1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:08,280 Speaker 1: Brooking Jebels second day. I feel really bad for the 2 00:00:08,280 --> 00:00:09,959 Speaker 1: guy who's on the phone to do a second date 3 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: update today. Not only bad, but I'm also impressed by 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: his bravery. I read his email about what happened on 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:19,319 Speaker 1: his date, and I'm frankly surprised that he would be 6 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 1: willing to tell this story to anybody, let alone do 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,759 Speaker 1: it on a radio show. Yes, Matt, how you doing? Man? 8 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: I got a weird mix of emotions because I feel 9 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,840 Speaker 1: like I'm throwing a Hail Mary here, and and I 10 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: know it's a long shot, you know what I mean? Yeah, 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: the description of what happened on your date is amazing 12 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: to me. And like I said, I commend your bravery 13 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:43,600 Speaker 1: for being willing to talk about this. I mean, this 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: is like I've I've lived a life where I've done 15 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 1: embarrassing things. This is going to be the most embarrassing 16 00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:53,519 Speaker 1: that bad. You think, Why don't you tell your story there? Matt? 17 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: All right? Uh so? You know, I mean, really really 18 00:00:57,720 --> 00:01:01,480 Speaker 1: nice girl online h names a man and we agreed 19 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 1: to go to this restaurant. And the whole deal is 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: there's a seasonal festival going on. I really wanted to 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: go to. It's like this would be so much fun. 22 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: So just kind of picked a restaurant near the festival 23 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,200 Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure we're gonna get to eat, Like 24 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,720 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be hungry. It's this festival. I 25 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:15,679 Speaker 1: wanted to be in a good mood, so we'd go. 26 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: And it's great. You know, it's my kind of place, 27 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: laid back. It's got good food and big portions, and 28 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:26,399 Speaker 1: I like big portions, so pick restaurants. I don't have 29 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,160 Speaker 1: to dress up, but I can eat a lot. Well, 30 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 1: you know, she I wanted to see because she kept saying, 31 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: like all our profile and stuff like that, she's laid back. 32 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,680 Speaker 1: It's just like that fun and like I was hoping 33 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: that translated to just like to eat. And we ordered 34 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: cheesy fries. They were massive. She dug in with me, 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 1: you know, like it was just oh, good, cools, be fun, 36 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 1: we can like eat together. I want to get to 37 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 1: what happened and the reason why you think she's not 38 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,880 Speaker 1: calling you back. Yeah, but hold on, hold on, I 39 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: didn't even tell you what the steak. The steak was incredible, 40 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 1: Like I he really thought it was gonna be like 41 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: an average steak. I don't understand. I went back and 42 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,120 Speaker 1: shook hands with the chef. That's how good the steak was. Wow, 43 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:01,160 Speaker 1: this was incredible. I had a steak at a restaurant 44 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: this good for the price? Were you exciting about this 45 00:02:04,440 --> 00:02:06,320 Speaker 1: is a second day or a commercial for this restaurant. 46 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:09,160 Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. This was the one good part. 47 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:11,519 Speaker 1: And sometimes I'll go on date and I love the 48 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: food and I'll feel shamed by my date. But she was. 49 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,480 Speaker 1: She didn't do that. She was just like, yeah, that cool. 50 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: I like a guy who can eat. Why are you 51 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:22,600 Speaker 1: eating so much food? All right? Because I hadn't eaten 52 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,280 Speaker 1: all day and it's a festival. We're gonna walk around 53 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: a long time. I didn't want to just be hungry, 54 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: you know, while we're at the festival, because I can 55 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,600 Speaker 1: get kind of grumpy. So I wanted to be on 56 00:02:31,639 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: my a game and fill my belly. Cheese, fries and 57 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:38,280 Speaker 1: steak is already enough. Hey, I didn't even tell you 58 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,959 Speaker 1: about the dessert. So we get one of those giants 59 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,079 Speaker 1: like ice cream brownie Sunday things, and I'm gonna stay. 60 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,320 Speaker 1: I know, I know you don't want me to like 61 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:49,120 Speaker 1: go on and on, but oh my gosh, that whipped cream. 62 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: It was like I don't know, it was it was 63 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: like there was a group of people in the back 64 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,959 Speaker 1: that we're making it by hand, and that was the 65 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,760 Speaker 1: only job was just to make it. After reading your email, 66 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:03,960 Speaker 1: how in the world can you still be talking about 67 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: the food with the situation that happened after you ate? 68 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,280 Speaker 1: You do want to understand, Like I was so happy. 69 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,440 Speaker 1: I like, this is the happiest I've been on a date, 70 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,679 Speaker 1: all right, and so like that's why, So like we ate, 71 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 1: this is great, let's go. So it's just like we're walking, 72 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: I start like I just start burblin, you know, my 73 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,760 Speaker 1: stomach starts burblin, Like, oh no, I gotta go. I 74 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 1: should have gone. It's like kind of we're kind of 75 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: far from the restaurant now, Like I just like I 76 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:32,600 Speaker 1: want to keep moving. And I didn't really want to 77 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,200 Speaker 1: say anything, you know what I mean. I just didn't 78 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: feel comfortable yet saying oh I just got to drop 79 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:40,960 Speaker 1: a giant deuce, you know. Yeah, it's usually bad first 80 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:43,320 Speaker 1: date etiquette to bring that up here. Yeah, I didn't 81 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 1: want to do that. So, like we walked by this 82 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 1: department store and I was like, oh, yeah, I got 83 00:03:46,680 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: I gotta buy a gift for one of my co workers. 84 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,960 Speaker 1: I'll just go in here real quick because it's from 85 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: what it's like an only chance if I don't buy 86 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: it now, so I knew it. I'll just be get 87 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: it out real quick. And so I go in and 88 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:59,520 Speaker 1: the bathroom is on like the fifth floor. It's like escalators. 89 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:03,040 Speaker 1: So I I'm like running up the escalators like carefully 90 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 1: because now I'm at the point where it's pretty sensitive 91 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: and i could just lose it all and feel it, 92 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:10,600 Speaker 1: and I'm just so careful. You don't like that run 93 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: you do when you're trying to be careful and not 94 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: to spill it. Yeah, I get up there, I get 95 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:17,640 Speaker 1: the fits form. I'm so excited, and there's a guy 96 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,159 Speaker 1: with him mop and cleaning, and he's like, you're not 97 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 1: coming in here. And then like there's the woman's bathroom. 98 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,919 Speaker 1: I can go in to the woman's bathroom, but like 99 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: a woman goes in and I'm not gonna go in 100 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: while there's a woman in there. That's just so you 101 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: don't need like assault charges or indecency charges on your 102 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: first date. So I'm like, okay, I'm not I can 103 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,160 Speaker 1: hold it a little longer. So I run, I run 104 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,880 Speaker 1: and clinch down. I just I'm running and clinching. I'm 105 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: going down the escalators. I run out the front. She's like, 106 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,360 Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you done? It's like, 107 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,520 Speaker 1: I gotta go. I'll be right back, and I just 108 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: I'm like running back to the restaurant. It's like, you 109 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: know what I paid there, I can go, I can 110 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: use the bathroom. And by the time I get the restaurant, 111 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: I got a pretty good sprint coming on, and I 112 00:04:55,600 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: mean everything, I have to hold this in. I burst 113 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: the door open. It knocks over this old man. The 114 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: old man falls to the floor. I don't stop. So 115 00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,000 Speaker 1: when says he knocked over an old man, I don't 116 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 1: have time to apologize or stop. I go to the 117 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 1: bathroom and I just go in and I'm like a sweating, 118 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,960 Speaker 1: heaving mess of shame. And I sit there on the 119 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 1: pot and I just like, I mean, I destroyed that bathroom. 120 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 1: I was disgusted by myself on so many levels. And 121 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,599 Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and it's like thinking so long I 122 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,279 Speaker 1: just wanted to go fast, like fifteen minutes, which is 123 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,680 Speaker 1: such a long time, especially after you run up to 124 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,920 Speaker 1: the top of a department store and then sprinted back 125 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 1: down sprinted by your date, and she's like, where are 126 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: you going? So yeah, she's texting me. She's like, what's 127 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 1: going on, what's going on. It's like, it's fine, fine, 128 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: if you're right back, if you're right back. And I 129 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 1: was like, good, I'm good. I'm like done. And I 130 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,080 Speaker 1: stand up and I look at my pants and I 131 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,919 Speaker 1: had splattered my pants in the process, and I was like, 132 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: this is not this is not gonna work. I don't 133 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: get it. You didn't realize that you pooped your pants 134 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: before you went into the bathroom. I was in a 135 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,200 Speaker 1: dark place. I don't really this is not like a 136 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: normal situation. I mean, I'm in there preaching out about 137 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: knocking over this man. Like I'm was like, I gotta 138 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:12,120 Speaker 1: go home. I gotta go home and get a change 139 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:14,440 Speaker 1: of pants. How do you live close to this place? No, 140 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,039 Speaker 1: I lived like ten minutes away. If there's no light, 141 00:06:17,279 --> 00:06:19,599 Speaker 1: oh you know what I mean. Well, I went up 142 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,280 Speaker 1: the back door of this restaurant because I don't want 143 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: to runto this old man or his family or anyone like. 144 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: So I go out the back door and I drive home. 145 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,200 Speaker 1: I like, I barely, you know, I get home. I 146 00:06:28,279 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: changed my pants, she texts me, screw you. I can't 147 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: believe you ditched me, And I was like, oh no, 148 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 1: is that the last thing you heard from her? Yeah? Yeah, 149 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,000 Speaker 1: because I knew, like there's no coming back from that. 150 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: Like I didn't know what to do. Is I you know, 151 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: did you try to apologize and explain what happened? I mean, 152 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,080 Speaker 1: I said I'm sorry, but I knew it like if 153 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 1: I did a lot, like I felt like it would 154 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: make it worse. So I just said I was sorry. 155 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:52,440 Speaker 1: You know, Oh my god, my brain is like still 156 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:56,000 Speaker 1: spitting from your like really detailed story about pooping yourself. 157 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 1: Why would you ever think it's okay to leave a 158 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,279 Speaker 1: woman on the street? How long in the end, it 159 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: was like thirty five forty minutes. Yeah, no, wonder she's 160 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:08,000 Speaker 1: not calling you back? I mean, you know what happened obviously, Yeah, 161 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,640 Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm like, that's why I said, 162 00:07:09,640 --> 00:07:11,960 Speaker 1: hell Mary, it's the beginning of this conversation. Like, but 163 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 1: I had such a good time after You're standing like 164 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 1: she really is cool, Like I met this really cool 165 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 1: girl who's like fun and has like a good sense 166 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: of humor. But for some reason, I just like freaked out. Well, 167 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 1: You're gonna have to see how cool she is when 168 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:27,240 Speaker 1: we get her on the phone and you tell her 169 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,520 Speaker 1: the actual story of what happened. Oh, I don't know. 170 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,880 Speaker 1: I don't want to tell her all the details. We 171 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:34,320 Speaker 1: just like tell her like generally what happened, you know, 172 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: and then she'll go out with me again. I think 173 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: I mean not to like give every example. I'm just 174 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: gonna take this first part where we're talking right now, 175 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,360 Speaker 1: we recorded your story and play that back for her. 176 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 1: Ever listen to that. No no, no, no, no, no no, 177 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 1: don't do that. All right, We'll play a song. Come 178 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,320 Speaker 1: back call her. I'm a big fan of you. Please. 179 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: All right, Hey, you're gonna have to tell her a 180 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,080 Speaker 1: little bit, but we'll do it after this song. We'll 181 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 1: play a song. Come back call her and get your 182 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:01,200 Speaker 1: second day update. Okay, all right, thank you, Hang on 183 00:08:01,240 --> 00:08:08,880 Speaker 1: her brooking Cubile in the morning. If you're just tuning 184 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: in for today's second date update, Matt is on the phone. 185 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: And yes, if you missed Matt explaining what happened on 186 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: his first date, he was rather embarrassing. Long story short, 187 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: he had to go to the bathroom really bad after 188 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,880 Speaker 1: they had dinner, tried to find a restroom, didn't tell 189 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 1: her what he was doing because he was embarrassed, ran 190 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:28,080 Speaker 1: to the top of a department store bathroom was closed there, 191 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,080 Speaker 1: sprinted down the stairs and passed her. She didn't know 192 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: where he was going into a restaurant, knocked over an 193 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,640 Speaker 1: old dude on the way and people yelled like, hey, 194 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:38,439 Speaker 1: that guy. He's knocked over this old guy. But he 195 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 1: was in a very bad place, so he had to 196 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 1: go straight to the bathroom. He ended up going took 197 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,480 Speaker 1: him about fifteen minutes, and then he realized that he 198 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:49,560 Speaker 1: accidentally had an accident on his pants, so he tried 199 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: to go home to change his pants, and at that 200 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,679 Speaker 1: point she texted him and was like, it's obvious that 201 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: you ditched me, and she hasn't talked to him since. 202 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,760 Speaker 1: We're about to get her on the phone and see 203 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:01,680 Speaker 1: if Matt can somehow salvage what happened and get a 204 00:09:01,720 --> 00:09:05,960 Speaker 1: second date. Matt, are you ready to go to be Matt? 205 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: You do realize the last image she has of you 206 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:11,079 Speaker 1: is you sprinting away from her on the street. It's 207 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:14,880 Speaker 1: not even that you just ditched her. You rand from No, 208 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,839 Speaker 1: it's not good. It's the worst it's the worst it 209 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: could be. It really is. I don't know. I've never 210 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:23,520 Speaker 1: this is I don't know. Yeah, good luck to you, man. 211 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: I don't know how you're gonna get a second date 212 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 1: out of this one, especially when he's like, no, no no, no, 213 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:30,800 Speaker 1: you don't get it. I pooped my pants. Yeah yeah, 214 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 1: Now it's not as bad. It wasn't you. It's just 215 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,920 Speaker 1: that I have no control over my bowels. Would you 216 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,960 Speaker 1: like to go out again and try this over all? Right, 217 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,959 Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial the phone right now. Get her on 218 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,319 Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, if you do, don't mind vouching for 219 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 1: me that I'm a good guy. That would be great. Sure, 220 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,440 Speaker 1: I'll tell her we're long time personal friends and that 221 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: you're a great dude. That would be amazing. Okay, I'm 222 00:09:52,280 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 1: gonna doll the phone right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, 223 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: can I speak to Amanda? Please? This is hello Amanda. 224 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,760 Speaker 1: How are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil 225 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 1: in the Morning. It's a radio show. We host a 226 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:18,000 Speaker 1: morning radio show, and one of our listeners actually emailed 227 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,079 Speaker 1: us about you to see if we could get you 228 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:25,800 Speaker 1: on the phone about me. It's called the second date Update. Basically, 229 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,520 Speaker 1: if you go out on a date with somebody and 230 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: don't call them back after the date. They email us 231 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:31,000 Speaker 1: to see if we can get you on the phone 232 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: and find out what went wrong. I think we kind 233 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,160 Speaker 1: of know what went wrong on your date, but I 234 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 1: could be wrong. The guy that emailed us, his name 235 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:44,520 Speaker 1: is Matt. He wanted you to call me, Yes, he did. 236 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,400 Speaker 1: I can't even imagine why. Yeah, he said that he 237 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: really enjoyed your date. Well, that's pretty interesting because he's 238 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:57,920 Speaker 1: the one that ditched me. So I'm not really sure, Amanda, 239 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 1: what if I told you that he had a really 240 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:03,840 Speaker 1: good reason for having to leave your date. I don't 241 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:06,120 Speaker 1: think there is a good reason. There's not. There's pretty 242 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: much nothing that could make me say, oh, that makes sense. Really, 243 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,280 Speaker 1: I think I think if you heard his story, you 244 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: might actually be happy that he didn't come back to you. 245 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,040 Speaker 1: I just I can't even imagine that there is some 246 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: excuse good enough for him ditching me, leaving me standing 247 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 1: there by myself to find my own right home. Well, 248 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,520 Speaker 1: why don't I let him tell you? Because he's actually 249 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,439 Speaker 1: on the other line listening and then wants to talk 250 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: to you because he feels really bad about what happened 251 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:39,000 Speaker 1: on your date right now? Yes, are you kidding me? No, 252 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm not, matt Hi Amanda, what do you want? I 253 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:48,199 Speaker 1: just want to apologize and explain what happened, because I 254 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: know that it seems like I ditched you, and I 255 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:55,880 Speaker 1: didn't ditch you. Yeah, you did ditch me. I was 256 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: standing there for a very long time by myself, and 257 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 1: that means that you ditched me. No. I know, like 258 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 1: I've been at lots of times before, and I understand 259 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,439 Speaker 1: what it feels like. It is terrible and feel that way. 260 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,959 Speaker 1: I I had an emergency, and so I didn't know 261 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,680 Speaker 1: how to explain it at the time. There wasn't a 262 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,840 Speaker 1: way to tell it. It was weird enough that you 263 00:12:15,920 --> 00:12:18,240 Speaker 1: left me standing there to go by a present or whatever, 264 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: and then you came back and ran right past. Yeah, 265 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:26,120 Speaker 1: what's your emergency? I can't even understand why. I just 266 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,520 Speaker 1: get what's your emergency? Okay, So remember when we were 267 00:12:29,559 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 1: at the restaurant. How much food I ate? Yes, I 268 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:37,280 Speaker 1: do a lot of food, a lot of thing. Yeah, 269 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 1: So I hadn't eaten all day, and so I had 270 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:43,319 Speaker 1: to go like worse than I ever have in my life, 271 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: completely unprecedented. Didn't not notice the bathroom. So but yeah, 272 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: the bath room, trying to be polite to the bathroom 273 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: number two, I had to go like emergency, emergency, like 274 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:58,880 Speaker 1: code read. So as a dolt, yeah, you couldn't say, like, 275 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,280 Speaker 1: when we're in the restaurant, excuse me, I'm gonna go 276 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,640 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. But I didn't have to go at 277 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: that point, and we had to go when we were walking, 278 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: so I was like, I gotta go now, I gotta 279 00:13:07,679 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: go now, and we can't a coffee shop. You could 280 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,520 Speaker 1: have said, let's grab a coffee and gone into the 281 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 1: bathroom there. I just know we're not inside. Were great. 282 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,240 Speaker 1: I don't understand why you couldn't have just handled it. 283 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:19,960 Speaker 1: I mean, what am I supposed to do here? Tourney 284 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: would be like, hey, I'm about the crop made pants. 285 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna first date with you. You know, I didn't 286 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,280 Speaker 1: want to like, I don't know, well, I think I was. 287 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,720 Speaker 1: I definitely have money that you didn't say that, But 288 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: you could have said something. You could have done anything. Hey, 289 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:34,160 Speaker 1: let's go in here together and run away to the bathroom. 290 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,000 Speaker 1: I wouldn't ask you to come into the bathroom. Will 291 00:13:37,040 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 1: have to do that. That's I mean, that's like Okay, man, Okay, 292 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,559 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be so literal here. I'm just 293 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: saying we could have gone into the building structure at 294 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,160 Speaker 1: the same time, so I wasn't standing outside on the 295 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,200 Speaker 1: street wondering where you were. That would have made sense, 296 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,800 Speaker 1: that would have made much more. It was really upstarting. 297 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,840 Speaker 1: I was having a good time, and I was so frustrated. 298 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,880 Speaker 1: Then I was cold. Then I got here because I 299 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:04,040 Speaker 1: was completely ditched. I went through so many emotions in 300 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,880 Speaker 1: that half an hour that should never happen on a 301 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,160 Speaker 1: first date. I know, I know, I know. I went 302 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:12,320 Speaker 1: through a long emotions too, and I've been I feel terrible. 303 00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:16,200 Speaker 1: So you're the victim of this whole thing. I'm the 304 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: one that would No, you're the victim. You're the victim. 305 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no matter, it's not the point. You're the 306 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:28,200 Speaker 1: one that had the issues. I was ditched. I'm told 307 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,600 Speaker 1: my friends I will never do internet dating again because 308 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:32,800 Speaker 1: look what this guy did to me. I'm going you 309 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,640 Speaker 1: know what, I figured that. I figured you were probably 310 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,160 Speaker 1: telling your friends, and that's fine, you should tell everyone. 311 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:40,200 Speaker 1: I undertand that I want to go on another day 312 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 1: with you, and I don't care if if that's the story. 313 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,680 Speaker 1: If the bathroom was what you were trying to do 314 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: and you had to go do it, why wouldn't you 315 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,240 Speaker 1: come back? We were going to go to the fair. 316 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: I don't get that. I don't understand. And all I 317 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:58,360 Speaker 1: see luison I didn't come back is that I can't. 318 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:04,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding me? I feel like 319 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,480 Speaker 1: I'm talking to a trial right now. I'm telling you 320 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:10,480 Speaker 1: the truth. Okay, Well, sometime, and I've never said this 321 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,800 Speaker 1: out loud, but sometimes it's better to lie than give 322 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:16,280 Speaker 1: that any So you were, Amanda, you'd prefer I mean, 323 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: I don't know that about you, So you know this 324 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,400 Speaker 1: is how I figured out. Well, I don't know that 325 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,880 Speaker 1: I would rather anything, but knowing that you, I can't 326 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:27,680 Speaker 1: even say it, like, come on, Amanda, that's what it happened. Hey, 327 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: at least he's honest. You know that. He he told 328 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: us about your date, said that he loved going out 329 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: with you. He really enjoyed it and thought you were awesome. 330 00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:38,360 Speaker 1: But he had an unfortunate situation where his body was 331 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,720 Speaker 1: not working with him and he kind of ruined his pants, 332 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,680 Speaker 1: and he tried to go home and do this all 333 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: in a timely manner, but at that point you were done. 334 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,880 Speaker 1: I don't even tell you. I knocked on an old 335 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: man too when I opened the door, and everyone hated me. 336 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: Everyone crap your pants. He knocked an old man down. 337 00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 1: You ditched a girl you claimed to be having a 338 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,720 Speaker 1: good time with, and you never communicated any of this 339 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,120 Speaker 1: with anybody. I'm gonna say, you have some issues and 340 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,320 Speaker 1: I'm not ready to go out of the seven. It's 341 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,960 Speaker 1: not gonna happen, Amna. Are you sure? Because I would 342 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: like to ask if you'll go out on a second 343 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: date with Matt, we will pay for it. Come on, 344 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be a good idea. Weird 345 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,520 Speaker 1: from the recap that you just said, it sounded like 346 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:23,360 Speaker 1: a fantastic time. I'm surprised that you're saying no, that's 347 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: all that's true. All that's true and good continus. You 348 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,000 Speaker 1: know that the worst, like the worst that could go 349 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,840 Speaker 1: with me is that that's the bottom. Wait a minute 350 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,280 Speaker 1: of normal. I'm sorry, I can't let you finish. If 351 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,760 Speaker 1: that's the first date, how is this the worst that 352 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: it's going to be? Its supposed to be the very 353 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:44,560 Speaker 1: best ever, But it's all uppeal from here siding with him. 354 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,640 Speaker 1: I don't understand this stuff happens, bro whatever, if a 355 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 1: girl crabbed her pants on the date, none of you 356 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 1: would ever talk to her again. Yeah, that's very true. 357 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,800 Speaker 1: I would. I absolutely would. I feel so much more 358 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 1: comfortable with a girl craps or pants or birth or 359 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:59,720 Speaker 1: did anything grows like that. Well, you would, you would, 360 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:04,280 Speaker 1: because that's your thing. It was just one hard all right. Well, 361 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,239 Speaker 1: so Amanda didn't know. You don't want to go out 362 00:17:06,280 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: with him again. It's not going to happen. I really 363 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 1: use it as an example of what not to do 364 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:16,520 Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. If the bathroom was 365 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: what you were trying to do, and you had to 366 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,160 Speaker 1: go do it, why wouldn't you come back? We were 367 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 1: going to go to the fair. I don't get that. 368 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:26,280 Speaker 1: I don't understand. And all to see Luison, they didn't 369 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:32,639 Speaker 1: come back. My pants, Oh job. That was a clip 370 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: from today's second Date update if you missed it. Matt 371 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:39,720 Speaker 1: wanted to call this girl, Amanda. He knew exactly why 372 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 1: she wasn't calling back. She didn't know that he had 373 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: an accident during the date. But what did happen was 374 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,600 Speaker 1: they went out to eat and then they were walking somewhere. 375 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:49,480 Speaker 1: He had to go really bad. He tried to go 376 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,679 Speaker 1: to one bathroom it was closed, then had a sprint 377 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: past her to go to a restaurants bathroom and ended 378 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: up like actually getting some on his pants, and then 379 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:58,360 Speaker 1: tried to go home to change him, but basically ended 380 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,239 Speaker 1: up ditching her for like forty minutes while they tried 381 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,159 Speaker 1: to figure the whole situation out. She texted him was like, 382 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: I'm done with the date. We got her on the phone. 383 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:05,960 Speaker 1: She still didn't want to go out with him because 384 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,120 Speaker 1: he just ditched her instead of being honest like, hey, 385 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:10,399 Speaker 1: I had a little bit of an accident, Maybe we 386 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,520 Speaker 1: could reschedule this for next time. But people are texting 387 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 1: in at seven eight, five, nine two and they're totally 388 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:18,479 Speaker 1: on his side. I almost every single text that has 389 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 1: come in say, oh my god, he's adorable, crappy pants. 390 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:24,080 Speaker 1: Are not all go out with him? How are people 391 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:29,679 Speaker 1: okay with adults pooping themselves on a first date? Happens? 392 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. I've never pooped myself. Well, I have 393 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,080 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom sometimes, but I've never done 394 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:38,880 Speaker 1: it in my pays. Happens more than you think. Other 395 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,600 Speaker 1: texted at seven eight five, nine to two says I 396 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,200 Speaker 1: think Amanda should have given him a second chance. She's 397 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,920 Speaker 1: being way too hard of him on him, no one 398 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,960 Speaker 1: can control control what happens to their bodies sometimes. But 399 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: even if he never texted her once in those forty 400 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,679 Speaker 1: minutes saying hold on, I had an emergency. I have 401 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,160 Speaker 1: to run home, he never like she think either way 402 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: without any Yeah, I wouldn't know how to handle that either, 403 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 1: because if you're honest, she's like a gross I don't 404 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 1: want to see this guy again. You don't have to 405 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:12,440 Speaker 1: go into detail. Sounds like you're lying you So either way, 406 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,640 Speaker 1: he's screwed. But good news is a lot of people 407 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,200 Speaker 1: texting in at seven eight, five and nine and two 408 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,440 Speaker 1: would love to date mister crappy pants. So that's good. 409 00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,680 Speaker 1: Remember you want a second date. Update I have to 410 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:22,479 Speaker 1: do is just email us. We'll call the person who 411 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 1: didn't call you back.