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Speaker 3: He'll bite me, He'll like grab my nuts, he might
Speaker 3: try to eat my asshole, like he's a lunatic.
Speaker 2: The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow you, guys,
Speaker 2: hear it.
Speaker 4: It's like, all right, well, I used to just look
Speaker 4: at atlases.
Speaker 5: Buckle up, oyeah.
Speaker 6: Change is Champagne ship, every damn thing. I want it all?
Speaker 4: What is that? What is that from? I want to
Speaker 4: say it is orange. I want to say it's the Warren.
Speaker 6: I want it all, follow up All All.
Speaker 4: The Regulator album is. If I'm incorrect, I don't. I
Speaker 4: don't think you're right. I think it's more it's like
Speaker 4: Silk the Shocker or some ship.
Speaker 6: I want it All. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: That doesn't really sound like Warren G.
Speaker 4: I really think it's warrang G. It doesn't sound like
Speaker 4: a Warren G's song to me. I Want It All
Speaker 4: might be Skilo. It might be Skilo, dude. I don't
Speaker 4: know how that it's so weird when a song just
Speaker 4: will like.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean, It'll just like.
Speaker 2: Can I get some clarifications?
Speaker 6: You know how a song was gag? You know, it'll
Speaker 6: just pour out of you. And you don't even know
Speaker 6: where these lyrics are coming from. Oh I said it said.
Speaker 6: We were finishing up with Anna.
Speaker 3: She's telling us about all the sponsors and YadA YadA,
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, hey, man, I want it all
Speaker 3: brand new, cause diamond rings, gold change, the champagne shit,
Speaker 3: every damn And you.
Speaker 4: Know what, in a matter of fact, it is definitely
Speaker 4: in all.
Speaker 2: So I gotta wake up.
Speaker 4: And I got.
Speaker 2: Is that wrapping mac ten? Or that was a mac
Speaker 2: ten versus Adam was doing that right?
Speaker 4: Well, look it's dazz dyllinger, it's warrangey, it's corrupt, and
Speaker 4: I do believe that was the voice.
Speaker 6: Of mac ten.
Speaker 4: That sounded like mac ten to me. Okay, it's a
Speaker 4: whole West coast.
Speaker 2: Wait, what a way to start a song.
Speaker 4: Huh yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, And I skipped it.
Speaker 5: And that's not.
Speaker 4: A new board drop. That is not a new board
Speaker 4: drop by I wish. I think I'm not a I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm not supporting, but that is a hell of
Speaker 4: a way to introduce it's not that's a dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And I'm glad I skipped ahead when Twitter
Speaker 2: came out. I remember being like, can you remember came out?
Speaker 2: Can you retweet a tweet that has the animal in it?
Speaker 6: If you look at you? I think you could do
Speaker 6: whatever you want, whether the.
Speaker 2: Thank you Adam, thank you Adam?
Speaker 6: Think you can?
Speaker 2: But should you?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay, should you need a question? Should?
Speaker 2: I forgot? Adam's the bad boy of race relations, and
Speaker 2: you can, like, you do what you want?
Speaker 6: What you can. I'm just saying it might you know,
Speaker 6: that might blow back on you.
Speaker 2: That might not be a good So I guess that's
Speaker 2: what I'm I'm getting after him.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, how much black would you have gotten?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Blow back after blow back after how.
Speaker 6: Much blowback would you have?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I remember asking our founding father, Walt Newman, who discovered us,
Speaker 2: plucked us from obscurity, and I go, can.
Speaker 5: We do this?
Speaker 2: And he's like yeah, what And I go all right.
Speaker 3: Green and he was like, are you asking me because
Speaker 3: I'm black? And You're like what, no? Yes, no blow back?
Speaker 2: What was that for?
Speaker 4: I wonder?
Speaker 3: I wonder if our black friends are annoyed when you
Speaker 3: asked them very special if it questions only because they're black.
Speaker 6: I wonder if they're like.
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, as if they had the like be
Speaker 2: the spokesperson, like.
Speaker 3: The voice of their entire race. I bet I bet
Speaker 3: it does. It's a little a little annoying, But you
Speaker 3: know what, I.
Speaker 2: Love explaining white people. It's it's so easy.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it happens to me about like Czechoslovakian.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I get approached about like Czechoslovakian culture. It's crazy.
Speaker 6: Why because you are not Checklesslovakia at.
Speaker 4: All, sweetheart?
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 4: My roots are in Czechoslovakia.
Speaker 3: And you know that is that is that where that
Speaker 3: fucking crow magnum jaw came from?
Speaker 6: Checklesslovakia?
Speaker 2: Kidding me?
Speaker 4: You kidd in me, brother, Where do you think this is?
Speaker 4: What do you think this jaw is? If not Czechoslovak, I.
Speaker 6: Think that is cave cave man. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Now that you said that, and I put it together
Speaker 3: with the chin, it all makes.
Speaker 4: It now che chin check baby, you bet check yourself.
Speaker 2: I would argue that it's it's it is chin, but
Speaker 2: it's also just a lot of jaw, Like it's not
Speaker 2: like you have a chin that is like, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's not one of these Wait, what's the difference between
Speaker 4: chin and jaw? Jaws all the way up?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah? What do you think the difference between a
Speaker 2: chin and a jaw is?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 4: Okay, So you're saying like a chin is like jay leno,
Speaker 4: how everything forms right at the peak chin, and you're
Speaker 4: saying that I have I I go on the jaw up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think you have, Like, uh yeah, if you want
Speaker 4: to use technical terms, all the way up is a
Speaker 4: great way to explain your jaw.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: I'm all the way up. I'm all the way up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've got a I've got a checko Slovakian jaw, not
Speaker 4: so much a chin. Kind of chin do you think
Speaker 4: I have? That's probably Irish chin right there? If I
Speaker 4: got my twenty three and meat, because look do you
Speaker 4: look at I'm kind of hyped. I've got like gross
Speaker 4: zero gray in the beard must be nice a little bit.
Speaker 4: I feel like when I went to Zach's birthday, Pizza's birthday,
Speaker 4: that's his fortieth, he was like.
Speaker 3: Dude, my great friend Zachary Leonardo, he goes by, I
Speaker 3: wish I was Pizza on Instagram.
Speaker 6: Give him a follow.
Speaker 4: He's a great guy. Great, such a great guy.
Speaker 6: Number one, just love Zach. I just like it.
Speaker 4: But he like looked at me, He's like, you don't
Speaker 4: have any gray in your beard. And then at his
Speaker 4: birthday he said that, And then I went home in
Speaker 4: the next year was drunk. I yes, I started to
Speaker 4: see it.
Speaker 6: I started.
Speaker 4: I feel like he cursed me.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna jump on that one.
Speaker 4: I feel like he put it, put it into my
Speaker 4: my skin. M yeah, I doubt it. I think you're
Speaker 4: just the right age too. Started to turning grea.
Speaker 2: So you didn't have one that night and the next
Speaker 2: morning you did?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did. He gave it to me.
Speaker 6: Mmmm.
Speaker 7: You fucking disaster, my guy.
Speaker 2: Adam, what's happening in your world? Any or anything like
Speaker 2: a basketball show.
Speaker 3: Or something that I did know I went to. I
Speaker 3: did a fun thing in my neighborhood the other night.
Speaker 6: It was so sick.
Speaker 3: It was right down the street at that pizza place
Speaker 3: down the street, Cruisers right and.
Speaker 4: Where Zach's birthday was. What the hell? Where Zach's birthday was?
Speaker 6: In the parking lot.
Speaker 3: They did a throwback like nineties early two thousand's festival
Speaker 3: that it was all, uh.
Speaker 6: What what do you call them? Bands that throwback bands? Yes?
Speaker 6: But what cover cover bands?
Speaker 2: Cover or no, you know what they call them something?
Speaker 2: They call them something besides cover tribute tribute bands. Yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: So there was Blink one more time because they are
Speaker 4: saying all Blink one two and then no, duh was
Speaker 4: no doubt, great name. That's a great name. I know
Speaker 4: exactly what you are.
Speaker 6: You didn't like Blink one more time?
Speaker 4: If you said that to me, I would not associate
Speaker 4: that with Blink one eighty two one.
Speaker 6: Get I guess, yeah, but no du is spot on.
Speaker 3: And they were fantastic and the bassist or guitarist maybe
Speaker 3: I think guitarists looked exactly like Isaac.
Speaker 6: It was very fun. Guy Isaac showed up. It was great.
Speaker 3: He was pounding beers like he had never drank before.
Speaker 3: It was good to see he was chasing some demons.
Speaker 3: And then yeah, donn there was a whole other the
Speaker 3: Emo Kids, and they came out and played a lot
Speaker 3: of uh, you know, early two thousands deep cuts, just
Speaker 3: general emo kids.
Speaker 4: Is that a play on get up kids or what?
Speaker 6: I don't know what it was. I think it's there.
Speaker 3: They sang a lot of like I'm just a kid,
Speaker 3: but then they'd do a funny thing where they'd go,
Speaker 3: I'm actually thirty eight, I'm and I'm only I'm just
Speaker 3: a kid, I'm thirty four. And so it was actually
Speaker 3: better because they didn't only have to sing blink on too,
Speaker 3: because the blink oney two guys, they.
Speaker 2: Were good at Ithamcot. But it's not blink on to sure,
Speaker 2: you know? And what is the I'm just a kid's song?
Speaker 3: It's a simple plan. Oh nice a song? Yeah, feel
Speaker 3: free to blast that.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well did you have a Did you have a
Speaker 4: good time? That's all I want? Yeah, well I had
Speaker 4: a great time too. Yeah, the mother in law was
Speaker 4: watching the kid.
Speaker 6: Me and Chloe got to go out the community.
Speaker 4: Mother in law.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the mother in law and uh, well you only one?
Speaker 4: Yeah you're well yeah, yeah, unless you get you know.
Speaker 2: I like when I watched Blake learn something in real time.
Speaker 2: I see it just kind of wash over him as
Speaker 2: he absorbs it and goes and now I know more.
Speaker 4: Hey, shut up, man, I'm listening to this song.
Speaker 2: I'll skip ahead.
Speaker 5: Okay, can you spend every day on your road?
Speaker 4: And here it goes.
Speaker 7: Nightmare.
Speaker 4: Dang, they didn't start that song like Warren g did.
Speaker 6: I'm just a kid. Life is a nightmare?
Speaker 2: Come on? What the suburban white, suburban white.
Speaker 6: Suburban white it was?
Speaker 3: Everything was so hard when in fact you look back
Speaker 3: and as a suburban white it had it pretty fucking it.
Speaker 3: Why was I screaming that scene at the top of
Speaker 3: my lungs?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know. Man, Mom, you buy a
Speaker 2: spiral bound notebook. I need looseleave Mom.
Speaker 4: Thee you applied to be the era Crombie fucking guy
Speaker 4: in the doorway and they.
Speaker 6: Said they said no, no, no, No. I knew, I
Speaker 6: knew not to go near that.
Speaker 2: Well, I knew I was class.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe we got it, we got it. What did
Speaker 6: you call it a Crombie?
Speaker 4: I don't think I've ever said the word aloud. Did
Speaker 4: you ever wear I could see Dors wearing Abercrombie. Did
Speaker 4: you ever wear Ebercrombie Blake? I did not know.
Speaker 6: I was never.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think I did. I think I might
Speaker 4: have had like a polo at some point.
Speaker 2: Do you want to ask me, Well, I know.
Speaker 3: That you would have been the guy, but I think
Speaker 3: it was a little after your time.
Speaker 6: That's was my pitch.
Speaker 2: Abercrombie landed full force when I was in high school
Speaker 2: and took over. Yeah, but I was not a fan.
Speaker 2: And here's why.
Speaker 6: I okay, and let's unpack this. Wait, we'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Shorts were too long, and I didn't like cargo shorts.
Speaker 2: Didn't like cargo shorts.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your grandma bought it, fought.
Speaker 2: It for many, many years. I don't think I fought
Speaker 2: a pair of cargo shorts until I moved to LA.
Speaker 2: Maybe I gave up. I couldn't find short shorts anywhere.
Speaker 2: I just told my son this story the other day.
Speaker 4: Wait, you're you.
Speaker 6: You wanted shorts, extra shorts.
Speaker 2: I just wanted short shorts. They were getting longer and longer,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck is going on here?
Speaker 4: Okay, So you didn't rock like dickies, like like dicky
Speaker 4: shorts like we were, you know, because you could definitely
Speaker 4: get shorts that didn't have cargo pockets if you like
Speaker 4: went straight like dickies.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but dickies are the longest.
Speaker 2: Dickies are the longest shorts of.
Speaker 4: So you wanted short shorts, no pockets.
Speaker 2: I wanted no cargo pockets and then they just like
Speaker 2: ceased to exist, and then I bought cargo shorts. Then
Speaker 2: literally six months later, fashion chains short shorts are back,
Speaker 2: and I go, god, damn, it got all these cargo shut.
Speaker 3: Isn't it nice when it when fashion loops back around
Speaker 3: to what you like again? And I'm so scared because
Speaker 3: right now, like baggy pants are in, I can finally
Speaker 3: my thighs and ask and finally and as they can
Speaker 3: finally fit into pants and shorts again. But it's starting
Speaker 3: to time back up.
Speaker 6: I know that it is. It's looping back around.
Speaker 2: Are you going to go full full loose Hollywood pants
Speaker 2: at them?
Speaker 6: I will? Oh God, I want to.
Speaker 2: You're gonna go like this is just like my math
Speaker 2: teachers growing up had like the big loose.
Speaker 4: Slacks, loose I want to look like d. L.
Speaker 6: Hubley or or Steve Hardy.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I'm saying. Comedy Yeah, call me, said
Speaker 2: my math teachers. It was like the Kings of comedy suits.
Speaker 2: And I was just like, I'm never I'm not, that's
Speaker 2: not for me. Can't Cedric Adam Tayner, Dude, I would
Speaker 2: love that. I would love that, dude.
Speaker 3: And that's what is like fashionable right now, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: let me fucking ride that. And then what's cool is
Speaker 3: we're now at the age where you don't have to
Speaker 3: follow trends, you don't have to go one direction. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love it, so so now I can finally go okay,
Speaker 3: I can buy twenty pairs of pants.
Speaker 6: Now ride it out to the end of my life.
Speaker 4: No, dude, what are you bro? You guys are celebrities.
Speaker 4: You're still in the public eye. You're on Jimmy Fallon like,
Speaker 4: you need to still approach fashion. You can't just roll
Speaker 4: up in big dog t shirts.
Speaker 2: Dude, big wide loose pants.
Speaker 3: Though you Look at dude, look at Adam Sandler. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's been dressed like a fucking elementary school kid his entire.
Speaker 2: Cadoms and that's your fashion. I com right at them.
Speaker 6: He stamped that.
Speaker 4: I love he stamped that. He's he's almost of fashionista
Speaker 4: off of being anti fashion.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Okay, so well, then you need to really slop your
Speaker 4: game up, because you're kind of right.
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not a sloppy look. It's it's a
Speaker 3: it's a tailored look, you know, but it's who me
Speaker 3: what you I'm doing.
Speaker 6: Yes, I'm not.
Speaker 4: Would you rather be like tailored out of fashion or
Speaker 4: like so out of fashion that you're back in fashion.
Speaker 4: I want to not think about fashion in the way
Speaker 4: that I know you do. Every day You're constantly thinking
Speaker 4: about keeping up with the Joneses.
Speaker 6: I don't want to think about that at all.
Speaker 3: I want to buy tants okay, and then die. You
Speaker 3: see us, live in these twenty pants for the rest
Speaker 3: of my life and never have to go pants shopping,
Speaker 3: never buy another camp pants okay, and then buy them
Speaker 3: in some sizes, maybe go two sizes up from where
Speaker 3: I'm at now to have some wiggle room when you
Speaker 3: get a little.
Speaker 2: Yeah did your grandparents dress from their best era? Mind
Speaker 2: it for sure?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: My I never saw my grandfather in jeans. He would
Speaker 3: go fishing in slacks.
Speaker 2: In My grandparents were dressed still like it was because
Speaker 2: they had like that was like their top earning years,
Speaker 2: their like most stylish clothes.
Speaker 4: Okay, they were still rocking. That is that the ship
Speaker 4: when like they would wear the pants above their belly button.
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah, the whole ninegs bab by the way,
Speaker 3: I would love that.
Speaker 2: Trench coats like Derby hat and I'm like, yes, I
Speaker 2: would love that.
Speaker 3: My grandfather wore slacks, dress shoes and a button up
Speaker 3: every day every.
Speaker 2: Day, right, and you would love it.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, that's that's what I would love.
Speaker 3: I mean, not that that's not your I want to wear.
Speaker 3: I want to wear some baggy jeans. Yeah, you need
Speaker 3: jankos and a T shirt or or exactly what I'm
Speaker 3: wearing out a T shirt and basketball trucks.
Speaker 6: Yeah, shorts wearing basketball trunks.
Speaker 2: This guy's a baller. I do want to give credit
Speaker 2: to a Tiba Jefferson who's always worn big pants. Okay,
Speaker 2: he really waited it out, he didn't. He never want skinny. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everyone noticed, everyone talked about it. He doesn't know, but
Speaker 2: everyone talked about it behind his back.
Speaker 6: A lot didn't ever wear skinny jeans.
Speaker 4: I don't think he ever had a skinny jean era.
Speaker 2: Never have never seen it.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, it's hard to skateboard in skinny jeans.
Speaker 2: But they did. That's what they did.
Speaker 6: Wow, they did?
Speaker 4: Wow? Did they?
Speaker 2: And didn't they didn't?
Speaker 4: Didn't they ever? We did we?
Speaker 2: And did you say didn't? Or do you say didn't?
Speaker 4: I It all depends. It depends when you catch me.
Speaker 4: I say didn't. No, I think, I say didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you do didn't it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I say you say didn't, which is fine. He
Speaker 4: says didn't didn't, I don't say didn't. Need I say
Speaker 4: didn't so dumb? I say, didn't so dumb? I say
Speaker 4: you're all so dumb?
Speaker 2: Were all?
Speaker 4: I say, Pat, We're not. We're not as dumb as.
Speaker 2: The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow you
Speaker 2: guys are idiots? Like a dum it is.
Speaker 4: It is a little bit like, wow, how did they
Speaker 4: create a television show?
Speaker 6: How are they good at what they do? When? When
Speaker 6: when you hear them on the fly, sound so dumb.
Speaker 4: Here is what the podcast has opened up to me
Speaker 4: and exposed myself to is that go.
Speaker 2: For I'm gonna go take a show.
Speaker 4: I don't speak well on the fly. But if you
Speaker 4: give me a second to think about it and gather
Speaker 4: my knowledge that I've gathered throughout my life, I can
Speaker 4: form gather.
Speaker 2: One word collected.
Speaker 5: You're a stupid dumba accumulated.
Speaker 3: I can form gather my knowledge that I've another word gather.
Speaker 4: I can form pretty intelligent sentences. After I've gathered everything
Speaker 4: I've learned through rather, I'm not I'm not as dumb
Speaker 4: as you.
Speaker 2: I think this is a slippery This is a trap. Yeah,
Speaker 2: telling people you're not dumb.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, whatever, it's it's way better. It's way better
Speaker 4: to lean into being dumb. And then when you know
Speaker 4: another word for gather, then people are like, wow, he
Speaker 4: does know a synonym for gathered.
Speaker 2: In my fifties, I'm gonna buckle. I'm gonna you know,
Speaker 2: hunker down and really start learning gathering.
Speaker 4: Gathering.
Speaker 6: So wait, you're only what forty four now forty three almost.
Speaker 2: We're knocking on forty fours this month.
Speaker 6: Knocking on forty four, so you have six years?
Speaker 2: What time is this? When's this drop this episode?
Speaker 6: Wait?
Speaker 2: Is that is that close? It's coming up a few weeks.
Speaker 2: I'm accepting gifts.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, here's my thing. Do you guys feel
Speaker 4: like you're getting dumber? I feel like I'm getting dumber.
Speaker 2: You are differently smart.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll say that for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I'm I think my brain is rotty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are brain rot I'm wiser like about life,
Speaker 2: but I sure I'm getting dumber, Like I just don't
Speaker 2: have room for stuff, especially when you start parenting. You're like, oh,
Speaker 2: my brain starts fartening when I talk to my kids.
Speaker 2: I can't do a fucking complete sense.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I would say that is right.
Speaker 4: I got some geography questions that threw me for a
Speaker 4: motherfucking loop.
Speaker 6: Well, dude, you thought Ohio was on the west coast.
Speaker 4: So that's that's even, That's just the United States. The
Speaker 4: fact that I fucked that up is really bad. But
Speaker 4: then I got asked like, do other countries have states?
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, we're the only ones who have states.
Speaker 4: And then as soon as I go I.
Speaker 2: Don't know the answer to that.
Speaker 4: Who else has Mexico has? Mexico has thirty one states?
Speaker 2: Yeah right great. By the way, not knowing shut up, bitch,
Speaker 2: Ohio isn't on the east coast is dumber than knowing
Speaker 2: states in Mexico is way dumber.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I wish I would have known. It's hard.
Speaker 4: It's hard. There's a lot of knowledge in this world.
Speaker 4: It's really hard to gather it all in.
Speaker 2: It's really embarrassing to be like when you get asked
Speaker 2: something by your kid and then you're like, let's google it,
Speaker 2: and then they're like, you're an idiot. You just google everything.
Speaker 2: You don't know anything.
Speaker 4: I used to just.
Speaker 3: Look at Atlas well, I feel like I know what
Speaker 3: Sun says that to you, and I would be I
Speaker 3: feel like you're you're your oldest son would really take
Speaker 3: me to task. I think I think he could really
Speaker 3: dress you down and be like you're an idiot and
Speaker 3: you and you could feel that in your soul.
Speaker 2: He used to ask me questions. And now when we
Speaker 2: like drive anywhere, it's just quiet because he's like, you can't.
Speaker 2: He's like, there's nothing I can do.
Speaker 7: You lose.
Speaker 2: I'm wasting my time.
Speaker 6: If I speak with you, I'm not getting anything for
Speaker 6: you ahead of you.
Speaker 4: I guess I'll fucking talk if I need to know
Speaker 4: about Dobie Gillis or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know. Wow, fucking great pol Thanks man. I gathered
Speaker 2: it a while ago. Yeah, but you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's just quiet. And then when the light turns green,
Speaker 2: he's like, you can go now the right and then
Speaker 2: I just like slam on the breaks real quick.
Speaker 4: And Jacket, is there ever a point?
Speaker 3: And Honors has boys, so it's probably different than than Blake,
Speaker 3: But do you ever just want to like just.
Speaker 6: Hit your kids?
Speaker 2: We've been over this because I was hit. But it's
Speaker 2: like the first it's the first instinct. You're like, this
Speaker 2: is when you hit them. This is the moment.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is when you're just give them a little whack.
Speaker 2: And you're like and you don't have the tools with
Speaker 2: because you can't pull from your uh no, you can't
Speaker 2: pull from like your experience as a kid hearing your
Speaker 2: parents be like, so I'm like inventing ship, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I'm like, that's it. When my wife
Speaker 2: sends me like the articles I read like the headline
Speaker 2: and then like the little one underneath them, like, oh
Speaker 2: maybe something from that.
Speaker 6: Wait, so what are you trying to what? And the
Speaker 6: articles are like here's why we don't hit our kids
Speaker 6: or what.
Speaker 2: Is I wouldn't read that. I wouldn't read that.
Speaker 4: No, it's like here's some alternate alternative different like parenting shit, right,
Speaker 4: you got some like new new Age punishments parenting stuff.
Speaker 2: Just you scroll down to the bottom paragraph where they
Speaker 2: go in summary, Yeah, don't hit them, but yeah no,
Speaker 2: but you know you're trying.
Speaker 3: This is when you put it in a chutch ept
Speaker 3: and go summarize this article for me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you could do that, probably should hit.
Speaker 2: Are you just? You just and you hand the phone
Speaker 2: to your kid and you go read that, read that,
Speaker 2: do that, do that? But like, instinctually I don't have
Speaker 2: the like but dad, dad, GPT set my knee. Jerk
Speaker 2: reaction is to knee this little jerk is like yeah,
Speaker 2: definitely physical as opposed to like this is the moment
Speaker 2: you say that one thing that made you kind of
Speaker 2: check yourself as a kid. Yeah, Like like when I
Speaker 2: hear people go.
Speaker 4: You say, hey, oh do you want to be a bitch?
Speaker 4: So like stuff like that, you want to be a bitch? Dude,
Speaker 4: thank you doing that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then I go too late, you are one.
Speaker 6: You are one totcha bitch and I'm not going.
Speaker 2: To let you up until you say sorry.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: But like remember when I whenever people would be like
Speaker 2: when your parents say like, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed,
Speaker 2: Like isn't that the worst? I'm like, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: world are you talking about? This is some real emo shit.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I'm not angry, I'm disapported.
Speaker 2: Like that was never like a thing in my household.
Speaker 2: They were like I'm angry. There was never like a
Speaker 2: I'm just as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never really got that the only time I
Speaker 3: ever because my parents wouldn't really get that angry and
Speaker 3: mostly was just like whatever, and that I really didn't
Speaker 3: get hit. I probably should have been hit a few
Speaker 3: more times it was. But Kyle, you have, actually, yeah
Speaker 3: you have.
Speaker 6: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: You hit me one time when I was I was
Speaker 4: snapping a this is I think I was.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, I was flicking a a.
Speaker 4: Candy necklace and flicking you with the things. And you
Speaker 4: told me, if I do that again, I do it.
Speaker 6: I do this, sparentine.
Speaker 4: And I did it, and you hit me viciously hard,
Speaker 4: right in my chest, and I lost my breath.
Speaker 2: I do remember that this is having older brothers.
Speaker 3: It wasn't It wasn't a tip for tat it was
Speaker 3: it was to a three to a ten, the amount
Speaker 3: that payton.
Speaker 2: But this is having This is having older brothers. And
Speaker 2: when you fuck with older brothers, this is how they react.
Speaker 6: And by the way, I'm never going to flick you
Speaker 6: with a Kenny necklace ever.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 6: I learned. I learned.
Speaker 4: I gave you the at least after he says don't
Speaker 4: do it. At least after he says like, don't do it.
Speaker 4: If you do it again. It's it's coming back to you.
Speaker 4: So really, I learned like I could take it up
Speaker 4: to a point where durs and then I have to
Speaker 4: be you can take it up to a point where
Speaker 4: everybody with you. I'll just do it all day long.
Speaker 6: I'll do it all day man.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, wait till I snap. I'm coming back
Speaker 4: with fucking weapons. Nune Chuck Blake's. Blake's weapons would be
Speaker 4: so funny you're lying back with just like some fucking
Speaker 4: foam numb chucks can get you.
Speaker 2: I got you a pool noodle.
Speaker 6: I'm buying a gun tomorrow.
Speaker 2: What are your knee jerk reactions when they're writing on
Speaker 2: the wall or like, uh, they're doing.
Speaker 6: Whatever, ship in their pants throwing it at you me. Yeah,
Speaker 6: well you, I mean, my kid's so young. I'm not
Speaker 6: going to hit a one year old.
Speaker 2: But Adam's not there yet. Yeah, you don't hit them.
Speaker 2: You just twist the armskin. Go ahead, go ahead, you
Speaker 2: hit him with the phone book.
Speaker 4: I mean, you set a bar. So if if you
Speaker 4: set the bar so far that it's hitting, then the
Speaker 4: kid will walk into that. But if you make the bar, hey,
Speaker 4: you got to sit on this bench and stay there.
Speaker 4: That will feel like a super effective punishment.
Speaker 2: Like and the bench has like nails on the bench
Speaker 2: has it's like a bench of nails, right, yeah, yeah, okay, now,
Speaker 2: yeah that's genius. I didn't understand it.
Speaker 4: As soon as you start to break the plane of
Speaker 4: like the mental punishment into like the physical punishment, it
Speaker 4: just it changes it.
Speaker 6: God much.
Speaker 3: How many times have you called betterhelp dot com? Because
Speaker 3: this seems like it was straight up from a That
Speaker 3: is not a thing that you thought up your own.
Speaker 3: Someone told you that through your years and years and
Speaker 3: years of seeing someone and talking to someone.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, you learn it along the way. You learn
Speaker 4: as you go like that, or I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't want to learn nothing. I want it to
Speaker 6: become all that.
Speaker 4: You have to talk to other parents and here you
Speaker 4: have to learn from them. I feel like back in
Speaker 4: the day, maybe parents didn't even talk to each other,
Speaker 4: just like we're all, yeah, we all, we all beat
Speaker 4: their ass.
Speaker 2: You think parents didn't talk to each other at all?
Speaker 6: Though, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I don't know often where parents I've definitely gotten
Speaker 2: better parenting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel this gentle parenting technique I feel is
Speaker 3: pretty bitch made though I thought about this the other thing.
Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be gentle. It doesn't have to
Speaker 4: be gentle, it has to be like mental warfare is
Speaker 4: the harshest thing it can be here.
Speaker 2: This is the perfect mix, you know how, Like you
Speaker 2: can have a freaking the sheets, a lady in the
Speaker 2: streets with a freaking the sheets.
Speaker 7: Right fucking disaster.
Speaker 3: My god, I'm thinking about my kids. I'm always thinking
Speaker 3: about that.
Speaker 8: You want to apply the same thing to your daughters,
Speaker 8: just the way, No, you want them to be that's
Speaker 8: like like a bitch, sure, but you want them to
Speaker 8: have like.
Speaker 2: Grit, a personal grit, thank you exactly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want them to be fucking like.
Speaker 2: You don't want them to be aggressive, but you want
Speaker 2: them to be able to handle themselves.
Speaker 4: And you don't want to get walked over in this life.
Speaker 4: This life is hard. The only reason I'm being hard
Speaker 4: on you is because I the world outside is not nice.
Speaker 6: Dude. I would love to hear that conversation with your
Speaker 6: two year old. Life is hard.
Speaker 2: Sit on these nails.
Speaker 6: Life is hard.
Speaker 3: The only reason I'm making you sit on this bench
Speaker 3: is because life is hard, and I'm preparing you.
Speaker 2: The thing about getting walked on by like other people though,
Speaker 2: like I don't know, Like the more people I meet
Speaker 2: who let that kind of stuff to slide, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I got walked on, but like the person who's walking
Speaker 2: on people that's gonna come back to bite them in
Speaker 2: the ass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I believe in that.
Speaker 2: I heard somebody tell a story the other day about
Speaker 2: getting punched on the subway because they like got on
Speaker 2: and were standing too close to somebody who was like
Speaker 2: the fuck off of me and punched them in the face.
Speaker 2: And I was like, A that person's obviously like.
Speaker 4: Crazy lunatic, yeah yeah, and hates themselves and.
Speaker 2: You know, let's say for a better story or whatever,
Speaker 2: they're not a crazy like per street person or whatever.
Speaker 2: They're just a guy who's got a short fuse who's like,
Speaker 2: you're too close to me and I'm gonna punch you
Speaker 2: to tell you to back the fuck up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that person just gonna go to jail someday,
Speaker 2: like they've got some shit they're going through, Or do
Speaker 2: I fight this person? Well, yeah, and potentially ruin my
Speaker 2: day or life or whatever. Like Connair, the.
Speaker 4: Older I've gotten, the more I wouldn't fight that exactly.
Speaker 3: But I would say even ten years ago, I think
Speaker 3: I would have swung on that guy if I suddenly
Speaker 3: get punched unprovoked, And I think I would try to
Speaker 3: fight that man a decade ago.
Speaker 2: But now I want you go Iowa wrestling on him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would. I would take him. I'd take him
Speaker 4: down at the hips, take him down to the ground,
Speaker 4: little ground to pound obviously. Yeah, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 4: assess that. What was that situation? It was just like
Speaker 4: one on one. Were you with your boys, were you
Speaker 4: with your family.
Speaker 6: There's no boys, no boys, there's no fan family.
Speaker 2: It's like one on one.
Speaker 3: It's one on one, and he's one on one. And
Speaker 3: let's say he's a business guy. It doesn't seem like
Speaker 3: he's caring to shive or whatever. You know, he's just
Speaker 3: like a fucking Sigler guy. Sure, like a Wall Street bro.
Speaker 2: And he's he's almost your twin, same body type.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. Just so it's just it's fair, Just
Speaker 4: so it's wait, not me, because we're not Wall Street.
Speaker 4: That'd be like a fucking rocker like kind of.
Speaker 6: The same body type. Like you're not talking about your hair.
Speaker 6: Isn't your body type?
Speaker 2: Oh? My bad, My bad. Like that, there's there's ways
Speaker 2: to be like, oh yeah, like that guy doesn't take
Speaker 2: shit right, Like he doesn't fuck around, right, he's like
Speaker 2: a fuck around and find out type guy. But also
Speaker 2: you're like, it's a crowded subway, dude, I'm just trying
Speaker 2: to ride this train and you punch me, Like, are
Speaker 2: you crazy? Or do I have to fight you?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: I almost does this person learn? Man?
Speaker 6: I'm really torn up.
Speaker 2: I bet you're an asshole. I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: It might be turned into a bitch, and I like this.
Speaker 3: I blame better help right, this might be better helps fall.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we just lost him as a sponsort. No,
Speaker 3: they love this shit I and maybe I'm walking this back.
Speaker 3: You almost have to fight this guy. You almost have
Speaker 3: to at least push him and say what what is
Speaker 3: your problem? It's a pack subway?
Speaker 4: No, well then it's a fight. Then it's a fight.
Speaker 4: He's already pushed, So if you're gonna push it, you
Speaker 4: push him back, then it's on Why are you.
Speaker 2: Even pushing him? If I'm punched, I'm punching. I'm not
Speaker 2: getting punched and then pushing if I'm pushed.
Speaker 6: It it's a push to create separation.
Speaker 2: I'm either pushing your punching.
Speaker 6: So you don't get punched again.
Speaker 2: What are you a fucking to push? Instagram video where
Speaker 2: they showed the person you beat up and they're like.
Speaker 6: To create separation, right, sure, okay.
Speaker 2: And then those into the brain, nose into brain. What
Speaker 2: do you do?
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You definitely don't go from punch to push.
Speaker 4: You know, you go straight sweepkick. What are you talking about?
Speaker 6: You go you kick it. You take them out at
Speaker 6: the knee.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you got you go love and then you
Speaker 2: make them suck your.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you force him to lick your asshole.
Speaker 4: And then yeah, you fucking put.
Speaker 2: Your right now, send you and send you down there
Speaker 2: next up.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, it's like five pm, it's absolutely packed.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was actually kind of rooting for the guy
Speaker 3: that got punched until he made it the other guy
Speaker 3: eat his asshole.
Speaker 7: You fucking disaster my guy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that got really aggressive.
Speaker 3: I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in
Speaker 3: the face.
Speaker 2: He turned around and someone just goes, I love New
Speaker 2: York City.
Speaker 6: He then sweep kicked him.
Speaker 4: He uh blanca sweep kicked him and then put his
Speaker 4: fucking nuts all the way down into his mouth.
Speaker 2: And one fail swoop sweeping the leg turning was crazy underwear.
Speaker 2: It gets pulled down, face ends up, credit card, slides
Speaker 2: her ass cragged with his nose, goes right into the
Speaker 2: bottom waiting for this.
Speaker 4: Oh wait, so that guy ate his asshole. I thought
Speaker 4: the I thought you were fortune. I thought you were
Speaker 4: forcing him to eat your asshole his own.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, So he punches me, but then I
Speaker 2: I sweep the legs and when he goes down, all
Speaker 2: in one move. Not no, no, I have a different
Speaker 2: what's your move?
Speaker 4: I sweep kick him and then I grabbed his legs
Speaker 4: and I put him over his head and then I
Speaker 4: started leaking his ash.
Speaker 2: Let me, I'm trying to like picture this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I say, now now you now you want
Speaker 4: to push me?
Speaker 6: Baby?
Speaker 4: You don't want to push me anymore, do you?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because you're liking what I'm doing.
Speaker 2: You're licking up yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, hey you told
Speaker 2: him you got him man, all right?
Speaker 6: Everything else you lose.
Speaker 3: But that's very much like a the type of thing
Speaker 3: I think you would almost be so shocked that you
Speaker 3: would probably do nothing. I think the three of us
Speaker 3: would more than likely not do anything in that moment,
Speaker 3: unless it's like you just snap, which I've snapped for less.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing, is that, do you want to
Speaker 2: be somebody who is so shocked?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I've snapped for less.
Speaker 4: So but Adam, I feel like, Adam, you you snap
Speaker 4: for other reasons, like how often do you snap on
Speaker 4: like a like a someone is initiating a fight. That's
Speaker 4: just a different You really have to gauge a lot
Speaker 4: of stuff at that. But you when you snap, there's
Speaker 4: no gauging there. You just snapped and suddenly you're ready.
Speaker 4: You're fucking flying high.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, brother, No you.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that.
Speaker 7: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like the part of the reason I snap
Speaker 3: was a thing that I've developed since childhood that if
Speaker 3: you act like a fucking psychopath, no one wants to
Speaker 3: fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my
Speaker 3: face like he's a lunatic. Like I don't want to
Speaker 3: fight him because yeah, he'll he'll bite me, he'll like
Speaker 3: grab my nuts, he might try to eat my asshole
Speaker 3: like he's a lunatic. Yeah, but if this guy has
Speaker 3: already punched you in the face.
Speaker 6: Then you can't.
Speaker 3: There's no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode.
Speaker 6: Yeah, let's step this out.
Speaker 2: Okay. Ready, you get on the train. The guy next
Speaker 2: to you turns, punches you in the face.
Speaker 6: Yep, okay, established this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nose bloody. Back the fuck up off and me.
Speaker 2: Don't don't stand so close you're bloody. You have to
Speaker 2: just take off your bag, set it down.
Speaker 4: You have a bed unbutoned your shirt.
Speaker 2: Slowly let him watch you do this.
Speaker 4: Wait, you gotta crack your neck.
Speaker 2: You you cross your hands on your chest and then
Speaker 2: you just scratch yourself all the way across in an X.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I'm a dude, and.
Speaker 2: Then you just go crazy on him. Right, And if
Speaker 2: you fail, you at least tried. And if you win,
Speaker 2: you get to tell everybody on the train that you
Speaker 2: are the king Daddy of the subway.
Speaker 6: That well, yeah that's a story.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: If you failed, you are viral as hell because it's like,
Speaker 4: look at this bro who took Well, you know what
Speaker 4: I think you need to do is you need to
Speaker 4: have a really scary scary tattoo or like a phrase
Speaker 4: tattooed on your chest. So then when you take off
Speaker 4: your shirt, Everyone's like, what the fuck, Like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: this is really scar Like what is it? Are you
Speaker 4: saying like something Shakespearean? Like what could it possibly? Yeah? Blake, yeah, scary,
Speaker 4: you're saying a scary phrase. Nothing like don't with me, Like,
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, you're a fucking dork.
Speaker 6: But if it's like some ship I have to like.
Speaker 2: Adam means like snake dragons eating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking like, uh, like Satan, some Satan tattoo.
Speaker 4: The goats or the goat guy or like I thought
Speaker 4: you said a phrase.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know any like Satan phrases off
Speaker 3: the top of my head.
Speaker 4: I'm saying if if what if? If it's words, because
Speaker 4: of course we could have a picture, like you could
Speaker 4: have a fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine you take it off, full on yakuza tattoos and
Speaker 3: everyone's like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: But I'm like saying what someone's like seems like cultural appropriation.
Speaker 2: You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give
Speaker 2: me a second. We'll address that then.
Speaker 6: But then they don't know. They don't know how much
Speaker 6: Asian ancestry I have.
Speaker 2: I lived in Japan.
Speaker 6: They don't have.
Speaker 2: My wife is Japanese, my children are Japanese.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hold back story, you're telling to the crowd.
Speaker 2: Time out, time out?
Speaker 4: What could your chest say that would warn someone not
Speaker 4: to fuck with you? That could be taken seriously, I'll
Speaker 4: eat your ass.
Speaker 2: I don't I was gonna try and think of on
Speaker 2: and now I.
Speaker 4: Think it would be something Shakespearean person, okay, Blake, name
Speaker 4: something shakespeare there.
Speaker 1: No, you know what.
Speaker 4: It would have to be something in like pig or
Speaker 4: not pig, like Latin.
Speaker 2: I bite my thumb at us.
Speaker 6: It would have to be regular Latin.
Speaker 4: I'm a relius at streamius. I don't know. I would
Speaker 4: have to.
Speaker 6: Okay, very cool, very cool.
Speaker 2: Frame want something first.
Speaker 4: Of all, you you want something that's easy because in
Speaker 4: the moment, you want them to read it and be like, oh,
Speaker 4: what the fuck I mean If it says like Hell's
Speaker 4: Angels chapter whatever, you know, you know it's like that's
Speaker 4: like affiliated to some gang or in some way or
Speaker 4: you know that's good? Yeah, great, great, call a phillious
Speaker 4: rod Rey guy. You take your shirt off and it
Speaker 4: says I am a Hell's Angels. Stay away, just says
Speaker 4: you stay away, buddy.
Speaker 2: You just fuck with the wrong alien.
Speaker 6: Then it's see you and.
Speaker 3: Then there's an ice agent on the train. He comes
Speaker 3: and takes you away immediately. Yeah, it's like fuck, oh
Speaker 3: ship on interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course to avoid that situation, those words are
Speaker 2: kind of lit by like you have like a flying
Speaker 2: saucer up here on your chest in the light below
Speaker 2: that says just fucked with the wrong alien from outer space.
Speaker 4: I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest.
Speaker 6: Is dude, I could Kyle would lose.
Speaker 2: Kyle would just start going, He'd get punched, and then
Speaker 2: he would start screaming and not fighting the guy. Yeah
Speaker 2: that Kyle would like you've seen the video of the
Speaker 2: dude like headbutting the car to intimidate the dude and
Speaker 2: then he knocks himself out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the best I must have seen that, I
Speaker 4: must be seen.
Speaker 6: That's the best Kyle.
Speaker 2: That's Kyle. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel Kyle would scream and yell, and the guy
Speaker 4: would probably be off put and be like, all right,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna fight this fucking psychopath. But and then
Speaker 4: Kyle would like call Isaac and quit whatever job he's
Speaker 4: working on. Right, It's done, right, He's like, I quit
Speaker 4: I'm fucking done, dude. This guy hit me on the
Speaker 4: subway and Isaac would be like, what does that have
Speaker 4: to do with your word?
Speaker 2: Isaac gonna be like, did you take you off your
Speaker 2: shirt and show him your tattoo and be like I did?
Speaker 2: He laughed at it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, take it seriously, screamed. I screamed and said, why dad.
Speaker 7: See you?
Speaker 2: I'm not allowed back in New York.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 6: Is what it is?
Speaker 2: God, God, But here's Michael. So the final question for
Speaker 2: this whole scenario is do you want to be a
Speaker 2: person who when you get punched in the face, because
Speaker 2: Adam you said, like in the just so shocked you
Speaker 2: you'd be so shocked? Or do you want to be
Speaker 2: the person who goes, I just got punched, I'm in
Speaker 2: a fight. Now, who do you want to be?
Speaker 6: I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy
Speaker 6: that gets in the fight.
Speaker 3: But I think we are all in a precarious situation
Speaker 3: that if you get in a fight that someone could
Speaker 3: if you hit someone like I'm jack as fuck, and
Speaker 3: I know my boys are too, you and me, and
Speaker 3: if I catch someone just right, he's fucking toast, dude,
Speaker 3: I don't want to kill a man on the subway,
Speaker 3: and then you killed a man.
Speaker 2: But what if you could? What if you could?
Speaker 4: Then your family sues you, and then they now live
Speaker 4: in your house and they're fucking your wife and they
Speaker 4: are raising your child. Ye, court order, that's how it goes, man,
Speaker 4: And I don't know if I'm willing to give up
Speaker 4: all of that. Okay, great answer like that.
Speaker 2: So you're a bit, yeah, I guess, because I think
Speaker 2: that's what it comes down to, is a bit just
Speaker 2: considers things right.
Speaker 3: But I don't. I don't know what would happen. I mean,
Speaker 3: you guys know me. I do, I can, I do
Speaker 3: have a switch. Yeah, it takes me a long time
Speaker 3: to get to that point, but then I will snap.
Speaker 3: And I'm afraid. I'm afraid being punched in the face
Speaker 3: would be me.
Speaker 6: I guess.
Speaker 3: The only time I was ever punched in the face
Speaker 3: was I It was at a Queen's of the Stone
Speaker 3: Age concert in San Diego and I was punched in
Speaker 3: the face and the guy broke my nose, and you
Speaker 3: were zy.
Speaker 2: I was young.
Speaker 4: I was nineteen or twenty and a half of your
Speaker 4: many nineteen. So they took me out the back because
Speaker 4: I was bleeding everywhere, and security ushered me out the
Speaker 4: back and now they're like kicking me out, and I'm
Speaker 4: like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm where the fuck is this guy?
Speaker 3: This guy came out and was the scariest looking guy.
Speaker 3: He was like six four fucking.
Speaker 2: Huge, twenty two years.
Speaker 3: Old he was, and but like had very scary, like
Speaker 3: skull and crossbone type tattoos.
Speaker 4: And that's how you met Zach Chess said, I am
Speaker 4: a Hell's Angel.
Speaker 2: You better believe it.
Speaker 6: But you better watch out. I'm a real Hell's angel,
Speaker 6: and the mongols as well. And then I'm in that.
Speaker 4: We're getting down to his puba care now you're like,
Speaker 4: what is it? I'm in all the biker gangs, but
Speaker 4: you better to watch out. MC and I hit hard
Speaker 4: and I'm like, where the funk is he?
Speaker 2: Where is he?
Speaker 6: Where?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: Fucking break up to me?
Speaker 3: And the guy's like, okay, kid, all right, And then
Speaker 3: they brought him out and he was like do you
Speaker 3: want him?
Speaker 6: He's like, oh, he's right here, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 6: I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 3: But I think if you if someone is my size
Speaker 3: and I get hit by him. I would like to
Speaker 3: believe I would fight a man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: And and dear god, this is not an invitation.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, no, don't punch us, and pup,
Speaker 3: don't punch us.
Speaker 2: Gods, we're we're old, we're philosopher.
Speaker 4: Don't hit us.
Speaker 6: Dude, I just if you, if you want to hit
Speaker 6: one of us ms and pick a time and place.
Speaker 4: Please don't be on the cruise and hit me.
Speaker 6: Please don't be on the cucause.
Speaker 2: Here's here's the here's the real deal. I will sue
Speaker 2: you for everything you got.
Speaker 4: I will be I will have your ass in advice.
Speaker 6: I will Hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry, we will
Speaker 6: pass her around. Sorry, we will raise your kids. That
Speaker 6: was the rules court ordered.
Speaker 2: And by the way, and by the way, and now
Speaker 2: that we have said that, don't show up on a
Speaker 2: subway with your wife and punch me and then gesture
Speaker 2: towards your wife who's willing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely don't do that because we don't want to.
Speaker 2: We don't want this is not what we're doing. We're
Speaker 2: not setting up some sort of scenario.
Speaker 4: Where we don't want to do this.
Speaker 2: We don't want to want that. But if push comes
Speaker 2: to shove comes to punching. But yeah, but if.
Speaker 6: I have to fuck your wife and raise your kids.
Speaker 2: I will. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I'm gonna get them in a good public school.
Speaker 4: Don't you worry about that. I'm really good.
Speaker 2: Please, don't we just we're just talking.
Speaker 3: We're just it's this is a This is the same
Speaker 3: sort of scenario that you're like, god, damn, you know
Speaker 3: when you when someone says something and you want to
Speaker 3: like tee off on them, but you know it's it
Speaker 3: would be a little inappropriate to tee off in them
Speaker 3: in that moment, or like, like what's like a boss,
Speaker 3: Like okay, maybe it's a in a professional setting and
Speaker 3: someone says something or says maybe kind of says a
Speaker 3: sly comment to you that's like talking down to.
Speaker 6: You a little bit, and you're like, and they're actually.
Speaker 3: So yeah, and you want to fucking tea off on them,
Speaker 3: but you choose not to in the moment, and then
Speaker 3: you go home and you and you're driving home and
Speaker 3: then you just have.
Speaker 4: A fucking soliloquy.
Speaker 6: That's essentially what we're doing now.
Speaker 2: So I thought about the the other day. I think
Speaker 2: there's two types of people in this world, and most
Speaker 2: comedians are the ones that you just talked about. There
Speaker 2: are people who don't do the thing in the moment,
Speaker 2: but they go through it over and over and over
Speaker 2: and they rehearse and they go, oh, I should have
Speaker 2: done this, I shouldn't that. And then the other people
Speaker 2: are the people who do the thing in the moment,
Speaker 2: and sometimes it works out for them, and sometimes it
Speaker 2: does not. Yeah, meaning like they boss up or they
Speaker 2: boss up and like shit hits the fan that these
Speaker 2: people are in jail.
Speaker 4: I feel like you are the person that just says
Speaker 4: shit in the moment A lot of times, got to
Speaker 4: walk it back.
Speaker 2: I got. I got all sorts of walk backs. That's
Speaker 2: why I'm in comedy, because I'm like, Okay, here's a scenario.
Speaker 2: This happened to me, and now we're gonna make it
Speaker 2: into a TV show. I mean sure, yeah, sure. I
Speaker 2: feel like how other people are like yeah, I think
Speaker 2: maybe somebody said some shit to music, kid punched them
Speaker 2: and anyway, or like they don't think about it if
Speaker 2: they just move on. Yeah.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 6: I I the handful of times I've I've had slights.
Speaker 3: I think about those incessantly, and I have a little
Speaker 3: list of people that I will never work with, People
Speaker 3: that Kyle I've could have employed, that I've chosen not
Speaker 3: to because because of past uh transgression, transgressions and ship
Speaker 3: that they've said.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, hey, how did I you? It says
Speaker 2: you can't handle these transgressions.
Speaker 4: Don't don't slight me, bro, I'm trans Wait what transgression?
Speaker 2: Wait? What? Howdam puts the trans and transgression?
Speaker 6: I put the trans and transgression. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I could pivot to something that probably nobody
Speaker 4: will want to talk about any.
Speaker 6: Take backs and apologies and the epic slams.
Speaker 4: You know what I've been noticing lately that you know,
Speaker 4: sometimes we we hang out with our pro sports buddies.
Speaker 4: We we we pop a few zins with them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I constantly popping Zin's with my pro
Speaker 2: athlete buddy.
Speaker 6: We told this story, didn't we know? But I didn't
Speaker 6: we tell the story.
Speaker 4: We talked about Zinny with you, with Bo Allen, with
Speaker 4: Matt Chapman. I've been taking I've been I've been taking
Speaker 4: a lot of Zin's lately.
Speaker 2: Zinny.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to feel like I have like you know,
Speaker 4: when you have like acid flashbacks I'm getting like weird
Speaker 4: like zin tongue, Like I don't know, I'm starting to
Speaker 4: feel like sometimes my my tongue it feels like there's
Speaker 4: a zin in my mouth and it might be it
Speaker 4: might be something in trouble.
Speaker 6: Okay, any takebacks, any apologies and the epic.
Speaker 2: Slams and Adam, I'm right there with you. But Blake, Yeah,
Speaker 2: based on the fact that I haven't done Zen's, Adam,
Speaker 2: have you done Zen's?
Speaker 3: Well, I did the one time with Matt Chapman, Matt
Speaker 3: Chapman with Chappie professional baseball player, and so you're.
Speaker 4: Asking us about our goat my go and by the way,
Speaker 4: I hated it. I've never even done uh nicotine ever.
Speaker 4: I'm ever had nicotine.
Speaker 6: Soude. So I was fucking on the moon.
Speaker 4: It felt like I was on drugs well, on a
Speaker 4: buzz that turned very quickly. I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 4: I'm feeling good, like this is this is great. I'm like,
Speaker 4: why gosh, And then all of a sudden, the room
Speaker 4: started spinning. It felt like I was on a boat
Speaker 4: and it's very rocky. I felt like I was gonna
Speaker 4: ship and also vomit.
Speaker 3: And then I go upstairs and It's an after party
Speaker 3: for the the Doctor Phil show that Blake and I
Speaker 3: were on. Our buddy Adam Ray does this Doctor Phil
Speaker 3: Live show. So we we did that and it's after
Speaker 3: party for that. So I know everyone that's up there
Speaker 3: or like or they know me, you know. So we
Speaker 3: have to go up in and like glad hand a
Speaker 3: bunch of people like, you know, be gracious, talk to people.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking spinning. I have to sit in a corner
Speaker 3: like a like a hermit. People are like, oh, is
Speaker 3: Adam like unapproachable?
Speaker 6: He's being weird.
Speaker 3: Then these girls come up and talk to me and
Speaker 3: then I can fight in them. I'm like, I'm feeling
Speaker 3: like shit, like I just did a zin for the
Speaker 3: first time, and she goes, I have two zins in
Speaker 3: my mouth right now, and I'm like, ha ha ha.
Speaker 3: She took two zins out of her mouth and made
Speaker 3: me feel like such a bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess.
Speaker 4: So my question is to Ti Nation, if any of
Speaker 4: you do Papa zin every now and then, do you
Speaker 4: ever have like zin back x insanity in insanity that
Speaker 4: catches back up with you. Sometimes my tongue feels like
Speaker 4: I have a zin.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I think that that's normal. When I was
Speaker 2: a kid and I was a camp counselor, we would
Speaker 2: do like chewing tobacco, like the little bags, you know,
Speaker 2: but like the dips whatever.
Speaker 4: Not a snuss, not a snust, but like a true.
Speaker 2: Like a little bag. Well, what do they call a dip?
Speaker 2: Some dip, remember, do dip? But it was be in
Speaker 2: a bag usually yeah, yeah, or I guess it'd be
Speaker 2: a little pinch anyway. I remember, so you're doing this
Speaker 2: like every day for two weeks, you know, And then
Speaker 2: I remember getting home and for sure my mouth was
Speaker 2: calling me to go to a seven to eleven and
Speaker 2: buy some skull or some coke.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm feeling it back here. That's what it is.
Speaker 6: It's just it's just it going. You want more, right,
Speaker 6: come and zend me.
Speaker 4: I haven't zened in a while, but lately the zen
Speaker 4: is calling me baby.
Speaker 2: That's how crazy hollowing me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's pretty addicted that maybe I get into it,
Speaker 3: Maybe I get Maybe I try it again just to
Speaker 3: see if I can get addicted to something else.
Speaker 2: If you get punched in the face on the subway
Speaker 2: and then you you take your backpack off your bag,
Speaker 2: you put it you pull a zin out, you put
Speaker 2: it in your fucking lip, you scratch your chest across
Speaker 2: into an.
Speaker 4: Ex brother, I'm gonna let you know you're in for it,
Speaker 4: for it now.
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.
Speaker 6: He's running man, Thanks man. Any take backs, any apologies,
Speaker 6: any epic slangy self serve, definitely gotta be a take
Speaker 6: back in there.
Speaker 4: So I feel like we dunked on Kyle a little
Speaker 4: bit when he's not when he's not here to defend himself.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I hate to do it.
Speaker 4: I hate to do it because we don't know what
Speaker 4: he's doing not on the pod. He's not in the pod,
Speaker 4: so we don't know. He could be eating babies. We're
Speaker 4: not sure, but I don't I don't like to talk.
Speaker 3: Ship on him right water when he's not here. So
Speaker 3: he could be off eating babies. We're not sure, but
Speaker 3: I don't like to talk ship on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thanks for clearing up.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's really cool.
Speaker 6: A good guy.
Speaker 2: I guess shout out to Sin. Send us some zin.
Speaker 2: We'll do a live segment. We're called the Boy the
Speaker 2: Boys goes in it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll do his zen on on the pods. This
Speaker 6: is actually great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be really cool to do a fully
Speaker 4: zend up episode. I would love to see durs just now.
Speaker 4: How does zen affect your tea or Boots got a
Speaker 4: boost testosterone testoster?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is that why you started to maybe boost your test
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 4: No problem with my levels. I'm feeling I'm actually feeling
Speaker 4: super jacked lately. So all right, you got some new feeling,
Speaker 4: some new uh personal records. I will say I ran
Speaker 4: the other day and I envisioned us, envisioned us doing
Speaker 4: the Malibu Triathlon, and I'm like, if I'm the guy
Speaker 4: who's running.
Speaker 6: I won't let you guys down. I promise, Adam.
Speaker 2: Is your body to betraying you? What's happening?
Speaker 4: My body's fully my body's fully betraying your bike yet
Speaker 4: or no? Uh no, I'm back to barely walking again.
Speaker 4: I've I've it's my body failed me once again. It
Speaker 4: was going really good there for a while, and then
Speaker 4: it started to betray me again. It looks so good, duds,
Speaker 4: every time I see you, you look good, but you're thanks, dude.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm not drinking and I'm eating way less. And
Speaker 3: that's the trick. It turns out, I don't Who would
Speaker 3: have thought so probably no triathlon in my near future.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping next year I'm back baby.
Speaker 2: Maybe we get there. I don't know. It would just
Speaker 2: huddle up and the three of us and it's a cry.
Speaker 6: That would be kind of cool. I would enter that
Speaker 6: I got today was well, that was another episode of.
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Speaker 7: Do you get diarrhea too?
Speaker 6: I love you, guys,