Speaker 1: And then we're running back up to the room and
Speaker 1: you know, when you're so close holding it is so hard.
Speaker 1: Only had one toilet in our room, and I knew
Speaker 1: he was going to pee his pants and I was done,
Speaker 1: so he pete and I got in the sink and
Speaker 1: pete all at the same time. What I wasn't going
Speaker 1: number two. I was just peeing, And Jared was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this is really attractive. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa
Speaker 1: is a production of I Heart Radio. Hey Hey girl,
Speaker 1: Greg Olson says, girl, girl, all I didn't do Uhum,
Speaker 1: I was doing an ad thing because bills aren't going
Speaker 1: to pay themselves, you know what I mean? Earl after Day.
Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. We are taping
Speaker 1: this Bad Boy on Monday, as we always do. That's
Speaker 1: why you'll get the pregame Monday. It comes out on Thursday.
Speaker 1: So Aaron is straight off of a plane from Tampa.
Speaker 1: I'm getting on one soon. I'm getting on one soon
Speaker 1: to head to Cincinnati. That game just got more exciting
Speaker 1: with the Dolphins being undefeated, and then of course, thank
Speaker 1: god the Bengals picked up a win, because that's always
Speaker 1: more exciting. Uh and everyone's a lot nicer coming into
Speaker 1: the next week when they come off a game. But
Speaker 1: I was doing an ad thing and I had to
Speaker 1: shake my arm and it went like this, and I
Speaker 1: was like, and you remember that, remember the sweetest eating.
Speaker 1: In the middle of doing it. For those of you
Speaker 1: guys that are listening to the podcast, I'm shaking my
Speaker 1: fat for uh whatever. This is called my arm and
Speaker 1: it's like wiggling back and forth. And there's this great
Speaker 1: scene and the sweetest thing with Christina Applegate and Camerons.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. What is that? What is that? What
Speaker 1: is a couple of my favorite Green Bay Packers wives
Speaker 1: were in the stands for week one of this season,
Speaker 1: and as I was getting ready to do my stand,
Speaker 1: app I was looking into the crowd and they were
Speaker 1: waving at me, and I started doing that with my
Speaker 1: arm and then I and then of course I made
Speaker 1: it about that. I'm like, what is this thing under
Speaker 1: my arm? And I'm like, they can't even hear me.
Speaker 1: They're in like row fifteen, you know, it's like, what
Speaker 1: the fund has happening? Anyway? Like that, our sweet producer,
Speaker 1: I just wrote, try some like you idiots, we love you.
Speaker 1: I need to do some push up. Oh I do too.
Speaker 1: How was week three on the road? Where the hell
Speaker 1: were you Cleveland? It was good, It was good. It
Speaker 1: was um you know, divisional game, the longest rivalry, the
Speaker 1: oldest rivalry, and the between the Steelers and the Browns.
Speaker 1: Tony was dramatic. Gonzalez, he was like wearing the utility
Speaker 1: guys gloves because they're like look like receiver gloves. Because
Speaker 1: he was so cold. He didn't have a jacket. You know,
Speaker 1: these men they're like five year old. You have to
Speaker 1: take care of them. So I was like, from now on,
Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure you have your coat and
Speaker 1: your jacket. He needed a space heater. He was had
Speaker 1: a blanket on his lap too much. But it was good.
Speaker 1: It was felt like football weather. The day before it
Speaker 1: was for ninety degrees and then it just dipped. But
Speaker 1: when I dip, you dip, we dip. But yeah, it
Speaker 1: was awesome again. Second week on the road with the boys,
Speaker 1: and I'm very excited as we keep growing the t
Speaker 1: n F three game. It's fun. It's a great group.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I'm just gonna have to get used
Speaker 1: to the travel thing. As I know you have mastered
Speaker 1: this deal, but it's it ends up just being such
Speaker 1: a quick turnaround with Sunday. But can't complain. We look
Speaker 1: forward to this all year long, and I always remind
Speaker 1: myself remember during COVID, when we didn't know we were
Speaker 1: going to have a season and all we wanted was football.
Speaker 1: I was thinking about that in the airport the other
Speaker 1: day when people were like bitching about stuff, and I
Speaker 1: was like, there was a time where all we wanted
Speaker 1: to do was get off our couch, go back to
Speaker 1: work and do something. So but it was good, it
Speaker 1: was fun. And this, oh my god, this season. We
Speaker 1: are only in Week four and it is insane, like
Speaker 1: the fact that like the Dolphins being undefeated, the fact
Speaker 1: that the Giants, well we'll see what happens on Monday night,
Speaker 1: but they're you know, two and over the first time
Speaker 1: since two thousand nine. So good parody, Hello g ops.
Speaker 1: Good for Trevor Lawrence. I'm excited for him. Just Peterson
Speaker 1: exactly early front runner for Coach of the Year, Jalen Hurds,
Speaker 1: there was a lot of questions about his maturation taking
Speaker 1: that next step. He was fired. I don't think I've
Speaker 1: ever said fire, So that's cool. Um Lamar Jackson insane.
Speaker 1: But your game, America's Game of the Week, Packers Bucks,
Speaker 1: what was going on that end of the game was crazy? Crazy?
Speaker 1: What was Aaron Rodgers looking at in the JumboTron? I've
Speaker 1: texted him, Mike, can you tell me please because we
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, but I know he'll probably
Speaker 1: help Pat McAfee and I'm so bummed out we didn't
Speaker 1: find out. And Greg Olson was just texting me a
Speaker 1: few hours ago saying, can you just text Rogers and
Speaker 1: ask him what he saw? So I know he's probably
Speaker 1: going to tell McAfee, but I'm so bummed. But that's
Speaker 1: just another thing like with him, and you know, we're
Speaker 1: going back and forth on our text chain like you
Speaker 1: have with your guys. He is so freaking smart. I'm
Speaker 1: actually dying to know. And Ryan, I'll ask you guys
Speaker 1: this too. Did Sean say what maybe he saw in
Speaker 1: the JumboTron? Did did Sean have an idea? Did he
Speaker 1: say on Collin Show or with you guys what he
Speaker 1: saw because Greg can't figure it out what he saw.
Speaker 1: So for those of you guys that didn't know that,
Speaker 1: he did a postgame interview and he said he referenced.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, well I saw that. Make sure
Speaker 1: he did it with Ronaldi, right, So he said something
Speaker 1: about seeing it in the JumboTron, but then we don't know.
Speaker 1: He said I saw something, but then yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: know when he saw so we're all dying, you know,
Speaker 1: But this guy is He's unreal. He just sees everything.
Speaker 1: So it was like, did the Bucks have a camera
Speaker 1: on something that Brady and left which were saying or
Speaker 1: some sort of communication, and Aaron picked it up and
Speaker 1: then told La Fleur to tell Joe Barry. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's just it's insane how quick everything is going, and
Speaker 1: those guys can break it down so you know, like
Speaker 1: they make it go slow, put it in slow motion.
Speaker 1: I just, you know, screwed that up, Aaron Rodgers one.
Speaker 1: But um, yeah, it's incredible. Offenses didn't look that great
Speaker 1: till the very end when Tom scored a touchdown and
Speaker 1: I screamed, and I screamed as a football fan, like
Speaker 1: I love both of those guys dearly, and you know
Speaker 1: I was I wanted to speak to both of them
Speaker 1: after the game that I'm you know, it was cool
Speaker 1: listening to them all weeks say they're such fans of
Speaker 1: the game and history of the game, and they know
Speaker 1: how big this wise. And when we all wanted over time,
Speaker 1: I wanted over time. I wanted to see those two
Speaker 1: once you know, the Bucks offense started rolling, I wanted
Speaker 1: to see overtime. So when he scored that touchdown, I
Speaker 1: screamed because I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna get overtime.
Speaker 1: We didn't get overtime. I can't believe that they've only
Speaker 1: met five times, that this is only the fifth meeting
Speaker 1: between these two and it basic likely the last time
Speaker 1: that will see them meet. Of course, there's always the
Speaker 1: up chance they can meet again in an NFC championship game,
Speaker 1: depending on how the season unfolds. But I uh, I
Speaker 1: just love I mean, it's it was vintage Brady right
Speaker 1: where it's like it's not over until it's over, and
Speaker 1: to your previous point, like I just wanted them to
Speaker 1: convert to send it into overtime. Also, I had a
Speaker 1: lot of money on the game. I this is like
Speaker 1: a common theme for me, is that I took bets
Speaker 1: yesterday that I was I was like, oh, it's no brainer,
Speaker 1: Like the Chiefs over the Colts, that doesn't come to fruition,
Speaker 1: Like I could have sworn that the Bucks were gonna
Speaker 1: win given that their three that Brady was three and
Speaker 1: one against Rogers, and as Sean has illustrated, Rogers doesn't
Speaker 1: play well in Florida. Like there was all the different things. Anyways,
Speaker 1: and forty Niners last night that de Bockle that was.
Speaker 1: I was like, you've got to be kidding me. You
Speaker 1: guys can't cover one and a half against this reeling
Speaker 1: Broncos team that doesn't know left from right. I was
Speaker 1: so annoyed. But anyways, so yeah, great early weeks auce
Speaker 1: in the NFL. It keeps it exciting, always entertaining. All right,
Speaker 1: so I've got a laundry list of things. Oh, first
Speaker 1: of all, I loved your hat. Think so stylish. So well,
Speaker 1: there's some people that are totally you know. Of course
Speaker 1: Twitter always has to say. It's like you stand on
Speaker 1: a sideline where it was a hundred degrees and I
Speaker 1: knew the head would be soaking wet. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to deal with it. I didn't. I was like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm just gonna wear a hat, hide my
Speaker 1: forehead and like just keep the sun. I mean in
Speaker 1: all honesty, the selfish part of it. I didn't want
Speaker 1: my hair to turn orange. I spend money on these highlights.
Speaker 1: I don't need my my my base and my blonde
Speaker 1: turning orange. I just don't. I'm sick of it. I
Speaker 1: spent a lot of money. Well tell you who's not
Speaker 1: spending any money doing highlights mine? Look at my hair
Speaker 1: and need it done so badly. No, it was so cute,
Speaker 1: and here's the thank you. Everyone's going to say something.
Speaker 1: But if I wear if I were a dress that's
Speaker 1: literally a fucking turtleneck dress, my arms are covered, my
Speaker 1: legs are covered, then it's like, oh, what is this evening? Where?
Speaker 1: If I wear anything that remotely shows cleavage like little
Speaker 1: slut on a Sunday, And I was like, what do
Speaker 1: you want from me? I'm either fully covered like I'm
Speaker 1: Diane Keaton and don't want the sun to touch me,
Speaker 1: or I am doing a walk of shame. Did I
Speaker 1: come in from the club last night? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Keep them guessing I'm bored. Carmen san Diego yesterday, shut
Speaker 1: up or inspector gadget everyone eat it. I don't care.
Speaker 1: You're so stupid because you know what all those boys
Speaker 1: were saying out there, e A, you look like you
Speaker 1: should have a peanut colada in your hand, and you
Speaker 1: know what, I wanted five of them. After that came
Speaker 1: ship me Buffett, where's Margaritaville? I stepped on a pop top? Okay,
Speaker 1: blew up my flip flop. Enough enough, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: good stuff. Okay, So we have a list. As we
Speaker 1: always do on this podcast, we will talk sports and
Speaker 1: life and everything in between. So earlier on the pregame,
Speaker 1: we were answering some of your guys questions, which again
Speaker 1: thank you for asking and to do some great conversations.
Speaker 1: One of them which I have to go back to,
Speaker 1: is we were talking about where you go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom on the field and you use it end up
Speaker 1: going in like the you know, the utility closet or
Speaker 1: like the grounds crew little place whatever. So one of
Speaker 1: those toilets they usually have the urinal in there, or
Speaker 1: they have the toilets that are just all steel like
Speaker 1: industrial style. So I've had to pee because someone that
Speaker 1: one of the toilets was overflowing or whatever and someone
Speaker 1: so disgusting. Guys, Why it's the crew meal. It's the
Speaker 1: crew meal. It's the crew meal. It's always something very
Speaker 1: dangerous and heavy. It upsets their stomach and they gotta go.
Speaker 1: And guys don't care and they go in there and
Speaker 1: it's awful. Yesterday I went to go take a pee.
Speaker 1: It smelled so bad because someone had destroyed the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I shoved, shoved toilet paper up my nostrils. Do that
Speaker 1: and pete all games. It was a long pe anyways. Good.
Speaker 1: So I went in a urinal one time and I
Speaker 1: had no shame. I was like, I'm gonna work these
Speaker 1: quads out and I am good. It's not a problem.
Speaker 1: It's not afraid of it getting on your outfit. No. No,
Speaker 1: Like I just had squatted enough and I'm like, push
Speaker 1: my bum back far enough where Like I was a
Speaker 1: really good aim and I was a great guys. This
Speaker 1: goes back back to my days playing basketball and doing
Speaker 1: defensive slides. Really work up the quadriceps. You know, me
Speaker 1: and Nick Chubb, who can squat sixty nine pounds. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can. Uh yeah, forget one handed catch during a game.
Speaker 1: The fact you pete in a urinal and didn't mess
Speaker 1: your outfit up, I mean you are the John Madden
Speaker 1: m v P Player of the game. There was no
Speaker 1: split splash and I wasn't having to take a bath
Speaker 1: after that. I was a clean, a direct line, uh
Speaker 1: and direct him direct hit exactly battleship. But you said
Speaker 1: on the pre game, I don't think I forgot that
Speaker 1: you pete in the sink one time I did? Why
Speaker 1: not my prettiest moment because we were in Houston. It
Speaker 1: was the super Bowl. We were staying at that hotel
Speaker 1: in Houston, and Jared and I had gone out like
Speaker 1: a couple of days before the super Bowl. It's before
Speaker 1: like we kind of like crack the whip and you know,
Speaker 1: it's a school night and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1: So we went to a party. I think we drove
Speaker 1: home with straight and you know, like traffic is bad.
Speaker 1: Everybody's getting out of these places. You don't want to pee.
Speaker 1: Wherever we were, I think we all saw Bruno Mars
Speaker 1: or something. Did you go that night? Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? So we go and we have
Speaker 1: to pee so bad. Both of us are dying, like
Speaker 1: and you know, guys can't hold it. So we're like
Speaker 1: running to our room. Our key doesn't work, so he's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit. So it's like one am we have to
Speaker 1: go back down. He's like, we'll stay here. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: because I have to do something. If I'm just standing here,
Speaker 1: I'll pee my pants. I gotta do something. So I
Speaker 1: went with him and then we got the key and
Speaker 1: then we're running back up to the room. And you know,
Speaker 1: when you're so close, holding it is so hard. Well,
Speaker 1: I had one toilet in our room, and I knew
Speaker 1: he was going to pee his pants and I was done,
Speaker 1: so he pete and I got in the sink and
Speaker 1: pete all at the same time. I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1: It was like Bridesmaids and what I wasn't going number two.
Speaker 1: I was just peeing. And Jared was like, wow, this
Speaker 1: is really attractive. What am I supposed to do? What
Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Urinate myself in this gorgeous hotel? No,
Speaker 1: let's just call what is There's definitely been times where
Speaker 1: I've went a little bit of my pants trying to
Speaker 1: hold it, and it's like I played a game with
Speaker 1: but I had this time with the Super Bowl in Indianapolis,
Speaker 1: I was with Mike Silver, Josh Elliott. There's a name
Speaker 1: from the past. Good morning, good night America. Where is he?
Speaker 1: We don't know, but I'm gonna tell you what, Sam
Speaker 1: Campion of Rainey with a chance of sun breaks in
Speaker 1: the hurricane morning. Um, I we had went out the
Speaker 1: night before. I think I've said this before. If not,
Speaker 1: well I give whatever said again. Um, I went out
Speaker 1: the night before, had too much to drink, woke up
Speaker 1: in the morning and fully, fully pe the no place
Speaker 1: like home. Thank god I wasn't at home, because there's
Speaker 1: no way that those silk sheets could have handled it.
Speaker 1: And your little dog too. That was that super Bowl
Speaker 1: wasn't right? I think it was keeping track at home
Speaker 1: carry the one. So speaking of one, yes, I peed
Speaker 1: my bed and then I called downstairs and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, someone spilled. I think
Speaker 1: there's a leak in the roof. The bed soaking wet.
Speaker 1: Can you bring up to you? And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I called him like, I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I think there's a league. The bed is very wet,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what happened. So please super Bowl
Speaker 1: weekend and there's a league, you know. So yeah, So
Speaker 1: that's that's that. You gotta go. You gotta go, Okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta you don't remember that you went. I put
Speaker 1: insane chapstick that I had in my purse. It was good.
Speaker 1: I got it from like a little boutique down where
Speaker 1: I lived, and it was like just its fabulous tropical
Speaker 1: Coconutti flavor and I loved it so much. And it
Speaker 1: was on the side of the sink and as I
Speaker 1: was peeing, it rolled in and oh, well, that was
Speaker 1: my Super Bowl chopstick. I hate that. I can't say that.
Speaker 1: You can't wash that off. Speaking to that, yesterday, when
Speaker 1: I was sitting on the desk doing highlights, I was
Speaker 1: in between stuff. I was like going through my bag
Speaker 1: Mary Poppins. I pulled out seven different lip glosses and chapsticks,
Speaker 1: and Jarrett, my sweet researchers who sits next to me,
Speaker 1: I was like, Jarrett, watch this, and I kept going
Speaker 1: and going. He's like, holy sh it. Then I had
Speaker 1: three perch fumes in there. I had, so it was
Speaker 1: a real treasure chest. Treasure chest easy for me to say,
Speaker 1: it's my reser and with seven should put it into
Speaker 1: your teeth, They're gonna separate. I've got to add to this.
Speaker 1: So listener of the show, friend of the Pod and
Speaker 1: friend of us, Gillian Gregory. This morning we're boarding Delta
Speaker 1: and uh six twenty boarding and I'm like, Jillian's not
Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm like, Jillian, come stand over here.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm listening to your podcast and just finishing up.
Speaker 1: Hellover angel. Anyways, she's telling me the other day when
Speaker 1: she comes to my room to do my makeup. She goes,
Speaker 1: I was just listening to your podcast about your makeup
Speaker 1: bags being a mess, and she goes, you know what,
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm thinking to myself, these bitches, I've given
Speaker 1: them so much good makeup. What the hell is going
Speaker 1: on in those bags? It's true, it's true she has
Speaker 1: given us good makeup. But here's the thing. I feel
Speaker 1: like I always end up losing the good makeup. And
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. Because I'll take the bronzer
Speaker 1: or the lip gloss or the good ship that she
Speaker 1: gives us, or any of the things that we decided
Speaker 1: to actually spend some money on, and then I rotate
Speaker 1: them to different purses. It's like, Oh, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: out and put it in the rotating and then I
Speaker 1: don't know where it ends up, or then we've dropped it,
Speaker 1: and now one little fraction of that palette the eyeshadow
Speaker 1: is broken. Now we just got to throw the whole
Speaker 1: thing away. It's still not an excuse. We're disgusting and
Speaker 1: we need to clean out the bags. For example, here's
Speaker 1: mine because I had to do a hit for extra
Speaker 1: What is in here? We don't know? Look at this,
Speaker 1: my god, that thing is knee deep. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: a natural beauty god. I'm telling you that look this,
Speaker 1: look the pallette. One little eyeshadow and I was like, mmmm, yeah.
Speaker 1: When one goes, then they all go. They all go
Speaker 1: a little crafting in the sink office and Jillian office.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you about my flight to Tampa with
Speaker 1: my cutie beauty United Airlines flight at oh you text
Speaker 1: me immediately tell the folks at home, all three of them.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad. Well, no, she's one of them. I
Speaker 1: forgot her name. She couldn't have been sweeter. I got
Speaker 1: on a United flight to Tampa and it's about one o'clock,
Speaker 1: so you know who you are. And I get on
Speaker 1: and she just looks at me and she goes calmed down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you calmed down right now. And she goes,
Speaker 1: I have been waiting for this moment my whole life,
Speaker 1: even though we've only had this podcast for two minutes.
Speaker 1: And I said, we are so pro flight attendant. She
Speaker 1: was like, yes you are. She goes, I just love
Speaker 1: you guys so much. So sat down. This is my person.
Speaker 1: I texted you and Ryan are producer. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a great flight. I love this fight attendant.
Speaker 1: She's you know, she's a fan. I've got her back. Well,
Speaker 1: then we started talking. It was the day after this
Speaker 1: asshole was on a flight from Cabo to l A
Speaker 1: and he sucker punched the flight attendant from the behind.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it in the head
Speaker 1: and I said, well, I've got your back this flight.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about anything. I love flight attendants.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh my god, we were just talking about it.
Speaker 1: Cut two. We're trying to board. It's a big flight
Speaker 1: and there is this guy that is not happy about
Speaker 1: the fact that the flight is already like full and
Speaker 1: he's in the back and he can't bring his bag on.
Speaker 1: So he's fighting her and she is being a dream.
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know what you want me to do.
Speaker 1: These are not my rules. She is being so calm cool,
Speaker 1: inflect him. He comes back, he goes, you know, to
Speaker 1: the seat. He comes back up. He basically mother fox
Speaker 1: her in front of all of us. And here I
Speaker 1: am and I go, okay, you know what, No, we're
Speaker 1: not doing that. So he walked back and I'm thinking
Speaker 1: he's gonna swing on me and go viral. So shit,
Speaker 1: we have content. Um. So then he comes back and
Speaker 1: he does something where he hits like something, the bulkhead door.
Speaker 1: He just like hits something. So then somebody comes and
Speaker 1: says they don't feel comfortable. Can he behave the entire flight?
Speaker 1: And the flight attendant goes, no, you know what, no,
Speaker 1: and she goes up to the pilot and gets him
Speaker 1: kicked off, and good good there. They shouldn't have to
Speaker 1: deal with any of your ship. I know it sucks
Speaker 1: when you have to check your bag. I get it,
Speaker 1: trust me, I get it. But they're there for your safety.
Speaker 1: Don't be assholes to the flight attendants. They're doing the
Speaker 1: best they can. Knock it off. Calm down. I couldn't
Speaker 1: agree more with you, and I am I'm the first
Speaker 1: person again. It's they're not there to wait. I mean, yes,
Speaker 1: that's part of the service, Like do you want to
Speaker 1: drink or you want whatever, that's fine, but they're there
Speaker 1: primarily for your safety. I only get frustrated. And this
Speaker 1: has nothing mode of transportation and this has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with them. But like when you have to put
Speaker 1: if you're in the bulkhead seat, you have to put
Speaker 1: it up above and then there's no room. I love
Speaker 1: the flight attention. You're like, I can just put in
Speaker 1: this closet for you. Can we just make it easier.
Speaker 1: It's the other ones that are like, well there's nowhere
Speaker 1: for the bag to go that I'm like, what's these
Speaker 1: are my rules? If you want me to put it up,
Speaker 1: I just need some room. And now I'm going back
Speaker 1: to thirty two f It's fine if they are, they're
Speaker 1: They're wonderful. And I love that she was so excited
Speaker 1: to see you because we'll be the first one on
Speaker 1: the picket lines for a flight attend issue with the
Speaker 1: for women Shoulder to shoulder Daughter's Daughters singing grateful core
Speaker 1: as well done, Mr Suffragette. That's from Mary Poppins. Good evening,
Speaker 1: Kate Nana. So she did want me to tell you
Speaker 1: and Kurt are going the fuck keep listening to this.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be with Sean Payton for forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: For a fifteen minutes segment. She want me to tell
Speaker 1: you two things she thought. Okay, absolutely beautiful in Kansas City.
Speaker 1: She loved that outfit. She wanted to make sure that
Speaker 1: you knew that Marcellus Wiley said in an interview that
Speaker 1: you were his favorite person to work with. She took
Speaker 1: a screenshot of it, and she was gonna put it
Speaker 1: send it to the Calm Down podcast. Okay, Now I
Speaker 1: wanted I hate United, but I love United now because
Speaker 1: I've had bad service. I'm Adelta gal, but I will
Speaker 1: fly on United just to have her as my flight attendant.
Speaker 1: How sweet is that? Oh my god, that's adorable. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: and marcellis thank you. Oh and it was a Thursday
Speaker 1: when I flew and she was I was like, do
Speaker 1: you know what time we land? She goes, We're only
Speaker 1: gonna miss forty five minutes of the game and then
Speaker 1: we'll see our girl when we land, meaning you, I can't.
Speaker 1: How sweet is that? I love her? I know, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, Okay, I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: out her next flight I'll just but I'll just book
Speaker 1: a flight wherever she's going to Tampa. We're going to
Speaker 1: Cabo the passport. Oh my gosh, that's great. That makes
Speaker 1: me really happy. Um okay, so that was your flight,
Speaker 1: which is always good to have an enjoyable experience. Sam's
Speaker 1: the weirdo guy. Um let's see what else on our
Speaker 1: list of things to do? Oh god, rat a tat tat.
Speaker 1: I gotta fill you in. So last night you and
Speaker 1: I were testing. You were on the Calm Down podcast.
Speaker 1: I g and how cute are you? How's your coming along?
Speaker 1: Because you were saying that you might have one coming. Um,
Speaker 1: it has come down a little bit. There's still uh
Speaker 1: it's like, well, unfortunately it's not like Hurricane Ian. It
Speaker 1: Uh it could turn into the Gulf or it could
Speaker 1: turn back into my skin. So I don't know. I'll
Speaker 1: keep you guys updated. There's updates coming out, much like
Speaker 1: the National Hurricane Center. Every okay, stop touching it. Um
Speaker 1: the So you were so cute and and documenting that,
Speaker 1: and I came. I like, so I always walked the
Speaker 1: dogs at night in a certain area. Sometimes it gets
Speaker 1: dark when I buy myself. If Steve not here, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to go out there by himself. Even
Speaker 1: with the ash like and even with Kujo one and two,
Speaker 1: I'm still like, I don't really want to like wander
Speaker 1: the alleys at night. Okay, So with good reason, I
Speaker 1: let them go out in the front and then I'll
Speaker 1: it'll get cleaned up later. Fine, fine, Fine. I'm standing
Speaker 1: there at the front door waiting for them to go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Willis comes back with a dead rat
Speaker 1: that has been dried up for god knows how long
Speaker 1: in his mouth, drops it in front of me Is
Speaker 1: to say like, look, look what I found disgusting. This
Speaker 1: thing is so dried up. It looked like astronaut food,
Speaker 1: you know, when they're like this is pancakes and it's
Speaker 1: like a dice step little that was so dried up,
Speaker 1: going disgusting, And my first thought was like I was like,
Speaker 1: oh a mouse. This was a fucking rat. There's no way.
Speaker 1: The tail was like this long on the thing. And
Speaker 1: now at this point I'm like, thank god, because usually
Speaker 1: I'll just leave the door open. I wonder if you
Speaker 1: would have come in the house with that, And I
Speaker 1: was like, nope, turnaround, mr, you are going right back out.
Speaker 1: Put that thing where you found it. He drops it
Speaker 1: in front of me, and so now that until this morning,
Speaker 1: I couldn't even do it. Last night, I couldn't even
Speaker 1: like fling it over whatever. So now I have to
Speaker 1: dispose of it because it's still on the side yard,
Speaker 1: and I think I have some ideas. Was so proud,
Speaker 1: so disgusting, but grows. I don't need the dead rat
Speaker 1: in your mouth as you care. And here's the thing,
Speaker 1: like I don't let my dog. I don't like the
Speaker 1: inadvertent like, okay, lick your face because they love you
Speaker 1: when they haven't seen you in a while. But I'm
Speaker 1: not into the licking of the face and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And I'm like Willis, I'm sorry, Like you need to
Speaker 1: get your teeth brushed, go to the groomer tomorrow and
Speaker 1: clean your act up. Which, by the way, they're getting
Speaker 1: dropped off here in about two minutes, so you'll see
Speaker 1: if let's see what he comes in with it this time.
Speaker 1: God only knows a possum. What a guy. He loves
Speaker 1: you that much, mom No, he saved up all his
Speaker 1: allowance and brought me a rat. Well that's more more
Speaker 1: than my exploy friends. But yeah, that is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's just crossing off the list. Um, how's Jared the
Speaker 1: other day on the I podcast, which by the way,
Speaker 1: Aaron is very active on and she's so good about us.
Speaker 1: Jarrett and you were having a time and he was
Speaker 1: in the bathtubs no water go. But we also, he's
Speaker 1: gonna kill me for saying this. I told my parents this.
Speaker 1: So we were having a week at our house where
Speaker 1: that you you all have been there. Garage Stward isn't open.
Speaker 1: You can't get the cars out. Um, there's a gas
Speaker 1: gas there wasn't gas or what happened? We got new
Speaker 1: with our gas. We're good. It wasn't our house. It
Speaker 1: was somebody else. Okay, guys, we're good. Meters come, everybody's fine. Um.
Speaker 1: And then what else happened? Oh yeah, I we got
Speaker 1: new finally, Um, shower head rain and whatever because I
Speaker 1: had rested up. So I've been so excited to get
Speaker 1: those because ours were so coated over with RUSS that
Speaker 1: like three were working and four was going, you know,
Speaker 1: one way, and it was like you step aside to
Speaker 1: shave your legs, but you're still like getting squirted by
Speaker 1: the random like spout. You're like Oh my god, enough
Speaker 1: is enough and made me to replay. Yeah, so limestone
Speaker 1: calcium to I mean, we're growing like a whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it was great for my color. Forget this
Speaker 1: the heat and the sun. What was that doing in
Speaker 1: my color? Um? So we got those installed and then
Speaker 1: I went to go take a shower and there's no
Speaker 1: hot water. So when they did something they turned the
Speaker 1: hot water. We thought it was broken. All they did
Speaker 1: was turn it off, and it was I don't know
Speaker 1: if you guys have ever seen Money Pit, it is
Speaker 1: one of the funniest breaking movies ever in the world.
Speaker 1: With Tom Hanks Shelly Long. There's a part where he's
Speaker 1: trying to repair the stairs and she comes in with
Speaker 1: ship all over her face and he goes, hey, what's
Speaker 1: that on your face? And she's like, the ceiling it
Speaker 1: seems to be coming down in the other bedroom. And
Speaker 1: he's like, well, I'll get to that in a minute.
Speaker 1: I only have two hands, okay, okay, like and so
Speaker 1: we just did this whole thing. So then I called
Speaker 1: Jared because he was dealing with something else, and I
Speaker 1: was like, we don't have hot water. So he just
Speaker 1: came and he sat and laid in the bathtub was
Speaker 1: over it. But that was after he got a phone
Speaker 1: call from his financial person and because I guess taxes
Speaker 1: are due or the extension or something for business tax
Speaker 1: like oh hi, Daisy too, yeah in your walk? Where's willis?
Speaker 1: Is he carrying in a dinner? Oh? My god? But
Speaker 1: with this his taxes, he forgotten two of his places
Speaker 1: that gets paid that they weren't taking taxes. So he
Speaker 1: has a lump sum he has to pack. And he
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sweating through my shirt. And I just said, babe,
Speaker 1: it's okay, we'll get it fixed and then it's fine,
Speaker 1: just pay it and the next time around we won't.
Speaker 1: And I said, how about I take you to dinner?
Speaker 1: And he goes dinner. We can't dinner, Like we can
Speaker 1: afford dinner. We have a gift certificate too, And I'm like, pizza, pizza,
Speaker 1: You're fine, settled down? Okay, I know that little season
Speaker 1: from Matthews around here somewhere is there a code we
Speaker 1: can use? Swipe up? Hey, y'all? I admittingly I told
Speaker 1: her Kelly Stafford's Instagram, you guys, is so amazing. She
Speaker 1: does these ads and she saves all the money and
Speaker 1: she donates them and she does incredible things with it.
Speaker 1: She'll buy tickets like for the NFC Championship game last year,
Speaker 1: for people that couldn't afford it the of the game,
Speaker 1: and we're huge RAMS fans. She is a true angel
Speaker 1: on Earth. Her ads make me laugh so hard. If
Speaker 1: you guys don't follow her, you have to also follow
Speaker 1: the Morning after that. I'm not Kelly's agent, but I
Speaker 1: just love her so much. Her Morning After down down,
Speaker 1: but she um. She does these ads that are so great,
Speaker 1: and I admittingly I don't know if it shows how
Speaker 1: many times you've watched them, but I will be up
Speaker 1: into like ten twelve times I've watched this, just cracking up,
Speaker 1: Hi Daisy. She doesn't mean to be so funny because
Speaker 1: she's being so natural and real, but she ends up
Speaker 1: just cracking us up. Like yesterday, she was so sweet
Speaker 1: while she was watching the game. She had she know
Speaker 1: had to wear on and she had a sweatshirt on
Speaker 1: that was where and she just said, houses the mass
Speaker 1: kids are a mask. My hair is a mass. Haven't showered,
Speaker 1: but I'm in my wear and I'm just like, she
Speaker 1: just can't even make it up. She's a tent she's
Speaker 1: also I love that she treats his matthew. She says,
Speaker 1: wolf with like his old pictures when he was like
Speaker 1: when he used to way more because he's like bro
Speaker 1: I got into the carp She wrote wolf on a
Speaker 1: picture of him. It's stopod um okay wait, mother of four,
Speaker 1: mother of four exactly wait what was gonna say though?
Speaker 1: After before that tangent about how did we love Kelly
Speaker 1: my house? Oh gosh, okay. So the shower. So the
Speaker 1: showerhead situation I wanted to talk about. This seems like
Speaker 1: it's going to go down an inappropriate rabbit hole here,
Speaker 1: but it's not. The whoa. The showerheads here in California
Speaker 1: are regulated. So the first time that Steve took a
Speaker 1: shower in my in my shower, he goes, WHOA, this
Speaker 1: bad water pressure. I was like, well, you're judging the
Speaker 1: water pressure in my house? Like, oh sorry, and he
Speaker 1: was like yeah, exactly exactly Niagara Falls. I was like,
Speaker 1: He's like, I got something for you. So he goes
Speaker 1: back to his house, he unscrews the shower head, brings
Speaker 1: it over, puts it on mine. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: like a Swedish massage. I mean, I thought I had
Speaker 1: just done cupping. I got out of there, those freaking
Speaker 1: marks all down my back on the show, it was
Speaker 1: hazy because I'm gonna tell you so California, if and
Speaker 1: on like an Amazon link or any of the shower
Speaker 1: heads you want to buy in California, they don't because
Speaker 1: water conservation, which is important. I have astrotur out on
Speaker 1: my lawn, Okay, not real grass, so I'm not watering
Speaker 1: that bad boy out there. So this is where I
Speaker 1: need it. I need more in the shower less in
Speaker 1: the yard. They won't sell you a shower head that
Speaker 1: comes out that fast because they want to conserve water.
Speaker 1: I get it, it's very important. So this guy had
Speaker 1: his dad by one in Atlanta and ship it to
Speaker 1: him because no water regulations in Atlanta. So you've got
Speaker 1: to outsource this thing. So if you want good water pressure,
Speaker 1: you can't buy any shower head in the state of California.
Speaker 1: You better call in some favors. You better hope your
Speaker 1: neighbor doesn't hear this, because not only is she trying
Speaker 1: to screw up like whatever she's doing with your fence,
Speaker 1: now she's gonna freaking turn you over. Can you get
Speaker 1: arrested for this for showerheads. No, I mean your water pressure. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, someone can send that gas meter guy
Speaker 1: over here and his friend from the water company and
Speaker 1: we can show how much water I don't use out
Speaker 1: in the yard and how I'm using it in the shower.
Speaker 1: It's a washed and now I'm better washed and even cleaner.
Speaker 1: So I'll flip that underwear inside out three more times
Speaker 1: because I am clean, clean, clean, clean clean. That what
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't it is? We don't know what
Speaker 1: she's referring to. Check out podcasts thirty nine. I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, the one that Vince Vaughn wasn't on. So yeah,
Speaker 1: either way, it uh, it's changed my life. This water
Speaker 1: pressure is unbelievable. Oh yeah, what do you think. I
Speaker 1: had to take my extensions out. The water pressure was
Speaker 1: so much that they're ripping them out of my head.
Speaker 1: I can't have anything in there. This is crazy, you guys.
Speaker 1: I think we're all at a time, which is such
Speaker 1: a bummer because I could go on and on. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to finish up one more thing.
Speaker 1: We can't just bring up topics and not get Netflix net.
Speaker 1: I'll say that no wonder they don't hire me Netwich.
Speaker 1: This Netflix thing recently watched what are you talking about? Video? Anyways?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I got I'll get you. Um.
Speaker 1: So Netflix has this thing and I'm going to start
Speaker 1: a new segment much Steve Chagrine even though he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: This guy is so great, he doesn't care what I
Speaker 1: say about him. I could give his you know, prostate
Speaker 1: exam on here and he's like, great podcast, not listening.
Speaker 1: So but I think his I think his I think Kathy,
Speaker 1: his sweet mother's listening. So Kathy I had okay getting
Speaker 1: back to the recently watched part of Netflix. So we
Speaker 1: were talking about it earlier on the pregame. Who said
Speaker 1: this was going to be a good idea because if
Speaker 1: you're just starting dating somewhere is this I'm going to
Speaker 1: tell you. You know, it's like looking at your history
Speaker 1: and your thank you you're basically saying, hey, check out
Speaker 1: my h Safari history. No one needs to see that.
Speaker 1: Clear all histories, because there's weird questions that I need
Speaker 1: answers to sometimes, and it's sometimes it's not even for me,
Speaker 1: like what is that? What is that bump on your
Speaker 1: inner thigh? That was Who's the same was for me?
Speaker 1: Maybe I was looking it up for a friend. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It wasn't mind Fitzpatrick exactly, Shaggy, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: So on Netflix it says continue watching, and so sometimes
Speaker 1: like I'll come home and like there's these weird shows
Speaker 1: that are there. I'm like, so continue watching How to
Speaker 1: Get Away with Murder or whatever these things are, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, who said this was a good idea to
Speaker 1: display what people have been watching, Especially if you're not
Speaker 1: that close with someone, You go over to a friend's house,
Speaker 1: maybe you watch weird Ship and you go pull up, Hey,
Speaker 1: you want to watch that new episode of whatever on Netflix,
Speaker 1: and then you you're checking out what everyone's watching weird.
Speaker 1: It's the same way that oh you made me watch
Speaker 1: in Montana that was such bad acting and they were
Speaker 1: having so yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that sex show
Speaker 1: that m It was all the rage. So forget what
Speaker 1: the name the name of it was, but you guys know,
Speaker 1: if what I'm talking about, it was the hot Wife.
Speaker 1: She's like stuck in suburbia. So then she ends up
Speaker 1: hooking back up with her old boyfriend and like Aaron
Speaker 1: was not into it. And she had kids, and Aaron
Speaker 1: did in the personation of the five year old, and
Speaker 1: she was actually again move sex life. I think it's
Speaker 1: what it's called. Wait, can we talk about something that
Speaker 1: keep and if we have to make this too, doesn't care.
Speaker 1: I have a lot more to say. Okay, go ahead, first,
Speaker 1: this is my final thing, top Gun. Final counts great. Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: The action cards were amazing. But here's my issue. The
Speaker 1: I get it was like a blockbuster. We're so excited
Speaker 1: the music comes back on. There were some parts of
Speaker 1: that movie where the acting was horrific. I mean, you
Speaker 1: can do it, Pete. You always have done it. They'll
Speaker 1: always look up, what the funk are we doing? Like,
Speaker 1: just get me back on that jet or whatever you're
Speaker 1: flying and let's go shoot some bombs. I mean, like
Speaker 1: the bad guys down. But you've got it, Pete, I
Speaker 1: forgot his name was Pete. Just call him mab or Maverick.
Speaker 1: Why are we calling him Pete? Like and and and
Speaker 1: Jennifer Cowley's character is made up. She wasn't even around
Speaker 1: and we're supposed to act like we knew her from
Speaker 1: part one. I barely remember. The only thing I remember
Speaker 1: is a French kiss. I don't remember much and talk
Speaker 1: to me goose. But you've got it, Pete. You've always
Speaker 1: figured out, like, what are we doing? So? Aaron Maverick
Speaker 1: a thumbs down from the Cisco and Ebert review, one
Speaker 1: rotten tomato. No, I thought it was great. The ending
Speaker 1: was amazing. I thought the ending I was like, I
Speaker 1: thought they were gonna die. WHOA, Sorry if you haven't
Speaker 1: seen it like that, she says, ship. So have you
Speaker 1: guys heard of this Titanic? It sinks. Sorry to spoil
Speaker 1: the ending for you, but yeah, so to bring it
Speaker 1: back inverted dive with a big twenty eight. She's not
Speaker 1: a fan, okay of the sequel, that's fine, but let's
Speaker 1: bring it back to the race. You're watching things on
Speaker 1: the on the Netflix. They shouldn't be advertising that. This
Speaker 1: is my rant about things that should be posted that
Speaker 1: no one needs to know. Who are these people on
Speaker 1: venmo that want me to know that you vend mood
Speaker 1: someone for tacos or a girl's night or a manny
Speaker 1: petty or U the middle Finger? Why is this public?
Speaker 1: Why is that ever an option that I want to
Speaker 1: know that you split a pedicure with your friend Susan, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't need to know. Just send the money without
Speaker 1: the details. I don't need the emojis. I don't need
Speaker 1: to figure out what we're sending over there. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking weird. I literally had to send money and I
Speaker 1: got a I saw a scrolled up and saw Tah
Speaker 1: with a middle finger. Okay, so obviously it's a bills fans.
Speaker 1: So then we're paying off bets on there. You know
Speaker 1: you were you guys are worried about my show to
Speaker 1: uh to. I was giving a middle finger. I was like,
Speaker 1: I thought it was really religious. I don't see him
Speaker 1: doing that. Wait are you are you? Are you on
Speaker 1: the same conversation or plan. I'm following two is Venmo
Speaker 1: because you can see people that are in your context contacts.
Speaker 1: And he gave a middle finger and sent some money.
Speaker 1: I was like, he's una defeated. Why is he giving
Speaker 1: anyone in the middle thing? My god, somebody grab a
Speaker 1: map and follow along, drop a pin because we are
Speaker 1: off the reservation here she is she has taken a
Speaker 1: left turn, Grab a Thomas Guide and get back on
Speaker 1: the fucking main road here. No, somebody obviously bet whatever
Speaker 1: against their friend and they lost anyways, so Venmo, take
Speaker 1: off the details. I don't care what people are paying
Speaker 1: for Netflix, take off the recently watch, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you something else too that I'm not interested in doing.
Speaker 1: When I say to you, I'm gonna show you a
Speaker 1: picture and you're standing next to me, don't be looking
Speaker 1: as I scroll through the phone to find the said
Speaker 1: picture from four months ago, because I'm gonna scroll pass
Speaker 1: things that maybe you should or you shouldn't see. What's
Speaker 1: the hovering around? You know what I'm talking about? Like,
Speaker 1: let's say, if I say to you, I you I
Speaker 1: don't care. I can't stand hoverers anyways. I'm not a
Speaker 1: hover love her, you know what I mean. I hate hovers.
Speaker 1: We just had one at lunch. I said to Jared,
Speaker 1: could that guy I've gotten any closer? I felt like
Speaker 1: his blips were on yours. It was too much back.
Speaker 1: When you see me basically doing a back bend, that
Speaker 1: means I need you to take five steps back. Shit,
Speaker 1: not to be confused with one step forward and two
Speaker 1: steps back. No steps forward, Paula Abdul, keep it moving.
Speaker 1: And for those of you that are just joining us,
Speaker 1: it seems like we're bitching about everything. We love flight
Speaker 1: attendants and Aaron tips a lot, so we are very
Speaker 1: nice and shower heads in the state of California. It's
Speaker 1: a big racket. Okay. Wait, so you know when you're
Speaker 1: standing next to someone and you're like, oh, I want
Speaker 1: to show you something, and then they're looking over and
Speaker 1: you're like okay, well and then you got to do
Speaker 1: the like move shoot, shoot, don't bother me. Gosh anyway,
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what That's what I've enough to these days.
Speaker 1: What about you? Calm down? Is right? We need to
Speaker 1: calm down? Is it hot in here? Is? This is tanning? Like?
Speaker 1: And this watch? God, this is a broken mine are broken?
Speaker 1: How about when people ask what time it is when
Speaker 1: you're wearing a watch like this thing has never been set.
Speaker 1: This is ristualry. What are you talking about? This was
Speaker 1: a gift I got for my thirtieth birthday when I
Speaker 1: broke up with the guy. I actually took it back
Speaker 1: to the store and made sure that it was real
Speaker 1: because knowing this guy bra Joe Lent. Okay, guys, we
Speaker 1: are all out of time here on the Calm Down Podcast,
Speaker 1: And by that I mean I don't know what time
Speaker 1: it is enjoy it. Willis well, let's just here, guys, Will,
Speaker 1: let's just here. Oh God, look at him so proud.
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