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Speaker 1: Second Date Update. Today's second date update is brought to

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Speaker 1: you by the letter Jay. Okay. Jay is for jazzy fingers.

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Speaker 1: Jay's also for halopano Oh, and Jay is also the

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Speaker 1: name of the guy who wants a second date update today.

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Speaker 1: All right, So congratulations on being the letter of the

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Speaker 1: day Jay. Wow. Yes, do you also love the number

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Speaker 1: three because that is our second sponsor? Wow, it's such

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Speaker 1: an honor. Tell us about the girl you want us

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Speaker 1: to call today, Jay, I want you to call Elizabeth. Elizabeth. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: but it's kind of a funny story how we met too.

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Speaker 1: I actually met her while I was at my swim lesson.

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Speaker 1: I take adult swim classes. Okay. Usually when people say

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Speaker 1: it's a funny story, it's not. But that's kind of

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Speaker 1: a funny story. I'm not making fun of you, Jay.

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Speaker 1: I think it's rate that you're learning to swim. Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you. I just I never learned, you know. I

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Speaker 1: know a lot of people take lessons with their kids,

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Speaker 1: and it's just one of those things that my folks

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Speaker 1: never hook me up with. And I'm like, well, what

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Speaker 1: if I'm on a boat someday, you know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to swim either maybe you should take lessons

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Speaker 1: and meet the love of your life, like Elizabeth Go.

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Speaker 1: What was Elizabeth Roll? What was Elizabeth's role in the

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Speaker 1: swim lessons? I saw her while I was taking my lesson,

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Speaker 1: and she was there with what looks like a son

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Speaker 1: of hers, a small child, and she's really cute, really pretty.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, it's a weird way to say it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, what looked to be a small child. Let me,

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Speaker 1: let me get to it. She was really cute and

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Speaker 1: I started talking to her, and as she was there

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Speaker 1: with her son, that was just kind of joking around

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Speaker 1: that his crawl stroke was better than mine, and that

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Speaker 1: got a good laugh, you know, kind of pressed the

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Speaker 1: ice a little bit. Yeah, it's funny because it's true.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but that's a risky move though, because if

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Speaker 1: someone has a son, usually the first assumption is there

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Speaker 1: all so married and people take rings off to go

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Speaker 1: swimming all the time, right. But fortunately after I made

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Speaker 1: that joke, she clarified that it was actually her nephew.

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Speaker 1: So in my mind I was like, oh, cool, no kids,

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Speaker 1: you've not taken no ring. I was like, I think

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Speaker 1: I'm in the clear here. Yeah, she's dropping a little

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Speaker 1: hint towards you exactly. You guys are meeting in your

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Speaker 1: bathing suits already, so you know what's on the table.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's a good start to any relationship. They

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Speaker 1: got nothing to hide. And then in that moment too,

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Speaker 1: I made another joke. I was like, oh, that's really

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Speaker 1: good that I didn't have to lend the kid my

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Speaker 1: water wing. Oh man, you are coming with the joke.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you gotta watch it. You can't do too many.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna joke your way out of a date here.

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Speaker 1: You might need to give me mouth to mouth after this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: when did you ask her out? How'd you do it?

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Speaker 1: You know? We got talking a little more after that,

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Speaker 1: and the conversation went so well. I stopped self deprecating

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Speaker 1: my swimming ability so much, and we set a date

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Speaker 1: for a few days after that. We went to a

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Speaker 1: really nice upscale bar. Dude, that's really cool. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you met someone in real life and they actually showed

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Speaker 1: up to a date. Doesn't happen. I know that is

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Speaker 1: a miracle. I don't know itself. Mars set very low

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Speaker 1: for us, obviously, So how did the date go? It

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Speaker 1: was fantastic. We started talking about everything, our jobs, our

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Speaker 1: families a little bit. You know. I mentioned that I

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Speaker 1: also I take a karate class too, because that was

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Speaker 1: another one of those classes. Sure you're not an eight

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Speaker 1: year old boy. Did you have a Jim Boree lesson

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Speaker 1: after this? No? No, no, I just like there were

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Speaker 1: there were things I always wanted to do when I

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Speaker 1: I've got a little more independence, and you know, I'm

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Speaker 1: I like it, yeah right, but no, honestly, that's sexy, right,

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Speaker 1: like you're doing something that you have always wanted to

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Speaker 1: do and actually like seeing it through. Yeah, that's a

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Speaker 1: great way to look at it, Brooke. And then after dinner,

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Speaker 1: But we both had leftovers, so I just loved like,

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Speaker 1: I don't like birds very I mean I like him

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Speaker 1: Maybe she was mad that I gave that leftovers away,

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Speaker 1: So you think the do you think the mood switched

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Speaker 1: so that's why the pigeons loved it so much. Clearly,

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Speaker 1: end of the night, though, we hugged. I gave her

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Speaker 1: a kiss on the cheek and that was it. You know.

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Speaker 1: I tried to call her the next day for a date.

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Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything back. Um. I did see her

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Speaker 1: just don't know what's going on, you know, I other

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Speaker 1: than like that last moment, I thought it was a

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Speaker 1: really good night, and I'm really hoping I can get

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Speaker 1: another second date go. And you know, I think labeled

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Speaker 1: I mean I've been called way worse than that, so

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Speaker 1: you know, I hope not. But it's all right with me.

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Speaker 1: All Right, Well, we're gonna play a song come back,

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Speaker 1: and we'll try and get you a second date update.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully it goes better than your swim lessons did. All right, Jay, awesome,

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Speaker 1: thank you drinning over here? All right, hold on, second date?

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Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna try and make the second date

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Speaker 1: update go quick because I know our listener Jay has

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Speaker 1: wish you give him some orange slices? You know, I'm

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Speaker 1: just messing around. Jay met a girl named Elizabeth while

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Speaker 1: taking his adult swim lessons because he never got the

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Speaker 1: took her out to an upscale bar. Then they walked

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Speaker 1: majestic flock of city pigeons. Okay, Well he fed the

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Speaker 1: so he hasn't been able to reach her ever since. Then, Jay,

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Speaker 1: I really really enjoyed that date with her, and I

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Speaker 1: really hope I didn't mess things up, you know. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So if it turns out it was the pigeon issue,

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Speaker 1: will take the woman over the pigeon, all right, just

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Speaker 1: double check in you never know. It's a bold move, Jay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well we're gonna give her a call an

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Speaker 1: let's do it. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I

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Speaker 1: speak to Elizabeth? Please? Does this her? May? Ask? Who's calling? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is young Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning. Okay, okay, have you heard of the

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Speaker 1: show before? Elizabeth I mean I can't say that I have. Well,

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Speaker 1: you sound pleasant, so I feel like you should start listening. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, have a great day. Bye bye. Why are

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Speaker 1: you calling? We're doing something called a second date update.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that? Oh? No, I haven't. Basically,

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Speaker 1: it's a segment that we do where if you've gone

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Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and they're not calling

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Speaker 1: you back, we can give that person a call and

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Speaker 1: try and figure out the reason why. All right, all right,

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Speaker 1: so you recently went up with the guy named Jay

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Speaker 1: and you're not calling him back? Oh? Yeah, yeah? Um?

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Speaker 1: Yeah he was sweet. Is that a question? I think

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Speaker 1: she's kind of tussling his hair and like texting. His

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Speaker 1: end of the bar. Wait, whoa girl? Well, not a girl,

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Speaker 1: they definitely had like some sort of connection. Oh my god, Oh,

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Speaker 1: don't you want to know? I want to know. I'm dying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: let's be positive, Jay, was that your mom? What? Jay's

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Speaker 1: on the other line. He's been listening during this whole conversation.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, Ja, Yeah, I'm here, Hi Elizabeth, Okay, Hi?

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Speaker 1: him to ask him, ask him who the woman was?

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Speaker 1: Was that your mom? Yeah? Yourself on our date. Look,

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Speaker 1: I can explain, Okay. I did not invite her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: relationship with my mom, you know, clearly, Okay. So I

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Speaker 1: do you believe him, Elizabeth? I mean, the kid takes

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Speaker 1: and you take karate. Your mom's on your date with you?

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Speaker 1: What is going on? Jay? He just showed up. I

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Speaker 1: You're like, Mom, don't come until eight o'clock, then you

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Speaker 1: wait listen, no, Elizabeth, to his credit, his mom's actions

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Speaker 1: a trail somewhere. But you know that's also not his

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Speaker 1: faults of the pigeons. I mean, I thought the romantic

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Speaker 1: of the plan was I figured my mother wouldn't literally

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Speaker 1: but if we go on a second date, I promise

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Speaker 1: you I am bringing you flowers and I am making

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Speaker 1: sure my mother does not know anything about this plan.

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Speaker 1: It'll in you. That is not what I wanted for

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Speaker 1: you to experience. I'm so sorry about that, right um,

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Speaker 1: I mean that was just like a lot. But listen,

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Speaker 1: you got a guy here who is very confident, I mean,

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Speaker 1: with her. So that is a good sign, right sure? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And on the bright side, you and Jay's mom could

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm not really sure if that's like a

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Speaker 1: positive for me. I promise you if we go out again,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pull out all the stops for you.

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Speaker 1: We can. We can do whatever you want. You can

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Speaker 1: even I have a guest pass. You can come to

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Speaker 1: my karate class. You know. Oh look at that. What

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Speaker 1: do you say, elizab bit, why don't you go out

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Speaker 1: with Jay again? We'll pay for another date. We'll pay

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Speaker 1: for the karate class in case the guest path doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: I guess sure, why not? Really that's so true, is um? Wait. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm changing my mind. Oh, Elizabeth, Yes,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean you're changing your mind? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just kind of started like

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Speaker 1: and I that's not really like where I want my

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Speaker 1: anything else, I promise. Yeah, you guys can do t

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Speaker 1: ball instead. You guys aren't helping. Okay, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what to say. I'm helping an adult thing, you know. Yeah, Elizabeth,

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Speaker 1: do you want to do adult stuff with Jay? We'll

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Speaker 1: pay for it. So it's really whatever. I'm okay, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: So that's a no. No. I'm sorry. But like Jay,

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Speaker 1: maybe you can tell your mom that she can help

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Speaker 1: you find somebody else. I love my mom, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not asking her Freddy help at this time. All right, Jay, Well,

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