Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to this We're in my car. This hell,
Speaker 1: pure hell, unadulterated hell.
Speaker 2: That'd pure chaos.
Speaker 3: It's not like the biggest deal ever, but it literally
Speaker 3: like it broke something inside of me.
Speaker 4: It's pretty it's pretty uncomfortable in here. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you're probably like, why are y'all in the car?
Speaker 3: Like funny little bit he he ha ha. Honestly, it's
Speaker 3: like a nice temperature in here, so filming in here
Speaker 3: literally feels better and you don't have your uncomfortable chair,
Speaker 3: but you're so uncomfortable because you.
Speaker 1: Have to like crouch.
Speaker 4: I have the crouch to be in the frame.
Speaker 3: Basically, we're in my car filming this episode because we
Speaker 3: have fleas. You're probably like, haha he he life joke,
Speaker 3: life joke, flea joke, flea joke, blah blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: not funny. This is our fucking life.
Speaker 2: No, we literally actually have fleas in our fucking house.
Speaker 4: We have a flea anfestation.
Speaker 1: Not anymore, but we did. It's it's in the air,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's more of a question.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, do we have fleas anymore?
Speaker 2: I mean, we did have an infestation and they ate
Speaker 2: the fuck out of us and sucked our blood.
Speaker 3: No, they literally destroyed my legs. Like maybe I'll insert pictures,
Speaker 3: but I don't think I'm gonna because they literally make
Speaker 3: me so uncomfortable and insecure. But like I look, I
Speaker 3: I literally was like, I've heard about monkey pox, Like
Speaker 3: do I just have monkey.
Speaker 1: Poxcause that's what's happening. Like I got Delta and I
Speaker 1: have monkey pops. Yeah. So it all started when I
Speaker 1: came home the.
Speaker 3: Other night from running an aaron and it was like
Speaker 3: around midnight and I come inside and there was actually
Speaker 3: a mosquito in the car that night, and that's why
Speaker 3: when I came up to your room, I went upstairs
Speaker 3: and I went to Jerwis room and I was like
Speaker 3: talking to Drew, and I was like, wait, I feel
Speaker 3: like there's a mosquito in my pants. So I like
Speaker 3: drop down and I like pull off my shoes and
Speaker 3: lift up.
Speaker 1: My jeans and it's not a mosquito. There's I see
Speaker 1: a flea, and I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Can I like pick it up and I squish it,
Speaker 3: which is disgusting and literally makes me want to throw up.
Speaker 1: And I was like that was so weird. And then
Speaker 1: I keep talking to you and.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I I feel like they're still fucking biting me,
Speaker 5: Like mind you, I'm like fifteen feet away and they're
Speaker 5: probably like eight feet away in my bed, just under
Speaker 5: the covers, and I see Anya like literally.
Speaker 4: Saying, there's they're on me. They're on me, They're all
Speaker 4: over me, And I can't see a flee from fucking
Speaker 4: eight feet away.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, andya, you're like hallucinating, like you're making
Speaker 2: this shit up. This is like this is like a
Speaker 2: hallucination of your deep subconscious, Like you need to figure
Speaker 2: this out because it's starting the scare.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it just looks like I'm going crazy.
Speaker 3: Because also I was like, there, they're like attracted to
Speaker 3: my socks, and I took my fee my socks off
Speaker 3: and I'm just sitting on the floor like looking at
Speaker 3: my socks, like, no, he's gonna come back, Like he's
Speaker 3: gonna like he's.
Speaker 2: She like put her sock out of his bait on
Speaker 2: the ground to like attract the flee to get back
Speaker 2: to her.
Speaker 4: So I could see it, and I was like, I
Speaker 4: genuinely like I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: But basically I found all the fleas were on the socks.
Speaker 3: It was like three and I crushed all of them
Speaker 3: and killed all them, and I was like, that's weird,
Speaker 3: like so gross, but like it's flea season and like
Speaker 3: I'm not that like I'm not like scared of fleas
Speaker 3: or anything.
Speaker 4: So I was like, whatever, like whatever, I mean, a
Speaker 4: Zuell probably has fleas. We need to get the fleas office,
Speaker 4: mind you.
Speaker 2: Like two weeks ago, I was sitting on the toilet
Speaker 2: in the bathroom after coming in.
Speaker 4: I was shitting out of my ass.
Speaker 2: I was like I was dropping big doodo loads into
Speaker 2: the toilet, like stinky butt loads. And I looked down
Speaker 2: at my feet and I saw a flea on my foot,
Speaker 2: and I completely forgot to tell Inya, but I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's a flea on me. I need to tell Inya
Speaker 2: because the zoel probably has fleas.
Speaker 4: But we were wrong.
Speaker 3: We were sure no because okay, So basically that night,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, okay, I'm just to make sure
Speaker 3: I don't bring fleas into my room and like, if
Speaker 3: Azuel doesn't have them, maybe I just got them from outside.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like take I took a shower I like
Speaker 3: went to my room and I didn't bring the clothes
Speaker 3: to my room.
Speaker 1: I like left them in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And the next morning or the next day, we were
Speaker 3: gonna go hang out with A Lisa and Oryan.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 3: We like get in the car. I like lightly spoke
Speaker 3: about it because I remember I woke up and I
Speaker 3: had bites on me, yeah, and I was fully freaking out.
Speaker 3: I was like, I have bedbugs, Like no, like you
Speaker 3: guys don't understand. Like I was literally driving us around
Speaker 3: and I was just.
Speaker 2: Like with my leg up on the dash, like there
Speaker 2: was there was a conspiracy of us having our bed bugs.
Speaker 2: And we still invited A Lisa and Ryan get the
Speaker 2: bed bugs from No.
Speaker 3: They had already come over, and like in my head,
Speaker 3: I was, you know, when you find yourself in situations
Speaker 3: like that, We were like, oh, I'm probably gonna fuck
Speaker 3: my friends over accidentally right now, just out of like
Speaker 3: naive immaturity and like you get like intense anxiety, but
Speaker 3: you can't say it out loud because you don't want
Speaker 3: to like ruin anyone's.
Speaker 4: Day and be like, oh, we might have fleas, like
Speaker 4: but I mentioned it.
Speaker 1: And everybody was like okay, whatever, like that's not that
Speaker 1: big of a deal. Sorry, I just started cracking up
Speaker 1: because I like saw Kai.
Speaker 3: Also, for anybody wondering, who's the random deed of the back,
Speaker 3: that's Kai.
Speaker 1: He's our audio engineer.
Speaker 4: He slays, he's an engineer, he got his degree.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually used to work for Apple, but we
Speaker 3: like swooped him up, reached him, and he's our unpaid intern.
Speaker 3: Now you have anything to say, no, awesome, That's how
Speaker 3: we like it.
Speaker 1: Silent but deadly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like just barn Us on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Like whatever, But yeah, Kai's literally the reason episodes get up.
Speaker 2: Like he's he he keeps his whole ship afloat, And
Speaker 2: it wasn't for Kai, we would be nothing.
Speaker 4: So everybody I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't guess him up like that.
Speaker 6: I don't know him that well or not.
Speaker 4: I mean the podcast like.
Speaker 6: Who is he really?
Speaker 3: Like we can start sitting on it, were like who
Speaker 3: is he?
Speaker 6: Like out of the grid, skwer things.
Speaker 3: Okay, but basically we are like going to a third
Speaker 3: shop and I'm like sitting here with my leg up
Speaker 3: while I'm driving, and I'm like, literally I was silent.
Speaker 1: The whole ride, and it was because I was internally panicking,
Speaker 1: you're freaking up.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, if it's off LEAs like I
Speaker 3: have bedbugs, or I have like skin mites, or like
Speaker 3: dust mites, or like some parasites like under my skin.
Speaker 4: We make it very clear that you were freaking out.
Speaker 4: Several times.
Speaker 2: You're like, sorry, guys, I'm just like freaking the fuck
Speaker 2: out right. I have bites all over me, and I
Speaker 2: don't know what they're from. I think I have bedbugs,
Speaker 2: And everybody was like, no, like, you probably just have
Speaker 2: flea bites, like that's what I did.
Speaker 3: I was freaking out, and you know what it was
Speaker 3: later on in the day, what I realized was we went.
Speaker 1: Out all day and I was like, all right, fine,
Speaker 1: like it's not a big deal, bitch.
Speaker 3: We got out to go get a coffee and I
Speaker 3: lifted my leg to tie my shoe and there was
Speaker 3: a fucking flea on me, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, oh my god.
Speaker 3: That's why my legs were getting bit up even more
Speaker 3: is because in the car they were still.
Speaker 2: On my saw getting up in your jeans and living
Speaker 2: in there and sucking your blood.
Speaker 1: And I no, I had shorts on, so they were
Speaker 1: literally attacking the fun I'm.
Speaker 2: Such an asshole because I like looked up flea bites
Speaker 2: and like the picture of someone with like fingers rotting
Speaker 2: off Like I was like, ya, this is gonna happen
Speaker 2: to you, and serious like stop, like seriously.
Speaker 3: Stopped, because I was actually freaking out. It was like
Speaker 3: the part of me that needs to wash my hands
Speaker 3: like eight million times after I pee, like that was
Speaker 3: freaking out in my brain. And it was the part
Speaker 3: of me that like thinks the house is gonna explode.
Speaker 3: That also didn't help. I've talked about it on the
Speaker 3: podcast before, like my thing where I'm like, oh, the
Speaker 3: house is gonna explode and like the cars are gonna
Speaker 3: like I'm I like I don't know someone's gonna crash
Speaker 3: into me and like burn the house on fire and
Speaker 3: was gonna die like all those like crazy thoughts I
Speaker 3: have before I leave the house. I was already feeling
Speaker 3: that that day, so that on top of thinking I
Speaker 3: had like bedbugs and mites and fleas, I was like.
Speaker 7: Literally like it's like I can't take this, like this
Speaker 7: is I was literally.
Speaker 1: I went to war like you go to war on
Speaker 1: your computer, and I went to war.
Speaker 4: Mentally, I go to war on duty.
Speaker 1: Every day.
Speaker 6: Drew's like, I have.
Speaker 4: Schedule that three with my other brothers. Like I can't
Speaker 4: go out, like I have to, I have to go
Speaker 4: to war.
Speaker 6: I call it duty.
Speaker 4: It's funn as fuck.
Speaker 2: I play Call of Duty now it's actually a blast
Speaker 2: and everyone's jealous of me.
Speaker 1: No, it looks really fun. But I like have a life.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, you can have both. You can have
Speaker 4: a life and play video.
Speaker 1: Games and no I play. I play video games. I'm
Speaker 1: like a game of Girl. I'm gonna Nerrod. I have
Speaker 1: a a PS two Like I'm crazy.
Speaker 4: And it does game any games I do.
Speaker 3: Get down, I get down and stinky and dirty.
Speaker 1: Well get in to that.
Speaker 6: Wait, no, not you doing that.
Speaker 4: We'll discuss that later, discuss what.
Speaker 3: So basically we go home and least so we're like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's like fleas.
Speaker 1: Zoo probably just has fleas.
Speaker 3: Like that's the conclusion we kind of come to, and
Speaker 3: we're like, it's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: Cats get fleas like all the time.
Speaker 4: We'll just call the that get the flea medicine and
Speaker 4: like it'll be good, it'll be solved. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Actually, even that day I had already called and I
Speaker 3: was like I'm just gonna pick up medicine.
Speaker 1: I think she has it.
Speaker 2: But then, oh my fuck god, this is actually like
Speaker 2: traumatic for me and I have PTSD and I can't
Speaker 2: walk it.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not going there. This house is a nightmare.
Speaker 4: It actually is a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: So do you want to like take the because I'm
Speaker 1: talking about as off.
Speaker 2: So basically, we get home after a long day out
Speaker 2: and we're like, oh, like flea problems solved basically, and
Speaker 2: like we're walking up to the house and like we
Speaker 2: have this like grass wall that like we share with
Speaker 2: our neighbor who has an outside dog who they yeah
Speaker 2: already whatever. We like, uh, are walking up there, and
Speaker 2: ya just just like hold on, I'm gonna check my
Speaker 2: socks real quick. And she looks down at her socks
Speaker 2: and they are fucking covered in fleas. Like I'm not joking,
Speaker 2: Like I had never seen that many fleas in my life,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, probably sixty fleas on her socks alone. And
Speaker 2: she freaks out. She takes her socks off. Oh and
Speaker 2: Elisa like checked their pants. They have fleas on their pants,
Speaker 2: Like it's a nightmare. Then I look at my socks
Speaker 2: and like hundreds, hundreds, if not thousands of fleas. Like
Speaker 2: I had white socks on, and like it looked like
Speaker 2: I hadn't washed my socks in fifteen days, like and
Speaker 2: I just wore them straight, Like it looked like they
Speaker 2: were glued to my fucking feet.
Speaker 4: They were so dirty because there were so many fucking
Speaker 4: fleas on there.
Speaker 2: But like literally just in an absurd amount of fleas,
Speaker 2: And I should have taken my socks out off outside,
Speaker 2: but I just didn't. And I immediately went to the
Speaker 2: bathroom and threw them into the sink or I mean
Speaker 2: into the the tub and poured water on them because
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like the water will kill them,
Speaker 2: Like it'll be fine, like whatever, I'll drown them. I'll
Speaker 2: waterboard these fleas, like literally me waterboarding the fleas.
Speaker 6: You piss on your sock.
Speaker 2: Literally I pissed my pants that day several times. But no,
Speaker 2: like fleas just covered us. Like everyone now is like
Speaker 2: in a fucking panic, and we're like, yeah, oh my.
Speaker 4: God, Like there's fleas all over the house.
Speaker 2: Like you would step on our carpet and they'd jump
Speaker 2: up off the carpet and jump back onto us, and
Speaker 2: like we would swipe them off and they'd be all
Speaker 2: over us.
Speaker 4: Mind you were getting bit the fuck up, like like, dude,
Speaker 4: I like in you.
Speaker 2: Like for some reason, Enya had like a completely different
Speaker 2: reaction to the bites than everybody else because like my bites,
Speaker 2: like I had red splotches where they bit me like
Speaker 2: microscopic like millimeters wide, for like maybe three hours, and
Speaker 2: then they went away and they and they never itch.
Speaker 2: But for Enya, like they welt it up, like yeah,
Speaker 2: they were really gnarly.
Speaker 1: They were like gnarly mosquito bites and they still fucking hurt.
Speaker 1: Like if you see me.
Speaker 3: Like moving around, it's literally because my leg's up here
Speaker 3: and I'm like I'm like squeezing and like tapping and
Speaker 3: rubbing my legs so.
Speaker 1: That I don't scratch them.
Speaker 2: She's also terrified of getting an infection in one of
Speaker 2: her flea bites.
Speaker 1: But dude, I literally am because one time I've told
Speaker 1: you about this. I don't think I've ever said this publicly.
Speaker 3: When I was in Hunduras as a kid, my eggzma
Speaker 3: got really bad because I got really sick sick when
Speaker 3: I was in Honduras, and my eggsma started to welt
Speaker 3: up and like kind of look like that, and I
Speaker 3: have like divots in my inner elbow.
Speaker 1: I just like moved the mic so far. I have
Speaker 1: divots in my inner.
Speaker 3: Elbow from like scarring from welting up like that and
Speaker 3: scratching it because I like literally like dug fucking wounds
Speaker 3: into my skin from scratching. So that's what I'm worried about,
Speaker 3: is that it's gonna like it's not like it only
Speaker 3: I'm worried about an infection. But I'm such a germophobe
Speaker 3: freak that I like my hands are usually clean when
Speaker 3: I scratch, but it's you also have like.
Speaker 2: The immune system of like a normal person, like an
Speaker 2: average healthy person, so you wouldn't get an infection.
Speaker 4: But I get you don't want scars all over your
Speaker 4: legs because would suck.
Speaker 1: Because I'm vain.
Speaker 4: I'm vain. You're so vain. What is that song now
Speaker 4: you're thinking of?
Speaker 6: You're so gay with you, Like, boy.
Speaker 4: Dude, I've been doing that so much recently.
Speaker 1: Like you're always goes to sing a song and.
Speaker 2: It's like four songs in one, Like I don't know
Speaker 2: how the fuck my brain does it.
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm a genius and we need to like actually observe.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, anyways, I should be.
Speaker 2: I should I genuinely think I should be like observed
Speaker 2: by scientists, Like I think I'm a fucking monster, Like
Speaker 2: I am a rare breed of human, like one of them.
Speaker 1: There's other stinky, scary white men in the world.
Speaker 6: I hate to bring it to you, girls.
Speaker 4: I'm not stinky. I shower, I watched stinky. I know.
Speaker 4: We literally like we have fucking fleas.
Speaker 2: Like that's like it doesn't get actually, it actually doesn't
Speaker 2: get more embarrassing than that. Like this is the rawest
Speaker 2: and realist you've ever seen. It's like we're telling you,
Speaker 2: like very really shit.
Speaker 1: We know we're telling them because we have their choice
Speaker 1: because we have to film the.
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually we don't post content for a month, so
Speaker 3: ship like this can happen.
Speaker 1: It we could just be like whatever, we don't have
Speaker 1: to tell anybody, but like.
Speaker 2: Now it's weekly, I will say getting fleas. I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like gross, we.
Speaker 4: Have fleas, but like now we have podcast content. Now
Speaker 4: we get this the podcast that we have fleas.
Speaker 3: I literally told a friend and that was the first
Speaker 3: thing they said. They didn't ask if we were okay.
Speaker 3: They were like podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, actually that's a lie.
Speaker 3: They asked if I was okay because I was like
Speaker 3: literally crying over my bites.
Speaker 1: I literally was like crying.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So, like as the situation evolved, like.
Speaker 2: We spent the night in the house because we were like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're not going to be in our bed like whatever.
Speaker 1: Like we took all the clothes and put them in
Speaker 1: the washirt.
Speaker 2: All showered, like made sure there were no fucking fleas
Speaker 2: on us before going to our bedroom, and like we
Speaker 2: got under the covers like whatever, and I took.
Speaker 1: The covers of them off my bed too, like I thought.
Speaker 4: It was proactive.
Speaker 2: I woke up had a few bites on my ankles,
Speaker 2: but like nothing crazy, but there were fleas in bed
Speaker 2: with me, like and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Like this fucking sucks.
Speaker 4: Enya on the other hand.
Speaker 3: Dude, I so I wore pants like thick pants and
Speaker 3: tucked them into my socks because I saw that on
Speaker 3: Actually I did it first, like just out of my
Speaker 3: big brain shit, and then I read online that that's
Speaker 3: good and I was like yeah, because at first I
Speaker 3: was like, is this a bad idea? Because if they
Speaker 3: get in there, they get stuck, bitch. They got in there,
Speaker 3: they I got in my pants, in my like sweatshirt.
Speaker 3: Azula decided she'd needed to sleep with me. So I
Speaker 3: just got like destroyed by fleas and I woke up
Speaker 3: like so covered in like itchy bites that I like
Speaker 3: started crying because like, yeah, like because I couldn't do anything,
Speaker 3: Like I was like trying to move around, and I
Speaker 3: was like, we just need to get a hotel, Like
Speaker 3: I need to get out of this house. Like I
Speaker 3: can't be here because everywhere I go, like I'm getting
Speaker 3: a new bite somehow, Like I'm not even noticing that
Speaker 3: they're biting me anymore because my other welts fucking hurt,
Speaker 3: so I don't notice when they're on me and I
Speaker 3: can't take them off, and I yeah, I literally got
Speaker 3: bit all up my legs in my back and it
Speaker 3: was like it straight up looked like chicken pox, Like
Speaker 3: it fully looks like chicken pox on my legs, and
Speaker 3: then I don't know why there were none on my
Speaker 3: arms but all on my.
Speaker 4: Back to yeah, that's something I noticed.
Speaker 2: Like the bites were literally just at my ankles and
Speaker 2: like they didn't go anywhere else on my body.
Speaker 3: Dude, they literally went like on my hips, like weird.
Speaker 3: They were trying to get in this cause like they wanted.
Speaker 3: They were like, girl, if the leg, if the leg
Speaker 3: blood tastes good, what that kuchi blood taste?
Speaker 4: Living in there right now?
Speaker 3: Like if I was living there, it's nice and warm, nice,
Speaker 3: like nice, warm and soggy, it's home.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so basically we ended up having to leave
Speaker 1: the house.
Speaker 3: Like I was just like I can't do this, Like
Speaker 3: if I stay here another night, like I'm probably gonna die,
Speaker 3: like I'm gonna pass away.
Speaker 2: And I was I was kind of like like I'm
Speaker 2: okay getting bit Like I was genuinely like I'll stay
Speaker 2: in the flea infested house.
Speaker 1: Like I know. I was like, you're fucking crazy.
Speaker 3: If I like, if my bites weren't welting up the
Speaker 3: way they were, I would have stayed in the house
Speaker 3: because I think by the second day true socks also
Speaker 3: like they fucking multiplied by the milling my socks.
Speaker 4: Like they didn't drown in my socks, they didn't get
Speaker 4: fucking water boarded.
Speaker 2: They like had sex in the warm environment and made
Speaker 2: a billion babies overnight. And like I opened the bathroom
Speaker 2: door in the morning and like went to go brush
Speaker 2: my teeth and like it looked like I had burns
Speaker 2: on my feet, Like it looked like my feet where
Speaker 2: like charcoal, like burned because there were so many on me.
Speaker 4: It was like insane, But like, I hope we're getting across.
Speaker 2: Like it wasn't like three four, five, ten, fifteen flees, No,
Speaker 2: it was like it was like actually thousands.
Speaker 1: It was like we couldn't like walk around our house
Speaker 1: without like our legs getting done.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also me just like scratching the fuck out of
Speaker 1: my dirty head during this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like I was gonna say, we'll tell them
Speaker 2: about the hotel and then we'll tell them where the
Speaker 2: fucking fleas came from.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hotel was beautiful. The hotel was a good Yeah.
Speaker 4: The hotel was such it was like literally like a
Speaker 4: memory for me.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be like a memory forever because it's like
Speaker 2: it was like cute, like we went swimming in our
Speaker 2: clothes in the pool like past pool hours and for
Speaker 2: some reason, no one fucking kicked up.
Speaker 1: I know, literally no one kicked U out, and the
Speaker 1: waiter tried to have sex with me.
Speaker 3: He was like we just live life like we just
Speaker 3: I know my life is a movie. I'm an anti
Speaker 3: masker movie maker.
Speaker 6: That's not true.
Speaker 1: I'm not an anti masker. I believe in masks.
Speaker 6: I love saying that. Then I get someone believing it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone could just cut it and be like, this
Speaker 3: bitch doesn't wear her mask. But yeah, it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: We like went to the hotel. I left a zool
Speaker 3: behind obviously because she fucking was covered in fleet her
Speaker 3: she was pissing me off, and I just booked like
Speaker 3: we also, we stayed the night that first night because
Speaker 3: we thought the house was gonna get fumigated the next morning,
Speaker 3: but then turned out and didn't get fumigated until today,
Speaker 3: which is why we're filming in the car because our
Speaker 3: house smells like gasoline and it's also like a million
Speaker 3: degrees in.
Speaker 4: There, so hot.
Speaker 2: We need to get a studio before it gets hot hot,
Speaker 2: because like, I don't know how the fuck we're.
Speaker 4: Gonna do this.
Speaker 1: We'll make it work. We'll film in the car.
Speaker 3: That'll be our social It's like we film in the
Speaker 3: car when we like can't take the kitchen, literally if
Speaker 3: you can't take the heat.
Speaker 4: We got out of the kitchen. So we got a hotel.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful.
Speaker 6: It was a very it was so funny.
Speaker 1: We like got there and we had the like smaller room.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then we were like, where's the fucking bathtub? Like,
Speaker 4: it's a hotel. I want to take a bath. I
Speaker 4: want to take a bath. It's a hotel. Like, what's
Speaker 4: the point.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna be like, that's so nasty, bitch, y'all be
Speaker 3: pissing in the pool. Don't talk to me about a
Speaker 3: tub being nasty.
Speaker 4: Y'all be getting peed on, Like, don't talk about talk
Speaker 4: about a dirty tub to me. So we upgrade to sweet.
Speaker 6: Y'all be getting pissed.
Speaker 1: Where is pissed?
Speaker 6: And I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we upgrade to a suite with a hot
Speaker 2: It was like, actually not that much more expensive.
Speaker 4: So we were like, whatever, let's just do it.
Speaker 1: Let's splurge on the money we're not making.
Speaker 4: And long story short, we don't have fleas anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't have fleas anymore. Dude, No, we have
Speaker 1: to talk about dinner.
Speaker 4: Oh bitch, wait, let's let's tell them what the fleas
Speaker 4: came from.
Speaker 1: Oh, the fleas came from our evil fucking neighbors.
Speaker 4: And if you're fucking watching this evil neighbor, we hate
Speaker 4: you and I want you to know that. And I
Speaker 4: hope your house burnstone.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, don't say that.
Speaker 4: Really, I don't like her, Like she's she is so
Speaker 4: fucking me. She's literally evil. She's like, I'm like, she's
Speaker 4: so fucking me.
Speaker 1: She tells us to be quiet, no, but we're not.
Speaker 2: Loud, Like okay, it was like ten in the morning. No,
Speaker 2: it was eleven, and I was like, I was like
Speaker 2: playing music on a portable speaker, like and moving it
Speaker 2: around the house and cleaning the house like in the morning.
Speaker 3: Also, the neighbor we're talking about isn't in our building.
Speaker 3: It's literally the house next to.
Speaker 2: Which is so annoying, like shut the fuck up. But
Speaker 2: like I'm cleaning the house, like playing my music, and
Speaker 2: I am very adamant to not make it loud because
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, like some neighbors might still be asleep,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, she's yelled at us in the past,
Speaker 2: like I'm not gonna play our music loud, and she
Speaker 2: like instead of texting me or inya, like marches her
Speaker 2: ass over like bangs on my door. Minds you, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm still PTSD ridden from fucking home invasion. I'm like,
Speaker 2: who the fuck is at my door right now? This
Speaker 2: is actually scary, Like it was like it wasn't a
Speaker 2: normal knock. It was like it was it was rooted
Speaker 2: in anger, age filled knock. And she banged on my
Speaker 2: door and I was and I was walking down the
Speaker 2: stairs and she banged again and I was, I was angry,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm fucking coming, Like I said,
Speaker 2: that really loud at the door. And I opened the
Speaker 2: door and I was like like what, like, what's the
Speaker 2: what's up? Like why are you banging out my door
Speaker 2: like that? And she was like, oh, I'm sorry, your
Speaker 2: music's really loud. Blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like yeah, it was. It was not like
Speaker 4: crazy music. She was like, your music's really loud blah
Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, don't bang on my door like that.
Speaker 2: And she's like okay, and I'm like I'll turn down
Speaker 2: my music and then she goes away. But like it,
Speaker 2: she like came guns blazing yelling at me. If we
Speaker 2: could have just had a normal fucking conversation, it would
Speaker 2: have been okay, and I wouldn't be holding this grudge
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't be as mad about her fucking giving
Speaker 2: us fleas. But since she gave us fleas and yelled
Speaker 2: at me, I'm like, okay, like you're done for like
Speaker 2: you're you're like going in my brain.
Speaker 1: Sture out annoying.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, She's okay.
Speaker 3: The fucking annoying thing is like, bitch, how are y'all
Speaker 3: not getting bit up? I know y'all are getting bit up?
Speaker 3: And we know we know it's them because the night
Speaker 3: it all started, when O'Ryan and Elisa were leaving, they
Speaker 3: literally had to like change clothes in the front and
Speaker 3: our neighbor was leaving to go walk the dog, and
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a crazy question, but are
Speaker 3: you having a fleet issue right now? And he was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not, but my girlfriend literally just came home and
Speaker 3: she was covered in fleas before she entered the house.
Speaker 3: And we both come into our houses at the same side,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, bitch, this bitch is giving us fleas.
Speaker 3: And the excerminator today was like, oh, yeah, there's not
Speaker 3: a lot of fleas on like that side, but on
Speaker 3: this side like the gate where there he was like, dude,
Speaker 3: it's crazy, like I have to go spray back there again.
Speaker 3: And I was like, bitch, fuck you go take care
Speaker 3: of your ship, Like how is anyways.
Speaker 1: That's gonna piss me off.
Speaker 3: But yeah, on top of that aside, we're like, fuck
Speaker 3: these people who are like annoying and like so evil
Speaker 3: and like mean to us because we're loud and we
Speaker 3: were literally being.
Speaker 1: So evil me And you're just getting to this like
Speaker 1: fit where we like want attention from.
Speaker 4: Like strangers, but it doesn't have to be good attention.
Speaker 3: It can just you know, it can just be like
Speaker 3: we're like annoying, like like what literally it's just now
Speaker 3: an airwan Like it's just fun.
Speaker 2: Like I just like getting looks from people. I like
Speaker 2: giving people stories. That's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they go home and they.
Speaker 2: Tell the stories about like I just saw the craziest
Speaker 2: fucking people ever at the grocery store.
Speaker 3: And we're pretty good at who we like annoy because
Speaker 3: it's usually like young people our age and like specifically
Speaker 3: like white random people. Like it's always fun when it's
Speaker 3: just like random white people, because it's like you deserve
Speaker 3: to be a little annoyed, like I don't know like
Speaker 3: who you are, what your story is, but like you
Speaker 3: deserve to be a little like you deserve your feathers rustle.
Speaker 3: It's just fun. But we were literally at dinner and.
Speaker 1: We were just like on one for some reason.
Speaker 4: What we were on.
Speaker 3: I literally had a drink and I like was so tired,
Speaker 3: and I like had forgotten that I like didn't eat
Speaker 3: because I was too busy crying and like shedding my
Speaker 3: skin all day. And I was just so exhausted that
Speaker 3: I literally felt like somebody fucking put meth in my ass.
Speaker 1: Like I was off one. I was off my rocker,
Speaker 1: off my twenty dollars.
Speaker 4: Margarine and we have been in sync emotionally recently.
Speaker 2: I know, I know we boasted about being like out
Speaker 2: of sync, but like recently, like when I'm low and
Speaker 2: your slow, and when in high, like we're higher.
Speaker 1: Like we and it's because we feed off, but we do.
Speaker 1: So we were like at dinner and you started it, bitch.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was just like I don't I don't know
Speaker 4: how I started, dude.
Speaker 1: You just started it by being really loud about nothing.
Speaker 2: You were just yeah, I would just like just randomly
Speaker 2: just laugh as loud as fucking possible, Like I'd be
Speaker 2: like really really fucking yeah, it's like not funny to anything,
Speaker 2: but it's like cringey probably, but I just do that
Speaker 2: really fucking.
Speaker 1: It like makes me crack.
Speaker 4: It's like basy too.
Speaker 2: It's like it's not something you hear, it's something you
Speaker 2: feel like, it's like a feeling.
Speaker 3: The couple, the older couple next to us, like actually,
Speaker 3: if anybody has like I could probably look this up.
Speaker 1: And it's like I don't need to be asking this.
Speaker 3: But we went to BCD tofu House and someone put
Speaker 3: beer into their into their rice, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm so intrigued by that, Like I don't know like
Speaker 3: why they did that, and I didn't ask and I
Speaker 3: didn't google it because I'm a piece of shit and
Speaker 3: I just like.
Speaker 1: Want to know and if I don't know, then I
Speaker 1: guess I'll never know.
Speaker 6: But me and just making them joke that we were
Speaker 6: like what if we were like so out of touch
Speaker 6: and just like.
Speaker 4: I was just like, what is that for? That looks gross?
Speaker 4: Why are you doing that?
Speaker 6: Like just like really out of like I'm super like toned.
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, you're not like you're not supposed
Speaker 3: to be doing that, like actually, and we were just
Speaker 3: like cracking Sorry, my car is literally overriding to turn off, and.
Speaker 1: We were just cracking up from that.
Speaker 3: And then oh from us laughing from that, this like
Speaker 3: couple was on like what was very obviously a first
Speaker 3: date and.
Speaker 1: This like maybe a second day, Yeah, maybe a second day.
Speaker 1: And the white girl of the duo was like giving
Speaker 1: us deathsters from us, like looking us.
Speaker 2: Up and down, so like we were just like, okay,
Speaker 2: we'll fucking look back, so we like were making that
Speaker 2: face or we're just like like I was looking at
Speaker 2: everybody in the restaurant, like I was trying to make
Speaker 2: eye contact with everybody.
Speaker 7: It was so funny when he was scared and you're
Speaker 7: like I literally just looked everyone in here.
Speaker 2: And that no, it was it was crazy like I
Speaker 2: had never felt the way I felt that night, and
Speaker 2: I was like making full eye contact with people and
Speaker 2: like like like looking them up and down like.
Speaker 4: And they were probably like, dude, who is this? Why
Speaker 4: are they judging me like this?
Speaker 7: They did for some reason, we were hella focus on
Speaker 7: the TV, like yeah, like if we weren't doing that,
Speaker 7: we were dead silent watching TV, and all the TV
Speaker 7: was was commercials for the restaurant we were.
Speaker 4: In Celebrities Left BCD Toe But basically.
Speaker 3: Then Drew's doing that, and I like to him, I
Speaker 3: was like, what if I did this? But I just
Speaker 3: ended up doing it anyway. I was like, no, but
Speaker 3: what if I did this? And like she was sitting
Speaker 3: here next to me, and I like turned and I.
Speaker 6: Was like.
Speaker 4: And like turned by, like you looked her up and down.
Speaker 1: She was gonna be like, they're fucking bullies, No, but
Speaker 1: she they were.
Speaker 2: I will say she was really pretty, like she was yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: she was really pretty, but like she just gave an energy,
Speaker 2: like she just gave an off energy, and like she
Speaker 2: was really angry like us.
Speaker 3: Johnny, excuse its something's wrong with this fucking stranger, Like
Speaker 3: they don't find us being like obnoxiously annoying.
Speaker 1: And also we were like talking so loud, we were
Speaker 1: being like there's no excuse.
Speaker 4: For our behavior. And if you were there, like I
Speaker 4: am wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly sorry that you experienced the wrath of
Speaker 4: drewan in you know, like on one but like we
Speaker 4: mean no harm by it, like.
Speaker 3: We love you, Like, yeah, I'm sorry if you're ever
Speaker 3: caught in the crossfire, just know, like it's fun.
Speaker 4: You can talk about us, like we give you full permission.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone can talk about us. Call us annoying.
Speaker 4: We know we are. And at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: like I love myself. Guys, if we should kiss in
Speaker 4: one episode, let us know, let.
Speaker 3: Us know the kiss cam the kiss cam episode. But yeah,
Speaker 3: that was literally so fucking fun. And then even walking back,
Speaker 3: we were like screaming in the streets, which has also
Speaker 3: been something we're doing.
Speaker 1: So screaming at Airwon is literally.
Speaker 4: So funny, so fun because like all the like wealthy
Speaker 4: people are just like this is not the place to
Speaker 4: do that there. It's it's such a clue.
Speaker 3: They either try to act like they don't care and
Speaker 3: they like try their best not to look, but they're
Speaker 3: like you'll catch them kind of being like.
Speaker 4: Like looking at like screaming like dude, I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, they're such fucking freaks. And literally we're.
Speaker 4: Sitting around and are like we try to justify it,
Speaker 4: but there's no just it.
Speaker 2: We're the wrong in every situation where the noxious evil
Speaker 2: ones like there's no justifying it.
Speaker 3: No, Like it's but it's so fun and like It's
Speaker 3: especially fun when like someone's on a date because like
Speaker 3: they'll probably get married and they'll be like I remember
Speaker 3: on our first date, everyone around us was so fucking.
Speaker 4: Annoying and we probably ruined like three relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, we like three soulmates have been on like
Speaker 3: dates with each other, like three couples, and we like
Speaker 3: fully destroyed it because we destroyed their vibe and they
Speaker 3: had to see each other like really agitated and annoyed
Speaker 3: on the first meeting, and they were.
Speaker 4: Like, I can't I can't do that. I can't do that.
Speaker 2: Maybe the people around but you know, we're anti cupid.
Speaker 2: We like we see the couples that aren't supposed to
Speaker 2: be together and make sure they're not together.
Speaker 6: I think that is cupid.
Speaker 4: No, Cupid puts the couples together.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's putting bad couples together.
Speaker 4: No, that's our job anti Cupid.
Speaker 1: No I want to be Cupid. I'm just cupid. Like,
Speaker 1: don't like you're trying to make me someone I'm not.
Speaker 4: Well, you're cupid and I'm anti cupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 4: Anyway, whoa where did that come from? Where did that
Speaker 4: energy come from? Because you're being really fucking rude. Really yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, also I had to wake up at fucking eight am, no,
Speaker 3: actually at like seven thirty am to go drop this
Speaker 3: little stinky, dirt flea.
Speaker 1: Covered ass at the vat.
Speaker 3: And then I went back to the hotel and I
Speaker 3: fell back asleep for an hour before we had to go,
Speaker 3: and like literally drew. When you tapped on my shoulder
Speaker 3: this morning to wake up, I was like the most
Speaker 3: upset I'd been in my whole life.
Speaker 1: And also I was like so stressed out.
Speaker 4: And like, we shared a bed and cuddled last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we made love.
Speaker 4: Should we tell there were?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, we shouldn't. We shouldn't.
Speaker 1: I have pictures of us sleeping, did you really?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You want to? Yeah? I want to see them.
Speaker 7: Then.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually I did a video because I wanted to
Speaker 3: post it and put anaconda where she's like pussy.
Speaker 1: Put his ask to sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we shared it bad. It was really nice. It
Speaker 4: was really warm. Aw, I'm a cute sleeper. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: that's graceful. That's really cute. We'll just have Kai put
Speaker 4: it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a sleeper, though, do you also get that
Speaker 2: you get dirty sheets, but a cute sleeper.
Speaker 1: Y'all want to see my tits? Please, like please, I cannot,
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was our night. I'm like so annoyed
Speaker 1: because we have to go home and wash our sheets
Speaker 1: and do all of that.
Speaker 4: I call I call it first.
Speaker 1: Actually I already put my sheets to wash, so they
Speaker 1: just have to dry.
Speaker 2: No, I was I was going to try to get
Speaker 2: your fisher buttons so you could be like, well, I
Speaker 2: went in there.
Speaker 4: I went in there.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Also, the guy who humigated our house literally didn't go
Speaker 1: into Josh's room because the doors were so I think
Speaker 1: he thought he just like couldn't go in there.
Speaker 2: But I was like, bitch, what the fuck, Like, you're
Speaker 2: human getting house, humigate the house, go in the house,
Speaker 2: the house down, the house, the house down, Boots Houston.
Speaker 4: We have a problem. Wait, he said, I've deceived the
Speaker 4: house down Boots Houston. I'm deceased.
Speaker 6: Boots.
Speaker 1: No, that's like actually fucking Boots.
Speaker 3: Next up on the agenda is the fact that literally
Speaker 3: people with like multiple siblings are fucking evil. That's why
Speaker 3: we're so annoying is because we grew up annoying siblings
Speaker 3: like our siblings and being evil to them.
Speaker 1: And now that we don't have that relationship. We have
Speaker 1: to do it to strangers.
Speaker 2: Fighting for the light. I've said it before, fighting for attention.
Speaker 2: You gotta you gotta be annoying to get to the
Speaker 2: top of the attention food chain.
Speaker 1: In a family, no, it's literally so funny.
Speaker 4: Family of six. Sorry, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: A family of five, five siblings.
Speaker 4: Well we were six, but you know what happened?
Speaker 1: No, what happened?
Speaker 4: My brother died? No, he did it? Are you gaslighting
Speaker 4: me about my brother dying?
Speaker 1: I just think you're lying about having a dead brother.
Speaker 1: Why would I lie about that because you love attention.
Speaker 1: You literally just said it, like like we could go back,
Speaker 1: and you literally just said.
Speaker 4: That I'm lying about dinner he telegram he is.
Speaker 6: You're like, he's not dead. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: My brother's in the twenty seven club?
Speaker 1: Confetti falls from my roof. But actually, before I forget
Speaker 1: in Arawan, Kai was like looking at sweets and.
Speaker 3: Stuff and this girl walked by and I literally I
Speaker 3: said it to Kai and she just so happened to
Speaker 3: walk by as I was saying it, and she literally
Speaker 3: was like, are you fucking talking to me?
Speaker 1: And to Kai, I was like, when do you what
Speaker 1: did I say I tongue you.
Speaker 6: I was like, when are you gonna let me.
Speaker 1: Tongue you bitch to Kai And she turned and she
Speaker 1: looked at.
Speaker 4: Us, and she was like, what aile?
Speaker 6: What the hell? It's not like that.
Speaker 4: There's two No Mario Judah does hell? No? I like,
Speaker 4: the what the.
Speaker 1: The guy who like talks about the show.
Speaker 4: Why can't you just let me be me?
Speaker 3: Because I let me do me? Anyway, I was a
Speaker 3: fucking evil sibling. This is my admission to go on
Speaker 3: the internet. I would pick up a knife and be like,
Speaker 3: I'm literally gonna stab you if you don't leave me
Speaker 3: the funk alone.
Speaker 2: To my siblings, I just realized the sibling story. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell. Can I go first? Yeah, dude, So me
Speaker 2: and Madeline we were like I used to I used
Speaker 2: to love staying at my mamma's house. Like my sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm white, big wolf, I have a man.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro man, mom, I don't know my Abla's name, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know her name?
Speaker 4: Her name is.
Speaker 6: Why this car?
Speaker 4: He said, Like I just said I'm white. I'm white.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. I'm not apologizing for being white.
Speaker 1: I'm literally gonna i haven't.
Speaker 4: I have to pee so fucking bad and I just peed.
Speaker 2: But okay, So I'm staying at my Boila's house. I'm
Speaker 2: staying at my grandma's house, Mamma, and uh it's it's
Speaker 2: like pretty late at night. And I used to love
Speaker 2: going there because we could watch whatever we wanted on TV.
Speaker 1: Oh so your grandma like didn't like supervise you and
Speaker 1: take care of the correct what, well, you'll you'll.
Speaker 4: Hear what happens.
Speaker 2: So basically we put on Billi and Mandy, and you know,
Speaker 2: like Billy and Mandy has like the grim Reaper character
Speaker 2: like representing death or whatever, and like for a child's cartoon,
Speaker 2: like being like nine years old, it is kind of like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I'm so burpy.
Speaker 4: It's kind of crazy, right.
Speaker 1: No, I guess I don't know that we read it
Speaker 1: like that though.
Speaker 4: No, I definitely didn't.
Speaker 2: But like a in a grandparents view who grew up
Speaker 2: in like the eighteen hundreds or whatever, I don't fucking
Speaker 2: know how old they are literally ancient, it kind of
Speaker 2: looks gnarly, right, But so we're watching it and my
Speaker 2: granddad comes into the room and is like super angry
Speaker 2: about it because he's like a very religious man, and oh,
Speaker 2: he's like, what the what the heck are you guys
Speaker 2: watching and turns it off and is like kind of
Speaker 2: just like starts like talking to us about it, and
Speaker 2: it's like, y'all shouldn't be watching that, like that's the
Speaker 2: devil's work.
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah blah whatever.
Speaker 2: Fast forward like thirty maybe fifteen minutes later, and I
Speaker 2: forget what Madeline did, but she did something to piss
Speaker 2: me off enough where I like grab I was nine
Speaker 2: years old. I grabbed a knife from the fucking kitchen
Speaker 2: and chased her around the house with a knife.
Speaker 4: Saying I'm gonna fucking stab you. I was like nine
Speaker 4: years old. I was like, I'm gonna stab you. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna stab you, and.
Speaker 2: Like I wasn't gonna stab her, but I wanted to
Speaker 2: scare her. I wanted to scare her, and she was running.
Speaker 2: I don't think she thought I was gonna stab her.
Speaker 4: Maybe I should be locked up.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I think she thought you were gonna stab her.
Speaker 6: You're literally chasing her.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, long story short. I didn't stab my sister.
Speaker 2: My granddad had now more ammunition to not let us
Speaker 2: watch cartoons at his house and for the rest of time.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we watched fucking Strawberry Shortcake girl.
Speaker 4: What's her name?
Speaker 1: Strawberry Shortcad Is that her name?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, we watched like that in tinker Belt cartoons.
Speaker 2: Like it explains a lot, no, but.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 4: It was cool. I literally I tried to stab my sister.
Speaker 3: I can't remember, like me, like I know Dante and
Speaker 3: soph You would piss me off and I'd be in
Speaker 3: the kitchen making a coffee.
Speaker 6: This is me grown as shit.
Speaker 1: I was like in like ninth grade, and I would
Speaker 1: pick up the knife.
Speaker 2: Dude, I've been doing that too, where like someone will
Speaker 2: say something and I'm like, why are you lying?
Speaker 3: Like you're lying right now, and I would literally pick
Speaker 3: up the knife and I'd be like, I'm gonna stab
Speaker 3: you and then stab myself if you don't leave me
Speaker 3: the funk alone.
Speaker 1: But it would literally be them talking to me.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Actually, one time I was taking a nap. I was
Speaker 3: really angry in middle school, like I had like Drew
Speaker 3: seen it, like I had very like intense like anger issues.
Speaker 3: One time I was taking a nap on my sister's
Speaker 3: Natalie's bed because we had a bunk bed and she
Speaker 3: was a top bunk and I was like taking an
Speaker 3: app up there, and Dante came to wake me up
Speaker 3: because I had to wash the dishes.
Speaker 1: It was like my turn to wash the dishes.
Speaker 3: And I woke up and I was so mad that
Speaker 3: I went to go, like I meant to go hit
Speaker 3: the wall and the window was next to me, and
Speaker 3: I punched a hole through the window and then I
Speaker 3: like taped it up because I was scared of my
Speaker 3: dad was gonna see it.
Speaker 1: And then like weeks later he was like walk.
Speaker 3: Into the window and I was like, oh, I was
Speaker 3: like sleeping, and I woke up and I like stretched
Speaker 3: on my legs and I kicked it by accident and
Speaker 3: I got away with it, but I literally, I literally
Speaker 3: punched the window.
Speaker 1: And I would like break shit all the time when
Speaker 1: my siblings would talk to me, because I'd be like
Speaker 1: literally and they wouldn't be saying that an earlier ship
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I talked about, oh yeah, you've done tell them
Speaker 4: You're like no.
Speaker 6: Go ahead didn't turn out.
Speaker 1: Sofia used to piss me off.
Speaker 3: When we would get in arguments, and like if I
Speaker 3: didn't feel like fist fighting her because I was so
Speaker 3: mean to Sophia, Like I don't know if we've talked
Speaker 3: about it, but I was so fucking mean. Like me
Speaker 3: and Sofia were like about the same size when I
Speaker 3: was in high school. So she always saw she could
Speaker 3: like fist fight me and win, and I was so
Speaker 3: evil about it, and I would let her like go
Speaker 3: to touch me, and I'd be like, no, fight me,
Speaker 3: like it'll be a fair fight.
Speaker 1: And I would literally grab her by the hair and
Speaker 1: throw her on the floor and like hold her down
Speaker 1: and like oh my God, like literally be like don't
Speaker 1: fucking talk to me.
Speaker 4: My brothers would be the ship out of me.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: They would do this thing called turkey tapping, and they
Speaker 2: would literally hit my chest literally like why.
Speaker 1: Do why do things like fleas happen to us?
Speaker 4: Like it's all the kar they would get them.
Speaker 2: They would pin me down and like literally like spit
Speaker 2: lugis in my face, like like do the thing where
Speaker 2: you like let it droop down and then it would
Speaker 2: hit my cheek and then.
Speaker 4: It'd like circle.
Speaker 2: Literally no, It's like there were very few things I'm
Speaker 2: afraid of in life, but like lugis are like the
Speaker 2: absolute most disgusting fucking thing ever to happen to humanity,
Speaker 2: And like if I see you haka lugi around me,
Speaker 2: like I'm sorry, but like I'll be and I call
Speaker 2: you out every time, I'm like, that's like the worst
Speaker 2: thing ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I will say, like that guttural spit tastes off.
Speaker 3: That guttural spit like it's actually, especially if it's not
Speaker 3: your spit literally tastes like fucking but like it tastes
Speaker 3: so fucking nasty.
Speaker 4: Who's hawking luki's on you? And who who's loukies are
Speaker 4: you eating?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh my therapist?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my therapist gives me her little gut looky's.
Speaker 1: But basically what I would do.
Speaker 3: When Sophia would piss me off and I'd be like
Speaker 3: when we were getting a little older, and I was like,
Speaker 3: we shouldn't be fighting like this because I'm like literally
Speaker 3: seventeen and you're fourteen, and if I stop the fuck
Speaker 3: out of you, it feels illegal now, even though ID
Speaker 3: still stop the fuck out of her when she pissed
Speaker 3: me off, But I would literally be like, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go spit on your bed, And if she kept being
Speaker 3: ride to me. I would go and I would hawk
Speaker 3: Luki's all over her fucking bed.
Speaker 1: So she would have to wash her sheets or sleep
Speaker 1: in my spit.
Speaker 3: And like there were times when she pissed me off
Speaker 3: and I didn't like have it in me to fight
Speaker 3: or do anything, and I would just spit on her
Speaker 3: bed in silence and let her and like watch her.
Speaker 1: Sleep in it.
Speaker 2: And I'd be like, that's so evil. That is pure
Speaker 2: fucking evil, And you relished in it, like you relish.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know how good it felt to like
Speaker 3: all of us to go to the room to go
Speaker 3: to sleep and me watch her crawl in bed after
Speaker 3: she pissed me off?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, do you think people spitting in food
Speaker 2: at like restaurants is a real thing?
Speaker 1: I think so, because I fucking do it.
Speaker 4: We know you do it. I don't think it's a
Speaker 4: real thing. But at the same time, like just like how.
Speaker 3: You were like y'all like y'all literally be getting pissed on,
Speaker 3: y'all be getting spit on, Like it's not that bad,
Speaker 3: Like no, Like that's like I frame it a little different,
Speaker 3: and you might find that you enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I've seen I've like thought about it, and I was like,
Speaker 2: if someone's spitting my food now and I'm eating it,
Speaker 2: like honestly, I don't care, Like, don't tell me I'm ignorant, ignorance,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: And also if I find a piece of and you
Speaker 1: know how delta dole care.
Speaker 4: If you have delta, give it to me. I want delta, like.
Speaker 1: Loki, do not say that because we live together a bitch.
Speaker 4: No, But if I find like a hair in my food, like,
Speaker 4: I also don't give a show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. I'm like, bit, we're humans, like,
Speaker 1: I don't care.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, that's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: Literally, us getting fleas like is really cute and human like,
Speaker 2: it's the most It's the most human thing.
Speaker 7: I literally, like involuntarily was picking them off of the
Speaker 7: shirt and singing.
Speaker 2: We were like picking bugs like it was really cute,
Speaker 2: and it was just like, oh, like humans like are
Speaker 2: just cute. We just do cute little human things and
Speaker 2: just be like cute little humans Like this is the
Speaker 2: most human This is human.
Speaker 3: Shit, like like us talking, no, this is the most
Speaker 3: dystopian thing. We're sitting in my car with the ac
Speaker 3: on low.
Speaker 1: So we don't suffocate in here and filming something we like,
Speaker 1: that is our job.
Speaker 4: Don't make me existential.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was fucking evil, But Sophia was fucking
Speaker 1: evil too.
Speaker 3: I have a very distinct memory one time I pissed
Speaker 3: her off and we were outside in the backyard and
Speaker 3: this is this is fucked up because this is one a.
Speaker 3: He was like five, and I was like, she's maybe
Speaker 3: like six or seven and I was maybe like nine
Speaker 3: or ten. And I was outside and I was standing
Speaker 3: on our like playground thingy in our first house. And
Speaker 3: I don't know what I did to piss her off,
Speaker 3: but I pissed her off. And my dad works in
Speaker 3: construction and he had like these big metal steaks that
Speaker 3: like you like hammer into the ground to build fences with.
Speaker 3: She literally picked one up on the pointy end and
Speaker 3: held it up to me while I was standing and
Speaker 3: like pressed it up against me, and she was like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Speaker 6: And I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: She has like hazel eyes, and I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I saw her eyes back and.
Speaker 3: I was like so scared, and it literally scared me
Speaker 3: so bad, I like to I was like ah, and
Speaker 3: I ran inside and I cried, but I didn't snitch
Speaker 3: because I'm not a fucking snitch, but I did beat
Speaker 3: her ass later good, And that's how you do it.
Speaker 1: You don't snitch, you beat the fuck yep person.
Speaker 2: I think that's what siblings are made for, is like
Speaker 2: hardening your shell, like just getting beating each other up.
Speaker 2: Like if if I like, no, okay, I have like
Speaker 2: a story where.
Speaker 4: I don't even want to tell them what I told earlier.
Speaker 4: That one's just gnarly.
Speaker 2: No, I's like frisbee to hang her at my sister
Speaker 2: and like it hit her in the neck. It like
Speaker 2: I like threw a hanger like that. It was kind
Speaker 2: of a joke, but it was out of anger also,
Speaker 2: and it hit her in the neck and she like
Speaker 2: couldn't breathe for like two minutes, and like I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my fucking god, I just killed my sister.
Speaker 4: But we're twins, so it doesn't really matter. Well.
Speaker 3: One time I got into a physical fight way Dante,
Speaker 3: and he literally like pinned me up against all like
Speaker 3: a high school bully and like lifted me off the
Speaker 3: ground and he was like, don't touch me.
Speaker 1: And then we never got into a physical fight again.
Speaker 1: Good because he was pissing me off, and I think
Speaker 1: I slapped the fuck out of him.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think, like I know, like me and
Speaker 2: my friends were shitheads to my brothers, so then they
Speaker 2: would like retaliate. But like, I don't know if that's
Speaker 2: like legal, Like what I if I'm allowed to say
Speaker 2: that the taser story, well, nothing happened.
Speaker 4: I can't bring that up and then not say it.
Speaker 4: But basically you're like, oh, I don't know if it's legal.
Speaker 1: Like me and my siblings something about tasers.
Speaker 4: So basically I had a taser when I was This
Speaker 4: is going.
Speaker 1: To change people perspective.
Speaker 4: Ona. I had a taser when I was like eleven
Speaker 4: years old, and like.
Speaker 2: My oldest brother was like, yo, if you want this taser,
Speaker 2: you have to tase yourself so you know what it
Speaker 2: feels like, so you don't go around tasing people.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it was a really good idea. So he
Speaker 4: tased me in my leg and that was that. I
Speaker 4: had that taser. Now, mind you, like he was like
Speaker 4: the cool older brother, like he had weapons and shit.
Speaker 4: It was fun.
Speaker 1: And then.
Speaker 2: Uh, like I don't know how much time passed, but
Speaker 2: like me and my friends were being shitheads and like
Speaker 2: one of my friends that I wasn't really good friends
Speaker 2: with had the taser and he like went and tased
Speaker 2: one of my brothers, and like they didn't do anything immediately,
Speaker 2: but they were pissed off. They're like, oh, we're gonna retaliate,
Speaker 2: and like this kid was like kind of nerdy, Like
Speaker 2: I felt really bad for him, so I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: like come hang out with us, Like I want to
Speaker 2: take you under my wing so you can like not
Speaker 2: be alone all the time.
Speaker 4: And he lived in the same neighborhood, so it was
Speaker 4: like convenient.
Speaker 2: So like he came over and my brother said the
Speaker 2: funniest thing the other day, but he was like, dude,
Speaker 2: like if you could, like there were very few people
Speaker 2: who could like survive the Phillip's household, and like if
Speaker 2: you made it like through like you were chill, like
Speaker 2: you could if you could handle like the first few
Speaker 2: days of hazel or the first couple of months of hazing,
Speaker 2: like and you made it out like your hard bodied
Speaker 2: like whatever. But like this kid like tased my brother
Speaker 2: and they were pissed or that maybe he tased one
Speaker 2: of my brothers since whatever, it doesn't matter. But basically,
Speaker 2: my brothers we were playing basketball in the basketball court,
Speaker 2: and my brothers like came out there with a taser
Speaker 2: and like started chasing him around the house with this
Speaker 2: taser like tasing, like making it make sound. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he ran upstairs and then like like cornered himself like
Speaker 2: a dog. It's like the saddest thing in the world.
Speaker 2: And my brothers were like, we're gonna tase you now,
Speaker 2: like in buzzing the taser, and tasers are loud as
Speaker 2: fuck and like scary to like anybody who's about to
Speaker 2: get tazed. So they're like doing it, getting closer and
Speaker 2: closer and closer, and then he just pisses himself and
Speaker 2: like he pissed his jeans. I know, he pissed his
Speaker 2: cargo pants, Like he had cargo pants on, so like,
Speaker 2: I know, he pisses cargo pants, And like I gave
Speaker 2: him a pair of jeans and he went home that.
Speaker 4: He never got tased. He deserves it. He tried. He
Speaker 4: tased my brother.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I forgot that this all started because he
Speaker 1: teased your brother.
Speaker 7: But I was gonna say, this is something that like
Speaker 7: you get like you get asked to like poset the
Speaker 7: Grammys or something.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 6: That kid comes down.
Speaker 1: What works?
Speaker 4: Like his brothers tased me. He never okay, he never
Speaker 4: got tasted. He tased the person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he deserves to bus his pants a little. He
Speaker 1: deserves to be a little ashamed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a little shame only did.
Speaker 6: Good for people. I was actually gonna say, I like, literally.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is gonna chase people's perspective on me.
Speaker 3: I have like two like old vines where one I
Speaker 3: just kicked Nathalie off the bed for a vine, like
Speaker 3: d of like push her off the bed and she's
Speaker 3: like the last snippin of the vine is her screaming, crying,
Speaker 3: And then the other one is like Nathali and Leo
Speaker 3: when they like had their iPads when they were younger.
Speaker 1: Babies literally iPad babies, and they would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: can you this up?
Speaker 3: Like can you like but Natalie and Leo like their
Speaker 3: first language was Spanish. It was actually so fucking cute,
Speaker 3: but they would always be like can you put me?
Speaker 1: Like can you put me?
Speaker 6: Something?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: They'd be like can you put me?
Speaker 3: Like whatever fucking cartoons I would watch and like, but
Speaker 3: sometimes it would fucking annoy me because I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 3: I like, I'm like fifteen and I want to like
Speaker 3: be on my iPhone, like stop talking to me and
Speaker 3: na that me like asked me to go get her
Speaker 3: a banana or some shit, and like then she asked
Speaker 3: me to do that and I was like what, And
Speaker 3: like before recording it, I just like threw it at
Speaker 3: her and the banana would like cup her face so
Speaker 3: nicely and it was like a soft, like.
Speaker 1: Almost rotting banana.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then I just.
Speaker 1: Kept doing it and she surprisingly kept fucking coming back.
Speaker 1: I don't even think she cried at the end of that.
Speaker 1: She was literally just annoyed.
Speaker 4: It's just like can you put I know, like in
Speaker 4: the vine, it just looked like she was having fun,
Speaker 4: Like it literally looked like a good time.
Speaker 3: And then I had other ones where I would literally
Speaker 3: throw her on the couch, like I would launch her
Speaker 3: around the room. But me and Natali like that's literally
Speaker 3: how we played. It's like literally me like launching her
Speaker 3: around and like spinning her around. Oh, I have a
Speaker 3: vine where I literally, like with my foot like kick
Speaker 3: her in the head and she falls on the sofa
Speaker 3: like but she falls out a frame on the vine
Speaker 3: and it looks like I just launched her like I
Speaker 3: have so many uys to be doing that. Oh, and
Speaker 3: Leo was terrified of monkeys, like terrified of monkeys, So
Speaker 3: we would put monkeys like with big.
Speaker 1: Smiles like on his sad and we would chase him.
Speaker 1: And he was scared of sharks and horses.
Speaker 3: So there was like that picture of like the shark
Speaker 3: from Jaws, like coming out of the water, and we
Speaker 3: would put it on and be like.
Speaker 4: Look, look right around.
Speaker 2: We used to do the Gnarly ship to Madeline. I've
Speaker 2: told you this before, but like like is this I
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't think, so.
Speaker 1: She was like ugly.
Speaker 2: We would look up ugly Girl on Google and be like,
Speaker 2: mad on, this looks just like and I'll insert the
Speaker 2: picture that we said.
Speaker 3: The day you like told me that, I like literally
Speaker 3: started crying from laughing, like that is so funny.
Speaker 4: It was so mean and it like that is awesome.
Speaker 4: It's just sibling shit like it like it's never I mean, dude,
Speaker 4: the ship we.
Speaker 7: Told lam I took loud of Disneyland, and he was
Speaker 7: scared to get on every ride and it was literally
Speaker 7: showsing me out.
Speaker 1: So I started crying at Disneyland because I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I just torturing.
Speaker 6: Her at him my bar im and he's like scared
Speaker 6: of everything.
Speaker 3: He couldn't even get on the fucking ferris wheel, which
Speaker 3: is like kind of scary actually for a kid, because.
Speaker 1: The fairest wheel that like topples around is literally terrifying.
Speaker 1: It feels like you're.
Speaker 4: About to follow Jimmy Neutron ride a But.
Speaker 3: We were the last ride We're getting home with the Haunted,
Speaker 3: and I was like, no, no, no, no, it's the
Speaker 3: Fancy Mansion.
Speaker 1: And like we just told him it was called the
Speaker 1: Fancy Mansion.
Speaker 2: I think I like to think he had a good
Speaker 2: time and he just wanted to say he was scared
Speaker 2: on the fancy mansion.
Speaker 3: Dude, calling it the fancy Mansion is literally so fucking funny,
Speaker 3: like and then I remember the moment he realized it
Speaker 3: was scary, as when we were all in the lobby
Speaker 3: and the it's turned off and like there was like
Speaker 3: spooky sounds and he was like like started streaming.
Speaker 2: The wallpaper going forever. Wait, can we talk about how
Speaker 2: Disney's like really nice.
Speaker 1: I haven't been in so long and I actually want
Speaker 1: to go back so bad. But that's where the Delta
Speaker 1: Varian that's where that's where it came from.
Speaker 2: The lamb de kaivarian is there what the lambed kaivarian?
Speaker 2: Alpha Omega alpha ruby, omega sapphire are your boulder crystal?
Speaker 1: Those are your naming off Pokemon types.
Speaker 4: They're so you're you made that weird?
Speaker 3: That was you're gaslighting me. I was gonna say, we
Speaker 3: have to talk about your stupid fucking popeicing you said.
Speaker 4: Out loud, do we have to talk about it?
Speaker 3: Yes, because I cannot believe you said that, like it's
Speaker 3: not funny. Like I was like, Drew, is there anything
Speaker 3: you want to talk about for a podcast? And this
Speaker 3: is something he said?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was like, I thought about it. We could use
Speaker 2: Popeye biscuits to curb flooding. You just throw them in
Speaker 2: the streets and they absorb all the water.
Speaker 6: Literally, that's what I thought.
Speaker 1: A shamow does.
Speaker 4: You could throw them in lakes.
Speaker 1: What the fuck happened to shamwaws.
Speaker 2: The dude, literally, I think was like evil. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 2: I think he was like a bad person or something.
Speaker 3: I don't Oh, we were gonna talk about how I think,
Speaker 3: and I think a lot of people think right now
Speaker 3: that the weather app is fucking lying about how hot
Speaker 3: it is. It is hotter than the weather app is saying,
Speaker 3: because I'll look up a temperature. The other day, a
Speaker 3: sirie had the audacity to tell my ass at one
Speaker 3: pm that it.
Speaker 1: Was seventy eight degrees out. Its interesting in Los Angeles.
Speaker 6: No it wasn't.
Speaker 4: I got on my way. I do believe that because
Speaker 4: it feels way harder than it is outside.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's always like, oh it's it's like eighty two
Speaker 3: when you go outside it I'm not kidding. I'll get
Speaker 3: in my car and my car temperature is reading it
Speaker 3: that it's like ninety something outside.
Speaker 2: Well, it is like actually confirmed that iOS the iOS
Speaker 2: app it, No, it's real.
Speaker 4: I swear to God it's real. It confirmed it.
Speaker 2: They don't show the temperature sixty nine. I swear on
Speaker 2: my entire life in that the iOS weather app. And
Speaker 2: it's because like no one knows why, but it's literally
Speaker 2: written into their code to not show the temperature sixty nine.
Speaker 2: So it's either sixty seven six or sixty eight or seventy,
Speaker 2: but they won't show sixty nine. And it's like if
Speaker 2: they can lie about that, they can lie about the weather.
Speaker 4: Big Weather.
Speaker 1: It is true.
Speaker 4: I know everybody's always like boys, shut the fuck up. No,
Speaker 4: it's real, like it's.
Speaker 2: Literally in the code boy boy, And I mean literally,
Speaker 2: what else are the big companies say?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: The weather app won't tell us that it's sixty nine now,
Speaker 3: but they give us the peach egg plant in.
Speaker 2: Wet wet emotion ooh, and you know they know what
Speaker 2: we're using them for. Have you ever used the egg
Speaker 2: plant emoji?
Speaker 4: Seriously?
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I've ever done that.
Speaker 4: I've never used that emoji seriously. And I've never used
Speaker 4: the squirting emojis, so maybe I've.
Speaker 1: Used the squirting one seriously.
Speaker 4: I am, like, I'm a serious with emoji.
Speaker 1: I know I've but I've like like jokingly but like
Speaker 1: flirting but like kind of.
Speaker 4: Serious like but there's like some irony, yeah there's but I.
Speaker 1: Do fully I'll use the like smiley devil one like seriously.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I use.
Speaker 1: Emojis fully seriously.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I like once I turned like twenty twenty one, all
Speaker 1: emojis became serious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I don't jokingly use.
Speaker 4: Anything like I I The only one I still can't
Speaker 4: use is the crying laughing emoji.
Speaker 6: I use.
Speaker 1: I use it all the time.
Speaker 4: I can't use it. I don't know. It's like so
Speaker 4: seared into my brain like ironic and like ooh, my
Speaker 4: parents use that seriously, Like I can't use that, and
Speaker 4: now I want to use it so fucking bad.
Speaker 6: Does this little kid pop this head up?
Speaker 3: I want to use it so bad, And I just
Speaker 3: know I use the crying cat all the time, and
Speaker 3: I use the regular crying I use all the emojis seriously,
Speaker 3: like if I ever sent you an emoji.
Speaker 1: I was being one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all my emojis are real, like every single one
Speaker 2: of them are real, and I find ones that like
Speaker 2: are like rare and like I try to have my signature.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, my my because of the flea thing
Speaker 1: my Like my emoji right now is a mosquito emoji.
Speaker 1: If anybody else uses I use the cockroach. You are
Speaker 1: a cockroach?
Speaker 4: Fuck you fuck you.
Speaker 1: Wait, don't god?
Speaker 4: Cockroaches are literally terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I seriously use the smirking devil emoji like
Speaker 1: it like where's my phone?
Speaker 4: I want to look at my emojis?
Speaker 3: No, but like not like I don't em just what's
Speaker 3: one that you use that? Like most people would find ironic,
Speaker 3: But you like have seriously.
Speaker 4: Used umm, the American flag, You used it seriously? Yeah? No, boy,
Speaker 4: come on, like, why is your car that fucking loud asshole?
Speaker 4: Know that this one?
Speaker 2: No, I use it because Hillary Clinton can still win
Speaker 2: twenty twenty. You are the twenty sixteen election. I use
Speaker 2: that that silly emoji on ironically, and I use the
Speaker 2: head exploding all the fucking time one ironically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I use the head exploding all the time.
Speaker 4: They literally just ran over like all those.
Speaker 1: Poles we need to I'm gonna I'm gonna say their license.
Speaker 6: Plate quickly, jocks.
Speaker 4: That shame, shame.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I use all my emoji seriously because I'm
Speaker 3: a fucking adult. And that's what you do when you
Speaker 3: get old. And I know some like seventeen year old
Speaker 3: is gonna be like, oh, I can't believe that.
Speaker 1: Trust me. Once you turn like twenty something, in your brain,
Speaker 1: clicks and emojis are serious.
Speaker 2: Once you stop that irony poisoning yourself, life becomes so
Speaker 2: much better. Like I saw someone talking about like becoming
Speaker 2: basic again. I think it might have been downwards. While
Speaker 2: I don't know, someone was talking about like I I
Speaker 2: see the appeal, appeal of being like just a normal
Speaker 2: fucking person, Like I want to be that so bad
Speaker 2: it looks so fun.
Speaker 4: I oh, it was Dana. It was Dana saying it.
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know that I care.
Speaker 3: I don't care about being seen as like cringy or
Speaker 3: corney or anything. Like I'm like, bitch, you you care
Speaker 3: because you're insecure. Because I was once insecure and cared
Speaker 3: a lot about being seen as corny. Well, I still
Speaker 3: see something and be like, that's fucking corny. You're whack, yes,
Speaker 3: but that's.
Speaker 4: Like because it's actually corny and whack yeah.
Speaker 3: And I'm also like I'm okay, and I'm like self
Speaker 3: aware that I'm like also projecting because like, actually, no.
Speaker 6: Some shit is just whack.
Speaker 2: I'm like, kill the part of you that cringe is
Speaker 2: not the part that's cringey one, and we need to
Speaker 2: kill corny culture. I think I think it's like you said,
Speaker 2: all stummed in.
Speaker 3: No, it's security because and that's why I'm okay with
Speaker 3: being a bitter fucking hater, because I know a lot
Speaker 3: of times I'm projecting it.
Speaker 1: I'm a piece of shit and I'm a.
Speaker 4: Oh, look that's sweet. They're picking it up. Oh no,
Speaker 4: they just kicked it assholes. Oh they're gonna be smoke
Speaker 4: on the roof.
Speaker 1: I'm literally like, where are they going? They look like
Speaker 1: they fucking stink. Okay, not like.
Speaker 4: They saw it. That was real. That was real, that
Speaker 4: was us in lifetime being bitter bullies.
Speaker 6: That on purpose.
Speaker 1: Like, they literally do look like they stink.
Speaker 3: They are like two white dudes with flip flops on,
Speaker 3: Like you're wearing thong sandals out as a man.
Speaker 1: You need to go to fuck it there.
Speaker 4: You need to figure.
Speaker 1: I know your ship stinks.
Speaker 3: I know you don't cut your tone notes and I
Speaker 3: know your ship stinks period, Like I know you smell
Speaker 3: like balls.
Speaker 4: Just wear slides, please, just wear slides. Please.
Speaker 1: Also, men and men, oh.
Speaker 4: Andy has a lot of opinions on men loving themselves.
Speaker 1: Take care, Okay, I can't be the only person straight
Speaker 1: men like feeling themselves and taking pictures of them stuffs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are you doing that like that?
Speaker 3: Like I not to I like want a man who
Speaker 3: is like confident and like likes himself. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: if I'm driving us around and I look over and
Speaker 3: you're taking a fucking selfie because the.
Speaker 1: Sun is on you or something. I'm crashing my car.
Speaker 4: I'm crashing.
Speaker 1: I'm crashing it, and I'm blaming.
Speaker 4: I'm unbuckling your seat healthy crashing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm unbuckling your seatbelt and getting us in a
Speaker 3: t bone accident.
Speaker 1: Because you shouldn't be doing that, Like like you don't
Speaker 1: have like the fucking New York Times to be looking
Speaker 1: at Like why are you.
Speaker 4: Looking at your play chess? Play chess?
Speaker 1: Actually, don't be on your phone. I also can't stand
Speaker 1: like a man who's on his phone so much, like
Speaker 1: what do you have going on?
Speaker 4: There? Are texting?
Speaker 1: I wish I was.
Speaker 3: Kidding like I was in the car with like I've
Speaker 3: just been in situations with like men and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I literally will I be like why are you on
Speaker 3: the phone so much?
Speaker 1: Like I'm like you were so not even that. I'm
Speaker 1: like you were so embarrassing, like you don't want to
Speaker 1: look outside and like be like what is look at
Speaker 1: in l A. We weren't driving.
Speaker 4: Around a concrete jungle.
Speaker 1: Con New York idiot, see if you look at that?
Speaker 4: Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Also, maybe like again I'm projecting because I get carsick
Speaker 1: and I can't look at.
Speaker 4: The you're jealous and you're jealous of what I can do.
Speaker 1: No, you just like as like, why the are you looking?
Speaker 6: Like what is on there?
Speaker 2: Stop?
Speaker 4: You're literally I am not kidding.
Speaker 1: Men should have burners, Like, you don't need an iPhone?
Speaker 1: What do you need an iPhone for? If you want
Speaker 1: to post on ig way too? You get home, go
Speaker 1: have an iPod touch, have.
Speaker 2: A iPad when you're burner in your iPod touch with
Speaker 2: no service, if you have a phone with service.
Speaker 4: As a straight man, no, like what are you up to?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: No good? Like you're up to no good?
Speaker 1: On that you're either yeah, you're sexting someone.
Speaker 4: And I don't like to say you're you're sexting someone.
Speaker 1: No, I just don't like it. It's so gross.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I could go on for days and goes
Speaker 4: on for days in days and days and days.
Speaker 1: A lot of opinions about like straight man, I'm like, oh, you.
Speaker 4: Should like you shouldn't love yourself, that's what shes.
Speaker 1: No, Like you should be confident, but don't take like
Speaker 1: when a man stops someone the other No, I won't.
Speaker 4: I will say it is really cringey. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I go like I'm sorry, hypocritical. It is just like
Speaker 4: something out No, there's.
Speaker 3: Something a little funky about a man who's like posting
Speaker 3: a lot of pictures of himself. I'm like, a man's
Speaker 3: i G, a straight man's i G shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Just be pictures of himself. I'm like, something's going on here, Like.
Speaker 4: Well, as a straight man, cheese up myself as a
Speaker 4: straight man.
Speaker 3: So now we're just saying things, okay as a politician,
Speaker 3: Like yeah, I just like you didn't see something on
Speaker 3: your walk you want to post, like you.
Speaker 2: See the magnolia tree that you could take a picture
Speaker 2: of the magnolia tree and say it smells like pussy.
Speaker 2: He smells like pussy out here, and it's a magnolia tree.
Speaker 2: Y'all know what I'm talking about. The pussy willows.
Speaker 1: No, they smell like a sneeze. They smell like com
Speaker 1: They smell like common sneezes.
Speaker 4: Tomatoes tastes like com that.
Speaker 3: You can't keep saying that because every day my like
Speaker 3: my go to like meal right now anywhere I go,
Speaker 3: Like no matter where I am, I get or I
Speaker 3: make it myself. It's soft scrambled eggs, avocado, and slices
Speaker 3: of tomatoes.
Speaker 1: Like it's like all I will eat right now. And
Speaker 1: Drew said that the other day and I literally was
Speaker 1: eating my breakfast and I wanted to throw up because
Speaker 1: I chewed on the tomato for too long. Is like
Speaker 1: really getting into it.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like when you when if you're eating
Speaker 4: like red meat, you can.
Speaker 1: We always talk about cocking balls and pussy on here.
Speaker 1: We always make it.
Speaker 2: Start tasting the farm when you're eating like red meat.
Speaker 2: And also, yeah, just like they we know it's just
Speaker 2: a big part of our life.
Speaker 4: Cockballs and pussy No, we are just like weird. I
Speaker 4: can't say I literally the word, the P word is
Speaker 4: not comfortable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, man with a straight Instagram.
Speaker 4: I'm straight as hell. Meets my girlfriend, I.
Speaker 1: Can't This is my girlfriend, Yeah, this is my Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend. That's like chill. Yeah, I am
Speaker 1: straight and don't get a fucking twisted. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Actually I got in my fucking eye.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we always bring it to cock and ball somehow.
Speaker 1: But I think that's it for the episode. Maybe we
Speaker 1: don't have to talk about cocking balls anymore. We can
Speaker 1: just shut up.
Speaker 4: I literally have bullet in my fucking eye. Okay, well
Speaker 4: let's get onto the media idea.
Speaker 3: So I also like I just want to like, like
Speaker 3: maybe we could put no, I was gonna say, maybe
Speaker 3: we could put a disclaimer, like this episode might change
Speaker 3: your views on us, Like we're pieces of shit, Like
Speaker 3: we're not good people.
Speaker 4: I like, I think people know we're not good people.
Speaker 1: No, we are good people, but we're just like I
Speaker 1: say that all the time. I'm like, I am nice.
Speaker 4: I just like am I doesn't have to explain that
Speaker 4: they're nice.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Yes I can, I could
Speaker 1: do whatever the funk. I walk nice.
Speaker 4: We are nice people.
Speaker 2: We just like every fucking human on goddamn planet Earth,
Speaker 2: we like to judge people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's literally like friendly. What's that like there? The
Speaker 1: key to life is complaining. Like that's why I would
Speaker 1: finger bang the fuck out of friendly with and let
Speaker 1: her do the same to you, is because like a
Speaker 1: bitch who loves to complain. She is getting like pretty.
Speaker 3: Old though I was not sex with her, really yeah
Speaker 3: I would because like what like why wouldn't I have
Speaker 3: sex with her?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Like she would not have sex
Speaker 1: with me, I'm so fucking annoying. She'd be like you
Speaker 1: are annoying and like two years old, and I fucking
Speaker 1: hate and I want you to die.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be fans when you're older.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like a dream. That's the goal. That's the goal,
Speaker 1: to be a bitter, old, haggarty bitch who lives in
Speaker 1: New York and like wrote a book and like is
Speaker 1: living off of that for the rest of your life. Actually,
Speaker 1: she's done a lot more than that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Frian,
Speaker 1: like we can still fuck like please my hit.
Speaker 4: We should get her on the pipe.
Speaker 1: My public list of celebrities now is Drake who I
Speaker 1: don't know who that really is. I've just like heard
Speaker 1: like things about.
Speaker 4: Who he may be.
Speaker 2: Oh, the rapper Drake the what the rapper? You don't
Speaker 2: know what a rapper is? No, I don't know what
Speaker 2: that makes I we have so many celebrity hit like
Speaker 2: that's and.
Speaker 1: Literally Bob Odenkerk those are my three like hits.
Speaker 2: Public public, but there's there's a lot more. And me
Speaker 2: and and you had this conversation today like about someone
Speaker 2: we were like, can like.
Speaker 3: What if I Oh, I'll publicly say no, I'll say
Speaker 3: one of them because I told her to her face
Speaker 3: is Devin. Like, literally, I told Devin that the delusion
Speaker 3: we both have is like I told her about. I
Speaker 3: don't know if I told you this at the heaven
Speaker 3: Like thing, I told her that I had that. We
Speaker 3: had that conversation when it looked like her and Jesse
Speaker 3: were like engaged, and I was like, dude, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I literally went to Jew's room and I was like,
Speaker 1: it's over, like we like our.
Speaker 3: Kids, and I was like telling her like that we
Speaker 3: both have the delusion like one that like that would
Speaker 3: happen between us, and then also like that that would
Speaker 3: happen between y'all, and she like was very flattered by it.
Speaker 3: But I was like, you think I'm just being like
Speaker 3: a funny person right now, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Like being serious.
Speaker 4: We are in love with as I think there might
Speaker 4: be something wrong with you if you don't.
Speaker 1: No, literally, there's I don't know anybody who like doesn't
Speaker 1: want to like marry Devin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to hug her.
Speaker 6: Hugged her.
Speaker 4: Let's get let's get on.
Speaker 1: All right, you want to go first? The first song
Speaker 1: is Yah Bye. I cannot say her name. I can't
Speaker 1: say names, but YO love me. That is easy yeah
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 3: Stay with Me by Pharrell, I feel by the Sundays
Speaker 3: Hole in the Earth deaf Tones.
Speaker 1: Please don't attack me.
Speaker 4: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to say that I dabble in death tones.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think I'll get bullied.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been listening to Beyond Saving by Me again.
Speaker 1: He's hitting it again on purpose. Oh wait, no, he's on.
Speaker 6: I was being nosy and they did fix it.
Speaker 2: Beyond Saving by Meat Computer, Beam on Your Toes by
Speaker 2: RX Nephew.
Speaker 4: And let's say twuadrant gym Nope by Gary Newman.
Speaker 1: I let you take that one because I have and.
Speaker 2: I rewatched Climax recently and it still stays in my
Speaker 2: top five. Maybe I think maybe top one of all time.
Speaker 2: I fucking love that movie. I didn't rewatch it. I
Speaker 2: watched like the parts that I wanted to watch. It's
Speaker 2: fucking awesome, magnum opus, really really great movie. And then
Speaker 2: I watched let Me Go to My Letterbox because I
Speaker 2: can't remember what I think.
Speaker 1: What you're about to say is literally what I was
Speaker 1: gonna say. Oh no, never mind, I'll just go ahead.
Speaker 1: I watched Fear and it was fucking dude, the ending
Speaker 1: is so funny.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was a really good movie. And also The Sundays
Speaker 1: is like one of the main songs is Wild Horses,
Speaker 1: which is also like one of my top songs.
Speaker 3: I've just been for the past like seven months, like
Speaker 3: in such a like rout for the Sundays, Like I
Speaker 3: love the Sundays, Like that's probably one of my favorite
Speaker 3: bands ever.
Speaker 1: Like all their music is so good, so.
Speaker 2: Annoying, the use ex machina at the end when he
Speaker 2: just fucking whatever happens happens.
Speaker 1: Just watch it. It's pretty funny and really really great.
Speaker 4: Oh bitch, this is what I was going to talk about.
Speaker 2: I watched the worst movie I have ever fucking seen
Speaker 2: in my entire life. And I've watched all of them.
Speaker 1: I'm so stupid. I'm looking at your letterbox right now.
Speaker 1: And I saw that, and I'm like.
Speaker 2: No, but it was legitimately like like actually hard for
Speaker 2: me to watch, Like it was physically hard for me
Speaker 2: to watch, and like I only like movies that are
Speaker 2: fucking awful, like the worst movies ever, Like I'm down
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: Was it like what's that one that's like with everyone
Speaker 1: spontaneously combusting? Yeah, like I think it's called spontaneous du
Speaker 1: That movie was fucking awful.
Speaker 2: It's like, I just enjoy a bad movie as much
Speaker 2: as a good one, because like it's fun to laugh,
Speaker 2: it's fun to like make fun of this movie as
Speaker 2: you're watching it. But this one was fucking terrible beyond
Speaker 2: like comprehension. I don't understand, Like what how they missed
Speaker 2: so far, missed the mark so hard. It's called fangirl,
Speaker 2: but it just really is like fucking absolutely rancid. And
Speaker 2: here's I read my review for it on Letterbox. I
Speaker 2: can normally enjoy a bad movie as much as a
Speaker 2: good one, but this one was genuinely the worst movie
Speaker 2: I've ever seen, and not in a good, irony poisoned way.
Speaker 2: The movie made my skin crawl and cause restlessness in
Speaker 2: my body, to the point where it actually felt like
Speaker 2: I was experiencing opium withdrawals again with every fiber of
Speaker 2: my being. I wanted to leave, but I couldn't look
Speaker 2: away from this train wreck. I think the director was
Speaker 2: actually in full blown withdrawals. The way nothing correlated or
Speaker 2: made sense. It was like one big hallucination. I don't
Speaker 2: I understand that this wasn't meant to be a masterpiece,
Speaker 2: but come on, bro, like, what.
Speaker 4: The fuck happened?
Speaker 2: The single redeeming quality of that movie was a gorilla
Speaker 2: running gun style photo shoot at the end with fucking
Speaker 2: Tina Fey And I guarantee she doesn't know she's in
Speaker 2: this movie. I one million percent can guarantee that she
Speaker 2: doesn't know she's in this movie.
Speaker 4: But just like absolute madness, just terrible, terrible movie. But
Speaker 4: fucking watch it.
Speaker 2: Watch wh watch fangirls so you can suffer with me,
Speaker 2: so you can be sympathetic and feel what I feel.
Speaker 6: And that is that.
Speaker 1: On that I hope you guys have an awesome day.
Speaker 1: Be back next week because we're gonna have sex.
Speaker 4: Next podcast, we have sex, peace, love, unity and respect.
Speaker 2: Bye, guys, you have anything else to add next episode,
Speaker 2: Drew and and you're gonna folks.
Speaker 4: You heard it here first, folks, Chris.
Speaker 6: Bye. Mm hmmm