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Speaker 1: It is time for your brand new second date update.

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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jewel in the morning. Still have to

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Speaker 1: get a winner for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving, though, we

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Speaker 1: do at the top of every hour six, seven, eight,

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Speaker 1: and nine. If your caller twenty five, you will win

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Speaker 1: one thousand dollars. I know we do at the top

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Speaker 1: of every hour. And now it's seven thirties, so a

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Speaker 1: little bit past that point, and we've had somebody on

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Speaker 1: hold wondering if they're caller twenty five for quite a while.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna pick her up and see if she's

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Speaker 1: still there, Lassipa, are you still on hold? Yes? I

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Speaker 1: am still on haul. How's it going? What have you

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Speaker 1: been doing while you've been hanging out on hold? That's

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Speaker 1: a little thousand dollars? So you want to win a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars for a thousand dollars Thanksgiving? Really bad? Huh? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Very bad? I keep calling every day, Yes, questions sits

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Speaker 1: on hold for a half an hour. Let me ask

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Speaker 1: you a question, lassie. Do you listen to the show

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Speaker 1: a lot? Or are you just calling to win a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars? You heard about it from somebody? I listen

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Speaker 1: every day thank you. Okay, I don't know if I

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Speaker 1: believe you. What do you likes most about the show?

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Speaker 1: I like Phone Tap and that second day apted. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what else do you like? Though? I like you too,

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Speaker 1: You're so funny. Oh yes, If you're gonna say things

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Speaker 1: like that, Lassy Pie, might as well tell you that

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Speaker 1: your caller twenty five. Congratulations, you won one thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: LASSI po. Are you there? Yeah? Yeah, congratulations, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: You're welcome. Are you looking forward to the second date update? Now?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, if you're not, Yeah, she wants her money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll give you the money money. But it's time for

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Speaker 1: the second date Update two. Okay, okay, cool, hang on.

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Speaker 1: Your next chance to win a thousand dollars is at

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock. You're doing at the top of every hour

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Speaker 1: six seven, eight nine. If you call her twenty five,

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Speaker 1: you will win one thousand dollars. Now it's time for

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Speaker 1: your second date Update two point five Rooking Jebels Second

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Speaker 1: date update. The guy on the phone for a second

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Speaker 1: date update today doesn't even necessarily need a second date

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Speaker 1: out of this whole thing. He just needs to talk

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Speaker 1: to the girl because Johnny, which is the name of

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Speaker 1: the guy on the phone for a second date update

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Speaker 1: today ruined everything, not just with the girl he wants

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Speaker 1: to call today, but like his entire friend group. Johnny,

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Speaker 1: how are you well. I'm okay. I'm just hoping I

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Speaker 1: didn't actually ruin everything. Oh, you ruined everything? Trust me.

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Speaker 1: I read your email. You ruined everything your words? Yes,

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Speaker 1: those were my words, Johnny, I read your email. Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much for agreeing to do the second date

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Speaker 1: update today. Why don't you tell everybody what your issue is? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So me and Marissa, let's calling about. We've been friends

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Speaker 1: for like five years, being like a kind of the

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Speaker 1: same friend group, and you know, it's like we're really friends.

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Speaker 1: Like we've never really like had a crush on each

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Speaker 1: other or anything that you know, we'd like playful flirt,

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Speaker 1: you know, like what other friends are around, but it's

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Speaker 1: never like, you know, there's nothing to it. There's never

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Speaker 1: or we were at leaks you'll see. So you know,

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Speaker 1: the funny thing is like during all this time, one

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Speaker 1: time with somebody else. That was all part of it.

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Speaker 1: And so a little while back, we're just hanging out

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Speaker 1: with other friends and we're both single at this time,

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Speaker 1: and I guess over the course of the night there

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Speaker 1: some kind of tension going on. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: many times does this happened to me, Johnny, where I've

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Speaker 1: gotten drunk around some of my single friends and then

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Speaker 1: I don't have any single girl friends, by the way.

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Speaker 1: It's always too but it always works out fine for

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Speaker 1: me after everything. And I'm guessing that's not what happened, though.

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Speaker 1: That is not what happened, you know. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: honestly one of my buddies who kind of it's kind

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Speaker 1: we're just going at it. Were you excited about that

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Speaker 1: but things happened. Yeah had you had you ever imagined

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Speaker 1: the reality of what actually happened is, uh, it's much

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Speaker 1: She won't even talk to you now, So that's how

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Speaker 1: I always know it's a successful night. That's why I

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Speaker 1: But the next morning was really awkward. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 1: I've had my share of awkward mornings. But I was

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Speaker 1: just like, hey, do you want to go to brunch,

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Speaker 1: she's like no. I was like, do you want to

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Speaker 1: So I did. There's no good bye kiss then, right,

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Speaker 1: No goodbye kick would have been more in the mood

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Speaker 1: of things. So what's happened since then? How many times

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Speaker 1: have you tried to get a hold of her? Like,

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Speaker 1: in last week and a half, I've tried, I think

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Speaker 1: like four times. Yeah, it's clearly bad, and I'm talking

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Speaker 1: she responded to you at all? Not at all? Now? Okay,

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Speaker 1: so your friend text bubbles that pop up someone sending

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Speaker 1: typing on I message. You know, Like, I've told you

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Speaker 1: a lot already, so I'll just keep being honest. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, what's what's going on? Do you feel

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't know if they think I did

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling you. Guys. Well, I guarantee if

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Speaker 1: And yeah, I just want to know what's going on.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and

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Speaker 1: get your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. You're welcome. Hold on rooking Tubile

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Speaker 1: in the morning update, Johnny is on the phone with

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Speaker 1: us to do a second date update today. And Johnny

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Speaker 1: is a very bad friend. I mean very bad. He's

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Speaker 1: He doesn't heat Johnny, Well, I may have already gotten one.

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Speaker 1: But about being bad, The reason that I say that

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Speaker 1: maybe salvage their friendship. Her name is Marissa. Are you

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Speaker 1: about ready to give her a call? Johnny? As ready

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Speaker 1: as I'll ever be. I mean, I've heard about these

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Speaker 1: things before. Sometimes friendships don't come back from this kind

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Speaker 1: Maybe all of your other friends have stopped talking to

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Speaker 1: Thought about that, Johnny, You know that thought hasn't crossed

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Speaker 1: of her right now, get her on the phone and

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Speaker 1: all right, thanks, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Marissa? Please? This is Marissa. How

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Speaker 1: are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. I'm sorry, this is who Jebil from Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. The radio show a radio show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing today? I'm okay? Isn't The reason

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Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update. Johnny emailed us about you.

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Speaker 1: He told us all about your night together and that

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Speaker 1: told them about what happened. He did. He told us

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Speaker 1: He didn't go into any more detail than that. Everything

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Speaker 1: But he didn't tell us anything more. He just said

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Speaker 1: I mean, what an aole like. I hope that my

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Speaker 1: some of them do, but it's not like I want

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Speaker 1: this information broadcast literally over the radio. He didn't give

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Speaker 1: us any information about what happened at your place. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it just too weird? It is weird, but I mean

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Speaker 1: You know what, I have very explicit words for you

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Speaker 1: And if you want a second date update, all you

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Speaker 1: at Moving nine to five dot com. We will call

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