WEBVTT - Jimmy Pardo Disobeys Bridger 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:15.760 Well, I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:22.160 When you're a guest in my home, you gotta come 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:28.880 to me empty. And I said, no, guests, You're own presences. 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:30.160 Presents enough. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:35.960 I already had too much stuff, So how do you 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.240 dare to survey me? 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:53.920 Welcome to? I said, no gifts. I'm Bridgard Wineger. We 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.040 are in the backyard. The police are roaring around the city. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:01:01.280 The neighbors recently stopped mowing their law on the local 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:05.160 elementary has stopped whatever noise they were making. Whoever was 0:01:05.240 --> 0:01:09.320 screaming has stopped screaming. But you know, there's gonna be 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:12.760 a you know, a bevy of noises, a cornucopia of 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:17.080 noises today, and that's fine. Things a news since the 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:21.119 last podcast, the bug bites, the mysterious bug bites turned 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:25.399 out to be nothing. I've been on vacation and I 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.760 think that's oh. And we're not on strike anymore, at 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.760 least the Writer's Guild, which is incredible. What a feeling, 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:35.680 What an absolute feeling. I'm flying And I love today's guest. 0:01:35.760 --> 0:01:38.240 I really adore this man. It's Jimmy Pardo. 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:41.280 Jimmy. Welcome to. I said no gift. Thank you for 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:42.960 having men I can. 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.399 I it seems like you talk very openly about things 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:48.920 in your life. I'm gonna shaw only so that I 0:01:48.960 --> 0:01:50.440 can get this out of my head. Let's say, so 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:54.080 that I don't then regret leaving here by not saying this. Okay, 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:56.720 you mentioned you had some flooding. Oh, and I still 0:01:56.760 --> 0:01:58.560 just steamed roll into what I wanted to talk about. 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.760 And I feel so guilty about that that I want 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:02.760 to let you know that I did. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.480 I heard you, and I and I feel awfully for 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:06.480 you that you had some flooding. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.920 I'm glad you just blew past it, because, for you know, 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:13.480 from January till the end of March, the beginning of 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:16.480 this podcast was me just essentially complaining about my home 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:20.040 being full of water. And I've told everyone within your 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:23.480 shot my house is flooding. So it kind of feels 0:02:23.560 --> 0:02:25.480 nice for someone to just be like, let's talk about 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:26.480 the sink in the bathroom. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:28.520 I well, I was so thrilled to see that sink. 0:02:28.600 --> 0:02:30.360 You know that, as we've talked about all the it, 0:02:30.600 --> 0:02:33.160 I did not again, I for my own peace of mind, 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:34.920 did not want the Did. 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.360 You get a some pump? How did you get rid 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.120 of the You talked about some pumps. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:41.200 That's uh, how do you know about some Well. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:44.880 I grew up in where we had a basement in 0:02:45.120 --> 0:02:47.800 the suburbs of Chicago, and so I think every house 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:48.600 had a some pump. 0:02:48.800 --> 0:02:52.240 Okay, some pump. Yeah. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:54.760 I think it's a sump pump, s ump, Yeah, I 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.040 think so. I think it's one of those things that 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:58.040 you kind of just mumble and hope that people just 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:01.480 sort of everybody's talking. Yeah, exactly, but we. 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:04.120 Would hear it occasionally, like it would do its own work. 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:09.040 A little robot essentially that recognizes when water is there. Yeah, 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.160 we left a hole where the work was done in 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.320 case we need one next winter. We're gonna we did 0:03:14.360 --> 0:03:17.400 some work. Blah blah blah. They left a hole, and 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.720 they're like, well, if this work doesn't happen, it doesn't work. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:21.040 Get the sun pump. 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:21.560 Okay. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.360 I'm praying to God that I don't have more flooding 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:29.720 because I emotionally, I mean, I'm hanging by a thread 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.679 at all times. Whenever it starts raining, I'm so tense. 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.200 It feels like my back is going to break. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:34.600 Ye. 0:03:34.960 --> 0:03:38.840 So, so that hurricane that we were we were warned about, 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.680 which is really was just a bad storm, bad storm 0:03:41.720 --> 0:03:42.120 and one. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.040 For us to be aware of. But uh, did that 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:45.840 bring any flooding? 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:46.400 It didn't. 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:47.680 But then that's a wind. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.760 Well, but it was only raining for what what would 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:50.400 you say, a day? 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:54.280 Yeah, but a day of heavy rain. 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.080 Yeah, but last winter it was like a week of 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:57.440 the rain. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:03:58.640 That is true. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.120 So until it's rained for four forty eight hours straight, 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.760 I'm not I'm not gonna count on anything, Okay. And 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.119 the big fear now is you know my boyfriend Jim 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:11.120 I do know Jimmyla. Yes, he's gonna he will be 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:14.560 living in New York during the winter, and so I'm 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:15.280 gonna be here alone. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:19.000 Oh no, just kind of uh waiting around ankle deep 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:19.400 in water. 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:23.440 Yeah, and I'm not strong enough. It requires two people. 0:04:23.720 --> 0:04:27.919 I who knows what's gonna happen to me? It's really 0:04:28.200 --> 0:04:30.760 I might have to bring a lodger in or something, 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:34.440 have somebody come stay with me. What would you use lodger? 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:37.200 A lodger, Yeah, someone who kind of just lodges in 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:37.880 the house. You know. 0:04:38.120 --> 0:04:40.200 Yes, I've never I've never heard that word before, nor 0:04:40.240 --> 0:04:41.800 have I heard it used in that context. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:45.120 Uh. We what would we call them growing up? 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.520 I'm let mean, before we get deep into this thing, 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:52.640 I'm on a medication that is affecting my memory, oh interest, 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:57.280 which is great for comedy and if we're doing a 0:04:57.440 --> 0:05:00.440 a an experiment on my my word when cast never 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:01.240 not funny? 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.839 Where in September I did not take prevision. 0:05:04.480 --> 0:05:07.080 Okay, and we kept track of how many times I 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.000 could not remember something right, And starting October first, I'm 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:10.920 gonna start prevision. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:13.920 Okay, you're familiar with what does it? What is that off? 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:15.840 It's a it's an over to counter thing which I'm 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:19.159 ninety nine percent sure of snake oil. I'm sure it's nothing, 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:22.120 but you know what, why not for the fun of 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:25.000 the show, I'll take this pill and one off. All 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:30.760 of a sudden I remember everything like but so so 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:34.440 I don't remember the word of somebody that would like 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:37.719 Phonsie with the Cunninghams was a oh he. 0:05:37.800 --> 0:05:40.120 Was like or like Charles Well, Charles in charge was 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:43.640 the babysitter or whatever the bass. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.599 Like when you have a oh, bills are tough. We're 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.239 taking on a you use the word lodger, A renter 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:54.960 no like uh not at larger, but but a there's 0:05:55.000 --> 0:06:00.200 a great word for this. Wow show I ruined your day. 0:06:00.400 --> 0:06:03.080 I mean, God, bless you. My memory is just shot 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:05.359 and I'm not on a medication that affects my memory. 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:08.039 So is your question? Yeah, did you get did you 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:10.080 have the COVID? Did you have COVID? 0:06:10.200 --> 0:06:13.200 They're claiming that COVID can also be something that affects 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:13.680 your memory. 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.960 Of course I've heard this, I've had I know people 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:17.279 who've this has happened to. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.240 My memory was shot before you already had trouble. So 0:06:21.560 --> 0:06:23.159 you're young. Why would why? 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:25.839 I don't know what's wrong with my brain. Maybe it's 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.160 too much caffeine consumption. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:28.400 Do you think that has something to do with it? 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.680 Because I drink a lot of can it made it 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.599 very personal? Yeah? 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.400 I mean you've got a cox ever right there. I 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:38.360 just had two coffees. I'm just rattled. But that's got 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:40.520 to be the only thing that's that's the only unnatural 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:42.719 thing in my life. Or I was just cursed with 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:43.359 a bad brain. 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:44.440 Could be that. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.440 I will say I have a good memory for like 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:51.080 minor details that are worthless in the past. Yes, anything 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:55.160 that I need to actually count on, forget it. So 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:59.320 provision is that what it's called provision, prevision, in vision. 0:06:59.440 --> 0:07:01.000 What is pre supposed to. 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:01.240 Do for this? 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.760 Supposed to improve your memory? And according to their commercials, 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:06.279 Oh okay, yeah, it's not gonna make it worse. 0:07:06.320 --> 0:07:08.080 Who would take a pill to make their memory worse? 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:10.640 I thought you were saying you were taking prevision and 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:13.160 the side effect was memory loss. 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:16.520 No, No, I am not taking I don't. This is 0:07:16.560 --> 0:07:19.040 embarrassing and I'm not doing a hackey joke. I don't 0:07:19.080 --> 0:07:21.320 remember which medicine it is that I'm on that's affecting 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.920 my memory. I take a lot of pills, right, and 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.160 for my various aches and pains that all came in 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:28.160 July twenty twenty. 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:29.880 I don't know what happened. Oh interesting. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.880 I think my body was just so tense being locked 0:07:31.960 --> 0:07:35.200 up that then it reacted in a way where everything 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:35.680 went wrong. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.160 And as of July twenty twenty, had you had COVID. 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:40.320 No I didn't get it until July twenty twenty two. 0:07:40.640 --> 0:07:43.240 Okay, so this was all just some other garbage going on. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.120 Oh, this was just again, I think just a stress 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:50.960 and tens of the lockdown and my body just did 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:53.680 not react. Well, I have to assume it was that 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.000 I'm not an expert, but they discovered that other than 0:07:57.040 --> 0:07:59.679 a bulging disc in my back, I really had nothing 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.080 wrong with me interest But that didn't stop me from 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:04.040 going to the ear about seven times seven? 0:08:04.200 --> 0:08:04.680 Is that true? 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:05.320 Minimum? 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:10.960 Seven times seven times? In between January of twenty twenty 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.880 and today, You've been to the er seven seven times. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.320 What are you saying to them? 0:08:16.560 --> 0:08:17.200 Like? What are you saying? 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:18.720 I would call in and I would tell them this 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:20.920 is what's happening, and they would do cat scans and 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:23.520 they would do MRIs and then they would go, well, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.560 mister Pardo, like we said two weeks ago, there's nothing 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:28.440 wrong with you. And I'd be like, awful, Oh okay, 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:31.480 Well I'm still laying here in the feedable position crying. 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:34.160 There's something wrong. I'm in pain. I didn't drive here 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:35.880 to say hello to you in the middle of a pandemic. 0:08:36.160 --> 0:08:39.040 No, you're hooked on the er. I'm sure there are 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:40.120 people that are hard cheers. 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:40.680 I was not. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:43.920 This is my cheers. My son does make fun of me. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:47.880 My son effect. Just yesterday, the pharmacist at the target 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:50.880 that we my pharmacist is in I walk past and 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.640 they go hello. It is a Pardo and my son 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:56.840 just thinks it's hysterical that my pharmacist says hello, even 0:08:56.880 --> 0:08:58.080 when I'm not getting anything. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:00.920 I feel like your pharmacists should know. It's so old fashioned. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.199 It is old fashion, but we don't even those times anymore. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.160 Well, you've made it your reality. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.000 Well when you're there as often as I am. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:11.319 So anyway, no prevision, Okay, starting October first, I started. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:14.680 That's the big experiment to see does it work? Commercial 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:16.960 claim it will work? Please let me know how this. 0:09:18.240 --> 0:09:19.880 So they have commercials. It's not like one of these 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.959 kind of crummy vitamins that like has no like market 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:27.920 place thing. It's like there's actually they're advertising this on TV. 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:29.040 My pillow guys. 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.160 So I mean, I don't know if that's it sort 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:31.920 of McDonald's. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.040 I invested my pillow. You know what, you sleep better. 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:39.120 The man has some good ideas. 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:41.280 Religiously literally everything about. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.520 This, everything about he really seeks to me. 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:46.320 Okay, prevision, I'm going to look into this. 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:47.360 It's not cheap. 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:48.400 Oh, it's not cheap. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.600 No, it's I think it's like fifty bucks a bottle. Oh, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.439 but you know what the show is, We're gonna the 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.560 show is going to pay for it. Okay, fantastic, it's 0:09:54.600 --> 0:09:58.520 a show expense and what what what if it works? 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.720 Oh, you'll let me know then, Yes, our lives are 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:03.360 both improved. I've got to find a drug for this 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.600 podcast to pay for. I wonder what that would be. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.080 Uh, well it could be this one said, I've got 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:12.120 a problem. But otherwise you're you're you look terrific. You've 0:10:12.120 --> 0:10:13.200 got to be in terrific health. 0:10:13.600 --> 0:10:16.439 I'm that's a good question. I mean, I will say, 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:19.480 due to eating two Berzil nuts a day, my cholesterol 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:20.000 is lowered. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:20.760 What do you about this? 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:23.600 What are you eating two brazil nuts a day? This 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.440 is the podcast For a long time, this is all 0:10:25.480 --> 0:10:27.680 I talked about. I stopped talking about. People were probably thrilled, 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:28.800 and now I'm talking about it again. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.480 Well, listen to because I'm so self avowed. I don't 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.719 listen to any other podcast except for my wife, bless you. 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:36.240 Uh and uh. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.080 I just I think it's because I've been doing it 0:10:39.120 --> 0:10:40.840 so long. I don't need to hear other people doing 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.000 what I'm doing. If that makes sense, that makes perfect sense. 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:44.079 I'd rather listen to music. 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:46.880 I would rather listen to music, or for a time, 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:49.120 I got really caught up and listened to way too 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:52.800 much MSNBC, and I would just be rage driving and 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.839 like everything like until I realized, oh oh you're You're 0:10:56.840 --> 0:10:58.480 as bad as Fox has but from a different point 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.920 of view, Right, I need to find something that's more 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:06.520 fair and biased unbiased. Tell me about these brazil nuts 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:08.319 and more importantly, why only to a day? 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:13.360 Okay, Well, twenty eighteen, twenty nineteen, my doctor told me 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:17.320 my cholesterol was at the high end of normal. That 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.240 feels like something that starts happening to you when you 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:22.440 have grandkids or something younger. It happens when you're younger, 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:25.960 I mean, certainly to me. So I panicked, panicked my 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.959 therapist at the time I revealed to him this piece 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:33.000 of information. He said his husband had high cholesterol, started 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:36.560 taking two brazil nuts a day. It dropped, cholesterol dropped. 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.720 I was, of course skeptical about everything. This therapist told me. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:43.199 We've since parted ways. Oh no, seriously, yes, I mean 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.599 it was horrible, but it was just it was it 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.840 doesn't click, It doesn't it didn't click. He wore some 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.000 really chunky boots. Let's be got that threw me. It 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:54.360 threw me too. Chunky heels on the boots. It was 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:55.640 like it looked like he was going to do a 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:58.720 Depeche Mode concert at all times, which is fine, but 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.319 you know, it threw me. I was I was thinking 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:04.880 about Depeche Mode, right, But he recommended the brazil nuts. 0:12:05.559 --> 0:12:08.440 I started taking the brazil nuts. My cholesterol is normal 0:12:08.480 --> 0:12:12.559 now to you oday. And I obviously did some research online. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:15.400 I looked at which actually means nothing. That actually means 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.920 absolutely nothing. That actually should be a warning sign about 0:12:17.920 --> 0:12:20.160 the brazil nuts. But it seems like there have been 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:23.240 some serious studies done about brazil nuts that if you 0:12:23.280 --> 0:12:26.280 take two minimum to a day or no, I think 0:12:26.600 --> 0:12:27.520 like it's eight a month. 0:12:27.760 --> 0:12:30.240 Is like the eight a month. What they've tested two 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:33.000 a day is sixty a month. Yeah, that's more than eight. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.319 Why not do sixty? I would do a day. 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:38.520 It's a nice little snack. Do you like a brazil nut? 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:39.160 I don't know. 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:41.440 If I do, you're gonna learn. You're gonna learn to 0:12:41.480 --> 0:12:43.239 like a brazil lunt. What's your current cholesterol? 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:46.000 It is I'm on a statin, so it is. It is. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:50.640 I border on high order on you. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.000 Okay, but enough where he gave me the statin too, 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.400 so that I can enjoy foods. 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:56.720 Are you eating a lot of red meat? 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:58.880 I do eat a lot of red meat, but that's 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:00.000 for other healthy reas. 0:13:00.720 --> 0:13:02.960 Oh so you're eating that for the iron. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:04.920 I forget why. 0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.720 But I do eat a lot of red meats and 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.679 uh and chicken chickens. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.640 No fish, But you don't eat any fish. 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.800 I don't. I don't care for it. 0:13:14.000 --> 0:13:16.480 Will you eat fish if it's presented to you? 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:17.480 What do you mean by that? Like you. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:21.199 Like all we have is house, you're not eating? 0:13:21.320 --> 0:13:25.319 No way I'll have I'll no way is a fact child? 0:13:25.559 --> 0:13:29.160 No way? I know. I don't like it. I don't, 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:29.679 I don't know. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:30.120 No. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.360 I mean, here's the here's what's sick. Once a year 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:34.240 I get a fly of fish. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.080 Oh and that's the one fish I won't eat. Oh 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.640 it's delicious because it's not flathered. 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:42.959 In matar sauce. That tartar sauce doing the heavy lifting. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:44.719 I think, I think if they just give me a 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:49.199 bump with the tartar sauce, i'd be happy. And then 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:51.280 growing up and I and I still would go like, 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:55.439 if you said, right now, there's a a not Arthur Treachers, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.240 you ninety year old man. Uh, what is the uh 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.160 what's the chain? The fish Shain. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:03.920 McDonald, John c oh John c Riley. 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:05.480 Yeah, Ray got a fish place. 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:09.640 There's a fish chain with John Silver fond Long John Silver. 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.920 If you said, after this, hey, let's go, let's go. 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:13.679 You know what I I said, you want I love 0:14:13.720 --> 0:14:15.880 Long John Silvers, you want to go, I would probably 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.920 get there. You get two chickens in one fish plank. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:20.080 They serve chicken there. 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:21.080 Yeah, it's not that bad. 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:23.280 That feels like a bad move at Long John Silver's. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:24.760 Well, they got to get it to the idiots like 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:27.320 me who don't want the fish. Who go there with 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:29.040 somebody who likes to fish, but. 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:30.480 You would eat their fish. 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.760 You like a fried fish. I like a fried fish, 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:34.560 fish and chip. I like a fish and chips. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.520 Okay, that makes everybody likes that. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:41.040 But but not if it's gross, it's I I dude, 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:43.760 we don't have time to talk about my my My 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.560 eating weirdness is. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:47.400 Do you have a heart. You're a picky eater. 0:14:48.120 --> 0:14:51.080 I'm picky only in that I I don't if I 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:53.280 don't like the way something looks, I'm out. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.520 Wow, I could be I'm easily nauseated. Okay. 0:14:56.720 --> 0:14:58.600 I also, and this is my people are sick of 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:02.160 me talking about this, I cannot smell food being cooked, 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:03.760 any food. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:05.640 Unless it's like barbecue outside. I can. 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:08.680 But like, if like I walked into your house and 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:12.280 its the Google's was in there cooking something up and 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:15.120 I smelled it, I would I would have I got 0:15:15.240 --> 0:15:16.520 nauseated and possibly vomited. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:17.040 Wow. 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.320 Yeah, I cannot smell food your whole It happened in 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:21.960 the nineties at some point. 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:24.120 I remember exactly where I was, I don't remember. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:28.520 I believe they were cooking a bad batch of ground beef, 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:29.320 rant and meat. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.520 I think that that's the only explanation. 0:15:31.560 --> 0:15:34.200 But I was at this person's home, and again I 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:36.120 don't even know whose home it was, but I was there, 0:15:36.840 --> 0:15:40.440 and I remember walking into the kitchen seeing the mother 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:44.840 cooking this, and me going oh, and then running outside 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:47.320 and vomiting on the front lawn. And since then it 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:51.360 started with I can't smell ground beef being cooked right now, 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:52.360 it's kind of everything. 0:15:53.680 --> 0:15:56.000 I will say, ground beef being cooked is probably my 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:58.560 least favorite food smell. It's kind of gross, right, Yeah, 0:15:58.600 --> 0:16:01.760 it's like get some or something happening there because right now. 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:05.280 It just smells like hot grease. It's that's what it was. 0:16:05.360 --> 0:16:08.480 Let's throw some I grew up in a very poor household, 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:10.160 so we had a lot of Hamburger helper. 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.240 Oh sure, And I had no problem with that. Like 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:16.240 so growing up with that was not a problem. It 0:16:16.280 --> 0:16:18.120 was whatever happened in the nineties. 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:19.440 What about things being baked? 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:20.880 What do you mean by like a cake? 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:21.320 A cake? 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:21.840 A cookie? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:22.640 You even handle that? 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.480 I beg you for you please give me a fresh cookie. 0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:30.040 Okay, that's good to know. It's just the savory meals. 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:33.320 It's mostly the meat. Okay, meat I cannot and I 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:35.960 can't see. Food needs to be a magic trick to me. 0:16:36.480 --> 0:16:39.520 I can't see. I don't cook at all. I cannot see. 0:16:40.200 --> 0:16:42.480 Uh Like, hey, I'm making chicken. I can't see the 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.040 chicken before it's on my plate. 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:45.560 Done. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:49.160 What about at a restaurant where the kitchen is like 0:16:49.200 --> 0:16:49.960 an open kitchen? 0:16:50.120 --> 0:16:50.360 Do it? 0:16:51.040 --> 0:16:53.120 No? Said that would be a nightmare for you, a 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:54.120 pure hell. 0:16:54.160 --> 0:16:55.840 And again this all happened late in life. I used 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:58.040 to love going to beny Hanna as a kid, and 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:59.280 they go all that right in front of it, their 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.160 little display in their show forget. Couldn't do that now 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:06.600 that I haven't turned at least I could. I haven't 0:17:06.640 --> 0:17:08.119 tried the benihanna in a while. 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:11.720 Okay, maybe got that feels like a risky move at 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:12.240 this point. 0:17:12.600 --> 0:17:15.879 That feels really dangerous. Whorst that can happen? I over 0:17:15.960 --> 0:17:16.320 the grill. 0:17:16.920 --> 0:17:18.560 I think I would. I don't think I think I 0:17:18.560 --> 0:17:20.560 would excuse myself. I don't think I would. 0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.600 I think make the memory, at least the story for 0:17:23.640 --> 0:17:25.439 the whole restaurant, for everybody. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.160 Everybody would You're never gonna guess what happened last night, right, 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:29.000 Give everybody a. 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:31.080 Story, and then none of those people will ever be 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:32.920 able to smell cooked vomit again. 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.119 Oh, I don't even want to. I don't even want 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:35.800 to hear the words. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:39.399 I'm so sorry. If anyone's eating breakfast right now, or 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:41.480 trying to enjoy anything. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:45.639 Or these two brazil nuts make no mistake. 0:17:45.760 --> 0:17:48.120 On my drive home, I will stop at Sprouts, get 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.040 a bag, and get a bag of brazil nuts. 0:17:50.240 --> 0:17:53.480 I may even go and get a brazil uh Brazilian day. 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.760 I wonder if they're actually what's that thing called. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:18:00.840 A brazil Brazilian wax? Wax? Couldn't get the word the wax, get. 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.360 The nuts, enjoy your day. 0:18:02.359 --> 0:18:04.360 It's a good day. It's a Brazilian day. Maybe put 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:07.879 on some Sergio Mendes, is that Brazilian Hit the beach. 0:18:09.600 --> 0:18:11.720 You're ready, You're ready to go Brazil. Let's feel like 0:18:11.760 --> 0:18:13.960 a good beach snack. Actually, I'm recommending that as a 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:14.760 beach snackck. 0:18:15.840 --> 0:18:17.200 Is that your recommendation? Yeah? 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:21.400 Wow, I need if it's a big statement, I'm recommended 0:18:21.440 --> 0:18:22.160 that as a beach snack. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.600 Now, that may be my favorite thing you've ever said. 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:27.200 You've said a lot of things I've enjoyed. Good. Good. 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:31.480 Well, look, Jimmy, Yeah, well, Actually one other thing I 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:34.680 wanted to ask you about. Is it true that those 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:35.879 were created for Catholics. 0:18:36.760 --> 0:18:38.240 I don't know the origin of that, but I will 0:18:38.240 --> 0:18:41.000 tell you growing up, we would have them every Friday. 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.720 Yeah, because because you came forty nine cents, they were cheap. 0:18:43.800 --> 0:18:46.920 Wow, what a bargain. I'm an old man that deal. 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:48.560 And so yeah, we would have those every because I 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:49.600 grew up Catholic. 0:18:49.400 --> 0:18:52.240 Right, and you can't eat meat on Friday during Lent. 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:56.080 During Oh, Jim's dad, I think would eat pulay a 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:56.840 fish every Friday. 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.960 Might be year around. I think my dad you around 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:00.879 wow with the with the Friday fish. 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:04.080 So I wonder if that's true that they added that 0:19:04.119 --> 0:19:04.560 to the menu. 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:07.320 I don't know, Donalise, everybody got Ronald on the blower? 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:11.600 Yeah yeah, actually invented in Cincinnati, Ohio in nineteen sixty 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:15.280 two in a franchise that saw declining sales on Fridays 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.440 and so it was in a neighborhood that had predominantly 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:21.040 a Catholic population, and so to kind of get bring 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:25.960 people back into the fold. The McDonald's hold. 0:19:24.800 --> 0:19:26.919 Yeah, wow, say this. I'm a professor. 0:19:26.960 --> 0:19:29.359 I've made my living as a professional broadcaster, whether it 0:19:29.400 --> 0:19:33.000 be on television or via podcasting. You've got a wonderful voice, 0:19:33.400 --> 0:19:35.680 neither of compared to what that young lady just did. 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:43.400 Voice Aunly does all sorts of recording everything from the vocals, vocals, 0:19:43.760 --> 0:19:44.800 professional vocalists. 0:19:44.800 --> 0:19:47.280 What kind of songs do we hear? Does anal what 0:19:48.119 --> 0:19:48.440 I can? 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:51.480 I can like some a new wavy power pop. 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:57.120 Give me an example like a yeas what would you say? 0:19:57.920 --> 0:19:58.680 Oh? 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:02.600 A little yeahs I mine alto. Lately, I've been writing 0:20:02.600 --> 0:20:04.399 more like nineties kind of. 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:07.399 There's a lot of keyboards, there's a lot of I 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:09.280 want to be clear. I don't want to hear originals. 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:11.800 I want to hear you do covers. 0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:13.639 You want to hear on Alisa at a wedding. 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:16.480 I want to hear songs I know with this beautiful voice. 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:17.480 That's what I want. 0:20:18.000 --> 0:20:20.760 Don't go into what I've been writing, lost interest, don't 0:20:20.760 --> 0:20:21.800 care about your process. 0:20:22.000 --> 0:20:23.800 I want to hear you sink songs I already know. 0:20:24.160 --> 0:20:25.960 Do Blondie do telephone line? 0:20:26.040 --> 0:20:28.960 Yeahah, hang out with a telephone on repeat? Let me 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:30.560 while you have the mic and I and probably I'm 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:31.280 not hijacking out. 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:32.600 I'm going back inside. 0:20:32.640 --> 0:20:33.680 Did you look it up? 0:20:33.760 --> 0:20:35.800 What word I was trying to think of about somebody 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:37.280 that rents out a room in your house? 0:20:37.760 --> 0:20:40.680 A border? Found border? I didn't have to do. You 0:20:40.520 --> 0:20:41.080 have your time? 0:20:41.520 --> 0:20:44.119 Border? Yeah, that's got a lot like a lodger, I believe. 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:45.919 Yeah, border border a lodger. 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.040 Lodger stuff that you've made up. But uh, I will 0:20:49.040 --> 0:20:51.160 stand by that. And again, I want to be a word. 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:54.240 That's absolutely a word I don't I don't know if 0:20:54.240 --> 0:20:55.800 it is. You knew what it was as soon as 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:56.240 I know. 0:20:56.240 --> 0:20:58.200 What you meant because of the context cleared well. 0:20:58.119 --> 0:21:00.640 That I created a beautiful word, and I should be. 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:03.520 I mean, how do I make money off that? I 0:21:03.520 --> 0:21:05.040 guess my my job. 0:21:05.320 --> 0:21:07.000 You will not need to make money from it, because 0:21:07.000 --> 0:21:08.880 you'll be You're gonna be rolling a dough from your 0:21:09.680 --> 0:21:15.040 your promoting Brazilian nuts again as a beachnack. 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:18.320 As a beachnack, specifically, get your bag of brazil nuts 0:21:18.359 --> 0:21:21.639 at Sprouts. That's the perfect place, by the way to 0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:25.879 buy a beach nut. No interesting, never night, do not 0:21:25.880 --> 0:21:27.520 buy a beach nut. Buy a brazil nut. 0:21:28.240 --> 0:21:30.920 What if I like beachnuts? Follow up? What's a beachnut? 0:21:31.080 --> 0:21:33.280 That's a good? That's a real thing, though, I said. 0:21:33.119 --> 0:21:34.840 Color of a wood that you buy like it's one 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:37.560 of the choices, like when you go to buy a. 0:21:37.480 --> 0:21:42.400 Prefads where it's like the flooring. It's not a real 0:21:43.880 --> 0:21:45.640 It might not even be a real thing. I've never 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:47.200 it sounds like a real thing. 0:21:47.520 --> 0:21:49.640 Get the beachnut. 0:21:50.080 --> 0:21:54.960 Beach nut, that's e h nut. W Yeah. On Lisha 0:21:55.000 --> 0:21:56.760 is saying yes and is it a nut? 0:21:57.160 --> 0:21:59.640 Wow? I is it something? Is it a color of furniture? 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:02.480 It's got to be a color of furniture every nuts. 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:04.359 Probably you can probably buy an almond couch. 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:07.520 Oh that's a nice color couch. Yeah, well I guess 0:22:07.560 --> 0:22:12.200 that would be a beigey be nice. 0:22:13.040 --> 0:22:17.160 Okay, Well, I threw us off with the filet of fish. 0:22:17.200 --> 0:22:21.000 There's something more important we need to talk about. Oh yes, 0:22:21.440 --> 0:22:23.600 I was so excited to have you here on the podcast. 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:26.760 You know, we met years ago, as discussed on your 0:22:26.840 --> 0:22:33.480 podcast at They Won and Only Jeff Franklin's Home Insane Circumstances, 0:22:34.840 --> 0:22:37.399 And I was thrilled to be on your podcast. I 0:22:37.440 --> 0:22:39.280 was thrilled to have you here. You're a professional, You've 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:42.640 been doing this for such a long time. You're you're 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:46.119 one of the original, probably one of the original podcasters. 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:46.680 Would you say? 0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:49.560 They called me a pioneer. Incredible, I wanted. I don't 0:22:49.800 --> 0:22:52.119 mean at one point they said I was the first. 0:22:52.160 --> 0:22:55.040 I certainly was not claim it, no, because if I 0:22:55.160 --> 0:22:56.680 the one time I went yeah, I might have been. 0:22:56.960 --> 0:22:57.480 I got you. 0:22:57.600 --> 0:22:59.679 Well, you know you're not right, Like, well, then who is? 0:23:00.520 --> 0:23:02.160 I think Adam Curry was the first one. 0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:04.040 Okay, there was a show out of the on the 0:23:04.040 --> 0:23:05.919 East Coach called Keith and the Girl that were around 0:23:05.920 --> 0:23:08.600 a little bit before us. Okay, and then but Todd 0:23:08.640 --> 0:23:10.960 Glass put it in his book Best I was the 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:13.399 and this is no direct disrespecting. 0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:14.200 Heath and the girl. They're wonderful people. 0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:16.720 Todd Glass said in his book, Jimmy Parter was the 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:19.720 first person you had heard of that had a podcast, right, 0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:23.800 that's for me, and so I will own that. So 0:23:23.920 --> 0:23:25.320 but I but I know I was not the first one. 0:23:25.359 --> 0:23:27.320 I certainly we started in two thousand and six. We 0:23:27.320 --> 0:23:28.840 were there pretty early on Wild. 0:23:29.119 --> 0:23:30.800 I feel like I was working at the Apple Store 0:23:30.800 --> 0:23:32.840 at the time, and you guys were probably you know, 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:36.720 we were to promote podcasts. Yeah, and at the time, 0:23:36.760 --> 0:23:38.600 I was like, I don't know what we're talking about here. 0:23:38.760 --> 0:23:41.720 I'll put music on my iPod. Leave me alone with you. 0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:42.399 Don't want the talking. 0:23:42.520 --> 0:23:44.960 You don't want the you don't what the beautiful sound of. 0:23:44.880 --> 0:23:46.880 My voice talking about I made. 0:23:46.920 --> 0:23:47.399 What a mistake. 0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:49.560 I could have lost a lot, we could have become. 0:23:50.240 --> 0:23:53.679 You would be my friend from afar, like podcasters are 0:23:53.880 --> 0:23:56.280 yes for decades, and then this would be a scary interview. 0:23:56.320 --> 0:23:59.399 Oh they'd be very frightening. But luckily that luckily you 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:03.000 didn't listen to me. So we're able to meet as 0:24:03.040 --> 0:24:04.560 human beings exactly. 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:09.480 But okay, so we've confirmed your professional She was excited 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:10.240 to have you here. 0:24:10.440 --> 0:24:10.840 All right. 0:24:10.920 --> 0:24:13.840 The podcast is called I said, no gifts. Yeah, so 0:24:13.920 --> 0:24:20.000 it was a little thrown, a little shaken when you 0:24:20.080 --> 0:24:26.640 come trotting up into my backyard holding what's clearly two gifts. 0:24:26.960 --> 0:24:27.400 Yeah. 0:24:27.440 --> 0:24:30.159 So we've got like a larger box here. This is 0:24:30.160 --> 0:24:32.359 happy birthday all over it, and then a thin gift. 0:24:33.280 --> 0:24:35.560 So what's happening? What's going on here? 0:24:35.560 --> 0:24:38.480 Well, to your point, my son this morning, my wife 0:24:38.560 --> 0:24:40.359 is out of town at the moment, okay, and so 0:24:40.440 --> 0:24:43.280 my son this morning said, what's. 0:24:43.160 --> 0:24:43.760 With the gifts? 0:24:44.119 --> 0:24:46.359 And I said, I'm doing a podcast today, I called 0:24:46.960 --> 0:24:48.880 at Bridge of Windergers podcast I called. 0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:51.240 I said, no gifts, So I'm bringing the gifts. 0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:53.600 And he went, well, it's right in the name, Dad, 0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:55.760 you're not supposed to bring any gifts. And I said, yeah, 0:24:55.880 --> 0:24:57.800 I think the premise is you're still supposed. 0:24:57.480 --> 0:24:58.040 To bring gifts. 0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:02.080 And and you, as I said, I've done no research. 0:25:02.400 --> 0:25:04.680 I still brought gifts because I've been to so many 0:25:04.720 --> 0:25:06.480 parties where I see the thing that says no gifts, 0:25:06.480 --> 0:25:07.240 you bring a gift. 0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:10.760 I play along with any premise, send your son next time. 0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.320 He said, you know what he's a good kid. He'd 0:25:13.320 --> 0:25:13.920 be a good gift. 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:15.280 Has he ever been on a podcast? 0:25:15.359 --> 0:25:16.479 Yeah, he doesn't mind quite a bit. 0:25:16.600 --> 0:25:20.600 Oh that's right, Yes, he's ever done a stranger's podcast. 0:25:20.800 --> 0:25:22.639 When Hamilton was at its peak. 0:25:22.800 --> 0:25:27.879 Okay, we went on the airwolf Hamilton, who hosts the 0:25:27.920 --> 0:25:31.800 Trayvon General's name who hosted it, And we went on 0:25:31.920 --> 0:25:35.880 as a father's son who are obsessed with Hamilton. 0:25:35.920 --> 0:25:38.160 What an activity, What a great father son activity. 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:40.080 It was fun and he was great. In fact, he 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:42.400 as he does on my show. He stole the show. 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:45.560 And if you listen to that that Hamilton podcast, they 0:25:45.600 --> 0:25:47.880 did a lot of editing Jimmy Parto out and it's 0:25:47.920 --> 0:25:50.320 a lot of Oliver Parto And rightfully so. 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:53.240 I feel like your son probably knows more about Hamilton. 0:25:53.520 --> 0:25:54.040 Is that true? 0:25:54.160 --> 0:25:55.680 He you know what, he knows how to talk about 0:25:55.680 --> 0:25:56.800 it better than I do. What he likes. 0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:59.919 I just I like Hamblton and like the same thing, 0:26:00.040 --> 0:26:01.080 like my favorite band of Chicago. 0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:02.840 What do you like about it? I like them. I 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:04.520 don't know how to get in the weeds. It's hard 0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:06.920 to talk about things you like in specifics. I think, oh, 0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:09.520 thank you for giving me that excuse that I really, it's. 0:26:09.320 --> 0:26:11.400 True, Especially with music, I start to feel like such 0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:13.560 a dork when I'm like getting into details. I'm just like, 0:26:14.119 --> 0:26:16.240 I like it. It's I like to hear it loud. I 0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:16.640 don't know. 0:26:16.960 --> 0:26:20.800 People get on me about I love it, and I'm 0:26:20.880 --> 0:26:23.040 sick of defending it. I'm just owning it. 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:25.320 I love classic rock. I love classic rock, and I 0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:28.040 love the eighties. I don't care that it's not hip. 0:26:28.080 --> 0:26:30.600 I don't care that they're not playing at Space or 0:26:30.720 --> 0:26:32.760 you know, some unique venue space. 0:26:32.840 --> 0:26:35.639 I like what I like. But if you ask me, 0:26:35.680 --> 0:26:37.960 why do you like it? I don't. I don't know. 0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:40.160 My ears enjoy it. Clicks, it clicks. 0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:44.560 It isn't nostalgia, probably right, but it's but I love it. 0:26:44.119 --> 0:26:47.239 And why do you care? Live your life like what 0:26:47.280 --> 0:26:49.440 you like? I like what I like. That said, who 0:26:49.480 --> 0:26:50.120 is your favorite? 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:53.560 So I could judge favorite band of all time or artist. 0:26:53.760 --> 0:26:55.399 It's hard for me to say. I don't know that 0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:59.520 I have a favorite anymore. I like guitar music. I mean, 0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:01.360 I like all music, but if a guitar is there, 0:27:01.359 --> 0:27:01.840 I'm happy. 0:27:02.200 --> 0:27:03.240 Like a jungle guitar. 0:27:03.400 --> 0:27:05.679 I like a jngle guitar. I like a distorted guitar. 0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:07.600 Jim says a lot of the music I listened to 0:27:07.680 --> 0:27:09.800 sounds like he's having an MRI. 0:27:10.160 --> 0:27:13.560 Which, ah, what does Jim like? I think? I think 0:27:13.560 --> 0:27:14.920 I probably more aligned with Jim. 0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.919 Jim likes he likes a lot of musical theater. I 0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:20.560 do too, And then he likes a lot of pop music, 0:27:20.560 --> 0:27:21.760 which I like a lot of pop music. 0:27:22.480 --> 0:27:25.320 But does he also loves the standards? Right, he loves 0:27:25.320 --> 0:27:27.919 the standards. I heard enough of those. 0:27:28.280 --> 0:27:30.160 Yeah, I can't like. Do you like a Sinatra? 0:27:30.720 --> 0:27:32.960 I had my Sinatra phase when I was in eighth grade, 0:27:33.760 --> 0:27:37.840 and and then I'm over in Cologne. 0:27:37.960 --> 0:27:39.840 I can't get into a Sinatra. It sounds I just 0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:43.000 feel like I'm a macaroni grill. I'm just like, this 0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:46.560 is not for me. But Jim listens to I've kind 0:27:46.560 --> 0:27:48.520 of converted him to a little bit of my music, 0:27:48.600 --> 0:27:51.480 like kind of the the easier music music I listened to. 0:27:51.520 --> 0:27:53.240 But there is a lot of my music that is 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:57.760 extremely loud, and I recognize that it's abrasive and that 0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:59.280 it's not foreverone. 0:27:58.800 --> 0:28:01.399 Okay, but for me, it's for you who cares? 0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:02.760 Who cares? 0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:05.560 I don't care? All right? Okay, you got the gifts. 0:28:05.560 --> 0:28:06.399 You brought these gifts? 0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.240 Should I open them here on the podcast? 0:28:08.480 --> 0:28:12.040 Why would you not? I don't know you brought them. 0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:35.000 I would, I would hope that you would. I would 0:28:35.000 --> 0:28:36.080 start with the tiny one. 0:28:36.119 --> 0:28:40.400 Okay, this kind of magazine, yesque thin, Yeah, Okay, we're 0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:42.440 gonna get Oh, this is a pretty wrapping paper. It's 0:28:42.480 --> 0:28:44.080 got some there's a change. 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:45.280 I might have to take that wrapping home. 0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:49.040 Take it home with you, frament. Okay, I'm gonna I'm 0:28:49.040 --> 0:28:50.000 gonna be very careful. 0:28:50.280 --> 0:28:53.640 You know you don't have to. I love the feel 0:28:53.680 --> 0:28:55.400 of this rap Take a look at the inside of 0:28:55.440 --> 0:28:57.600 that wrapper, that rapping as well. Is it a leather. 0:28:58.960 --> 0:29:03.000 It's not a leather. It is a silver. But also that. 0:29:03.040 --> 0:29:07.640 It's kind of like the inside of a balloon like balloon. Yeah, gorgeous. 0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:09.320 This is a reversible wrapping paper. 0:29:09.360 --> 0:29:12.480 Anyway, I won't with the blueing stereo. Yeah. Now take 0:29:12.480 --> 0:29:15.440 a look at that. There's your first gift. You're welcome, 0:29:16.160 --> 0:29:16.800 You're welcome. 0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:21.560 This is a gift I received recently when the Lady 0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:25.360 to Lady podcast hosts were on the show, and it's 0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.480 a photo of them unframed this time. 0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:30.280 But now I have this I forgot to frame it. 0:29:30.400 --> 0:29:30.840 Damn it. 0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:36.560 Why did you bring this? Here's why did they give 0:29:36.600 --> 0:29:39.080 it to you? Brandy Posey, who I adore, she's so bad. 0:29:39.160 --> 0:29:41.120 Uh and I've known for ages. She was as she 0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:45.880 appeared on my podcast and h I believe she was 0:29:46.000 --> 0:29:49.640 leaving there to come to yours. Okay, okay, And I said, oh, 0:29:49.680 --> 0:29:52.040 I'm doing that soon. I'm excited about doing it. And 0:29:52.080 --> 0:29:53.000 I said, what gift. 0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:53.320 Are you bringing? 0:29:53.360 --> 0:29:55.320 And she said, well, we did this thing where we 0:29:55.480 --> 0:29:57.680 I'm sure she went, we took a photograph at Pennies 0:29:57.760 --> 0:30:00.560 or were seers, and so we're bringing him that framed. 0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:04.800 And I said, I'm doing the same thing, and she goes, 0:30:04.800 --> 0:30:06.680 you're gonn take photo? No, no, no, you're gonna give me 0:30:06.720 --> 0:30:10.320 one of those. And I'm bringing that same photograph and uh, 0:30:10.560 --> 0:30:13.280 I did forget to frame it. So that's on me, right, 0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:14.960 But the good news is you don't have now two 0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:15.680 frames to throw over. 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:19.160 I can get a different fresh. 0:30:19.320 --> 0:30:22.720 So I brought that for just for the joke. How 0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:24.960 many of these do they own? At least two? 0:30:26.680 --> 0:30:30.640 Well, Sazero, you have both of them. 0:30:30.880 --> 0:30:33.360 Well I've got to give this to somebody. Wow, keep 0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:33.840 that moving. 0:30:33.920 --> 0:30:35.800 So did she bring she brought it to you at 0:30:35.800 --> 0:30:37.400 a later time, or did you go pick it back 0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:39.160 the next day and dropped it off a professional. 0:30:39.200 --> 0:30:41.760 I even said I'll come and get it. I'll be 0:30:41.760 --> 0:30:42.160 in the area. 0:30:42.240 --> 0:30:43.040 She was happy to do it. 0:30:43.040 --> 0:30:43.920 I don't have to do anything. 0:30:44.920 --> 0:30:47.360 Do you get family photos with your son and your wife? 0:30:47.400 --> 0:30:47.440 No? 0:30:48.600 --> 0:30:48.719 This? 0:30:48.880 --> 0:30:50.480 Do families not do that anymore? 0:30:50.680 --> 0:30:52.520 I think they do, they do, but I think it's 0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:53.760 not a certain kind of family. 0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:56.400 We never. 0:30:56.520 --> 0:30:59.080 We did never when when Oliver was very tiny, we 0:30:59.120 --> 0:31:01.640 did do the only because we kind of felt like 0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:04.080 we had to bring him to one of those photo places. 0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:06.280 You did a shirtless one with him, you were holding 0:31:06.320 --> 0:31:06.959 him naked. 0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:11.480 No, heaven snow, he was in a little sailor suit. 0:31:11.560 --> 0:31:13.960 You know we did that, Okay, Yes, and he looked 0:31:14.000 --> 0:31:17.640 adorable and grandparents loved them, of course, But we did 0:31:17.640 --> 0:31:20.840 it because, like I think, we felt like, the grandparents 0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:23.440 want these photos, of course, but we're not the hate. 0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:26.480 Let's go to Pennies and or sears and get these photos. 0:31:26.480 --> 0:31:28.760 I feel like that's a less common thing now. 0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:31.320 I think just in our bubble. I think in our 0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:33.360 circle it's less common. I think if you, if you 0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:35.800 would just leave your elite Hollywood. 0:31:35.320 --> 0:31:38.160 Bubble, get out of my limousines. 0:31:38.240 --> 0:31:41.640 Yeah, and see how the real world lives take. Stop 0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:43.000 doing laps in my pool. 0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:46.800 Yeah, in your infinity pool that we're overlooking. 0:31:47.400 --> 0:31:49.040 Washing a peasant drown in. 0:31:49.280 --> 0:31:51.760 Yes, and you're infinity pool, by the way, just watching 0:31:51.760 --> 0:31:52.840 your office flesh. 0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:58.600 That's my personal person It is an endless pool of 0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:02.720 just filth. Well interesting, So you feel like other people 0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:03.960 are getting their pictures taken. 0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:06.600 I think when I go when I go to the mall, 0:32:07.320 --> 0:32:10.200 like if I'm doing a gig in Cedar Rapids, iowa, right, 0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:12.440 and I'm killing time after lunch, and I'm walking around 0:32:12.480 --> 0:32:15.280 the mall, and I believe I will see that that 0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:17.880 photo place is booming. 0:32:18.400 --> 0:32:19.040 There happened. 0:32:19.440 --> 0:32:22.080 They've got a family there, They've got a family waiting, right, 0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:24.040 and they've got a lot of other families on the books. 0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:25.880 Wow, that's my take. 0:32:26.000 --> 0:32:28.360 Well, I mean my family got pictures probably every two 0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:30.640 years when I was growing up, well probably every three. 0:32:30.480 --> 0:32:32.480 Every three years. How many other people would be in 0:32:32.520 --> 0:32:33.240 those photographs. 0:32:33.360 --> 0:32:36.680 It was a family of six, so my four three 0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:38.680 siblings and I and my two parents. 0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.440 Every few years, it would your parents hang them on 0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:44.640 the wall. So that you can look at yourself. 0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:49.240 I don't think they were hung on walls before I 0:32:49.280 --> 0:32:51.760 guess memories. I think occasionally they were framed and put 0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:55.960 on top of the piano. Otherwise, I have no idea 0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:58.920 where those photos were going. They're probably in a closet 0:32:58.960 --> 0:33:01.640 at this point, because I haven't seen one in years. 0:33:01.800 --> 0:33:02.840 Yeah, actually I have. 0:33:03.040 --> 0:33:05.480 I took where I saw a recent one because I 0:33:05.520 --> 0:33:08.080 took a photo of it on my phone. But I 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:09.960 don't know where my mom's hoarding those things. 0:33:10.520 --> 0:33:11.880 I would imasgine a box somewhere. 0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:15.320 Yeah, we recently took a family photo in my parents' backyards. 0:33:15.440 --> 0:33:17.719 You did because my mom wanted a picture of the 0:33:17.800 --> 0:33:20.440 whole the nieces and nephews and my grandma. 0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:22.640 Well, we'll do that, like if my dad was to 0:33:22.640 --> 0:33:25.280 have a family reunion, right, we would all then Hey, 0:33:25.320 --> 0:33:27.400 we're all here, let's take a photograph and you put 0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:28.320 it on Facebook and then you. 0:33:28.240 --> 0:33:30.760 Forget it ever happened. But you're not going to the studio. 0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:32.080 We are not. 0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.480 What would it take to get you and your wife 0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:36.560 and Oliver to the photo studio. 0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:38.600 I think even if they called and said you want 0:33:38.640 --> 0:33:40.320 to come down for a free photo, we wouldn't do it. 0:33:41.240 --> 0:33:43.520 I think my I don't think we would do it. 0:33:43.560 --> 0:33:44.440 We're just not those people. 0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:46.800 I cannot imagine you in the under the circumstances. 0:33:46.880 --> 0:33:49.400 I I'm not a fan of getting my photograph taken, 0:33:49.960 --> 0:33:51.520 so I showed certainly to go into television. 0:33:53.000 --> 0:33:54.400 I don't like it. I don't like the way I 0:33:54.440 --> 0:33:57.360 look at photographs, and I don't like good looking man. 0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:00.600 I was not fishing for compliments. I will take that, 0:34:00.960 --> 0:34:01.320 thank you. 0:34:01.480 --> 0:34:04.800 It's just a fact I feel like you probably photographed well. 0:34:04.960 --> 0:34:06.720 Can I tell you were the second person this week 0:34:06.720 --> 0:34:09.160 that told me that? And I am now gonna fly 0:34:09.320 --> 0:34:13.080 high for another week. On this last Friday, a friend 0:34:13.120 --> 0:34:16.120 of ours, mutual friend who is amazingly handsome and that 0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:16.920 was on the been on the. 0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:18.320 Cover of GQ. Wow. 0:34:18.400 --> 0:34:22.200 He commented on how handsome I'm looking these days, and 0:34:22.400 --> 0:34:25.080 I've never felt lower, quite frankly. So he made me 0:34:25.120 --> 0:34:28.040 feel feel great. And then that was a week ago. 0:34:28.080 --> 0:34:30.480 Today I was kind of going, oh no, I don't know, 0:34:30.520 --> 0:34:32.239 maybe he was lying, and I kind of was like, 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.040 coming on a down and boom, here you come to 0:34:35.160 --> 0:34:35.839 bring me right back. 0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:39.759 Wow. So his was unprompted. His was unprompted. 0:34:39.920 --> 0:34:41.240 Wow, And so now you're hooked. 0:34:41.280 --> 0:34:43.080 But you know you're kind of unprompted as well, because 0:34:43.080 --> 0:34:44.600 I was talking about no, I was saying, I don't 0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:45.160 like the way I look. 0:34:45.560 --> 0:34:48.040 So now you're looking for any way to get this 0:34:48.080 --> 0:34:49.080 complet every Friday. 0:34:49.080 --> 0:34:51.960 Now, every Friday, I gotta be somewhere going, even if 0:34:51.960 --> 0:34:52.520 it's gonna. 0:34:52.320 --> 0:34:58.280 Be like, do I look okay? Am I handsome? Yeah? 0:34:58.400 --> 0:34:59.719 I mean I feel like the other problem with the 0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:02.160 suit thing is you have to coordinate outfits, which. 0:35:02.000 --> 0:35:03.960 Is and we ain't doing that. That's not happening. 0:35:04.040 --> 0:35:06.160 That's a little too that's a little too hipster for 0:35:06.239 --> 0:35:08.040 us too. I can see a hipster. 0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:11.239 Couple doing that ironically, ironically okay, with their dog, and 0:35:11.280 --> 0:35:11.600 we're not. 0:35:11.840 --> 0:35:13.960 We're not that either, Right, You've. 0:35:13.760 --> 0:35:15.440 Got to be on one end of the spectrum, like 0:35:15.480 --> 0:35:17.600 a real earnest or ironic. 0:35:17.680 --> 0:35:20.600 Yeah, and we're certainly we lean more towards the irony, 0:35:20.640 --> 0:35:24.080 but not that we're not. We don't have Flamingo's at 0:35:24.080 --> 0:35:26.160 our front lawn. We're not those people were. 0:35:27.400 --> 0:35:29.800 I feel like we're almost because we love our dogs 0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:32.560 so much. We're almost to the earnest part of getting 0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:36.520 a photo with our dog. It's not gonna happen. 0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:41.200 Oh no, well Smagool's is out east, right, so it's 0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:42.600 gonna leaves tomorrow. 0:35:43.120 --> 0:35:46.960 He leaves tomorrow, and so it probably won't happen tonight. 0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:50.120 We'll avoid getting a picture with a dog another season. 0:35:50.560 --> 0:35:51.440 But you never know. 0:35:52.760 --> 0:35:55.160 You forgot to tell me when you did my show 0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:57.000 off the air, because you cannot say that the time. 0:35:57.040 --> 0:35:59.280 What show, Jimmy is in a lot. 0:35:59.760 --> 0:36:02.160 Now you can say Spamelot's coming back to Broadway, buy 0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:04.839 your tickets on Oh that's exciting, Yeah, with past guests 0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:06.160 of the podcast Tar and kill him. 0:36:06.160 --> 0:36:07.319 Actually he's the star of it. 0:36:07.360 --> 0:36:12.480 I just saw announced, right, Yeah, so that starts I 0:36:12.520 --> 0:36:16.120 think opening or no previews beginning on Halloween. 0:36:16.160 --> 0:36:20.040 It's opening night November sixteenth. I think it's very excity. 0:36:20.080 --> 0:36:22.440 What theaters are at I don't know. 0:36:22.560 --> 0:36:25.760 Jim said it probably says it ten times a day, yeah, 0:36:25.800 --> 0:36:28.920 and I cannot Maybe the Saint John is that a theater. 0:36:29.320 --> 0:36:31.000 It was a name that I was not familiar with, 0:36:31.040 --> 0:36:33.440 and it sounded like a local parish. Oh it's more 0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:35.560 than it did a theater. So maybe that's right. 0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:37.560 It's got We're gonna get an answer ound to at 0:36:37.640 --> 0:36:41.080 least get into it. Yes, s Bamelot, it's back on Broadway. 0:36:41.400 --> 0:36:45.160 Jim hasn't been on Broadway in twelve years. That's exciting 0:36:45.160 --> 0:36:46.640 that he's so thrilled to do it. 0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:48.640 I understand all of the New York's talking about his return. 0:36:50.000 --> 0:36:52.480 I said that for Huber, but it sounded too mean 0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:55.719 as it came out. I wonder if he knows another 0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:57.600 friend of mine that's on Broadway, Rob Colletti. 0:36:57.880 --> 0:36:58.520 There's no Rob. 0:36:58.600 --> 0:37:01.520 Let me know who what does Rob? Rob's a Broadway 0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.680 performer as well in anything currently? 0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.279 Yeah, And I couldn't tell you what I want. 0:37:05.320 --> 0:37:07.520 Don't say it because it's a competitor to Spamalot. I'm 0:37:07.560 --> 0:37:11.120 sure it might sell spamalot tickets here Sat. 0:37:11.120 --> 0:37:13.719 He might be making his return down Rob Colletti, I 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:16.479 should tell you this. I don't know Rob Colletti. Rob 0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:16.759 I know. 0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:19.960 I know through Twitter and another mutual friend. And I 0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:23.160 threw it out there like I on a daily basis. 0:37:23.960 --> 0:37:26.720 Rob Colletti is a big white Sox fan, as am I. Okay, 0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:28.719 but he is a Broadway performer who's a big white 0:37:28.719 --> 0:37:31.200 Sox fan. And I'm a jackass comedian who is a 0:37:31.200 --> 0:37:33.040 white Sox fan and there are few and far between 0:37:33.040 --> 0:37:36.000 of us that are white Sox fans, right, who are 0:37:36.000 --> 0:37:37.280 then also in entertainment? 0:37:37.440 --> 0:37:41.479 Right, it's a small cross, very small. Yea on a Lisa, 0:37:41.480 --> 0:37:42.840 did we find out where the theater is? 0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:46.680 My computer is not is smoking? 0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:47.200 Yes? 0:37:47.600 --> 0:37:50.640 Well you know, you just google Spamalon you'll find out. 0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:52.080 I believe it's the Saint John. 0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:54.120 I would say spam a lot Broadway should get you 0:37:54.160 --> 0:37:54.799 right there. Yeah. 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:57.400 If it doesn't, then there the producers are doing a 0:37:57.400 --> 0:37:57.879 bad job. 0:37:57.920 --> 0:37:58.879 I would agree s. 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:00.680 CEO is not working out in their favor. 0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:01.880 I don't know what that means. 0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:06.319 A search engine optimization wow, which is kind of what's 0:38:06.400 --> 0:38:09.719 ruining the Internet. Keywords they feel, you know, when you're 0:38:09.719 --> 0:38:11.680 searching for something, it'll bring it to the top of 0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:14.600 the results. I used to do that for overstock dot com. 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.960 Well you did, which is now called Bedbath and Beyond, 0:38:18.160 --> 0:38:19.239 which is insane to me. 0:38:19.400 --> 0:38:21.520 Wait a minute, Overstock has become bed Bath and Beyond. 0:38:22.200 --> 0:38:23.920 So did not go out to business. 0:38:24.520 --> 0:38:28.120 They did go out of business. I guess Overstock swooped. 0:38:28.320 --> 0:38:30.239 They swooped in and they're like, we're going to buy 0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:32.839 that name for some reason, because people like that name, 0:38:32.880 --> 0:38:35.560 and it's not associated with the wild man who is 0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.680 running overstock dot com who was having an affair with 0:38:38.760 --> 0:38:42.520 the Russian spy and was like a Maga psycho. 0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:46.040 I I knew the mega psycho party the other he. 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:50.040 Was like having an affair with the spy. I think 0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.080 Overstock was like, we've got to get away from the name. 0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:54.640 They're now bed Bath and Beyond. 0:38:55.840 --> 0:38:57.680 Interesting, and so you can still buy the same thing. 0:38:57.719 --> 0:38:59.600 I can go there and buy an almond. 0:38:59.160 --> 0:39:04.000 Couch popopulation like a hideous element catch and then probably 0:39:04.040 --> 0:39:06.360 get they must have those coupons. The bed Bath and 0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:08.840 Beyond wass for what would. 0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:11.080 Think bed Bath and Beyond is now known as. 0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:14.319 A failure, I because they've closed everywhere. So why would 0:39:14.320 --> 0:39:16.920 that be? I understand get rid of overstock. 0:39:16.960 --> 0:39:20.319 Sure, because that's also known as a failure. And then 0:39:20.320 --> 0:39:22.000 I can say that as a former employee. 0:39:22.120 --> 0:39:23.800 But now bed beath Beyond. 0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:28.040 Yeah, it's an interesting move to pick up a It's 0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:30.759 like dying name. It's like taking a stealing a dead 0:39:30.800 --> 0:39:34.279 person's name. Yeah, one of those people. I guess that's 0:39:34.320 --> 0:39:37.080 what spies do. Actually, speaking of spies, or at least 0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.040 according to the Americans, I never watched it. I feel 0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:42.799 like spies will find a dead person and then they 0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:47.319 take over that name, take their social Security number. How 0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:48.839 am I talking? I'm not the expert on this. 0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:50.920 Sounds like you are. Sounds you're the spy expert. 0:39:51.080 --> 0:39:52.880 How did we get to bed, bath, and beyond? 0:39:53.040 --> 0:39:58.160 You used to working over stock before that? Oh? Se 0:39:58.200 --> 0:39:59.080 o s e o. 0:39:59.400 --> 0:40:02.239 We're learning about the internet. The Internet's broken. You don't 0:40:02.320 --> 0:40:04.400 like it, You can't use it anymore. 0:40:04.640 --> 0:40:05.200 It's bad. 0:40:05.920 --> 0:40:07.960 I am grateful for the Internet because it's given me 0:40:07.960 --> 0:40:10.399 a career of me too, but I hate everything about 0:40:10.400 --> 0:40:11.200 it because. 0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:12.680 Of what you just Yeah, I mean yeah, it's just 0:40:12.760 --> 0:40:15.319 totally and it's not what it used to be, not 0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:15.960 what it used to. 0:40:15.960 --> 0:40:17.560 It's a weird thing to say about something that is 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:19.320 still so modern. 0:40:19.239 --> 0:40:23.520 Right and now it feels twenty years ago, feels so 0:40:23.600 --> 0:40:25.840 old fashioned. The things we were doing on the internet, 0:40:25.960 --> 0:40:28.200 where everything felt innocent, and you went on there with 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.359 your hobby and looked at your hobby, yes, and then 0:40:30.400 --> 0:40:32.840 got off the internet. You weren't You never screamed at anyone. 0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:35.840 No one ever screamed at you, right, you weren't tricked. 0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:38.960 What happened to you? What do you mean you were tricked. 0:40:39.560 --> 0:40:43.400 You're constantly getting tricked on you. How are you being tricked? 0:40:44.560 --> 0:40:47.600 I was just on vacation. I was looking for you know, 0:40:47.640 --> 0:40:51.080 like what are the best restaurants? That's an impossible thing 0:40:51.120 --> 0:40:55.239 now because of SEO, you like google best restaurants in 0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:58.200 the city, fifty blogs will show up. They're all created 0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:02.680 by essentially robots. Right, you can't trust anything, trust nothing 0:41:02.719 --> 0:41:03.240 on the internet. 0:41:03.280 --> 0:41:03.960 Okay, I will not. 0:41:04.120 --> 0:41:06.400 I'm out of websites. I don't even go to websites anymore. 0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:07.960 Really what websites do you go to? 0:41:08.640 --> 0:41:10.520 Go to a music one? Which music one? 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:13.000 It's called melodic rock dot com. I like the name 0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:14.920 of They've been around forever. 0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:15.440 Melodic rock. 0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:17.200 A lot of rock dot Okay, I bet I could 0:41:17.200 --> 0:41:17.680 get into that. 0:41:19.239 --> 0:41:24.720 It's very uh like if you like Journey, right classic 0:41:25.040 --> 0:41:28.640 it's bands they kind of sound like Journey bad English. 0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:32.680 It's but but current. Oh and also talking about the 0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.520 retro Okay, okay, you know right. 0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:40.080 It's that sounding. It's almost it's like it's it's it's it's. 0:41:40.440 --> 0:41:45.640 Not yacht rock. But is a niche area. 0:41:45.480 --> 0:41:49.000 Like a highly polished rock music. Yeah, that makes sense 0:41:49.040 --> 0:41:51.239 to me. That stuff you would hear it like when 0:41:51.280 --> 0:41:54.880 they have the cars, uh, the hot rods at Bob's 0:41:54.880 --> 0:41:55.319 Big Boy. 0:41:55.440 --> 0:41:57.239 No, that's more. Don't you have more fifties for that? 0:41:57.560 --> 0:41:58.520 I'd be more. Doo wop? 0:41:58.960 --> 0:42:01.440 Yeah, yeah, God, somebody's still listening to du wop. I 0:42:01.440 --> 0:42:03.640 guess it's that scene, right, I love do wop? 0:42:03.760 --> 0:42:06.160 You do not love do wap? Everyone loves do wop. 0:42:06.239 --> 0:42:08.279 Nobody likes it more than a song. And then you go, oh, 0:42:08.320 --> 0:42:11.920 that was nice. Now let's get back to our birthday party. No, 0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:13.239 it's hard. 0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:14.920 Never mad when do wop is on? 0:42:16.280 --> 0:42:17.839 Are you No, I'm never mad. 0:42:18.000 --> 0:42:20.719 I know, I know this song. Listen to those harmonies. 0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:24.319 You're right, but I two songs tops all of a sudden, 0:42:24.320 --> 0:42:26.880 you're gonna talk me to all right? Nine songs tops 0:42:27.360 --> 0:42:29.040 a day and a half a duop and then I'm out. 0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:32.080 I like anything you would hear it in a sockhop. 0:42:33.400 --> 0:42:35.880 I don't dislike a sock cop. I mean been to 0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:36.480 one in ages? 0:42:36.520 --> 0:42:37.919 Have you? You've actually been to a sock cop? 0:42:37.960 --> 0:42:39.640 Well back when, you know, back when we would do 0:42:39.719 --> 0:42:40.960 theme dances at school. 0:42:41.600 --> 0:42:44.920 Even then it was like it was like a novelty thing. 0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:48.000 So you've never been to a literal sock cop. 0:42:48.239 --> 0:42:49.880 Well, you know, I mean you were. 0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:51.840 I grew up with the fifty Yeah you weren't fifteen 0:42:51.840 --> 0:42:52.799 and nineteen fifty two. 0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:53.719 No I was not. 0:42:54.200 --> 0:42:55.759 So there's no way you could have been to an act. 0:42:55.800 --> 0:42:56.520 No, I was at one. 0:42:56.600 --> 0:42:59.879 Like, let's do a fifties dance and then and again, 0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:02.440 I go up in a neighborhood was relatively poor, So 0:43:02.480 --> 0:43:04.440 a fifties dance was easy because. 0:43:04.160 --> 0:43:05.880 Everybody had a white T shirt and jeans. 0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:08.120 Everyone should have a white T shirt and jeans. 0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:11.160 It's a great look. That is a it's a classic look. 0:43:11.840 --> 0:43:15.480 You can't go wrong with that, right, as far as 0:43:15.520 --> 0:43:16.279 I'm concerned, I. 0:43:16.320 --> 0:43:17.640 Wish I could pull just that off. 0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:20.160 I don't know that you could absolutely pull that. 0:43:20.160 --> 0:43:22.520 Oh I can't. I'm not fishing. I'm not fishing here. 0:43:22.600 --> 0:43:23.520 Let's not go back to this. 0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:24.960 Everyone can pull that look off? 0:43:25.040 --> 0:43:27.560 No, I don't think you can. I also not everybody 0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:28.920 can pull off the V neck T shirt. 0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:32.200 Well, no one currently in this period of history. No 0:43:32.239 --> 0:43:33.960 one can pull it off because it's out of fashion. 0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:36.839 Is it really doesn't look good? Looks bad. 0:43:37.120 --> 0:43:39.120 That's got to be the right guy. I think you. 0:43:39.040 --> 0:43:41.400 Think of the right Well, I mean, of course, an 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:43.239 incredible looking person, whatever the hell. 0:43:43.239 --> 0:43:44.600 They want to come in with the V neck and 0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:46.279 you go look at that guy, and then I go, 0:43:46.560 --> 0:43:48.080 you know what, V necks are back? And then I 0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:49.520 go get a V neck and then I look at 0:43:49.520 --> 0:43:52.239 the mirror and go nope, and take it off and 0:43:52.239 --> 0:43:53.600 get immediately back to the crew. 0:43:54.120 --> 0:43:54.359 Yeah. 0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:56.400 But this is the second time v nex have been 0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:59.080 brought up on this podcast within the last like six weeks. 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:03.560 So obviously they're in the air. Back they are, they're 0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:06.480 they're at least simmering, and they're gonna be back and 0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:09.440 then we'll regret it to then you know, the cycle 0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:10.520 of fashion continues. 0:44:10.640 --> 0:44:12.239 I think, yeah, you gotta be you just gotta I 0:44:12.280 --> 0:44:14.560 think you've gotta be strikingly good looking to pull off 0:44:14.560 --> 0:44:15.000 the V neck. 0:44:15.280 --> 0:44:17.919 Yeah, until they're back in fashion, and then everyone thinks 0:44:17.920 --> 0:44:18.440 they're pulling it. 0:44:21.000 --> 0:44:23.120 You in a deep V neck V neck, I mean, 0:44:23.239 --> 0:44:25.640 nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. 0:44:27.160 --> 0:44:28.640 It's a it's a bold look. 0:44:29.400 --> 0:44:30.880 I do own some v nex though, so I can 0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:31.880 wear with a dress shirt. 0:44:32.160 --> 0:44:34.839 Oh, interesting, So you'll wear an undershirt with I guess 0:44:34.840 --> 0:44:38.960 I'll wear an undershirt. Oh, but you want it unbuttoned. Wait, 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.480 so why are you wearing it with a dress shirt 0:44:41.480 --> 0:44:42.719 fully unbuttoned dress shirt? 0:44:43.320 --> 0:44:45.840 What if you have fully un butttoned like it's Michael 0:44:46.200 --> 0:44:50.719 in the video. No, no, like, all right, I'm at 0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:51.040 a wedding. 0:44:51.080 --> 0:44:52.120 Okay, you're at a wedding. 0:44:51.920 --> 0:44:54.279 And then hey, the wedding is getting a little hot. 0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:56.920 I want to take my tie off. I don't want 0:44:56.920 --> 0:45:00.279 a T shirt showing, right. That's a good the v 0:45:00.400 --> 0:45:01.319 never thought about that. 0:45:01.640 --> 0:45:04.759 Yeah, interesting, and it's just enough where nobody's going look 0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:06.200 at that guy with his shirt undone, like, you know, 0:45:06.239 --> 0:45:09.520 it's not Danny Terrio, it's. 0:45:09.160 --> 0:45:11.879 I don't know, it's like the eleven thirty at a wedding. 0:45:11.920 --> 0:45:15.480 Long Yeah, okay, well that said everybody would understand. 0:45:15.880 --> 0:45:16.919 Oh he took his tie off. 0:45:17.000 --> 0:45:19.080 Now we can see his T shirt, right because everybody 0:45:19.080 --> 0:45:20.919 else had the dance flow is doing that too, right. 0:45:21.440 --> 0:45:24.000 So, but it looks a little less cool when you 0:45:24.000 --> 0:45:27.399 can see the T shirt there. Yeah you want to Yeah, 0:45:27.400 --> 0:45:28.760 you wanted to look a little more casual. 0:45:28.840 --> 0:45:30.520 There was the era where you could get away with that. 0:45:30.600 --> 0:45:32.560 I remember learning that on Queerie, where you could wear 0:45:32.600 --> 0:45:34.839 a colored T shirt under a dress shirt. 0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:36.879 Oh that looks so bad. It looks bad. 0:45:36.920 --> 0:45:39.680 I wore that on stage for years because of queer eye, 0:45:40.120 --> 0:45:41.439 and I was like, yeah, this is what they said 0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:45.960 to wear. And then somebody pointed out you seven years ago. Fair, 0:45:46.400 --> 0:45:46.839 very fair. 0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:51.160 Okay, well we haven't even opened the big gift gift 0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:52.359 here yet. Should I open this now? 0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:52.840 Yeah? 0:45:52.840 --> 0:45:55.840 Okay, this is a much larger It's like in a 0:45:56.040 --> 0:45:57.640 shoe box or something. Oh, it's heavy. 0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:58.320 Gets way to it. 0:45:58.400 --> 0:45:59.400 Yeah, I've dropped that. 0:45:59.480 --> 0:46:04.839 I'm glad. I was kind of careful. You do it. 0:46:05.160 --> 0:46:07.360 Uh no, I want to hold this. I can do 0:46:07.480 --> 0:46:08.239 two things at once. 0:46:08.520 --> 0:46:11.640 I'm happy to be of assistant ripping and. 0:46:11.560 --> 0:46:13.440 We love the rip, we love the tear. 0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:16.919 Now, this can't possibly be what the gift is. Yeah, 0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:18.760 it is, sure. 0:46:19.200 --> 0:46:22.799 Wait is this a car vacuum car back? And it's 0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:26.560 actually a carvack? There's nothing else in here open. I'm 0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:27.440 thrilled about this. 0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:31.040 I'm over the moon. It's yours. Why did you bring this? 0:46:31.160 --> 0:46:32.080 Here's why. 0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:35.560 It's a black and decker auto auto pivot vac. 0:46:35.920 --> 0:46:40.120 Yeah, that's even pivot on its own. I will be 0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:41.040 doing no pivoting. 0:46:42.560 --> 0:46:44.719 I may that may be a mistake that I brought 0:46:44.719 --> 0:46:46.640 that that's a that's that's a nice gift for a 0:46:46.719 --> 0:46:50.560 dumb for a dumb hay bring a stupid gift thing. Uh, 0:46:50.600 --> 0:46:52.120 here's why, let me walking through it. 0:46:52.719 --> 0:46:55.279 Uh. I received that all right. 0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.759 Let's see, we started doing a wet white elephant on 0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:02.839 Christmas Eve several years back, and somebody brought that right, 0:47:03.080 --> 0:47:06.240 and I got it. I landed that as the white elephant. 0:47:06.480 --> 0:47:07.560 You know what white elephants where. 0:47:07.560 --> 0:47:10.640 It's recompetitive. Yeah, competitive, right, you don't know what you're getting. 0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:12.319 I want that one. I'm mad was that. 0:47:12.480 --> 0:47:14.759 I usually leave those mad that I didn't get the 0:47:14.760 --> 0:47:15.440 item I wanted. 0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:17.640 Yeah, but is that that's part of the joy. No, 0:47:17.680 --> 0:47:18.719 not for me, not for you. 0:47:18.840 --> 0:47:19.520 I came to win. 0:47:20.160 --> 0:47:20.839 It's not a win. 0:47:21.120 --> 0:47:21.960 I came to win a vacu. 0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:24.200 Some people bring something like this like a back, and 0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:26.520 then other people will wrap up a potato, right, and 0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:27.200 that's fun too. 0:47:27.480 --> 0:47:29.840 Well, I think it's fun. We love it. 0:47:29.880 --> 0:47:32.480 I love the white elephant. So anyway that person brought it, 0:47:32.880 --> 0:47:35.720 I got it. I then put it back in the circulation. Okay, 0:47:35.880 --> 0:47:38.120 somebody else got it. Then it came back to me. 0:47:38.360 --> 0:47:38.680 Wow. 0:47:38.880 --> 0:47:43.000 Then the lockdown happened, and that's been with me since 0:47:43.080 --> 0:47:46.759 Christmas twenty nineteen. Wow, And I went, well, we don't 0:47:46.800 --> 0:47:48.279 know if we're doing Christmas Eve this year. We don't 0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:50.960 know if there's a White Elephants. I know how I 0:47:50.960 --> 0:47:51.959 can shake this thing loose. 0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:54.719 And here you have it. 0:47:55.680 --> 0:47:57.719 So you never had any plans to use it. 0:47:58.440 --> 0:48:00.560 No, I was going to completely just keep it was 0:48:00.600 --> 0:48:02.400 gonna be a running gag at the White Elephant. 0:48:03.160 --> 0:48:07.080 And now it's for you. I'm through now that I've 0:48:07.080 --> 0:48:09.120 opened it. Really look at it. That's a nice gift. 0:48:09.400 --> 0:48:11.480 Occasionally you need to vacuum the car and you're not 0:48:11.520 --> 0:48:12.520 at the car wash. 0:48:12.680 --> 0:48:14.080 You're, Oh, you're gonna store this thing. 0:48:14.239 --> 0:48:16.239 I'm gonna put it in the car. You are, I'll 0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:19.239 put it in the trunk. And it looks like it's 0:48:19.320 --> 0:48:21.280 car powered. I don't need to charge it or anything. 0:48:21.400 --> 0:48:22.080 It was car powered. 0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:24.960 So when I, you know, dump bird seat or whatever 0:48:25.040 --> 0:48:27.279 in the car, yeah, I don't. I don't need to 0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:29.600 turn to anyone. I can use the vacuum. 0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:32.680 Follow up, real quest, how often are you dumping bird seat? 0:48:33.520 --> 0:48:35.560 I'm on my way to the AVI area, I'm on 0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:37.480 my way to the pond, you know, I'm on my 0:48:37.560 --> 0:48:41.399 way to the Union Square. I'm just throwing bird seed. 0:48:41.680 --> 0:48:45.080 I love to feed the bird constant. Now my car's 0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:48.719 pretty tidy. I've got to keep a tidy car, do you. 0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:51.719 I keep my car as if it was still in 0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:55.080 the showroom. Wow, I am very nuts when it comes 0:48:55.120 --> 0:48:57.520 to any sort of our house. My friends used to 0:48:57.560 --> 0:48:59.600 call our house the model home because it would be, 0:48:59.800 --> 0:49:00.719 uh pristine. 0:49:00.760 --> 0:49:02.160 But it's like, well it is because you've came over. 0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:04.640 I cleaned the house, but it always kind of is 0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:08.200 close to that. My wife, my wife and son would 0:49:08.440 --> 0:49:10.000 prefer that I loosen. 0:49:09.800 --> 0:49:12.319 Up a little bit, so you're driving all of this 0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:16.040 one hundred. If they leave a glass out, they hear 0:49:16.080 --> 0:49:16.520 about it. 0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:21.279 And I've loosened up where I I now just passive aggressively. 0:49:21.719 --> 0:49:23.440 I'll move these and then I do it. 0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:27.160 But my car is like right now, there are some 0:49:27.200 --> 0:49:28.680 things on the my son got because I had to 0:49:28.719 --> 0:49:30.760 drop my son to school today. There is some stuff 0:49:30.800 --> 0:49:34.920 on the passenger floor mat that will be vacuumed up 0:49:34.960 --> 0:49:35.680 by day's end. 0:49:36.000 --> 0:49:39.040 What are they? You know, after something from a tree 0:49:39.080 --> 0:49:44.000 that you pine cone? It's a giant pine cone, oh jacket? 0:49:44.600 --> 0:49:48.040 Uh like maybe some little nut of some sort, like 0:49:48.120 --> 0:49:52.040 some little things some tree ner, our house, drops. 0:49:51.719 --> 0:49:56.400 The beach nut or something falling there. Okay, so do 0:49:56.480 --> 0:49:59.880 you have any like car rules like no drinks in 0:49:59.880 --> 0:50:01.480 the car, no eating in the car. 0:50:01.880 --> 0:50:06.160 Currently, no eating. This particular vehicle is only two months old. 0:50:06.320 --> 0:50:08.960 Oh yeah, but I can have a five year old 0:50:08.960 --> 0:50:11.319 one and you can eat, and eventually you can eat 0:50:11.360 --> 0:50:11.640 the car. 0:50:11.719 --> 0:50:13.640 There's a period with every car that you break through 0:50:13.680 --> 0:50:15.680 and you're like, well, I'm just going to eat here, right, 0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:17.880 it doesn't smell as new anymore. What am I going 0:50:17.920 --> 0:50:18.200 to take? 0:50:18.320 --> 0:50:22.040 Yes? I like to keep that new car smell as 0:50:22.080 --> 0:50:22.600 long as. 0:50:22.480 --> 0:50:24.239 Possible, right, I feel like I kept mine with my 0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:28.040 current car, like probably ten months. Good for you, Now 0:50:28.080 --> 0:50:30.279 it smells like a regular car. I think it's because 0:50:30.320 --> 0:50:31.120 the dog was in there. 0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:33.200 The dog's going to affect that quickly. Yeah. Yeah. 0:50:33.280 --> 0:50:36.920 I had a little situation with this car where I, 0:50:36.960 --> 0:50:40.920 in fact, I wrote a national email that they, without 0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:43.799 my knowledge, sold me a car that was in the showroom. 0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:46.880 Oh, while it is essentially used. 0:50:47.200 --> 0:50:50.200 In my opinion, yes, in their opinion, and in a 0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:51.040 lawyer's opinion. 0:50:51.360 --> 0:50:53.560 No, a lawyer got involved. 0:50:53.640 --> 0:50:55.960 I got I got some I was really pissed off 0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:58.440 because it was like, why is there no new car 0:50:58.480 --> 0:50:59.080 smell in here? 0:50:59.160 --> 0:50:59.879 Why? Right? 0:51:00.080 --> 0:51:02.200 And I know, oh that's interesting. I didn't have to 0:51:02.239 --> 0:51:05.280 take those off of the light, you know, like the little. 0:51:05.040 --> 0:51:07.640 Sticker, And that's such a satisfying feeling. Oh my god, 0:51:08.040 --> 0:51:10.239 is there anything more satisfying than that peeling that. 0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:13.319 You get midway through and it just flies off. 0:51:13.680 --> 0:51:15.239 I love it. I love it. 0:51:16.400 --> 0:51:19.120 I didn't do it as that, and it was like, wait, 0:51:19.200 --> 0:51:22.040 something's up. And then it dawned on me. This was 0:51:22.080 --> 0:51:25.719 a showroom car. It's a seat, there's there was some 0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:26.840 blood on the seat. 0:51:27.840 --> 0:51:30.000 And again that would be my memory. I murdered. 0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:33.080 It wasn't the car dealership's fault. 0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:35.640 I don't like my apologies to you and the attorney 0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:39.239 I got. I was pissed off, like I, this is. 0:51:39.200 --> 0:51:41.160 Not a to me. I agree it to me. 0:51:41.239 --> 0:51:43.640 That's a used car. Ow Yes, it only had three 0:51:43.680 --> 0:51:47.800 miles on it. Okay, but people kids, kids were bored 0:51:47.840 --> 0:51:50.920 waiting for their parents to finish their deal, so they sat. 0:51:50.760 --> 0:51:51.200 In this car. 0:51:51.360 --> 0:51:54.040 Somebody was sitting in there with their car dealership coffee. Yes, 0:51:54.760 --> 0:51:56.560 touching everything and fiddly. 0:51:56.640 --> 0:51:57.279 And that's the other thing. 0:51:57.360 --> 0:52:01.000 The the the driver's side visor is not as tight as. 0:52:00.840 --> 0:52:03.640 It should be horrible because dangerous people always put that 0:52:03.680 --> 0:52:06.320 down like, oh, I'm gonna check this car out. Oh okay, 0:52:06.320 --> 0:52:08.160 that works, and of course that works. You don't have 0:52:08.200 --> 0:52:11.560 to do that, but this one had hundreds of people 0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:11.880 doing it. 0:52:12.000 --> 0:52:14.839 Of course that thing is gonna swing down and it's 0:52:14.880 --> 0:52:15.640 gonna thank you. 0:52:15.719 --> 0:52:17.640 Scalp you that happens, sir. 0:52:17.680 --> 0:52:19.800 I will take I will, I will fire my attorney 0:52:19.840 --> 0:52:20.799 and bring you in on this. 0:52:22.480 --> 0:52:25.200 I just know a lot more than your stupid attorney. 0:52:25.239 --> 0:52:27.360 Nobody, nobody else agreed with me that I was getting 0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:29.839 a used car. They all landed on it's only got 0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:30.920 three miles. 0:52:30.520 --> 0:52:31.000 On it, sir. 0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:35.400 But that's just half of the story. Think that is 0:52:35.760 --> 0:52:37.400 truly half of the battle. 0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:38.400 I'm gonna tell you something. 0:52:38.560 --> 0:52:41.080 Not only did the car dealership that agree with me 0:52:41.520 --> 0:52:43.839 and this attorney, there's a chance my wife and son 0:52:43.880 --> 0:52:47.200 didn't agree with me. My my closer friends than you 0:52:47.280 --> 0:52:50.200 did not agree with you. Everybody thinks I'm nuts, but 0:52:50.360 --> 0:52:52.640 the fact that you went that's essentially used car tells 0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:54.760 me I'm not completely nuts in this case. 0:52:55.080 --> 0:52:55.360 You're not. 0:52:55.600 --> 0:52:58.920 I'm redean. How long was this legal battle? 0:52:58.960 --> 0:53:01.920 It went back legal battles strong phrase It went on 0:53:02.000 --> 0:53:03.840 for about seven emails. 0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:04.200 So that's a lot. 0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:07.000 Yeah, and they eventually ended up giving me a little 0:53:07.000 --> 0:53:07.759 bit of money back. 0:53:07.800 --> 0:53:09.799 Okay, but how much can I ask? 0:53:10.160 --> 0:53:10.879 Uh? 0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.480 Radical honesty? What radical honesty? 0:53:14.960 --> 0:53:18.040 I believe I got five hundred and twenty seven dollars back. 0:53:18.120 --> 0:53:19.600 Not bad something it was. 0:53:19.640 --> 0:53:23.040 It was a weird amount, Okay, Yeah there, And I 0:53:23.080 --> 0:53:25.680 don't remember why this was grateful that it was somewhat 0:53:25.719 --> 0:53:28.239 of a win, right, but I think it's an empty win. 0:53:28.960 --> 0:53:30.840 But to get anything back, I'm not even sure what 0:53:30.880 --> 0:53:33.600 I wanted, Like, yeah, were you thinking you were gonna 0:53:33.600 --> 0:53:34.160 get a new car? 0:53:34.320 --> 0:53:36.279 Yeah? I kind of was. 0:53:36.840 --> 0:53:39.279 I think in my head I was like I even said, 0:53:39.320 --> 0:53:41.480 I recognize that now has sixty miles on it, and 0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:42.040 you can't. 0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:43.920 Give me a new car. But I am open to 0:53:44.040 --> 0:53:48.000 that as if I'm doing them the favor. And they're like, they. 0:53:47.880 --> 0:53:49.600 And what do you want us to do with this car? 0:53:49.760 --> 0:53:52.040 Right? Well, you sell it at the showroom, put in 0:53:52.040 --> 0:53:54.440 the showroom. Yeah, it infuriates me. 0:53:54.719 --> 0:53:57.440 Now at the time when you bought it, yeah, well 0:53:57.680 --> 0:53:59.000 you didn't notice that there was no. 0:53:58.960 --> 0:54:01.560 New car smell. I guess I didn't. 0:54:01.680 --> 0:54:03.440 Not trying to blame the victim here, But. 0:54:03.440 --> 0:54:07.200 I guess I didn't. I guess I just was like, uh, 0:54:07.840 --> 0:54:09.439 or maybe it had it for that day? 0:54:09.960 --> 0:54:11.560 Oh interesting, you know to me like it? 0:54:12.360 --> 0:54:14.480 But I did notice it very rapidly because that was 0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:16.719 part of my email, like this car doesn't even have 0:54:16.800 --> 0:54:19.359 a new car smell and I've only had it four days, Like. 0:54:19.400 --> 0:54:22.200 It was all this was. I reacted quickly to this. 0:54:22.280 --> 0:54:23.960 You were probably riding the high of a new car. 0:54:23.960 --> 0:54:25.920 You were so excited about every other element of it. 0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:28.799 I WoT that you were being absolutely ripped off. 0:54:28.920 --> 0:54:29.960 Yes. Wow. 0:54:30.360 --> 0:54:34.600 I also was more focused on the you know what 0:54:34.840 --> 0:54:37.440 am I getting in the in the interior? 0:54:37.560 --> 0:54:39.960 You know? Do I like the displays? Do I like this? 0:54:40.120 --> 0:54:43.720 That and the other? So I may not have noticed 0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:46.600 that at the at the dealer. Wow, clearly I didn't. 0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:48.440 Was it hard buying the car? When I bought my car, 0:54:48.480 --> 0:54:49.160 it was a nightmare. 0:54:49.760 --> 0:54:51.320 I get a car every three years. 0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:55.640 Okay, leasing, I lease, okay, And it's a nightmare every time. 0:54:55.719 --> 0:54:58.520 And it doesn't have to be. Yeah it shouldn't. Why 0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:00.000 do we play that game? Are you? 0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:03.160 Do you get into big fights with the salespeople. 0:55:03.239 --> 0:55:06.600 I threatened to walk away, and uh, my friend Adam 0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:08.200 Ferrara it to only the best thing to do is 0:55:08.239 --> 0:55:13.000 to go across the street to a competitor and find 0:55:13.000 --> 0:55:14.319 out a salesman's name. 0:55:14.360 --> 0:55:17.359 There. Oh, go to where you. 0:55:17.280 --> 0:55:19.920 Want to go and go look, I'll go over to Tony. 0:55:20.440 --> 0:55:22.759 Tony gave me a great deal over at the Ford dealership. 0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:23.759 Clearly a made up. 0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:27.000 Name, and and then the person they but if it's 0:55:27.000 --> 0:55:28.200 not made up, but they go. 0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:29.920 I think they know Tony over God. 0:55:29.920 --> 0:55:31.439 I think the dealers come out and have some sort 0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:32.759 of a joust in the. 0:55:32.680 --> 0:55:34.760 Middle of the street. Fights, Yeah, jets. 0:55:34.800 --> 0:55:36.879 They're on auto lane or whatever they call that. Those 0:55:36.880 --> 0:55:39.680 places where a bunch of dealerships. I think I do 0:55:39.760 --> 0:55:41.719 think they all know each other. Because I also think 0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:43.520 that Tony once worked over it. 0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:46.560 Right, there's probably a lot of cross. 0:55:46.280 --> 0:55:47.640 Breeding, a lot of instation. 0:55:47.960 --> 0:55:52.880 That's not a word says incestuous behavior. 0:55:54.160 --> 0:55:55.640 Yeah, that's there's things happening. 0:55:55.680 --> 0:55:59.719 Yeah, I think so that was his advice, and I 0:55:59.840 --> 0:56:02.279 try and doesn't work. 0:56:02.360 --> 0:56:03.319 You see right through my nest. 0:56:03.400 --> 0:56:06.200 You got to take Gym with Yougoo's good at it. 0:56:06.200 --> 0:56:10.320 It's deeply uncomfortable when you're with him. I'm like apologizing 0:56:10.320 --> 0:56:13.720 to the salesperson. But then at some point they reveal 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:16.719 themselves as horrible, and I'm like, oh, great, Jim's being 0:56:16.760 --> 0:56:18.839 horrible to a person who's horrible, and then he gets 0:56:18.840 --> 0:56:20.879 a great I mean, he gets so much. 0:56:20.960 --> 0:56:21.680 I gotta read Jim. 0:56:22.120 --> 0:56:24.560 It's incredible. You've just got to take someone who's willing 0:56:24.600 --> 0:56:26.719 to really stand up for themselves and be like, you're 0:56:26.719 --> 0:56:27.600 trying to rip me off. 0:56:27.640 --> 0:56:28.759 Well, guess who's not doing that? 0:56:29.160 --> 0:56:32.200 Not me, not you? No, well then you're getting ripped off. 0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:34.880 I'm firm about other things, but there, it's kind of like, 0:56:36.200 --> 0:56:39.560 even though even though I'm in the driver's seat literally literally, 0:56:39.800 --> 0:56:42.360 they still have some power over I feel they have 0:56:42.400 --> 0:56:45.279 some power over me because I think they know I'm 0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:46.879 not walking out right. 0:56:47.000 --> 0:56:48.239 I know you need a car, they know I. 0:56:48.200 --> 0:56:50.120 Need a car, And for me, it's like, who am 0:56:50.120 --> 0:56:51.840 I to say what a car should cost? 0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:53.720 I have no idea. 0:56:53.920 --> 0:56:57.320 Right it might be worth tens of thousands of dollars 0:56:57.400 --> 0:56:59.120 more than they're willing to pay. I don't know. I 0:56:59.160 --> 0:57:01.799 can't be like, you're this is not the right price, right, 0:57:02.760 --> 0:57:06.600 but Jim, Jim knows, she knows unless and this would 0:57:06.600 --> 0:57:09.000 be even more embarrassing. They're still like when we rip 0:57:09.080 --> 0:57:11.359 them off and that guy freaked out, he's not freaking out, 0:57:11.360 --> 0:57:12.520 but he's you know, he's like. 0:57:12.480 --> 0:57:14.279 They still got one over on them. Yeah, that would 0:57:14.280 --> 0:57:15.160 be really embarrassed. 0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.160 I think every time I leave, when they you know, 0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:19.080 how they come out, they go thank you. I think 0:57:19.120 --> 0:57:20.919 then they turn and did they just all start laughing 0:57:20.960 --> 0:57:23.320 at Yes. I think they all just laugh at me. 0:57:23.480 --> 0:57:26.800 That sucker, that absolute sucker. And they got you this, son. 0:57:27.240 --> 0:57:28.720 Oh they got me this. There's no question they got 0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:31.840 me this time. I've talked about this with my therapist, everybody, 0:57:31.920 --> 0:57:35.800 every and even she who's supposed to just listen was 0:57:35.840 --> 0:57:37.600 not on my side. 0:57:38.080 --> 0:57:39.720 Your therapist was not on your side here. 0:57:39.840 --> 0:57:42.360 No, she's think it is as a it's a new car. 0:57:43.280 --> 0:57:45.800 It's not relax stop. 0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.600 Someone was probably vaping in there. There could be a vapor. 0:57:49.760 --> 0:57:51.600 There's there's talk there could have been a lodger. 0:57:52.320 --> 0:57:55.040 Certainly a lodger in there. They had a lodger, right, 0:57:55.560 --> 0:57:57.680 That's how they make their That's like how they keep 0:57:57.720 --> 0:57:59.080 the doors open at the card. 0:57:59.520 --> 0:58:01.480 That's how they do that. They would like taking lodgers 0:58:01.480 --> 0:58:02.360 in their costmarks. 0:58:02.520 --> 0:58:04.200 Just a lot of people sleeping in those car lots. 0:58:04.280 --> 0:58:05.120 Yeah, the car lots. 0:58:05.960 --> 0:58:08.080 Okay, well, do you vacuum and clean your own card 0:58:08.120 --> 0:58:08.960 you take it to somebody. 0:58:09.480 --> 0:58:11.400 I will every now and then have them do it. 0:58:11.920 --> 0:58:13.360 But I have a one of those. 0:58:13.600 --> 0:58:16.960 Buy a package at the local express car washing near 0:58:17.040 --> 0:58:17.320 my house. 0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:18.680 Okay, they do a nice job. 0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:20.760 And for thirty bucks a month, I can get a 0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:21.680 car wash every day. 0:58:22.040 --> 0:58:25.479 It's like a subscription service. Yeah, thirty bucks a month. 0:58:25.560 --> 0:58:26.120 What a deal. 0:58:26.240 --> 0:58:29.000 Yeah, and because one car wash is like thirteen bucks, right, 0:58:29.240 --> 0:58:31.640 and then you get free use to the vacuum and 0:58:32.000 --> 0:58:34.200 uh and so I don't vacuum it every day, but 0:58:34.240 --> 0:58:37.120 I do get my car washed closed every day. 0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:39.440 It feels like you're doing damage here. 0:58:39.520 --> 0:58:42.320 That's what I thought too. Yeah, am I taking off some. 0:58:42.640 --> 0:58:45.720 This is like some washing their hands and then suddenly 0:58:45.720 --> 0:58:47.840 their hands are like yeah, really dry. 0:58:48.000 --> 0:58:49.400 And I'm nuts. 0:58:50.720 --> 0:58:52.920 If I'm anywhere near that car wash, I'm goh, we're 0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:55.080 close the swing boy, we're paying for it, And Danielle 0:58:55.080 --> 0:58:56.960 will go, you just did it yesterday. I go, right, 0:58:56.960 --> 0:58:59.680 but we're there, We're so close, and She's like, we're 0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:01.520 the neighbor. We're always so close. 0:59:02.520 --> 0:59:03.680 Is it one of the ones where the car is 0:59:03.680 --> 0:59:04.920 getting dragged through and beaten. 0:59:05.000 --> 0:59:08.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I love those. I worked at one 0:59:08.760 --> 0:59:09.360 in high school. 0:59:09.480 --> 0:59:12.040 Oh yeah, And it was one of the ones that 0:59:12.120 --> 0:59:14.720 the big wet Noodlesla car was one of the one 0:59:14.800 --> 0:59:16.520 were you doing just helping people get into the track? 0:59:16.560 --> 0:59:19.320 We would it was on a busy day. Was that 0:59:19.440 --> 0:59:22.600 it was a multi man uh operation. 0:59:22.760 --> 0:59:25.600 Okay, one person would be at the booth taking the money, right, 0:59:25.800 --> 0:59:27.880 the next person would be the person guiding them into 0:59:27.920 --> 0:59:28.240 the track. 0:59:28.320 --> 0:59:31.080 That part I'm always I don't care how much they're 0:59:31.400 --> 0:59:33.080 giving me a thumbs up. I'm like, this is when 0:59:33.320 --> 0:59:34.720 my tires going to get ripped off. 0:59:34.960 --> 0:59:37.400 Can I tell you something? I'm good about three things 0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:39.320 in this world. One of them is driving my car 0:59:39.360 --> 0:59:40.360 into that car wash. 0:59:40.520 --> 0:59:41.800 Really, they never need to. 0:59:41.800 --> 0:59:44.560 Go I never get the thumb left or right. I'm already. 0:59:45.160 --> 0:59:47.120 They just pulled me in. And I think even when 0:59:47.120 --> 0:59:48.720 I leave, they go, look that guy, you know how 0:59:48.720 --> 0:59:50.840 to do it. I think opposite of the car leadership, 0:59:50.920 --> 0:59:52.240 they're not laughing at me at the car. 0:59:52.200 --> 0:59:55.800 Wash, dude. And then there'd be two people drying the 0:59:55.880 --> 0:59:56.400 car down. 0:59:56.520 --> 0:59:59.160 Okay, okay, that's on a busy day. On a slow 0:59:59.280 --> 1:00:01.200 day would be a one man operation. 1:00:01.560 --> 1:00:04.080 That's a lot of response you to do it all? Wow? 1:00:04.240 --> 1:00:07.400 Yeah, did you have a favorite position there? 1:00:08.480 --> 1:00:08.720 Will? 1:00:09.240 --> 1:00:09.479 Uh? 1:00:09.600 --> 1:00:11.280 I like I like taking the money. 1:00:11.280 --> 1:00:12.760 I like being that guy because you can talk to 1:00:12.800 --> 1:00:15.600 people and we would make we would make stuff up. 1:00:16.160 --> 1:00:18.640 Uh like Uh, I would say if you pulled up, 1:00:19.000 --> 1:00:21.360 I would go, uh, Hayser, Welcome to winter Corns. That 1:00:21.400 --> 1:00:23.440 was name of the place, Winter Corns car wash. It 1:00:23.520 --> 1:00:26.840 was an Amico walking to the winter Corns. Uh, real fast? 1:00:26.880 --> 1:00:28.040 Who's your favorite Marx brother? 1:00:29.280 --> 1:00:29.720 Groucho? 1:00:29.800 --> 1:00:31.880 We got the Groucher special going today. And what I'm 1:00:31.880 --> 1:00:34.400 gonna do for you is for at the time, three dollars. 1:00:34.400 --> 1:00:36.840 For three dollars, We're gonna wash the car. We're gonna 1:00:36.880 --> 1:00:39.800 use soap, We're to throw wax on there. And when 1:00:39.800 --> 1:00:42.200 we're done, we're gonna we're gonna drive the thing off 1:00:42.200 --> 1:00:43.160 with cloth towels. 1:00:43.320 --> 1:00:46.320 You want in Yeah, I'll take that deal. What does 1:00:46.360 --> 1:00:48.720 that cost? Without beat the Grouncer deal? Three dollars? There's 1:00:48.760 --> 1:00:51.600 no deal, but we would do that. What a rip 1:00:52.080 --> 1:00:53.960 to get uh, to get the sales? 1:00:54.320 --> 1:00:55.880 And it was always the Marx brothers. 1:00:55.960 --> 1:00:58.160 I would know, what's your favorite comedy movie? 1:00:58.280 --> 1:01:00.720 Oh, let's uh, Lost in America. 1:01:00.720 --> 1:01:02.000 We got the Loss in America special. 1:01:02.080 --> 1:01:04.480 Go today all Albert Brooks movies are getting on special 1:01:05.000 --> 1:01:05.840 for three dollars. 1:01:06.080 --> 1:01:07.120 We're gonna watch the car. 1:01:07.080 --> 1:01:09.400 Like and I read walking Through And they would all go, yeah, okay, 1:01:09.400 --> 1:01:09.880 I'll do that. 1:01:10.200 --> 1:01:12.520 Wow what a thing. Yeah. Every now with that, a 1:01:12.520 --> 1:01:13.720 guy would go, what's the cost? 1:01:13.760 --> 1:01:15.120 If I don't get that specially, I go it's the 1:01:15.120 --> 1:01:16.920 same price, and then you go oh. 1:01:17.160 --> 1:01:18.560 Then they would. Then they would do it because they 1:01:18.600 --> 1:01:19.440 enjoyed the fun of it. 1:01:19.680 --> 1:01:21.560 Yeah, I mean at the very least they get to 1:01:21.600 --> 1:01:23.480 name a favorite thing. Yes, everyone loves the name of 1:01:23.480 --> 1:01:23.920 favorite thing. 1:01:24.000 --> 1:01:26.080 We actually, except for your ear. When I said who's 1:01:26.120 --> 1:01:27.120 your favorite band? You panic. 1:01:27.160 --> 1:01:29.440 I panic about anytime you say favorite thing because I 1:01:29.480 --> 1:01:30.960 don't really know that I have a favorite thing of 1:01:31.000 --> 1:01:33.680 anything anymore. You don't have a favorite movie, no, because 1:01:33.680 --> 1:01:36.840 I have. I have movies I like for different moods. 1:01:37.360 --> 1:01:39.160 I have a lot of movies I really love. I 1:01:39.160 --> 1:01:41.520 have a lot of bands I really love. Like in 1:01:41.600 --> 1:01:43.080 high school, I had a favorite band, I had a 1:01:43.080 --> 1:01:44.800 favorite movie, I had a favorite this for that. 1:01:44.920 --> 1:01:48.680 Now it's just like general nostalgia reasons. You don't have 1:01:48.720 --> 1:01:51.160 like like my favorite movie is Breaking Away. I don't 1:01:51.200 --> 1:01:53.560 know that movie. Oh it's oh, it's wonderful, nineteen seventy nine. 1:01:53.600 --> 1:01:58.200 It's a coming of age based in Bloomington, Indiana. One 1:01:58.240 --> 1:02:03.040 best screenplay, I believe, but it is, Uh, it just was. 1:02:03.120 --> 1:02:05.880 I was younger than that. These guys are graduating high 1:02:05.880 --> 1:02:07.440 school and they don't know what they're gonna do with 1:02:07.480 --> 1:02:10.160 their lives, okay, And I was in eighth grade when 1:02:10.160 --> 1:02:12.720 it came out in seventy nine, and we were moving 1:02:12.720 --> 1:02:14.880 to a new house, and so I kind of related 1:02:14.960 --> 1:02:16.920 in a way of well, I don't know what I'm doing, 1:02:16.960 --> 1:02:20.560 I'm lost to sure and it's certainly not similar, but 1:02:20.560 --> 1:02:23.400 that's how I felt, and so I've kind of brought 1:02:23.400 --> 1:02:25.320 that with me. I kind of like the lead kind 1:02:25.320 --> 1:02:27.560 of was like an out you know, kind of an outsider, 1:02:27.560 --> 1:02:29.360 didn't really fit in. That's kind of I felt the 1:02:29.400 --> 1:02:29.880 same way. 1:02:30.280 --> 1:02:33.640 And so like, I just that movie just was it right? 1:02:33.800 --> 1:02:37.440 And since then, I've seen movies that I think were, well, 1:02:37.480 --> 1:02:40.439 this would be my favorite, but that one's nothing. 1:02:40.440 --> 1:02:43.200 Ways, I got an emotional yes, like nothing's gonna own 1:02:43.280 --> 1:02:46.720 since memory almost Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting. And now you're 1:02:46.800 --> 1:02:49.200 saying that reminds me, I really love the movie bad Lands. 1:02:49.520 --> 1:02:50.200 You know this movie. 1:02:50.240 --> 1:02:51.280 I don't know a movie. 1:02:51.080 --> 1:02:53.080 Terrence Malick movie incredible. 1:02:53.240 --> 1:02:53.320 No. 1:02:53.520 --> 1:02:56.680 Also, speaking of jeans and white shirt combo, it's uh, 1:02:57.600 --> 1:03:03.720 who's the family with the Kardashians. It's Kim Kardashi. 1:03:03.800 --> 1:03:04.400 You're a family. 1:03:06.280 --> 1:03:09.440 It's two famous people and I can't remember either of 1:03:09.480 --> 1:03:09.880 them right. 1:03:09.800 --> 1:03:16.200 Now, Julia and Eric Roberts. Only Martin Sheen, Martin she yes, excellent. 1:03:16.280 --> 1:03:19.240 They're both so young in it, and there wonderful actors 1:03:19.240 --> 1:03:19.760 and actress and. 1:03:19.840 --> 1:03:20.880 Just kind of a crime movie. 1:03:21.320 --> 1:03:23.520 Bad Lands, bad Lands, great movie. I'm gonna watch it. 1:03:23.560 --> 1:03:24.120 I'm not. I'm not. 1:03:24.240 --> 1:03:25.800 This is you're gonna think I'm making this up. I'm 1:03:25.800 --> 1:03:27.240 gonna watch that tonight with my son. 1:03:27.440 --> 1:03:28.560 I thought you'll really like it. 1:03:28.600 --> 1:03:29.520 But here's what's gonna happen. 1:03:29.560 --> 1:03:30.760 I goes, you know what, Oliver, I got a great 1:03:30.880 --> 1:03:33.600 I got a great recommendation for us. Let's watch bad Lands, dad. 1:03:33.640 --> 1:03:36.440 I watched that during the pandemic. Okay, that's what it's 1:03:36.440 --> 1:03:36.960 gonna happen. 1:03:37.120 --> 1:03:39.480 But there's rewatching is more fun than watching. 1:03:40.400 --> 1:03:40.760 Uh. 1:03:41.600 --> 1:03:43.680 I don't find that anymore. Really, I don't. 1:03:43.720 --> 1:03:44.520 You're not into that. 1:03:45.160 --> 1:03:48.240 I mean I could watch Glengarry Glenn Ross eight million times, right, 1:03:48.360 --> 1:03:51.760 I could watch Breaking Away, I could watch Halloween, I 1:03:51.760 --> 1:03:54.680 could watch Jaws. But you know, like an off brand 1:03:54.720 --> 1:03:56.479 bad Lands, I think I'm on and done. 1:03:56.800 --> 1:03:59.120 Badlands is not off brea off brand he's got. 1:03:59.120 --> 1:04:00.320 It's got unknown mark. 1:04:04.320 --> 1:04:05.680 You're gonna love it, both of you're gonna. 1:04:05.680 --> 1:04:07.120 I can't which is it? It's really good. 1:04:07.760 --> 1:04:09.640 I don't know. Yeah, I don't know why that reminded 1:04:09.640 --> 1:04:12.560 me of bad Lands. Maybe seventies movies. Maybe that's maybe 1:04:12.960 --> 1:04:15.280 how it clicks for me. But yeah, I've got favorites 1:04:15.280 --> 1:04:19.000 of all sorts. Sure, after hours speaking of comedy movie, 1:04:19.080 --> 1:04:21.280 as soon as I said Lost in America, I thought no, 1:04:21.400 --> 1:04:26.640 after hours, Griffin done, Griffin done? He what happened to me? 1:04:26.680 --> 1:04:29.400 What happened to grif? Why did Griffin Dune? He did? 1:04:29.480 --> 1:04:32.520 After Hours? And and the Werewolf movie? Bof is that? 1:04:32.840 --> 1:04:35.880 Uh los? Or Werewolf of London? Where London? 1:04:36.760 --> 1:04:36.800 That? 1:04:37.200 --> 1:04:37.320 Right? 1:04:37.400 --> 1:04:40.520 Did he not become a gigantic stuff? 1:04:40.600 --> 1:04:44.160 Right? I mean he is kind of a name. Everybody 1:04:44.800 --> 1:04:47.560 nobody knows. Griffin done. But but whydey Griffin Dunn? Never 1:04:47.600 --> 1:04:50.360 get his rob blow on West Wing sort of thing, right, 1:04:50.680 --> 1:04:54.880 ever had a renaissance or anything. He must have crossed somebody. Yeah, 1:04:54.920 --> 1:04:57.360 there's something happened, probably around nineteen ninety two. 1:04:57.440 --> 1:04:59.560 I think it was the early nineties. Right, somebody's like 1:05:00.120 --> 1:05:04.600 you thought you were on the rise. No, done, you 1:05:04.640 --> 1:05:07.280 are done. That's what your finished. But they sound the same. 1:05:08.760 --> 1:05:10.960 Okay, well, I think we should play a game. I'm 1:05:11.000 --> 1:05:13.160 thrilled about this vacuum, but we should play a game. 1:05:13.240 --> 1:05:14.840 Okay, on a leash. 1:05:14.840 --> 1:05:18.120 It's a gift a curse today, fantastic. I'm getting so 1:05:18.160 --> 1:05:20.480 good at this with two different games, and so I'm 1:05:20.480 --> 1:05:22.680 trying to alternate them every time so the listeners don't 1:05:22.680 --> 1:05:26.760 scream at me. And I'm speaking of good memories. I'm 1:05:26.800 --> 1:05:30.120 able to kind of alternate. Remember what we did last episode? 1:05:30.160 --> 1:05:32.600 You did? Remember you just asked her? She told you, Well, 1:05:32.640 --> 1:05:37.360 but I guessed correctly. Let me do something with that. 1:05:37.480 --> 1:05:38.920 I'm gonna throw this in the trash. 1:05:39.200 --> 1:05:39.480 Fair. 1:05:39.760 --> 1:05:41.000 No, I'm just moving out of the way because I 1:05:41.040 --> 1:05:42.120 need access to my computer. 1:05:42.160 --> 1:05:45.120 All right, you're doing it so precuriously. I got worried 1:05:45.120 --> 1:05:46.200 that you're going to hurt your arm. 1:05:48.200 --> 1:05:49.000 Using the vacuum. 1:05:49.000 --> 1:05:49.360 There. 1:05:49.520 --> 1:05:52.440 I mean, it's pivoted, pivoted in a way that no 1:05:52.440 --> 1:05:54.360 normal person will ever use a vacuum. 1:05:54.440 --> 1:05:55.480 I bet you will use it like that. 1:05:55.760 --> 1:05:57.880 You don't post a photo of that on Instagram ever 1:05:58.000 --> 1:05:58.439 done that. 1:05:59.320 --> 1:06:02.680 I regret giving you this. I'm not kidding. I'm gonna 1:06:02.680 --> 1:06:05.560 have a clue car. It's got ten position pivoting nozzle. 1:06:06.760 --> 1:06:09.440 You never with these tiny vacuums. You only ever need 1:06:09.440 --> 1:06:10.280 it in one position. 1:06:10.480 --> 1:06:13.080 I think you're gonna find that you're you're misspeaking. You're 1:06:13.120 --> 1:06:14.640 gonna find out that you're you're gonna use it in 1:06:14.680 --> 1:06:15.040 all ten. 1:06:15.040 --> 1:06:18.480 It's got ten. You're gonna use seven of those ten minimum. 1:06:18.480 --> 1:06:20.560 I'm gonna use all ten. I want you to report 1:06:20.600 --> 1:06:23.280 back to me, Okay, I'm gonna I'm going to I'm 1:06:23.280 --> 1:06:23.720 gonna go to. 1:06:23.640 --> 1:06:25.520 The store and by myself one of these today. This 1:06:25.600 --> 1:06:26.520 was a horrible error. 1:06:26.600 --> 1:06:28.520 This podcast just cost you one hundred dollars. 1:06:28.640 --> 1:06:31.280 I could have brought you anything, right, true, I could 1:06:31.280 --> 1:06:32.880 have just bought that photo had been done with it. 1:06:33.160 --> 1:06:35.800 Play your game, okay, I'm going to argue about it. 1:06:35.840 --> 1:06:37.200 I need a number between. 1:06:36.880 --> 1:06:39.640 One and from you, uh seven, Okay, I have to 1:06:39.680 --> 1:06:42.920 do some light calculating to get our game pieces. So 1:06:43.080 --> 1:06:45.360 right now, you can recommend something, you can promote something, 1:06:45.520 --> 1:06:46.920 do whatever you want with a microphone. 1:06:46.960 --> 1:06:47.760 I'll be right back. 1:06:48.000 --> 1:06:50.520 Well, I recommend people listening to my word Winni podcast, 1:06:50.600 --> 1:06:52.640 Never Not Funny. I also got a brand new web series, 1:06:53.080 --> 1:06:55.640 brand new season of my web series, Jimmy's Records and Tapes. 1:06:56.000 --> 1:06:58.880 Season four is beginning, and Jimmy's Records Tapes is where 1:06:58.920 --> 1:07:01.680 I each week we'll talk about five of my favorite 1:07:01.760 --> 1:07:04.400 of something. This week it is five favorite live albums. 1:07:05.040 --> 1:07:09.680 Then I have five like I've done five favorite songs 1:07:09.720 --> 1:07:14.200 that have the harmonica, I've done five favorite horrible songs. 1:07:14.800 --> 1:07:19.640 So and it's just me rambling no surprise about what 1:07:19.760 --> 1:07:23.200 I like musically. And it's not always the five. Sometimes 1:07:23.200 --> 1:07:25.400 it'll be There's a lot of ties and a lot 1:07:25.400 --> 1:07:26.800 of honorable mentions. 1:07:27.400 --> 1:07:28.040 That sounds great. 1:07:28.160 --> 1:07:31.240 It's fun people see people that like music, and again 1:07:31.640 --> 1:07:33.920 that like, even if you don't like my music, you 1:07:33.960 --> 1:07:35.800 like the way that I talk passionately. 1:07:35.400 --> 1:07:37.960 Or stupidly about it. People seem to like them. 1:07:38.240 --> 1:07:40.760 It did not become the viral sensation I was hoping, 1:07:41.160 --> 1:07:42.760 But I do it for the folks that like it. 1:07:43.320 --> 1:07:45.400 I love to listen to people talk about their favorite 1:07:45.400 --> 1:07:48.440 things what was your number one live favorite live album? 1:07:48.520 --> 1:07:49.160 Kiss A Live two. 1:07:49.760 --> 1:07:53.000 Oh, and again, that's a lot of nostalgia there of 1:07:53.000 --> 1:07:57.120 getting back in Christmas in nineteen seventy seven and staring 1:07:57.120 --> 1:07:59.720 at that album cover and listening to those songs that 1:07:59.760 --> 1:08:00.280 I heard. 1:08:00.320 --> 1:08:02.520 You know now, I'm I basically have a greatest hits 1:08:02.520 --> 1:08:04.080 album of Kiss, right, you know? 1:08:04.160 --> 1:08:07.600 Of so yeah, I bet I could get into Kiss. 1:08:07.880 --> 1:08:10.440 They've got you know what. They are much maligned and 1:08:10.520 --> 1:08:13.360 maybe rightfully so. I mean they seem like terrible guys, 1:08:13.680 --> 1:08:14.320 one of them does. 1:08:14.440 --> 1:08:16.439 Yeah, Paul Stanley has turned a corner and has become 1:08:16.479 --> 1:08:17.519 actually a pretty decent guy. 1:08:17.560 --> 1:08:20.040 Oh, good for him. Yeah, Geene Simmons, I think it's still. 1:08:20.120 --> 1:08:22.200 Really on that. I think he's gonna stick with that. 1:08:22.280 --> 1:08:25.200 I think I think if in a different world he'd 1:08:25.200 --> 1:08:27.519 have a red hat on on a regular basis. 1:08:27.600 --> 1:08:29.439 Yeah, I think he would have been at the Capitol 1:08:29.439 --> 1:08:31.640 on jan six. If he wasn't Gene Simmons, he may 1:08:31.680 --> 1:08:33.360 have been there, could have been there. 1:08:33.400 --> 1:08:37.680 He's always in disguise. They've got a lot of great power. 1:08:37.400 --> 1:08:39.479 Pop songs, right exactly. And I love that they were 1:08:39.920 --> 1:08:40.280 like people. 1:08:40.400 --> 1:08:42.200 They got mad at them when they did Dynasty, which 1:08:42.320 --> 1:08:43.840 had I was Made for Loving You on It, which 1:08:43.920 --> 1:08:44.880 is a disco song. 1:08:45.320 --> 1:08:47.439 It was like they weren't heavy. They were never heavy. 1:08:47.240 --> 1:08:49.760 Metal, right, they were always like pop music that just 1:08:49.840 --> 1:08:53.120 had like kind of a. 1:08:52.320 --> 1:08:55.839 Rock d Yeah, they've had a lot of good songs. 1:08:56.280 --> 1:08:57.920 They had a lot of crap like every band, but 1:08:57.920 --> 1:08:59.240 they got a lot of great songs. 1:08:59.280 --> 1:09:00.839 I'm going to try to get into Kiss. 1:09:01.080 --> 1:09:03.280 Do yourself that favorite and then and then go you 1:09:03.320 --> 1:09:06.120 know what, not for me, do what everybody and you 1:09:06.160 --> 1:09:07.639 know what tried to try to start with the best 1:09:07.680 --> 1:09:09.680 of best of. Yeah, try to start with one of. 1:09:09.680 --> 1:09:13.120 Those best ofs always scare me, I feel like, because 1:09:13.280 --> 1:09:16.280 I feel like a best of, like the last forty 1:09:16.840 --> 1:09:17.840 is newer stuff. 1:09:17.920 --> 1:09:18.760 No, they're not doing that. 1:09:18.800 --> 1:09:19.400 They're not doing that. 1:09:20.080 --> 1:09:21.800 That is not the only Kiss rolls. 1:09:22.760 --> 1:09:24.519 I feel like if I got a best of Kiss 1:09:24.720 --> 1:09:27.400 that was produced in like nineteen eighty five, I would 1:09:27.439 --> 1:09:28.120 probably be good. 1:09:28.360 --> 1:09:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, can look into that. Yeah what am I? 1:09:32.040 --> 1:09:35.280 Oh? The thing I'm recommending today, of course, is brazil 1:09:35.360 --> 1:09:36.000 Nuts on the beach. 1:09:36.080 --> 1:09:36.479 Of course. 1:09:36.520 --> 1:09:39.280 I mean what else could I recommend it? I also 1:09:39.320 --> 1:09:41.120 like the movie After Life. Have you ever heard of this? 1:09:41.200 --> 1:09:45.320 The Japanese movie No beautiful movie. Really a beautiful movie 1:09:45.360 --> 1:09:46.679 about being dead. 1:09:46.880 --> 1:09:47.559 I've never seen it. 1:09:47.560 --> 1:09:50.439 It's really a nice movie. I can recommend that. All right, Okay, 1:09:50.560 --> 1:09:52.240 this is how we play Gift for a curse. I'm 1:09:52.240 --> 1:09:54.920 gonna name what is it called after of the game, 1:09:55.000 --> 1:09:55.599 not the movie? 1:09:55.640 --> 1:09:56.040 The game. 1:09:56.760 --> 1:09:58.479 First of all. The movie is called after Life. Let's 1:09:58.520 --> 1:09:59.719 just say it again. 1:10:00.080 --> 1:10:03.400 Game is called gift or a curse? Gift or a curse. 1:10:03.600 --> 1:10:06.519 Yes, I'm gonna name three things and I got Okay, 1:10:06.560 --> 1:10:07.719 you have to tell me if there are a gift 1:10:07.840 --> 1:10:10.920 or a curse and why. Oh, and then I'll tell 1:10:10.960 --> 1:10:13.360 you if you're right or wrong, because there are correct answers. 1:10:13.439 --> 1:10:16.599 Can't be Oh, there certainly can all right, okay. Number 1:10:16.600 --> 1:10:19.759 one this is from a listener named Rebecca. Rebecca wants 1:10:19.800 --> 1:10:22.840 to know gift or a curse? Scary movie trailers with 1:10:23.040 --> 1:10:25.880 full jump scare scenes playing before a movie that is 1:10:25.920 --> 1:10:26.679 not scary. 1:10:27.640 --> 1:10:27.920 Wow. 1:10:28.040 --> 1:10:32.200 Boy, you know it's interesting because my son will leave. 1:10:32.240 --> 1:10:35.559 My son hates scary movies, so he will lead if 1:10:35.600 --> 1:10:38.400 one of those comes on, he will go. 1:10:38.800 --> 1:10:41.840 He will leave the theater. Wow, that's dedication. So for him, 1:10:41.880 --> 1:10:42.759 I guess it's a curse. 1:10:44.120 --> 1:10:45.559 But I don't even know if it's a I can't 1:10:45.560 --> 1:10:47.920 even but for me, who I do like those sort 1:10:47.920 --> 1:10:48.360 of movies. 1:10:48.560 --> 1:10:51.400 I don't know if it's a gift either. Oh I don't. 1:10:51.479 --> 1:10:53.120 I think it's a curse because I don't want to 1:10:53.200 --> 1:10:54.800 know where the jump scares are gonna be. 1:10:54.920 --> 1:10:56.559 Oh interesting, So I'm gonna go. I'm gonna I'm gonna 1:10:56.600 --> 1:11:01.000 land on curse. Wrong, damn it to hell. I'm over one. 1:11:01.360 --> 1:11:02.880 They're a gift, I liar. 1:11:03.000 --> 1:11:05.519 They give a fun, little free scare in front of 1:11:06.040 --> 1:11:06.840 Trolls three. 1:11:07.720 --> 1:11:11.639 I did not show that. I love. 1:11:12.000 --> 1:11:15.680 If a trailer can scare me, they've done a good job, 1:11:15.720 --> 1:11:18.360 because usually trailers don't scare you, all right, I mean 1:11:18.560 --> 1:11:20.479 the one I can really think of the really scared 1:11:20.640 --> 1:11:22.880 pretty much everyone was for The Nun. Do you remember this? 1:11:24.520 --> 1:11:26.599 Just the Nun? This was in like twenty nineteen. 1:11:26.720 --> 1:11:28.280 They were playing. Remember they had. 1:11:29.040 --> 1:11:31.080 Essentially just one scene from the movie. I think that 1:11:31.240 --> 1:11:35.400 ended with a jump scare that terrified everything. I love it, 1:11:35.680 --> 1:11:37.880 and also I love people aren't prepared for that. They're 1:11:37.960 --> 1:11:40.599 learning a little lesson about themselves. We're all going through 1:11:40.640 --> 1:11:45.880 something emotionally together. It's an excellent the gift. Okay, wonderful Okay. 1:11:46.600 --> 1:11:49.360 Number two. This is from someone named Peter. Peter suggested 1:11:49.640 --> 1:11:53.240 saying you read a book, just to describe having listened 1:11:53.320 --> 1:11:54.360 to the audio. 1:11:54.000 --> 1:12:00.280 Book gift or a curse? A gift? Why? I don't know. 1:12:00.280 --> 1:12:01.840 Look the way you said why, Like, I'm already wrong. 1:12:02.720 --> 1:12:05.600 It's a gift because you did read the book. But 1:12:05.760 --> 1:12:09.120 he's saying the gift is lying to somebody. 1:12:09.520 --> 1:12:10.760 What's the what am I? 1:12:11.080 --> 1:12:13.320 He's wondering if you if people saying, oh, I read 1:12:13.360 --> 1:12:14.960 the book and then you find out later that they 1:12:15.320 --> 1:12:18.200 checked out the CDs at the library, and you're he 1:12:18.280 --> 1:12:20.240 thinks that that's. 1:12:20.280 --> 1:12:22.040 Oh oh yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna set my answer. 1:12:22.120 --> 1:12:23.519 It's a curse because then I got to hear that 1:12:23.520 --> 1:12:25.679 guy talk about that book, and I don't I don't 1:12:25.680 --> 1:12:27.280 want to hear about anybody talking about the book, whether 1:12:27.320 --> 1:12:28.759 they read it or listen to it. 1:12:28.840 --> 1:12:34.679 So it's a curse. That's a curse. Oh wrong, Wrong again. 1:12:35.680 --> 1:12:36.599 I think it's a gift. 1:12:36.720 --> 1:12:40.320 You've read the book, you did the work. However, you 1:12:40.320 --> 1:12:41.479 got the book into your brain. 1:12:42.520 --> 1:12:45.559 Now you're changing it though you're saying I thought I 1:12:45.640 --> 1:12:47.599 was the person listened to person talk about the book. 1:12:47.840 --> 1:12:49.559 It's a curse to me, it's a gift to you. 1:12:50.560 --> 1:12:55.599 As far as the game rules go, it's a gift. Ah, okay, 1:12:55.720 --> 1:12:58.560 zero out of two so far. We hate to hear it. 1:12:58.560 --> 1:12:59.920 It's just the worst thing I've ever seen. 1:13:00.720 --> 1:13:02.439 This is the this is the worst performance in the 1:13:02.439 --> 1:13:02.960 history of the game. 1:13:03.040 --> 1:13:05.439 Actually, no, a few people have lost. There are a 1:13:05.479 --> 1:13:09.000 few people have lost, but you might not lose. I 1:13:09.040 --> 1:13:12.599 don't know what here's Eric Eric suggested, gift or a curse. 1:13:13.080 --> 1:13:17.080 Grocery stores that play a thunderstorm sound effect before missing 1:13:17.120 --> 1:13:17.800 the produce. 1:13:19.240 --> 1:13:22.000 That's a gift? Why? Because what a joy? 1:13:22.320 --> 1:13:23.880 What a joy that somebody went out of their way 1:13:23.920 --> 1:13:25.800 to say we had a little show for you. 1:13:25.880 --> 1:13:28.880 That's a show? Are you kidding me? That's cucumbers in 1:13:28.920 --> 1:13:32.120 a show. I mean, if I'm wrong on this one, 1:13:32.160 --> 1:13:35.559 I'm walking. I'm not kidding. I'm leaving the premises the 1:13:35.560 --> 1:13:37.479 same way I went at a at a car dealer ship. 1:13:37.680 --> 1:13:40.720 I can't argue with that. What a delight. Yes, I've 1:13:40.760 --> 1:13:45.120 never gotten to experience because that's a problem. But maybe 1:13:45.200 --> 1:13:47.040 what grocery stores are doing this I don't know, but 1:13:47.120 --> 1:13:49.640 I want to go there. That sounds incredible. I mean, 1:13:49.680 --> 1:13:51.400 the one problem I see is I feel like every 1:13:51.439 --> 1:13:53.640 section of the grocery store should have a sound effect. 1:13:54.560 --> 1:13:57.200 But oh, I'd be thrilled. They should have lightning going, 1:13:57.360 --> 1:13:58.519 they should flash the lights. 1:13:58.600 --> 1:14:00.240 You think there should be Little Tellian mused in the 1:14:00.280 --> 1:14:01.599 pasta and sauces asle. 1:14:01.800 --> 1:14:02.759 Little Frank Sinatra. 1:14:03.040 --> 1:14:03.760 No, I don't want that. 1:14:04.680 --> 1:14:07.200 It's a likely no matter. It's the last thing I want. 1:14:07.640 --> 1:14:13.280 Maybe just some ambiance your husband, what about the cereal 1:14:13.400 --> 1:14:14.919 or something something fun, something. 1:14:15.200 --> 1:14:18.720 Fun, Yeah, peppy, so kids I could go for. I 1:14:18.720 --> 1:14:21.479 mean that grocery store is probably a racket at this point. 1:14:21.880 --> 1:14:25.200 There's too much noise, too many conflicting sounds. 1:14:25.280 --> 1:14:26.880 Yeah, but if you're walking out that aisle, they've got 1:14:26.960 --> 1:14:28.639 enough speaker set up and all you hear. 1:14:28.920 --> 1:14:32.919 Is the ambience. It's gotta be fun. It's an experience. Yeah, 1:14:33.280 --> 1:14:33.880 it's a gift. 1:14:33.960 --> 1:14:36.639 And when you're at Disneyland and you're just walking around 1:14:36.720 --> 1:14:39.240 and then the second you walk into frontier Land, you 1:14:39.439 --> 1:14:42.320 hear that music. You didn't hear it right a foot 1:14:42.360 --> 1:14:44.320 and a half away from it. The second you step in, 1:14:44.360 --> 1:14:45.759 your hear it. Same with the aisles. 1:14:46.040 --> 1:14:47.920 Disney should get into the grocery business. 1:14:47.920 --> 1:14:49.800 I'd like to see him expand you're having a tough time. 1:14:49.880 --> 1:14:54.040 Drop everything, go into the Yeah, I would chop at 1:14:54.040 --> 1:14:55.280 a Disney grocery store. 1:14:55.560 --> 1:15:00.000 Actually, it would probably be it would absolutely devastate you financially. 1:14:59.479 --> 1:15:01.400 It would be too expension. I'd go once. 1:15:01.640 --> 1:15:05.120 It would be a fun little experience. Yes, that's an 1:15:05.160 --> 1:15:07.719 idea for Disney to continue ripping people off. 1:15:08.080 --> 1:15:08.679 Go for it. 1:15:09.120 --> 1:15:11.960 Okay, you got one out of three bad not a 1:15:11.960 --> 1:15:12.720 good job, that's it. 1:15:13.160 --> 1:15:13.360 Yeah. 1:15:13.479 --> 1:15:16.639 Unfortunately, you so you knew when I was over two 1:15:16.840 --> 1:15:19.639 I couldn't win, and you said you could still win. 1:15:19.840 --> 1:15:21.800 You gave me false I say you could still win. 1:15:21.920 --> 1:15:24.360 Yes, what I meant to say is you can still 1:15:24.479 --> 1:15:26.240 not walk away a complete mess. 1:15:26.640 --> 1:15:28.160 All right, Well, I'll accept that thing. 1:15:28.120 --> 1:15:30.880 Which is a little win. It's kind of a little win. 1:15:31.320 --> 1:15:32.720 I'm gonna you know what, I'm gonna leave here on 1:15:32.720 --> 1:15:34.439 a high because you said I was a good looking man, 1:15:34.560 --> 1:15:35.479 so I'm still on that. 1:15:35.640 --> 1:15:37.400 You're taking a couple of things away with this, and 1:15:37.400 --> 1:15:38.280 you're leaving a vacuum. 1:15:38.320 --> 1:15:42.320 I'm leaving a very expensive gag gift. Okay. 1:15:42.360 --> 1:15:44.720 This is the final segment of the podcast. It's called 1:15:44.720 --> 1:15:48.080 I said no emails people right in to I said, 1:15:48.080 --> 1:15:51.160 no gifts at gmail dot com with whatever questions they want, problems, 1:15:51.200 --> 1:15:53.599 blah blah blah they want to answer. So, okay, will 1:15:53.640 --> 1:15:56.519 you help me answer a question? Okay, let me get 1:15:56.520 --> 1:16:01.680 into the doc. Here, open opening, opening, So like it's 1:16:01.760 --> 1:16:04.360 recess at the moment, it is currently recess. I wonder 1:16:04.400 --> 1:16:06.400 if the listener will be able to hear recess. What 1:16:06.400 --> 1:16:09.280 do you think, on Lisa, So they're hearing the joy 1:16:09.360 --> 1:16:13.640 of children's laughter? What an incredible benefit of this podcast? 1:16:13.720 --> 1:16:16.719 What other podcast has the joy of children's laughter? 1:16:17.520 --> 1:16:20.720 None? None, just the playground podcast? That would be it. 1:16:21.320 --> 1:16:25.519 Okay, should buy some creep, right, some guys, this car 1:16:25.600 --> 1:16:26.200 records this. 1:16:26.400 --> 1:16:29.280 Recording from the Special Elementary. Now, yeah, you know what, 1:16:29.320 --> 1:16:30.960 that's not a bad idea. I'm gonna pitch it. Read 1:16:30.960 --> 1:16:33.240 it over to. That's gonna be the next exactly right pod. 1:16:33.840 --> 1:16:36.920 Crime is on the way out. Now it's like active crime. 1:16:37.160 --> 1:16:42.599 You're committing a crime while doing the podcast. Truer crime. Okay, 1:16:42.600 --> 1:16:44.679 this is dear Bridger and delightful guest. 1:16:44.720 --> 1:16:46.040 That's very nice, thank you. 1:16:46.680 --> 1:16:50.240 I am an administrator at a university and I supervise 1:16:50.400 --> 1:16:54.160 six employees my salary is not hugely larger than theirs, 1:16:54.200 --> 1:16:56.320 but I still feel I should give holiday gifts to 1:16:56.360 --> 1:16:59.880 people I directly supervise. I am financially able to give 1:16:59.920 --> 1:17:03.120 the all gifts in the area of thirty dollars apiece. 1:17:04.080 --> 1:17:06.960 Since this will come from my personal money, what should 1:17:06.960 --> 1:17:09.800 I give my own? Past supervisors often gave me twenty 1:17:09.840 --> 1:17:13.200 five dollars Starbucks gift cards, but that feels both impersonal 1:17:13.280 --> 1:17:17.280 and self serving. Since caffeine is mostly a prerequisite for working. 1:17:17.880 --> 1:17:20.000 I would love to give them all significant raises, and 1:17:20.080 --> 1:17:23.000 I do give them good reviews, but ultimately, salaries are 1:17:23.000 --> 1:17:26.360 determined by our budget and HR offices, so compensation is 1:17:26.400 --> 1:17:29.680 not in my control. It sounds like they're dodging blame here. 1:17:30.479 --> 1:17:33.640 What is an appropriate and inexpensive gift for six employees 1:17:33.640 --> 1:17:36.720 that says I appreciate you, and our department would fall 1:17:36.720 --> 1:17:39.000 apart without you, and none of us are paid enough. 1:17:39.040 --> 1:17:42.240 But here's a little holiday cheer. Well, okay, if I've 1:17:42.280 --> 1:17:44.679 ever seen a run on sentence, I hope this person's 1:17:44.720 --> 1:17:48.679 not in charge of the English Department. Thanks Julie. Julie 1:17:48.720 --> 1:17:53.880 has six employees. Julie obviously is like saying a bunch 1:17:53.920 --> 1:17:56.720 of bad stuff about her past supervisors. They didn't give 1:17:56.800 --> 1:17:59.400 thoughtful enough gifts to Julie. So she's got kind of 1:17:59.400 --> 1:18:01.719 a high opinion in of herself, and she's got about 1:18:01.760 --> 1:18:05.560 what's sixty or thirty times six is one hundred and 1:18:05.600 --> 1:18:08.559 eighty dollars Harney Bucks, one hundred and eighty ish dollars 1:18:09.080 --> 1:18:12.040 for the six employees. What do you give your employees? 1:18:12.080 --> 1:18:14.000 Do you give your employees any money or any gifts? 1:18:14.080 --> 1:18:15.760 Or will you'll give them a Christmas bonus? Oh? 1:18:15.920 --> 1:18:17.640 Yeah, you give a bonus. The bonus is such a 1:18:17.640 --> 1:18:18.280 wonderful feeling. 1:18:18.360 --> 1:18:21.080 Yeah, we give them a nice Christmas bonus. I will say, 1:18:21.160 --> 1:18:23.439 in Julie's case, based on that email, maybe just a 1:18:23.520 --> 1:18:26.680 day of silence would be a gift, because good. 1:18:26.439 --> 1:18:31.400 Lord, that was a lot. I will see. I will say, 1:18:31.439 --> 1:18:34.280 I will say this. I will never it may be impersonal. 1:18:34.320 --> 1:18:36.040 It may if you want to give me a twenty 1:18:36.040 --> 1:18:39.200 five dollars target card, I will never not like that. 1:18:39.320 --> 1:18:40.000 I love it, and. 1:18:40.520 --> 1:18:42.519 I get I bet you her employees will feel the 1:18:42.560 --> 1:18:44.479 same way. Who doesn't want that? 1:18:44.680 --> 1:18:45.400 It feels great? 1:18:45.720 --> 1:18:45.960 Great. 1:18:46.000 --> 1:18:48.640 I think as a society we finally moved on to 1:18:48.800 --> 1:18:50.200 say gift cards are great. 1:18:50.240 --> 1:18:50.679 They're great. 1:18:50.960 --> 1:18:53.479 There's nothing wrong with a gift card. I don't feel 1:18:53.520 --> 1:18:55.680 like it's impersonal. I just think, oh, you have a 1:18:55.680 --> 1:18:58.080 life that you're living, and you can't constantly dedicate yourself 1:18:58.120 --> 1:19:01.080 to thinking about my everyone of my interests. 1:19:00.760 --> 1:19:03.840 Or bopping around to Bridger likes music, I'll go to 1:19:03.880 --> 1:19:05.160 the record store and get him something. 1:19:05.560 --> 1:19:08.120 You know, on a least likes t shirts, I'll go 1:19:08.160 --> 1:19:08.920 to the story and get. 1:19:08.800 --> 1:19:10.920 Her that, right, Right, I've got other things to do. 1:19:11.040 --> 1:19:12.840 I got other things to do. I've I've got a 1:19:12.840 --> 1:19:16.200 department to run. I think the gift cards will win. 1:19:16.320 --> 1:19:17.280 And I know it's impersonal. 1:19:17.320 --> 1:19:18.840 I don't care. I don't think it's a personal anymore. 1:19:18.880 --> 1:19:19.960 I think it's a wonderful gift. 1:19:20.040 --> 1:19:21.880 How about it You go to a nice like a 1:19:21.920 --> 1:19:24.880 local fun restaurant, then and get the gift cards there. 1:19:24.960 --> 1:19:27.360 Wonderful. Then it's a little more specific. It's not coffee. 1:19:27.400 --> 1:19:29.240 You know what else is nice, although the money doesn't 1:19:29.240 --> 1:19:31.080 cover it, is a massage. 1:19:31.479 --> 1:19:34.680 Oh yeah, I mean a thirty dollars massage. Is you're 1:19:34.720 --> 1:19:37.880 in the middle of the mall, that's probably a mall massage. 1:19:37.960 --> 1:19:40.759 In that weird chair. That weird chair laying down. 1:19:40.720 --> 1:19:44.960 Next to like the ear piercing pagoda. Right, that's not 1:19:45.000 --> 1:19:47.519 a place you want to get a massage, but a massage. 1:19:47.520 --> 1:19:49.400 What a gift. It's a nice gift, you know what 1:19:49.439 --> 1:19:49.720 you do. 1:19:50.000 --> 1:19:52.360 She's got one hundred and eighty dollars, gives one of 1:19:52.400 --> 1:19:55.760 the employees one hundred dollars massage, and then the rest 1:19:55.760 --> 1:19:58.519 of them get kind of crummy gifts, and now they're 1:19:58.520 --> 1:20:00.880 competing with each other. I need to do a better job. 1:20:00.880 --> 1:20:01.559 Did you get that? 1:20:02.040 --> 1:20:02.880 We say it again? 1:20:03.880 --> 1:20:04.479 Why did you get that? 1:20:04.479 --> 1:20:04.599 Oh? 1:20:04.680 --> 1:20:05.400 Yeah, why'd you get that? 1:20:06.200 --> 1:20:10.280 I do character to throw you. I was trying to 1:20:10.280 --> 1:20:11.160 do some character work. 1:20:11.200 --> 1:20:14.040 All of a sudden, suddenly I'm questioning everything. No, I 1:20:14.040 --> 1:20:16.439 think that's a great way of strategy to keep your 1:20:16.479 --> 1:20:20.839 employees on their toes. One hundred dollars to local massage 1:20:20.880 --> 1:20:22.879 parlor or maybe not a parlor. 1:20:23.520 --> 1:20:26.160 No, not a parlor or maybe a parlor. 1:20:26.200 --> 1:20:27.599 Actually, that's gonna get Julie fired. 1:20:27.720 --> 1:20:30.280 Yeah, get a legit, Oh yeah, legit? What do you 1:20:30.320 --> 1:20:30.559 call that? 1:20:30.600 --> 1:20:31.599 A massage center? 1:20:31.680 --> 1:20:34.120 A spa, A spa spat spa day. 1:20:34.280 --> 1:20:38.439 And then she's got eighty dollars for five other people 1:20:39.000 --> 1:20:40.800 and they're getting Krummy gifts. 1:20:40.880 --> 1:20:42.000 Yeah, but eighteen bucks each. 1:20:42.200 --> 1:20:44.639 Yeah, and they're all and then they're kind of working 1:20:44.680 --> 1:20:46.800 to get that other person out of a job. There's 1:20:46.840 --> 1:20:48.760 something to watch for the next year. You get to 1:20:48.760 --> 1:20:50.200 watch them fight amongst each other. 1:20:51.439 --> 1:20:53.280 That's a perfect gift. I think it's wonderful. I think 1:20:53.320 --> 1:20:55.840 we've answered to this question clear. I would welcome an 1:20:55.840 --> 1:20:59.040 eighteen dollars target gift card. I would five dollars. 1:21:00.040 --> 1:21:01.760 Look, I can put it towards something I don't care. 1:21:01.840 --> 1:21:03.800 I get excited when the pharmacists said, oh, you've just 1:21:03.880 --> 1:21:06.960 been your tenth prescription. Here's a five dollars coupon. 1:21:07.160 --> 1:21:07.960 It feels great. 1:21:09.000 --> 1:21:14.200 Anything fifty cents might be an inconvenience. Can you put 1:21:14.240 --> 1:21:15.000 fifty cents on. 1:21:14.960 --> 1:21:16.920 A gift card? I don't think you can go that way. 1:21:16.920 --> 1:21:17.800 That would be insulting. 1:21:17.960 --> 1:21:19.920 I think it'd be you'd make your statement. 1:21:20.160 --> 1:21:26.680 It would be something about yourself and you're giving it. Okay, Well, 1:21:26.760 --> 1:21:29.920 Julie's got her answer, and her employees are now fighting 1:21:29.960 --> 1:21:33.760 with each other and the department is in chaos, and 1:21:33.840 --> 1:21:36.720 Julie has some she's probably bored with her job. She's 1:21:36.760 --> 1:21:39.160 writing into a podcast for answers. She clearly needs something 1:21:39.200 --> 1:21:41.880 to do at length. At length. Yeah, this is probably 1:21:41.960 --> 1:21:46.200 two hours of work she's getting paid for. Wow, Julie, 1:21:46.800 --> 1:21:49.720 you're welcome. Wow, Jimmy, we've done it. We've done it. 1:21:49.720 --> 1:21:52.040 I've gone two gifts. One of them is very valuable. 1:21:52.080 --> 1:21:55.479 One's a backup in case my other photo goes missing 1:21:55.640 --> 1:21:57.000 or something. 1:21:56.680 --> 1:22:01.000 Happens away in a flood, in a flooded could put 1:22:01.000 --> 1:22:01.599 that a high. 1:22:01.479 --> 1:22:02.800 Up put that on a high up shelf, if you 1:22:02.800 --> 1:22:03.680 would please. 1:22:04.560 --> 1:22:06.840 I'll put that on the ceiling. I'm gonna tape that 1:22:06.880 --> 1:22:08.160 to the ceiling or step there. 1:22:08.880 --> 1:22:10.519 Wow. I've had such a nice time with you. I 1:22:10.520 --> 1:22:11.880 have enjoyed every second of this. 1:22:12.160 --> 1:22:14.439 Thank you for the gifts. Thank you for being here. 1:22:14.479 --> 1:22:15.600 I honor thank you for having me. 1:22:15.840 --> 1:22:21.120 And now the podcast is over. So see listener. The podcast, 1:22:21.200 --> 1:22:24.200 you can tell is screeching to a halt. You've got 1:22:24.240 --> 1:22:27.600 to do something else. You've got to finish whatever you 1:22:27.640 --> 1:22:30.400 were doing. Stop mowing the lawn your I mean, it's 1:22:30.560 --> 1:22:35.040 absolutely mud at this point, you've destroyed your yard. You've 1:22:35.080 --> 1:22:38.160 done too much. Move on, We'll talk to you soon. 1:22:38.520 --> 1:22:46.160 I love you, goodbye, I said no gifts is an 1:22:46.200 --> 1:22:50.519 exactly right production it's produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, 1:22:50.720 --> 1:22:53.759 and it's beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't 1:22:53.760 --> 1:22:57.599 do it without our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, 1:22:57.800 --> 1:23:01.840 of course, could only come from miracle Worker Amy Man. 1:23:02.360 --> 1:23:05.320 You must follow the show on Instagram. At I said, 1:23:05.360 --> 1:23:07.760 no gifts. I don't want to hear any excuses. That's 1:23:07.800 --> 1:23:09.799 where you get to see pictures of all these gorgeous 1:23:09.800 --> 1:23:11.799 gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see pictures 1:23:11.800 --> 1:23:12.400 of the gifts? 1:23:14.320 --> 1:23:20.000 And I invited you hear I thought I made myself 1:23:20.200 --> 1:23:21.320 perfectly clear. 1:23:22.600 --> 1:23:23.200 When you're a. 1:23:23.280 --> 1:23:29.120 Guest to my home, you gotta come to me empty. 1:23:29.520 --> 1:23:37.960 And I said, no, guests your own presences presence And. 1:23:36.920 --> 1:23:41.240 I already had too much stuff, So how do 1:23:41.439 --> 1:23:43.840 You dare to survey me