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Speaker 1: It's that time.

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Speaker 2: Time, time, time, luck and load.

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Speaker 3: The Michael Very Show is on the air.

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Speaker 4: What I do have I are a very particular set

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Speaker 4: of skills, skills I have acquired her for a very long.

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Speaker 3: Career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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Speaker 3: I will look for you, I will find you.

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Speaker 5: Ms.

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Speaker 6: Thirteen.

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Speaker 7: May I remind each and every one of you is

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Speaker 7: a brutal and vicious gang. They raped and strangled a

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Speaker 7: twenty year old autistic woman to death in Maryland. They

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Speaker 7: hacked four people to death with machetes in a park

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Speaker 7: on Long Island. They have kidnapped, sexually tortured, and shot

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Speaker 7: a teenage girl in Texas after she insulted them. Allegedly

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Speaker 7: killed and mutilated a seventeen year old girl in Virginia,

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Speaker 7: stabbing him sixteen times and cutting off his hands.

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Speaker 1: Of baby.

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Speaker 2: And old man, no.

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Speaker 3: Wow from good.

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Speaker 7: They've headed and cut out the heart of a man

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Speaker 7: in Washington, d C. They raped and murdered a thirteen

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Speaker 7: year old girl in California. They sex trafficked a slew

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Speaker 7: of young girls, including one who was just twelve years old.

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Speaker 7: Raped an eleven year old girl in Brooklyn while her

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Speaker 7: brother was in the.

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Speaker 8: Room and.

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Speaker 3: Old and low.

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Speaker 7: From good Sex, trafficked a thirteen year old in Maryland

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Speaker 7: and Virginia miles away from this White House, even beating

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Speaker 7: her twenty six times on her backside with a baseball bat.

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Speaker 7: Pressured a homeless New Yorkers to undergo unnecessary surgery such

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Speaker 7: as spinal fusion, in order to bolster their fraudulent lawsuits.

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Speaker 7: These are vicious criminals. This is a vicious game.

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Speaker 9: I got a message to the demands of illegal as

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Speaker 9: that Joe Bidens are released in our country and violation

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Speaker 9: of federal law.

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Speaker 3: You better start packing now. You're damn right, because you're

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Speaker 3: going home.

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Speaker 1: There's an amazing thing happening that I guess that should

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Speaker 1: no longer. I don't think you're probably thinking, Michael, how

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Speaker 1: how are you possibly still surprised by anything?

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Speaker 8: These people do.

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Speaker 1: The same liberal media that colluded with the Biden White

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Speaker 1: House to cover up for Sleepy Joe, and now the

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Speaker 1: same people are trying to profit by writing tell all

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Speaker 1: books about things they told us weren't happening. It just

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Speaker 1: blows my mind. The Hill Senior political correspondent Emmy Parnes,

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Speaker 1: an NBC News senior National politics reporter Jonathan Allen right

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Speaker 1: in their new book Democrat Party officials and White House

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Speaker 1: staffers were well aware of former President Biden's frailties ahead

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Speaker 1: of his choice to end his ill fated reelection bid

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Speaker 1: last summer. Wasn't his choice, and there were extensive steps

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Speaker 1: to cover up the signs of Biden's aging and contingency planning.

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Speaker 1: If Biden chose to step aside or even died in office,

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Speaker 1: you folks told us it wasn't happening, and now you're

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Speaker 1: writing books about how it happened. This is the aforementioned

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Speaker 1: Amy Parnes.

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Speaker 10: The book also includes new details about how far Biden's

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Speaker 10: team had to go to minimize the risk of his

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Speaker 10: freight freight of his frailties being exposed. One story that

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Speaker 10: stuck out to me in particular was the need for

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Speaker 10: for fluorescent tape tell us about what was going on there.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so he would have these you know, fluorescent tape

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Speaker 11: is very common in larger events to show principles where

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Speaker 11: to go, how to enter a stage. But they they

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Speaker 11: planned these, these these lines, fluorescent tapes throughout fundraisers, even

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Speaker 11: small fundraisers at homes, to kind of guide the president

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Speaker 11: and so that was something that they did, even in

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Speaker 11: at the smallest events, to kind of guide the president.

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Speaker 11: We also have new reporting detailing how on Warren trips,

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Speaker 11: there was a makeup artist that met President Biden before

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Speaker 11: any events. Sometimes he would even miss meetings to attend

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Speaker 11: to to have his makeup made up. You know, there

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Speaker 11: there were things done to kind of show that he

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Speaker 11: a little more energy, and I think that is that's all.

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Speaker 11: You know, these are all revelations that we put out

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Speaker 11: in this book.

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Speaker 1: You remember when this was this was one of the

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Speaker 1: ultimate loads in a bad administration. Remember when one of

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Speaker 1: his handlers they made him dress up as the Easter

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Speaker 1: Bunny so they could hide him in plain sight, so

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we spoke to that handler disguised his voice to

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Speaker 1: protect the identity. But here's what he had to say.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I was in the bunny costume that day at

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Speaker 8: the White House. It was my job to shadow the president.

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Speaker 8: It was Easter, so someone thought that it'd be a

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Speaker 8: good idea to dress me in a bunny outfit. They

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Speaker 8: thought that if I dressed it like the Easter Bunny,

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Speaker 8: I could blend it in the crowd, and if the

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Speaker 8: him back to a more appropriate conversation. Now it was

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Speaker 8: time for the event in the White House long Things

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Speaker 8: were going pretty well at first, but then the President

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Speaker 8: So the President kind of leaned in any stage whisper

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Speaker 8: to me, tell me about the Rabbit's George. I think

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Speaker 8: he thought that referencing Lenny of Mice and Men when

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Speaker 8: because I was dressed like a giant rabbit. However, this

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Speaker 8: steer him away from. My job in that scenario was

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Speaker 8: to mention how much his dead son bo loved Easter.

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Speaker 8: I mean that always works to get the President back

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Speaker 8: on course if he strays away from the script, we

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Speaker 8: always bring it back to bow always. And later, when

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Speaker 8: he tried to talk about Pakistan with a toddler. I

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Speaker 8: going to talk about Pakistan with that toddler. No matter what,

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Speaker 8: I'll admit I panicked at this point. I start waving

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Speaker 8: my arms and I say the code word Lansbury. See

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Speaker 8: Lansbury is the code we have with the President. When

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Speaker 8: we see he's starting to get a little tired or

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Speaker 8: maybe end over his head, we say Lansbury. He knows

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Speaker 8: it's time to go up to the residents and lay

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Speaker 8: down and watch murder. She wrote. The President loves a

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Speaker 8: good Who's done it. We play that same episode right

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Speaker 8: before his nap every day. He never remembers that he's

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Speaker 8: seen it, and it's his favorite episode. So it's a

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Speaker 8: win win for us. But I'm telling you right now,

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Speaker 8: if they asked me to dress up like his mother

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Speaker 8: again for Mother's Day and he tries to breastfeed like

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Speaker 8: last year, I'm out of here. I don't need this

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Speaker 8: job that bad.

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Speaker 12: It's Ramon the King of Ding and this other guy,

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Speaker 12: Michael Barry.

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Speaker 13: This is a kind of gosh, you're like a smacking ass.

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Speaker 1: With Joe Biden gone. Let's look at some of the

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Speaker 1: stories that marked his turn gone. But not forgotten. We

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Speaker 1: should remember what Joe Biden did and what we lived through.

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Speaker 1: We should never forget that. Remember when the military just

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Speaker 1: lost a jet. Imagine that and count on to tonight?

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Speaker 1: What does it count on? Two News caught up with

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Speaker 1: a local man named Randolph White to get an eyewitness

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Speaker 3: Do you remember this room?

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Speaker 5: I had a chance to talk to a man who

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Speaker 5: but he didn't know what it was.

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Speaker 9: A mama's October the sixth hour. I'll be seventy two

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Speaker 5: Randolph White retired from his job at the paper mill

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Speaker 5: in Georgetown ten years ago. He lives in this house

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Speaker 5: with his wife in a very rural area of Williamsburg County.

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Speaker 9: Well, it's nice and quiet and peaceful, and I don't

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Speaker 9: I don't have.

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Speaker 3: To worry what people no close up tight, you know.

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Speaker 3: I like speech.

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Speaker 5: He loves living about two miles away from where he

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Speaker 5: grew up. Normally it's pretty quiet, but on Sunday afternoon,

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Speaker 14: In the uh in the bathroom taking a shave, and

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Speaker 14: I heard us a screeching saw that between us, screeching

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Speaker 2: I said, what in the wall of this?

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Speaker 3: And I heard a boom in my whole house.

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Speaker 5: Shop White says he didn't realize it was a plane

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Speaker 5: at the time, so he didn't call anybody.

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Speaker 3: The press dog can at me. Look, must what's sa

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Speaker 3: the meteorite coup out of space or something? And I said, well,

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Speaker 3: there's an airplane. It need to be reported.

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Speaker 9: Look, the thing to flying is too low, so yesterday

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Speaker 9: eating it, I said, the helicopters, I'm out your walking

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Speaker 9: choppers keep flying around. I say it was something muchized.

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Speaker 9: Somebody must have robbed the banker, kill some people or whatever.

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Speaker 9: I walked up there. They thought me was about the plane.

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Speaker 5: The F thirty five B airplane wreckage created an extensive

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Speaker 5: debris field. The wreckage is located off Old Georgetown Road.

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Speaker 5: Military security is very tight, with numerous red and white

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Speaker 5: This area has been designated a National Defense Area.

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Speaker 9: God, through the Great God, nobody didn't get hurt. Because

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Speaker 9: the church right up there, about a half.

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Speaker 5: Mile about a mile of Old Georgetown Road will be

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Speaker 9: Anything man making malfunction, you know, so he tried to

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Speaker 3: Of the doubt.

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Speaker 9: But it need to be investigated and the public need

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Speaker 9: to know what really happened. You know, it shouldn't be

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Speaker 9: careful secret what happened, because you.

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Speaker 5: Know it could have been a minute disaster in Williamsburg County.

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Speaker 5: I'm Raymond Owens count on two.

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Speaker 8: Now.

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Speaker 1: At the time, we knew that Randolph reminded us of somebody,

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Speaker 1: but we couldn't quite place who that was.

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Speaker 2: So I said, what in the will of this?

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Speaker 14: And I heard boom?

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Speaker 9: I knew that I wouldn't in my hot house shop

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Speaker 9: I be I was in that don't take the shaved.

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Speaker 14: I knew that I wouldn't had I heard us screeching

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Speaker 14: so good tweeter screeching of WHI so good?

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Speaker 3: Boom boo got her here. I sure the spies a meteorite,

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Speaker 3: there's that thing. It needed to be reported. Spy the

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Speaker 3: thing with flying this tullo.

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Speaker 15: Sunnight boom boom, sunnight boo boo got in here?

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Speaker 9: You walking Trump skipping around? It was something somebody muscle

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Speaker 9: rock the bank?

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Speaker 3: What up? You yet killed some people on one.

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Speaker 6: Held, I can't do no wrong, and wow, you can

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Speaker 6: know my lid park, do you know?

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Speaker 2: And I feed no that sure doom spine got the

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Speaker 3: Good of God. Nobody don't get hurt. I feel nice

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Speaker 3: because the church right up there. I sure the root

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Speaker 3: spy about a half. No anything man making malform.

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Speaker 15: Show nice boom boom, so nice boom boo.

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Speaker 3: Got your here.

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Speaker 16: You know.

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Speaker 9: So he tried to give the benefit of the doubt.

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Speaker 9: But it needs to be investigated. The public need to

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Speaker 9: know what really happened.

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Speaker 3: When I owe you. It shouldn't be kept a secret

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Speaker 3: that I can't do no wrong, because you know that

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Speaker 3: way now he could have been a mess.

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Speaker 17: So how come something so.

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Speaker 21: Trans youth are vulnerable and they suffer significant harassment and

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Speaker 3: It is that harassment and bullying.

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Speaker 3: And I feel so after all we've been through, after

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Speaker 14: Wrong?

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Speaker 2: To all we've been?

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel?

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Speaker 10: Don't know you?

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Speaker 21: So we really want to to debase our treatment and

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Speaker 1: One of the things we learned about Joe Biden's about

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Speaker 1: Sorry Hunter Biden's laptop was how his dad was listed

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Speaker 1: You know, the father that Hunter Biden's sister said would

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Speaker 22: Hello, everybody, this is Pete Henderson, a friend and close

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Speaker 22: associate of first son Hunter Biden.

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Speaker 12: He calls me Peto Pete.

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Speaker 22: He only calls me that because I've always liked the

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Speaker 23: That's not a crime, is it.

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Speaker 12: At least I'm not his daddy.

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Speaker 24: Joe Biden has been screwing this country for fifty years

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Speaker 24: and nobody says, Boom, I like to smell the hell

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Speaker 24: pimped out Ukraine for billions.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, sure, I'd like to shower with my teenage daughter

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Speaker 12: Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. The big guy has.

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Speaker 22: Sold our country out to the Chinese for ten percent

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Speaker 12: I'm not fond of the nickname Peto Pete. However, I'm

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Speaker 12: just glad I'm not Jill Biden.

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Speaker 3: Hunter has some.

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Speaker 12: Choice nicknames for her.

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Speaker 22: He once said to me, Pete, if you are a

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Speaker 22: blues musician, they call you Bud Diddley, but I.

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Speaker 3: Call my mom.

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Speaker 12: Heink Williams Junior. Do you know why he called her that?

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Speaker 7: But anyway, it was wonderful to have you, mister president.

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Speaker 20: The various shots that people are getting now cover that

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Speaker 3: If you had these vaccinations.

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Speaker 13: I told it at the University of Pennsylvania for four years,

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Speaker 20: My national security team and I have been closely monitoring

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Speaker 3: They said they wanted me to run for the Senate.

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Speaker 2: It's all.

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Speaker 13: Every major outfit, every serious investigator has pointed out that

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Speaker 1: This is classic Trump. We had four days left and

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Speaker 8: A sudden, there's a laptop.

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Speaker 13: There's overwhelming evidence that from the intelligence community that the

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Speaker 13: Russians are engaged.

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Speaker 1: Who could forget the cross dressing Deputy Assistant Secretary of

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Speaker 1: Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy.

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Speaker 1: was Sam Britton. You know the fellow who kept stealing

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Speaker 12: Hey, Frank, it's popped down here in luggage claim.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Man, you'll never guess what I got down here.

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Speaker 18: One of them non binaries is sitting in my office

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Speaker 18: waiting for the cops. The man lady tried to steal

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Speaker 18: someone else's luggage off my carousel.

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Speaker 3: TUTSI.

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Speaker 12: Here is some nuclear science person for the Biden administration.

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Speaker 18: She does look like a white Jada Pinkett Smith pulled

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Speaker 18: in an address.

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Speaker 3: How'd you know that?

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Speaker 12: Get aload of Frank Einstein over here? He watches the news. Well,

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Speaker 12: you'll get to see criminal mastermind Lexie Luthor on the

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Speaker 12: news for sure, No, I ain't sending you a pick

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Speaker 12: you a purv.

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Speaker 18: We're still getting a beer after work, right, all right, Frank,

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Speaker 18: I gotta go right up.

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Speaker 12: A report of missus clean. I'll catch you later.

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Speaker 4: Plucked her eyebrows on the way, shaved her legs, and

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Speaker 4: then he was as she she says he bebe take

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Speaker 4: a walk on the wildside.

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Speaker 1: One of the provisions of the Inflation Reduction Act, which

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Speaker 1: wasn't an inflation reduction Act at all, was the hiring

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Speaker 1: of eighty seven thousand armed IRS agents. They were set

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Speaker 1: to hire eighty seven thousand millennials to bust into your

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Speaker 18: Hey, I guess what partners yo. My name is Tristan Dude.

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Speaker 18: I can't believe I got this job. I'm not so

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Speaker 18: duty and grand theft auto guy. I was like, really

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Speaker 18: good at Team death Match on COD Did you ever play?

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Speaker 1: Really, dude?

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Speaker 18: I loved using the N ninety one as my primary

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Speaker 3: On the ground, Grandpa.

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Speaker 18: This is an out of bitch I called dims on driving.

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Speaker 18: I can drive anything. One time in GTA, I saw

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Speaker 18: already tell this, IRS. Gig is gonna be dope.

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Speaker 1: Pete hag Seth cannot get started fixing the military fast enough.

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Speaker 1: Remember when the Biden's administration hired an inclusion officer for

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Speaker 1: the Department of Defense. Can you imagine that, Well, we

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Speaker 1: don't have enough eight hundred pounders in the military. They

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Speaker 12: Hello, recruiters, my name is Eileen.

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Speaker 18: I'm the new director of Diversity, Equity and Inclusion. We've

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Speaker 18: come up with a new plan to help refill our ranks.

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Speaker 18: For far too long, the United States military has focused

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Speaker 18: on hateful things like killing. It's no wonder other countries

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Speaker 18: hate us. Well, thanks to Joe Biden, we're heading in

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Speaker 18: a brave new direction. If you're a person of color,

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Speaker 18: you will now enter the Armed services as a captain.

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Speaker 12: They'll be just like James T.

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Speaker 9: Kirk.

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Speaker 8: Yay right.

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Speaker 18: This will ensure that we have equity by lifting up

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Speaker 18: black and bread people. Now to the diversity and inclusion.

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Speaker 18: This is the part I'm so excited about. If you're gay,

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Speaker 18: or lesbian, transby, or any one of the infinite numbers

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Speaker 18: of genders, then you will get to live your truth

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Speaker 18: in the new military. For starters, when marching, you will

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Speaker 18: no longer be required to stay in formation. You will

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Speaker 18: be allowed to express yourself. If you want to skip,

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Speaker 18: then skip, Queen. If you see an officer that you

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Speaker 18: find handsome than twerk, we think that will add some

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Speaker 18: flair that has been missing for far too long. If

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Speaker 18: you like to dress in drag, then you will have

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Speaker 18: a place here.

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Speaker 12: No more drag colors.

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Speaker 18: When going into combat, we'll walk in a battle like

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Speaker 18: a flock of peacocks. Our enemy will know that we

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Speaker 18: are loud and we are proud, and they will fear our.

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Speaker 12: Power of inclusion. Now go out there and bring me

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Speaker 12: some marginalized people.

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Speaker 1: Everybody remembers, I hope when Biden fell off his bise,

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Speaker 1: But do you remember how the media tried to downplay it,

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Speaker 1: trying to act like it wasn't a big deal. He

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Speaker 1: was young and full of vigor.

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Speaker 8: They told us.

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Speaker 1: This is our favorite NPR host, Kyle feather Bottom telling

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Speaker 1: you why Joe Biden didn't fall off of his bike

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Speaker 1: after all.

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Speaker 8: The following program is only made possible by contributions from

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Speaker 8: listeners like you.

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Speaker 23: Lamas Day Day to you. You're listening to the inherent

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Speaker 23: dangers of an American bicycle. I'm your host, Kyle Featherbottom.

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Speaker 23: Today we will examine the bicycle that Joe Biden took

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Speaker 23: to the ground in a controlled role, the Huffy World.

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Speaker 23: The Huffy World was developed by the United States military

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Speaker 23: for stealth ground assaults. It's a bicycle so advanced in

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Speaker 23: its operation that only the Navy Sealed Team six was

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Speaker 23: able to successfully integrate its use into its secret operations.

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Speaker 23: We recently spoke to a man that has asked to

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Speaker 23: remain anonymous. The man you're about to hear from is

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Speaker 23: a member of the infamous Hell's Angels, a California based

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Speaker 23: m seed or motorcycle club as it were, Mister Anonymous,

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Speaker 23: We've all seen the impressive video of the American President

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Speaker 23: Joseph Biden writing the military issue Huffy World he wrote

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Speaker 23: it to a stop and then dismounted said bicycle in

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Speaker 23: a controlled role. Given the advanced skill required to perform

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Speaker 23: such maneuver, is there anyone in your organization that has

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Speaker 23: that level of experience and expertise to ride a Hovey World?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 23: Wow, not even Hell's Angels can ride a Hoffey World.

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Speaker 23: Only Sealed Team six members and our beloved President have

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Speaker 23: the skill required to tame this beast. We would advise

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Speaker 23: that you never attempt riding a Huffy World bicycle without

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Speaker 23: the supervision of Joe Biden or a Sealed Team six member.

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Speaker 23: Don't forget that following this program, Keilly Glesen will tell

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Speaker 23: you how to turn purple seedless grapes into a jelly

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Speaker 23: or jam. How let's clear our mind of this military

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Speaker 23: killing machine.

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Speaker 1: Home.

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Speaker 2: Hey you tell Almos has life?

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Speaker 1: Good kid, thank you, and good night.

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Speaker 2: Sh