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Speaker 1: He's another jubil. Hello, Hey is this Peter? This is him?

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hey Peter, my name is Casey.

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Speaker 1: I just moved into the apartments I live in fourteen

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Speaker 1: A and I wanted to contact you because they said

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Speaker 1: you were the person to call if anything goes wrong

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Speaker 1: in our place. Yep, I'm the guy. Um, what can

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Speaker 1: I help you with? Well, here's the deal. Last night,

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Speaker 1: my daughter thought she heard a monster in the closet. Um,

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Speaker 1: your daughter thought she heard a monster in the closet. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so what time can you come by today to check

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Speaker 1: it out? That's funny. What do you really need to

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Speaker 1: help with? That's it. I'm being serious. My daughter heard

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Speaker 1: a monster in the closet, so I need you to

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Speaker 1: come by and check it out. You're not serious? Yeah

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Speaker 1: I am. When I moved in, they said you're the

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Speaker 1: guy to call if we have any issues with the place. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to like fix your toilet if it's clogged,

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Speaker 1: or like unclogged your gram's disposal. I'm not supposed to

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Speaker 1: deal with imaginary monsters. Well, actually you do, because they

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Speaker 1: said you were able to help with anything in the apartment,

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Speaker 1: So it's your job. To help us with whatever goes wrong.

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Speaker 1: And I can't open the closet door right now? Are

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Speaker 1: you saying you can't open the closet door because it's broken,

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Speaker 1: I have no idea. I'm not going near the thing.

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Speaker 1: My daughter says a monster's holding it shut, so I'm

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Speaker 1: not even going to take a chance. So you want

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Speaker 1: me to come over there and open the door for you,

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Speaker 1: a grown man who is afraid of an imaginary monster.

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Speaker 1: I am not saying I'm afraid. I've just never dealt

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Speaker 1: with this stuff before. This is your job. You're supposed

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Speaker 1: to help us with the apartment. If my daughter says

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Speaker 1: there's a monster in there, I have to believe her.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not touching that door. Yeah, I'm not dealing

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Speaker 1: with this. If there's something wrong with the closet or

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Speaker 1: a door stuck, stuff that you tell me about that

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Speaker 1: this is your job. If you refuse to check the closet,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to stop paying rent because you're breaking the

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Speaker 1: landlord tenant agreement. What Yeah, you heard me, I won't

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Speaker 1: pay it. So let me get this straight. You're not

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Speaker 1: going to pay rent, and because I won't come and

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Speaker 1: check out the monster in your closet exactly. Looking at

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Speaker 1: the agreement we have right here, it says you are

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Speaker 1: available to help out in the apartment if something goes wrong.

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Speaker 1: I would think a monster in the closet would be

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Speaker 1: something wrong. Dude, this is so stupid. Fine, fine, I'll

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Speaker 1: come your place. I'll open up your closet door for

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Speaker 1: you and tell you there's no monster because there are

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Speaker 1: no monsters. Awesome, Thank you, thank you. When can I

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Speaker 1: expect you. I'll be over in the next hour sometime then,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Thank you. You are a savior. See

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Speaker 1: in a few Yeah. Whatever. Hello, Hey Peter Casey again

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Speaker 1: the guy with the monster. Yeah, I'm getting all my stuff. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll be right over. Yeah, you said you were going

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Speaker 1: to be over. But I do have an update for you.

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Speaker 1: Let me guess you open the closet door and there's

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Speaker 1: no monster in there. No. Actually, I heard some noises

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Speaker 1: in my bedroom. I think there is a werewolf hiding

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Speaker 1: under my bed. Are you for real? You're a Oh,

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Speaker 1: get it together. I am an adult. I'm an adult

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Speaker 1: whose job is not wrangling monsters and werewolves. So if

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Speaker 1: you can hurry up, please, i'd appreciate it. Are you high?

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Speaker 1: Are you freaking high right now? Well, my apartment is

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Speaker 1: on the second floor. Yeah, you think you're funny, dude,

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Speaker 1: you think you're funny. No, yeah, no you're not because

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Speaker 1: jokes on you. I can't quit, dude, I can't quit. Well,

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Speaker 1: you can't quit because of a couple of monsters. There's

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Speaker 1: no monsters. I'm done with this people calling me all

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Speaker 1: hours of the day. But complaint, I can't find my lighter.

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Speaker 1: I can't find my if somebody lost their lighter, whatever, dude,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's all no, no, no, it matters.

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Speaker 1: We need to set up a community watch program right

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Speaker 1: now and find that lighter. Don't you think you're insane?

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Speaker 1: If you talk to my boss, tell him my quit. Well,

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Speaker 1: I can't tell them that because they actually set you

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Speaker 1: up for a prank phone call. What. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the morning doing

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Speaker 1: a phone tap on you. Your boss, Sophia set you up.

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Speaker 1: What that's a joke? Are you thinking me? No? She

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Speaker 1: says that you get a lot of absurd calls from

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Speaker 1: people in the apartment. You get so made. She said

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Speaker 1: you were on your last straw. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know what's done. I didn't know you're gonna quit, though.

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to tell her you quit? Still? No? No,

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Speaker 1: no no, I've never had any call like that though.

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Speaker 1: Monsters in the ploset. It's a real problem. It's a

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Speaker 1: real problem, and you need to be on the lookout

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Speaker 1: for it. Wake up every morning with jubil phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties how point five