1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,080 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: subject he loves her, but he won't leave me. I'll 4 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: get into that. We'll get into that. What is the problem? 5 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:17,479 Speaker 1: You'd be quiet? We're gonnato that in just a bit 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: right now. The nephew is here. You hear him with 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: today's bring phone call? What you got for his nap? 8 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: What this one on? In a lot of houses doing 9 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 1: Thanksgiving right here? This went on. This happened because you 10 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,319 Speaker 1: know everybody bringing him this pot, that pot, the pot, look, 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,400 Speaker 1: you know how to go. And it happened in my house. 12 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,959 Speaker 1: And I'm tired of this. This is my last one. 13 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: But this right here is the pot. Look bad pot luck. 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: That's the title. Bad potluck. Okay, okay, I know you'll 15 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:48,600 Speaker 1: astrain stuff your house, just trifling. M okay. I'm not 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: gonna say nothing, but I shouldn't want to say something. 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:54,680 Speaker 1: I know my wife, but Joe cousin can't brain over 18 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: and put the damn blueberries in. She can't do that. 19 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and see she can't do it 20 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 1: no more. Okay, you can't bring no greens? And then 21 00:01:03,920 --> 00:01:06,120 Speaker 1: have some kind of meat into that ain't turkey, and 22 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: we don't know what that is. You can't do that. 23 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:17,840 Speaker 1: No more to us summer saucy, your greens. What you're doing? 24 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 1: You cannot experiment on big holidays? All right? This is 25 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: bad potok, let's go cat though. Hello. Hello, I'm trying 26 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 1: to flying a helper. Excuse me, I'm trying to reach 27 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:37,760 Speaker 1: a heather. How are you? Okay? Listen, I got your 28 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: number from from Lois. Look that's my mama. I'm my reach. 29 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 1: I'm Lowis oldest son. Now wait wait Lois, who's Lois Owas? Yes? Yes, yes, 30 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: who are you? I'm good? You you you? You? You 31 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: was at Mama Thiemes house on on New Year's Day? Yes? Yes, 32 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,280 Speaker 1: then okay. When I got what I got there, you 33 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,920 Speaker 1: was gone. But what I'm what I'm calling about, it 34 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: is you don't want me the black eyed peas? Right? 35 00:02:08,360 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: I did you enjoy them? No? I enjoy the mothering. 36 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:16,600 Speaker 1: That's why I'm calling. Let me say this here, let 37 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: me say this. No, no, no, come at work. You 38 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: can't talk to me like this. Don't do that, don't 39 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,839 Speaker 1: do that. Hey, whatever you gotta say, but please don't 40 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,800 Speaker 1: curse that me. Don't talk no no deal. Your things 41 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: got my checked up and I didn't have to go 42 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: down to the doctor to get my stomach pomp. I 43 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: ain't got no damn insurance nothing. This. You know this, this, 44 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: this didn't have me messed up for the last week. 45 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: No more for the loans to tell you exactly you 46 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 1: know how your damnas is? Okay? First, okay, I told 47 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 1: you ask I'm at work, I'm around all these white people. 48 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: I can't talk to you the way I want to 49 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: talk to you. But let me just tell you that, 50 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:58,840 Speaker 1: don't call me with the dumb First of all, it 51 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: was a whole bunch of food there. How do you 52 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: know how can you single out my damn beans? That 53 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: made you say with all that got food there, you're 54 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 1: not gonna blame me, Get out of here, mama. Mama 55 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: beans said you were the one to make the place. 56 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,920 Speaker 1: You don't give us your mama being said it was 57 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,240 Speaker 1: all this food there, and you're gonna sing about my beans. 58 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: Nobody else complains, you know what the days date is? Okay, 59 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,480 Speaker 1: And not one other person called me about some beans, 60 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,160 Speaker 1: and by the as a matter of fact, other people 61 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,640 Speaker 1: were complimenting me. So for you to call me with 62 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: the dumb all late and wrong. You wanna blame me 63 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,200 Speaker 1: high because you need a doctor's appointment. You should have 64 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: got Obamacare when it was available to you. And how 65 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: you want to call me with no no, no, no, 66 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 1: no no, so you could tell no stuff whatever you 67 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: know somebody You're trying to blame somebody else's food. Joe 68 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: things my stomach up, and that's where and that's where 69 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: it falls down to. And at the end of the day, 70 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: your friends about you know the hell I hate what 71 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 1: doctor bill? You said? You want to have insurance? So 72 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:00,400 Speaker 1: how does the hell is you going when? And Sean, 73 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 1: I had to play out my pocket to get my 74 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 1: stomach pumped. Okay, well I'm taking care of If you 75 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: paid out your pocket, that means the bill is paid 76 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,760 Speaker 1: so you can get You're gonna reimburse me. Well, no, 77 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: I'm not going to reimburse you with okay. In fact, 78 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,760 Speaker 1: I got more beans for you since you got a 79 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,839 Speaker 1: problem with them. I got a whole bowl for you. Okay, 80 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: how about cause you're foolished, so if it made you, 81 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,440 Speaker 1: that's good for you. Hey, look, look I'm gonna tell 82 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,880 Speaker 1: you this here right now. Uh, the bill with four 83 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:35,400 Speaker 1: two dollars, sent me two yellars for your boys things. No, no, no, no, 84 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,040 Speaker 1: you're not getting no money from me. And I need 85 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,599 Speaker 1: to go because I got work to do. I don't 86 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: know what you got to do spending all this time 87 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 1: on the phone and talk about some beings with all 88 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: that food. So the rice didn't do it, the meat 89 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:49,159 Speaker 1: didn't do it. They had some other gravy. Gravy always 90 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 1: people up that didn't do it. You want to sing 91 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:54,039 Speaker 1: about my beings? Out of here, don't be calling me 92 00:04:54,080 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: with this dumb you know what now? Company? Who gave 93 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,839 Speaker 1: me your number? Because I don't even know you. I 94 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 1: do know your mom. I was Mamma grand Mama Bed 95 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 1: gave me your number. I called Mama Mama Dan passing 96 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: out numbers. Well, I don't wanna call Mama Dean. And 97 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if anybody else got sick, which I 98 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 1: know they didn't because your ass is flush. So I'm 99 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,920 Speaker 1: gonna call her see if anybody got sick. How about 100 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: we doing it that way? And I also I'm gonna 101 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 1: call your mother. Okay, I'm gonna call Mr Lewis and 102 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,279 Speaker 1: see why her dad son is calling me on the 103 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: phone because this is something. I'm sick inside of this 104 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 1: phone call. And nothing was wrong with my beans. If anything, 105 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: something wrong with you, and so take an access to 106 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,480 Speaker 1: clear your ass out and keep it the moving. But 107 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 1: you're gonna get off my godho okay, okay, okay, they 108 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 1: say they say Tommy had some problem with the bag 109 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: to huh. First of all, I don't even know no God, Tommy. 110 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 1: I barely know your mom. I just know her by face. 111 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 1: I don't even know her know her. So Tommy, you 112 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 1: I'm calling Mama Dean. She ain't got nobodness getting my 113 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:59,120 Speaker 1: mother number to nobody. This is comma, what's what's you 114 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 1: want me to feel? I've just told you I don't 115 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: know anybody named Tommy, So you can tell him whatever 116 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,279 Speaker 1: you want to tell him. And if you're trying to 117 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:10,120 Speaker 1: gain other people who want to jump on your side, 118 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:12,760 Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen because nobody complained about the thing. 119 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: Give me name, give me another names, because Tommy wasn't there. 120 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 1: I know just about everybody that was there. What nobody 121 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 1: named Tommy there? Okay, Okay, so you're gonna say nephew 122 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 1: to me, nephew Tommy wasn't it what nephew taught me. 123 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,880 Speaker 1: Is Nephew from the Steve Harvey Martin Show and hover, 124 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Your coin got me to pray? Poll 125 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:46,160 Speaker 1: you crazy? I'm at work, people walking by me looking 126 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: at me because I'm about to get right with you. Tommy, 127 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:58,479 Speaker 1: are you crazy? He's a good. Oh man, you I 128 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,440 Speaker 1: mean you got any one to take you that guy? 129 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: But good nobody can play. I'm sitting here like I annoying. 130 00:07:05,080 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: Get these people fat. You aren't gonna get no money. 131 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: That's the baddest, the baddest radio show in the land. 132 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 1: Oh but you know it, but you know it's Steve 133 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:24,000 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Oh my god, this is great. Keep 134 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: cooking your bed. You are all right? Thank you? Having 135 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,840 Speaker 1: new Year? All right, the new Year and next year 136 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: I probably pop up a mama theen house here. You 137 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:42,120 Speaker 1: are welcome to come. We're gonna stop all this this 138 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,640 Speaker 1: bad podluck. We're gonna stop it. We're gonna stop bringing 139 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 1: these podlucks. Thanksgiving, well, we need food police. You know 140 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:54,760 Speaker 1: what happened in my house, But you know it's been 141 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:58,720 Speaker 1: doing keyto low carbs and Thanksgiving. I just decided, you 142 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Joe on my day, so I'm 143 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 1: let go at all at three sweet potato pies. I said, okay, okay, 144 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: when I get through, I'm a chill and get me 145 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 1: big hunk or sweet potato pack. Do you know they 146 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: ate all three of them sweep potato pi before you 147 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: got dog. I went over there and Marger said, you 148 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,559 Speaker 1: didn't get no pa. I said no, I was waiting 149 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 1: because I after the game. They ate all three of 150 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:31,200 Speaker 1: them sweeptato pies. The kids, the kids, the grandparents, they friends. 151 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:34,640 Speaker 1: I walked in the kitchen, I looked at everybody. I'm different. 152 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:36,600 Speaker 1: I get mad at my wife at that point. Hey, 153 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 1: I'll meet some food sutside, take care of me. I'm sorry, first, 154 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: very nice, meet some food set side. Yeah, okay, if 155 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,600 Speaker 1: you don't, man, you have me a plate set us side. 156 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,880 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna eat these large, gigantic plates where everybody 157 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,880 Speaker 1: or eating. I'm not gonna do that. What if she 158 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: put your plate aside and somebody eating and we won 159 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: with somebody I used a cane to my house. Steve, 160 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,960 Speaker 1: all right, well, thank you nephew for that. Good luck 161 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 1: in your marriage. All right, we're coming up. Strawberry letter subject. 162 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:18,959 Speaker 1: He loves her, but he won't leave me. We'll get 163 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: into it right after this. 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