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Speaker 1: fly from Santa Fe, New Mexico celebrating Elvis and Alex's wedding.

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Speaker 1: It's a full show from my house. It's Stilbys to

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Speaker 1: I'm much bigger invite than you know. Really, what invite

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Speaker 1: You know, the queen wanted me? The queeney You staying

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Speaker 1: Latie decide which four people are getting these breakfast sandwiches

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Speaker 1: because it's a debate. There's only four ms. What are

418
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Speaker 1: you wearing? Oh my god, oh god, you hold my guys?

419
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Speaker 1: Can you describe what he's wearing for he's wearing nothing

420
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 1: and then a little apron that has a naked man

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Speaker 1: on it with peppers around his neck. And he turned

422
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Speaker 1: around and it is too early for butthole duel my god,

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00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,560
Speaker 1: Chef Latie, I don't want to see your chocolate cheerio.

424
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: I met this before you. I wanted to happen this

425
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 1: and this is called to wake up good. Okay, So

426
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: so he brought me a banana with two lines. We

427
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: gotta move on, chef, can you take can you put

428
00:24:17,359 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 1: some underwear on? First? Can you take the Jimmy Dean

429
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,000
Speaker 1: the Jimmy Dean sausage biscuits downstairs? They want them and

430
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: go to can I. I suddenly looked then, and I

431
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: want to before you leave today, I want to sleep

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Speaker 1: with you Alex some time. Okay, no, really, I thought

433
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Speaker 1: you liked women. You want to do guys, because this

434
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Speaker 1: is a special day. I want to do you Alex

435
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Speaker 1: some time. Okay, to the left, and I want to

436
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: get out and get out of here, by the way,

437
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,639
Speaker 1: by the way, later on, I want you to do

438
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: a deliver breakfast in bed to Alex. He's sleeping. I

439
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:56,719
Speaker 1: certainly will let me put this away. I get out

440
00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: of here. He just put it. He just put a

441
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: line up, asked get out of here. And see. This

442
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 1: is why I'm happy that we're not a TV show.

443
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:12,000
Speaker 1: All right, So Chef Latie as doing breakfast. Hey, can

444
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: we go to line one? Uh, Anthony, thank you. Let's

445
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: go talk to Zach online one. Hey, Zach, welcome to

446
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,800
Speaker 1: the Wedding Show. You actually have a question that's very fitting.

447
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: What's your question? Good morning? So my question is I

448
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: just bought an engagement ring and I'm trying to figure

449
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:33,400
Speaker 1: out how to do it. Oh well, I don't know.

450
00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a billion different ways to propose. I

451
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: don't know what in your mind, Zach, what is like

452
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 1: the ultimate fantasy proposal, Like what would you want to happen?

453
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:47,800
Speaker 1: And yeah, wow, I'd want it to be somewhere scenic,

454
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Speaker 1: you know, I want to I want to have somewhere

455
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Speaker 1: that I can get, you know, great pictures to to

456
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: keep the memory of. But I wanted to be somewhere

457
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: kind of quiet and uh definitely more secluded and not

458
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 1: necessary early out public. Well okay, where do you Where

459
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: do you live? What town do you calling from? Well?

460
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: I live in Philadelphia and uh my hopefully fiance to

461
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: be currently lives in Texas, but I got some plans

462
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:16,080
Speaker 1: to change that soon, of course. So do you want

463
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: to invite your your significant other up to Philly? I

464
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 1: mean I would do it outside, Yeah, look at Philly.

465
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: Of course, you could go anywhere in Old Town, anywhere

466
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Speaker 1: in in uh you know, like like Society Hill, like

467
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,760
Speaker 1: Fourth and Spruce. But or you could go out to

468
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: a valley forge. Well, do you go hiking or anything?

469
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 1: Maybe like something like that would be nice. Yeah, I

470
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: was listening to that. We're definitely both outdoorsy people and

471
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,679
Speaker 1: we love doing stuff outside, whether it's you know, the

472
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,080
Speaker 1: beach or the or the woods or anything. So yeah,

473
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: we're definitely trying to I'm definitely trying to think of

474
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: some somewhere out of the idea she or he's he

475
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Speaker 1: or she? I don't know, tell me she she? She

476
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: lives in Texas, you live in Philly. Why don't you

477
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: meet in Miami because if you want to seclude an

478
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 1: in quiet place, you can go to a Miami Marlins game. Anyway. Yep,

479
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: that's good, that's good. I'm a Philly fan. Where in

480
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: Texas does she live? Wake up to the Magnolia farm? Well, yeah, Look,

481
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: here's what you do. Why don't you just always have

482
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: the rings on You always have the rings on you,

483
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: and when you when you're at that perfect place, you'll

484
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: know it. Just be ready to go. Be spontaneous. Yeah,

485
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: that's a good idea. Rather than planning it out like

486
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: where it has to be, just live with the rings

487
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: in your pocket for a while and then when you

488
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: go to that perfect place and it's a perfect timing

489
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 1: thing and she's in a great mood, you're in a

490
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: great mood. Boom, Yeah, all on one knee. What do

491
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: you marry me? Yeah? I definitely wouldn't be able to

492
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:50,840
Speaker 1: to wait very long, that's for sure. You love her

493
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: so much, Oh my god, there's a lot of love

494
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: on this line, there is. Yeah, making me a little jealous.

495
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,239
Speaker 1: Oh is it so what? I want to say? Congratulations.

496
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 1: I've been so happy for you. I can't wait for you. Guys.

497
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing. Oh thank you. Yeah. Alex passed

498
00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: out downstairs in the bed. Yeah. Yeah, we're getting married Saturday.

499
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. And I'm so excited. We have

500
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: so many great friends coming. We're more excited about the

501
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: party with our friends than we are about getting married.

502
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,159
Speaker 1: Is that bad? Yeah? Well, Zach, look best of uck

503
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 1: to you. But I love the spontaneous thing rather than

504
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: planning it out. Just be ready to go and you'll

505
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: know and it's right. You'll be like boom yeah, and

506
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 1: you'll look like a master. All right, thank you so much.

507
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: Something tells me you're a catch. You sound great. Yeah.

508
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 1: I think I'd rather marry Zach. No, No, no, no,

509
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: not Zach. Hold on one second. It's nice that Zach

510
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: puts so much thought into it. You know. I love that.

511
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: I saw the other day on the TV in my

512
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 1: hotel room something about the San Antonio Springs and it's

513
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: only a three hour drive from Waco. Maybe he could

514
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: go there, Santonio Spring Springs. Springs. Look, it's like in

515
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 1: Fredericksburg or something Antonio hot Spring. I'm going it looks

516
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 1: really pretty. Hey, look so here we are in Santa Fe.

517
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: How many people are here from our show? Like everyone? Everyone,

518
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: they're flying in today. So I was hanging out with

519
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: family last night and then other people. It's a blur.

520
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: But you guys, you guys all went out for dinner. Yeah,

521
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: it's delicious. We're asking me online like, well, how come

522
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: you weren't having dinner with them. I'm like, well, because

523
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: I was with family, wedding stuff to do. Well, we

524
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: were just drinking. Yeah. Anyway, so there's a picture on Instagram.

525
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: Who posted the picture of you guys at dinner the

526
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: show show? Yeah, I have a problem with this. Okay,

527
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 1: So okay, So scary looks like he has massive like boobs.

528
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: People are what happened? First of all, everyone looks normal

529
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: except for me. I thought it was like a digital glitch.

530
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,960
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there and I'm examining the picture and I'm like,

531
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,040
Speaker 1: this can't be right, and I'm lozooming in. I'm like,

532
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: somebody doctored this picture. Somebody would ran into like a

533
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: face two lap. I slid the thumb across and made

534
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: my boobs. I think sometimes angles just hit the wrong way.

535
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 1: It looks like just the shirt, you look like an

536
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: old lady with big sagging breast. I think it's a

537
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 1: digital glitch. I don't think anybody did anything to you.

538
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: I had like double Jay's look at I was looking

539
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 1: at you at dinner, though, and there were a couple

540
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,120
Speaker 1: of times where your shirt was bunched out like you

541
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 1: had some boobs. Let me tell you, when I lived

542
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: on the farm, we called people like you a milker.

543
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: I mean I did, letcha. I didn't even know her. Anyway,

544
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: you have to see this picture. I don't even my

545
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 1: mother even texted me, right, because what's going on? You

546
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: got big teddies, but they are shamely and perky, so

547
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: that's awesome. By way, by the way, we can say

548
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: that word I just said if it's referring to a

549
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: man's breast. Okay, can we talk about what else happened

550
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: at dinner last night? So there were how many of you,

551
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 1: like twenties something people at dinner were so for some reason,

552
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: straight Nate, who is our senior executive producer, decided to

553
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: stand up and control the dinner. So he stood up.

554
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 1: What was the announcement he made at dinner last night. Okay.

555
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 1: The announcement was that everybody had to be at the

556
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 1: lobby at a certain time, right, that's the announcement that

557
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: we're talking at dinner. You were deparing us for this

558
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: morning and say we're gonna be at LOBBYA two thirty

559
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,760
Speaker 1: in the morning, so we gotta make this a quick dinner,

560
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: a quick one. So you told you told people what

561
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: they could or could not order. Correct. He got pissed

562
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,880
Speaker 1: off when somebody ordered certain things. That was amazing. It

563
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: was already late. There's a two hour time difference. I

564
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: mean it was basically ten o'clock when we're eating. So

565
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:25,719
Speaker 1: no appetizers, no nothing, but no salad. Who who can

566
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,280
Speaker 1: quote what Nate said? Okay, Froggy, what did Nate say?

567
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: It's a table? Froggy? Did you order the calamari? You

568
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 1: a hole? You know we have to get out of

569
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: here sooner than this. Nobody else order appetizers. That the

570
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: only one. Okay, Nate, what sort of enjoyable evening is that? Listen,

571
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 1: I'm looking out for everybody. Get I want to get

572
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 1: some sleep. It gets worse, it gets worse. So we

573
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: all eat and then so he sees Woody Allan, who

574
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: our waiter looked exactly like what he Alan? Would you

575
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: don't tell people that. He sees the waiter coming back

576
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: to the table with the dessert stacks menu. So it's like,

577
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:58,239
Speaker 1: it's like fourteen minutes in dessert and you guys are

578
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: ready for dessert, right, Yeah, what does he do? He stops.

579
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: The guy says, no, no no, we don't need those will

580
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: take the check. We had to go home. I was then, mother,

581
00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: I heard you were in such a hurry. All the

582
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 1: stakes were cooked. Rare. Daniel was very rare because of Nate. Yeah.

583
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: I actually gave somebody, Yeah I think it was you,

584
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,959
Speaker 1: Danielle crap because you wanted. But by the way, this

585
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: is a special week and even though we have to

586
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,640
Speaker 1: wake up in the middle of the night to come

587
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 1: in into the house, into the show, people want to

588
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: have a good time Elvis if I may, Yes, yes, Gregory, Okay, listen,

589
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:29,560
Speaker 1: here's the thing. So I looked over to Nate and

590
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: I said, Nate, this is the proper time. We're at

591
00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: a nice long table here. You should give a speech.

592
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: So he says, why me, I said, because you are

593
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 1: the senior executive producer. You're the highest ranking person, you know.

594
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 1: We realized Nate has no clue how to give a speech.

595
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: He passed it off to one of the other iHeart

596
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 1: Radio reps that were that was with us. No, his

597
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: actual speech was, guys, we have two. That's what he said, Daniel.

598
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: Daniel didn't make it seem like he like controlled the

599
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: whole dinner. Yes, yes, for that. Nate was the only

600
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: one that got coffee after dinner. He told nobody else.

601
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: We don't get it out. I caught Woody Allen the

602
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: waiter in advance, and said I need a call. I

603
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: could have used the cheese. Okay, look, look, look, this

604
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: is a special time. I'm having wine here and four

605
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: fifty four in the morning wine. Okay, everyone, we need

606
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: to calm it down just a little bit. But I

607
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: love this text. I want to throat punch Nate. By

608
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: the way, that's the second person. Okay, now you know

609
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: how much I love my Dave Brody, and I hear

610
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: that you totally screwed him royally last night. Brody, what

611
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 1: did he do? I don't know about this. Okay, So

612
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: Nate says, I want to order the big steak. They

613
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: really expensive steak, but I can't eat the whole thing.

614
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: So well, I'm ordering lamb chops. Why don't we split it.

615
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: I'll eat half your steak and I'll you'll have half

616
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: my lamb chops. So Scottie had his cut and half.

617
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: So he shared his steak with his wife, and Nate

618
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 1: gets the steak uncut, and my food wasn't ready yet.

619
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: So I see him eating the steak with his knife

620
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 1: and fork, chowing down, and I say, hey, Nate, are

621
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: you gonna cut off half for me? Oh? Yeah, when

622
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 1: your plate arrives, I'll give you something. So my plate arrives,

623
00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,400
Speaker 1: he comes over with his plate, grabs my pork, my

624
00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: lamb chop, and then with the fork he's been eating with,

625
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Speaker 1: he puts it in all the pieces he's cut up

626
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Speaker 1: and in one at a time, little bite sized pieces,

627
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Speaker 1: puts on my plate. He shoves, he gives you, He

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Speaker 1: gives you the gristle. Yeah, and then and then shoves

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Speaker 1: the bright So do we all vote? We gotta move on?

630
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Speaker 1: Can't we just vote? Even I love my straight Ennate,

631
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Speaker 1: can we vote? He is the ahole of the day. Yes, yes,

632
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: you know why he's angry? Why because he's still hungry

633
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: me didn't get into food, all right, remind me deserve. Okay, Look,

634
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Speaker 1: if you're wondering what we're doing, we're all gathered in

635
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Speaker 1: Santa Fe, New Mexico. We're at my house doing the show.

636
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Speaker 1: We have more people on the way, by the way,

637
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 1: with surprises on the way. We're ready for the holiday weekend.

638
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,880
Speaker 1: It's the wedding weekend. Why are you gonna be a day?

639
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Speaker 1: Just go home? Ali, I just want you to straighten up, man, asshole,

640
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Speaker 1: stop it, stop it. I'm so sorry. All right, So

641
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Speaker 1: who paid for dinner? I did? I think he? Damn it.

642
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:03,040
Speaker 1: We bawled out to everyone. Got the most expensive thing

643
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Speaker 1: on that. So we went up and had drinks with

644
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Speaker 1: my family at the Bell Tower at Lafonda. Have you

645
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Speaker 1: ever been there? Oh my god, a beautiful view of

646
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Speaker 1: Santa Fe. Then after that we had to stop by

647
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Speaker 1: the Bull Ring, which is not a gay bar, by

648
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Speaker 1: the way, it's a steakhouse. We stopped there just to

649
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Speaker 1: have one drink with Jamie. So then we had one drink,

650
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Speaker 1: then we had steak dinner, and then after that we

651
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Speaker 1: had to go see our buddy Sean at the Pink Adobe.

652
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Speaker 1: And we got home around eleven, which is like one

653
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Speaker 1: am New York time. So I wake wake up at

654
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Speaker 1: two to come to the show. And Alex and his

655
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: friends were still playing pool. Oh yeah, and they're drinking.

656
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,440
Speaker 1: There's wine spilled all over the pool table. This is

657
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: just a total freak show. Like when I walked in

658
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: the house, you had a dishwasher, hope, and you were

659
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: so cute putting your little for it was so cute.

660
00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: So can you imagine going to work and you're the

661
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: guy you work with like doing dishes anyway, So that's

662
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Speaker 1: what we're doing. And you know what I wouldn't have

663
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 1: in any other way. I love you straight, Nate. I

664
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Speaker 1: love you, Oh for you too. I want to love everybody.

665
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Speaker 1: Thank you. All right, let's get into the Dane Report.

666
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Speaker 1: Daniel all right, so if you haven't seen it, you

667
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,920
Speaker 1: have to see it. Go to our Elvis durand Instagram

668
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: at Elvis Duran show. Sean Mendez, a Kimila Kabayo. So

669
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: apparently they got a big tongue. Yes, apparently people are

670
00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: commenting that they kiss like a fish because you've seen

671
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: them kissing concert, You've seen them kiss all over the place.

672
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: So they wanted to show us how they really kiss.

673
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: Obviously it's a joke, but they started licking each other's

674
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: faces and disgusting. So go and see it if you

675
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Speaker 1: get a chance. Disney Plus is reportedly doing a Young

676
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: Avengers series featuring some of the young superheroes from the

677
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Speaker 1: Marvel universe. That's gonna be cool. Mariah Carey took her

678
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Speaker 1: daughter Monroe in a shopping spree and so she sets

679
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Speaker 1: her Okay, you could choose anywhere in the world to go,

680
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 1: choose Target. Yeah, yeah, I love it. Oh, this is

681
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:54,760
Speaker 1: for you, Gandhi and for Sam Kay. Pam and Angela

682
00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 1: from the Office are doing an office podcast. I'm down.

683
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: Jenna Fisher and Angela Kinsey there launching a weekly podcast.

684
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 1: It's called Office Ladies. They're gonna break down episodes of

685
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: the show, share behind the scenes info, answer listener questions.

686
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: It's going to prepare in October. How did I not

687
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 1: think of this? My stuff? I tell you. And Kevin

688
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 1: Hart is out of the hospital and he is in

689
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:16,360
Speaker 1: a live in rehab facility after his car accident. So

690
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: hope everything is going well there. And my favorite story

691
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: of the day, this is so cool. There's a new

692
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: TV show called Murder House flip. Okay, what is this? Okay?

693
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: So they take houses that have had actual murders happen,

694
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Speaker 1: and they go inside and they try to kind of

695
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Speaker 1: revamp the house by getting rid of the spooky spirits

696
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Speaker 1: and the evil spirits. So that so, well, there's people

697
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Speaker 1: living in it all already, but there's a lot of

698
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Speaker 1: unwanted spirits bad aura left in the house. So they're

699
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 1: gonna revamp it. It's actually going to be an online

700
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Speaker 1: thing on that new streaming service Quibbie. That's where you're

701
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: gonna be able to see it. I can't wait to say.

702
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,480
Speaker 1: But it's called hold on Murder House Flip. Can we

703
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: make this house to the next house? Oh no, we

704
00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: can straight Tonight on television, You've got the Democratic Debate,

705
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: some Thursday night football the next hour. Kim Kardashian keeps

706
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: making millions. Oh boy, Hi, this is Katy Perry. I'm

707
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Speaker 1: Sean Mendez, Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Elvis Duran.

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00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: In the Morning Show, you put ketchup on your eggs,

709
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: let me shake it up with cholula hot sauce. Now.

710
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 1: I put it on all my favorites because it makes

711
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: them taste that much better. Just look for Chilulah's iconic

712
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: wooden cap live from Santa Fe, New Mexico, for Elvis

713
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 1: and Alex's wedding. Their cake won't have two grooms on top.

714
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Speaker 1: One of them is a bottom. Elvis durand in the

715
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Speaker 1: Morning show, what the hell is that? Thank you, Moe Bounce,

716
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Speaker 1: So you know what? Here we are in my house

717
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Speaker 1: doing a show. Yeah, and I've never been happier in

718
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,320
Speaker 1: my life. Is it so cool to and the moon

719
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: behind you? Oh my gosh, it's incredible, incredible. That's the thing.

720
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Speaker 1: Santa Fe is the most beautiful place in the world.

721
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: And if you've never been here, please come here. It's

722
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Speaker 1: nothing but magic. It's my brown town. The thing is

723
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Speaker 1: is here we are in the show, I mean in

724
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Speaker 1: my house doing a show, and the show just kind

725
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: of creates itself. There's no planning here, there's no it's

726
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 1: all spontaneous. I mean, right now, as we're sitting here,

727
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: Nate just put his load of laundry in my washing machine.

728
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,680
Speaker 1: Can you believe that he's doing laundry? Also, did he

729
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: pack dirty clothes? Because we've been here for like a

730
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Speaker 1: day he's already doing laundry. And also, where is where

731
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Speaker 1: is the straight n I don't know. I know that

732
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Speaker 1: would get hey, uh, chef Lettie straight Nate down there

733
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Speaker 1: doing laundry. We we can you can you give him

734
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Speaker 1: in your microphone. I will go to you, straighten Nate.

735
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Speaker 1: You've been here one day and you're already doing laundry.

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Speaker 1: Did you bring dirty laundry from New York? I mean

737
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Speaker 1: I didn't have any clean underwear, so I had to

738
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Speaker 1: hermetically seal a few pairs of dirty underwear in my bag.

739
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Speaker 1: I'm wing. How do you use this thing? Laserati of washing?

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Speaker 1: Is that good? Yeah? Anyway, So okay, you do your laundry.

741
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Speaker 1: So you know, there's something great about working from home.

742
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Speaker 1: So foul. I can't believe you're doing. We're doing a

743
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Speaker 1: show hold on a lot of people. Who are I

744
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: know you're listening right now. And maybe you work from

745
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:14,359
Speaker 1: the house, and I bet your friends are jealous. Oh

746
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: my god, I would do anything to work from home. Yeah,

747
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you right now, it's the best thing ever.

748
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Speaker 1: You roll down in your pajamas. It's great. I know,

749
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Speaker 1: you know, but I do. And when I wake up

750
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Speaker 1: early here, I have to wake up at two thirty

751
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Speaker 1: to do the show here in Santa Fe because it's

752
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 1: two hours earlier than New York. I have to take

753
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Speaker 1: a shower, I have to like get ready. The only

754
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: thing missing is shoes. Yeah, thank god. Can we talk

755
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: about the people wearing their shoes in your beautiful home?

756
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 1: So I know Gandhi. Gandhi hates it when people wear

757
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 1: shoes in homes. Yeah, Brody was like minor orthotics. It's okay,

758
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:52,239
Speaker 1: what no, you Dave Brody wears nurses shoes. Everyone to

759
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: know if they're wearing shoes, I'm judging you. So people

760
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 1: are texting they want picture proof that we're drinking wine.

761
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Speaker 1: We're actually on a third bottle of wine. Gram Live, Instagram,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you want to go Instagram one show, Elvis Duran Show,

763
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 1: Instagram Live. So anyway, So my point was this, you

764
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Speaker 1: show up with twenty five people in your in your studio,

765
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Speaker 1: in your house to do a morning show, and then, uh,

766
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Speaker 1: I have show prep. I have a whole stack of

767
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 1: things I wanted to talk about. Here are the things

768
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 1: that we're not going to talk about today. Warning, don't

769
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: rub toothpaste on your junk to last longer. Oh apparently

770
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 1: that's what I've been doing. Guys are rubbing toothpaste on

771
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 1: their on their wieners so they can prolong the evening.

772
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: That sounds like an infection waiting to happen. Here's more

773
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,959
Speaker 1: in my in my prep stack. Uh, do you think

774
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: your boss has a vibrator? Yes? I do? Yes? Yes?

775
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,399
Speaker 1: Does he does he or she use it enough? Yes?

776
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 1: I think he does all right. Also in my prep today,

777
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: the stuff we're not getting to the finalist for the

778
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Speaker 1: National Toy Hall of Fame. Every year they do a

779
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: Toy Hall of Fame, and this year I've added my

780
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: little Pony, matchbox cars, Heman and Jenga. Yes, I'm not

781
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 1: going to talk about it. Why do you think poops

782
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: a unicorn is going to make it in any minute? Now?

783
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: By the way, we are live on Elvis durand show

784
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: on Instagram, So if you want to turn us on

785
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 1: Elvis durand Show Instagram, that's the proof right there. Another

786
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: piece of prep I have that we're not going to

787
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 1: get to. If aliens contact us, should we respond, Oh, yeah,

788
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 1: of course they might want to be friends. They already

789
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: found us. They're gonna kill us if they want to. Anyway,

790
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: we might as well talk to you. Some of them

791
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: are here on the show already. Yeah, Or here's another one.

792
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: If you had to flee your house or apartment in

793
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Speaker 1: ten minutes, what essentials would you pack any pet that

794
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,240
Speaker 1: I had? Either? Is that more prep? We're not getting

795
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Speaker 1: to Okay, let's see. How should I avoid doing follow

796
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: along dances at my friend's wedding? Okay, by the way,

797
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: at my wedding Saturday, no follow along dances even one.

798
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:00,600
Speaker 1: No electric slide. No, you said we were allowed to

799
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 1: do the Blanco brown get down? Yeah to the left anyway,

800
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 1: So do we have anything to give away? I'm gonna

801
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a contest wedding match game. We're gonna

802
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: play a wedding match game minute. By the way, Nate

803
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: is in charge of the camera for our Instagram live

804
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: Elis Duran show. How many people are watching already? I

805
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,480
Speaker 1: would have showered if I knew this is gonna happen.

806
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: I just want to say that people are texting in

807
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: and they said our studio room is so cool. Maybe

808
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: can he take them on a tour of the house. Yeah,

809
00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,760
Speaker 1: take him on a tour to show them your laundry

810
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: in my in my Washington, show them the cool artwork

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Speaker 1: By the way, Chef Lattee has to send a breakfast

812
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,879
Speaker 1: in bed to my my my fiance Alex. Oh yeah,

813
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: Instagram live that that'll be good. By the way, I'll

814
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: tell you. When everyone came into work this morning at

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Speaker 1: two thirty, Alex was still up from last night with

816
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,800
Speaker 1: his friends playing pool. He was drinking and he smells

817
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: like smoke and he doesn't and he doesn't smoke. Weird,

818
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: What do you do? All right? We should get into

819
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Speaker 1: the three things you need to know? Gandhi Ready, what

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Speaker 1: are they all right? Yesterday's announcement was made that there's

821
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Speaker 1: a plan to ban e cigarettes after six people have

822
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 1: reportedly died from related illnesses, and of course a lot

823
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Speaker 1: of people very upset because they say, how does this

824
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Speaker 1: not relate to gun control, as a lot of innocent

825
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: people were killed by gunfire? For anyone, for any forever

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Speaker 1: twenty one says it is not filing for bankruptcy, that

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Speaker 1: that's just a rumor. They planned to keep most of

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Speaker 1: their seven hundred stores open for the rest of the

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Speaker 1: year at least speaking yes and finally Danielle's words, Nightmare

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Speaker 1: Disney banned a Florida woman from ever coming to their

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Speaker 1: theme Park. Why what did she do? Apparently she was

832
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Speaker 1: trying to get some cigarettes and she got very upset

833
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Speaker 1: when she asked her taxi driver for a cigarette and

834
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: then started slapping him and assaulting him. Yeah, she then

835
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: accused she was accused of kicking a deputy. So she's

836
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: not allowed back at any Disney parks. Danielle, don't do it.

837
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: You don't smoke at Disney. You just don't do it.

838
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: You don't smack people upside the head at Disney. I

839
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 1: love trash A Florida woman the best. Yeah, of course,

840
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 1: all right, who does the phone tap today? I do?

841
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: Scary has a phone tap coming up? Celebrating Elvis and

842
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: Alex's wedding. It's Elvis Duran in the Morning show Fly

843
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: from Cina Bay, New Mexico. Celebrating Elvis at Alex's wedding.

844
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: Is it too late to run away? No, people do

845
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 1: a day out. Don't tell him that it's Elvis Duran

846
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. It's not too late. There's nothing

847
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: better than waking up and all your favorite people are

848
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 1: in your house doing a morning show. This is interesting.

849
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: How do you just everyone do this? I think this

850
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,240
Speaker 1: really quickly. I'm so excited. I'll spend a month of sorry.

851
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 1: So it happened. Great Tea is naked out on the

852
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: on the on the terrace. Great Tea, please come in.

853
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:51,880
Speaker 1: He's neighbors. This is my Great Tea, Please come in.

854
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: What are you smoking? Okay? I thought you didn't smoke.

855
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: You gave that up. But we're having this is the

856
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 1: show before Elvis's wedding. Okay, let him smoke all gonna remember. So,

857
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: my friends Tim and Gavin are asleep downstairs. So we

858
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: went into their bedroom because I know Tim has cigarettes. Yea,

859
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 1: I said, Tim, wake up. Great Tea wants cigarettes. So

860
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: Great Tea totally naked, jumps into bed with him. They

861
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: started slapping his wiener on their legs. Oh my gosh.

862
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 1: And now glass, that's a moment never been done on

863
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: the radio before the radio. Oh my god. Anyway, so

864
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 1: much to get to before we get to the phone tap,

865
00:46:23,120 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: where do we start? Oh? By the way, um teasing

866
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: the tour? What does that mean? You have a book

867
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 1: tour coming on? The book tour coming up? Please buy

868
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:36,200
Speaker 1: my book all the tour? Okay. So, so Garrett was

869
00:46:36,239 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 1: doing Instagram live at Elvis Durand show, and people complain

870
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: because all Garrett did was like talk to them with

871
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: his face on the camera. People want to see the house. Yeah,

872
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 1: so Garrett, where's Garrett? I'm okay, Froggie you want to

873
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: do Yeah, I've got it. I got it all ready

874
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: to go. They don't want to see your face, but

875
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put the way I don't want to see.

876
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: I love looking at Garrett's face. Yes, Garrett, I just

877
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: didn't want to show anything. Maybe I shouldn't have like

878
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: shown I didn't have. You can show anything you want.

879
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 1: I mean, even go into go into the bedroom and

880
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: show Alex. Okay, all right, tell me when you want

881
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: me to start. Alex is so passed out. If you

882
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: go to Instagram live at Elvis Durand show, I'm starting

883
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: it right now, checking connection. Yeah, we need at least

884
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: like forty million people watching this. It's Elvis Durand show

885
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Froggy's not giving you a tour of the house. Yes,

886
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 1: Can we have some type of rule about naked Greg

887
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: tea around all the food? We'll talking about it. What's

888
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: your issue? I don't like buttholes around my sandwiches. I

889
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: thought that was kind of a given that everyone was

890
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 1: on the same page when I went down, there's a

891
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: but I'm a sandwich. You should we make great tea?

892
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: Put a hairnet on his button something? Okay? All in

893
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 1: favors say, all right, it's it's past great tea. Please

894
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: keep your anus away from our sandwich. I oppose that.

895
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm just being I'm like appalled by all the things

896
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: going on, the people with the shoes, Brody and his orthotics,

897
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: tea's button near my food? What has happen? And while

898
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: we're doing our show downstairs, Uh straight, Nate's doing laundry.

899
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 1: Am my washing machine? Dirty underwear? Old? And then there's

900
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 1: the producer Sam over there. How's that wine? By the way,

901
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: that's a good day. So we're actually we're drinking New

902
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 1: Mexican wine. It's at Monto Peciano, which is Italian, but

903
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,760
Speaker 1: it's from Italy, uh and New Mexico at the same time. Anyway,

904
00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 1: should we get into the phone tap we should? All right,

905
00:48:14,080 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: so tease the tour, Okay, So go to Elvis Durand's

906
00:48:16,880 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: show Instagram live. Yeah, we're live now, we're live phone.

907
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: Go show them some stuff I'm showing to you right now?

908
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:27,040
Speaker 1: How many people watching? Und right now? That's not enough.

909
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 1: Now we're not enough Elvis Durand show. Come on, if

910
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: you want to see the house, come on. We cannot

911
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: leave the room until we're at five. I need sausage sandwich.

912
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: Thank you, go go give him a tour. We gotta go.

913
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: What do you have to hit that button? Right there? Okay? So,

914
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,480
Speaker 1: uh phone tap? Now here we go, Elvis, Elvis durand

915
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durand phone tap. The phone tap? What a concept?

916
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, Scary has today's phone tap? What's it all about? Scary?

917
00:48:51,239 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: So Crystal and her mom want to phone tap Grandma Shirley.

918
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:56,320
Speaker 1: Shirley's had issues with the phone company in the past,

919
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: so they felt this was a great topic for her

920
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: to fall four. I start to call this Shirley, and

921
00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: then Crystal is going to be listening in and later

922
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,440
Speaker 1: she's gonna take over. All right, let's see what happens

923
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 1: to Scary's phone tip. Let's listen to hell. Yes, I'm

924
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: looking for missus Carter, please calling, she's not there. This

925
00:49:15,680 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: is the number Scott. Who's calling. My name is Alexander

926
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 1: Graham from Holdallan's calling regarding her cell phone overages. Am

927
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,800
Speaker 1: I speaking with missus you're talking to her daughter. I'll

928
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: have her to call you back. This is involving the

929
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 1: excess downloads and uploads of pictures and text messages on

930
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: her cell phone. She does some texts, she doesn't text

931
00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: no message on her phone. Does she send pictures? No,

932
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 1: she does not. Let's just say that there are some

933
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 1: lewd pictures that are being downloaded to her phone, which

934
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,520
Speaker 1: she's being charged for. I don't think so, sir, I

935
00:49:53,560 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: don't think so, mister Graham. Um Crystal, was that her? Or?

936
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 1: Is that? Okay, I'm gonna call her back. Hello, Hello,

937
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: Shirley Carter. Please, huh could you turn up your hearing? Aid? Say?

938
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: What are you hard of hearing? Missus? Carter? I do

939
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: not said no dirty numbers. I do not do none

940
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 1: of this stuff from this number. Okay, are you sure, missus?

941
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 1: And am positive? Now, maybe you're a little forgetful that

942
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 1: you're doing don't try it, well, you know, try it.

943
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 1: I just need to know that it wasn't you sending

944
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,919
Speaker 1: these pictures of um close ups of naked breasts and

945
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,880
Speaker 1: male GENITALI I am a singior. I don't do things

946
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,919
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, Well, I do not do things like that.

947
00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:53,840
Speaker 1: Many seniors like yourself use their phones to download pornography.

948
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 1: I tell you I did not keep repeating in myself

949
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: and sending texts that have filthy language in them. Are

950
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: you sure you don't do that. I did not do

951
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: anything like that. Are you into hot girl on girl action? Hello, Grandma,

952
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: this man has tell me I'm sending new pictures of

953
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:16,800
Speaker 1: my breath. I had something to come so I see your, grandma.

954
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 1: Why I have a friend who knows how to hack

955
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: people's information. And you remember how Jasmine, I used to

956
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:28,280
Speaker 1: some text messages like the pictures from your phone. Yes, well,

957
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 1: I had a friend to kind of hack an information.

958
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 1: I can't believe you did something like that, Crystal. You

959
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 1: of all people you, I believe you do that. Grandma.

960
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna get caught. There's nothing

961
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,320
Speaker 1: that's done in the doctor. Don't come to like and

962
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,120
Speaker 1: whatever dirty lundy you hear, it will come in the

963
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: wet wash. Do you know how dangerous that is? Yes?

964
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: So I didn't play you today. So, Grandma, why don't

965
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,719
Speaker 1: you try speaking to the guy. I'm not going to

966
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 1: talk to you. I apologize, I am not going to

967
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: do it. I mean, I didn't mean to do that.

968
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: But Crystal game your phone number and all. And I

969
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 1: have no idea my granddaughter would do something like that

970
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: to me. She didn't know that I was going to

971
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: use it for terrible things like this. It's time to

972
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: get the police in, Bob. And I'm I'm just time

973
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: to get the police in Bob, Missus Carter, I apologize.

974
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,719
Speaker 1: I will if you want. I can speak to the

975
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,880
Speaker 1: phone company for you. That means I have to change

976
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,880
Speaker 1: this number. I'm gonna pay you back. Okay, almost had

977
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:27,400
Speaker 1: me turn my phone on. I'm Shu'm ready to shut

978
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: my phone down. How much? I don't believe you. You're

979
00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:33,600
Speaker 1: gonna little school because only only nuts would do something

980
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: like you do. Would all have crazy people in this world.

981
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I'm sorry, And you wouldn't think they

982
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: do it to seeing you, They don't do it to anybody.

983
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:46,120
Speaker 1: They'll do it to your mother, Grandma. How much isn't Crystal?

984
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. But the man told me putting it

985
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: on my phone bill. I told me, if they put

986
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,120
Speaker 1: it on my bill, I will not pay it. They

987
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:56,320
Speaker 1: just will carry me to Jack. I would give no

988
00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars. Gran grand missus Carter, I wanted to

989
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: tell you that this is scary Jones from Elvis Durand

990
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: in the Morning Show, you've been phone tapped. None of

991
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 1: it is true. I get you back when you're perspect it.

992
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 1: They're crazy, They're really crazy. Missus Carter, what do you

993
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 1: want to tell your daughter and your granddaughter right now?

994
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 1: What do you mean screw them? Just what I said,

995
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,439
Speaker 1: they'll find out my dirty old lady, but they don't

996
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: find out how dirty I am was prerecorded permission granted

997
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 1: by Duran tab Durand in the Morning Show, I'm gonna

998
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:42,000
Speaker 1: tell you. We ask people all the time, why do

999
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,680
Speaker 1: you listen to our show? Right? And we feel like

1000
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:48,799
Speaker 1: we're just listening into friends having breakfast around the breakfast table.

1001
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: And I tell you we're doing this show. We've been

1002
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 1: doing the show for you, and what an hour and

1003
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:54,879
Speaker 1: twenty minutes? Yeah, thirty minutes. I don't feel like we're

1004
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,839
Speaker 1: doing a show. I just went downstairs, got some fried

1005
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: chicken from the fridge. Yea, so we have fried chicken

1006
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: gone on downstairs from last night. We love cold fried chicken.

1007
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: I've got I've got eggos in in the toaster. Oh yeah,

1008
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: so Manshamima know you're stealing each other's food. I know

1009
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 1: you're listening to us in Vermont right now and you're

1010
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: cursing us because we're not having pure maple syrup from

1011
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 1: Vermont and I love it. But today's anjemime a day. Yes, anyway, Hey,

1012
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 1: Froggy is doing a live a tour of the house. Yes,

1013
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: we are on Instagram live at Elvis Durand's show. How

1014
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: many people are watching right now? We are over nine thousand,

1015
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: nine thousand. Oh that's not enough. Yes, we got ten

1016
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: million people to see. Only nine thousand people care. We're

1017
00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: showing the donkeys, the donkey painting. We have a donkey painting.

1018
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: People are texting. By the way, how to get there,

1019
00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,720
Speaker 1: Go to Instagram and just go to at Elvis Durand's

1020
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: show and then click on the little red circle and

1021
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: the left. If you've never looked at people's stories before,

1022
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: choose the live feed. Oh that's way too much to do.

1023
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: The bar, isn't this a nice bar? You're a bar

1024
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,359
Speaker 1: at the bar. So if you're wondering what we're doing,

1025
00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,640
Speaker 1: you're just turning us on. We're at my house and

1026
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:01,880
Speaker 1: sent Fay, we're getting ready for the big wedding weekend,

1027
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: the entire show, almost the entire show. Here Diamond, isn't

1028
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: today Diamond's birthday? Yes, she's on a plane. Who's in

1029
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 1: this bedroom? I'm in the bedroom down by the Day

1030
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: of the Dead painting and the donkeys. No, no, do

1031
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,799
Speaker 1: do do that? That's Gavin and going on the left

1032
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:18,959
Speaker 1: and then uh and Reptile Matt is in the bathroom

1033
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,680
Speaker 1: in the bedroom on the right. Pay to go in

1034
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: that room? Go on and okay, here we go. Come on, Garrett,

1035
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: they're going by the way. They were up all night drinking.

1036
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 1: When I woke up to do the show, they were

1037
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: still playing pool and drinking wine. Where do you turn

1038
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 1: the lights on? Push that top button? Okay, hold on,

1039
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 1: here we go home. It's a lutron system. Thank you Lutron.

1040
00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: It's high. There we go. Who's in there? There? What

1041
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,320
Speaker 1: are you in this room? There's no one in that room. No,

1042
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: where's Rep Tom Matt? Because sometimes Rep Tom Matt does

1043
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:54,279
Speaker 1: acid and he sleeps in the woods. You're laughing that, actually, haven't.

1044
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: We had to find him one day. We had to

1045
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 1: find him. He was in the woods. It was mildly terrifying.

1046
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: Where is Reptile Matt. I don't know. Hold, we're going

1047
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,720
Speaker 1: to another him now. Maybe he's in your bed with Alex.

1048
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, we gotta keep moving. Danielle,

1049
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,040
Speaker 1: there's an ostrich. Look at the ostrich. Okay, we have

1050
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:13,960
Speaker 1: an ostrich. Okay, can you please go find reptal Matt.

1051
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:16,960
Speaker 1: We're looking all right here for his shoes. If his

1052
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: shoes are gone, he's in the woods. Last time we

1053
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 1: were hearing, Gandhi was with us, Danielle, Danielle, Gandhi was

1054
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:24,920
Speaker 1: here and Rep. Tom Matt got a little drunk. He

1055
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: went up into the pine woods behind the house. And

1056
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: then there's like wild cats. What's that answer? Another complete

1057
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: People are saying, well, we're driving right now. We can't uh,

1058
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 1: we can't catch you on Instagram. Here's what what's gonna happen?

1059
00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 1: Found Rep? Tal Matt? Where is he? He's in the room.

1060
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: He's in here sleeping. Well where it was on the floor. Yes,

1061
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,359
Speaker 1: he was underneath the covers. We found him. How can

1062
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,759
Speaker 1: you miss someone in a bed? Really? I think we

1063
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,759
Speaker 1: went in the wrong bedroom the first time. We know

1064
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,480
Speaker 1: that that's where Tim and Gavin are. No, not not no,

1065
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,239
Speaker 1: we went No. One by the donkey painting. No, no,

1066
00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: there's no one in that bed. I gotta go. We

1067
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: have another bedroom here. Hold on, okay, we have to

1068
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 1: go buy scar as I was saying. For twenty four hours,

1069
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: it will be on the Elvis Duran show insta story.

1070
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:11,360
Speaker 1: You have twenty four hours to view it before it

1071
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:13,560
Speaker 1: goes away, and click on the live feed and you'll

1072
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: see all the video that was recorded. Right now, maybe

1073
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: we should delete that. No, stuff you just can't handle.

1074
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:21,160
Speaker 1: Do you know? The first thing Scary did when we

1075
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:23,479
Speaker 1: got here, he took a selfie and then he said,

1076
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: oh my god, this lightest great Dandhi, look at the

1077
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 1: Selfie's amazing, very flattering light. All right, let's get into

1078
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 1: the Danielle report. Danielle, it's not like we're really really

1079
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: doing a show, but you know, we have to do something.

1080
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: You go ahead and a matter of minutes. Kim Kardashian

1081
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: was able to make millions with the launch of her

1082
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 1: skims solution were so according to tmzim yes, so it's

1083
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: basically bodywear like makes you look skinny, you know, kind

1084
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 1: of like spanks. But this is the Kim Kardashian version.

1085
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: TMZ says that she was able to push two million

1086
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:57,959
Speaker 1: dollars in product within the first few minutes. They're saying

1087
00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 1: that nearly every piece of In and Tori sold out

1088
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: in lightning speed. That might be the only Kardashian product

1089
00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,080
Speaker 1: of that. Yeah, I would buy it too, Yeah, definitely.

1090
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 1: Lebron James cannot trademark Taco Tuesday. No bleep, Sherlock. I mean, really,

1091
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,680
Speaker 1: did we really think that that was gonna happen? Now?

1092
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: Come on, and yesterday we were talking about j Low

1093
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: headlining the Super Bowl halftime show. Well, today there's a

1094
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 1: couple of other names that are being thrown into the ring.

1095
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and Shakida are being thrown into the ring

1096
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,760
Speaker 1: as well. And then some people were saying that, you know,

1097
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: maybe um Rihanna should do it, yes, and she was

1098
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 1: saying no, she's working on new music. You know, I

1099
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: got this album to get out, so it doesn't look

1100
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 1: like super Bowls on her radar right now. Our boy

1101
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: Kevin Jonas visited a New York City tattoos studio. He

1102
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: got some fresh ink in honor of his two daughters

1103
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,040
Speaker 1: kill and it's really cute. It's inside his left elbow

1104
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:52,000
Speaker 1: and it's two line drawings of their favorite stuffed animals.

1105
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: That's cute. That is really cute. I think that's about

1106
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: him cute. I know we love Kevin Jonas and when

1107
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,240
Speaker 1: you love to have a four way with a Jonas

1108
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:03,840
Speaker 1: problem that they're like family. Okay, now that's Selena Gomez

1109
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: surprised some kids in her old middle school in Texas.

1110
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: She returned there to her hometown to film the new

1111
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: little documentary about her childhood. She got she gets them

1112
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 1: like the loudspeaker microphone and she goes, hello, this is

1113
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez talking. I was like, what Selena Gomez? And

1114
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 1: she told them, you know that they could do anything.

1115
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 1: She's being very encouraging to the kids. So that's really nice.

1116
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 1: And tonight on television it is the Democratic debate. You

1117
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: also have the ten candidates there going down and fighting

1118
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,920
Speaker 1: it out. And Thursday night football tonight, you've got that

1119
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: as well as the Panthers and the Buccaneers. I smell

1120
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: eggs and the toaster from downstairs. You smell that. You

1121
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: can keep that door open. It's okay, So we have

1122
00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:41,040
Speaker 1: we have a door up here in the studio in

1123
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: the house that we can close. Please keep it. Are

1124
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:46,000
Speaker 1: we trying to be quiet? So people can sleep now.

1125
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 1: This is our house. Love all here? All right? Uh Froggy.

1126
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,440
Speaker 1: How many people who are watching the tour right now? Um?

1127
00:59:52,560 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: We are at twelve thousand, nine hundred. Greg wants you

1128
00:59:58,240 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: to turn his microphone on. Okay, yes, great tea. What's

1129
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: going on? So Sam came down here and made waffles.

1130
01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: So the waffles are still sitting here and they're burning

1131
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 1: in the toaster. I thought one was mine. I got

1132
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: a fresh waffle right here, delivered by Sam telling you

1133
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: these are great tea. Are you a little drunk? We're drunkie,

1134
01:00:16,760 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 1: all right, a little bit yet. So we're having wine.

1135
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: I mean it's great juice waffle. We're going in the

1136
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 1: master bedroom now. No, no, no, leave Alex alone. Don't

1137
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: go in there. No, We're we're gonna deliver him breakfast

1138
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 1: in bed later. Okay. And our friend Lisa Lampanelli's on

1139
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: our way over. Yeah, where is she? She's on her

1140
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: way over. Comes to the doors to the master bedroom.

1141
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:35,560
Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you very much. All right,

1142
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,480
Speaker 1: we have a very important match game on the way.

1143
01:00:38,760 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm excited about that. Is that your drag name? Yeah? Please,

1144
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:47,200
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. I need a waffle so anyway, So,

1145
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: as you know, Alex and are getting married this weekend.

1146
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:50,760
Speaker 1: I know we talked about it way too much. People

1147
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: say they want to hear more about it. I'm like,

1148
01:00:52,320 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: I think you're bored with it, but no, this is

1149
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,880
Speaker 1: a big deal. So Dave Brody as a special gift,

1150
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,120
Speaker 1: he wrote a song for us, giving us like an

1151
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: ashtray or a or a waffle iron. Will spend any money.

1152
01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:10,080
Speaker 1: This is This is perhaps the most touching, heartfelt song

1153
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: I've ever written, I believe, so thank you a gift

1154
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,240
Speaker 1: from a Dave Brody to Alex and me. Here we go.

1155
01:01:20,200 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: Love and marriage Elvis and Alex. They go together like

1156
01:01:26,040 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: a butt and filick this I tell you brother Elvis

1157
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 1: is old enough to be his mother. Love and Marriage

1158
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 1: Elvis and Alex. Elvis really likes his under carriage. One

1159
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:50,080
Speaker 1: is a zoo keeper and one has a team of

1160
01:01:50,240 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: house keepers. Try, try, try to separate them, a perfect union. Try, try, try,

1161
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:08,400
Speaker 1: but there's only one way. You'll have to lupe them.

1162
01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 1: Alexand Elvis. Alexand Elvis go together like Affets and the Pelvis,

1163
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:23,040
Speaker 1: a couple like no other. One's number one, one's hot

1164
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:32,720
Speaker 1: and young. But it's clear that they love each other. Oh, Brody,

1165
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: that was just so beautiful. I know me too. Can

1166
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:41,960
Speaker 1: you return the gift? Is there a gift receiver? I

1167
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,360
Speaker 1: love than a coaster God? All right, so we have

1168
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 1: to do a special edition of match game. Right, Yes,

1169
01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: it's wedding match game. But we need people to call

1170
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,240
Speaker 1: in and win prizes, glamorous prizes. What do we give it?

1171
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: What do we give it away? Coffee makers and such?

1172
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 1: All right, call us how to play one hundred and

1173
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 1: two two zero one hundred Elvis rain in the Morning Show.

1174
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: So Gandhi thinks she's the hot Sauce queen on the

1175
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,320
Speaker 1: Morning Show. No, it's me. I'm hooked on Cholula hot sauce.

1176
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,320
Speaker 1: In fact, I just picked up my favorite flavor, sweet Habernero,

1177
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: put it on my eggs this morning. You should do

1178
01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: the same. Pick up Chalulah. Tell your friends. Oh, I

1179
01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: forgot to tell you to tell you what I got

1180
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: a gay live from Sin of Day, New Mexico for

1181
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 1: Dulvis in Alex's wedding. Please welcome to the room, my bride.

1182
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: Wait a second, bride, Yes here, de it's almost time.

1183
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,040
Speaker 1: It's almost time to walk down the roll in my

1184
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: white dress. Please welcome the man that puts them all

1185
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:56,400
Speaker 1: in mantrimony. It's pretty colors. Elvis Dan in the Morning shows,

1186
01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:58,720
Speaker 1: your question, can you imagine waking up and you have

1187
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: twenty five people in your house? You're doing a morning

1188
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:04,160
Speaker 1: show for ten million people? Is this really happening? It

1189
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: is so anyway, we're sitting here just minding your own

1190
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 1: business here in beautiful Santa Fe, New Mexico. It's currently

1191
01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:13,520
Speaker 1: like it's almost six am. We've been here since two am.

1192
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,680
Speaker 1: And then in walks the one and only Lisa Lampanelli.

1193
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:21,680
Speaker 1: Everybody turner on? Here we go? Which microphone turner on?

1194
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: That's gonna be impossible. I'm fifty eight and I have

1195
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 1: no feeling below the waistsoever, I still don't. I even

1196
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 1: went off lexipro to try to get some feeling back

1197
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:34,560
Speaker 1: at my huha. It's not working. Sorry. Look that's okay.

1198
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: At your wedding, it's gonna be all gays. They won't

1199
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,960
Speaker 1: want to put it up in me anyway, something for you,

1200
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 1: a Lisa, don't worry, really, it's okay. Welcome to stan No.

1201
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 1: But it's so beautiful. In the pitch dark, I couldn't

1202
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,520
Speaker 1: see anything that you have a massive house and you're wealthy,

1203
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:55,880
Speaker 1: and I love rich people. I'm so sick of those

1204
01:04:55,880 --> 01:05:00,640
Speaker 1: poor people of Fairfield County, Connecticut. I attacked. I feel

1205
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: attacked me. I just stopped the show. I left my

1206
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:09,040
Speaker 1: wine downstairs because for me, where is it there? It's

1207
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,960
Speaker 1: it's a glass with red liquid in it. Can you

1208
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: bring it? I'll be right back. So you're here just

1209
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,240
Speaker 1: in time? Well, what's crazy? Can I say one thing?

1210
01:05:15,240 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: You can say whatever you want. I'm walking around with

1211
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,640
Speaker 1: this ass hanging out? Great tea? Only put the dopeous

1212
01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: looking guy with an ass hanging out? What's worse? Brody?

1213
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:31,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god? That was like, ask okay, okay, an

1214
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: ass is as So you're here just in time. We're

1215
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,880
Speaker 1: gonna play a round of a matrimonial match game. Oh goody,

1216
01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: all right? You ready for this? He was so. Lisa

1217
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:43,080
Speaker 1: Lampanelli flew all the way out for the wedding and

1218
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: you look, we have look Danielle for instances in my

1219
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: wedding party and Froggy's in my wedding party. And they're

1220
01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:52,479
Speaker 1: both hosting tables. And so Lisa, you're hosting the fun

1221
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:56,240
Speaker 1: and the fun and gay tables. Who is it the

1222
01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,520
Speaker 1: fun and Gay table? I bet they're fun games. They're

1223
01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,560
Speaker 1: fun game. Good. Oh, I'm so desperate that I'm bringing

1224
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 1: my manager as my date. Don't really, she's a fun

1225
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 1: uh fruit fly. Also she likes the game. She rejoys

1226
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:12,120
Speaker 1: your peopball. That reminds all right, So we're about to

1227
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:14,200
Speaker 1: get into match game. You don't how this works. It's

1228
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,720
Speaker 1: like match game, but it's on our show. Do we

1229
01:06:17,760 --> 01:06:21,560
Speaker 1: have the music? Here? We go there? It is welcome

1230
01:06:21,600 --> 01:06:24,040
Speaker 1: to another edition of match game. Yes, guy chest Hair,

1231
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:28,560
Speaker 1: that's right. Today we're playing for a Braun Bruce sense touch.

1232
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:32,400
Speaker 1: This Braun Bruce Sents twelve cup coffee maker is its

1233
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: fastest coffee maker yet also the easiest to use with

1234
01:06:35,320 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: its premium touch screen technology that tracks freshness. Go to

1235
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,120
Speaker 1: Bed Bath and Beyond and put the long gie on

1236
01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:45,720
Speaker 1: your registry. Thank you, guy chest Hair. Listen, I want

1237
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:48,360
Speaker 1: that gift, and I'm gonna tell you why why this

1238
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: Bed Bath and Beyond? Like at fifty twenty percent off

1239
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,080
Speaker 1: coupons in my car? And also I feel like you're

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01:06:53,120 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: not going to give me the gift even if I win,

1241
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: because I'm a celebrity. But don't worry about it. I

1242
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 1: want it. You know, we have a beautiful bed, bath

1243
01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,200
Speaker 1: and beyond here in Santa Fe. I'm going today, all day,

1244
01:07:02,200 --> 01:07:03,960
Speaker 1: every right, So here we go. So let's go to

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01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,560
Speaker 1: contestant one. Anthony's go to line one, Jessica from that

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01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:11,840
Speaker 1: music off, It's obnoxious. Hello, Jessica, welcome to our crap show.

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01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: We appreciate your listening. How are you doing good? Are you? Wow?

1248
01:07:16,080 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: We're drinking and it's three in the morning. I think

1249
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm stuck behind a garbage truck. So I'm wishing I

1250
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 1: was having some wine right now. But let me tell

1251
01:07:25,520 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 1: you something. I just walked up the stairs behind Froggy.

1252
01:07:27,760 --> 01:07:30,640
Speaker 1: I felt like I was sniffing a truck truck as well.

1253
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,360
Speaker 1: It was not honey, you should clean that up anyway.

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01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 1: So do you know how mass game works, Jessica? I do.

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01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:41,560
Speaker 1: I'm a huge match game fan, especially Gene Rayburn. We

1256
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,120
Speaker 1: love Jean Rayburn. God rest her soul. Okay, here's what

1257
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna I'm gonna read a sentence

1258
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: with a blank in it, and I want you to

1259
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:49,520
Speaker 1: give us the word in the blank that you think

1260
01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: most of our celebrities here will match you with but

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01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,480
Speaker 1: don't give it to us. Immediately. Give the celebrities a

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01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:57,120
Speaker 1: time to write down the answers. Okay, guys, ready for

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01:07:57,160 --> 01:08:00,600
Speaker 1: a match game, Jessica, you tell that frash truck. We've

1264
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:05,040
Speaker 1: got work to do. Here we go. I know you

1265
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:07,720
Speaker 1: should see this place. Oh my god. So here we go.

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01:08:08,080 --> 01:08:11,400
Speaker 1: Elvis and Alex are having a very extravagant wedding celebration

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01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:17,320
Speaker 1: for party favors. Everyone's getting a blank, all right, everyone's

1268
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:21,000
Speaker 1: getting a blank. Just think about your answer, Jessica. Elvis

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01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,599
Speaker 1: and Alex having a very extravagant wedding, and we are.

1270
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: It's it's taking every penny I have. I love that.

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01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:33,040
Speaker 1: So for party favors, it's so extravagant. Everyone's getting a blank. Please, celebrities,

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01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 1: right down your We're all sense, all right, Danielle, I'm ready.

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01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm ready. Who else is playing scary froggy answer? Yeah,

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01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. All right, Here we go. The

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01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: more matches you get, Jessica, the closer you are to

1276
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:53,880
Speaker 1: that brawn coffeemaker. Here, happy days are here again. Here

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01:08:53,960 --> 01:08:56,000
Speaker 1: we go. So Elvis and Alex are having a very

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01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,240
Speaker 1: extravagant wedding celebration for party favors. Everyone's getting a blank.

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01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:03,919
Speaker 1: What is your or here? Jessica the donkey with the shots?

1280
01:09:04,840 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 1: Shot donkey, Honey, you're not gonna get any matches out

1281
01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: like shot? You need to do you want to have

1282
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: another answer? Oh no, okay, shot donkey. It is all right.

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01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:20,880
Speaker 1: So around the room, we'll start with our special guest,

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01:09:20,920 --> 01:09:24,240
Speaker 1: Lisa Lampanelli. Lisa, Elvis and I Alex and I are

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01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:28,560
Speaker 1: having a very extravagant wedding celebration, so extravagant, so extravagant

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01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:35,720
Speaker 1: for party favors, we're all giving away what glory holes. WHOA,

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01:09:36,760 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 1: that's good because everybody needs the glory hole fun if

1288
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,760
Speaker 1: you're into glass blowing. Okay, so glory hole does not

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01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: match all right, So gandhi extravagant wedding party favors are

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01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:56,800
Speaker 1: a peccakay. I just feel like she's sucking up and

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01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't like it. That's expensive, extravagant, Danie, we have

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01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:05,639
Speaker 1: a very extravagant wedding, so extravagant. Our party favors were

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01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: giving away our butlers. Butlers. She was right there, she

1294
01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:19,520
Speaker 1: was right there with we're looking for uh, scary extravagant

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01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 1: wedding party favors a bump of a party favor. No,

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01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 1: I don't drugs, We're not We're not giving away booger

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01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:35,639
Speaker 1: sugar froggy. We need one match for Jessica. She's looking

1298
01:10:35,680 --> 01:10:39,719
Speaker 1: for shot donkey. Uh. Extravagant party favors were giving away

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01:10:39,960 --> 01:10:50,679
Speaker 1: jack handys, jack handy, Jessica, even though you have zero matches,

1300
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,519
Speaker 1: you could still be in the lead with this crowd.

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01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Okay, let's go talk to us

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01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:59,880
Speaker 1: Scott on line thirteen high Scott, how you doing. Good morning, guys,

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01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:02,719
Speaker 1: how are you Scott? Well, I'm not well. Hello, lady.

1304
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: We're live from my house and we're not doing well. Okay. So,

1305
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: as you heard, Jessica had zero matches because these people

1306
01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,160
Speaker 1: are a bunch of frigging clowns. Yeah, all right, so

1307
01:11:13,200 --> 01:11:15,680
Speaker 1: let's see if you love them. Here we go. So

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01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:19,600
Speaker 1: tiny town. Thomas is both the town Justice of the

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01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:24,120
Speaker 1: Peace and town funeral director. So during one wedding, he

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01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:27,840
Speaker 1: accidentally told the groom that he may now blank. The

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01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:33,960
Speaker 1: bride don't answer now, so once again, Uh, Thomas is

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01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,439
Speaker 1: the Justice of the peace and the funeral director. So

1313
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 1: during the wedding he accidentally told the groom he may

1314
01:11:39,439 --> 01:11:42,320
Speaker 1: now blank the bride. Think about it. The stars are

1315
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:46,960
Speaker 1: writing down their answers. Where my wine go? I love,

1316
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: Lion Elliott, where'd you have to be in Santa fe

1317
01:11:50,320 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 1: with very limited access to celebrities. You're the only one

1318
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:03,639
Speaker 1: who else is stupid enough to fly in two days early?

1319
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:09,240
Speaker 1: What again? Thomas is going to marry them and bury them?

1320
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:12,400
Speaker 1: So he accidentally told the groom he may now blank

1321
01:12:12,439 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 1: the bride. All right, So you guys ready, yes, all right, Scott,

1322
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 1: he may now what the bride? What's your answer? Cremate man,

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01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 1: you know what that's we may we may have one match,

1324
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,280
Speaker 1: all right. We'll start with our special special guest star,

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01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:37,439
Speaker 1: Lisa Lampinelli, Lisa tinytown Thomas. He's both the town Justice

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01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:39,800
Speaker 1: of the Peace and the funeral director. During the wedding,

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01:12:39,840 --> 01:12:42,599
Speaker 1: he accidentally told the groom he may not blank the bride.

1328
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:48,160
Speaker 1: Corn Hole doesn't have to do with the question. But

1329
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:53,520
Speaker 1: I like shouting corn holiday house in Santa Feir, welcome

1330
01:12:53,680 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: America up. The funeral director and Justice of the peace

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01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:07,679
Speaker 1: state you may now blank the bride. I got eulogize.

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01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 1: We're looking for cremate h scary. He may know what

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01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: the bride em balm balm. You know what Scott embalmbing

1334
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:19,840
Speaker 1: so close to cremating, uh, Danielle, Yes, he may know

1335
01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: what the bride I have cream. Yeah, we have a match, okay,

1336
01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,920
Speaker 1: Gandhi Yeah, tiny town Thomas is both the town Justice

1337
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,920
Speaker 1: of the Peace and the town funeral director. During the wedding,

1338
01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:38,360
Speaker 1: he accidentally told the groom he may now blank. The

1339
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:48,479
Speaker 1: bride necrifies with okay. So anyway, Scott, you're the winner.

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01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:55,719
Speaker 1: You have one match. Congratulations. You got the Braun Bruce

1341
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:59,200
Speaker 1: sts touch It's the Braun Brucense twelfth cup coffeemaker. The

1342
01:13:59,240 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: fastest coffee are Yeah and also the easiest to use.

1343
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 1: Premium touch screen technology tracks freshness through a crab flavorful

1344
01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:10,080
Speaker 1: coffee up to ten cups of ten minutes and go

1345
01:14:10,280 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: to bath and beyond and put Delongie on your Regie streets. Right. Well,

1346
01:14:15,479 --> 01:14:17,360
Speaker 1: that's great. Thank you, Scary and you know, Scott, have

1347
01:14:17,439 --> 01:14:19,040
Speaker 1: a beautiful day. I'm so sorry you had to deal

1348
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,240
Speaker 1: with his crab. I love dealing with your congratulations Elvis.

1349
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 1: I couldn't be happy both for you today. Oh, thank you.

1350
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:28,719
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. The man of my dreams is passed

1351
01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:33,160
Speaker 1: out drunk in the beds. Hold on one second, thank

1352
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: you very much. You know what we should do, Alex.

1353
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:38,320
Speaker 1: We should have naked, great tea and Lisa Lampanelli crawling

1354
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 1: into bed with Alex. I can't go near his ass.

1355
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:45,560
Speaker 1: Who Alex's Alex's I would love to be that. I

1356
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:47,680
Speaker 1: will not off a piece of that. Look. He just

1357
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:55,200
Speaker 1: walked in Lydia Malcolm. Anyway, So what do we do now? Oh?

1358
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,000
Speaker 1: The three things we need to talk about. So if

1359
01:14:57,040 --> 01:14:59,439
Speaker 1: you're just turning us on, wondering what we're doing, We're

1360
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 1: live at my house in Santa Fe. It's wedding weekend.

1361
01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:07,200
Speaker 1: Our good friend Lisa Lampanelli just walked in. You took

1362
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,200
Speaker 1: the overnight Jet Blue flight into albercat here. I did,

1363
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 1: and I ran to the car and I drove with

1364
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: my new little adoptee. I adopted a second dog, Peggy.

1365
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: Peggy with you because she's asleep and she's a girl

1366
01:15:21,320 --> 01:15:24,320
Speaker 1: and needs her rest. Okay, she's four pounds, so I

1367
01:15:24,439 --> 01:15:26,960
Speaker 1: don't want her to get fat. People are texting it.

1368
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: I want to be Lisa when I grow up. Lisa

1369
01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:34,759
Speaker 1: Lampinelli's my hero. Corn Hard There's something very liberating about

1370
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,720
Speaker 1: saying the word cornhole on the radio. It's not just

1371
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:39,360
Speaker 1: a game, it's a gay way of life. Oh stop,

1372
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,160
Speaker 1: how I feel now, Elvis me. I ask you, what

1373
01:15:42,400 --> 01:15:44,559
Speaker 1: is the first time I met Alex? Do you remember?

1374
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,479
Speaker 1: I don't. I think it was at the Night of

1375
01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,479
Speaker 1: a Thousand Gowns. It could have been the big drag show, remember,

1376
01:15:49,520 --> 01:15:51,840
Speaker 1: And I first I go, boy, look at that boy toy.

1377
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: This is going nowhere. And now I say, look at

1378
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:59,200
Speaker 1: this couple. They have a max, They've got a large house,

1379
01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:03,000
Speaker 1: and they got a boy toy. It's fantastic. I am

1380
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:05,560
Speaker 1: very proud of you, and I'm happy for you. And

1381
01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: it pains me to say you found love when other

1382
01:16:09,960 --> 01:16:12,559
Speaker 1: people find love and I don't. But that's okay. Lisa.

1383
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,680
Speaker 1: You know, you know you were married once and so

1384
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:17,880
Speaker 1: and and unfortunately it didn't it didn't last, but never

1385
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,240
Speaker 1: but it was a great experience, right, it really was.

1386
01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:22,200
Speaker 1: You never traded in for anything. But do you have

1387
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:25,120
Speaker 1: any advice how can I make sure my marriage lasts

1388
01:16:25,280 --> 01:16:28,480
Speaker 1: unlike yours? Well, here's the talk to me. I understand

1389
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,280
Speaker 1: you have two residences so far, right, you've got the

1390
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:33,560
Speaker 1: Santa fe In the New York You're probably wealthy and

1391
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:35,200
Speaker 1: don't want to say how many more you have because

1392
01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 1: you want to be of the man to your people. Yes,

1393
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,320
Speaker 1: it's true, poor ass listeners are driving behind a garbage

1394
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:46,280
Speaker 1: that's so you have two houses. I think that is

1395
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,600
Speaker 1: a great solution because if you don't like them for

1396
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: a few days, you go, hey, why don't you go

1397
01:16:50,320 --> 01:16:52,720
Speaker 1: out the desert. You have a few good days, get

1398
01:16:52,760 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 1: a massage, have a good time. Separation is a good

1399
01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:58,599
Speaker 1: thing for a relationship. Okay, well in a nice way.

1400
01:16:58,680 --> 01:17:02,200
Speaker 1: Not every day, not everyone several houses. By the way

1401
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:05,439
Speaker 1: you're advice, you're sort of embarrassing garage stru so let

1402
01:17:05,520 --> 01:17:07,240
Speaker 1: me let me let me translate. I guess what you're

1403
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:10,120
Speaker 1: saying is for a great relationship, you should be able

1404
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:12,439
Speaker 1: to separate everyone somewhile and do your own thing. Yeah,

1405
01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,360
Speaker 1: you can't be those couple of yentas who have to

1406
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:16,840
Speaker 1: sit together all the time and just discussing Danielle and

1407
01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:20,679
Speaker 1: her latest failure of a hairstyle every day. Able to say,

1408
01:17:21,920 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: you know, you have to be able to have a

1409
01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 1: separate life. Also, because this is I'll be honest, that's

1410
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,200
Speaker 1: why I like following both of you on Instagram because

1411
01:17:29,200 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 1: you both post separate things. It's not we're so precious

1412
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,640
Speaker 1: and cute together because you have your life together and

1413
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 1: then separate lives. Also, I love you. Also keep good

1414
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:43,439
Speaker 1: friends close, like that crazy uncle Johnny. Keep him around.

1415
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,240
Speaker 1: I like that. He's a drunk. He's say in your life,

1416
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:48,240
Speaker 1: I would say, keep me around. I will come to

1417
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,680
Speaker 1: Santa Fe anytime you like. That's how I am. This

1418
01:17:50,760 --> 01:17:52,920
Speaker 1: place is great, giver. You've only seen it in the dark,

1419
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:56,280
Speaker 1: so you're good. But anyway, we love you, Lisa, thank

1420
01:17:56,320 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 1: you for being here today. How I am? But we

1421
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:00,599
Speaker 1: have more show to go. Yeah, let's do. Let's get

1422
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,360
Speaker 1: into what three things that we need to know? Gandhi?

1423
01:18:03,800 --> 01:18:06,240
Speaker 1: Let let lisay, he'll help you over this game, help me.

1424
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: This could be a big problem. So we just ask

1425
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:10,160
Speaker 1: her three things that we need to know in life?

1426
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 1: Of course, go for it. What are three things I

1427
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:16,840
Speaker 1: need to know you personally? Oh? All right, in general?

1428
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,080
Speaker 1: Well it's for anybody in general. I think you need

1429
01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:23,480
Speaker 1: to know that self love is not just the hashtag.

1430
01:18:23,760 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: It's a very important thing. Okay, you gotta love yourself

1431
01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,479
Speaker 1: and I don't mean sexually, because stop that your hands

1432
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,479
Speaker 1: are already sticky enough. That's the first thing I saw.

1433
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 1: That was one thing. It was on my list. Yes,

1434
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:39,680
Speaker 1: you're serious, No, oh you're how about one? And so

1435
01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:41,599
Speaker 1: one thing I think you should know is that President

1436
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:47,360
Speaker 1: Trump and the FDA like important song. So go ahead.

1437
01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,639
Speaker 1: Well they announced yesterday that there's a plan to ban

1438
01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:53,880
Speaker 1: e cigarette. Oh good, yes, and the bild a whole

1439
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:56,439
Speaker 1: six piece six people. Well that's exactly what a lot

1440
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,400
Speaker 1: of controversy is about right now, because people are saying, well,

1441
01:18:59,520 --> 01:19:01,320
Speaker 1: you didn't have a cracked down on gun control, and

1442
01:19:01,439 --> 01:19:04,559
Speaker 1: guns have killed a lot more people with a cigarettes. Yeah, Melissa, Mitch,

1443
01:19:04,680 --> 01:19:07,920
Speaker 1: the vape lobby isn't his power? I mean, who's in

1444
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:11,000
Speaker 1: the vape lobby? I'm not Greg t Oh. Is there

1445
01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:14,280
Speaker 1: a vape lobby? Exactly? No? But Ann I'm be a

1446
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,240
Speaker 1: political albest. So what happens when you come to Santa

1447
01:19:17,280 --> 01:19:19,519
Speaker 1: Fe and you're staring at a picture of a Native

1448
01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:25,880
Speaker 1: American feeling bad? Feel sad? Oh the beautiful picture, but

1449
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,960
Speaker 1: you feel sad when you're driver around Santa Fe going

1450
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,599
Speaker 1: oh my god, we have the Indians so bad. Oh

1451
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:33,679
Speaker 1: my god. Lisa, no no, no, I said, I said,

1452
01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: we got to give some land Back. That's why I'm

1453
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,480
Speaker 1: staying at NO. I'm with you there. The Native Americans

1454
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:41,080
Speaker 1: deserve which, by the way, your fancy hotel where you're

1455
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:43,800
Speaker 1: getting married, yes, sold out, So I have to stay

1456
01:19:43,840 --> 01:19:47,600
Speaker 1: at Indian Casino, NA. So what's the second thing we

1457
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 1: need to do? The second thing, a New Jersey fertility

1458
01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:54,120
Speaker 1: clinic is in trouble because a couple went there. She

1459
01:19:54,240 --> 01:19:56,479
Speaker 1: thought she was getting her husband's sperm they're white, and

1460
01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:58,680
Speaker 1: instead she ended up having an Asian baby. She is

1461
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:02,679
Speaker 1: a racist. Say, baby, Jesus gave you a baby agent,

1462
01:20:02,920 --> 01:20:05,040
Speaker 1: and I say, you take what you're given, and you

1463
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:07,719
Speaker 1: don't be a racist against Georgy. I agree, I agree,

1464
01:20:07,920 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 1: I agree. We love him to have an agent baby

1465
01:20:10,000 --> 01:20:14,759
Speaker 1: thrown up in me. And the third thing, I'm afraid

1466
01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:18,400
Speaker 1: to ask some interesting news for Buckeyes aka fans of

1467
01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:20,920
Speaker 1: the Ohio State University. I'm a Buckey myself. They're not

1468
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:23,280
Speaker 1: going to be allowed to trademark the word the they

1469
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:26,920
Speaker 1: got shut down. Yeah, they can't do, because they said

1470
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,439
Speaker 1: other people have tried. If you don't get that, but

1471
01:20:28,560 --> 01:20:30,519
Speaker 1: why do they want it and feel entitled to because

1472
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:33,639
Speaker 1: it's the Ohio State University, not Ohio state. There's something

1473
01:20:33,680 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: I hated about you, and now I pinned it. We

1474
01:20:37,280 --> 01:20:40,200
Speaker 1: have a Texas is Lisa Lampanelli, who's the most rudest

1475
01:20:40,200 --> 01:20:42,840
Speaker 1: person I've ever heard of the radio say thank you.

1476
01:20:44,600 --> 01:20:48,000
Speaker 1: Celebrating in Alex's wedding. It's an Elvis Durran in the

1477
01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:52,080
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hey guys, bedtime is sometimes a battle for

1478
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: both you and your kids. For instance, my daughter Ella,

1479
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 1: she struggles sometimes to fall asleep. Well, fortunately Trish and

1480
01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:02,040
Speaker 1: I have now discovered Vic's pures E's Kids Melatonin gummies

1481
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:05,120
Speaker 1: to help her fall asleep. Naturally, find pures E's Kids

1482
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:13,719
Speaker 1: in stores everywhere. Live from Mexico, celebrating nos in Alex's wedding.

1483
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,479
Speaker 1: I have warned the city of Santa Fe that three

1484
01:21:16,600 --> 01:21:20,120
Speaker 1: hundred New Yorkers are on the way. Elb Strand in

1485
01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:23,679
Speaker 1: the Morning Show, As the sun comes up over beautiful

1486
01:21:23,680 --> 01:21:26,559
Speaker 1: Santa Fe, New Mexico. We'll get this. We're here at

1487
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:29,320
Speaker 1: my house in our studio looking out over the mountains

1488
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,120
Speaker 1: and the in the world. I gotta be honest with you,

1489
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:39,280
Speaker 1: that's better. The one in Rome is just so much

1490
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,840
Speaker 1: Our buddy, Lisa Lampanelli's with us, and of course we

1491
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,680
Speaker 1: have to go around the room. The around the room

1492
01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:46,479
Speaker 1: thing is like, what's on your mind today? Like, think

1493
01:21:46,520 --> 01:21:48,760
Speaker 1: about something and I'll go to them first. All right,

1494
01:21:48,800 --> 01:21:51,000
Speaker 1: so gandhi, what's on your mind today? I just want

1495
01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,920
Speaker 1: to point out to everybody it doesn't matter how much

1496
01:21:53,000 --> 01:21:55,599
Speaker 1: money is in a room, people will still steal your food.

1497
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,439
Speaker 1: I made a waffle, came back here and somebody's been

1498
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 1: eating my food. Somebody ate my sandwich, somebody ate my waffle.

1499
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:03,439
Speaker 1: And I want to know why you guys are all acting.

1500
01:22:04,120 --> 01:22:06,479
Speaker 1: I had one bite of your waffle. Was you just

1501
01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:08,200
Speaker 1: one bite? That's fine. I don't care if it was you.

1502
01:22:08,320 --> 01:22:11,320
Speaker 1: I thought it was someone else where. To suck up, bitch, Seriously,

1503
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: he bought me a waffle. I have a waffle on

1504
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,720
Speaker 1: the way. By the way, we love Ego. Thank you, scary.

1505
01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:22,760
Speaker 1: What's with you? You know? I have a lot of

1506
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:25,599
Speaker 1: fet peeves at airports, but nothing gets me more pissed

1507
01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:29,360
Speaker 1: than people who stand on the people. It's not a

1508
01:22:29,439 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 1: people move, it's a moving walkway. So you got a

1509
01:22:31,240 --> 01:22:34,120
Speaker 1: move walkaway the walkway. It's called a moving walkway, not

1510
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 1: a moving standway. To double the speed and it's a

1511
01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,320
Speaker 1: it's a horizontal surface. It's not difficult. Why do people

1512
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:43,120
Speaker 1: stand there. It's not like it's an escalator where you

1513
01:22:43,160 --> 01:22:45,439
Speaker 1: could stay. It's on an incline. I get that this

1514
01:22:45,640 --> 01:22:47,840
Speaker 1: is a straightaway. Well, first of all, I thought I

1515
01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:52,559
Speaker 1: apologized for that. Second of all, people know some people

1516
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,960
Speaker 1: though they have those physical disabilities. Yeah, there's some other

1517
01:22:56,080 --> 01:22:59,719
Speaker 1: culture where they like to stand. Americans like to walk.

1518
01:23:00,320 --> 01:23:02,400
Speaker 1: We're in a hurry. But let me tell you about

1519
01:23:02,439 --> 01:23:05,040
Speaker 1: you Just say excuse me. How about you just be

1520
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:08,519
Speaker 1: a human being and say excuse me? He was shot it.

1521
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:11,200
Speaker 1: He was so mad. I don't like him. I don't

1522
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,400
Speaker 1: like him at all. If these people didn't have a

1523
01:23:14,439 --> 01:23:17,040
Speaker 1: walk away, they would just stand and never get anywhere

1524
01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:20,679
Speaker 1: in the airport. Danielle, So, yesterday I was talking about

1525
01:23:20,720 --> 01:23:23,559
Speaker 1: those no Show socks that I found and they were

1526
01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,240
Speaker 1: at DSW and I couldn't remember the name of them.

1527
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,840
Speaker 1: So many people reached out to me on social what

1528
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:34,280
Speaker 1: I have them. They're called the meme Mooy socks. M

1529
01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 1: m oh, why me mema socks? They really stay on there.

1530
01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:41,920
Speaker 1: The only socks that I've ever wore. No Show That's

1531
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:44,840
Speaker 1: a day on your feet. I love these shows, but

1532
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:49,519
Speaker 1: they just fall down producer, Sam, what's on your mind today?

1533
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: So I want to remind everyone that there is no

1534
01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,080
Speaker 1: such thing as an expiration date on a conversation you

1535
01:23:54,280 --> 01:23:57,280
Speaker 1: need to have. And I experienced that last night with Froggy.

1536
01:23:57,439 --> 01:23:59,280
Speaker 1: He and I had to talk that we both wanted

1537
01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:01,720
Speaker 1: to have a really long time ago, and I'm so

1538
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 1: glad we got to do it. So if there's something

1539
01:24:03,920 --> 01:24:05,280
Speaker 1: on your mind or someone you need to talk to,

1540
01:24:05,560 --> 01:24:07,760
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter how long ago you realize that you

1541
01:24:07,840 --> 01:24:11,160
Speaker 1: should still have the conversation. So what did you talk about?

1542
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,880
Speaker 1: We're kind of curious. Oh baby, that's another show. It

1543
01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:18,639
Speaker 1: was sexual at bit a little bit, so Lisa Lampanelli,

1544
01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 1: welcome to her around the room. What's on your mind today? Sam?

1545
01:24:21,320 --> 01:24:23,320
Speaker 1: You're a girl, right, I think that it's hard to

1546
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:26,320
Speaker 1: tell with her with her hair. I get it. Wait, no,

1547
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:30,160
Speaker 1: I get it because I'm very masculine myself. Now it's

1548
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:33,720
Speaker 1: on my mind that you're you're a millennial. Yes, yes,

1549
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm annoyed by millennials. And I'll tell you why you

1550
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 1: have to deliver overly earnest observations about conversations. Trying to

1551
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:45,680
Speaker 1: be a lighthearted no Sucks show. Conversation. It has to

1552
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:48,160
Speaker 1: be Oh, come to me when you want to discuss.

1553
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:52,000
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Get out, Ollie. We don't

1554
01:24:52,080 --> 01:24:55,120
Speaker 1: need artistness in the Elvis Durran Show, go to his

1555
01:24:55,320 --> 01:24:59,559
Speaker 1: seventeenth house and think about what I think. I gotta

1556
01:24:59,560 --> 01:25:05,320
Speaker 1: I gotta do. She's so we love, she's so cute,

1557
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,280
Speaker 1: but she can't be a producer. She's too young. How

1558
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:09,679
Speaker 1: old are you? I'm twenty nine, She's not a producer.

1559
01:25:12,479 --> 01:25:15,000
Speaker 1: I was shocked by this. I'm glad the glass ceiling

1560
01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:20,280
Speaker 1: and nepotism is not alive anymore. All right, well, look

1561
01:25:20,439 --> 01:25:23,160
Speaker 1: I was told just ahead of sound with Garrett that

1562
01:25:23,600 --> 01:25:26,320
Speaker 1: everyone in the room has advice for me for my

1563
01:25:26,439 --> 01:25:30,240
Speaker 1: wedding weekend. What does this mean? Straight dight? What is this?

1564
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,560
Speaker 1: You know? Actually? Great minds do you think alike? And

1565
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:35,040
Speaker 1: oddly enough, the other great mind was great Tea. So

1566
01:25:35,280 --> 01:25:37,839
Speaker 1: we both had this idea where we should go around

1567
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:39,960
Speaker 1: the room in a larger sense and give you words

1568
01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:44,439
Speaker 1: of encouragement and maybe say something to you because you

1569
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,840
Speaker 1: mean so much to us. Thank so, if we could

1570
01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:52,519
Speaker 1: cue the music there flips o music, I would like

1571
01:25:52,600 --> 01:25:55,080
Speaker 1: for Gandhi to start, all right, Okay, I would love

1572
01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,280
Speaker 1: to hear from you. You are the enlightened one. You're

1573
01:25:57,320 --> 01:26:01,720
Speaker 1: great great grandfather was Gondhi. Yes, all right, so go ahead, Um,

1574
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:04,360
Speaker 1: I think and we're being serious about this, So I

1575
01:26:04,400 --> 01:26:05,880
Speaker 1: think you need to make it a little album of

1576
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:08,400
Speaker 1: your favorite moments together and whenever you guys get angry

1577
01:26:08,439 --> 01:26:10,439
Speaker 1: at each other, go look at it and you will

1578
01:26:10,479 --> 01:26:13,720
Speaker 1: be happy again. That's what I think. Wow, we get

1579
01:26:13,800 --> 01:26:16,479
Speaker 1: angry with each other, by the way, that doesn't work,

1580
01:26:19,680 --> 01:26:22,600
Speaker 1: thank you. But here's the thing. In real life, we

1581
01:26:22,920 --> 01:26:25,040
Speaker 1: are so fast to get mad at someone, yeah that

1582
01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:28,240
Speaker 1: we love, and we forget that we love them for many,

1583
01:26:28,320 --> 01:26:30,600
Speaker 1: many larger reasons. I get it, all right, I'm in

1584
01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:36,439
Speaker 1: thank you, right, Who's next? Who's next? I'll go, I'll Garrett, Yes, Garrett.

1585
01:26:36,479 --> 01:26:38,920
Speaker 1: So I think the best advice I could give you,

1586
01:26:39,040 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: aside from uh trying to do it before the wedding

1587
01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,439
Speaker 1: because you're not going to do it a day of

1588
01:26:43,520 --> 01:26:46,479
Speaker 1: the wedding, UH, is always chase Alex like you're still

1589
01:26:46,479 --> 01:26:50,479
Speaker 1: trying to win him over. Are you implying that Elvis

1590
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 1: chased him and he didn't want to? Well, you know

1591
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,400
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like that Chase where I'm with you,

1592
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:56,840
Speaker 1: you want to win him. I'm with you, I will

1593
01:26:56,920 --> 01:27:01,439
Speaker 1: chase him Scotti Scott Oh. Yes, from experience, you're gonna

1594
01:27:01,439 --> 01:27:07,519
Speaker 1: have fights constantly, but always always make up before you

1595
01:27:07,600 --> 01:27:10,240
Speaker 1: go to bed, because it just will set the tone

1596
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,799
Speaker 1: for the next day and it will be really awkward.

1597
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,479
Speaker 1: So just always kiss and make up before you go

1598
01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:15,760
Speaker 1: to sleep. Never go to bed mad Excamp. I'm with you.

1599
01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:18,559
Speaker 1: I've heard that before and I think it's great advice. Yes, Froggy,

1600
01:27:19,280 --> 01:27:21,280
Speaker 1: I too have experience with arguing. But what I want

1601
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:24,519
Speaker 1: to tell you is that I know you're both very busy.

1602
01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 1: I know you're busy. I know you travel a lot,

1603
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,360
Speaker 1: you have a lot going on with work, and you

1604
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,439
Speaker 1: have a lot of personal stuff. Take the time to

1605
01:27:29,560 --> 01:27:32,040
Speaker 1: take time for each other so you always have a

1606
01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,680
Speaker 1: little bit of each other and everything that you do.

1607
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you and I love you.

1608
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,719
Speaker 1: I'm so freaking proud of you. I love you, Froggy.

1609
01:27:40,160 --> 01:27:42,240
Speaker 1: It's my brother, Froggy. I hate him that he did

1610
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:45,320
Speaker 1: that because I hate your people because they said make

1611
01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:47,400
Speaker 1: fun of things they say, and now I can't make

1612
01:27:47,439 --> 01:27:54,400
Speaker 1: fun because they're so real. I have advice to one

1613
01:27:54,520 --> 01:27:57,160
Speaker 1: hear it. It's actually you're nice. Go ahead. I thought

1614
01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:59,200
Speaker 1: of it while they were going on. No, dude, because

1615
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:02,040
Speaker 1: you said on wedding day, Okay, here's what me and

1616
01:28:02,120 --> 01:28:03,960
Speaker 1: Jimmy Big Balls did, and I'm telling you it was

1617
01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,360
Speaker 1: really great. After the ceremony. You are getting married in

1618
01:28:07,439 --> 01:28:10,400
Speaker 1: a ceremony, right, yeah, you'll be performing it our friend.

1619
01:28:10,439 --> 01:28:14,240
Speaker 1: No no, no, Matt, Matt says, might pronounce you man

1620
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,839
Speaker 1: and wife. Go off in a room together, you and Alex,

1621
01:28:17,080 --> 01:28:19,960
Speaker 1: and take at least five ten minutes by yourselves just

1622
01:28:20,120 --> 01:28:23,000
Speaker 1: to take it in, because before you go into the party,

1623
01:28:23,320 --> 01:28:25,800
Speaker 1: don't crowd it up with people and pictures and everything.

1624
01:28:26,000 --> 01:28:29,280
Speaker 1: Take a few minutes by yourselves to really connect and say, wow,

1625
01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:31,519
Speaker 1: we did it right, because honestly, that's the last time

1626
01:28:31,560 --> 01:28:34,040
Speaker 1: I remember liking Jimmy Big Balls. And I gotta say,

1627
01:28:34,120 --> 01:28:36,719
Speaker 1: you will be very glad you had those moments. It's sweet.

1628
01:28:36,800 --> 01:28:41,160
Speaker 1: I will do that. I'm a freaking nice person. I'm

1629
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:43,640
Speaker 1: a nice gale. Thank you, Lisa. I appreciate it. Yes,

1630
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:46,240
Speaker 1: producer's hands. So I'm really far removed from anything I

1631
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,599
Speaker 1: could pretend is being advice because I've not been here,

1632
01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:51,840
Speaker 1: but you have shown me that something really important in

1633
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:55,479
Speaker 1: a partner is just a person that improves your everyday life.

1634
01:28:55,840 --> 01:28:57,800
Speaker 1: Because I hear you talk about Alex and the way

1635
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,760
Speaker 1: he's improved your life even when you're joking, and it's

1636
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:02,519
Speaker 1: one full and it's something that kind of stuck with me.

1637
01:29:02,680 --> 01:29:04,680
Speaker 1: So I'm glad to have a boyfriend. I haven't scared yet,

1638
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:07,800
Speaker 1: and I hope you and Alex have that forever, because

1639
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:11,080
Speaker 1: it's it's incredible to watch you talk about him in

1640
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:13,240
Speaker 1: those moments and the thing about you and your boyfriend,

1641
01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:17,880
Speaker 1: Your boyfriend is freakin hot. Oh yeah, it's very hot. Anyway,

1642
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:22,960
Speaker 1: don't thank you, though, I appreciate that. Engineer Jeff so Elvis,

1643
01:29:23,479 --> 01:29:26,280
Speaker 1: I twelve years ago, I never thought this day would

1644
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:29,040
Speaker 1: come that I see you so happy with Alex and

1645
01:29:29,120 --> 01:29:31,800
Speaker 1: all the joy and smile in your face. I just

1646
01:29:31,920 --> 01:29:35,639
Speaker 1: hope you too, never stop communicating and get through any

1647
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:38,519
Speaker 1: disagreements you have by talking through it with each other

1648
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:42,160
Speaker 1: and just a joy, a life of happiness. Thank you, Jeff, Jeff,

1649
01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:44,720
Speaker 1: we love Jeff. By the way, Engineer Jeff great tea,

1650
01:29:44,800 --> 01:29:50,720
Speaker 1: the roundheaded front boy who Danielle Okay, I don't want

1651
01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:54,000
Speaker 1: to say always put Alex first. Sometimes it's not easy

1652
01:29:54,040 --> 01:29:55,760
Speaker 1: to do that, Like I know with me with kids

1653
01:29:55,800 --> 01:29:58,400
Speaker 1: and stuff, sometimes I don't put Sheldon first. But at

1654
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:01,320
Speaker 1: the end of the day, he is supposed to come first.

1655
01:30:01,720 --> 01:30:03,840
Speaker 1: And at the end of the day, when all the

1656
01:30:03,920 --> 01:30:06,479
Speaker 1: crap is going down around you wherever you are, you

1657
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,080
Speaker 1: come home to him and he's going to make you

1658
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:11,000
Speaker 1: feel better and he's going to be there for you

1659
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,280
Speaker 1: and pick you up, and that's what's most important. This

1660
01:30:13,479 --> 01:30:15,680
Speaker 1: is actually great. Thank you, You're welcome. You guys are

1661
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:20,600
Speaker 1: being so sweet, okay, Brodie els yes, my Brodie. In

1662
01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:25,120
Speaker 1: a typical male female marriage, people will tell you always

1663
01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,920
Speaker 1: let the woman win, let her win. You don't want

1664
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,360
Speaker 1: to go to bed with saying she's wrong. But in

1665
01:30:30,439 --> 01:30:33,439
Speaker 1: your relationship there is no woman. So stand your ground.

1666
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:36,320
Speaker 1: The two of you should never wrong. Just fight till

1667
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:41,160
Speaker 1: the end. Die right. I'm always right. The guys will fight.

1668
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:45,920
Speaker 1: Brodie duly noted. Thank you. I thank you, Scary. I've

1669
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:48,960
Speaker 1: known you up to almost twenty five years now, quarter

1670
01:30:49,040 --> 01:30:51,799
Speaker 1: of a century, and I've seen you. I've seen you happy, happier.

1671
01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:54,559
Speaker 1: This is when you're at your happiest. Though. The day

1672
01:30:54,600 --> 01:30:56,560
Speaker 1: you met Alex, he colors your world and I do

1673
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:59,080
Speaker 1: know that. But I will say this and I do

1674
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:01,240
Speaker 1: know that you know will be some arguments if people

1675
01:31:01,320 --> 01:31:03,600
Speaker 1: been mentioning. I'm not married, so I wouldn't know. But

1676
01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:05,840
Speaker 1: I will tell you that there's got to be a

1677
01:31:05,920 --> 01:31:08,120
Speaker 1: song that the two of you have together, because you

1678
01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:11,080
Speaker 1: have a song with him, I'm sure we do. When

1679
01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:14,840
Speaker 1: you fight, just play the song and that will clear

1680
01:31:14,960 --> 01:31:17,360
Speaker 1: up everything because your whole life has been about music.

1681
01:31:17,760 --> 01:31:19,240
Speaker 1: I think that that is a good piece of advice

1682
01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:26,360
Speaker 1: to walk away with titanium. There is a mark arena, yes, straightening, Okay,

1683
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 1: this is coming off of what Skary just said. Fight

1684
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:33,559
Speaker 1: fight because the makeup sex is definitely worth pound it out.

1685
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:36,200
Speaker 1: I really believe that. And fight for what you believe

1686
01:31:36,240 --> 01:31:38,040
Speaker 1: in because he's gonna fight for what he believes in.

1687
01:31:38,120 --> 01:31:39,840
Speaker 1: But you two are going to fight for something together,

1688
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:42,479
Speaker 1: and that's more important. But what I want to say

1689
01:31:42,520 --> 01:31:45,240
Speaker 1: to you is I know all of us here in

1690
01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,680
Speaker 1: this room, and I know I'm warming up great tea

1691
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:51,200
Speaker 1: because I know he's gonna cry. Why Why go ahead?

1692
01:31:51,840 --> 01:31:56,960
Speaker 1: I hope everyone listening, everybody out there, gets to meet

1693
01:31:57,120 --> 01:32:00,720
Speaker 1: and have someone in their life like you, because I

1694
01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:04,000
Speaker 1: will never meet another person like you. None of us

1695
01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:06,160
Speaker 1: will ever meet another person like you, and I am

1696
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:08,600
Speaker 1: so incredibly jealous of Alex because he gets to have

1697
01:32:08,760 --> 01:32:11,720
Speaker 1: you every day for the rest of his life and

1698
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,160
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. And I wish I

1699
01:32:15,360 --> 01:32:18,360
Speaker 1: was him to a certain degree. But I'm so happy

1700
01:32:18,439 --> 01:32:23,840
Speaker 1: that you two found each other. And I don't know

1701
01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:27,160
Speaker 1: what else to say. So grit Tea, oh wait, you

1702
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,800
Speaker 1: don't have to be jealous. I'll do you right now.

1703
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:32,360
Speaker 1: I was setting you up. You have you have a

1704
01:32:32,479 --> 01:32:35,920
Speaker 1: chance name. I know I didn't I miss that. So um, Nate,

1705
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:38,479
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you so the half of everybody. Thank you.

1706
01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,559
Speaker 1: But I know, grig Tea, I love you, Nate, thank

1707
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,160
Speaker 1: you so much. How am I going to follow that?

1708
01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:47,280
Speaker 1: That's unbelievable? Man? Yes, great Tea, by the way, is naked,

1709
01:32:47,720 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 1: naked wearing a towel. Towel great tea for you know Elvis, Um,

1710
01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:08,880
Speaker 1: we all know involvement, witness how much that you have

1711
01:33:09,040 --> 01:33:14,160
Speaker 1: given to everybody that you've been in contact with, myself included.

1712
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:18,320
Speaker 1: You've saved my life and you know that. And we've

1713
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:21,200
Speaker 1: had moments, the two of us for twenty five years.

1714
01:33:21,600 --> 01:33:25,360
Speaker 1: We've had it an a basic roller coaster of a ride.

1715
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:29,760
Speaker 1: But I think like it's so great that it's your

1716
01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:34,880
Speaker 1: time to finally get something for yourself because you've given

1717
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:41,200
Speaker 1: so much of yourself to everybody. So on the eve

1718
01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:45,000
Speaker 1: of your wedding, I would just like to say congratulations

1719
01:33:45,040 --> 01:33:49,200
Speaker 1: to you, and I'm so happy that you're finally getting

1720
01:33:49,240 --> 01:33:54,960
Speaker 1: something that you've always wanted in your life. You've given

1721
01:33:56,280 --> 01:34:01,760
Speaker 1: to me and my family, but I appreciate it be

1722
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:06,519
Speaker 1: a part of your extended family and what I'm happy

1723
01:34:06,560 --> 01:34:09,360
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you. I'm very happy in my tears.

1724
01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:12,719
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're finally getting something that you've always wanted.

1725
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:16,960
Speaker 1: And I hope that everybody sees that that this is

1726
01:34:17,040 --> 01:34:21,280
Speaker 1: your time to receive because you've always given. Well, thank you,

1727
01:34:21,479 --> 01:34:25,680
Speaker 1: and you know I love to receive. But but let

1728
01:34:25,760 --> 01:34:28,880
Speaker 1: me be very clear. I'm not finally getting my dreams

1729
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:35,280
Speaker 1: coming true. I've had my dreams come true for almost

1730
01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:39,000
Speaker 1: twenty five years. Yeah. Can you believe we've been together

1731
01:34:39,040 --> 01:34:41,960
Speaker 1: for twenty five years, Lisa, We've been together for almost

1732
01:34:42,000 --> 01:34:44,680
Speaker 1: our quarter of a frigging century. My dreams have been

1733
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:47,760
Speaker 1: coming true for many years, and now it's icing on

1734
01:34:47,760 --> 01:34:49,920
Speaker 1: the cake is Alex. And so what I would like

1735
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:53,200
Speaker 1: for you to do, you hard nippled little friend of

1736
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:56,320
Speaker 1: mine standing before you. Yes, I want you to put

1737
01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:59,560
Speaker 1: on your chef Chef Latigue costume and go serve my

1738
01:34:59,680 --> 01:35:01,840
Speaker 1: fe and save breakfast in bed. It would give me.

1739
01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:06,760
Speaker 1: That would be Everyone said something very very valid today,

1740
01:35:06,760 --> 01:35:10,040
Speaker 1: including our good friend Lisa Lampanelli, who was our guest.

1741
01:35:10,320 --> 01:35:12,519
Speaker 1: But you know what, what you just said was my

1742
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:16,240
Speaker 1: favorite and thank you and uh and I know you'll

1743
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:23,320
Speaker 1: never leave me. I know, I know that, I know

1744
01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:25,160
Speaker 1: that you'll never accept a job down the hall at

1745
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:31,040
Speaker 1: KT never. I love you, but you to wake up

1746
01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:33,519
Speaker 1: in my house in Santa Fe, New Mexico, the place

1747
01:35:33,560 --> 01:35:35,360
Speaker 1: I love more than any place in the world, with

1748
01:35:35,479 --> 01:35:38,240
Speaker 1: the sun rising over these beautiful mountains is sound the

1749
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:42,160
Speaker 1: crystal mountains and seeing this beautiful place and having you

1750
01:35:42,360 --> 01:35:45,400
Speaker 1: here in my most wonderful spot. I'll never forget this

1751
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,479
Speaker 1: moment ever. Thank you so much. I love you, I

1752
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:51,240
Speaker 1: love you, I love you, you know. And I'm so

1753
01:35:51,360 --> 01:35:53,439
Speaker 1: sorry if you're driving to work right now, I'm so

1754
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,080
Speaker 1: sorry you have to listen to this crap. But it

1755
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:58,639
Speaker 1: really is the most meaningful moment of my life. Sam everyone,

1756
01:35:59,160 --> 01:36:04,639
Speaker 1: Garrett and our gift, Danielle Gandhi our gift. You came

1757
01:36:04,720 --> 01:36:07,160
Speaker 1: across our lives when we needed you the most. We

1758
01:36:07,400 --> 01:36:11,080
Speaker 1: love you and Jeff who built these beautiful studios. My

1759
01:36:11,160 --> 01:36:13,479
Speaker 1: favorite people are here and Lisa, Lampa, Nelly. You're the

1760
01:36:13,600 --> 01:36:16,240
Speaker 1: luckiest person in the world. I really am. You have me.

1761
01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:21,760
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let's take a break. We have

1762
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:24,559
Speaker 1: sound with Garrett Commit. Can we take an early break? Yeah, Jago,

1763
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:27,040
Speaker 1: put clothes one, put your clothes on. Who wants to

1764
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,840
Speaker 1: go swimming in the pool. But already, by the way,

1765
01:36:30,479 --> 01:36:33,959
Speaker 1: I live in Santa Fe up near the dale Ball Trails.

1766
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:37,200
Speaker 1: After the show at eight am Santa Fe time, we're

1767
01:36:37,240 --> 01:36:39,200
Speaker 1: gonna go hiking. If we want to join us on

1768
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:42,479
Speaker 1: the dale Ball Trails, come on up, We're in. That's it, Okay,

1769
01:36:42,479 --> 01:36:45,720
Speaker 1: we'll take a break back in this. More from the

1770
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:49,160
Speaker 1: Mercedes Bants Interview Lounge. Oh my god, it's the Jonas brothers.

1771
01:36:50,840 --> 01:36:53,280
Speaker 1: It's good having you guys here, and it's just it's

1772
01:36:53,400 --> 01:36:55,439
Speaker 1: I'm just really proud of you. You know. Look, it's

1773
01:36:55,439 --> 01:36:57,880
Speaker 1: just like un like your father or something, but you're

1774
01:36:57,920 --> 01:37:00,320
Speaker 1: part of the family. I just we tell the world, Elvis,

1775
01:37:00,400 --> 01:37:04,880
Speaker 1: you are brought to you by Mercedes. AMG. Be prepared

1776
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:07,040
Speaker 1: for whatever comes your way. In the all new GT

1777
01:37:07,240 --> 01:37:09,920
Speaker 1: four door coup. Because life is a race, visit your

1778
01:37:09,960 --> 01:37:12,920
Speaker 1: local dealership for a test drive. Today, Elvis Duran in

1779
01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:18,080
Speaker 1: the Morning Show live from Sena Fe, New Mexico, celebrating

1780
01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:21,800
Speaker 1: Elvis in Alex's wedding. It's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

1781
01:37:22,800 --> 01:37:25,519
Speaker 1: You know what, we could just quit today and I

1782
01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:28,760
Speaker 1: would be the happiest guy in radio. Every we know,

1783
01:37:28,840 --> 01:37:32,240
Speaker 1: we're all on the radios. May can you hear me? Great? Great,

1784
01:37:32,439 --> 01:37:39,400
Speaker 1: you're on the air. Oh oh, hello America. So here's

1785
01:37:39,439 --> 01:37:43,160
Speaker 1: what we're thinking of doing. Our guest, of course, Lisa

1786
01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:46,200
Speaker 1: Lampanelli's here, my one of my best friends. She and

1787
01:37:46,400 --> 01:37:50,639
Speaker 1: Chef Lettie are going to serve my fiance Alex breakfast

1788
01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:53,000
Speaker 1: in bed. But keep in mind, when he sleeps, he

1789
01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:56,920
Speaker 1: sleeps deep. Secondly, he was up late drinking and doing

1790
01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,200
Speaker 1: god knows what. So we don't even know how this

1791
01:37:59,280 --> 01:38:02,080
Speaker 1: is gonna work. So we'll join Cheff Latine in a second.

1792
01:38:02,439 --> 01:38:05,719
Speaker 1: Let you see how this is gonna work. Uh, good morning, Garrett,

1793
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:07,479
Speaker 1: how are you morning? How are you? I'm ready for

1794
01:38:07,600 --> 01:38:09,280
Speaker 1: some sound? Thank you for being here. I love you,

1795
01:38:09,439 --> 01:38:13,320
Speaker 1: your house amazing, Well, thank you. I've I actually threw

1796
01:38:13,439 --> 01:38:15,680
Speaker 1: up in your bathroom this morning. I love I love

1797
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:18,160
Speaker 1: the sound of people throwing up in my bathroom. All right.

1798
01:38:18,560 --> 01:38:19,800
Speaker 1: No wait wait, why did you throw up? Are you

1799
01:38:19,840 --> 01:38:21,559
Speaker 1: just I don't know if it's the aging. I don't

1800
01:38:21,560 --> 01:38:25,040
Speaker 1: know if it's the air or the wine in the altitude. Yeah,

1801
01:38:25,240 --> 01:38:27,479
Speaker 1: so it was a fun morning. All right. Let's talk

1802
01:38:27,479 --> 01:38:30,320
Speaker 1: about this your favorite Lady Gaga, you know, get closer

1803
01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:33,840
Speaker 1: to the microphone. Bad romance, Yes, bad romance, Lady Gaga.

1804
01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:43,680
Speaker 1: All right, So okay, But Kelly Clarkson now is doing

1805
01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,760
Speaker 1: her show where she opens her show with a cover

1806
01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:55,880
Speaker 1: every day, and she covered Lady Gaga. Love it, Kelly

1807
01:38:55,960 --> 01:38:58,040
Speaker 1: Clarkson love her? Does that sound slow to you? Yeah?

1808
01:38:58,840 --> 01:39:01,640
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's talk about some wedding stuff, all right.

1809
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:03,960
Speaker 1: So I could only hope that your your wedding doesn't

1810
01:39:04,000 --> 01:39:06,200
Speaker 1: turn like like this one out of Utah. So we

1811
01:39:06,280 --> 01:39:08,439
Speaker 1: go to NBC in Utah for this news. Roy, we'll

1812
01:39:08,479 --> 01:39:11,080
Speaker 1: forget cold feet. A Burkes County groom is in hot

1813
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:14,559
Speaker 1: water after spending part of his wedding night behind bars.

1814
01:39:14,960 --> 01:39:18,599
Speaker 1: Northern Burkes Regional Police were called to a banquet hall well.

1815
01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:21,720
Speaker 1: When they got there, they found about a dozen intoxicated

1816
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:24,960
Speaker 1: people pushing and shoving one another, but it ended with

1817
01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:29,360
Speaker 1: three separate groups throwing punches. Seven people were arrested, including

1818
01:39:29,439 --> 01:39:33,519
Speaker 1: the groom who allegedly challenged an officer to a fight. Well,

1819
01:39:33,560 --> 01:39:35,400
Speaker 1: even though one of the guests was hit with a

1820
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,840
Speaker 1: stun gun and another had to be brought down with

1821
01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:42,639
Speaker 1: a police baton, no one was seriously hurt. All seven

1822
01:39:42,760 --> 01:39:45,800
Speaker 1: arrested were charged with misdemeanors. I gotta tell you, if

1823
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:48,599
Speaker 1: that stuff doesn't happen at my wedding, it's a failure. Yes,

1824
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:50,680
Speaker 1: I'll do it, all right. We need at least one

1825
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:53,720
Speaker 1: fist fight, all right. And then I've been searching all

1826
01:39:53,760 --> 01:39:56,360
Speaker 1: over the world for the perfect musician to play at

1827
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:59,000
Speaker 1: your wedding. Yeah, I think I have him. Listened to

1828
01:39:59,080 --> 01:40:01,880
Speaker 1: this trumpet play. This is actually a trumpet player at

1829
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:04,439
Speaker 1: a wedding playing it. Okay, let's see what he sounds like.

1830
01:40:04,439 --> 01:40:29,959
Speaker 1: If he's good, we're hiring, Yes, very good. Can you imagine.

1831
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:33,120
Speaker 1: It's like you know a cousin Marvin. He's a great

1832
01:40:33,240 --> 01:40:37,120
Speaker 1: trumpet Heerle's have him at the wedding. That's it. Thank you,

1833
01:40:37,880 --> 01:40:40,760
Speaker 1: you're a good American. Appreciate I'll tell you what I

1834
01:40:40,920 --> 01:40:44,240
Speaker 1: hear a word that Chef Lte is somewhere deep in

1835
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:54,080
Speaker 1: the bowels of my house. Chela, are you with? Lisa

1836
01:40:54,120 --> 01:40:57,720
Speaker 1: lamp and Ellie? I am with. I made him put

1837
01:40:57,760 --> 01:41:04,240
Speaker 1: on a towel cut by his tiny member. Sometimes these

1838
01:41:04,320 --> 01:41:09,799
Speaker 1: frenchmen have tiny members. So my fiance, my my beautiful, beautiful,

1839
01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:14,160
Speaker 1: handsome Alex is passed out with xes for eyes. He

1840
01:41:14,360 --> 01:41:17,280
Speaker 1: was up late drinking. I want you, Chef Lte, with

1841
01:41:17,479 --> 01:41:20,800
Speaker 1: the help of the world's funniest and most wonderful, wonderful woman,

1842
01:41:20,920 --> 01:41:23,000
Speaker 1: Lisa Lampanelli, I want you to wake him up with

1843
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:25,639
Speaker 1: breakfast in bed. Yes, and keep in mind, we don't

1844
01:41:25,640 --> 01:41:27,000
Speaker 1: know what's gonna happen. We have our finger on the

1845
01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:31,519
Speaker 1: dumb button in case he uses foul language. Right, uh, Anthony, okay,

1846
01:41:32,080 --> 01:41:35,320
Speaker 1: so are you at our bedroom door? Where do we are?

1847
01:41:35,600 --> 01:41:40,000
Speaker 1: We're walking the prince easy, he bid? Yes he is,

1848
01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:44,360
Speaker 1: and le Max is an el bed also yes. Oh

1849
01:41:44,479 --> 01:41:49,080
Speaker 1: he's so cute and so is Max. No before you

1850
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:52,400
Speaker 1: wake him up. Look out, look how beautiful my fiance Alex.

1851
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:57,439
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna go take a better look. I

1852
01:41:57,560 --> 01:42:00,800
Speaker 1: am going to take off from my power. Well, yeah,

1853
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:04,800
Speaker 1: totally naked naked? Uh? Is he a wait? Does he

1854
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:06,680
Speaker 1: know you're in the room yet? He glanced at me

1855
01:42:06,840 --> 01:42:10,080
Speaker 1: and shut his eyes and pulled the covers up as

1856
01:42:10,160 --> 01:42:19,800
Speaker 1: they all have. I'm getting into bed with him. I

1857
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:25,160
Speaker 1: am naked on a bed with you. Hello, missure Alex.

1858
01:42:28,040 --> 01:42:33,920
Speaker 1: We can't hear him. What's he's saying? No? No, no, no, yes.

1859
01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:38,000
Speaker 1: I almost get on top of you that day. I

1860
01:42:38,120 --> 01:42:43,200
Speaker 1: will ride all night to day. Oh, yes, and ride.

1861
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:47,720
Speaker 1: You're ride. You're right, you're naked on top of hi.

1862
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:53,920
Speaker 1: I am giving him loving now. Yes, I want to

1863
01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:57,400
Speaker 1: do this to you. I want to give you love

1864
01:42:57,479 --> 01:43:00,880
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. What about Lisa? Is Lisa Lampanelli joining?

1865
01:43:01,280 --> 01:43:04,400
Speaker 1: I'm legitimately staring in horror, like the first time I

1866
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:10,360
Speaker 1: saw the shining Max Max just his max nutsack just

1867
01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:17,320
Speaker 1: got smaller, chiff Latigue, give him the Eiffel Tower. Let

1868
01:43:17,439 --> 01:43:20,599
Speaker 1: me let me Do you like this? Oh my god?

1869
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:26,000
Speaker 1: Hold hold on sex side. You're supposed to give him

1870
01:43:26,040 --> 01:43:28,200
Speaker 1: breakfast in bed? What are you serving? What food do

1871
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:31,599
Speaker 1: you off for him? What happened there? You are now

1872
01:43:31,640 --> 01:43:36,439
Speaker 1: we're right here naked. What what's happening? Guys? Tell me

1873
01:43:36,479 --> 01:43:40,400
Speaker 1: what's happening? Okay, I am Alex is shocked, and I'm naked,

1874
01:43:40,560 --> 01:43:43,400
Speaker 1: and you're dead well I am too. Yeah, I do

1875
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:47,600
Speaker 1: not believe not believe it. I'm I'm I'm happy to

1876
01:43:47,720 --> 01:43:51,280
Speaker 1: report that I am now officially a lesbian. I am

1877
01:43:51,479 --> 01:43:54,120
Speaker 1: coming out of the closet now, of course you are.

1878
01:43:54,240 --> 01:43:56,479
Speaker 1: I will lick it, stick it and mail it after

1879
01:43:56,600 --> 01:44:01,760
Speaker 1: seeing this. No wait, now, chef let tea again. You're

1880
01:44:01,760 --> 01:44:04,960
Speaker 1: supposed to serve him breakfast in bed. Where are you serving?

1881
01:44:05,080 --> 01:44:09,160
Speaker 1: I am my cucumb I want to him to eat

1882
01:44:09,320 --> 01:44:14,719
Speaker 1: my cucumbat cucumber O. Dummy, He means read the list sausage.

1883
01:44:14,760 --> 01:44:17,560
Speaker 1: I forgotten my list? What my list? I do not

1884
01:44:17,720 --> 01:44:19,880
Speaker 1: know what I made you? All right? Okay, So anyway,

1885
01:44:20,000 --> 01:44:21,479
Speaker 1: so we have to let you go. If you're not,

1886
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:25,560
Speaker 1: it's terrible. Okay, So so is he back? Is he

1887
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:28,080
Speaker 1: sleeping in? If he bored him so much? He's sleeping again?

1888
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:30,759
Speaker 1: Because I'm Alex, just say hi to your lovely fiance.

1889
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:36,000
Speaker 1: Will be alone. I can't hear you, I can't hear him.

1890
01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:39,200
Speaker 1: I this is the worst radio ever. This was successful?

1891
01:44:39,560 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 1: All right? Okay, bye, bye, guys. We love you with

1892
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:47,439
Speaker 1: a pancake. Pancake for they thank you, I love you.

1893
01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:49,360
Speaker 1: All right, let's turn them off. Oh my gosh, the

1894
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:52,200
Speaker 1: video that Froggie got, Yeah, I don't think you can

1895
01:44:52,280 --> 01:45:01,960
Speaker 1: post that. Great tea's bare ass humping my fiance. No,

1896
01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:04,840
Speaker 1: it's just what he does. All right, here, y'all just

1897
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:09,320
Speaker 1: get into the Danielle Report. Can you chop that? I'm

1898
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:12,639
Speaker 1: not sure? Oh my gosh. All right, let's talk about

1899
01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:17,000
Speaker 1: Sean Mendez and Camila Cabello. So people were commenting about

1900
01:45:17,360 --> 01:45:19,560
Speaker 1: how they kissed like a fish, so they wanted to

1901
01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:22,120
Speaker 1: show us how they really kissed. But obviously this is

1902
01:45:22,160 --> 01:45:27,400
Speaker 1: a joke because they were licking each other's faces on Instagram. Yeah,

1903
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,479
Speaker 1: it's discussed. Actually made my stomach turn. But it's funny

1904
01:45:29,479 --> 01:45:31,120
Speaker 1: because it's the two of them. So check it out.

1905
01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:33,240
Speaker 1: We have it at our Instagram. It's at the at

1906
01:45:33,280 --> 01:45:37,040
Speaker 1: Elvis at Elvis Durrand Show. Disney Plus is reportedly doing

1907
01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:41,200
Speaker 1: a Young Avengerer series featuring some of the young superheroes

1908
01:45:41,240 --> 01:45:44,400
Speaker 1: from the Marvel universe, so that's pretty cool. Mariah Carey

1909
01:45:44,479 --> 01:45:46,840
Speaker 1: took her daughter Monroe on a shopping spring. She said,

1910
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:49,080
Speaker 1: all right, you can choose anywhere in the world to

1911
01:45:49,160 --> 01:45:51,160
Speaker 1: go shopping. Where do you want to go? And Monroe

1912
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:54,280
Speaker 1: said Target, and that's what she did. She's eight. Let

1913
01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,040
Speaker 1: me tell you something if you ask me where I

1914
01:45:56,080 --> 01:45:59,840
Speaker 1: wanted to shop Target? Yeah, Target, of course. Pam and

1915
01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:02,479
Speaker 1: Angela from the Office, we'll be doing an office podcast.

1916
01:46:02,800 --> 01:46:06,400
Speaker 1: Jennifisher and Angela Kinsey are launching a weekly podcast. It's

1917
01:46:06,439 --> 01:46:09,200
Speaker 1: called Office Ladies, gonna breakdown episodes of the show, share

1918
01:46:09,240 --> 01:46:11,719
Speaker 1: behind the scenes info, and answer listener questions. It's gonna

1919
01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:14,000
Speaker 1: from me her October sixteenth, and that's where Sam and

1920
01:46:14,080 --> 01:46:16,240
Speaker 1: Gandhi will be. Yes, we already have dates to watch it.

1921
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:18,760
Speaker 1: It's very timely five years after it went off the air. Yeah.

1922
01:46:19,120 --> 01:46:21,800
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard, Yeah, but so many people still love that's

1923
01:46:21,960 --> 01:46:24,240
Speaker 1: love it. Kevin Hart is out of the hospital and

1924
01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:28,360
Speaker 1: in a live in rehab facility after his car accident. Yeah.

1925
01:46:28,360 --> 01:46:30,080
Speaker 1: I told you the other day that it's gonna take

1926
01:46:30,080 --> 01:46:32,479
Speaker 1: a while for him to get back literally back on

1927
01:46:32,560 --> 01:46:34,479
Speaker 1: his feet. I mean he is walking, but not to

1928
01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:36,280
Speaker 1: the point where he needs to be. So he's gonna

1929
01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:39,240
Speaker 1: take a while. And our boy might the situation, will

1930
01:46:39,280 --> 01:46:41,920
Speaker 1: be a free man this week. He will be leaving

1931
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:45,360
Speaker 1: prison today after eight months behind bars. That's according to

1932
01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:49,320
Speaker 1: NJA dot com Lampanelli, have you ever been to prison? No,

1933
01:46:49,960 --> 01:46:53,080
Speaker 1: but I just think I've experienced something that looked like prison,

1934
01:46:53,160 --> 01:46:56,280
Speaker 1: which is Alex getting woken up by a fat, silly

1935
01:46:56,360 --> 01:47:01,120
Speaker 1: guy with a small weewee. It was horrifying. Alex is

1936
01:47:01,160 --> 01:47:03,680
Speaker 1: hot though, right, God, Alex looks freaking great. I've got

1937
01:47:03,760 --> 01:47:06,800
Speaker 1: to be honest with you. He's in prison. He'd be

1938
01:47:06,880 --> 01:47:12,200
Speaker 1: worth like a cart and cigarettes and two stickers bars back.

1939
01:47:14,040 --> 01:47:16,800
Speaker 1: It is Thursday night, Football night, so you can watch

1940
01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:19,160
Speaker 1: that or the Democratic Debate. So if you want to

1941
01:47:19,160 --> 01:47:22,600
Speaker 1: see what just happened, it's a little X rated. You

1942
01:47:22,680 --> 01:47:25,360
Speaker 1: can check it out on our Elvis durand Show Instagram story.

1943
01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's humping Alex's pretty bad. And I

1944
01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:32,639
Speaker 1: got to be honest with you. I don't enjoy watching

1945
01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:36,479
Speaker 1: gay mail sex and now I see why because there's

1946
01:47:36,520 --> 01:47:40,479
Speaker 1: always one good one and one bad one. I know

1947
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:43,400
Speaker 1: you gave this great tea an opportunity, got very heartfelt

1948
01:47:43,439 --> 01:47:47,360
Speaker 1: and cried, but I would question your sanity because I'm like,

1949
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:51,120
Speaker 1: he memorized the whole list of delights for breakfast, didn't

1950
01:47:51,360 --> 01:47:53,839
Speaker 1: forgot the list of the car, he didn't deliver breakfast

1951
01:47:53,880 --> 01:47:56,120
Speaker 1: and bread. We have to take a break. Okay, this

1952
01:47:56,280 --> 01:47:59,400
Speaker 1: scheme of censors behind us trying to figure out if

1953
01:47:59,479 --> 01:48:03,439
Speaker 1: what we just could really live on Instagram? Is this video? Okay?

1954
01:48:03,600 --> 01:48:05,600
Speaker 1: This one doesn't doesn't really sure, No, put it on.

1955
01:48:06,000 --> 01:48:08,519
Speaker 1: If they don't like it, they'll take it down better.

1956
01:48:08,600 --> 01:48:11,120
Speaker 1: You better check it out. Elvis Duran Show, Instagram Live.

1957
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:14,320
Speaker 1: You better chake it quick. Blah blah blah blah blah

1958
01:48:14,320 --> 01:48:17,000
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. Hi, this is hey, This is

1959
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:19,240
Speaker 1: Taylor Smith. Hey, what's going on? This is Brendan Murray

1960
01:48:19,280 --> 01:48:21,799
Speaker 1: from Panic at the Disco. You're listening to Elvis durand

1961
01:48:21,960 --> 01:48:28,280
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show Live from Santa Fe,

1962
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:31,960
Speaker 1: New Mexico, for Elvis and Alex's wedding. Their cake won't

1963
01:48:32,000 --> 01:48:35,120
Speaker 1: have two grooms on top. One of them is a bottom,

1964
01:48:35,760 --> 01:48:39,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand in the Morning Show. So rude, which one?

1965
01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:42,840
Speaker 1: All of it? The whole show is rude. So if

1966
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:44,640
Speaker 1: he's just joining us here, we are live in my

1967
01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:48,320
Speaker 1: studio in our house in Santa Fe. Alex is asleep

1968
01:48:48,360 --> 01:48:50,840
Speaker 1: in the bed downstairs at Greg Teeth. The naked frat

1969
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:53,320
Speaker 1: boy just woke him up with breakfast in bed with

1970
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:56,840
Speaker 1: with Lisa Lampanelli. If you want to see this video,

1971
01:48:56,920 --> 01:49:01,679
Speaker 1: it will shock you. And it was literally eternally sad. Yes, yes, sorry.

1972
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:04,439
Speaker 1: There was literally no food involved. I felt truly cheated

1973
01:49:04,600 --> 01:49:07,439
Speaker 1: and raped. It was supposed to be breakfast. We were

1974
01:49:07,439 --> 01:49:08,880
Speaker 1: supposed to get some food out of it, and all

1975
01:49:08,880 --> 01:49:11,160
Speaker 1: we got was woken up. So if you want to

1976
01:49:11,160 --> 01:49:13,679
Speaker 1: see what happened with Lisa Lampanelli, great to the front

1977
01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:16,559
Speaker 1: boy and my fiance Alex, it's on the Elvis Durand

1978
01:49:16,600 --> 01:49:19,519
Speaker 1: Show story. But you better check it out soon because

1979
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:21,479
Speaker 1: we don't know how long Instagram will let that videos

1980
01:49:21,479 --> 01:49:23,719
Speaker 1: stay there. We did doctor it up, we put little

1981
01:49:23,800 --> 01:49:26,760
Speaker 1: censored things over. We think it's gonna be okay and

1982
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:28,840
Speaker 1: it's gonna be able to live for twenty four hours

1983
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:31,800
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durand Show. Look at the story in the

1984
01:49:31,880 --> 01:49:34,120
Speaker 1: circle on the top left. Thank you, Sary. By the way,

1985
01:49:34,120 --> 01:49:36,599
Speaker 1: I love our studio here in Santa Fe. It's beautiful.

1986
01:49:36,680 --> 01:49:38,880
Speaker 1: Our friend Jeff built the whole thing. It's gorgeous. But

1987
01:49:39,040 --> 01:49:41,320
Speaker 1: right now all the screens are saying that we're offline

1988
01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:44,280
Speaker 1: and they're trying to reconnect. What does that mean, Jeff?

1989
01:49:44,320 --> 01:49:46,559
Speaker 1: Do we know what that means? What does that mean?

1990
01:49:46,760 --> 01:49:48,639
Speaker 1: Bad things are happen? Oh yeah, we should have another

1991
01:49:48,680 --> 01:49:51,559
Speaker 1: bottle of wine and figure this out. Yes, Danielle Ganda,

1992
01:49:51,600 --> 01:49:53,720
Speaker 1: you having a good time? Ye kind of blast? Can

1993
01:49:53,760 --> 01:49:55,599
Speaker 1: we do it more? If? I don't think we can

1994
01:49:55,800 --> 01:49:59,240
Speaker 1: handle more? But I think we've been hacked. There's some

1995
01:49:59,360 --> 01:50:03,559
Speaker 1: ransomware taking over our show. I don't know, but here's

1996
01:50:03,720 --> 01:50:05,400
Speaker 1: one of my fun moments. A second ago, we had

1997
01:50:05,439 --> 01:50:08,080
Speaker 1: thirty seconds until the song ended. Yeah, and we had

1998
01:50:08,120 --> 01:50:10,000
Speaker 1: to get everyone back in to do that. This break

1999
01:50:10,040 --> 01:50:12,519
Speaker 1: we're in now and Gandhi and daniel were outside on

2000
01:50:12,600 --> 01:50:16,559
Speaker 1: the terrace overlooking the mountains and giggling and laughing. It's awesome.

2001
01:50:16,880 --> 01:50:20,240
Speaker 1: We were with Sam. We were hugging, taking beautiful pictures outside.

2002
01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:23,400
Speaker 1: It was fun. This is a great day. Yeah, great moment.

2003
01:50:23,520 --> 01:50:25,120
Speaker 1: So you've been you guys have been in Santa Fe,

2004
01:50:25,280 --> 01:50:27,400
Speaker 1: Lisa Lapinelli, this is your first time, right? Yeah? You know,

2005
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:29,439
Speaker 1: I used to have a house in Tucson because I'm

2006
01:50:29,560 --> 01:50:33,080
Speaker 1: super rich also, but I'm not like to brag, but

2007
01:50:33,280 --> 01:50:36,920
Speaker 1: I fancy that it's something. It's something like the desert

2008
01:50:37,080 --> 01:50:39,840
Speaker 1: thing that brings you just down to earth behind see

2009
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:42,439
Speaker 1: we get snow here, do you really? Yeah? So who

2010
01:50:42,479 --> 01:50:47,280
Speaker 1: does your plowing? I figured, by the way, Alex does

2011
01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:50,960
Speaker 1: the plowing on a daily In the video, we just

2012
01:50:50,960 --> 01:50:53,479
Speaker 1: saw great teas doing the plowing. Yes, you are. Don't

2013
01:50:53,479 --> 01:50:56,040
Speaker 1: know what's weird about Greg Tea other than everything? What

2014
01:50:56,160 --> 01:50:58,800
Speaker 1: do you think his limits are? Like if you said

2015
01:50:58,840 --> 01:51:01,000
Speaker 1: to him, look, they're a guy down there and it

2016
01:51:01,200 --> 01:51:03,920
Speaker 1: isn't Alex, can you go, you know, do a certain

2017
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:06,560
Speaker 1: untoward cornholing act to him? Would he actually do it?

2018
01:51:07,920 --> 01:51:10,639
Speaker 1: Is that blind loyalty to the show and to you? Yes?

2019
01:51:10,800 --> 01:51:14,400
Speaker 1: And just extreme codependence. Yes? I like that. I like that.

2020
01:51:14,600 --> 01:51:16,599
Speaker 1: That's what you needed an employee. I never had an

2021
01:51:16,600 --> 01:51:18,920
Speaker 1: assistant once who would do that for me. By the way,

2022
01:51:19,040 --> 01:51:21,439
Speaker 1: he's still with the microphone. He's still in bed with Alex.

2023
01:51:21,960 --> 01:51:27,120
Speaker 1: Dare I turn it on? Hey? Greg? Can you hear us? Okay?

2024
01:51:27,200 --> 01:51:29,000
Speaker 1: So good, it's better that way. You don't want to

2025
01:51:29,040 --> 01:51:31,320
Speaker 1: hear it? Are they sleeping? Are they doing each other?

2026
01:51:32,120 --> 01:51:37,920
Speaker 1: What you're talking? Talking? So the question is Alex and

2027
01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:41,400
Speaker 1: I don't get married until Saturday? Yeah, so do I

2028
01:51:41,560 --> 01:51:43,800
Speaker 1: have Do we have until Saturday to do whatever we

2029
01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:45,599
Speaker 1: want with whoever you want to do? I don't think

2030
01:51:45,680 --> 01:51:48,760
Speaker 1: that's how it works. Nope, no, I'm sorry unless you

2031
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:51,360
Speaker 1: both agree on it. Yeah, well, we will do that.

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01:51:51,640 --> 01:51:53,519
Speaker 1: I think the best case scenario you can have an

2033
01:51:53,520 --> 01:51:57,599
Speaker 1: awkward person hump you when you're asleep, because that just happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

2034
01:51:57,840 --> 01:52:00,680
Speaker 1: if you want me to come over and awkwardly, I'm

2035
01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:04,439
Speaker 1: available and also available for children's parties and bar mitzwel

2036
01:52:05,360 --> 01:52:09,280
Speaker 1: out there. Love that Lisalli and her Bounty Castle. Yes, so,

2037
01:52:09,439 --> 01:52:12,080
Speaker 1: Engineer Jeff, why are we still like all of our

2038
01:52:12,160 --> 01:52:15,800
Speaker 1: screens have gone dead, our internet is out, we've lost

2039
01:52:15,960 --> 01:52:19,360
Speaker 1: we've lost connection with the iHeart radio mothership. But I

2040
01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:20,840
Speaker 1: think we're still on the air, right, we are on

2041
01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:23,160
Speaker 1: the air. I'm monitoring down. I wish we have something

2042
01:52:23,200 --> 01:52:25,600
Speaker 1: interesting going on. Let's get into the three things you

2043
01:52:25,680 --> 01:52:30,120
Speaker 1: need to know. Guys. This is oh never mind, Hi, yes,

2044
01:52:30,840 --> 01:52:32,960
Speaker 1: all right, so three things go all right? So we

2045
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:36,080
Speaker 1: all that the Bahamas was just devastated by her Kandrian

2046
01:52:36,160 --> 01:52:38,799
Speaker 1: and now forecasters are keeping their eye on another storm

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01:52:38,880 --> 01:52:41,040
Speaker 1: that's headed for the area as well. They say there's

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01:52:41,080 --> 01:52:44,160
Speaker 1: a seventy percent chance of this tropical depression forming a

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01:52:44,479 --> 01:52:47,000
Speaker 1: tropical storm. So let's hope that that doesn't know I

2050
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:51,400
Speaker 1: know Taco Bell start serving their vegetarian menu today. I

2051
01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:53,960
Speaker 1: find this interesting because I know a lot of vegetarians

2052
01:52:54,000 --> 01:52:56,000
Speaker 1: and they hit Taco Bell all the time. Anyway, it's

2053
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:57,880
Speaker 1: one of the best places if you are a vegetarian

2054
01:52:58,120 --> 01:53:00,439
Speaker 1: to go and get it. But they are specializing. They

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, this is Seleni Gomez. What's up. It's Fletchers

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Speaker 1: go there today, We'll be back after this. I think

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Speaker 1: I don't know Elvis, Granny, Elvis durand phone tap. The

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Speaker 1: phone tap? What a concept? Huh? Yeah, Scary has today's

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Speaker 1: phone tap? What's it all about? Scary? So Crystal and

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01:56:08,080 --> 01:56:10,880
Speaker 1: her mom want to phone tap Grandma Shirley. Shirley's had

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Speaker 1: issues with the phone company in the past, so they

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Speaker 1: felt this was a great topic for her to fall for.

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Speaker 1: I start to call to Shirley, and then Crystal is

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Speaker 1: gonna be listening in, and later she's gonna take over.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's see what happens. Scary's phone tap. Let's

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Speaker 1: listen in. Yes, I'm looking for missus. Carter, please calling,

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Speaker 1: she's not in the Scott. Who's calling? My name is

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Speaker 1: Alexander Graham from hold Ball I. He's calling regarding her

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Speaker 1: cell phone overages. Am I speaking with missus? Talk to

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Speaker 1: her daughter. I'll have her to call you back. This

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01:56:45,760 --> 01:56:51,840
Speaker 1: is involving the excess downloads and uploads of pictures and

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Speaker 1: text messages on her cell phone. She does the texts,

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Speaker 1: She doesn't text message on her phone. Does she send pictures? No,

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Speaker 1: she does not. Let's just say that there are some

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Speaker 1: lewd pictures that are being downloaded to her phone, which

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Speaker 1: she's being charged for. I don't think sal sir, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, mister Graham. Crystal was that her? Or?

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Speaker 1: Is that? Okay? I'm gonna call her back. Hello, Shirley Carter? Please,

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Speaker 1: huh could you turn up your hearing? Aid? What are

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Speaker 1: you hard of hearing? Missus Carter? I do not said

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Speaker 1: no dirty numbers. I do not do none of this

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Speaker 1: stuff from this number. Okay? Are you sure? Missus? Am positive? Now,

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01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:47,080
Speaker 1: maybe you're a little forgetful that you're doing. Don't try it, well,

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Speaker 1: you know, try it. I just need to know that

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01:57:49,880 --> 01:57:53,840
Speaker 1: it wasn't you sending these pictures of um close ups

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Speaker 1: of naked breasts and male GENITALI I am a singer.

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Speaker 1: I don't don't think like that. Okay, Well, I do

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Speaker 1: not do things like that. Many seniors like yourself use

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Speaker 1: their phones to download pornography. I told you I did not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not keep repeating myself and sending texts that have

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01:58:15,120 --> 01:58:17,160
Speaker 1: filthy language in them. Are you sure you don't do that?

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01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:20,000
Speaker 1: I did not do anything like that. Are you into

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01:58:20,080 --> 01:58:27,680
Speaker 1: hot girl on girl action? Hello? Grandma, this man has

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Speaker 1: tell me. I'm sending new pictures of my breath. I

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01:58:31,160 --> 01:58:34,520
Speaker 1: have something to cons I see your, grandma, Why I

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Speaker 1: have a friend who knows how to hack people's information.

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01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:39,840
Speaker 1: And you remember how Jasmine, I used to some text

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01:58:39,920 --> 01:58:44,760
Speaker 1: messages like the pictures from your phone. Yes, well I

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01:58:44,920 --> 01:58:47,280
Speaker 1: had a friend to kind of hack an information. I

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01:58:47,360 --> 01:58:49,960
Speaker 1: can't believe you do something like that, Crystal, You, of

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Speaker 1: all people you, I don't believe you do that. Grandma.

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01:58:53,760 --> 01:58:56,240
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was gonna get caught. There's nothing

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Speaker 1: that's done in the doctor. Don't come to like and

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Speaker 1: whatever dirty laund did you ear, it will come in

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Speaker 1: the wet wash. Do you know how dangerous that is? Yes?

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Speaker 1: I didn't crazy today. So Grandma, why don't you try

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Speaker 1: to speak into the guy. I'm not going to talk

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Speaker 1: to you. I apologize, I am not going to do it.

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01:59:13,600 --> 01:59:15,960
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't mean to do that. But Crystal

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01:59:16,080 --> 01:59:18,320
Speaker 1: gave me your phone number at all, and I have

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Speaker 1: no idea my granddaughter would do something like that to me.

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Speaker 1: She didn't know that I was going to use it

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Speaker 1: for terrible things like this. It's gotten to get the

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Speaker 1: police in, Bob, and I'm I'm just to get the

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Speaker 1: police in Bob, Missus Carter, I apologize. I will if

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Speaker 1: you want. I could speak to the phone company for you.

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Speaker 1: That means I have to change this number. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pay you back. Okay. Almost had me turn my phone off.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to shut my phone down. How much. I

2174
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Speaker 1: don't believe you. You're got a little school, because only

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01:59:48,600 --> 01:59:51,240
Speaker 1: only nuts would do something like you do. Would all

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Speaker 1: go crazy people in this world. I didn't know. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: and you wouldn't think. They do it to seeing you.

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Speaker 1: They don't do it to anybody. They'll do to your

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Speaker 1: grandma homeletch is Crystal. I don't know, but the man

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Speaker 1: told my putting it on my phone bill. I told

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Speaker 1: me if they put it on my bill, I will

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Speaker 1: not pay it. They just will carry at me to Jack.

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Speaker 1: I would give no four hundred dollars mcman, Missus Carter,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you that this is scary Jones

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Speaker 1: from Elvis Durand in the Morning Show. You've been phone tapped.

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Speaker 1: None of it is true. I said, I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get you back when you need perspect it. They're crazy.

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02:00:30,600 --> 02:00:33,000
Speaker 1: They're really crazy, missus Carter. What do you want to

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Speaker 1: tell your daughter and your granddaughter right now them tell

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Speaker 1: him screw them? What do you mean, screw them? Just

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Speaker 1: what I said. They'll find out a dirty old lady,

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Speaker 1: but they don't find out how dirty I am. Was

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Speaker 1: pre recorded permission granted by all participants. Duran ponas Durand

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Speaker 1: in the Morning Show. I've always loved hot sauce, but

2195
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Speaker 1: now with Cholula in my life, I love it even more.

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Speaker 1: not to like? So grab your bottle of Cholula, the

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Speaker 1: one with the wooden cap from Sinnaday, New Mexico. Celebrating

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Speaker 1: Elvis is Alex's wedding. It's Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if this show has been a dream

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Speaker 1: come true or just a Friggate nightmare. Had a good

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Speaker 1: time having you guys, my my family here. It's what

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02:01:27,160 --> 02:01:29,120
Speaker 1: a great morning waking up with you guys in the radio.

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02:01:29,120 --> 02:01:35,440
Speaker 1: And then Lisa Lampinelli rolls up her niece, and then

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Speaker 1: I have great tea in the pool naked with my

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Speaker 1: fiancee Garret. Are they still naked swimming together? Yes, sadly, yes,

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02:01:41,160 --> 02:01:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're naked in the pool. Oh my

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02:01:44,200 --> 02:01:48,240
Speaker 1: God the Dane out, but he keeps on rubbing up

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Speaker 1: against me, and I get a whole pass today. Now,

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Speaker 1: if you want to do great tea, feel free. It's

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02:01:54,800 --> 02:01:58,360
Speaker 1: not much of a pass. Yeah, it would be like pass.

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Speaker 1: So I know we have another break coming up, but

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Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you to you guys.

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Speaker 1: We just had the best day to day and we

2215
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Speaker 1: can Let's not did we had the best day? Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Let's not do this more than once a

2217
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Speaker 1: decade to come back again. We're done, take a break.

2218
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Speaker 1: We love you. We love Is that poop or chocolate? Daniel?

2219
02:02:20,520 --> 02:02:23,520
Speaker 1: Maybe they'll give you a sandwich. I'm not really sure.

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Speaker 1: My parents were a fan of me when I was born.

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Speaker 1: Gandhi Gandi Chick looks like the guy from the Chainsaw Massacre.

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Speaker 1: Starting your day, Ran in the Morning Show. Hiring isn't easy,

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