WEBVTT - Ep 249: He’s Zyn Trouble

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to This is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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<v Speaker 1>show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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<v Speaker 1>bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today.

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<v Speaker 2>This is important.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll bite me, He'll like grab my nuts, he might

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<v Speaker 3>try to eat my asshole, like he's a lunatic.

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<v Speaker 2>The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow you, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>hear it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, all right, well, I used to just look

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<v Speaker 4>at atlases.

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<v Speaker 5>Buckle up, oyeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Change is Champagne ship, every damn thing. I want it all?

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<v Speaker 4>What is that? What is that from? I want to

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<v Speaker 4>say it is orange. I want to say it's the Warren.

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<v Speaker 6>I want it all, follow up All All.

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<v Speaker 4>The Regulator album is. If I'm incorrect, I don't. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't think you're right. I think it's more it's like

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<v Speaker 4>Silk the Shocker or some ship.

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<v Speaker 6>I want it All. No, no, no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't really sound like Warren G.

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<v Speaker 4>I really think it's warrang G. It doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 4>a Warren G's song to me. I Want It All

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<v Speaker 4>might be Skilo. It might be Skilo, dude. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how that it's so weird when a song just

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<v Speaker 4>will like.

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<v Speaker 6>You know what I mean, It'll just like.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get some clarifications?

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<v Speaker 6>You know how a song was gag? You know, it'll

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<v Speaker 6>just pour out of you. And you don't even know

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<v Speaker 6>where these lyrics are coming from. Oh I said it said.

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<v Speaker 6>We were finishing up with Anna.

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<v Speaker 3>She's telling us about all the sponsors and YadA YadA,

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'm like, hey, man, I want it all

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<v Speaker 3>brand new, cause diamond rings, gold change, the champagne shit,

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<v Speaker 3>every damn And you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know what, in a matter of fact, it is definitely

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<v Speaker 4>in all.

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<v Speaker 2>So I gotta wake up.

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<v Speaker 4>And I got.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that wrapping mac ten? Or that was a mac

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<v Speaker 2>ten versus Adam was doing that right?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, look it's dazz dyllinger, it's warrangey, it's corrupt, and

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<v Speaker 4>I do believe that was the voice.

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<v Speaker 6>Of mac ten.

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<v Speaker 4>That sounded like mac ten to me. Okay, it's a

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<v Speaker 4>whole West coast.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what a way to start a song.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, And I skipped it.

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<v Speaker 5>And that's not.

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<v Speaker 4>A new board drop. That is not a new board

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<v Speaker 4>drop by I wish. I think I'm not a I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not I'm not supporting, but that is a hell of

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<v Speaker 4>a way to introduce it's not that's a dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, And I'm glad I skipped ahead when Twitter

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<v Speaker 2>came out. I remember being like, can you remember came out?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you retweet a tweet that has the animal in it?

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<v Speaker 6>If you look at you? I think you could do

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<v Speaker 6>whatever you want, whether the.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Adam, thank you Adam?

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<v Speaker 6>Think you can?

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<v Speaker 2>But should you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah? Okay, should you need a question? Should?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot? Adam's the bad boy of race relations, and

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<v Speaker 2>you can, like, you do what you want?

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<v Speaker 6>What you can. I'm just saying it might you know,

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<v Speaker 6>that might blow back on you.

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<v Speaker 2>That might not be a good So I guess that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm I'm getting after him.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, Well, how much black would you have gotten?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Blow back after blow back after how.

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<v Speaker 6>Much blowback would you have?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember asking our founding father, Walt Newman, who discovered us,

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<v Speaker 2>plucked us from obscurity, and I go, can.

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<v Speaker 5>We do this?

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<v Speaker 2>And he's like yeah, what And I go all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Green and he was like, are you asking me because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm black? And You're like what, no? Yes, no blow back?

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<v Speaker 2>What was that for?

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder?

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<v Speaker 3>I wonder if our black friends are annoyed when you

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<v Speaker 3>asked them very special if it questions only because they're black.

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<v Speaker 6>I wonder if they're like.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, yeah, as if they had the like be

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<v Speaker 2>the spokesperson, like.

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<v Speaker 3>The voice of their entire race. I bet I bet

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<v Speaker 3>it does. It's a little a little annoying, But you

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<v Speaker 3>know what, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Love explaining white people. It's it's so easy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it happens to me about like Czechoslovakian.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I get approached about like Czechoslovakian culture. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 6>Why because you are not Checklesslovakia at.

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<v Speaker 4>All, sweetheart?

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<v Speaker 3>I am.

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<v Speaker 4>My roots are in Czechoslovakia.

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<v Speaker 3>And you know that is that is that where that

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<v Speaker 3>fucking crow magnum jaw came from?

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<v Speaker 6>Checklesslovakia?

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<v Speaker 2>Kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>You kidd in me, brother, Where do you think this is?

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think this jaw is? If not Czechoslovak, I.

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<v Speaker 6>Think that is cave cave man. Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that you said that, and I put it together

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<v Speaker 3>with the chin, it all makes.

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<v Speaker 4>It now che chin check baby, you bet check yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I would argue that it's it's it is chin, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's also just a lot of jaw, Like it's not

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<v Speaker 2>like you have a chin that is like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not one of these Wait, what's the difference between

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<v Speaker 4>chin and jaw? Jaws all the way up?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah? What do you think the difference between a

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<v Speaker 2>chin and a jaw is?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So you're saying like a chin is like jay leno,

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<v Speaker 4>how everything forms right at the peak chin, and you're

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<v Speaker 4>saying that I have I I go on the jaw up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I think you have, Like, uh yeah, if you want

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<v Speaker 4>to use technical terms, all the way up is a

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<v Speaker 4>great way to explain your jaw.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm all the way up. I'm all the way up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a I've got a checko Slovakian jaw, not

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<v Speaker 4>so much a chin. Kind of chin do you think

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<v Speaker 4>I have? That's probably Irish chin right there? If I

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<v Speaker 4>got my twenty three and meat, because look do you

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<v Speaker 4>look at I'm kind of hyped. I've got like gross

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<v Speaker 4>zero gray in the beard must be nice a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like when I went to Zach's birthday, Pizza's birthday,

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<v Speaker 4>that's his fortieth, he was like.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, my great friend Zachary Leonardo, he goes by, I

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<v Speaker 3>wish I was Pizza on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 6>Give him a follow.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a great guy. Great, such a great guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Number one, just love Zach. I just like it.

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<v Speaker 4>But he like looked at me, He's like, you don't

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<v Speaker 4>have any gray in your beard. And then at his

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<v Speaker 4>birthday he said that, And then I went home in

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<v Speaker 4>the next year was drunk. I yes, I started to

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<v Speaker 4>see it.

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<v Speaker 6>I started.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like he cursed me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even gonna jump on that one.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like he put it, put it into my

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<v Speaker 4>my skin. M yeah, I doubt it. I think you're

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<v Speaker 4>just the right age too. Started to turning grea.

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<v Speaker 2>So you didn't have one that night and the next

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<v Speaker 2>morning you did?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he did. He gave it to me.

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<v Speaker 6>Mmmm.

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<v Speaker 7>You fucking disaster, my guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Adam, what's happening in your world? Any or anything like

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<v Speaker 2>a basketball show.

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<v Speaker 3>Or something that I did know I went to. I

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<v Speaker 3>did a fun thing in my neighborhood the other night.

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<v Speaker 6>It was so sick.

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<v Speaker 3>It was right down the street at that pizza place

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<v Speaker 3>down the street, Cruisers right and.

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<v Speaker 4>Where Zach's birthday was. What the hell? Where Zach's birthday was?

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<v Speaker 6>In the parking lot.

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<v Speaker 3>They did a throwback like nineties early two thousand's festival

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<v Speaker 3>that it was all, uh.

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<v Speaker 6>What what do you call them? Bands that throwback bands? Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>But what cover cover bands?

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<v Speaker 2>Cover or no, you know what they call them something?

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<v Speaker 2>They call them something besides cover tribute tribute bands. Yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So there was Blink one more time because they are

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<v Speaker 4>saying all Blink one two and then no, duh was

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<v Speaker 4>no doubt, great name. That's a great name. I know

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<v Speaker 4>exactly what you are.

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<v Speaker 6>You didn't like Blink one more time?

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<v Speaker 4>If you said that to me, I would not associate

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<v Speaker 4>that with Blink one eighty two one.

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<v Speaker 6>Get I guess, yeah, but no du is spot on.

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<v Speaker 3>And they were fantastic and the bassist or guitarist maybe

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<v Speaker 3>I think guitarists looked exactly like Isaac.

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<v Speaker 6>It was very fun. Guy Isaac showed up. It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>He was pounding beers like he had never drank before.

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<v Speaker 3>It was good to see he was chasing some demons.

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<v Speaker 3>And then yeah, donn there was a whole other the

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<v Speaker 3>Emo Kids, and they came out and played a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of uh, you know, early two thousands deep cuts, just

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<v Speaker 3>general emo kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that a play on get up kids or what?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know what it was. I think it's there.

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<v Speaker 3>They sang a lot of like I'm just a kid,

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<v Speaker 3>but then they'd do a funny thing where they'd go,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually thirty eight, I'm and I'm only I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>a kid, I'm thirty four. And so it was actually

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<v Speaker 3>better because they didn't only have to sing blink on too,

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<v Speaker 3>because the blink oney two guys, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Were good at Ithamcot. But it's not blink on to sure,

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<v Speaker 2>you know? And what is the I'm just a kid's song?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a simple plan. Oh nice a song? Yeah, feel

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<v Speaker 3>free to blast that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well did you have a Did you have a

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<v Speaker 4>good time? That's all I want? Yeah, well I had

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<v Speaker 4>a great time too. Yeah, the mother in law was

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<v Speaker 4>watching the kid.

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<v Speaker 6>Me and Chloe got to go out the community.

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<v Speaker 4>Mother in law.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the mother in law and uh, well you only one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you're well yeah, yeah, unless you get you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I like when I watched Blake learn something in real time.

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<v Speaker 2>I see it just kind of wash over him as

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<v Speaker 2>he absorbs it and goes and now I know more.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, shut up, man, I'm listening to this song.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll skip ahead.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, can you spend every day on your road?

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<v Speaker 4>And here it goes.

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<v Speaker 7>Nightmare.

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<v Speaker 4>Dang, they didn't start that song like Warren g did.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm just a kid. Life is a nightmare?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on? What the suburban white, suburban white.

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<v Speaker 6>Suburban white it was?

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was so hard when in fact you look back

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<v Speaker 3>and as a suburban white it had it pretty fucking it.

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<v Speaker 3>Why was I screaming that scene at the top of

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<v Speaker 3>my lungs?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, I don't know. Man, Mom, you buy a

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<v Speaker 2>spiral bound notebook. I need looseleave Mom.

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<v Speaker 4>Thee you applied to be the era Crombie fucking guy

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<v Speaker 4>in the doorway and they.

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<v Speaker 6>Said they said no, no, no, No. I knew, I

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<v Speaker 6>knew not to go near that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I knew I was class.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, maybe we got it, we got it. What did

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<v Speaker 6>you call it a Crombie?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I've ever said the word aloud. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you ever wear I could see Dors wearing Abercrombie. Did

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<v Speaker 4>you ever wear Ebercrombie Blake? I did not know.

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<v Speaker 6>I was never.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think I did. I think I might

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<v Speaker 4>have had like a polo at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to ask me, Well, I know.

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<v Speaker 3>That you would have been the guy, but I think

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<v Speaker 3>it was a little after your time.

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<v Speaker 6>That's was my pitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Abercrombie landed full force when I was in high school

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<v Speaker 2>and took over. Yeah, but I was not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's why.

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<v Speaker 6>I okay, and let's unpack this. Wait, we'll be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Shorts were too long, and I didn't like cargo shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't like cargo shorts.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, your grandma bought it, fought.

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<v Speaker 2>It for many, many years. I don't think I fought

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of cargo shorts until I moved to LA.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I gave up. I couldn't find short shorts anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>I just told my son this story the other day.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, you're you.

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<v Speaker 6>You wanted shorts, extra shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted short shorts. They were getting longer and longer,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what the fuck is going on here?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So you didn't rock like dickies, like like dicky

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<v Speaker 4>shorts like we were, you know, because you could definitely

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<v Speaker 4>get shorts that didn't have cargo pockets if you like

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<v Speaker 4>went straight like dickies.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, but dickies are the longest.

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<v Speaker 2>Dickies are the longest shorts of.

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<v Speaker 4>So you wanted short shorts, no pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted no cargo pockets and then they just like

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<v Speaker 2>ceased to exist, and then I bought cargo shorts. Then

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<v Speaker 2>literally six months later, fashion chains short shorts are back,

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<v Speaker 2>and I go, god, damn, it got all these cargo shut.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't it nice when it when fashion loops back around

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<v Speaker 3>to what you like again? And I'm so scared because

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<v Speaker 3>right now, like baggy pants are in, I can finally

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<v Speaker 3>my thighs and ask and finally and as they can

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<v Speaker 3>finally fit into pants and shorts again. But it's starting

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<v Speaker 3>to time back up.

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<v Speaker 6>I know that it is. It's looping back around.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to go full full loose Hollywood pants

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<v Speaker 2>at them?

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<v Speaker 6>I will? Oh God, I want to.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna go like this is just like my math

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<v Speaker 2>teachers growing up had like the big loose.

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<v Speaker 4>Slacks, loose I want to look like d. L.

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<v Speaker 6>Hubley or or Steve Hardy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what I'm saying. Comedy Yeah, call me, said

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<v Speaker 2>my math teachers. It was like the Kings of comedy suits.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was just like, I'm never I'm not, that's

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<v Speaker 2>not for me. Can't Cedric Adam Tayner, Dude, I would

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<v Speaker 2>love that. I would love that, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's what is like fashionable right now, I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let me fucking ride that. And then what's cool is

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<v Speaker 3>we're now at the age where you don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>follow trends, you don't have to go one direction. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I love it, so so now I can finally go okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I can buy twenty pairs of pants.

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<v Speaker 6>Now ride it out to the end of my life.

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<v Speaker 4>No, dude, what are you bro? You guys are celebrities.

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<v Speaker 4>You're still in the public eye. You're on Jimmy Fallon like,

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<v Speaker 4>you need to still approach fashion. You can't just roll

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<v Speaker 4>up in big dog t shirts.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, big wide loose pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Though you Look at dude, look at Adam Sandler. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's been dressed like a fucking elementary school kid his entire.

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<v Speaker 2>Cadoms and that's your fashion. I com right at them.

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<v Speaker 6>He stamped that.

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<v Speaker 4>I love he stamped that. He's he's almost of fashionista

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<v Speaker 4>off of being anti fashion.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so well, then you need to really slop your

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<v Speaker 4>game up, because you're kind of right.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not it's not a sloppy look. It's it's a

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<v Speaker 3>it's a tailored look, you know, but it's who me

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<v Speaker 3>what you I'm doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you rather be like tailored out of fashion or

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<v Speaker 4>like so out of fashion that you're back in fashion.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to not think about fashion in the way

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<v Speaker 4>that I know you do. Every day You're constantly thinking

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<v Speaker 4>about keeping up with the Joneses.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to think about that at all.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to buy tants okay, and then die. You

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<v Speaker 3>see us, live in these twenty pants for the rest

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<v Speaker 3>of my life and never have to go pants shopping,

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<v Speaker 3>never buy another camp pants okay, and then buy them

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<v Speaker 3>in some sizes, maybe go two sizes up from where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at now to have some wiggle room when you

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<v Speaker 3>get a little.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah did your grandparents dress from their best era? Mind

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<v Speaker 2>it for sure?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>My I never saw my grandfather in jeans. He would

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<v Speaker 3>go fishing in slacks.

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<v Speaker 2>In My grandparents were dressed still like it was because

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<v Speaker 2>they had like that was like their top earning years,

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<v Speaker 2>their like most stylish clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, they were still rocking. That is that the ship

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<v Speaker 4>when like they would wear the pants above their belly button.

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<v Speaker 3>Like oh yeah, the whole ninegs bab by the way,

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<v Speaker 3>I would love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Trench coats like Derby hat and I'm like, yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>would love that.

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<v Speaker 3>My grandfather wore slacks, dress shoes and a button up

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<v Speaker 3>every day every.

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<v Speaker 2>Day, right, and you would love it.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm like, that's that's what I would love.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, not that that's not your I want to wear.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to wear some baggy jeans. Yeah, you need

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<v Speaker 3>jankos and a T shirt or or exactly what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>wearing out a T shirt and basketball trucks.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, shorts wearing basketball trunks.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's a baller. I do want to give credit

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<v Speaker 2>to a Tiba Jefferson who's always worn big pants. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>he really waited it out, he didn't. He never want skinny. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone noticed, everyone talked about it. He doesn't know, but

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<v Speaker 2>everyone talked about it behind his back.

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<v Speaker 6>A lot didn't ever wear skinny jeans.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think he ever had a skinny jean era.

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<v Speaker 2>Never have never seen it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, you know, it's hard to skateboard in skinny jeans.

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<v Speaker 2>But they did. That's what they did.

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<v Speaker 6>Wow, they did?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow? Did they?

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<v Speaker 2>And didn't they didn't?

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<v Speaker 4>Didn't they ever? We did we?

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<v Speaker 2>And did you say didn't? Or do you say didn't?

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<v Speaker 4>I It all depends. It depends when you catch me.

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<v Speaker 4>I say didn't. No, I think, I say didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you do didn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? I say you say didn't, which is fine. He

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<v Speaker 4>says didn't didn't, I don't say didn't. Need I say

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<v Speaker 4>didn't so dumb? I say, didn't so dumb? I say

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<v Speaker 4>you're all so dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>Were all?

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<v Speaker 4>I say, Pat, We're not. We're not as dumb as.

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<v Speaker 2>The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow you

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<v Speaker 2>guys are idiots? Like a dum it is.

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<v Speaker 4>It is a little bit like, wow, how did they

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<v Speaker 4>create a television show?

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<v Speaker 6>How are they good at what they do? When? When

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<v Speaker 6>when you hear them on the fly, sound so dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>Here is what the podcast has opened up to me

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<v Speaker 4>and exposed myself to is that go.

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<v Speaker 2>For I'm gonna go take a show.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't speak well on the fly. But if you

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<v Speaker 4>give me a second to think about it and gather

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<v Speaker 4>my knowledge that I've gathered throughout my life, I can

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<v Speaker 4>form gather.

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<v Speaker 2>One word collected.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a stupid dumba accumulated.

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<v Speaker 3>I can form gather my knowledge that I've another word gather.

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<v Speaker 4>I can form pretty intelligent sentences. After I've gathered everything

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<v Speaker 4>I've learned through rather, I'm not I'm not as dumb

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<v Speaker 4>as you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think this is a slippery This is a trap. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>telling people you're not dumb.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's it's way better. It's way better

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<v Speaker 4>to lean into being dumb. And then when you know

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<v Speaker 4>another word for gather, then people are like, wow, he

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<v Speaker 4>does know a synonym for gathered.

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<v Speaker 2>In my fifties, I'm gonna buckle. I'm gonna you know,

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<v Speaker 2>hunker down and really start learning gathering.

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<v Speaker 4>Gathering.

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<v Speaker 6>So wait, you're only what forty four now forty three almost.

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<v Speaker 2>We're knocking on forty fours this month.

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<v Speaker 6>Knocking on forty four, so you have six years?

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<v Speaker 2>What time is this? When's this drop this episode?

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<v Speaker 6>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that is that close? It's coming up a few weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm accepting gifts.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, here's my thing. Do you guys feel

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<v Speaker 4>like you're getting dumber? I feel like I'm getting dumber.

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<v Speaker 2>You are differently smart.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'll say that for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I think I'm I think my brain is rotty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you are brain rot I'm wiser like about life,

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<v Speaker 2>but I sure I'm getting dumber, Like I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>have room for stuff, especially when you start parenting. You're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my brain starts fartening when I talk to my kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do a fucking complete sense.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, I would say that is right.

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<v Speaker 4>I got some geography questions that threw me for a

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<v Speaker 4>motherfucking loop.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, dude, you thought Ohio was on the west coast.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's that's even, That's just the United States. The

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<v Speaker 4>fact that I fucked that up is really bad. But

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<v Speaker 4>then I got asked like, do other countries have states?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, we're the only ones who have states.

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<v Speaker 4>And then as soon as I go I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't know the answer to that.

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<v Speaker 4>Who else has Mexico has? Mexico has thirty one states?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right great. By the way, not knowing shut up, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>Ohio isn't on the east coast is dumber than knowing

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<v Speaker 2>states in Mexico is way dumber.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I wish I would have known. It's hard.

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<v Speaker 4>It's hard. There's a lot of knowledge in this world.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really hard to gather it all in.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really embarrassing to be like when you get asked

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<v Speaker 2>something by your kid and then you're like, let's google it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they're like, you're an idiot. You just google everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know anything.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to just.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at Atlas well, I feel like I know what

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<v Speaker 3>Sun says that to you, and I would be I

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<v Speaker 3>feel like you're you're your oldest son would really take

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<v Speaker 3>me to task. I think I think he could really

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<v Speaker 3>dress you down and be like you're an idiot and

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<v Speaker 3>you and you could feel that in your soul.

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<v Speaker 2>He used to ask me questions. And now when we

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<v Speaker 2>like drive anywhere, it's just quiet because he's like, you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, there's nothing I can do.

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<v Speaker 7>You lose.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wasting my time.

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<v Speaker 6>If I speak with you, I'm not getting anything for

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<v Speaker 6>you ahead of you.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess I'll fucking talk if I need to know

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<v Speaker 4>about Dobie Gillis or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. Wow, fucking great pol Thanks man. I gathered

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<v Speaker 2>it a while ago. Yeah, but you know what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just quiet. And then when the light turns green,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, you can go now the right and then

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<v Speaker 2>I just like slam on the breaks real quick.

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<v Speaker 4>And Jacket, is there ever a point?

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<v Speaker 3>And Honors has boys, so it's probably different than than Blake,

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<v Speaker 3>But do you ever just want to like just.

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<v Speaker 6>Hit your kids?

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<v Speaker 2>We've been over this because I was hit. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>like the first it's the first instinct. You're like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is when you hit them. This is the moment.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this is when you're just give them a little whack.

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<v Speaker 2>And you're like and you don't have the tools with

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<v Speaker 2>because you can't pull from your uh no, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>pull from like your experience as a kid hearing your

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<v Speaker 2>parents be like, so I'm like inventing ship, you know

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<v Speaker 2>what I mean. I'm like, that's it. When my wife

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<v Speaker 2>sends me like the articles I read like the headline

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<v Speaker 2>and then like the little one underneath them, like, oh

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<v Speaker 2>maybe something from that.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, so what are you trying to what? And the

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<v Speaker 6>articles are like here's why we don't hit our kids

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<v Speaker 6>or what.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I wouldn't read that. I wouldn't read that.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's like here's some alternate alternative different like parenting shit, right,

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<v Speaker 4>you got some like new new Age punishments parenting stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Just you scroll down to the bottom paragraph where they

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<v Speaker 2>go in summary, Yeah, don't hit them, but yeah no,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know you're trying.

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<v Speaker 3>This is when you put it in a chutch ept

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<v Speaker 3>and go summarize this article for me.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you could do that, probably should hit.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just? You just and you hand the phone

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<v Speaker 2>to your kid and you go read that, read that,

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<v Speaker 2>do that, do that? But like, instinctually I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>the like but dad, dad, GPT set my knee. Jerk

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<v Speaker 2>reaction is to knee this little jerk is like yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>definitely physical as opposed to like this is the moment

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<v Speaker 2>you say that one thing that made you kind of

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<v Speaker 2>check yourself as a kid. Yeah, Like like when I

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<v Speaker 2>hear people go.

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<v Speaker 4>You say, hey, oh do you want to be a bitch?

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<v Speaker 4>So like stuff like that, you want to be a bitch? Dude,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you doing that?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I go too late, you are one.

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<v Speaker 6>You are one totcha bitch and I'm not going.

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<v Speaker 2>To let you up until you say sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 2>But like remember when I whenever people would be like

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<v Speaker 2>when your parents say like, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed,

0:23:07.359 --> 0:23:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Like isn't that the worst? I'm like, I'm like, what

0:23:09.960 --> 0:23:13.840
<v Speaker 2>world are you talking about? This is some real emo shit.

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<v Speaker 6>Hell yeah, I'm not angry, I'm disapported.

0:23:17.160 --> 0:23:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Like that was never like a thing in my household.

0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:23.440
<v Speaker 2>They were like I'm angry. There was never like a

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just as.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I never really got that the only time I

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<v Speaker 3>ever because my parents wouldn't really get that angry and

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<v Speaker 3>mostly was just like whatever, and that I really didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get hit. I probably should have been hit a few

0:23:36.560 --> 0:23:43.320
<v Speaker 3>more times it was. But Kyle, you have, actually, yeah

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<v Speaker 3>you have.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 4>You hit me one time when I was I was

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<v Speaker 4>snapping a this is I think I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, no, I was flicking a a.

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<v Speaker 4>Candy necklace and flicking you with the things. And you

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<v Speaker 4>told me, if I do that again, I do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I do this, sparentine.

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<v Speaker 4>And I did it, and you hit me viciously hard,

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<v Speaker 4>right in my chest, and I lost my breath.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember that this is having older brothers.

0:24:12.080 --> 0:24:14.840
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't It wasn't a tip for tat it was

0:24:15.040 --> 0:24:17.760
<v Speaker 3>it was to a three to a ten, the amount

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<v Speaker 3>that payton.

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<v Speaker 2>But this is having This is having older brothers. And

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.159
<v Speaker 2>when you fuck with older brothers, this is how they react.

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<v Speaker 6>And by the way, I'm never going to flick you

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<v Speaker 6>with a Kenny necklace ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 6>I learned. I learned.

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<v Speaker 4>I gave you the at least after he says don't

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<v Speaker 4>do it. At least after he says like, don't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>If you do it again. It's it's coming back to you.

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<v Speaker 4>So really, I learned like I could take it up

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<v Speaker 4>to a point where durs and then I have to

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<v Speaker 4>be you can take it up to a point where

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<v Speaker 4>everybody with you. I'll just do it all day long.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll do it all day man.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, wait till I snap. I'm coming back

0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:53.760
<v Speaker 4>with fucking weapons. Nune Chuck Blake's. Blake's weapons would be

0:24:53.760 --> 0:24:56.359
<v Speaker 4>so funny you're lying back with just like some fucking

0:24:56.920 --> 0:24:58.920
<v Speaker 4>foam numb chucks can get you.

0:24:59.560 --> 0:25:00.760
<v Speaker 2>I got you a pool noodle.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm buying a gun tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>What are your knee jerk reactions when they're writing on

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:10.200
<v Speaker 2>the wall or like, uh, they're doing.

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<v Speaker 6>Whatever, ship in their pants throwing it at you me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>well you, I mean, my kid's so young. I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>going to hit a one year old.

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>But Adam's not there yet. Yeah, you don't hit them.

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<v Speaker 2>You just twist the armskin. Go ahead, go ahead, you

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<v Speaker 2>hit him with the phone book.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you set a bar. So if if you

0:25:26.960 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 4>set the bar so far that it's hitting, then the

0:25:30.640 --> 0:25:33.680
<v Speaker 4>kid will walk into that. But if you make the bar, hey,

0:25:33.720 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 4>you got to sit on this bench and stay there.

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<v Speaker 4>That will feel like a super effective punishment.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and the bench has like nails on the bench

0:25:43.240 --> 0:25:46.920
<v Speaker 2>has it's like a bench of nails, right, yeah, yeah, okay, now,

0:25:46.960 --> 0:25:50.840
<v Speaker 2>yeah that's genius. I didn't understand it.

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<v Speaker 4>As soon as you start to break the plane of

0:25:53.720 --> 0:25:57.399
<v Speaker 4>like the mental punishment into like the physical punishment, it

0:25:57.640 --> 0:25:58.760
<v Speaker 4>just it changes it.

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<v Speaker 6>God much.

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<v Speaker 3>How many times have you called betterhelp dot com? Because

0:26:05.119 --> 0:26:09.280
<v Speaker 3>this seems like it was straight up from a That

0:26:09.440 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 3>is not a thing that you thought up your own.

0:26:11.800 --> 0:26:15.000
<v Speaker 3>Someone told you that through your years and years and

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<v Speaker 3>years of seeing someone and talking to someone.

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<v Speaker 4>No, yeah, you learn it along the way. You learn

0:26:20.320 --> 0:26:22.960
<v Speaker 4>as you go like that, or I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want to learn nothing. I want it to

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<v Speaker 6>become all that.

0:26:27.320 --> 0:26:29.679
<v Speaker 4>You have to talk to other parents and here you

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<v Speaker 4>have to learn from them. I feel like back in

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<v Speaker 4>the day, maybe parents didn't even talk to each other,

0:26:34.440 --> 0:26:38.480
<v Speaker 4>just like we're all, yeah, we all, we all beat

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<v Speaker 4>their ass.

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<v Speaker 2>You think parents didn't talk to each other at all?

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<v Speaker 6>Though, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Interesting, I don't know often where parents I've definitely gotten

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<v Speaker 2>better parenting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I feel this gentle parenting technique I feel is

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<v Speaker 3>pretty bitch made though I thought about this the other thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't have to be gentle. It doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 4>be gentle, it has to be like mental warfare is

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<v Speaker 4>the harshest thing it can be here.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the perfect mix, you know how, Like you

0:27:05.840 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 2>can have a freaking the sheets, a lady in the

0:27:08.080 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 2>streets with a freaking the sheets.

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<v Speaker 7>Right fucking disaster.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, I'm thinking about my kids. I'm always thinking

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:14.040
<v Speaker 3>about that.

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<v Speaker 8>You want to apply the same thing to your daughters,

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<v Speaker 8>just the way, No, you want them to be that's

0:27:21.760 --> 0:27:26.320
<v Speaker 8>like like a bitch, sure, but you want them to

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<v Speaker 8>have like.

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<v Speaker 2>Grit, a personal grit, thank you exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you want them to be fucking like.

0:27:34.600 --> 0:27:36.920
<v Speaker 2>You don't want them to be aggressive, but you want

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 2>them to be able to handle themselves.

0:27:38.600 --> 0:27:40.640
<v Speaker 4>And you don't want to get walked over in this life.

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.080
<v Speaker 4>This life is hard. The only reason I'm being hard

0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:47.159
<v Speaker 4>on you is because I the world outside is not nice.

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<v Speaker 6>Dude. I would love to hear that conversation with your

0:27:49.960 --> 0:27:51.600
<v Speaker 6>two year old. Life is hard.

0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:53.840
<v Speaker 2>Sit on these nails.

0:27:54.840 --> 0:27:55.400
<v Speaker 6>Life is hard.

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<v Speaker 3>The only reason I'm making you sit on this bench

0:27:57.640 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 3>is because life is hard, and I'm preparing you.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing about getting walked on by like other people though,

0:28:08.080 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 2>like I don't know, Like the more people I meet

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:14.920
<v Speaker 2>who let that kind of stuff to slide, they're like, yeah,

0:28:14.920 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 2>I got walked on, but like the person who's walking

0:28:17.960 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 2>on people that's gonna come back to bite them in

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 2>the ass.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I believe in that.

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 2>I heard somebody tell a story the other day about

0:28:24.080 --> 0:28:26.600
<v Speaker 2>getting punched on the subway because they like got on

0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:28.600
<v Speaker 2>and were standing too close to somebody who was like

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:30.440
<v Speaker 2>the fuck off of me and punched them in the face.

0:28:30.800 --> 0:28:33.840
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, A that person's obviously like.

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<v Speaker 4>Crazy lunatic, yeah yeah, and hates themselves and.

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 2>You know, let's say for a better story or whatever,

0:28:41.000 --> 0:28:43.440
<v Speaker 2>they're not a crazy like per street person or whatever.

0:28:43.480 --> 0:28:45.960
<v Speaker 2>They're just a guy who's got a short fuse who's like,

0:28:46.000 --> 0:28:48.160
<v Speaker 2>you're too close to me and I'm gonna punch you

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:49.480
<v Speaker 2>to tell you to back the fuck up.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, is that person just gonna go to jail someday,

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:57.520
<v Speaker 2>like they've got some shit they're going through, Or do

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<v Speaker 2>I fight this person? Well, yeah, and potentially ruin my

0:29:02.520 --> 0:29:05.280
<v Speaker 2>day or life or whatever. Like Connair, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Older I've gotten, the more I wouldn't fight that exactly.

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 3>But I would say even ten years ago, I think

0:29:12.960 --> 0:29:17.200
<v Speaker 3>I would have swung on that guy if I suddenly

0:29:17.240 --> 0:29:20.360
<v Speaker 3>get punched unprovoked, And I think I would try to

0:29:20.400 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 3>fight that man a decade ago.

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.200
<v Speaker 2>But now I want you go Iowa wrestling on him.

0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:26.719
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I would. I would take him. I'd take him

0:29:26.720 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 4>down at the hips, take him down to the ground,

0:29:28.160 --> 0:29:31.320
<v Speaker 4>little ground to pound obviously. Yeah, you gotta you gotta

0:29:31.320 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 4>assess that. What was that situation? It was just like

0:29:33.640 --> 0:29:35.480
<v Speaker 4>one on one. Were you with your boys, were you

0:29:35.520 --> 0:29:36.520
<v Speaker 4>with your family.

0:29:37.080 --> 0:29:39.040
<v Speaker 6>There's no boys, no boys, there's no fan family.

0:29:39.320 --> 0:29:40.240
<v Speaker 2>It's like one on one.

0:29:40.320 --> 0:29:42.800
<v Speaker 3>It's one on one, and he's one on one. And

0:29:42.880 --> 0:29:44.880
<v Speaker 3>let's say he's a business guy. It doesn't seem like

0:29:44.920 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 3>he's caring to shive or whatever. You know, he's just

0:29:47.400 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 3>like a fucking Sigler guy. Sure, like a Wall Street bro.

0:29:51.080 --> 0:29:54.160
<v Speaker 2>And he's he's almost your twin, same body type.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. Just so it's just it's fair, Just

0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 4>so it's wait, not me, because we're not Wall Street.

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:02.440
<v Speaker 4>That'd be like a fucking rocker like kind of.

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<v Speaker 6>The same body type. Like you're not talking about your hair.

0:30:05.360 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 6>Isn't your body type?

0:30:06.480 --> 0:30:09.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh? My bad, My bad. Like that, there's there's ways

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 2>to be like, oh yeah, like that guy doesn't take

0:30:11.240 --> 0:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>shit right, Like he doesn't fuck around, right, he's like

0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:16.920
<v Speaker 2>a fuck around and find out type guy. But also

0:30:16.960 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 2>you're like, it's a crowded subway, dude, I'm just trying

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 2>to ride this train and you punch me, Like, are

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:25.480
<v Speaker 2>you crazy? Or do I have to fight you?

0:30:25.600 --> 0:30:25.920
<v Speaker 6>Now?

0:30:26.200 --> 0:30:28.640
<v Speaker 2>I almost does this person learn? Man?

0:30:28.880 --> 0:30:29.800
<v Speaker 6>I'm really torn up.

0:30:29.880 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 2>I bet you're an asshole. I don't know what's happening.

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:34.680
<v Speaker 4>It might be turned into a bitch, and I like this.

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:37.800
<v Speaker 3>I blame better help right, this might be better helps fall.

0:30:37.960 --> 0:30:41.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we just lost him as a sponsort. No,

0:30:41.120 --> 0:30:43.680
<v Speaker 3>they love this shit I and maybe I'm walking this back.

0:30:43.760 --> 0:30:46.440
<v Speaker 3>You almost have to fight this guy. You almost have

0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:49.680
<v Speaker 3>to at least push him and say what what is

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 3>your problem? It's a pack subway?

0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:53.360
<v Speaker 4>No, well then it's a fight. Then it's a fight.

0:30:53.480 --> 0:30:55.960
<v Speaker 4>He's already pushed, So if you're gonna push it, you

0:30:55.960 --> 0:30:57.480
<v Speaker 4>push him back, then it's on Why are you.

0:30:57.440 --> 0:31:01.160
<v Speaker 2>Even pushing him? If I'm punched, I'm punching. I'm not

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>getting punched and then pushing if I'm pushed.

0:31:03.680 --> 0:31:06.120
<v Speaker 6>It it's a push to create separation.

0:31:06.280 --> 0:31:07.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm either pushing your punching.

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 6>So you don't get punched again.

0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:13.200
<v Speaker 2>What are you a fucking to push? Instagram video where

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 2>they showed the person you beat up and they're like.

0:31:15.480 --> 0:31:18.240
<v Speaker 6>To create separation, right, sure, okay.

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 2>And then those into the brain, nose into brain. What

0:31:21.560 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 2>do you do?

0:31:22.160 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 4>Like, I don't know.

0:31:23.000 --> 0:31:24.640
<v Speaker 2>You definitely don't go from punch to push.

0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:27.520
<v Speaker 4>You know, you go straight sweepkick. What are you talking about?

0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:29.320
<v Speaker 6>You go you kick it. You take them out at

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:29.760
<v Speaker 6>the knee.

0:31:29.920 --> 0:31:32.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you got you go love and then you

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:33.160
<v Speaker 2>make them suck your.

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:35.320
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you force him to lick your asshole.

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:38.240
<v Speaker 4>And then yeah, you fucking put.

0:31:38.120 --> 0:31:40.880
<v Speaker 2>Your right now, send you and send you down there

0:31:42.960 --> 0:31:43.560
<v Speaker 2>next up.

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, it's like five pm, it's absolutely packed.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:31:50.880 --> 0:31:53.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was actually kind of rooting for the guy

0:31:53.320 --> 0:31:55.560
<v Speaker 3>that got punched until he made it the other guy

0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:57.200
<v Speaker 3>eat his asshole.

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<v Speaker 7>You fucking disaster my guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that got really aggressive.

0:32:02.440 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 3>I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in

0:32:05.000 --> 0:32:05.360
<v Speaker 3>the face.

0:32:05.440 --> 0:32:07.479
<v Speaker 2>He turned around and someone just goes, I love New

0:32:07.560 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 2>York City.

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<v Speaker 6>He then sweep kicked him.

0:32:10.600 --> 0:32:13.240
<v Speaker 4>He uh blanca sweep kicked him and then put his

0:32:13.360 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 4>fucking nuts all the way down into his mouth.

0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:21.120
<v Speaker 2>And one fail swoop sweeping the leg turning was crazy underwear.

0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:25.000
<v Speaker 2>It gets pulled down, face ends up, credit card, slides

0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>her ass cragged with his nose, goes right into the

0:32:27.920 --> 0:32:28.840
<v Speaker 2>bottom waiting for this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wait, so that guy ate his asshole. I thought

0:32:31.920 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 4>the I thought you were fortune. I thought you were

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:37.360
<v Speaker 4>forcing him to eat your asshole his own.

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, So he punches me, but then I

0:32:43.920 --> 0:32:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I sweep the legs and when he goes down, all

0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 2>in one move. Not no, no, I have a different

0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 2>what's your move?

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<v Speaker 4>I sweep kick him and then I grabbed his legs

0:32:52.920 --> 0:32:54.600
<v Speaker 4>and I put him over his head and then I

0:32:54.600 --> 0:32:56.880
<v Speaker 4>started leaking his ash.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me, I'm trying to like picture this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I say, now now you now you want

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<v Speaker 4>to push me?

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<v Speaker 6>Baby?

0:33:05.160 --> 0:33:06.720
<v Speaker 4>You don't want to push me anymore, do you?

0:33:06.960 --> 0:33:07.560
<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah?

0:33:07.600 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 4>Because you're liking what I'm doing.

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:13.360
<v Speaker 2>You're licking up yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, hey you told

0:33:13.440 --> 0:33:15.719
<v Speaker 2>him you got him man, all right?

0:33:15.840 --> 0:33:18.440
<v Speaker 6>Everything else you lose.

0:33:19.680 --> 0:33:22.480
<v Speaker 3>But that's very much like a the type of thing

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 3>I think you would almost be so shocked that you

0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:27.040
<v Speaker 3>would probably do nothing. I think the three of us

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 3>would more than likely not do anything in that moment,

0:33:31.160 --> 0:33:34.520
<v Speaker 3>unless it's like you just snap, which I've snapped for less.

0:33:34.600 --> 0:33:36.840
<v Speaker 2>But that's the thing, is that, do you want to

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:38.560
<v Speaker 2>be somebody who is so shocked?

0:33:38.720 --> 0:33:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:33:38.960 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I've snapped for less.

0:33:41.640 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 4>So but Adam, I feel like, Adam, you you snap

0:33:44.640 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 4>for other reasons, like how often do you snap on

0:33:47.960 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 4>like a like a someone is initiating a fight. That's

0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:55.160
<v Speaker 4>just a different You really have to gauge a lot

0:33:55.200 --> 0:33:57.480
<v Speaker 4>of stuff at that. But you when you snap, there's

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:00.360
<v Speaker 4>no gauging there. You just snapped and suddenly you're ready.

0:34:00.400 --> 0:34:01.880
<v Speaker 4>You're fucking flying high.

0:34:01.880 --> 0:34:03.240
<v Speaker 6>Hell yeah, brother, No you.

0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:03.680
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know that.

0:34:04.360 --> 0:34:04.840
<v Speaker 7>Hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the part of the reason I snap

0:34:07.480 --> 0:34:10.120
<v Speaker 3>was a thing that I've developed since childhood that if

0:34:10.160 --> 0:34:13.840
<v Speaker 3>you act like a fucking psychopath, no one wants to

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:15.840
<v Speaker 3>fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:18.160
<v Speaker 3>face like he's a lunatic. Like I don't want to

0:34:18.160 --> 0:34:20.880
<v Speaker 3>fight him because yeah, he'll he'll bite me, he'll like

0:34:21.000 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 3>grab my nuts, he might try to eat my asshole

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.560
<v Speaker 3>like he's a lunatic. Yeah, but if this guy has

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:28.560
<v Speaker 3>already punched you in the face.

0:34:29.160 --> 0:34:29.960
<v Speaker 6>Then you can't.

0:34:30.040 --> 0:34:33.640
<v Speaker 3>There's no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode.

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:35.640
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, let's step this out.

0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Ready, you get on the train. The guy next

0:34:38.960 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>to you turns, punches you in the face.

0:34:41.080 --> 0:34:42.359
<v Speaker 6>Yep, okay, established this.

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nose bloody. Back the fuck up off and me.

0:34:46.200 --> 0:34:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Don't don't stand so close you're bloody. You have to

0:34:49.040 --> 0:34:51.440
<v Speaker 2>just take off your bag, set it down.

0:34:51.560 --> 0:34:53.840
<v Speaker 4>You have a bed unbutoned your shirt.

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Slowly let him watch you do this.

0:34:58.640 --> 0:34:59.919
<v Speaker 4>Wait, you gotta crack your neck.

0:35:00.719 --> 0:35:02.920
<v Speaker 2>You you cross your hands on your chest and then

0:35:02.960 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 2>you just scratch yourself all the way across in an X.

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 4>Oh shit, I'm a dude, and.

0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:12.879
<v Speaker 2>Then you just go crazy on him. Right, And if

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:17.279
<v Speaker 2>you fail, you at least tried. And if you win,

0:35:17.880 --> 0:35:20.640
<v Speaker 2>you get to tell everybody on the train that you

0:35:20.680 --> 0:35:22.480
<v Speaker 2>are the king Daddy of the subway.

0:35:22.680 --> 0:35:24.520
<v Speaker 6>That well, yeah that's a story.

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 7>You know.

0:35:25.320 --> 0:35:28.200
<v Speaker 4>If you failed, you are viral as hell because it's like,

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:30.160
<v Speaker 4>look at this bro who took Well, you know what

0:35:30.239 --> 0:35:32.000
<v Speaker 4>I think you need to do is you need to

0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 4>have a really scary scary tattoo or like a phrase

0:35:36.440 --> 0:35:39.319
<v Speaker 4>tattooed on your chest. So then when you take off

0:35:39.360 --> 0:35:43.680
<v Speaker 4>your shirt, Everyone's like, what the fuck, Like, oh shit,

0:35:44.719 --> 0:35:47.040
<v Speaker 4>this is really scar Like what is it? Are you

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:57.280
<v Speaker 4>saying like something Shakespearean? Like what could it possibly? Yeah? Blake, yeah, scary,

0:35:57.360 --> 0:36:00.719
<v Speaker 4>you're saying a scary phrase. Nothing like don't with me, Like,

0:36:00.760 --> 0:36:02.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork.

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:04.799
<v Speaker 6>But if it's like some ship I have to like.

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Adam means like snake dragons eating.

0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm talking like, uh, like Satan, some Satan tattoo.

0:36:13.440 --> 0:36:16.600
<v Speaker 4>The goats or the goat guy or like I thought

0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:17.600
<v Speaker 4>you said a phrase.

0:36:17.960 --> 0:36:21.439
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know any like Satan phrases off

0:36:21.440 --> 0:36:22.360
<v Speaker 3>the top of my head.

0:36:22.640 --> 0:36:25.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm saying if if what if? If it's words, because

0:36:25.719 --> 0:36:27.600
<v Speaker 4>of course we could have a picture, like you could

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 4>have a fucking yeah.

0:36:28.840 --> 0:36:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Imagine you take it off, full on yakuza tattoos and

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:34.839
<v Speaker 3>everyone's like what the fuck is this?

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 4>Then?

0:36:35.239 --> 0:36:38.360
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like saying what someone's like seems like cultural appropriation.

0:36:38.440 --> 0:36:40.040
<v Speaker 2>You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give

0:36:40.040 --> 0:36:41.600
<v Speaker 2>me a second. We'll address that then.

0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:43.359
<v Speaker 6>But then they don't know. They don't know how much

0:36:43.480 --> 0:36:45.680
<v Speaker 6>Asian ancestry I have.

0:36:46.040 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I lived in Japan.

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 6>They don't have.

0:36:47.600 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 2>My wife is Japanese, my children are Japanese.

0:36:50.840 --> 0:36:55.000
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, hold back story, you're telling to the crowd.

0:36:54.760 --> 0:37:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Time out, time out?

0:37:03.000 --> 0:37:07.239
<v Speaker 4>What could your chest say that would warn someone not

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 4>to fuck with you? That could be taken seriously, I'll

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:10.880
<v Speaker 4>eat your ass.

0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't I was gonna try and think of on

0:37:17.800 --> 0:37:18.360
<v Speaker 2>and now I.

0:37:20.320 --> 0:37:24.040
<v Speaker 4>Think it would be something Shakespearean person, okay, Blake, name

0:37:24.160 --> 0:37:25.439
<v Speaker 4>something shakespeare there.

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:26.640
<v Speaker 1>No, you know what.

0:37:26.680 --> 0:37:28.759
<v Speaker 4>It would have to be something in like pig or

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:30.200
<v Speaker 4>not pig, like Latin.

0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:31.720
<v Speaker 2>I bite my thumb at us.

0:37:32.080 --> 0:37:34.560
<v Speaker 6>It would have to be regular Latin.

0:37:35.360 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm a relius at streamius. I don't know. I would

0:37:39.800 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 4>have to.

0:37:40.680 --> 0:37:42.239
<v Speaker 6>Okay, very cool, very cool.

0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:44.600
<v Speaker 2>Frame want something first.

0:37:44.360 --> 0:37:47.840
<v Speaker 4>Of all, you you want something that's easy because in

0:37:47.880 --> 0:37:50.160
<v Speaker 4>the moment, you want them to read it and be like, oh,

0:37:50.200 --> 0:37:53.280
<v Speaker 4>what the fuck I mean If it says like Hell's

0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:57.200
<v Speaker 4>Angels chapter whatever, you know, you know it's like that's

0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:00.920
<v Speaker 4>like affiliated to some gang or in some way or

0:38:01.080 --> 0:38:05.359
<v Speaker 4>you know that's good? Yeah, great, great, call a phillious

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:08.960
<v Speaker 4>rod Rey guy. You take your shirt off and it

0:38:09.000 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 4>says I am a Hell's Angels. Stay away, just says

0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:15.759
<v Speaker 4>you stay away, buddy.

0:38:16.000 --> 0:38:17.840
<v Speaker 2>You just fuck with the wrong alien.

0:38:18.640 --> 0:38:20.680
<v Speaker 6>Then it's see you and.

0:38:20.640 --> 0:38:23.240
<v Speaker 3>Then there's an ice agent on the train. He comes

0:38:23.280 --> 0:38:25.799
<v Speaker 3>and takes you away immediately. Yeah, it's like fuck, oh

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:29.040
<v Speaker 3>ship on interesting.

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course to avoid that situation, those words are

0:38:37.080 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 2>kind of lit by like you have like a flying

0:38:40.600 --> 0:38:43.480
<v Speaker 2>saucer up here on your chest in the light below

0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 2>that says just fucked with the wrong alien from outer space.

0:38:47.480 --> 0:38:49.839
<v Speaker 4>I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest.

0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 6>Is dude, I could Kyle would lose.

0:38:54.960 --> 0:38:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Kyle would just start going, He'd get punched, and then

0:38:56.880 --> 0:39:01.399
<v Speaker 2>he would start screaming and not fighting the guy. Yeah

0:39:01.480 --> 0:39:03.920
<v Speaker 2>that Kyle would like you've seen the video of the

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>dude like headbutting the car to intimidate the dude and

0:39:06.920 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 2>then he knocks himself out.

0:39:08.320 --> 0:39:10.799
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's the best I must have seen that, I

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:11.439
<v Speaker 4>must be seen.

0:39:11.680 --> 0:39:12.640
<v Speaker 6>That's the best Kyle.

0:39:12.760 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 2>That's Kyle. Yeah.

0:39:14.000 --> 0:39:17.040
<v Speaker 4>I feel Kyle would scream and yell, and the guy

0:39:17.320 --> 0:39:19.000
<v Speaker 4>would probably be off put and be like, all right,

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:22.239
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna fight this fucking psychopath. But and then

0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:25.120
<v Speaker 4>Kyle would like call Isaac and quit whatever job he's

0:39:25.160 --> 0:39:28.759
<v Speaker 4>working on. Right, It's done, right, He's like, I quit

0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:31.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me on the

0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:33.799
<v Speaker 4>subway and Isaac would be like, what does that have

0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:34.680
<v Speaker 4>to do with your word?

0:39:35.080 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Isaac gonna be like, did you take you off your

0:39:36.480 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 2>shirt and show him your tattoo and be like I did?

0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 2>He laughed at it.

0:39:40.280 --> 0:39:45.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, take it seriously, screamed. I screamed and said, why dad.

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:45.120
<v Speaker 7>See you?

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:47.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm not allowed back in New York.

0:39:47.120 --> 0:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Now.

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:49.880
<v Speaker 2>It's a whole thing.

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 6>Is what it is?

0:39:51.800 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 2>God, God, But here's Michael. So the final question for

0:39:55.560 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 2>this whole scenario is do you want to be a

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.880
<v Speaker 2>person who when you get punched in the face, because

0:40:01.920 --> 0:40:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Adam you said, like in the just so shocked you

0:40:04.560 --> 0:40:06.200
<v Speaker 2>you'd be so shocked? Or do you want to be

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:08.719
<v Speaker 2>the person who goes, I just got punched, I'm in

0:40:08.760 --> 0:40:10.359
<v Speaker 2>a fight. Now, who do you want to be?

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:12.399
<v Speaker 6>I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy

0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:13.200
<v Speaker 6>that gets in the fight.

0:40:13.280 --> 0:40:16.080
<v Speaker 3>But I think we are all in a precarious situation

0:40:16.560 --> 0:40:19.200
<v Speaker 3>that if you get in a fight that someone could

0:40:19.600 --> 0:40:22.719
<v Speaker 3>if you hit someone like I'm jack as fuck, and

0:40:22.760 --> 0:40:25.440
<v Speaker 3>I know my boys are too, you and me, and

0:40:25.520 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 3>if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast, dude,

0:40:29.640 --> 0:40:31.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to kill a man on the subway,

0:40:31.520 --> 0:40:32.600
<v Speaker 3>and then you killed a man.

0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:34.399
<v Speaker 2>But what if you could? What if you could?

0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:38.279
<v Speaker 4>Then your family sues you, and then they now live

0:40:38.320 --> 0:40:41.879
<v Speaker 4>in your house and they're fucking your wife and they

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 4>are raising your child. Ye, court order, that's how it goes, man,

0:40:48.920 --> 0:40:51.000
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know if I'm willing to give up

0:40:51.040 --> 0:40:55.080
<v Speaker 4>all of that. Okay, great answer like that.

0:40:55.160 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 2>So you're a bit, yeah, I guess, because I think

0:40:58.040 --> 0:40:59.920
<v Speaker 2>that's what it comes down to, is a bit just

0:41:00.120 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 2>considers things right.

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:04.239
<v Speaker 3>But I don't. I don't know what would happen. I mean,

0:41:04.280 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 3>you guys know me. I do, I can, I do

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:10.600
<v Speaker 3>have a switch. Yeah, it takes me a long time

0:41:10.600 --> 0:41:13.200
<v Speaker 3>to get to that point, but then I will snap.

0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:17.080
<v Speaker 3>And I'm afraid. I'm afraid being punched in the face

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:17.799
<v Speaker 3>would be me.

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:18.719
<v Speaker 6>I guess.

0:41:19.200 --> 0:41:21.000
<v Speaker 3>The only time I was ever punched in the face

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:22.760
<v Speaker 3>was I It was at a Queen's of the Stone

0:41:22.800 --> 0:41:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Age concert in San Diego and I was punched in

0:41:26.480 --> 0:41:29.719
<v Speaker 3>the face and the guy broke my nose, and you

0:41:29.800 --> 0:41:30.319
<v Speaker 3>were zy.

0:41:30.719 --> 0:41:31.239
<v Speaker 2>I was young.

0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:33.680
<v Speaker 4>I was nineteen or twenty and a half of your

0:41:33.760 --> 0:41:37.400
<v Speaker 4>many nineteen. So they took me out the back because

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:40.680
<v Speaker 4>I was bleeding everywhere, and security ushered me out the

0:41:40.719 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 4>back and now they're like kicking me out, and I'm

0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:43.520
<v Speaker 4>like what the fuck?

0:41:43.560 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I'm where the fuck is this guy?

0:41:45.760 --> 0:41:49.759
<v Speaker 3>This guy came out and was the scariest looking guy.

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.719
<v Speaker 3>He was like six four fucking.

0:41:52.520 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 2>Huge, twenty two years.

0:41:54.680 --> 0:42:00.480
<v Speaker 3>Old he was, and but like had very scary, like

0:42:00.880 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 3>skull and crossbone type tattoos.

0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:06.799
<v Speaker 4>And that's how you met Zach Chess said, I am

0:42:06.840 --> 0:42:07.720
<v Speaker 4>a Hell's Angel.

0:42:07.800 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 2>You better believe it.

0:42:08.680 --> 0:42:11.240
<v Speaker 6>But you better watch out. I'm a real Hell's angel,

0:42:12.040 --> 0:42:18.240
<v Speaker 6>and the mongols as well. And then I'm in that.

0:42:18.320 --> 0:42:20.440
<v Speaker 4>We're getting down to his puba care now you're like,

0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:22.759
<v Speaker 4>what is it? I'm in all the biker gangs, but

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:26.960
<v Speaker 4>you better to watch out. MC and I hit hard

0:42:27.280 --> 0:42:28.719
<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, where the funk is he?

0:42:29.000 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Where is he?

0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:30.000
<v Speaker 6>Where?

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 5>Good?

0:42:30.400 --> 0:42:31.360
<v Speaker 2>Fucking break up to me?

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:33.680
<v Speaker 3>And the guy's like, okay, kid, all right, And then

0:42:33.719 --> 0:42:36.000
<v Speaker 3>they brought him out and he was like do you

0:42:36.040 --> 0:42:36.400
<v Speaker 3>want him?

0:42:36.719 --> 0:42:38.840
<v Speaker 6>He's like, oh, he's right here, and I'm like, no,

0:42:38.920 --> 0:42:43.280
<v Speaker 6>I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

0:42:43.320 --> 0:42:46.680
<v Speaker 3>But I think if you if someone is my size

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 3>and I get hit by him. I would like to

0:42:49.160 --> 0:42:50.919
<v Speaker 3>believe I would fight a man.

0:42:51.400 --> 0:42:53.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, I don't know.

0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:56.280
<v Speaker 2>And and dear god, this is not an invitation.

0:42:56.800 --> 0:43:01.160
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, no, no, no, don't punch us, and pup,

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:02.080
<v Speaker 3>don't punch us.

0:43:02.280 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Gods, we're we're old, we're philosopher.

0:43:08.120 --> 0:43:09.080
<v Speaker 4>Don't hit us.

0:43:09.680 --> 0:43:12.080
<v Speaker 6>Dude, I just if you, if you want to hit

0:43:12.200 --> 0:43:16.120
<v Speaker 6>one of us ms and pick a time and place.

0:43:16.400 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 4>Please don't be on the cruise and hit me.

0:43:19.200 --> 0:43:21.080
<v Speaker 6>Please don't be on the cucause.

0:43:21.120 --> 0:43:23.960
<v Speaker 2>Here's here's the here's the real deal. I will sue

0:43:24.000 --> 0:43:25.040
<v Speaker 2>you for everything you got.

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:28.480
<v Speaker 4>I will be I will have your ass in advice.

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 6>I will Hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry, we will

0:43:33.600 --> 0:43:38.400
<v Speaker 6>pass her around. Sorry, we will raise your kids. That

0:43:38.520 --> 0:43:39.760
<v Speaker 6>was the rules court ordered.

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:42.000
<v Speaker 2>And by the way, and by the way, and now

0:43:42.040 --> 0:43:44.080
<v Speaker 2>that we have said that, don't show up on a

0:43:44.160 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 2>subway with your wife and punch me and then gesture

0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:48.920
<v Speaker 2>towards your wife who's willing.

0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:51.120
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, definitely don't do that because we don't want to.

0:43:51.360 --> 0:43:53.080
<v Speaker 2>We don't want this is not what we're doing. We're

0:43:53.120 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 2>not setting up some sort of scenario.

0:43:55.120 --> 0:43:56.400
<v Speaker 4>Where we don't want to do this.

0:43:56.840 --> 0:43:59.000
<v Speaker 2>We don't want to want that. But if push comes

0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:02.120
<v Speaker 2>to shove comes to punching. But yeah, but if.

0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:06.240
<v Speaker 6>I have to fuck your wife and raise your kids.

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 2>I will. Yeah.

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:10.040
<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, I'm gonna get them in a good public school.

0:44:10.360 --> 0:44:13.239
<v Speaker 4>Don't you worry about that. I'm really good.

0:44:13.320 --> 0:44:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Please, don't we just we're just talking.

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:18.239
<v Speaker 3>We're just it's this is a This is the same

0:44:18.360 --> 0:44:20.759
<v Speaker 3>sort of scenario that you're like, god, damn, you know

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:24.680
<v Speaker 3>when you when someone says something and you want to

0:44:24.840 --> 0:44:27.440
<v Speaker 3>like tee off on them, but you know it's it

0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.879
<v Speaker 3>would be a little inappropriate to tee off in them

0:44:29.920 --> 0:44:32.600
<v Speaker 3>in that moment, or like, like what's like a boss,

0:44:32.840 --> 0:44:37.160
<v Speaker 3>Like okay, maybe it's a in a professional setting and

0:44:37.440 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 3>someone says something or says maybe kind of says a

0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:43.520
<v Speaker 3>sly comment to you that's like talking down to.

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 6>You a little bit, and you're like, and they're actually.

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.640
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, and you want to fucking tea off on them,

0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:52.480
<v Speaker 3>but you choose not to in the moment, and then

0:44:52.560 --> 0:44:54.759
<v Speaker 3>you go home and you and you're driving home and

0:44:54.880 --> 0:44:55.600
<v Speaker 3>then you just have.

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:56.960
<v Speaker 4>A fucking soliloquy.

0:44:57.400 --> 0:44:58.960
<v Speaker 6>That's essentially what we're doing now.

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:01.400
<v Speaker 2>So I thought about the the other day. I think

0:45:01.440 --> 0:45:04.680
<v Speaker 2>there's two types of people in this world, and most

0:45:04.760 --> 0:45:07.239
<v Speaker 2>comedians are the ones that you just talked about. There

0:45:07.280 --> 0:45:09.760
<v Speaker 2>are people who don't do the thing in the moment,

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:12.319
<v Speaker 2>but they go through it over and over and over

0:45:12.320 --> 0:45:13.600
<v Speaker 2>and they rehearse and they go, oh, I should have

0:45:13.600 --> 0:45:15.479
<v Speaker 2>done this, I shouldn't that. And then the other people

0:45:15.640 --> 0:45:18.000
<v Speaker 2>are the people who do the thing in the moment,

0:45:18.719 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and sometimes it works out for them, and sometimes it

0:45:21.080 --> 0:45:24.759
<v Speaker 2>does not. Yeah, meaning like they boss up or they

0:45:24.840 --> 0:45:27.080
<v Speaker 2>boss up and like shit hits the fan that these

0:45:27.120 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 2>people are in jail.

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:31.239
<v Speaker 4>I feel like you are the person that just says

0:45:31.280 --> 0:45:34.239
<v Speaker 4>shit in the moment A lot of times, got to

0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 4>walk it back.

0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:36.839
<v Speaker 2>I got. I got all sorts of walk backs. That's

0:45:36.840 --> 0:45:39.320
<v Speaker 2>why I'm in comedy, because I'm like, Okay, here's a scenario.

0:45:39.440 --> 0:45:40.680
<v Speaker 2>This happened to me, and now we're gonna make it

0:45:40.719 --> 0:45:43.360
<v Speaker 2>into a TV show. I mean sure, yeah, sure. I

0:45:43.440 --> 0:45:46.040
<v Speaker 2>feel like how other people are like yeah, I think

0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:48.960
<v Speaker 2>maybe somebody said some shit to music, kid punched them

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:52.279
<v Speaker 2>and anyway, or like they don't think about it if

0:45:52.280 --> 0:45:53.640
<v Speaker 2>they just move on. Yeah.

0:45:53.840 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:45:54.040 --> 0:45:57.960
<v Speaker 6>I I the handful of times I've I've had slights.

0:45:58.760 --> 0:46:03.759
<v Speaker 3>I think about those incessantly, and I have a little

0:46:04.040 --> 0:46:06.640
<v Speaker 3>list of people that I will never work with, People

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:10.320
<v Speaker 3>that Kyle I've could have employed, that I've chosen not

0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:18.600
<v Speaker 3>to because because of past uh transgression, transgressions and ship

0:46:18.680 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 3>that they've said.

0:46:19.440 --> 0:46:23.600
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, hey, how did I you? It says

0:46:23.760 --> 0:46:26.440
<v Speaker 2>you can't handle these transgressions.

0:46:27.520 --> 0:46:32.960
<v Speaker 4>Don't don't slight me, bro, I'm trans Wait what transgression?

0:46:33.280 --> 0:46:35.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait? What? Howdam puts the trans and transgression?

0:46:36.160 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 6>I put the trans and transgression. That's kind of cool.

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if I could pivot to something that probably nobody

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:45.000
<v Speaker 4>will want to talk about any.

0:46:44.880 --> 0:46:47.280
<v Speaker 6>Take backs and apologies and the epic slams.

0:46:47.920 --> 0:46:52.360
<v Speaker 4>You know what I've been noticing lately that you know,

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 4>sometimes we we hang out with our pro sports buddies.

0:46:55.320 --> 0:46:58.040
<v Speaker 4>We we we pop a few zins with them.

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know, I constantly popping Zin's with my pro

0:47:03.600 --> 0:47:04.240
<v Speaker 2>athlete buddy.

0:47:04.360 --> 0:47:06.960
<v Speaker 6>We told this story, didn't we know? But I didn't

0:47:06.960 --> 0:47:07.680
<v Speaker 6>we tell the story.

0:47:07.840 --> 0:47:11.719
<v Speaker 4>We talked about Zinny with you, with Bo Allen, with

0:47:11.840 --> 0:47:14.440
<v Speaker 4>Matt Chapman. I've been taking I've been I've been taking

0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:15.520
<v Speaker 4>a lot of Zin's lately.

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:16.080
<v Speaker 2>Zinny.

0:47:16.719 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm starting to feel like I have like you know,

0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:22.800
<v Speaker 4>when you have like acid flashbacks I'm getting like weird

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:27.120
<v Speaker 4>like zin tongue, Like I don't know, I'm starting to

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:31.520
<v Speaker 4>feel like sometimes my my tongue it feels like there's

0:47:31.520 --> 0:47:33.320
<v Speaker 4>a zin in my mouth and it might be it

0:47:33.440 --> 0:47:34.800
<v Speaker 4>might be something in trouble.

0:47:35.640 --> 0:47:38.759
<v Speaker 6>Okay, any takebacks, any apologies and the epic.

0:47:38.600 --> 0:47:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Slams and Adam, I'm right there with you. But Blake, Yeah,

0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:45.320
<v Speaker 2>based on the fact that I haven't done Zen's, Adam,

0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 2>have you done Zen's?

0:47:46.320 --> 0:47:49.200
<v Speaker 3>Well, I did the one time with Matt Chapman, Matt

0:47:49.239 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 3>Chapman with Chappie professional baseball player, and so you're.

0:47:52.440 --> 0:47:55.399
<v Speaker 4>Asking us about our goat my go and by the way,

0:47:55.920 --> 0:47:59.640
<v Speaker 4>I hated it. I've never even done uh nicotine ever.

0:47:59.760 --> 0:48:00.840
<v Speaker 4>I'm ever had nicotine.

0:48:01.320 --> 0:48:04.120
<v Speaker 6>Soude. So I was fucking on the moon.

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:07.160
<v Speaker 4>It felt like I was on drugs well, on a

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:10.799
<v Speaker 4>buzz that turned very quickly. I was like, oh shit,

0:48:10.840 --> 0:48:14.080
<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling good, like this is this is great. I'm like,

0:48:14.200 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 4>why gosh, And then all of a sudden, the room

0:48:17.760 --> 0:48:19.880
<v Speaker 4>started spinning. It felt like I was on a boat

0:48:19.960 --> 0:48:23.399
<v Speaker 4>and it's very rocky. I felt like I was gonna

0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:25.400
<v Speaker 4>ship and also vomit.

0:48:26.040 --> 0:48:29.200
<v Speaker 3>And then I go upstairs and It's an after party

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:32.680
<v Speaker 3>for the the Doctor Phil show that Blake and I

0:48:32.800 --> 0:48:36.319
<v Speaker 3>were on. Our buddy Adam Ray does this Doctor Phil

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.600
<v Speaker 3>Live show. So we we did that and it's after

0:48:38.680 --> 0:48:40.799
<v Speaker 3>party for that. So I know everyone that's up there

0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 3>or like or they know me, you know. So we

0:48:43.760 --> 0:48:45.120
<v Speaker 3>have to go up in and like glad hand a

0:48:45.160 --> 0:48:48.480
<v Speaker 3>bunch of people like, you know, be gracious, talk to people.

0:48:48.800 --> 0:48:51.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm fucking spinning. I have to sit in a corner

0:48:51.640 --> 0:48:54.000
<v Speaker 3>like a like a hermit. People are like, oh, is

0:48:54.040 --> 0:48:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Adam like unapproachable?

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:56.399
<v Speaker 6>He's being weird.

0:48:56.600 --> 0:48:58.400
<v Speaker 3>Then these girls come up and talk to me and

0:48:58.480 --> 0:49:00.480
<v Speaker 3>then I can fight in them. I'm like, I'm feeling

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:02.400
<v Speaker 3>like shit, like I just did a zin for the

0:49:02.440 --> 0:49:04.800
<v Speaker 3>first time, and she goes, I have two zins in

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:06.800
<v Speaker 3>my mouth right now, and I'm like, ha ha ha.

0:49:07.920 --> 0:49:09.719
<v Speaker 3>She took two zins out of her mouth and made

0:49:09.719 --> 0:49:11.080
<v Speaker 3>me feel like such a bitch.

0:49:11.480 --> 0:49:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess.

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:14.600
<v Speaker 4>So my question is to Ti Nation, if any of

0:49:14.680 --> 0:49:17.000
<v Speaker 4>you do Papa zin every now and then, do you

0:49:17.120 --> 0:49:21.759
<v Speaker 4>ever have like zin back x insanity in insanity that

0:49:22.360 --> 0:49:25.440
<v Speaker 4>catches back up with you. Sometimes my tongue feels like

0:49:25.560 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 4>I have a zin.

0:49:26.480 --> 0:49:29.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I think that that's normal. When I was

0:49:30.000 --> 0:49:31.680
<v Speaker 2>a kid and I was a camp counselor, we would

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:35.000
<v Speaker 2>do like chewing tobacco, like the little bags, you know,

0:49:35.160 --> 0:49:37.080
<v Speaker 2>but like the dips whatever.

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:40.279
<v Speaker 4>Not a snuss, not a snust, but like a true.

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:42.919
<v Speaker 2>Like a little bag. Well, what do they call a dip?

0:49:43.160 --> 0:49:45.200
<v Speaker 2>Some dip, remember, do dip? But it was be in

0:49:45.280 --> 0:49:47.440
<v Speaker 2>a bag usually yeah, yeah, or I guess it'd be

0:49:47.760 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 2>a little pinch anyway. I remember, so you're doing this

0:49:50.760 --> 0:49:53.239
<v Speaker 2>like every day for two weeks, you know, And then

0:49:53.239 --> 0:49:56.279
<v Speaker 2>I remember getting home and for sure my mouth was

0:49:56.400 --> 0:49:58.440
<v Speaker 2>calling me to go to a seven to eleven and

0:49:58.480 --> 0:50:00.480
<v Speaker 2>buy some skull or some coke.

0:50:00.880 --> 0:50:03.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm feeling it back here. That's what it is.

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:06.719
<v Speaker 6>It's just it's just it going. You want more, right,

0:50:08.640 --> 0:50:09.480
<v Speaker 6>come and zend me.

0:50:09.680 --> 0:50:11.879
<v Speaker 4>I haven't zened in a while, but lately the zen

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 4>is calling me baby.

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 2>That's how crazy hollowing me?

0:50:15.520 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it's pretty addicted that maybe I get into it,

0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Maybe I get Maybe I try it again just to

0:50:21.120 --> 0:50:22.919
<v Speaker 3>see if I can get addicted to something else.

0:50:23.080 --> 0:50:25.160
<v Speaker 2>If you get punched in the face on the subway

0:50:25.360 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 2>and then you you take your backpack off your bag,

0:50:28.120 --> 0:50:30.239
<v Speaker 2>you put it you pull a zin out, you put

0:50:30.280 --> 0:50:33.680
<v Speaker 2>it in your fucking lip, you scratch your chest across

0:50:33.840 --> 0:50:34.239
<v Speaker 2>into an.

0:50:34.160 --> 0:50:37.239
<v Speaker 4>Ex brother, I'm gonna let you know you're in for it,

0:50:38.719 --> 0:50:39.319
<v Speaker 4>for it now.

0:50:39.680 --> 0:50:40.520
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty good.

0:50:41.200 --> 0:50:45.240
<v Speaker 6>He's running man, Thanks man. Any take backs, any apologies,

0:50:45.280 --> 0:50:52.359
<v Speaker 6>any epic slangy self serve, definitely gotta be a take

0:50:52.440 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 6>back in there.

0:50:53.360 --> 0:50:56.120
<v Speaker 4>So I feel like we dunked on Kyle a little

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:58.920
<v Speaker 4>bit when he's not when he's not here to defend himself.

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 4>I know.

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I hate to do it.

0:51:01.920 --> 0:51:03.640
<v Speaker 4>I hate to do it because we don't know what

0:51:03.760 --> 0:51:06.439
<v Speaker 4>he's doing not on the pod. He's not in the pod,

0:51:06.560 --> 0:51:08.480
<v Speaker 4>so we don't know. He could be eating babies. We're

0:51:08.520 --> 0:51:11.240
<v Speaker 4>not sure, but I don't I don't like to talk.

0:51:11.200 --> 0:51:14.759
<v Speaker 3>Ship on him right water when he's not here. So

0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:16.800
<v Speaker 3>he could be off eating babies. We're not sure, but

0:51:16.960 --> 0:51:18.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't like to talk ship on him.

0:51:18.719 --> 0:51:20.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, thanks for clearing up.

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:22.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah that's really cool.

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:23.080
<v Speaker 6>A good guy.

0:51:23.760 --> 0:51:26.759
<v Speaker 2>I guess shout out to Sin. Send us some zin.

0:51:26.880 --> 0:51:29.880
<v Speaker 2>We'll do a live segment. We're called the Boy the

0:51:30.000 --> 0:51:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Boys goes in it.

0:51:30.960 --> 0:51:34.759
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'll do his zen on on the pods. This

0:51:35.000 --> 0:51:36.000
<v Speaker 6>is actually great.

0:51:36.160 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that would be really cool to do a fully

0:51:38.640 --> 0:51:41.640
<v Speaker 4>zend up episode. I would love to see durs just now.

0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:45.360
<v Speaker 4>How does zen affect your tea or Boots got a

0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:47.360
<v Speaker 4>boost testosterone testoster?

0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:47.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:51:48.480 --> 0:51:50.640
<v Speaker 6>Is that why you started to maybe boost your test

0:51:51.040 --> 0:51:51.279
<v Speaker 6>I have.

0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:54.480
<v Speaker 4>No problem with my levels. I'm feeling I'm actually feeling

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:57.839
<v Speaker 4>super jacked lately. So all right, you got some new feeling,

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:02.759
<v Speaker 4>some new uh personal records. I will say I ran

0:52:02.880 --> 0:52:06.160
<v Speaker 4>the other day and I envisioned us, envisioned us doing

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:09.799
<v Speaker 4>the Malibu Triathlon, and I'm like, if I'm the guy

0:52:09.840 --> 0:52:10.799
<v Speaker 4>who's running.

0:52:11.440 --> 0:52:14.920
<v Speaker 6>I won't let you guys down. I promise, Adam.

0:52:15.040 --> 0:52:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Is your body to betraying you? What's happening?

0:52:18.520 --> 0:52:21.839
<v Speaker 4>My body's fully my body's fully betraying your bike yet

0:52:22.000 --> 0:52:25.640
<v Speaker 4>or no? Uh no, I'm back to barely walking again.

0:52:25.719 --> 0:52:29.520
<v Speaker 4>I've I've it's my body failed me once again. It

0:52:29.719 --> 0:52:31.839
<v Speaker 4>was going really good there for a while, and then

0:52:32.080 --> 0:52:36.040
<v Speaker 4>it started to betray me again. It looks so good, duds,

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:39.399
<v Speaker 4>every time I see you, you look good, but you're thanks, dude.

0:52:39.480 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm not drinking and I'm eating way less. And

0:52:43.840 --> 0:52:47.399
<v Speaker 3>that's the trick. It turns out, I don't Who would

0:52:47.400 --> 0:52:55.320
<v Speaker 3>have thought so probably no triathlon in my near future.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm hoping next year I'm back baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we get there. I don't know. It would just

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<v Speaker 2>huddle up and the three of us and it's a cry.

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<v Speaker 6>That would be kind of cool. I would enter that

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<v Speaker 6>I got today was well, that was another episode of.

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<v Speaker 5>This The Cause of diarrhe Either you have diarrhea?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you get diarrhea too?

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<v Speaker 6>I love you, guys,