Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Today's second date update is brought to
Speaker 1: you by the letter Jay. Okay. Jay is for jazzy fingers.
Speaker 1: Jay's also for halopano Oh, and Jay is also the
Speaker 1: name of the guy who wants a second date update today.
Speaker 1: All right, So congratulations on being the letter of the
Speaker 1: day Jay. Wow. Yes, do you also love the number
Speaker 1: three because that is our second sponsor? Wow, it's such
Speaker 1: an honor. Tell us about the girl you want us
Speaker 1: to call today, Jay, I want you to call Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of a funny story how we met too.
Speaker 1: I actually met her while I was at my swim lesson.
Speaker 1: I take adult swim classes. Okay. Usually when people say
Speaker 1: it's a funny story, it's not. But that's kind of
Speaker 1: a funny story. I'm not making fun of you, Jay.
Speaker 1: I think it's rate that you're learning to swim. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. I just I never learned, you know. I
Speaker 1: know a lot of people take lessons with their kids,
Speaker 1: and it's just one of those things that my folks
Speaker 1: never hook me up with. And I'm like, well, what
Speaker 1: if I'm on a boat someday, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to swim either maybe you should take lessons
Speaker 1: and meet the love of your life, like Elizabeth Go.
Speaker 1: What was Elizabeth Roll? What was Elizabeth's role in the
Speaker 1: swim lessons? I saw her while I was taking my lesson,
Speaker 1: and she was there with what looks like a son
Speaker 1: of hers, a small child, and she's really cute, really pretty.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, it's a weird way to say it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, what looked to be a small child. Let me,
Speaker 1: let me get to it. She was really cute and
Speaker 1: I started talking to her, and as she was there
Speaker 1: with her son, that was just kind of joking around
Speaker 1: that his crawl stroke was better than mine, and that
Speaker 1: got a good laugh, you know, kind of pressed the
Speaker 1: ice a little bit. Yeah, it's funny because it's true.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's a risky move though, because if
Speaker 1: someone has a son, usually the first assumption is there
Speaker 1: all so married and people take rings off to go
Speaker 1: swimming all the time, right. But fortunately after I made
Speaker 1: that joke, she clarified that it was actually her nephew.
Speaker 1: So in my mind I was like, oh, cool, no kids,
Speaker 1: you've not taken no ring. I was like, I think
Speaker 1: I'm in the clear here. Yeah, she's dropping a little
Speaker 1: hint towards you exactly. You guys are meeting in your
Speaker 1: bathing suits already, so you know what's on the table.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good start to any relationship. They
Speaker 1: got nothing to hide. And then in that moment too,
Speaker 1: I made another joke. I was like, oh, that's really
Speaker 1: good that I didn't have to lend the kid my
Speaker 1: water wing. Oh man, you are coming with the joke.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you gotta watch it. You can't do too many.
Speaker 1: You're gonna joke your way out of a date here.
Speaker 1: You might need to give me mouth to mouth after this. Okay,
Speaker 1: when did you ask her out? How'd you do it?
Speaker 1: You know? We got talking a little more after that,
Speaker 1: and the conversation went so well. I stopped self deprecating
Speaker 1: my swimming ability so much, and we set a date
Speaker 1: for a few days after that. We went to a
Speaker 1: really nice upscale bar. Dude, that's really cool. I mean,
Speaker 1: you met someone in real life and they actually showed
Speaker 1: up to a date. Doesn't happen. I know that is
Speaker 1: a miracle. I don't know itself. Mars set very low
Speaker 1: for us, obviously, So how did the date go? It
Speaker 1: was fantastic. We started talking about everything, our jobs, our
Speaker 1: families a little bit. You know. I mentioned that I
Speaker 1: also I take a karate class too, because that was
Speaker 1: another one of those classes. Sure you're not an eight
Speaker 1: year old boy. Did you have a Jim Boree lesson
Speaker 1: after this? No? No, no, I just like there were
Speaker 1: there were things I always wanted to do when I
Speaker 1: was younger, they didn't have a chance to. But now
Speaker 1: I've got a little more independence, and you know, I'm
Speaker 1: a grown man. I could do whatever I want. Okay,
Speaker 1: I like it, yeah right, but no, honestly, that's sexy, right,
Speaker 1: like you're doing something that you have always wanted to
Speaker 1: do and actually like seeing it through. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: great way to look at it, Brooke. And then after dinner,
Speaker 1: you know, we took a little walk around the park
Speaker 1: and when we were there, I saw this huge group
Speaker 1: of pigeons and it was just a majestic and we
Speaker 1: both had a couple of Did you just describe pigeons
Speaker 1: as majestic? It's fine. Absolutely when you see like hundreds
Speaker 1: of birds that it just looked so cool, like all
Speaker 1: huddled up there along the park now looking for food.
Speaker 1: But we both had leftovers, so I just loved like,
Speaker 1: trust me here, and I put the food down on
Speaker 1: the bench and all the pigeons just start swarming over
Speaker 1: to the bench. Oh my god, that sounds like my nightmare.
Speaker 1: I don't like birds very I mean I like him
Speaker 1: from Afar, but like being swarmed by birds is like
Speaker 1: sounds terrible. Did she like that we were a safe
Speaker 1: distance away? It's just kind of like a really cool
Speaker 1: sight to see, you know, okay? And I actually looked
Speaker 1: over at her and I couldn't quite tell if she
Speaker 1: thought it was as cool of a site as I did.
Speaker 1: Maybe she was mad that I gave that leftovers away,
Speaker 1: So you think the do you think the mood switched
Speaker 1: when the pigeons got fed? I mean it was good food,
Speaker 1: so that's why the pigeons loved it so much. Clearly,
Speaker 1: end of the night, though, we hugged. I gave her
Speaker 1: a kiss on the cheek and that was it. You know.
Speaker 1: I tried to call her the next day for a date.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything back. Um. I did see her
Speaker 1: at the pool again, but I didn't get to talk
Speaker 1: to her because I think she might have saw me
Speaker 1: and run away really fast with her nephew. So I
Speaker 1: just don't know what's going on, you know, I other
Speaker 1: than like that last moment, I thought it was a
Speaker 1: really good night, and I'm really hoping I can get
Speaker 1: another second date go. And you know, I think labeled
Speaker 1: as the weird pigeon guy that she went out with.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been called way worse than that, so
Speaker 1: you know, I hope not. But it's all right with me.
Speaker 1: All Right, Well, we're gonna play a song come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you a second date update.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it goes better than your swim lessons did. All right, Jay, awesome,
Speaker 1: thank you drinning over here? All right, hold on, second date?
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna try and make the second date
Speaker 1: update go quick because I know our listener Jay has
Speaker 1: his nap time and we don't wanttice. Oh man, why
Speaker 1: wish you give him some orange slices? You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just messing around. Jay met a girl named Elizabeth while
Speaker 1: taking his adult swim lessons because he never got the
Speaker 1: chance to learn when he was growing up, and he
Speaker 1: took her out to an upscale bar. Then they walked
Speaker 1: around a park where they fed their leftovers to a
Speaker 1: majestic flock of city pigeons. Okay, Well he fed the
Speaker 1: leftovers to the pigeons. She just stood in horror, that's true,
Speaker 1: but he had a great time doing it. He did
Speaker 1: notice Elizabeth seemed a little unamused by all the pigeon feeding,
Speaker 1: so he hasn't been able to reach her ever since. Then, Jay,
Speaker 1: you're ready to do this. I am ready, and thank
Speaker 1: you so much for helping me out with this. You know,
Speaker 1: I really really enjoyed that date with her, and I
Speaker 1: really hope I didn't mess things up, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: So if it turns out it was the pigeon issue,
Speaker 1: like you're cool going out with a girl who maybe
Speaker 1: isn't as fun as you in the bird world, I
Speaker 1: will take the woman over the pigeon, all right, just
Speaker 1: double check in you never know. It's a bold move, Jay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Well we're gonna give her a call an
Speaker 1: attempt to get your second date update. All right, awesome,
Speaker 1: let's do it. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I
Speaker 1: speak to Elizabeth? Please? Does this her? May? Ask? Who's calling? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, okay, have you heard of the
Speaker 1: show before? Elizabeth I mean I can't say that I have. Well,
Speaker 1: you sound pleasant, so I feel like you should start listening. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, have a great day. Bye bye. Why are
Speaker 1: you calling? We're doing something called a second date update.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? Oh? No, I haven't. Basically,
Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do where if you've gone
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, we can give that person a call and
Speaker 1: try and figure out the reason why. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: so you recently went up with the guy named Jay
Speaker 1: and you're not calling him back? Oh? Yeah, yeah? Um?
Speaker 1: Yeah he was sweet. Is that a question? I think
Speaker 1: as much as you can give us. I mean, he
Speaker 1: seemed like a nice guy to us, for sure. No,
Speaker 1: he's very sweet. I just it was kind of awkward,
Speaker 1: what seeing him in the water floaties? He told us
Speaker 1: that you met during his adult swim class. You know,
Speaker 1: we did. I kind of thought it was cute. He
Speaker 1: took me to this nice bar. It was fun. Why
Speaker 1: are you ending everything up? Yeah? You can tell by
Speaker 1: the tone of her voice that it wasn't. Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's gonna happen. He was very nice. That's
Speaker 1: always a brutal. I mean, because it usually means that
Speaker 1: you're not attracted to him. But you saw him in
Speaker 1: his swimsuit. I mean he asked you out half naked
Speaker 1: and you were cool. Then like what turned you off?
Speaker 1: So I go to the bathroom at the bar and
Speaker 1: he's talking to this woman, like this older woman, and
Speaker 1: she's kind of tussling his hair and like texting. His
Speaker 1: collar was kind of weird. I like took no, but like, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1: So I go up to him, like after they finished
Speaker 1: a little conversation, put tend like I don't see anything.
Speaker 1: And then at one point something happens and he tells
Speaker 1: me he needs to text his friend, and so he
Speaker 1: sends like a little text message out into the universe
Speaker 1: and who gets it but the woman sitting at the
Speaker 1: end of the bar. Wait, whoa girl? Well, not a girl,
Speaker 1: like a woman, like a woman. So wait did you
Speaker 1: ask it? I mean, like that could just be coincidence,
Speaker 1: right that this woman got I mean maybe not. Your
Speaker 1: intuition is probably yeah, who do you think she is? Well,
Speaker 1: at first I thought she was just like older lady,
Speaker 1: like hitting on him, And then after the text message,
Speaker 1: I looked a little closer she looked a lot like him,
Speaker 1: like related like him. So what you think his mom
Speaker 1: was on the day and she was fixing his hair
Speaker 1: and fixing his collar like. I can't be positive that
Speaker 1: it was her, but they sure did look alike and
Speaker 1: they definitely had like some sort of connection. Oh my god, Oh,
Speaker 1: don't you want to know? I want to know. I'm dying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's be positive, Jay, was that your mom? What? Jay's
Speaker 1: on the other line. He's been listening during this whole conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, Ja, Yeah, I'm here, Hi Elizabeth, Okay, Hi?
Speaker 1: Um cool? Oh god, I'm so embarrassed. Jeez. I love
Speaker 1: him to ask him, ask him who the woman was?
Speaker 1: Was that your mom? Yeah? Yourself on our date. Look,
Speaker 1: I can explain, Okay. I did not invite her. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was not my fault. So I have a good
Speaker 1: relationship with my mom, you know, clearly, Okay. So I
Speaker 1: asked her for a place to go. She actually recommended
Speaker 1: the restaurant, and I said, cool, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Didn't think anything of it. But then she surprised me
Speaker 1: by showing up at the bar. I didn't tell her
Speaker 1: to do that. Wow. Really, Oh man, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: do you believe him, Elizabeth? I mean, the kid takes
Speaker 1: karate classes. I don't know. You're like an adult swim
Speaker 1: and you take karate. Your mom's on your date with you?
Speaker 1: What is going on? Jay? He just showed up. I
Speaker 1: didn't tell her to go. In fact, when I was
Speaker 1: texting her, I had already told her to please leave.
Speaker 1: You're like, Mom, don't come until eight o'clock, then you
Speaker 1: can pick me up. I didn't think you'd noticed that
Speaker 1: she was there. I'm so sorry to stick around through
Speaker 1: the whole date. Yes she did. Oh yeah, but okay,
Speaker 1: wait listen, no, Elizabeth, to his credit, his mom's actions
Speaker 1: are not within his control. Okay. And he obviously left
Speaker 1: and went on a walk because he wanted to get
Speaker 1: away from the woman who was probably following you on
Speaker 1: a trail somewhere. But you know that's also not his
Speaker 1: faults of the pigeons. I mean, I thought the romantic
Speaker 1: walk would be nice, but I also, yes, like part
Speaker 1: of the plan was I figured my mother wouldn't literally
Speaker 1: go chasing us down on a private walk. I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: but if we go on a second date, I promise
Speaker 1: you I am bringing you flowers and I am making
Speaker 1: sure my mother does not know anything about this plan.
Speaker 1: It'll in you. That is not what I wanted for
Speaker 1: you to experience. I'm so sorry about that, right um,
Speaker 1: I mean that was just like a lot. But listen,
Speaker 1: you got a guy here who is very confident, I mean,
Speaker 1: admits to adult swim lessons, knows how to have a
Speaker 1: good relationship with his mom, and is already setting boundaries
Speaker 1: with her. So that is a good sign, right sure? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And on the bright side, you and Jay's mom could
Speaker 1: chat pool side while him and your nephew take the
Speaker 1: lessons together. It could be a bonding experience for everyone.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not really sure if that's like a
Speaker 1: positive for me. I promise you if we go out again,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pull out all the stops for you.
Speaker 1: We can. We can do whatever you want. You can
Speaker 1: even I have a guest pass. You can come to
Speaker 1: my karate class. You know. Oh look at that. What
Speaker 1: do you say, elizab bit, why don't you go out
Speaker 1: with Jay again? We'll pay for another date. We'll pay
Speaker 1: for the karate class in case the guest path doesn't work.
Speaker 1: I guess sure, why not? Really that's so true, is um? Wait. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm changing my mind. Oh, Elizabeth, Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're changing your mind? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just kind of started like
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and then just the whole karate outfits thing,
Speaker 1: and I that's not really like where I want my
Speaker 1: dates to be going. Cancel the karate. We can do
Speaker 1: anything else, I promise. Yeah, you guys can do t
Speaker 1: ball instead. You guys aren't helping. Okay, I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. I'm helping an adult thing, you know. Yeah, Elizabeth,
Speaker 1: do you want to do adult stuff with Jay? We'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. So it's really whatever. I'm okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1: So that's a no. No. I'm sorry. But like Jay,
Speaker 1: maybe you can tell your mom that she can help
Speaker 1: you find somebody else. I love my mom, but I'm
Speaker 1: not asking her Freddy help at this time. All right, Jay, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry we couldn't get you a second date update,
Speaker 1: but we're going to open up the text board right now.
Speaker 1: Text in seven eight, five nine two. If there's a
Speaker 1: lady out there looking for a guy who's really into
Speaker 1: karate and takes adult swim We've found your unicorn. Jay
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