1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: And then we're running back up to the room and 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,960 Speaker 1: you know, when you're so close holding it is so hard. 3 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: Only had one toilet in our room, and I knew 4 00:00:07,640 --> 00:00:09,559 Speaker 1: he was going to pee his pants and I was done, 5 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,640 Speaker 1: so he pete and I got in the sink and 6 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: pete all at the same time. What I wasn't going 7 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 1: number two. I was just peeing, And Jared was like, wow, 8 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 1: this is really attractive. Calm Down with Aaron and Carissa 9 00:00:21,720 --> 00:00:30,760 Speaker 1: is a production of I Heart Radio. Hey Hey girl, 10 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 1: Greg Olson says, girl, girl, all I didn't do Uhum, 11 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: I was doing an ad thing because bills aren't going 12 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: to pay themselves, you know what I mean? Earl after Day. 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: Welcome everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. We are taping 14 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 1: this Bad Boy on Monday, as we always do. That's 15 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 1: why you'll get the pregame Monday. It comes out on Thursday. 16 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 1: So Aaron is straight off of a plane from Tampa. 17 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,360 Speaker 1: I'm getting on one soon. I'm getting on one soon 18 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,840 Speaker 1: to head to Cincinnati. That game just got more exciting 19 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:02,959 Speaker 1: with the Dolphins being undefeated, and then of course, thank 20 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: god the Bengals picked up a win, because that's always 21 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 1: more exciting. Uh and everyone's a lot nicer coming into 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: the next week when they come off a game. But 23 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: I was doing an ad thing and I had to 24 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 1: shake my arm and it went like this, and I 25 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,480 Speaker 1: was like, and you remember that, remember the sweetest eating. 26 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: In the middle of doing it. For those of you 27 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: guys that are listening to the podcast, I'm shaking my 28 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: fat for uh whatever. This is called my arm and 29 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,880 Speaker 1: it's like wiggling back and forth. And there's this great 30 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: scene and the sweetest thing with Christina Applegate and Camerons. 31 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 1: That's so funny. What is that? What is that? What 32 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 1: is a couple of my favorite Green Bay Packers wives 33 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,760 Speaker 1: were in the stands for week one of this season, 34 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: and as I was getting ready to do my stand, 35 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,840 Speaker 1: app I was looking into the crowd and they were 36 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,240 Speaker 1: waving at me, and I started doing that with my 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: arm and then I and then of course I made 38 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: it about that. I'm like, what is this thing under 39 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,920 Speaker 1: my arm? And I'm like, they can't even hear me. 40 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: They're in like row fifteen, you know, it's like, what 41 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: the fund has happening? Anyway? Like that, our sweet producer, 42 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: I just wrote, try some like you idiots, we love you. 43 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: I need to do some push up. Oh I do too. 44 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,720 Speaker 1: How was week three on the road? Where the hell 45 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 1: were you Cleveland? It was good, It was good. It 46 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,000 Speaker 1: was um you know, divisional game, the longest rivalry, the 47 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 1: oldest rivalry, and the between the Steelers and the Browns. 48 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: Tony was dramatic. Gonzalez, he was like wearing the utility 49 00:02:25,760 --> 00:02:28,839 Speaker 1: guys gloves because they're like look like receiver gloves. Because 50 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,920 Speaker 1: he was so cold. He didn't have a jacket. You know, 51 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: these men they're like five year old. You have to 52 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:34,560 Speaker 1: take care of them. So I was like, from now on, 53 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,000 Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure you have your coat and 54 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: your jacket. He needed a space heater. He was had 55 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,519 Speaker 1: a blanket on his lap too much. But it was good. 56 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,600 Speaker 1: It was felt like football weather. The day before it 57 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:45,960 Speaker 1: was for ninety degrees and then it just dipped. But 58 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,120 Speaker 1: when I dip, you dip, we dip. But yeah, it 59 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: was awesome again. Second week on the road with the boys, 60 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,600 Speaker 1: and I'm very excited as we keep growing the t 61 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,680 Speaker 1: n F three game. It's fun. It's a great group. 62 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I'm just gonna have to get used 63 00:02:58,400 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 1: to the travel thing. As I know you have mastered 64 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: this deal, but it's it ends up just being such 65 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 1: a quick turnaround with Sunday. But can't complain. We look 66 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: forward to this all year long, and I always remind 67 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:11,200 Speaker 1: myself remember during COVID, when we didn't know we were 68 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,400 Speaker 1: going to have a season and all we wanted was football. 69 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: I was thinking about that in the airport the other 70 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,240 Speaker 1: day when people were like bitching about stuff, and I 71 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: was like, there was a time where all we wanted 72 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,400 Speaker 1: to do was get off our couch, go back to 73 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: work and do something. So but it was good, it 74 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,960 Speaker 1: was fun. And this, oh my god, this season. We 75 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:30,240 Speaker 1: are only in Week four and it is insane, like 76 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: the fact that like the Dolphins being undefeated, the fact 77 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,840 Speaker 1: that the Giants, well we'll see what happens on Monday night, 78 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 1: but they're you know, two and over the first time 79 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 1: since two thousand nine. So good parody, Hello g ops. 80 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 1: Good for Trevor Lawrence. I'm excited for him. Just Peterson 81 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 1: exactly early front runner for Coach of the Year, Jalen Hurds, 82 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: there was a lot of questions about his maturation taking 83 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: that next step. He was fired. I don't think I've 84 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: ever said fire, So that's cool. Um Lamar Jackson insane. 85 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: But your game, America's Game of the Week, Packers Bucks, 86 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: what was going on that end of the game was crazy? Crazy? 87 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: What was Aaron Rodgers looking at in the JumboTron? I've 88 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: texted him, Mike, can you tell me please because we 89 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:17,279 Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know, but I know he'll probably 90 00:04:17,320 --> 00:04:19,480 Speaker 1: help Pat McAfee and I'm so bummed out we didn't 91 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 1: find out. And Greg Olson was just texting me a 92 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: few hours ago saying, can you just text Rogers and 93 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 1: ask him what he saw? So I know he's probably 94 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,680 Speaker 1: going to tell McAfee, but I'm so bummed. But that's 95 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:31,680 Speaker 1: just another thing like with him, and you know, we're 96 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,720 Speaker 1: going back and forth on our text chain like you 97 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,360 Speaker 1: have with your guys. He is so freaking smart. I'm 98 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: actually dying to know. And Ryan, I'll ask you guys 99 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,640 Speaker 1: this too. Did Sean say what maybe he saw in 100 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:45,600 Speaker 1: the JumboTron? Did did Sean have an idea? Did he 101 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: say on Collin Show or with you guys what he 102 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 1: saw because Greg can't figure it out what he saw. 103 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: So for those of you guys that didn't know that, 104 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: he did a postgame interview and he said he referenced. 105 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,840 Speaker 1: He was like, oh, well I saw that. Make sure 106 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: he did it with Ronaldi, right, So he said something 107 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: about seeing it in the JumboTron, but then we don't know. 108 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,520 Speaker 1: He said I saw something, but then yeah, we don't 109 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: know when he saw so we're all dying, you know, 110 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: But this guy is He's unreal. He just sees everything. 111 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,160 Speaker 1: So it was like, did the Bucks have a camera 112 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: on something that Brady and left which were saying or 113 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,159 Speaker 1: some sort of communication, and Aaron picked it up and 114 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:24,360 Speaker 1: then told La Fleur to tell Joe Barry. I mean, 115 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:28,320 Speaker 1: it's just it's insane how quick everything is going, and 116 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,280 Speaker 1: those guys can break it down so you know, like 117 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,200 Speaker 1: they make it go slow, put it in slow motion. 118 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: I just, you know, screwed that up, Aaron Rodgers one. 119 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,080 Speaker 1: But um, yeah, it's incredible. Offenses didn't look that great 120 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: till the very end when Tom scored a touchdown and 121 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 1: I screamed, and I screamed as a football fan, like 122 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: I love both of those guys dearly, and you know 123 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,360 Speaker 1: I was I wanted to speak to both of them 124 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 1: after the game that I'm you know, it was cool 125 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: listening to them all weeks say they're such fans of 126 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: the game and history of the game, and they know 127 00:05:59,320 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: how big this wise. And when we all wanted over time, 128 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,640 Speaker 1: I wanted over time. I wanted to see those two 129 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,239 Speaker 1: once you know, the Bucks offense started rolling, I wanted 130 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 1: to see overtime. So when he scored that touchdown, I 131 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: screamed because I'm like, oh my god, we're gonna get overtime. 132 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: We didn't get overtime. I can't believe that they've only 133 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: met five times, that this is only the fifth meeting 134 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,359 Speaker 1: between these two and it basic likely the last time 135 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: that will see them meet. Of course, there's always the 136 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 1: up chance they can meet again in an NFC championship game, 137 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:29,840 Speaker 1: depending on how the season unfolds. But I uh, I 138 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,520 Speaker 1: just love I mean, it's it was vintage Brady right 139 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: where it's like it's not over until it's over, and 140 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 1: to your previous point, like I just wanted them to 141 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: convert to send it into overtime. Also, I had a 142 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,280 Speaker 1: lot of money on the game. I this is like 143 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 1: a common theme for me, is that I took bets 144 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: yesterday that I was I was like, oh, it's no brainer, 145 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,719 Speaker 1: Like the Chiefs over the Colts, that doesn't come to fruition, 146 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,400 Speaker 1: Like I could have sworn that the Bucks were gonna 147 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: win given that their three that Brady was three and 148 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: one against Rogers, and as Sean has illustrated, Rogers doesn't 149 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: play well in Florida. Like there was all the different things. Anyways, 150 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:05,720 Speaker 1: and forty Niners last night that de Bockle that was. 151 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 1: I was like, you've got to be kidding me. You 152 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 1: guys can't cover one and a half against this reeling 153 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,280 Speaker 1: Broncos team that doesn't know left from right. I was 154 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:17,400 Speaker 1: so annoyed. But anyways, so yeah, great early weeks auce 155 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,920 Speaker 1: in the NFL. It keeps it exciting, always entertaining. All right, 156 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 1: so I've got a laundry list of things. Oh, first 157 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: of all, I loved your hat. Think so stylish. So well, 158 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,880 Speaker 1: there's some people that are totally you know. Of course 159 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,840 Speaker 1: Twitter always has to say. It's like you stand on 160 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:36,520 Speaker 1: a sideline where it was a hundred degrees and I 161 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,720 Speaker 1: knew the head would be soaking wet. I didn't want 162 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 1: to deal with it. I didn't. I was like, you 163 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,440 Speaker 1: know what, I'm just gonna wear a hat, hide my 164 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 1: forehead and like just keep the sun. I mean in 165 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,680 Speaker 1: all honesty, the selfish part of it. I didn't want 166 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: my hair to turn orange. I spend money on these highlights. 167 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: I don't need my my my base and my blonde 168 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,280 Speaker 1: turning orange. I just don't. I'm sick of it. I 169 00:07:58,320 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: spent a lot of money. Well tell you who's not 170 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 1: spending any money doing highlights mine? Look at my hair 171 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Speaker 1: and need it done so badly. No, it was so cute, 172 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:06,720 Speaker 1: and here's the thank you. Everyone's going to say something. 173 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: But if I wear if I were a dress that's 174 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,520 Speaker 1: literally a fucking turtleneck dress, my arms are covered, my 175 00:08:11,600 --> 00:08:14,120 Speaker 1: legs are covered, then it's like, oh, what is this evening? Where? 176 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: If I wear anything that remotely shows cleavage like little 177 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: slut on a Sunday, And I was like, what do 178 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 1: you want from me? I'm either fully covered like I'm 179 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: Diane Keaton and don't want the sun to touch me, 180 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,880 Speaker 1: or I am doing a walk of shame. Did I 181 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,480 Speaker 1: come in from the club last night? I don't know. 182 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:33,680 Speaker 1: Keep them guessing I'm bored. Carmen san Diego yesterday, shut 183 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: up or inspector gadget everyone eat it. I don't care. 184 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 1: You're so stupid because you know what all those boys 185 00:08:40,480 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 1: were saying out there, e A, you look like you 186 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,040 Speaker 1: should have a peanut colada in your hand, and you 187 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: know what, I wanted five of them. After that came 188 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:53,280 Speaker 1: ship me Buffett, where's Margaritaville? I stepped on a pop top? Okay, 189 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,080 Speaker 1: blew up my flip flop. Enough enough, Oh my god, 190 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,040 Speaker 1: good stuff. Okay, So we have a list. As we 191 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: always do on this podcast, we will talk sports and 192 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,720 Speaker 1: life and everything in between. So earlier on the pregame, 193 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: we were answering some of your guys questions, which again 194 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: thank you for asking and to do some great conversations. 195 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,360 Speaker 1: One of them which I have to go back to, 196 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:13,640 Speaker 1: is we were talking about where you go to the 197 00:09:13,679 --> 00:09:15,600 Speaker 1: bathroom on the field and you use it end up 198 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,920 Speaker 1: going in like the you know, the utility closet or 199 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: like the grounds crew little place whatever. So one of 200 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:24,199 Speaker 1: those toilets they usually have the urinal in there, or 201 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,120 Speaker 1: they have the toilets that are just all steel like 202 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:31,640 Speaker 1: industrial style. So I've had to pee because someone that 203 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,080 Speaker 1: one of the toilets was overflowing or whatever and someone 204 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,800 Speaker 1: so disgusting. Guys, Why it's the crew meal. It's the 205 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:42,199 Speaker 1: crew meal. It's the crew meal. It's always something very 206 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:45,600 Speaker 1: dangerous and heavy. It upsets their stomach and they gotta go. 207 00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,960 Speaker 1: And guys don't care and they go in there and 208 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 1: it's awful. Yesterday I went to go take a pee. 209 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,120 Speaker 1: It smelled so bad because someone had destroyed the bathroom. 210 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: I shoved, shoved toilet paper up my nostrils. Do that 211 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:01,360 Speaker 1: and pete all games. It was a long pe anyways. Good. 212 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 1: So I went in a urinal one time and I 213 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:06,120 Speaker 1: had no shame. I was like, I'm gonna work these 214 00:10:06,160 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: quads out and I am good. It's not a problem. 215 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,600 Speaker 1: It's not afraid of it getting on your outfit. No. No, 216 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:15,160 Speaker 1: Like I just had squatted enough and I'm like, push 217 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,679 Speaker 1: my bum back far enough where Like I was a 218 00:10:17,679 --> 00:10:19,880 Speaker 1: really good aim and I was a great guys. This 219 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: goes back back to my days playing basketball and doing 220 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: defensive slides. Really work up the quadriceps. You know, me 221 00:10:25,679 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: and Nick Chubb, who can squat sixty nine pounds. I can't. 222 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 1: I can. Uh yeah, forget one handed catch during a game. 223 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: The fact you pete in a urinal and didn't mess 224 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,120 Speaker 1: your outfit up, I mean you are the John Madden 225 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:42,400 Speaker 1: m v P Player of the game. There was no 226 00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: split splash and I wasn't having to take a bath 227 00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:48,400 Speaker 1: after that. I was a clean, a direct line, uh 228 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: and direct him direct hit exactly battleship. But you said 229 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,480 Speaker 1: on the pre game, I don't think I forgot that 230 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:59,480 Speaker 1: you pete in the sink one time I did? Why 231 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 1: not my prettiest moment because we were in Houston. It 232 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,679 Speaker 1: was the super Bowl. We were staying at that hotel 233 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,760 Speaker 1: in Houston, and Jared and I had gone out like 234 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:12,160 Speaker 1: a couple of days before the super Bowl. It's before 235 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: like we kind of like crack the whip and you know, 236 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 1: it's a school night and all that kind of stuff. 237 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,720 Speaker 1: So we went to a party. I think we drove 238 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 1: home with straight and you know, like traffic is bad. 239 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,440 Speaker 1: Everybody's getting out of these places. You don't want to pee. 240 00:11:23,440 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 1: Wherever we were, I think we all saw Bruno Mars 241 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: or something. Did you go that night? Do you remember that? 242 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:33,400 Speaker 1: Are you there? Yeah? So we go and we have 243 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,320 Speaker 1: to pee so bad. Both of us are dying, like 244 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,760 Speaker 1: and you know, guys can't hold it. So we're like 245 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,680 Speaker 1: running to our room. Our key doesn't work, so he's like, 246 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 1: oh shit. So it's like one am we have to 247 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 1: go back down. He's like, we'll stay here. I'm like, no, 248 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,719 Speaker 1: because I have to do something. If I'm just standing here, 249 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:52,440 Speaker 1: I'll pee my pants. I gotta do something. So I 250 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:54,560 Speaker 1: went with him and then we got the key and 251 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,560 Speaker 1: then we're running back up to the room. And you know, 252 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: when you're so close, holding it is so hard. Well, 253 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,560 Speaker 1: I had one toilet in our room, and I knew 254 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,480 Speaker 1: he was going to pee his pants and I was done, 255 00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,600 Speaker 1: so he pete and I got in the sink and 256 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:09,400 Speaker 1: pete all at the same time. I couldn't help myself. 257 00:12:09,440 --> 00:12:12,920 Speaker 1: It was like Bridesmaids and what I wasn't going number two. 258 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,320 Speaker 1: I was just peeing. And Jared was like, wow, this 259 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,800 Speaker 1: is really attractive. What am I supposed to do? What 260 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: am I supposed to do? Urinate myself in this gorgeous hotel? No, 261 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,040 Speaker 1: let's just call what is There's definitely been times where 262 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,680 Speaker 1: I've went a little bit of my pants trying to 263 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,400 Speaker 1: hold it, and it's like I played a game with 264 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,720 Speaker 1: but I had this time with the Super Bowl in Indianapolis, 265 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,320 Speaker 1: I was with Mike Silver, Josh Elliott. There's a name 266 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: from the past. Good morning, good night America. Where is he? 267 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,400 Speaker 1: We don't know, but I'm gonna tell you what, Sam 268 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:45,920 Speaker 1: Campion of Rainey with a chance of sun breaks in 269 00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:50,280 Speaker 1: the hurricane morning. Um, I we had went out the 270 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:52,319 Speaker 1: night before. I think I've said this before. If not, 271 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 1: well I give whatever said again. Um, I went out 272 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,520 Speaker 1: the night before, had too much to drink, woke up 273 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: in the morning and fully, fully pe the no place 274 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 1: like home. Thank god I wasn't at home, because there's 275 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 1: no way that those silk sheets could have handled it. 276 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,800 Speaker 1: And your little dog too. That was that super Bowl 277 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 1: wasn't right? I think it was keeping track at home 278 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,800 Speaker 1: carry the one. So speaking of one, yes, I peed 279 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 1: my bed and then I called downstairs and I was like, 280 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,120 Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, someone spilled. I think 281 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:25,320 Speaker 1: there's a leak in the roof. The bed soaking wet. 282 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,200 Speaker 1: Can you bring up to you? And I'm not kidding. 283 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:28,880 Speaker 1: I called him like, I don't know what's going on. 284 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 1: I think there's a league. The bed is very wet, 285 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,920 Speaker 1: and I don't know what happened. So please super Bowl 286 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:38,319 Speaker 1: weekend and there's a league, you know. So yeah, So 287 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: that's that's that. You gotta go. You gotta go, Okay, 288 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:43,320 Speaker 1: you gotta you don't remember that you went. I put 289 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:47,360 Speaker 1: insane chapstick that I had in my purse. It was good. 290 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,320 Speaker 1: I got it from like a little boutique down where 291 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 1: I lived, and it was like just its fabulous tropical 292 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,959 Speaker 1: Coconutti flavor and I loved it so much. And it 293 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,280 Speaker 1: was on the side of the sink and as I 294 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: was peeing, it rolled in and oh, well, that was 295 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 1: my Super Bowl chopstick. I hate that. I can't say that. 296 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:08,439 Speaker 1: You can't wash that off. Speaking to that, yesterday, when 297 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 1: I was sitting on the desk doing highlights, I was 298 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:12,320 Speaker 1: in between stuff. I was like going through my bag 299 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:17,359 Speaker 1: Mary Poppins. I pulled out seven different lip glosses and chapsticks, 300 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,600 Speaker 1: and Jarrett, my sweet researchers who sits next to me, 301 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 1: I was like, Jarrett, watch this, and I kept going 302 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,400 Speaker 1: and going. He's like, holy sh it. Then I had 303 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,840 Speaker 1: three perch fumes in there. I had, so it was 304 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:31,320 Speaker 1: a real treasure chest. Treasure chest easy for me to say, 305 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: it's my reser and with seven should put it into 306 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,000 Speaker 1: your teeth, They're gonna separate. I've got to add to this. 307 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: So listener of the show, friend of the Pod and 308 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:45,520 Speaker 1: friend of us, Gillian Gregory. This morning we're boarding Delta 309 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 1: and uh six twenty boarding and I'm like, Jillian's not 310 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm like, Jillian, come stand over here. 311 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,240 Speaker 1: Oh I'm listening to your podcast and just finishing up. 312 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,240 Speaker 1: Hellover angel. Anyways, she's telling me the other day when 313 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: she comes to my room to do my makeup. She goes, 314 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,040 Speaker 1: I was just listening to your podcast about your makeup 315 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 1: bags being a mess, and she goes, you know what, 316 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 1: She's like, I'm thinking to myself, these bitches, I've given 317 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,200 Speaker 1: them so much good makeup. What the hell is going 318 00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: on in those bags? It's true, it's true she has 319 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,240 Speaker 1: given us good makeup. But here's the thing. I feel 320 00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: like I always end up losing the good makeup. And 321 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you why. Because I'll take the bronzer 322 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,640 Speaker 1: or the lip gloss or the good ship that she 323 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 1: gives us, or any of the things that we decided 324 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,760 Speaker 1: to actually spend some money on, and then I rotate 325 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 1: them to different purses. It's like, Oh, I'm gonna go 326 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:32,000 Speaker 1: out and put it in the rotating and then I 327 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: don't know where it ends up, or then we've dropped it, 328 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,840 Speaker 1: and now one little fraction of that palette the eyeshadow 329 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: is broken. Now we just got to throw the whole 330 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,600 Speaker 1: thing away. It's still not an excuse. We're disgusting and 331 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: we need to clean out the bags. For example, here's 332 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,720 Speaker 1: mine because I had to do a hit for extra 333 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: What is in here? We don't know? Look at this, 334 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,400 Speaker 1: my god, that thing is knee deep. Yeah, so I'm 335 00:15:54,440 --> 00:16:01,480 Speaker 1: a natural beauty god. I'm telling you that look this, 336 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:05,960 Speaker 1: look the pallette. One little eyeshadow and I was like, mmmm, yeah. 337 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,520 Speaker 1: When one goes, then they all go. They all go 338 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: a little crafting in the sink office and Jillian office. 339 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:25,720 Speaker 1: Can I tell you about my flight to Tampa with 340 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: my cutie beauty United Airlines flight at oh you text 341 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,760 Speaker 1: me immediately tell the folks at home, all three of them. 342 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 1: I'm so sad. Well, no, she's one of them. I 343 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,120 Speaker 1: forgot her name. She couldn't have been sweeter. I got 344 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: on a United flight to Tampa and it's about one o'clock, 345 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: so you know who you are. And I get on 346 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:48,760 Speaker 1: and she just looks at me and she goes calmed down. Yeah, 347 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,640 Speaker 1: I think you calmed down right now. And she goes, 348 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 1: I have been waiting for this moment my whole life, 349 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 1: even though we've only had this podcast for two minutes. 350 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,160 Speaker 1: And I said, we are so pro flight attendant. She 351 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 1: was like, yes you are. She goes, I just love 352 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,800 Speaker 1: you guys so much. So sat down. This is my person. 353 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,119 Speaker 1: I texted you and Ryan are producer. I'm like, this 354 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:11,760 Speaker 1: is gonna be a great flight. I love this fight attendant. 355 00:17:12,040 --> 00:17:15,800 Speaker 1: She's you know, she's a fan. I've got her back. Well, 356 00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,600 Speaker 1: then we started talking. It was the day after this 357 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 1: asshole was on a flight from Cabo to l A 358 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: and he sucker punched the flight attendant from the behind. 359 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,200 Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw it in the head 360 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 1: and I said, well, I've got your back this flight. 361 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:31,400 Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about anything. I love flight attendants. 362 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,719 Speaker 1: She goes, oh my god, we were just talking about it. 363 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,960 Speaker 1: Cut two. We're trying to board. It's a big flight 364 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:42,840 Speaker 1: and there is this guy that is not happy about 365 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,960 Speaker 1: the fact that the flight is already like full and 366 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,520 Speaker 1: he's in the back and he can't bring his bag on. 367 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: So he's fighting her and she is being a dream. 368 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,080 Speaker 1: She's like, I don't know what you want me to do. 369 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,120 Speaker 1: These are not my rules. She is being so calm cool, 370 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:59,080 Speaker 1: inflect him. He comes back, he goes, you know, to 371 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:02,240 Speaker 1: the seat. He comes back up. He basically mother fox 372 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: her in front of all of us. And here I 373 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,360 Speaker 1: am and I go, okay, you know what, No, we're 374 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,639 Speaker 1: not doing that. So he walked back and I'm thinking 375 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:14,560 Speaker 1: he's gonna swing on me and go viral. So shit, 376 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: we have content. Um. So then he comes back and 377 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:22,560 Speaker 1: he does something where he hits like something, the bulkhead door. 378 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: He just like hits something. So then somebody comes and 379 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:28,560 Speaker 1: says they don't feel comfortable. Can he behave the entire flight? 380 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: And the flight attendant goes, no, you know what, no, 381 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,000 Speaker 1: and she goes up to the pilot and gets him 382 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:37,919 Speaker 1: kicked off, and good good there. They shouldn't have to 383 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:39,920 Speaker 1: deal with any of your ship. I know it sucks 384 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,840 Speaker 1: when you have to check your bag. I get it, 385 00:18:42,119 --> 00:18:45,240 Speaker 1: trust me, I get it. But they're there for your safety. 386 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,879 Speaker 1: Don't be assholes to the flight attendants. They're doing the 387 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,040 Speaker 1: best they can. Knock it off. Calm down. I couldn't 388 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,480 Speaker 1: agree more with you, and I am I'm the first 389 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 1: person again. It's they're not there to wait. I mean, yes, 390 00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: that's part of the service, Like do you want to 391 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:01,200 Speaker 1: drink or you want whatever, that's fine, but they're there 392 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,320 Speaker 1: primarily for your safety. I only get frustrated. And this 393 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: has nothing mode of transportation and this has nothing to 394 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,160 Speaker 1: do with them. But like when you have to put 395 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,680 Speaker 1: if you're in the bulkhead seat, you have to put 396 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 1: it up above and then there's no room. I love 397 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,240 Speaker 1: the flight attention. You're like, I can just put in 398 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 1: this closet for you. Can we just make it easier. 399 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:19,040 Speaker 1: It's the other ones that are like, well there's nowhere 400 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,639 Speaker 1: for the bag to go that I'm like, what's these 401 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 1: are my rules? If you want me to put it up, 402 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: I just need some room. And now I'm going back 403 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: to thirty two f It's fine if they are, they're 404 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,520 Speaker 1: They're wonderful. And I love that she was so excited 405 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,960 Speaker 1: to see you because we'll be the first one on 406 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: the picket lines for a flight attend issue with the 407 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:42,000 Speaker 1: for women Shoulder to shoulder Daughter's Daughters singing grateful core 408 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:46,399 Speaker 1: as well done, Mr Suffragette. That's from Mary Poppins. Good evening, 409 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:50,359 Speaker 1: Kate Nana. So she did want me to tell you 410 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,399 Speaker 1: and Kurt are going the fuck keep listening to this. 411 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 1: I'd rather be with Sean Payton for forty five minutes. 412 00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 1: For a fifteen minutes segment. She want me to tell 413 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,240 Speaker 1: you two things she thought. Okay, absolutely beautiful in Kansas City. 414 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:10,000 Speaker 1: She loved that outfit. She wanted to make sure that 415 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: you knew that Marcellus Wiley said in an interview that 416 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,680 Speaker 1: you were his favorite person to work with. She took 417 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,800 Speaker 1: a screenshot of it, and she was gonna put it 418 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,159 Speaker 1: send it to the Calm Down podcast. Okay, Now I 419 00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 1: wanted I hate United, but I love United now because 420 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,040 Speaker 1: I've had bad service. I'm Adelta gal, but I will 421 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 1: fly on United just to have her as my flight attendant. 422 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:35,720 Speaker 1: How sweet is that? Oh my god, that's adorable. Okay, Well, 423 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 1: and marcellis thank you. Oh and it was a Thursday 424 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,320 Speaker 1: when I flew and she was I was like, do 425 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: you know what time we land? She goes, We're only 426 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,840 Speaker 1: gonna miss forty five minutes of the game and then 427 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,520 Speaker 1: we'll see our girl when we land, meaning you, I can't. 428 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: How sweet is that? I love her? I know, Oh 429 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,440 Speaker 1: my gosh, Okay, I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find 430 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: out her next flight I'll just but I'll just book 431 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,879 Speaker 1: a flight wherever she's going to Tampa. We're going to 432 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 1: Cabo the passport. Oh my gosh, that's great. That makes 433 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,399 Speaker 1: me really happy. Um okay, so that was your flight, 434 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:09,120 Speaker 1: which is always good to have an enjoyable experience. Sam's 435 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,280 Speaker 1: the weirdo guy. Um let's see what else on our 436 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:15,840 Speaker 1: list of things to do? Oh god, rat a tat tat. 437 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,199 Speaker 1: I gotta fill you in. So last night you and 438 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,840 Speaker 1: I were testing. You were on the Calm Down podcast. 439 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,520 Speaker 1: I g and how cute are you? How's your coming along? 440 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,960 Speaker 1: Because you were saying that you might have one coming. Um, 441 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,119 Speaker 1: it has come down a little bit. There's still uh 442 00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: it's like, well, unfortunately it's not like Hurricane Ian. It 443 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,280 Speaker 1: Uh it could turn into the Gulf or it could 444 00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,400 Speaker 1: turn back into my skin. So I don't know. I'll 445 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,600 Speaker 1: keep you guys updated. There's updates coming out, much like 446 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:45,120 Speaker 1: the National Hurricane Center. Every okay, stop touching it. Um 447 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,480 Speaker 1: the So you were so cute and and documenting that, 448 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:54,240 Speaker 1: and I came. I like, so I always walked the 449 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,240 Speaker 1: dogs at night in a certain area. Sometimes it gets 450 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,159 Speaker 1: dark when I buy myself. If Steve not here, I 451 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,760 Speaker 1: don't really want to go out there by himself. Even 452 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:02,200 Speaker 1: with the ash like and even with Kujo one and two, 453 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: I'm still like, I don't really want to like wander 454 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,560 Speaker 1: the alleys at night. Okay, So with good reason, I 455 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 1: let them go out in the front and then I'll 456 00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: it'll get cleaned up later. Fine, fine, Fine. I'm standing 457 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,280 Speaker 1: there at the front door waiting for them to go 458 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Willis comes back with a dead rat 459 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,520 Speaker 1: that has been dried up for god knows how long 460 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:27,359 Speaker 1: in his mouth, drops it in front of me Is 461 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,720 Speaker 1: to say like, look, look what I found disgusting. This 462 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,879 Speaker 1: thing is so dried up. It looked like astronaut food, 463 00:22:34,119 --> 00:22:36,880 Speaker 1: you know, when they're like this is pancakes and it's 464 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,719 Speaker 1: like a dice step little that was so dried up, 465 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,040 Speaker 1: going disgusting, And my first thought was like I was like, 466 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: oh a mouse. This was a fucking rat. There's no way. 467 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: The tail was like this long on the thing. And 468 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:51,000 Speaker 1: now at this point I'm like, thank god, because usually 469 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,480 Speaker 1: I'll just leave the door open. I wonder if you 470 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: would have come in the house with that, And I 471 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,560 Speaker 1: was like, nope, turnaround, mr, you are going right back out. 472 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,639 Speaker 1: Put that thing where you found it. He drops it 473 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,520 Speaker 1: in front of me, and so now that until this morning, 474 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 1: I couldn't even do it. Last night, I couldn't even 475 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,960 Speaker 1: like fling it over whatever. So now I have to 476 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,040 Speaker 1: dispose of it because it's still on the side yard, 477 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: and I think I have some ideas. Was so proud, 478 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 1: so disgusting, but grows. I don't need the dead rat 479 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 1: in your mouth as you care. And here's the thing, 480 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,159 Speaker 1: like I don't let my dog. I don't like the 481 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,520 Speaker 1: inadvertent like, okay, lick your face because they love you 482 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,360 Speaker 1: when they haven't seen you in a while. But I'm 483 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,959 Speaker 1: not into the licking of the face and the whole thing. 484 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,160 Speaker 1: And I'm like Willis, I'm sorry, Like you need to 485 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,840 Speaker 1: get your teeth brushed, go to the groomer tomorrow and 486 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,880 Speaker 1: clean your act up. Which, by the way, they're getting 487 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 1: dropped off here in about two minutes, so you'll see 488 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,200 Speaker 1: if let's see what he comes in with it this time. 489 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 1: God only knows a possum. What a guy. He loves 490 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,359 Speaker 1: you that much, mom No, he saved up all his 491 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: allowance and brought me a rat. Well that's more more 492 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,320 Speaker 1: than my exploy friends. But yeah, that is so disgusting. 493 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,919 Speaker 1: It's just crossing off the list. Um, how's Jared the 494 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:57,719 Speaker 1: other day on the I podcast, which by the way, 495 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,159 Speaker 1: Aaron is very active on and she's so good about us. 496 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: Jarrett and you were having a time and he was 497 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:09,400 Speaker 1: in the bathtubs no water go. But we also, he's 498 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,000 Speaker 1: gonna kill me for saying this. I told my parents this. 499 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 1: So we were having a week at our house where 500 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,640 Speaker 1: that you you all have been there. Garage Stward isn't open. 501 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,640 Speaker 1: You can't get the cars out. Um, there's a gas 502 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 1: gas there wasn't gas or what happened? We got new 503 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,399 Speaker 1: with our gas. We're good. It wasn't our house. It 504 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:35,679 Speaker 1: was somebody else. Okay, guys, we're good. Meters come, everybody's fine. Um. 505 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 1: And then what else happened? Oh yeah, I we got 506 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 1: new finally, Um, shower head rain and whatever because I 507 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 1: had rested up. So I've been so excited to get 508 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,320 Speaker 1: those because ours were so coated over with RUSS that 509 00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,960 Speaker 1: like three were working and four was going, you know, 510 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: one way, and it was like you step aside to 511 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,640 Speaker 1: shave your legs, but you're still like getting squirted by 512 00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,000 Speaker 1: the random like spout. You're like Oh my god, enough 513 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,280 Speaker 1: is enough and made me to replay. Yeah, so limestone 514 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: calcium to I mean, we're growing like a whole thing. 515 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: I'm sure it was great for my color. Forget this 516 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:09,879 Speaker 1: the heat and the sun. What was that doing in 517 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:13,440 Speaker 1: my color? Um? So we got those installed and then 518 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,960 Speaker 1: I went to go take a shower and there's no 519 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:20,240 Speaker 1: hot water. So when they did something they turned the 520 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,120 Speaker 1: hot water. We thought it was broken. All they did 521 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 1: was turn it off, and it was I don't know 522 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 1: if you guys have ever seen Money Pit, it is 523 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,240 Speaker 1: one of the funniest breaking movies ever in the world. 524 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,200 Speaker 1: With Tom Hanks Shelly Long. There's a part where he's 525 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,119 Speaker 1: trying to repair the stairs and she comes in with 526 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 1: ship all over her face and he goes, hey, what's 527 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,800 Speaker 1: that on your face? And she's like, the ceiling it 528 00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 1: seems to be coming down in the other bedroom. And 529 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,200 Speaker 1: he's like, well, I'll get to that in a minute. 530 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:47,240 Speaker 1: I only have two hands, okay, okay, like and so 531 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: we just did this whole thing. So then I called 532 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:51,840 Speaker 1: Jared because he was dealing with something else, and I 533 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: was like, we don't have hot water. So he just 534 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 1: came and he sat and laid in the bathtub was 535 00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 1: over it. But that was after he got a phone 536 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: call from his financial person and because I guess taxes 537 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,520 Speaker 1: are due or the extension or something for business tax 538 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:12,320 Speaker 1: like oh hi, Daisy too, yeah in your walk? Where's willis? 539 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 1: Is he carrying in a dinner? Oh? My god? But 540 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,440 Speaker 1: with this his taxes, he forgotten two of his places 541 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,439 Speaker 1: that gets paid that they weren't taking taxes. So he 542 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:26,359 Speaker 1: has a lump sum he has to pack. And he 543 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,480 Speaker 1: was like, I'm sweating through my shirt. And I just said, babe, 544 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:32,359 Speaker 1: it's okay, we'll get it fixed and then it's fine, 545 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,480 Speaker 1: just pay it and the next time around we won't. 546 00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 1: And I said, how about I take you to dinner? 547 00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:41,400 Speaker 1: And he goes dinner. We can't dinner, Like we can 548 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:48,639 Speaker 1: afford dinner. We have a gift certificate too, And I'm like, pizza, pizza, 549 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:52,080 Speaker 1: You're fine, settled down? Okay, I know that little season 550 00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,720 Speaker 1: from Matthews around here somewhere is there a code we 551 00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:07,840 Speaker 1: can use? Swipe up? Hey, y'all? I admittingly I told 552 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:11,199 Speaker 1: her Kelly Stafford's Instagram, you guys, is so amazing. She 553 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,240 Speaker 1: does these ads and she saves all the money and 554 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,960 Speaker 1: she donates them and she does incredible things with it. 555 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,239 Speaker 1: She'll buy tickets like for the NFC Championship game last year, 556 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: for people that couldn't afford it the of the game, 557 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: and we're huge RAMS fans. She is a true angel 558 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,239 Speaker 1: on Earth. Her ads make me laugh so hard. If 559 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,520 Speaker 1: you guys don't follow her, you have to also follow 560 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 1: the Morning after that. I'm not Kelly's agent, but I 561 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,480 Speaker 1: just love her so much. Her Morning After down down, 562 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,399 Speaker 1: but she um. She does these ads that are so great, 563 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 1: and I admittingly I don't know if it shows how 564 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,959 Speaker 1: many times you've watched them, but I will be up 565 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:48,520 Speaker 1: into like ten twelve times I've watched this, just cracking up, 566 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 1: Hi Daisy. She doesn't mean to be so funny because 567 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,520 Speaker 1: she's being so natural and real, but she ends up 568 00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:58,119 Speaker 1: just cracking us up. Like yesterday, she was so sweet 569 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,639 Speaker 1: while she was watching the game. She had she know 570 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,159 Speaker 1: had to wear on and she had a sweatshirt on 571 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,000 Speaker 1: that was where and she just said, houses the mass 572 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: kids are a mask. My hair is a mass. Haven't showered, 573 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,800 Speaker 1: but I'm in my wear and I'm just like, she 574 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: just can't even make it up. She's a tent she's 575 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,520 Speaker 1: also I love that she treats his matthew. She says, 576 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,360 Speaker 1: wolf with like his old pictures when he was like 577 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,880 Speaker 1: when he used to way more because he's like bro 578 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,960 Speaker 1: I got into the carp She wrote wolf on a 579 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:30,639 Speaker 1: picture of him. It's stopod um okay wait, mother of four, 580 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:41,600 Speaker 1: mother of four exactly wait what was gonna say though? 581 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,840 Speaker 1: After before that tangent about how did we love Kelly 582 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,640 Speaker 1: my house? Oh gosh, okay. So the shower. So the 583 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,600 Speaker 1: showerhead situation I wanted to talk about. This seems like 584 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: it's going to go down an inappropriate rabbit hole here, 585 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 1: but it's not. The whoa. The showerheads here in California 586 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,280 Speaker 1: are regulated. So the first time that Steve took a 587 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,520 Speaker 1: shower in my in my shower, he goes, WHOA, this 588 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,200 Speaker 1: bad water pressure. I was like, well, you're judging the 589 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,480 Speaker 1: water pressure in my house? Like, oh sorry, and he 590 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: was like yeah, exactly exactly Niagara Falls. I was like, 591 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 1: He's like, I got something for you. So he goes 592 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,240 Speaker 1: back to his house, he unscrews the shower head, brings 593 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: it over, puts it on mine. Oh my god, it's 594 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,600 Speaker 1: like a Swedish massage. I mean, I thought I had 595 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,760 Speaker 1: just done cupping. I got out of there, those freaking 596 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:32,120 Speaker 1: marks all down my back on the show, it was 597 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,840 Speaker 1: hazy because I'm gonna tell you so California, if and 598 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:39,120 Speaker 1: on like an Amazon link or any of the shower 599 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,920 Speaker 1: heads you want to buy in California, they don't because 600 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 1: water conservation, which is important. I have astrotur out on 601 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,760 Speaker 1: my lawn, Okay, not real grass, so I'm not watering 602 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,560 Speaker 1: that bad boy out there. So this is where I 603 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,360 Speaker 1: need it. I need more in the shower less in 604 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,160 Speaker 1: the yard. They won't sell you a shower head that 605 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,320 Speaker 1: comes out that fast because they want to conserve water. 606 00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,800 Speaker 1: I get it, it's very important. So this guy had 607 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,560 Speaker 1: his dad by one in Atlanta and ship it to 608 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 1: him because no water regulations in Atlanta. So you've got 609 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,880 Speaker 1: to outsource this thing. So if you want good water pressure, 610 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,240 Speaker 1: you can't buy any shower head in the state of California. 611 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: You better call in some favors. You better hope your 612 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,480 Speaker 1: neighbor doesn't hear this, because not only is she trying 613 00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,440 Speaker 1: to screw up like whatever she's doing with your fence, 614 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:19,600 Speaker 1: now she's gonna freaking turn you over. Can you get 615 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: arrested for this for showerheads. No, I mean your water pressure. Well, 616 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 1: you know what, someone can send that gas meter guy 617 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: over here and his friend from the water company and 618 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,480 Speaker 1: we can show how much water I don't use out 619 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480 Speaker 1: in the yard and how I'm using it in the shower. 620 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 1: It's a washed and now I'm better washed and even cleaner. 621 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 1: So I'll flip that underwear inside out three more times 622 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,200 Speaker 1: because I am clean, clean, clean, clean clean. That what 623 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:48,000 Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't it is? We don't know what 624 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,000 Speaker 1: she's referring to. Check out podcasts thirty nine. I don't know, 625 00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: you know, the one that Vince Vaughn wasn't on. So yeah, 626 00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 1: either way, it uh, it's changed my life. This water 627 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,680 Speaker 1: pressure is unbelievable. Oh yeah, what do you think. I 628 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: had to take my extensions out. The water pressure was 629 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,760 Speaker 1: so much that they're ripping them out of my head. 630 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:07,320 Speaker 1: I can't have anything in there. This is crazy, you guys. 631 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:08,760 Speaker 1: I think we're all at a time, which is such 632 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,120 Speaker 1: a bummer because I could go on and on. Well, 633 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,120 Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to finish up one more thing. 634 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:17,200 Speaker 1: We can't just bring up topics and not get Netflix net. 635 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,760 Speaker 1: I'll say that no wonder they don't hire me Netwich. 636 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: This Netflix thing recently watched what are you talking about? Video? Anyways? 637 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:33,280 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I got I'll get you. Um. 638 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 1: So Netflix has this thing and I'm going to start 639 00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,239 Speaker 1: a new segment much Steve Chagrine even though he doesn't care. 640 00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,600 Speaker 1: This guy is so great, he doesn't care what I 641 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,720 Speaker 1: say about him. I could give his you know, prostate 642 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,479 Speaker 1: exam on here and he's like, great podcast, not listening. 643 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 1: So but I think his I think his I think Kathy, 644 00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:53,000 Speaker 1: his sweet mother's listening. So Kathy I had okay getting 645 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:57,440 Speaker 1: back to the recently watched part of Netflix. So we 646 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: were talking about it earlier on the pregame. Who said 647 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,760 Speaker 1: this was going to be a good idea because if 648 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,000 Speaker 1: you're just starting dating somewhere is this I'm going to 649 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:09,680 Speaker 1: tell you. You know, it's like looking at your history 650 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: and your thank you you're basically saying, hey, check out 651 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:16,080 Speaker 1: my h Safari history. No one needs to see that. 652 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 1: Clear all histories, because there's weird questions that I need 653 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:21,120 Speaker 1: answers to sometimes, and it's sometimes it's not even for me, 654 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,840 Speaker 1: like what is that? What is that bump on your 655 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,720 Speaker 1: inner thigh? That was Who's the same was for me? 656 00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,800 Speaker 1: Maybe I was looking it up for a friend. I 657 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:31,480 Speaker 1: don't know. It wasn't mind Fitzpatrick exactly, Shaggy, it wasn't me. 658 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 1: So on Netflix it says continue watching, and so sometimes 659 00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,600 Speaker 1: like I'll come home and like there's these weird shows 660 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: that are there. I'm like, so continue watching How to 661 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 1: Get Away with Murder or whatever these things are, And 662 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, who said this was a good idea to 663 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 1: display what people have been watching, Especially if you're not 664 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,160 Speaker 1: that close with someone, You go over to a friend's house, 665 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:51,640 Speaker 1: maybe you watch weird Ship and you go pull up, Hey, 666 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 1: you want to watch that new episode of whatever on Netflix, 667 00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:58,280 Speaker 1: and then you you're checking out what everyone's watching weird. 668 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,120 Speaker 1: It's the same way that oh you made me watch 669 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,600 Speaker 1: in Montana that was such bad acting and they were 670 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,120 Speaker 1: having so yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that sex show 671 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 1: that m It was all the rage. So forget what 672 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,160 Speaker 1: the name the name of it was, but you guys know, 673 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,200 Speaker 1: if what I'm talking about, it was the hot Wife. 674 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:16,479 Speaker 1: She's like stuck in suburbia. So then she ends up 675 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,960 Speaker 1: hooking back up with her old boyfriend and like Aaron 676 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,760 Speaker 1: was not into it. And she had kids, and Aaron 677 00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:22,440 Speaker 1: did in the personation of the five year old, and 678 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:28,840 Speaker 1: she was actually again move sex life. I think it's 679 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:32,760 Speaker 1: what it's called. Wait, can we talk about something that 680 00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,360 Speaker 1: keep and if we have to make this too, doesn't care. 681 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,440 Speaker 1: I have a lot more to say. Okay, go ahead, first, 682 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:43,880 Speaker 1: this is my final thing, top Gun. Final counts great. Okay, yeah, okay. 683 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 1: The action cards were amazing. But here's my issue. The 684 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: I get it was like a blockbuster. We're so excited 685 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,520 Speaker 1: the music comes back on. There were some parts of 686 00:33:55,600 --> 00:34:00,800 Speaker 1: that movie where the acting was horrific. I mean, you 687 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:03,840 Speaker 1: can do it, Pete. You always have done it. They'll 688 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,640 Speaker 1: always look up, what the funk are we doing? Like, 689 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,799 Speaker 1: just get me back on that jet or whatever you're 690 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: flying and let's go shoot some bombs. I mean, like 691 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,799 Speaker 1: the bad guys down. But you've got it, Pete, I 692 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,840 Speaker 1: forgot his name was Pete. Just call him mab or Maverick. 693 00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 1: Why are we calling him Pete? Like and and and 694 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,040 Speaker 1: Jennifer Cowley's character is made up. She wasn't even around 695 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,040 Speaker 1: and we're supposed to act like we knew her from 696 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,200 Speaker 1: part one. I barely remember. The only thing I remember 697 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,960 Speaker 1: is a French kiss. I don't remember much and talk 698 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,760 Speaker 1: to me goose. But you've got it, Pete. You've always 699 00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,840 Speaker 1: figured out, like, what are we doing? So? Aaron Maverick 700 00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:44,479 Speaker 1: a thumbs down from the Cisco and Ebert review, one 701 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,759 Speaker 1: rotten tomato. No, I thought it was great. The ending 702 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 1: was amazing. I thought the ending I was like, I 703 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,239 Speaker 1: thought they were gonna die. WHOA, Sorry if you haven't 704 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:55,440 Speaker 1: seen it like that, she says, ship. So have you 705 00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:58,680 Speaker 1: guys heard of this Titanic? It sinks. Sorry to spoil 706 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,440 Speaker 1: the ending for you, but yeah, so to bring it 707 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,840 Speaker 1: back inverted dive with a big twenty eight. She's not 708 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,080 Speaker 1: a fan, okay of the sequel, that's fine, but let's 709 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: bring it back to the race. You're watching things on 710 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,279 Speaker 1: the on the Netflix. They shouldn't be advertising that. This 711 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,600 Speaker 1: is my rant about things that should be posted that 712 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,600 Speaker 1: no one needs to know. Who are these people on 713 00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,719 Speaker 1: venmo that want me to know that you vend mood 714 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,440 Speaker 1: someone for tacos or a girl's night or a manny 715 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:27,880 Speaker 1: petty or U the middle Finger? Why is this public? 716 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: Why is that ever an option that I want to 717 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: know that you split a pedicure with your friend Susan, Okay, 718 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,560 Speaker 1: I don't need to know. Just send the money without 719 00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 1: the details. I don't need the emojis. I don't need 720 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: to figure out what we're sending over there. It's so 721 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,040 Speaker 1: fucking weird. I literally had to send money and I 722 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,920 Speaker 1: got a I saw a scrolled up and saw Tah 723 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,359 Speaker 1: with a middle finger. Okay, so obviously it's a bills fans. 724 00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,799 Speaker 1: So then we're paying off bets on there. You know 725 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:52,400 Speaker 1: you were you guys are worried about my show to 726 00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:55,400 Speaker 1: uh to. I was giving a middle finger. I was like, 727 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,560 Speaker 1: I thought it was really religious. I don't see him 728 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,600 Speaker 1: doing that. Wait are you are you? Are you on 729 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,760 Speaker 1: the same conversation or plan. I'm following two is Venmo 730 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:08,600 Speaker 1: because you can see people that are in your context contacts. 731 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,800 Speaker 1: And he gave a middle finger and sent some money. 732 00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,440 Speaker 1: I was like, he's una defeated. Why is he giving 733 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,840 Speaker 1: anyone in the middle thing? My god, somebody grab a 734 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,680 Speaker 1: map and follow along, drop a pin because we are 735 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,279 Speaker 1: off the reservation here she is she has taken a 736 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,359 Speaker 1: left turn, Grab a Thomas Guide and get back on 737 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:29,560 Speaker 1: the fucking main road here. No, somebody obviously bet whatever 738 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:33,040 Speaker 1: against their friend and they lost anyways, so Venmo, take 739 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,040 Speaker 1: off the details. I don't care what people are paying 740 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,959 Speaker 1: for Netflix, take off the recently watch, and I'm gonna 741 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 1: tell you something else too that I'm not interested in doing. 742 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,160 Speaker 1: When I say to you, I'm gonna show you a 743 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,680 Speaker 1: picture and you're standing next to me, don't be looking 744 00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,840 Speaker 1: as I scroll through the phone to find the said 745 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,440 Speaker 1: picture from four months ago, because I'm gonna scroll pass 746 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 1: things that maybe you should or you shouldn't see. What's 747 00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,560 Speaker 1: the hovering around? You know what I'm talking about? Like, 748 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:56,160 Speaker 1: let's say, if I say to you, I you I 749 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,200 Speaker 1: don't care. I can't stand hoverers anyways. I'm not a 750 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,920 Speaker 1: hover love her, you know what I mean. I hate hovers. 751 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,880 Speaker 1: We just had one at lunch. I said to Jared, 752 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,000 Speaker 1: could that guy I've gotten any closer? I felt like 753 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: his blips were on yours. It was too much back. 754 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: When you see me basically doing a back bend, that 755 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,879 Speaker 1: means I need you to take five steps back. Shit, 756 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,080 Speaker 1: not to be confused with one step forward and two 757 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,480 Speaker 1: steps back. No steps forward, Paula Abdul, keep it moving. 758 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,319 Speaker 1: And for those of you that are just joining us, 759 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,959 Speaker 1: it seems like we're bitching about everything. We love flight 760 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 1: attendants and Aaron tips a lot, so we are very 761 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,640 Speaker 1: nice and shower heads in the state of California. It's 762 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,960 Speaker 1: a big racket. Okay. Wait, so you know when you're 763 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,560 Speaker 1: standing next to someone and you're like, oh, I want 764 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,840 Speaker 1: to show you something, and then they're looking over and 765 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:41,880 Speaker 1: you're like okay, well and then you got to do 766 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:47,280 Speaker 1: the like move shoot, shoot, don't bother me. Gosh anyway, 767 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,759 Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what That's what I've enough to these days. 768 00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,880 Speaker 1: What about you? Calm down? Is right? We need to 769 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:56,200 Speaker 1: calm down? Is it hot in here? Is? This is tanning? Like? 770 00:37:56,640 --> 00:38:02,200 Speaker 1: And this watch? God, this is a broken mine are broken? 771 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,040 Speaker 1: How about when people ask what time it is when 772 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,040 Speaker 1: you're wearing a watch like this thing has never been set. 773 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,480 Speaker 1: This is ristualry. What are you talking about? This was 774 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,360 Speaker 1: a gift I got for my thirtieth birthday when I 775 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,480 Speaker 1: broke up with the guy. I actually took it back 776 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,120 Speaker 1: to the store and made sure that it was real 777 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:21,920 Speaker 1: because knowing this guy bra Joe Lent. Okay, guys, we 778 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,280 Speaker 1: are all out of time here on the Calm Down Podcast, 779 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,279 Speaker 1: And by that I mean I don't know what time 780 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:31,799 Speaker 1: it is enjoy it. Willis well, let's just here, guys, Will, 781 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,720 Speaker 1: let's just here. Oh God, look at him so proud. 782 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of 783 00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my heart Radio, 784 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,840 Speaker 1: visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever 785 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,239 Speaker 1: you get your podcasts.