WEBVTT - We Have Fleas 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:25.119 Hello, welcome to this We're in my car. This hell, 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:28.440 pure hell, unadulterated hell. 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:32.479 That'd pure chaos. 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:34.839 It's not like the biggest deal ever, but it literally 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:37.120 like it broke something inside of me. 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:41.479 It's pretty it's pretty uncomfortable in here. I'm gonna be honest. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.760 Yeah, so you're probably like, why are y'all in the car? 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:47.920 Like funny little bit he he ha ha. Honestly, it's 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:50.559 like a nice temperature in here, so filming in here 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:53.880 literally feels better and you don't have your uncomfortable chair, 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:55.360 but you're so uncomfortable because you. 0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:56.000 Have to like crouch. 0:00:56.120 --> 0:00:57.520 I have the crouch to be in the frame. 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:03.640 Basically, we're in my car filming this episode because we 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:10.480 have fleas. You're probably like, haha he he life joke, 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.240 life joke, flea joke, flea joke, blah blah blah blah blah, 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:15.319 not funny. This is our fucking life. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:18.639 No, we literally actually have fleas in our fucking house. 0:01:18.680 --> 0:01:19.959 We have a flea anfestation. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:23.520 Not anymore, but we did. It's it's in the air, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:25.759 it's it's it's more of a question. 0:01:25.840 --> 0:01:29.360 Now, yeah, do we have fleas anymore? 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:32.440 I mean, we did have an infestation and they ate 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.720 the fuck out of us and sucked our blood. 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:38.600 No, they literally destroyed my legs. Like maybe I'll insert pictures, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.399 but I don't think I'm gonna because they literally make 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:44.880 me so uncomfortable and insecure. But like I look, I 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.440 I literally was like, I've heard about monkey pox, Like 0:01:47.600 --> 0:01:48.800 do I just have monkey. 0:01:48.520 --> 0:01:50.880 Poxcause that's what's happening. Like I got Delta and I 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:57.520 have monkey pops. Yeah. So it all started when I 0:01:57.560 --> 0:01:58.320 came home the. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:01.080 Other night from running an aaron and it was like 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:05.160 around midnight and I come inside and there was actually 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.720 a mosquito in the car that night, and that's why 0:02:07.760 --> 0:02:10.320 when I came up to your room, I went upstairs 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:11.960 and I went to Jerwis room and I was like 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:13.640 talking to Drew, and I was like, wait, I feel 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.920 like there's a mosquito in my pants. So I like 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.160 drop down and I like pull off my shoes and 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:19.600 lift up. 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.960 My jeans and it's not a mosquito. There's I see 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.840 a flea, and I'm like, what the fuck? 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:28.040 Can I like pick it up and I squish it, 0:02:28.560 --> 0:02:30.880 which is disgusting and literally makes me want to throw up. 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.800 And I was like that was so weird. And then 0:02:32.840 --> 0:02:33.919 I keep talking to you and. 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.880 I'm like, I I feel like they're still fucking biting me, 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.119 Like mind you, I'm like fifteen feet away and they're 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.800 probably like eight feet away in my bed, just under 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:45.600 the covers, and I see Anya like literally. 0:02:45.360 --> 0:02:47.440 Saying, there's they're on me. They're on me, They're all 0:02:47.480 --> 0:02:49.919 over me, And I can't see a flee from fucking 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:50.560 eight feet away. 0:02:50.600 --> 0:02:53.560 So I'm like, andya, you're like hallucinating, like you're making 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.960 this shit up. This is like this is like a 0:02:57.000 --> 0:02:59.720 hallucination of your deep subconscious, Like you need to figure 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:00.920 this out because it's starting the scare. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:02.400 Yeah, it just looks like I'm going crazy. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.960 Because also I was like, there, they're like attracted to 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.760 my socks, and I took my fee my socks off 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.639 and I'm just sitting on the floor like looking at 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.239 my socks, like, no, he's gonna come back, Like he's 0:03:12.240 --> 0:03:13.000 gonna like he's. 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:15.480 She like put her sock out of his bait on 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.399 the ground to like attract the flee to get back 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:18.720 to her. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:20.600 So I could see it, and I was like, I 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:22.760 genuinely like I don't believe you. 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.040 But basically I found all the fleas were on the socks. 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.799 It was like three and I crushed all of them 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:30.360 and killed all them, and I was like, that's weird, 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:34.360 like so gross, but like it's flea season and like 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:37.240 I'm not that like I'm not like scared of fleas 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:38.000 or anything. 0:03:38.040 --> 0:03:40.680 So I was like, whatever, like whatever, I mean, a 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:43.160 Zuell probably has fleas. We need to get the fleas office, 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:43.680 mind you. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.200 Like two weeks ago, I was sitting on the toilet 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:47.280 in the bathroom after coming in. 0:03:47.960 --> 0:03:49.200 I was shitting out of my ass. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.320 I was like I was dropping big doodo loads into 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:55.720 the toilet, like stinky butt loads. And I looked down 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:58.840 at my feet and I saw a flea on my foot, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:01.560 and I completely forgot to tell Inya, but I was like, oh, 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:02.880 there's a flea on me. I need to tell Inya 0:04:02.920 --> 0:04:04.280 because the zoel probably has fleas. 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:06.240 But we were wrong. 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:10.360 We were sure no because okay, So basically that night, 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.760 I was like, oh, okay, I'm just to make sure 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.680 I don't bring fleas into my room and like, if 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:17.720 Azuel doesn't have them, maybe I just got them from outside. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.719 I'm gonna like take I took a shower I like 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:22.720 went to my room and I didn't bring the clothes 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:23.200 to my room. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:24.720 I like left them in the bathroom. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.360 And the next morning or the next day, we were 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.599 gonna go hang out with A Lisa and Oryan. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.120 So. 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.920 We like get in the car. I like lightly spoke 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.440 about it because I remember I woke up and I 0:04:36.440 --> 0:04:39.560 had bites on me, yeah, and I was fully freaking out. 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:41.479 I was like, I have bedbugs, Like no, like you 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:43.960 guys don't understand. Like I was literally driving us around 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:44.600 and I was just. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.840 Like with my leg up on the dash, like there 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.640 was there was a conspiracy of us having our bed bugs. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:52.040 And we still invited A Lisa and Ryan get the 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.480 bed bugs from No. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.520 They had already come over, and like in my head, 0:04:55.560 --> 0:04:58.040 I was, you know, when you find yourself in situations 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.240 like that, We were like, oh, I'm probably gonna fuck 0:05:00.279 --> 0:05:02.760 my friends over accidentally right now, just out of like 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.359 naive immaturity and like you get like intense anxiety, but 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:08.120 you can't say it out loud because you don't want 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:09.440 to like ruin anyone's. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.840 Day and be like, oh, we might have fleas, like 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.480 but I mentioned it. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:15.680 And everybody was like okay, whatever, like that's not that 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:20.120 big of a deal. Sorry, I just started cracking up 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:21.400 because I like saw Kai. 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:24.760 Also, for anybody wondering, who's the random deed of the back, 0:05:25.200 --> 0:05:25.799 that's Kai. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.320 He's our audio engineer. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.080 He slays, he's an engineer, he got his degree. 0:05:30.279 --> 0:05:33.960 Yeah, he actually used to work for Apple, but we 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:37.440 like swooped him up, reached him, and he's our unpaid intern. 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:42.920 Now you have anything to say, no, awesome, That's how 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:43.599 we like it. 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:44.840 Silent but deadly. 0:05:45.080 --> 0:05:47.640 Yeah, like just barn Us on the podcast. 0:05:47.200 --> 0:05:50.880 Like whatever, But yeah, Kai's literally the reason episodes get up. 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:54.600 Like he's he he keeps his whole ship afloat, And 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.840 it wasn't for Kai, we would be nothing. 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.080 So everybody I wouldn't. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:00.479 I wouldn't guess him up like that. 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:02.040 I don't know him that well or not. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:03.200 I mean the podcast like. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:04.200 Who is he really? 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:07.280 Like we can start sitting on it, were like who 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:07.680 is he? 0:06:07.839 --> 0:06:09.799 Like out of the grid, skwer things. 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:12.440 Okay, but basically we are like going to a third 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.000 shop and I'm like sitting here with my leg up 0:06:14.000 --> 0:06:16.760 while I'm driving, and I'm like, literally I was silent. 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:19.200 The whole ride, and it was because I was internally panicking, 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:20.200 you're freaking up. 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:23.440 I was like, no, if it's off LEAs like I 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:26.159 have bedbugs, or I have like skin mites, or like 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:28.760 dust mites, or like some parasites like under my skin. 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:30.560 We make it very clear that you were freaking out. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:31.039 Several times. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:32.719 You're like, sorry, guys, I'm just like freaking the fuck 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:34.839 out right. I have bites all over me, and I 0:06:34.839 --> 0:06:36.480 don't know what they're from. I think I have bedbugs, 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:39.080 And everybody was like, no, like, you probably just have 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.520 flea bites, like that's what I did. 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.080 I was freaking out, and you know what it was 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:45.679 later on in the day, what I realized was we went. 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:47.200 Out all day and I was like, all right, fine, 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.240 like it's not a big deal, bitch. 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.200 We got out to go get a coffee and I 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.200 lifted my leg to tie my shoe and there was 0:06:53.200 --> 0:06:54.920 a fucking flea on me, and I. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:55.719 Was like, oh my god. 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.320 That's why my legs were getting bit up even more 0:06:58.400 --> 0:07:00.280 is because in the car they were still. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.120 On my saw getting up in your jeans and living 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:03.400 in there and sucking your blood. 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:05.120 And I no, I had shorts on, so they were 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:06.680 literally attacking the fun I'm. 0:07:06.560 --> 0:07:09.240 Such an asshole because I like looked up flea bites 0:07:09.400 --> 0:07:12.840 and like the picture of someone with like fingers rotting 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.760 off Like I was like, ya, this is gonna happen 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.680 to you, and serious like stop, like seriously. 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.600 Stopped, because I was actually freaking out. It was like 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:22.120 the part of me that needs to wash my hands 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:24.720 like eight million times after I pee, like that was 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:26.320 freaking out in my brain. And it was the part 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.280 of me that like thinks the house is gonna explode. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.200 That also didn't help. I've talked about it on the 0:07:30.240 --> 0:07:32.400 podcast before, like my thing where I'm like, oh, the 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.560 house is gonna explode and like the cars are gonna 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:36.680 like I'm I like I don't know someone's gonna crash 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.160 into me and like burn the house on fire and 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.640 was gonna die like all those like crazy thoughts I 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.960 have before I leave the house. I was already feeling 0:07:42.960 --> 0:07:45.160 that that day, so that on top of thinking I 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.840 had like bedbugs and mites and fleas, I was like. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.120 Literally like it's like I can't take this, like this 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.080 is I was literally. 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:54.600 I went to war like you go to war on 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:55.880 your computer, and I went to war. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:58.160 Mentally, I go to war on duty. 0:07:58.560 --> 0:07:59.000 Every day. 0:07:59.080 --> 0:08:01.720 Drew's like, I have. 0:08:01.000 --> 0:08:02.960 Schedule that three with my other brothers. Like I can't 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.520 go out, like I have to, I have to go 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:04.800 to war. 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:06.200 I call it duty. 0:08:06.400 --> 0:08:07.280 It's funn as fuck. 0:08:07.360 --> 0:08:10.040 I play Call of Duty now it's actually a blast 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:11.680 and everyone's jealous of me. 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:14.960 No, it looks really fun. But I like have a life. 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.960 So I'm like, you can have both. You can have 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.360 a life and play video. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.760 Games and no I play. I play video games. I'm 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.280 like a game of Girl. I'm gonna Nerrod. I have 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:25.880 a a PS two Like I'm crazy. 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:28.880 And it does game any games I do. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:35.640 Get down, I get down and stinky and dirty. 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:36.960 Well get in to that. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:40.520 Wait, no, not you doing that. 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.040 We'll discuss that later, discuss what. 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:52.360 So basically we go home and least so we're like, oh, 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:53.319 there's like fleas. 0:08:53.840 --> 0:08:55.240 Zoo probably just has fleas. 0:08:55.360 --> 0:08:57.080 Like that's the conclusion we kind of come to, and 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:58.440 we're like, it's not that big of a deal. 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.160 Cats get fleas like all the time. 0:09:00.240 --> 0:09:02.760 We'll just call the that get the flea medicine and 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:04.720 like it'll be good, it'll be solved. Yeah. 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:06.600 Actually, even that day I had already called and I 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:07.880 was like I'm just gonna pick up medicine. 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:08.680 I think she has it. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.600 But then, oh my fuck god, this is actually like 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.720 traumatic for me and I have PTSD and I can't 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:15.040 walk it. 0:09:15.120 --> 0:09:15.480 I can't. 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.880 No, I'm not going there. This house is a nightmare. 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.840 It actually is a fucking nightmare. 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:22.480 So do you want to like take the because I'm 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:23.480 talking about as off. 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:27.240 So basically, we get home after a long day out 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:30.280 and we're like, oh, like flea problems solved basically, and 0:09:30.360 --> 0:09:32.440 like we're walking up to the house and like we 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.640 have this like grass wall that like we share with 0:09:35.679 --> 0:09:38.600 our neighbor who has an outside dog who they yeah 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:44.760 already whatever. We like, uh, are walking up there, and 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:46.560 ya just just like hold on, I'm gonna check my 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.680 socks real quick. And she looks down at her socks 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.960 and they are fucking covered in fleas. Like I'm not joking, 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:53.760 Like I had never seen that many fleas in my life, 0:09:53.840 --> 0:09:56.920 Like yeah, probably sixty fleas on her socks alone. And 0:09:57.000 --> 0:10:00.120 she freaks out. She takes her socks off. Oh and 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.199 Elisa like checked their pants. They have fleas on their pants, 0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:05.840 Like it's a nightmare. Then I look at my socks 0:10:06.880 --> 0:10:10.800 and like hundreds, hundreds, if not thousands of fleas. Like 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:12.680 I had white socks on, and like it looked like 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.680 I hadn't washed my socks in fifteen days, like and 0:10:14.760 --> 0:10:16.520 I just wore them straight, Like it looked like they 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:17.640 were glued to my fucking feet. 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.040 They were so dirty because there were so many fucking 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:19.640 fleas on there. 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:23.080 But like literally just in an absurd amount of fleas, 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.360 And I should have taken my socks out off outside, 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:28.360 but I just didn't. And I immediately went to the 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:31.160 bathroom and threw them into the sink or I mean 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:34.080 into the the tub and poured water on them because 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.839 I was like, oh, like the water will kill them, 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:42.120 Like it'll be fine, like whatever, I'll drown them. I'll 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:45.880 waterboard these fleas, like literally me waterboarding the fleas. 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:47.120 You piss on your sock. 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:50.960 Literally I pissed my pants that day several times. But no, 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.520 like fleas just covered us. Like everyone now is like 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:56.480 in a fucking panic, and we're like, yeah, oh my. 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:59.560 God, Like there's fleas all over the house. 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:02.040 Like you would step on our carpet and they'd jump 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:04.160 up off the carpet and jump back onto us, and 0:11:04.200 --> 0:11:06.080 like we would swipe them off and they'd be all 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:06.559 over us. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.839 Mind you were getting bit the fuck up, like like, dude, 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:11.319 I like in you. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:14.120 Like for some reason, Enya had like a completely different 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:17.800 reaction to the bites than everybody else because like my bites, 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.760 like I had red splotches where they bit me like 0:11:21.040 --> 0:11:24.600 microscopic like millimeters wide, for like maybe three hours, and 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.640 then they went away and they and they never itch. 0:11:26.760 --> 0:11:29.840 But for Enya, like they welt it up, like yeah, 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:31.000 they were really gnarly. 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:34.600 They were like gnarly mosquito bites and they still fucking hurt. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:35.600 Like if you see me. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.719 Like moving around, it's literally because my leg's up here 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.600 and I'm like I'm like squeezing and like tapping and 0:11:40.679 --> 0:11:41.600 rubbing my legs so. 0:11:41.559 --> 0:11:42.400 That I don't scratch them. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.040 She's also terrified of getting an infection in one of 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:45.720 her flea bites. 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:49.080 But dude, I literally am because one time I've told 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:50.720 you about this. I don't think I've ever said this publicly. 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:53.040 When I was in Hunduras as a kid, my eggzma 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.360 got really bad because I got really sick sick when 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:59.480 I was in Honduras, and my eggsma started to welt 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:02.480 up and like kind of look like that, and I 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:04.840 have like divots in my inner elbow. 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.040 I just like moved the mic so far. I have 0:12:07.080 --> 0:12:08.400 divots in my inner. 0:12:08.200 --> 0:12:11.240 Elbow from like scarring from welting up like that and 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:16.280 scratching it because I like literally like dug fucking wounds 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:19.280 into my skin from scratching. So that's what I'm worried about, 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:21.839 is that it's gonna like it's not like it only 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:25.000 I'm worried about an infection. But I'm such a germophobe 0:12:25.080 --> 0:12:27.079 freak that I like my hands are usually clean when 0:12:27.080 --> 0:12:30.280 I scratch, but it's you also have like. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.360 The immune system of like a normal person, like an 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:35.560 average healthy person, so you wouldn't get an infection. 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.520 But I get you don't want scars all over your 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:38.360 legs because would suck. 0:12:38.400 --> 0:12:39.040 Because I'm vain. 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:43.320 I'm vain. You're so vain. What is that song now 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:44.280 you're thinking of? 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.119 You're so gay with you, Like, boy. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.160 Dude, I've been doing that so much recently. 0:12:49.880 --> 0:12:52.120 Like you're always goes to sing a song and. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.080 It's like four songs in one, Like I don't know 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:56.400 how the fuck my brain does it. 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.760 Maybe I'm a genius and we need to like actually observe. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.080 Oh okay, anyways, I should be. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:05.320 I should I genuinely think I should be like observed 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.720 by scientists, Like I think I'm a fucking monster, Like 0:13:08.880 --> 0:13:13.600 I am a rare breed of human, like one of them. 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.640 There's other stinky, scary white men in the world. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:18.000 I hate to bring it to you, girls. 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:22.400 I'm not stinky. I shower, I watched stinky. I know. 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.400 We literally like we have fucking fleas. 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:28.320 Like that's like it doesn't get actually, it actually doesn't 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:30.760 get more embarrassing than that. Like this is the rawest 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:32.880 and realist you've ever seen. It's like we're telling you, 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:34.560 like very really shit. 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.480 We know we're telling them because we have their choice 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:37.880 because we have to film the. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.840 Yeah, usually we don't post content for a month, so 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:42.000 ship like this can happen. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:43.240 It we could just be like whatever, we don't have 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:44.280 to tell anybody, but like. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:48.360 Now it's weekly, I will say getting fleas. I was like, 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:50.199 I was like, oh, like gross, we. 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:52.720 Have fleas, but like now we have podcast content. Now 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:56.000 we get this the podcast that we have fleas. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.800 I literally told a friend and that was the first 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.320 thing they said. They didn't ask if we were okay. 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.000 They were like podcasts. 0:14:00.480 --> 0:14:01.560 Yeah, actually that's a lie. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.080 They asked if I was okay because I was like 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:04.439 literally crying over my bites. 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:05.600 I literally was like crying. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.760 Yeah. So, like as the situation evolved, like. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.319 We spent the night in the house because we were like, oh, 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.959 they're not going to be in our bed like whatever. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.800 Like we took all the clothes and put them in 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:18.800 the washirt. 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:21.000 All showered, like made sure there were no fucking fleas 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:23.000 on us before going to our bedroom, and like we 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:27.080 got under the covers like whatever, and I took. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.560 The covers of them off my bed too, like I thought. 0:14:29.400 --> 0:14:30.560 It was proactive. 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:34.640 I woke up had a few bites on my ankles, 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:36.680 but like nothing crazy, but there were fleas in bed 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:38.360 with me, like and I was like, oh my god, 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:39.360 Like this fucking sucks. 0:14:40.000 --> 0:14:42.000 Enya on the other hand. 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:46.720 Dude, I so I wore pants like thick pants and 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:48.840 tucked them into my socks because I saw that on 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:51.080 Actually I did it first, like just out of my 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:53.080 big brain shit, and then I read online that that's 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:54.960 good and I was like yeah, because at first I 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:56.200 was like, is this a bad idea? Because if they 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:58.560 get in there, they get stuck, bitch. They got in there, 0:14:59.800 --> 0:15:02.520 they I got in my pants, in my like sweatshirt. 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.440 Azula decided she'd needed to sleep with me. So I 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:08.920 just got like destroyed by fleas and I woke up 0:15:09.040 --> 0:15:12.880 like so covered in like itchy bites that I like 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:18.000 started crying because like, yeah, like because I couldn't do anything, 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:19.680 Like I was like trying to move around, and I 0:15:19.840 --> 0:15:22.080 was like, we just need to get a hotel, Like 0:15:22.240 --> 0:15:23.960 I need to get out of this house. Like I 0:15:24.080 --> 0:15:27.280 can't be here because everywhere I go, like I'm getting 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:29.640 a new bite somehow, Like I'm not even noticing that 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:32.680 they're biting me anymore because my other welts fucking hurt, 0:15:32.760 --> 0:15:34.800 so I don't notice when they're on me and I 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:37.760 can't take them off, and I yeah, I literally got 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.360 bit all up my legs in my back and it 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.240 was like it straight up looked like chicken pox, Like 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.560 it fully looks like chicken pox on my legs, and 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:47.560 then I don't know why there were none on my 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:48.640 arms but all on my. 0:15:48.720 --> 0:15:50.960 Back to yeah, that's something I noticed. 0:15:51.040 --> 0:15:53.240 Like the bites were literally just at my ankles and 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:55.440 like they didn't go anywhere else on my body. 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.440 Dude, they literally went like on my hips, like weird. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:01.040 They were trying to get in this cause like they wanted. 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:05.440 They were like, girl, if the leg, if the leg 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.520 blood tastes good, what that kuchi blood taste? 0:16:07.600 --> 0:16:08.560 Living in there right now? 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:13.960 Like if I was living there, it's nice and warm, nice, 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.800 like nice, warm and soggy, it's home. 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:21.720 But yeah, so basically we ended up having to leave 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:22.120 the house. 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:23.960 Like I was just like I can't do this, Like 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.160 if I stay here another night, like I'm probably gonna die, 0:16:27.280 --> 0:16:28.240