Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil
Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a radio show. We host a
Speaker 1: morning radio show, and one of our listeners actually emailed
Speaker 1: us about you to see if we could get you
Speaker 1: on the phone about me. It's called the second date Update. Basically,
Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and
Speaker 1: don't call them back after the date. They email us
Speaker 1: to see if we can get you on the phone
Speaker 1: and find out what went wrong. I think we kind
Speaker 1: of know what went wrong on your date, but I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. The guy that emailed us, his name
Speaker 1: is Matt. He wanted you to call me, Yes, he did.
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine why. Yeah, he said that he
Speaker 1: really enjoyed your date. Well, that's pretty interesting because he's
Speaker 1: the one that ditched me. So I'm not really sure, Amanda,
Speaker 1: what if I told you that he had a really
Speaker 1: good reason for having to leave your date. I don't
Speaker 1: think there is a good reason. There's not. There's pretty
Speaker 1: much nothing that could make me say, oh, that makes sense. Really,
Speaker 1: I think I think if you heard his story, you
Speaker 1: might actually be happy that he didn't come back to you.
Speaker 1: I just I can't even imagine that there is some
Speaker 1: excuse good enough for him ditching me, leaving me standing
Speaker 1: there by myself to find my own right home. Well,
Speaker 1: why don't I let him tell you? Because he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and then wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you because he feels really bad about what happened
Speaker 1: on your date right now? Yes, are you kidding me? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, matt Hi Amanda, what do you want? I
Speaker 1: just want to apologize and explain what happened, because I
Speaker 1: know that it seems like I ditched you, and I
Speaker 1: didn't ditch you. Yeah, you did ditch me. I was
Speaker 1: standing there for a very long time by myself, and
Speaker 1: that means that you ditched me. No. I know, like
Speaker 1: I've been at lots of times before, and I understand
Speaker 1: what it feels like. It is terrible and feel that way.
Speaker 1: I I had an emergency, and so I didn't know
Speaker 1: how to explain it at the time. There wasn't a
Speaker 1: way to tell it. It was weird enough that you
Speaker 1: left me standing there to go by a present or whatever,
Speaker 1: and then you came back and ran right past. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your emergency? I can't even understand why. I just
Speaker 1: get what's your emergency? Okay, So remember when we were
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. How much food I ate? Yes, I
Speaker 1: do a lot of food, a lot of thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I hadn't eaten all day, and so I had
Speaker 1: to go like worse than I ever have in my life,
Speaker 1: completely unprecedented. Didn't not notice the bathroom. So but yeah,
Speaker 1: the bath room, trying to be polite to the bathroom
Speaker 1: number two, I had to go like emergency, emergency, like
Speaker 1: code read. So as a dolt, yeah, you couldn't say, like,
Speaker 1: when we're in the restaurant, excuse me, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. But I didn't have to go at
Speaker 1: that point, and we had to go when we were walking,
Speaker 1: so I was like, I gotta go now, I gotta
Speaker 1: go now, and we can't a coffee shop. You could
Speaker 1: have said, let's grab a coffee and gone into the
Speaker 1: bathroom there. I just know we're not inside. Were great.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why you couldn't have just handled it.
Speaker 1: I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Tourney
Speaker 1: would be like, hey, I'm about the crop made pants.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna first date with you. You know, I didn't
Speaker 1: want to like, I don't know, well, I think I was.
Speaker 1: I definitely have money that you didn't say that, But
Speaker 1: you could have said something. You could have done anything. Hey,
Speaker 1: let's go in here together and run away to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask you to come into the bathroom. Will
Speaker 1: have to do that. That's I mean, that's like Okay, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be so literal here. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying we could have gone into the building structure at
Speaker 1: the same time, so I wasn't standing outside on the
Speaker 1: street wondering where you were. That would have made sense,
Speaker 1: that would have made much more. It was really upstarting.
Speaker 1: I was having a good time, and I was so frustrated.
Speaker 1: Then I was cold. Then I got here because I
Speaker 1: was completely ditched. I went through so many emotions in
Speaker 1: that half an hour that should never happen on a
Speaker 1: first date. I know, I know, I know. I went
Speaker 1: through a long emotions too, and I've been I feel terrible.
Speaker 1: So you're the victim of this whole thing. I'm the
Speaker 1: one that would No, you're the victim. You're the victim.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no matter, it's not the point. You're the
Speaker 1: one that had the issues. I was ditched. I'm told
Speaker 1: my friends I will never do internet dating again because
Speaker 1: look what this guy did to me. I'm going you
Speaker 1: know what, I figured that. I figured you were probably
Speaker 1: telling your friends, and that's fine, you should tell everyone.
Speaker 1: I undertand that I want to go on another day
Speaker 1: with you, and I don't care if if that's the story.
Speaker 1: If the bathroom was what you were trying to do
Speaker 1: and you had to go do it, why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: come back? We were going to go to the fair.
Speaker 1: I don't get that. I don't understand. And all I
Speaker 1: see luison I didn't come back is that I can't.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding me? I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm talking to a trial right now. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: the truth. Okay, Well, sometime, and I've never said this
Speaker 1: out loud, but sometimes it's better to lie than give
Speaker 1: that any So you were, Amanda, you'd prefer I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know that about you, So you know this
Speaker 1: is how I figured out. Well, I don't know that
Speaker 1: I would rather anything, but knowing that you, I can't
Speaker 1: even say it, like, come on, Amanda, that's what it happened. Hey,
Speaker 1: at least he's honest. You know that. He he told
Speaker 1: us about your date, said that he loved going out
Speaker 1: with you. He really enjoyed it and thought you were awesome.
Speaker 1: But he had an unfortunate situation where his body was
Speaker 1: not working with him and he kind of ruined his pants,
Speaker 1: and he tried to go home and do this all
Speaker 1: in a timely manner, but at that point you were done.
Speaker 1: I don't even tell you. I knocked on an old
Speaker 1: man too when I opened the door, and everyone hated me.
Speaker 1: Everyone crap your pants. He knocked an old man down.
Speaker 1: You ditched a girl you claimed to be having a
Speaker 1: good time with, and you never communicated any of this
Speaker 1: with anybody. I'm gonna say, you have some issues and
Speaker 1: I'm not ready to go out of the seven. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna happen, Amna. Are you sure? Because I would
Speaker 1: like to ask if you'll go out on a second
Speaker 1: date with Matt, we will pay for it. Come on,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be a good idea. Weird
Speaker 1: from the recap that you just said, it sounded like
Speaker 1: a fantastic time. I'm surprised that you're saying no, that's
Speaker 1: all that's true. All that's true and good continus. You
Speaker 1: know that the worst, like the worst that could go
Speaker 1: with me is that that's the bottom. Wait a minute
Speaker 1: of normal. I'm sorry, I can't let you finish. If
Speaker 1: that's the first date, how is this the worst that
Speaker 1: it's going to be? Its supposed to be the very
Speaker 1: best ever, But it's all uppeal from here siding with him.
Speaker 1: I don't understand this stuff happens, bro whatever, if a
Speaker 1: girl crabbed her pants on the date, none of you
Speaker 1: would ever talk to her again. Yeah, that's very true.
Speaker 1: I would. I absolutely would. I feel so much more
Speaker 1: comfortable with a girl craps or pants or birth or
Speaker 1: did anything grows like that. Well, you would, you would,
Speaker 1: because that's your thing. It was just one hard all right. Well,
Speaker 1: so Amanda didn't know. You don't want to go out
Speaker 1: with him again. It's not going to happen. I really
Speaker 1: use it as an example of what not to do
Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. If the bathroom was
Speaker 1: what you were trying to do, and you had to
Speaker 1: go do it, why wouldn't you come back? We were
Speaker 1: going to go to the fair. I don't get that.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. And all to see Luison, they didn't
Speaker 1: come back. My pants, Oh job. That was a clip
Speaker 1: from today's second Date update if you missed it. Matt
Speaker 1: wanted to call this girl, Amanda. He knew exactly why
Speaker 1: she wasn't calling back. She didn't know that he had
Speaker 1: an accident during the date. But what did happen was
Speaker 1: they went out to eat and then they were walking somewhere.
Speaker 1: He had to go really bad. He tried to go
Speaker 1: to one bathroom it was closed, then had a sprint
Speaker 1: past her to go to a restaurants bathroom and ended
Speaker 1: up like actually getting some on his pants, and then
Speaker 1: tried to go home to change him, but basically ended
Speaker 1: up ditching her for like forty minutes while they tried
Speaker 1: to figure the whole situation out. She texted him was like,
Speaker 1: I'm done with the date. We got her on the phone.
Speaker 1: She still didn't want to go out with him because
Speaker 1: he just ditched her instead of being honest like, hey,
Speaker 1: I had a little bit of an accident, Maybe we
Speaker 1: could reschedule this for next time. But people are texting
Speaker 1: in at seven eight, five, nine two and they're totally
Speaker 1: on his side. I almost every single text that has
Speaker 1: come in say, oh my god, he's adorable, crappy pants.
Speaker 1: Are not all go out with him? How are people
Speaker 1: okay with adults pooping themselves on a first date? Happens?
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. I've never pooped myself. Well, I have
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom sometimes, but I've never done
Speaker 1: it in my pays. Happens more than you think. Other
Speaker 1: texted at seven eight five, nine to two says I
Speaker 1: think Amanda should have given him a second chance. She's
Speaker 1: being way too hard of him on him, no one
Speaker 1: can control control what happens to their bodies sometimes. But
Speaker 1: even if he never texted her once in those forty
Speaker 1: minutes saying hold on, I had an emergency. I have
Speaker 1: to run home, he never like she think either way
Speaker 1: without any Yeah, I wouldn't know how to handle that either,
Speaker 1: because if you're honest, she's like a gross I don't
Speaker 1: want to see this guy again. You don't have to
Speaker 1: go into detail. Sounds like you're lying you So either way,
Speaker 1: he's screwed. But good news is a lot of people
Speaker 1: texting in at seven eight, five and nine and two
Speaker 1: would love to date mister crappy pants. So that's good.
Speaker 1: Remember you want a second date. Update I have to
Speaker 1: do is just email us. We'll call the person who
Speaker 1: didn't call you back.