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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. It's one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Another on the twenties. Hello, Hi, Yes,

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Speaker 1: my name is Thoughtald that I'm calling from pizza. It's

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Speaker 1: this antoinette. Oh uh yeah, So you're probably wondering why

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Speaker 1: your pizza hasn't arrived yet. I yeah, I guess the

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Speaker 1: husband a bit. That's why I'm calling because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to inform you that we are trying out a new

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Speaker 1: pizza of technology to get your pizza there faster and quicker,

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Speaker 1: and um so it's not working as well as we

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Speaker 1: thought it would. Uh so does that mean my pizza's coming.

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Speaker 1: It's called a pizza drone. Okay, yes, so you guys

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Speaker 1: are delivering pizzas with drone. We're trying to be something

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Speaker 1: has gone a little haywire. The fly I'm calling like

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Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks have been bumming into things.

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Speaker 1: So fee're telling me my pizza is literally gonna fly

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Speaker 1: here on a drone. Well, so I was telling you

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Speaker 1: it was flying there on a drone. But according to

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Speaker 1: my GPS, the pizza drone might have crashed out a

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Speaker 1: park that's near your house. So would you be able

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Speaker 1: to like go look for it for us? What look

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Speaker 1: for it? Well? Yes, because say with delivering your pizza,

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Speaker 1: and I can tell you like where it is and

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Speaker 1: maybe you go check it out. Okay, see exactly, you're

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Speaker 1: delivering my pizza. Why am I going to go search

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Speaker 1: for my pizza on some flying, crashing drone. I guess

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Speaker 1: that's sort of a good point because you're the customer

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Speaker 1: and I should probably find the drone myself exactly. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna drive over there in that area

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Speaker 1: and look for your pizza and then i'll just see

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Speaker 1: if I can find it. How about you send me

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Speaker 1: a new pizza and you can find your pizza drone later?

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Speaker 1: Okay sir, Yes, I'll send you the new pizza, but

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Speaker 1: first I gotta find the drone. So I'll just call

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Speaker 1: you back on a little bit. It's just take me

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Speaker 1: about ten minutes to drive over there, okay, so i'll

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Speaker 1: call you back. Thank you. Hello, Hi, and this is

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Speaker 1: Donald from again. How's it going. What's going on? Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I thought I explained that earlier with trying to deliver

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Speaker 1: the pizza via drone and then the drone grass where

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Speaker 1: my pizza? Okay, so got some good news. I found

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Speaker 1: the drone that crashed. I'm sorry, I don't really care

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Speaker 1: about the drone. Yeah, I just want to know where

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Speaker 1: my feet. It crashed at a dog park, So it's

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Speaker 1: kind of messed up because I think all the dogs

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Speaker 1: got free pizza, right, not good for them, but yeah

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Speaker 1: probably not. Where the hell is my pizza? Well? So

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Speaker 1: good news, Um, it should get there in less than

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Speaker 1: five minutes. Okay, okay, yes, and this willn't be a

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Speaker 1: pizza full of dog hair on a drone, Oh no, No,

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Speaker 1: this will be a brand new pizza because the dogs

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Speaker 1: are other one and this one is pretty sweet because

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Speaker 1: we're trying on new pizza technology. This is a driverless Yes,

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Speaker 1: we're delivering this via driverless pizza scooter. That's what We're

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Speaker 1: trying some new inventions to see if we could deliver

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Speaker 1: pizza's better and faster using technology. So we have the

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Speaker 1: drone and we also have this pizza scooter. It's driver less.

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Speaker 1: So the cool thing is you don't even have to

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Speaker 1: tip it. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You

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Speaker 1: can even take a selfie with it if you want.

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Speaker 1: It has a built on selfie camera. But I don't

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Speaker 1: want to take a selfie with anything. I just want

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Speaker 1: my pizza, I know. And that's why it's going to

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Speaker 1: get their extra fast, because um, I sort of fiddled

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Speaker 1: with the wiring and stuff and I got the thing

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Speaker 1: to go extra fast. So it's like speeding over the

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Speaker 1: red that sounds promising. Oh oh jeez, um, this is okay.

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Speaker 1: This is not good. Oh no, I'm so what is

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Speaker 1: going on? What is not good? So let me apologize

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Speaker 1: to you because, um, I might have had sort of

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Speaker 1: a snafu with the driverless pizza scooter. What now, Well,

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Speaker 1: so you remember how I said that I made the

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Speaker 1: pizza scooter be able to go extra fast. I said

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Speaker 1: that just like a couple of seconds ago. Yes, I remember.

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Speaker 1: So I'm checking the camera on it and it looks

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Speaker 1: like just been pulled over by a police officer. So

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Speaker 1: you've got to be kidding me. How many idiots does

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Speaker 1: it take to deliver a pizza? Well, I'm not really

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Speaker 1: sure because um, like I know, at least it takes

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Speaker 1: more than a drone and a scooter. This is the

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Speaker 1: stupidest thing ever. This has to be a joke real life.

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Speaker 1: I wish it was a joke, because the thing is,

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Speaker 1: I don't have money to bail out the scooter, so

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Speaker 1: if I could borrow, like, I don't know how much.

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Speaker 1: How much do you think of going to cost to

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Speaker 1: bail out the scooter? Can you're asking me to borrow

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Speaker 1: money right now just for bail No? Now, I know

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Speaker 1: this is a joke. What the hell is going on?

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the

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Speaker 1: morning doing a phone tap on you and your boyfriend

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Speaker 1: Kin set you up? What Yeah, he told me he

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Speaker 1: was going to pretend to order a pizza from your

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Speaker 1: phone so that I could mess with you. Yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: my god. This stupid. But if that would be pretty

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Speaker 1: sweet though with the drone delivering pizzas, and then also

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Speaker 1: if they're with a driverless scooter pizza delivery, something that

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Speaker 1: would be pretty clear leer would not work at all.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil foam tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On removing ninety two point five