1 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:11,400 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load till 2 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 1: Michael darry Show is on the air. 3 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:17,480 Speaker 2: Listen, I, ladies and gentlemen, our fugit. Then that's been 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 2: on the road for ninety minutes average splits feed over 5 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 2: uneven ground baring injuries four miles an hour. That gives 6 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 2: us radius up six miles. What I want out of 7 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,600 Speaker 2: each and every one of you is a hard target 8 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 2: search of every gas station, residents, warehouse, farmhouse, hen house, 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,520 Speaker 2: out house, and doghouse in that area. 10 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:47,879 Speaker 3: There is no felony in the Texas penal code for 11 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 3: what he says, So respectfully, he's making up some okay, 12 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 3: he's trying to get sound bites, and he has no 13 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 3: legal mechanism. And if he did, subpoenas from Tech is 14 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,320 Speaker 3: no work in New York. So he gonna come get us. 15 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:05,840 Speaker 3: How subpoena's in Texas don't work at Chicago. He's gonna 16 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,320 Speaker 3: come get us. 17 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 4: How should the FBI get involved, Well, they may have to, 18 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,280 Speaker 4: they may have to. 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,920 Speaker 5: No, I know they want him back, not only the 20 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 5: attorney general, the governor wants him back. 21 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 3: If you look, man, the governor of Texas is demanding 22 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:20,040 Speaker 3: they come back. 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,240 Speaker 6: So a lot of people are demanding they come back. 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 3: So let me be clear. He's putting up smoking mirrors, 25 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 3: and I'm hopeful that the media doesn't follow that. 26 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 4: If you look at the map right, you have some exceptions, 27 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 4: like Illinois, there's blatant democratic jerrymandering, but most of the 28 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:42,920 Speaker 4: worst offenders when it comes to jerrymandering are Republican states. 29 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:49,400 Speaker 5: Well noted with a mighty clash as the Sun. 30 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:54,160 Speaker 7: And the first one set in the second and there. 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 6: On the run, on the. 32 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: Run, jail and sail a simon for suching everyone all the. 33 00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 6: Bad run, run bad the run, bad run. 34 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:31,360 Speaker 8: I'm not worried about Governor Abbott's threats of going to 35 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 8: jail or a five hundred dollars a day fine because 36 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 8: we're standing on the right side of history, making our 37 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 8: own good trouble to fight to preserve and protect our 38 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,239 Speaker 8: democracy and then integration happening. 39 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,880 Speaker 3: Everybody thought they accept this, They don't accept us. They 40 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:47,200 Speaker 3: are showing us who they are. We should believe in 41 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:50,000 Speaker 3: and we better have the course to stand up, otherwise 42 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,359 Speaker 3: we will fall for anything, and in this country we 43 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 3: will be defeated, deported, I mean, we will lose all 44 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:58,760 Speaker 3: of our rights. And if you think it can't happen, 45 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,040 Speaker 3: it can, and I will get this to the Holocaust. 46 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 3: People are like, well, how did the Holocaust happen? How 47 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 3: is somebody in a position to kill all their people? Well, 48 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:07,720 Speaker 3: good people remain. 49 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 9: Silent and I'm sorry, but instead we are not only 50 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 9: going to punch you back, but we are going to 51 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 9: knock you out. So I fully anticipate that we are 52 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 9: going to say control of the United States House, because 53 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,800 Speaker 9: that is what the American people want, and that is 54 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 9: why Donald Trump and his regime is so afraid. 55 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:29,280 Speaker 5: The Democrat Party is self destructing. I mean, when you 56 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:33,520 Speaker 5: have low IQ people like Crockett, I wonder if she's 57 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:37,000 Speaker 5: in a relation to ship to the late great Davy Crockett, 58 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 5: who is a great, great gentleman. I wonder if she's 59 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 5: got any relationship to Davy Crockett, the great old Davy Crockett. 60 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 5: But you have this woman Crockett, she's a very low 61 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,840 Speaker 5: IQ person. Somebody said the other day she's one of 62 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 5: the leaders of the party. 63 00:03:50,960 --> 00:04:17,040 Speaker 7: I think you got to be getting. 64 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:20,400 Speaker 1: Ever, it was revealed yesterday that President Trump's tariffs have 65 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: not harmed the economy quite the opposite. A whopping eighty 66 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: two percent of S and P five hundred companies beat 67 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 1: their quarterly earnings estimates, the highest rate in four years. 68 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:43,000 Speaker 1: The interesting thing is that to beat your earnings does 69 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: not mean you've had your best year ever. It simply 70 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: beats what the estimate was for what you would earn 71 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: this quarter. I used to say that George W. Bush 72 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: was the King of low expectations because the best thing 73 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: that ever happened to him is that people had such 74 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:10,919 Speaker 1: low expectations when Vanderbilt beat number one Alabama last year. 75 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: There are teams that have beat Alabama over the years, 76 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: not many, but it was the expectation of a twenty 77 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: three point loss. That was the spread that it would 78 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:26,000 Speaker 1: be twenty four points or more by which Alabama would win. 79 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: So Vanderbilt didn't just beat Alabama, they beat the low 80 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:39,240 Speaker 1: expectations like a drum. Despite, as one piece wrote, President 81 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:43,359 Speaker 1: Trump's tariffs, A whopping eighty two percent of S and 82 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,800 Speaker 1: P five hundred companies beat their quarterly earnings estimates, the 83 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:54,120 Speaker 1: highest rate in four years. The first ever Houston, Texas 84 00:05:54,320 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: Most Wanted list has been released. Let's see one for five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 85 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,440 Speaker 1: There are, unsurprisingly ten people on it. Oddly enough, there's 86 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 1: nobody white. Where are all the white people? At most interesting? 87 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,120 Speaker 1: Wonder why that is? The FBI unveiled the first ever 88 00:06:20,160 --> 00:06:25,719 Speaker 1: Houston Most Wanted list and one fugitive was arrested hours later. Well, 89 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:32,720 Speaker 1: we've got fugitives who have fled Texas and ended up 90 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:39,640 Speaker 1: in Illinois, and they should be hunted down, they should 91 00:06:39,680 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: be brought back. But in the meantime you would at 92 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:48,880 Speaker 1: least expect that be punished. Right, they're still getting paid. 93 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: Speaker Burrows, despite the tough talk, has not even removed 94 00:06:56,160 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 1: them from their committee co chairmanship vice chairmanships. These are 95 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:09,320 Speaker 1: plush positions. They get extra pay, fancy offices, extra staffing. 96 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:19,240 Speaker 1: Speaker Boroughs was elected by Democrats, not Republicans, and by 97 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: the way, he could have kept them in session. He didn't. 98 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Speaker 1: He released them last week to reconvene, which is why 99 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: they fled. He is the one who did that. Look 100 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,640 Speaker 1: at all these Democrats, you're mad at co chairman of 101 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:47,800 Speaker 1: the Criminal Justice Committee. He made them co chairmen of committees. 102 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,600 Speaker 1: You worked so hard to get a Republican majority so 103 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 1: that Texas could do what Florida's doing, so that Texas 104 00:07:56,000 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: could do what Trump is doing, but they're not. They're not. 105 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: And Greg Abbott's deal was give him something he can 106 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:10,000 Speaker 1: call school vouchers. They're not vouchers. It's not a real voucher, 107 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: but it's just a taxi increase in extra money to 108 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,760 Speaker 1: be spent. And he would get Trump to endorse all 109 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 1: of them, and he did a lot of those people 110 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: that are on the run right now, a lot of 111 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: I'm Gila Chelae. The Michael Arry Show, you really adopted 112 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:35,760 Speaker 1: the doc. I was boughting like everybody else. I don't 113 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 1: watch the w NBA. The only time it's in the 114 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:44,319 Speaker 1: news or was in the news was this white woman, 115 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark, the larry Bird of the league. She's something special, 116 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,800 Speaker 1: but they're banging her up the way the Pistons did 117 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,280 Speaker 1: Michael Jordan when he really hit his stride in the 118 00:08:55,360 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: late eighties, knocking her around. It's ugly, it's nasty saying 119 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:05,800 Speaker 1: racial stuff because all the fat black lesbians are mad. 120 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 1: This white woman has come in and made the league 121 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,760 Speaker 1: more popular, and they don't understand it's good for them 122 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: as well. That's not how they look at it. People 123 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:16,640 Speaker 1: that need a lot of attention and need to be 124 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:19,600 Speaker 1: the king of the hill can't stand someone else sharing it. 125 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:27,800 Speaker 1: A little history because the word dildo does not generally 126 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: make its way onto our show, so you need to 127 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: understand where this comes from. Apparently, there was once a 128 00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:42,720 Speaker 1: term used in boats for a pin that would be 129 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:45,200 Speaker 1: used you would put an item through it and connect 130 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:51,160 Speaker 1: things and hold things in place. It was called a 131 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 1: dole pole thho l e or a dole pole or 132 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:03,439 Speaker 1: a dole pin, from which, over the years the different 133 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,880 Speaker 1: accents it came to be known as a dill do. 134 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: The term was first used in the late fifteen hundreds, 135 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:16,240 Speaker 1: with the Oxford English Dictionary citing a fifteen ninety usage 136 00:10:16,559 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: by Robert Green for a dill dough, which was a 137 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:29,040 Speaker 1: phallus shaped cylindrical object. It would later be used in reference, 138 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: I'm told to sex toys and even test tubes. There 139 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:41,520 Speaker 1: is an island off the coast of present day Island 140 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:46,320 Speaker 1: off the coast of Newfoundland that in seventeen eleven was 141 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 1: for some reason named dil dough, and nobody can even 142 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:55,439 Speaker 1: figure out why on Earth it was used as such. 143 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:59,479 Speaker 1: It is described as having been used for various cylindrical 144 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:05,679 Speaker 1: objects throughout history, including but not exclusively, a sex toy. 145 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:10,000 Speaker 1: It has also been used for a test tube reference, 146 00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: a dildo glass of a certain shape, and as an 147 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:24,560 Speaker 1: insult to refer to someone apparently as a dildo. This 148 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: has all come into the news because green dildos have 149 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:35,240 Speaker 1: been thrown onto the court in the w NBA and 150 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: the WNBA will allow Caitlin Clark to be knocked around, 151 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,480 Speaker 1: cussed around, you name it, but they will not stand 152 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,880 Speaker 1: for a green cylindrical object to be thrown onto the court. 153 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:52,079 Speaker 1: They won't have it. Hence, an eighteen year old Arizona 154 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,040 Speaker 1: man has been arrested for trying to throw this is 155 00:11:56,160 --> 00:12:00,640 Speaker 1: attempted dildo throwing, not even accomplished the act at an 156 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,120 Speaker 1: WNBA game, it did not make it to the court, 157 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,720 Speaker 1: instead hitting a man and his niece. 158 00:12:07,679 --> 00:12:11,360 Speaker 10: Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw 159 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,520 Speaker 10: a green sex toy onto the court, but it did 160 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 10: not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year 161 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:20,440 Speaker 10: old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez told 162 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 10: police he purchased the sex toy the night before after 163 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:29,040 Speaker 10: seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from 164 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 10: Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice of 165 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:35,200 Speaker 10: the Mercury and He appeared today on Fox ten Talks. 166 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 11: I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop, 167 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,680 Speaker 11: you know, First and foremost, I think that's. 168 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 12: It's really inappropriate. 169 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,880 Speaker 11: It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people. 170 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:55,760 Speaker 1: In Inappropriate has become one of those words that to me, 171 00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:00,440 Speaker 1: you know, some people don't like the word moist, propriate 172 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,880 Speaker 1: has been one of those words that has come to 173 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:11,080 Speaker 1: really really arouse my irritation. Inappropriate is what women say 174 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: for things they don't like. Inappropriate, as if there is 175 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:20,839 Speaker 1: some book of good manners, there is a behavior in 176 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 1: which you can conduct yourself. And if they don't like it, 177 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: it's inappropriate. What a stupid word, What a stupid use 178 00:13:29,880 --> 00:13:34,400 Speaker 1: of the word. Rewind and listen, it's inappropriate. Oh is 179 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:38,840 Speaker 1: that your role on the broadcast? Are you the color commentator? 180 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:43,679 Speaker 1: Are you the person on the broadcast the girl who 181 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: really never has anything to say but ever so often 182 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:52,600 Speaker 1: offers a female perspective. Oh, that's clever programming. Yeah, so 183 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,320 Speaker 1: we don't really know. They've been giggling before the segment starts. 184 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,000 Speaker 1: Just by the way the Fellas and probably hard too, 185 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: But they've been gigging before the segment. We don't really 186 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 1: know what is happening here. For some reason, they are 187 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:13,160 Speaker 1: throwing forgive me green dildos onto the court, and uh, 188 00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: it's really dangerous. It's it's uh, it's uh, you know, 189 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,040 Speaker 1: of all the things you can throw, green dildos are 190 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,040 Speaker 1: really really dangerous. 191 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 13: It's not something appropriate, it's didn't appropriate. 192 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,480 Speaker 1: Okay, Suzy, Okay, your party's done. Now go back to 193 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,200 Speaker 1: surfing the internet. I saw another internet story. It was 194 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 1: very interesting. Y'all want to hear that one too. Are 195 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:45,080 Speaker 1: we doing a morning zoo here? Updated for Top forty 196 00:14:45,160 --> 00:14:49,600 Speaker 1: hit Top forty Radio. You gotta have the the bimbo 197 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: girl who has nothing useful to say about anything except 198 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,600 Speaker 1: for well, you know, as a girl. 199 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 13: I think what he should have done is hey should 200 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:02,240 Speaker 13: have apologized and brought her row says that's inappropriate. 201 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: Good grief. All right, we're building a cast here. We 202 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: got the one dude, he's kind of funny. Got the 203 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,400 Speaker 1: other guy, he's been around for thirty years. It's all 204 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,720 Speaker 1: we got in the budget. We got about thirty grand left. 205 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: Y'all want to add a you want to add a 206 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:23,640 Speaker 1: digital director. We gotta have web hits. Yeah, let's have 207 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:27,120 Speaker 1: a web girl, but let's have her, ever so often 208 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 1: pipe up and offer a female's perspective, it's inappropriate. Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, 209 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 1: it's it's inappropriate. Yes, it's it's it's inappropriate. 210 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 13: Oh okay, Well, well we thought he was okay to 211 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 13: throw green dildos on the court in the middle of 212 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 13: the WNBA game. 213 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:53,080 Speaker 1: Glad we cleared that up. Lukewig van Toronto, I assume 214 00:15:53,200 --> 00:16:01,840 Speaker 1: that's his norm to Plume runs a newsletter and a podcast, 215 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 1: and on the site it is headlined get Smarter on 216 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: Arts and culture. Should you choose to sign up, it's 217 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:22,400 Speaker 1: Ludwig like Ludwig on Beethoven, or just Ludwig Beethoven Ludwig 218 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:30,720 Speaker 1: van Va n Toronto like the city. It sends out 219 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:36,760 Speaker 1: a weekly email about classical music and opera that he 220 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 1: describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable. Is a 221 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:48,400 Speaker 1: free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty thousand readers, 222 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:53,880 Speaker 1: and he delves deep into wordplay, the history of words 223 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:59,240 Speaker 1: and how they were used. I note that nildo has 224 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:04,120 Speaker 1: been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music, 225 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:09,479 Speaker 1: and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe 226 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,399 Speaker 1: that the island off the coast of Newfoundland so named 227 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:19,040 Speaker 1: Dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not 228 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:23,440 Speaker 1: a stretch. If you know any sailors, when they're not cussing, 229 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:29,159 Speaker 1: they're also telling jokes. The term dildo first appeared in 230 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:36,000 Speaker 1: a sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of 231 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time 232 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: in a poem, not the first time it's ever used, 233 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:45,000 Speaker 1: because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to 234 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:49,720 Speaker 1: Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's 235 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:54,280 Speaker 1: Complaint for want of a Dildo, also used the term. 236 00:17:54,640 --> 00:18:00,920 Speaker 1: According to Ludwig van Toronto, composers like Orlando de Lasso 237 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:07,200 Speaker 1: incorporated subjectively suggestive lyrics in some of their works, including 238 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:11,680 Speaker 1: said term. One theory, as we noted, suggests the term 239 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,879 Speaker 1: may have been originated from a phallus shaped peg used 240 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:21,760 Speaker 1: on small robots, and the term itself is also by 241 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,880 Speaker 1: some believed to have made its way into English from 242 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:34,639 Speaker 1: the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. And if you don't 243 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,800 Speaker 1: see how you can get from diletto to dildo, how 244 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,439 Speaker 1: on earth do you think that bum Phillips was named 245 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: bum because his big sister couldn't say bubba, which is 246 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:56,199 Speaker 1: itself a bastardization of brother. And every Bubba we know 247 00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 1: from golfers to your brother, name named Bubba is so 248 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:05,200 Speaker 1: named because we just take words and can't say it right, 249 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:08,160 Speaker 1: and that's what sticks. So back to the story, an 250 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:14,200 Speaker 1: eighteen year old Arizona man was inappropriate and therefore arrested, 251 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 1: break into the country. Not going to be arrested, commit 252 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,320 Speaker 1: a number of crimes in Harris County or the other 253 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 1: major counties of the country that George Soros funds, It 254 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,760 Speaker 1: won't be arrested. But you dare try to throw a 255 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:36,200 Speaker 1: green dildo onto the court at an NBA game WNBA game. 256 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,120 Speaker 1: Oh no, that's the sort of thing up with which 257 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:41,760 Speaker 1: we will. 258 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 10: Not put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted 259 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:49,080 Speaker 10: to throw a green sex toy onto the court, but 260 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:51,000 Speaker 10: it did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a 261 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:54,160 Speaker 10: nine year old girl and her uncle attending the game. 262 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 10: Lopez told police he purchased the sex toy the night 263 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:03,199 Speaker 10: before after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we 264 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:06,360 Speaker 10: heard from Braden Bell he is the play by play 265 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,880 Speaker 10: voice of the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten. 266 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:14,200 Speaker 11: Talks, I don't know what's going on and needs to stop. 267 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 1: Oh hold on, see I can appreciate that first, he's befuddled. 268 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 1: This is how I felt after nine to eleven. I 269 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,919 Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. I mean, it's just madness. 270 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:32,240 Speaker 1: How on earth could this be happening? The league that 271 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,400 Speaker 1: has become such a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried 272 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,320 Speaker 1: to watch a clip? Just go watch the sports Holah 273 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,920 Speaker 1: Angel Reese was going in for she's one of the stars. 274 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 1: She's also one of the races. She's going in for 275 00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: a layup. She ends up too far under the goal 276 00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:53,320 Speaker 1: and throws the ball up like some old man playing 277 00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:57,719 Speaker 1: with his grandkids and hits the underside of the backboard. 278 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:03,560 Speaker 1: Not even the goal air balls of plenty, but the 279 00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,600 Speaker 1: voice of the team. If you're the voice of the team, 280 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:08,000 Speaker 1: not allowed to have an opinion. You're just a corporate shell. 281 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: The voice of the team, he says, I don't know 282 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:14,720 Speaker 1: what's going on. This has really got him. I mean, 283 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:17,400 Speaker 1: this is sort of what are we gonna do? This 284 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:21,040 Speaker 1: is the kind of existential crisis that takes down civilizations. 285 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:27,520 Speaker 1: All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too 286 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,439 Speaker 1: will he. And that's why he follows it up in 287 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,480 Speaker 1: case you were not sure his position on it. It 288 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:38,640 Speaker 1: needs to stop. You eighteen year old boys out there 289 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 1: buying dildos to go to the game, throw them onto 290 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:46,840 Speaker 1: the court, film yourself doing it, and be a viral 291 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:52,280 Speaker 1: sensation with all your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll 292 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,399 Speaker 1: not have this. We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon. 293 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 1: We need to get this in. And they have asked 294 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: the voice of the team, no less than the voice 295 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: of the team. How does that work out? I'll tell you. 296 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 1: The news director said, Hey, the big story out there 297 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: is that Polymarket, the betting site says that there are 298 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:18,960 Speaker 1: more people. They've called it the dildo Dailies. Polymarket is 299 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:24,600 Speaker 1: allowing users to wager on which day a dildo will 300 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,440 Speaker 1: be thrown onto the court during a w NBA game. 301 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,159 Speaker 1: More than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in 302 00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:38,320 Speaker 1: just a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money 303 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:44,200 Speaker 1: being wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point 304 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,920 Speaker 1: that nobody cares who wins the silly game they're much 305 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: more interested in what day adildo will be thrown. Thursday 306 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:58,400 Speaker 1: August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo 307 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 1: will be thrown. Friday a thirty four percent chance, But 308 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 1: Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back 309 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,200 Speaker 1: up to thirty five, Monday it drops to fourteen, and 310 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,520 Speaker 1: Tuesday to fourteen. I think what they're thinking there is 311 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,920 Speaker 1: the market that is, because this is an established betting market, 312 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:23,160 Speaker 1: is that the league is going to get real serious 313 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 1: and figure out how to stop people. So there's only 314 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,480 Speaker 1: a one in seven chance as of next week that 315 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,400 Speaker 1: it'll happen on any given day. There might be fewer games, 316 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,280 Speaker 1: but there's a one in three chance, better than a 317 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:39,199 Speaker 1: one in three chance on Friday or Sunday, Saturday it 318 00:23:39,359 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: drops down. It's about as accurate as the weather report, 319 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,199 Speaker 1: but a whole lot more fun to listen to. All Right, 320 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,600 Speaker 1: here's the story. They they've Hey, listen here, look we've 321 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:49,560 Speaker 1: got it. We've got to get this is a serious story. 322 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,480 Speaker 1: People are interested. We got Let's get the who can 323 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,160 Speaker 1: we get that you can talk about day? Let's get 324 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:57,160 Speaker 1: the play by play announcer for the team. 325 00:23:57,560 --> 00:24:01,679 Speaker 11: I don't know what's going on to stop, you know, 326 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,440 Speaker 11: first and foremost. I think that's that's. 327 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 12: It's really inappropriate. 328 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:09,000 Speaker 11: It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people 329 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,399 Speaker 11: in danger. 330 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to, she says it. I remember the 331 00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 1: character on Saturday Night Loud after said tight things. It 332 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,159 Speaker 1: would have hang out really proudly. You can just imagine 333 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,880 Speaker 1: her mouth hanging Out's really appropriated. 334 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,280 Speaker 6: Lifeless eyes, black eyes like a dollar. 335 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:37,439 Speaker 1: Rodney Crowell, the Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. How 336 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:44,600 Speaker 1: about that? The grandson of the church choir leader made it? 337 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: And boy did he ever make it. Discovered in nineteen 338 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:54,639 Speaker 1: seventy two after moving to Nashville by Jerry Reid. He 339 00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:01,520 Speaker 1: would later meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. Emmy Lou Harris. 340 00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:09,000 Speaker 1: Emmy Lou Harris, you don't think Emmilu Harris is fine. 341 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:14,800 Speaker 1: Womhen he's ninety years old, she's still fine. Emmilu Harris 342 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,360 Speaker 1: kind of had this easy top thing going. You look 343 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 1: sixty at twenty. By the time you're sixty, people were like, man, 344 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:27,439 Speaker 1: you look good. Huh No, she didn't have a beard, 345 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,720 Speaker 1: unless are you saying, Rodney Crawle, No, No, no, no, no, 346 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,480 Speaker 1: that's not Rodney Crowell turns seventy five today. He once 347 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 1: did an entire evening show with us from five to seven. Yes, yes, 348 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,639 Speaker 1: that was a good time. That was a good time. 349 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:48,120 Speaker 1: We are talking about the inappropriate action that has been 350 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:56,480 Speaker 1: taken by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young 351 00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 1: men at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity of 352 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:11,360 Speaker 1: the game throwing green dildos on the court. And it's 353 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,439 Speaker 1: very upsetting because nobody can figure out how they've chosen green? 354 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:24,800 Speaker 1: Why the green? I don't know. Somewhat unrelated. I had 355 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 1: a baker email me with a little tidbit of information. 356 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:36,000 Speaker 1: Do you know the most important ingredient in deal? Bred 357 00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 1: Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate, 358 00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: very inappropriate young man. 359 00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 10: Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw 360 00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,600 Speaker 10: a green sex toy onto the court, but it did 361 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 10: not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year 362 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:00,560 Speaker 10: old girl and her uncle attending the game has told 363 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 10: police he purchased the sex toy the night before after 364 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 10: seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from 365 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 10: Braden Bell, he is the play by play voice of 366 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,320 Speaker 10: the Mercury, and he appeared today on Fox ten talks. 367 00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 11: I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop, 368 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 11: you know, first and foremost. I think that's that's. 369 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,640 Speaker 12: Uh, it's really inappropriate. 370 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 11: It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people 371 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,359 Speaker 11: in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that 372 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:32,600 Speaker 11: or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting 373 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,200 Speaker 11: their jumping and exactly right. 374 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,400 Speaker 12: And very and very unhygienic. 375 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,040 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm glad she's part of the show. I'm glad 376 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,320 Speaker 1: they brought the digital director in to offer female commentary. 377 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:55,000 Speaker 1: All right, got to be cheers. They're throwing green dildo's 378 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: onto the court. We we we think that's not a 379 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:05,000 Speaker 1: good It's not appropriate, yes, yes it is, and dangerous. 380 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:09,679 Speaker 13: Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous. 381 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,040 Speaker 1: And that's really all we have to say. We would 382 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 1: like to express our discontent at said action being undertaken 383 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:24,320 Speaker 1: at the esteemed w NBA game. Some people just don't 384 00:28:24,359 --> 00:28:27,439 Speaker 1: know how to conduct themselves in high culture. This was 385 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,879 Speaker 1: a w NBA game, and for some reason they thought 386 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:37,000 Speaker 1: it would be funny or something to throw a green 387 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 1: dildo onto the court and also not hygienic. It's not hygienic. 388 00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: It's not you know what, good good point, Susie, Glad 389 00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 1: you're here, check the web hits. Glad you're here to 390 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:59,080 Speaker 1: offer that it's inappropriate and dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I 391 00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:02,080 Speaker 1: don't want to get too deep into this story because 392 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're 393 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:13,720 Speaker 1: gonna belabor. Okay, but why exactly is it unhygienic unless 394 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:18,080 Speaker 1: you've the young man said that he stopped at a 395 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:23,959 Speaker 1: sex store the day before the game in preparation. Now, 396 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: let me ask you something. I realize that doing things 397 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,880 Speaker 1: that make us laugh, that we get a kick out 398 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: of that are fun pranks and jokes and gags and 399 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 1: the like. I realize that there are certain people without 400 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 1: a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive. 401 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,920 Speaker 1: And most of those are men who dress as women 402 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: and become the Health and Human Services director under the 403 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,920 Speaker 1: Biden administration. Most of those are angry white, liberal, skold 404 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 1: women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen. 405 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,440 Speaker 1: Most those are angry white women with a long chin 406 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:07,040 Speaker 1: hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you not 407 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,400 Speaker 1: see it? Do you not know what's going on there. 408 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,840 Speaker 1: Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having 409 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:18,080 Speaker 1: a graduation. P oh, hold on, hold on just a second. Well, 410 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: can you give me some music? I printed this the 411 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: wrong way and it didn't get the whole deal on here. Well, 412 00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,200 Speaker 1: the way it's printed, so you're supposed to use the box, 413 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,600 Speaker 1: it says printer, But if I just print using the 414 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: control p or whatever. Anyway, he was in Russia and 415 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 1: they well, the point is the word dildo has a 416 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: different meaning in Russia, or the word dildo is an 417 00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,200 Speaker 1: appropriate term in Russia. And he thought they were playing 418 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,239 Speaker 1: a print on him, and they weren't. That's really all 419 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: I have on that, because I wanted to go back 420 00:31:02,560 --> 00:31:07,120 Speaker 1: to that. It felt like something. They've charged our dildo 421 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:17,600 Speaker 1: thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency, indecent exposure, and criminal trespass. 422 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,320 Speaker 1: They're really throwing the book at this fellow. And you 423 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: know the worst part. He threw the dildo, intending on 424 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:33,360 Speaker 1: it going onto the court, and instead he hit a 425 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,760 Speaker 1: dude who was with his niece. He throws like a girl. 426 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,440 Speaker 1: Of course, he's at a w NBA game, of course 427 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:46,000 Speaker 1: he is, My goodness, alive, and that has led our team, 428 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:56,000 Speaker 1: who frankly on occasion are inappropriate and unhygienic and danger 429 00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: to start pulling together their favorite news bloopers and viral stories. 430 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,440 Speaker 1: Do you remember the time CNN was doing a story 431 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:09,120 Speaker 1: on animals that have gone extinct? And this happened. 432 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,120 Speaker 4: Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been 433 00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,840 Speaker 4: part of the natural history of the world for. 434 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 13: Millennia, and man made extinctions have even happened before. I 435 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:26,160 Speaker 13: guess we hunted the dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather. 436 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,600 Speaker 4: Forgive me, I'm having trouble with my words that are 437 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:29,520 Speaker 4: the Dodo into extinction. 438 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:41,880 Speaker 1: I'm that old boy might have had some experience Unhygienny