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Speaker 1: come on, guys, it's actually a rule of culture number

423
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Speaker 1: one hundred. You can't regularly smoke cigarettes. So you can't.

424
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,360
Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's my journey, and it's

425
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 1: it's fine speaking of journeys. Speaking of journeys and things,

426
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: I think we get into this question with Doyne. We

427
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: asked this of all our guests, Dwayne, what is the

428
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: culture that made you say culture is for me? This

429
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,080
Speaker 1: is the pop culture that was formative for you, that

430
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,320
Speaker 1: has created the Dwayne we are sitting with today, Yeah,

431
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: there's a couple. One major one was Power Rangers. Yeah,

432
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:53,920
Speaker 1: phenomenon change, I have a power Oh I have another

433
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,800
Speaker 1: tattoo that I didn't check. You have a tattoo that's

434
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,959
Speaker 1: like it's on It's in very beautiful calligraphy. This is

435
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:05,760
Speaker 1: It's morphan time on my Yeah, Zach, the Black Ranger

436
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: just really gave me everythingsolute Tito. He wore pants. Yeah,

437
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 1: is he in the movie? I know he was not.

438
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:19,680
Speaker 1: He was gone by then. It was that was but

439
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: but but the Blue Ranger was black in the movie, right, No,

440
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,480
Speaker 1: the Blue Ranger was one with the glasses in the movie.

441
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: He was black in the new movie and the New

442
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: Black Yes, Okay, did we like the new movie? I

443
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:34,720
Speaker 1: actually did. I actually I loved it. It doesn't have

444
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 1: the nostalgic fill of the first one. County Ivan News, yes,

445
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 1: a full county. Yeah, we need County Ivan News. And also,

446
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 1: but I did appreciate about the new one. Elizabeth Banks

447
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:48,280
Speaker 1: as reader repulse. I thought that was inspired. Also loved

448
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 1: the Becky g moment for I Live for a Queer

449
00:22:51,640 --> 00:23:00,440
Speaker 1: Becky Becky G was great. And then but read a

450
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:03,760
Speaker 1: repulsa just saying Crispy Creme Crispy Creme all over again,

451
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:11,160
Speaker 1: Brian Bryan, Brian Cranston. Yes, and also fucking hot, asked

452
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: a daker Montgomery, who has the red Ranger is about

453
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: to say name? I was shocked as well. Is he

454
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 1: Australian regular white? He's not regular. He's a white. He's

455
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 1: a which means worse. He's hum worth. He's a beach white.

456
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: He's a surfer white. He's one of those like Australians

457
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 1: that except I will say this, Australians they can turn

458
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: out a good American accent. Sometimes I'm like, what the

459
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 1: funk when I find out the Australian like like like

460
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: the kids from Riverdale, he's Kiwi. I don't know where

461
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: that what? That's where that New Zealand, New Zealand. The

462
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:50,919
Speaker 1: main guy, Yes, the redhead that he's Kiwi, like straight

463
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:57,680
Speaker 1: up Geraldine, Geraldine, Geraldine does such a she does very good.

464
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: But Jean is that like an old black lady who

465
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: is with gerald Dame. You're right, You're right, gerald Dame.

466
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 1: She's she's a wonderful young Australian Indian Australian. So she's

467
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: a friend of a fan is like, so she like

468
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,639
Speaker 1: cloaks it so fucking well, we have to get her.

469
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 1: She's a friend of the man and a very very,

470
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: very good person. But here's the thing, Like I think

471
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,520
Speaker 1: I would. I can't tell if I would do a

472
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 1: horrible British slash Australian accent if I were called for.

473
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a tough thing to do. It's hard,

474
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 1: it's hard. But anyway, would you Okay, do you think

475
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: you would you think you would do I think you

476
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 1: might do a good British I was in the last

477
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: play I did. I had to play British and it

478
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: was at the time it was good. I don't remember

479
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: it now because people get into like read when it's

480
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: when people start getting into regionality ship, I'm like, oh

481
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,800
Speaker 1: well now it's like now I'm in my head and

482
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: now I'm like, I can't tell if I'm doing if

483
00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: I'm doing Leads or Cockney or whatever the fuck. You know. Yeah,

484
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,200
Speaker 1: I can never tell what kind of British accent I'm

485
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: going to start doing before I do. But then you

486
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 1: commit to it once you do it. Yeah, Like I

487
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 1: think sometimes you often slip into like whatever Adele does,

488
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 1: and you know she's very much lower class, right, Okay,

489
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: let me see what comes out okay, each like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,

490
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:22,800
Speaker 1: very easy to slip into this. And then there's also

491
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:26,520
Speaker 1: the south Shield accent. The people that talk like this,

492
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 1: like the Beatles almost, but also the Cheryl Cole from

493
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,480
Speaker 1: X Factor has this accent. And I was watching a

494
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: lot of British television and she offered them talk let

495
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 1: me see. I think that what I have is sort

496
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 1: of wins a royalty accent, extremely Buckingham from rich. Yes,

497
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 1: like I'm what's a phase from down the crown. The

498
00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:01,560
Speaker 1: way she speaks, it's quite you know, there's a there's

499
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,200
Speaker 1: a word. Um, there's a word the Queen's British, the Queen,

500
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:11,720
Speaker 1: the Queen, the Queen's British. There's there's one word, um

501
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 1: like oh this is the this is the word that

502
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: calibrates it for me. Quite quiet. And then if you

503
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: if you, if you see quiet in my head, that

504
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: by so okay, this is I'm really glad we're exploring

505
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: power power Rangers. But we have talked about power Rangers Mark,

506
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,639
Speaker 1: because there's no way we can just keep over it

507
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,879
Speaker 1: because that's too much. It's it's like when we just

508
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: talked about the Spice Girls. With Karen and Christina. I

509
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: was like, I can't believe we haven't talked about the

510
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: Spice Girls yet. I killed this way talked about Power Rangers.

511
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 1: So you were a fan from an early age? Yes?

512
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,199
Speaker 1: How old are yeah? Well the same age? Okay, so

513
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 1: we had the o G Power Rangers, but I like

514
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: stayed on for what I see, Um, I see, I

515
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: stayed on. You know where I fell off with Power

516
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: Rangers while Force, Yeah, I'm talking about that didn't murder somebody?

517
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: And can I tell you the hottest Power Ranger to

518
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: every absolutely that the Red Ranger from Wild Force, and

519
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: that first episode of Wild Force was very well done.

520
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: That hair. I don't know what was this? What was

521
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 1: the deal with the hair? He he was like he

522
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: was like a jungle boy. Yeah, we don't mean that

523
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: he was basically white Mowgli and I don't think so,

524
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,360
Speaker 1: honey of that. Oh, we have to talk about Hot

525
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:36,040
Speaker 1: Associate producer Alec Happens. H A. P A is with us.

526
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: Are only hot ones, they are only hot ones of

527
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: all genders. But Happa is a fellow Denver. Right, we

528
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 1: talked about he went to g w Iman to smokey Hell,

529
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,520
Speaker 1: we got a good banana shirt, me Happa and doing

530
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: all were at I Be. We all had a long

531
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 1: conversation about what our hls were, and you know, it

532
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: was a beautiful esoteric moment. And I don't speak this language.

533
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: I was an ap child on the East Coast and

534
00:27:56,560 --> 00:28:02,160
Speaker 1: you were just true, true apple. But anyway, we can't

535
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 1: leave the power. I just again, um, but I will

536
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: say this, the first great love story of my time

537
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 1: was Kimberly and Tommy the Pink Ranger. And I guess

538
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: green Ranger turned into white Ranger turned into black. He

539
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 1: was he was, he was moving throughout the colors. Kimberly

540
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,440
Speaker 1: stayed pink. Kimberly stayed pink. She was like the first Yeah,

541
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 1: she was like a true nineties icon Amy Joe Johnson.

542
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 1: Johnson and I feel like every single town had some

543
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:34,680
Speaker 1: urban legend where where they were like our drama teacher knows,

544
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: Amy Joe Johnson, there was like a stunt. It's such

545
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,920
Speaker 1: a it's such a dumb stuy. She was a star.

546
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: There was something about her. She was definitely the one

547
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 1: that stood out like she was like popped. But maybe

548
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: it was just because like she was like the girl.

549
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,960
Speaker 1: Because they weren't like sexualizing the women of color she

550
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: had at like she was. She was also in a

551
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 1: Disney original movie called susan Fantastic as well thing and

552
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: that that movie is fucking sad. It is this. I

553
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: don't know why they made that into a movie. Do

554
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,479
Speaker 1: you know about vague? Okay, So just for the listeners

555
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: who don't know about susie Que, we should just go

556
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: through susie Q. So susie Que begins in the year nine,

557
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: and susie Q is a high school girl who gets

558
00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: asked out to the dance or maybe the prom or

559
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: something from homecoming one of those days. Right, She's going

560
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: a gorgeous pink dress and her day comes a picture

561
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: up in the car her parents he are off and

562
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: they get into a car accident on the way of

563
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: the dancedge on a bridge and the bridge like falls

564
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: into the lake or whatever, and then she a ghost.

565
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: She dies, and then like it's in the modern time

566
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: and she's the ghost has to like help this other

567
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: high school boy like do something. Yeah, and that kind

568
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: of falls in love with the ghost. It's a whole

569
00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 1: they definitely there's an unfinished business narrative. It's very odd,

570
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: but Amy Joe Johnson plays susie Q, And also I

571
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: remember about susie Q that she was like bleeding from

572
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: the head when she died, and I was like, this

573
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: is like fully a Disney. I don't know. It was dark.

574
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: It was dark dealt with death like we discussed we

575
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: discussed earlier. Kim really popped. But I feel like Triny

576
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 1: tran Triny Kwon played by Tweet trying who tragical? Who

577
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 1: did die? And this is crazy? No, god, wait, that

578
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: was so fucking sad. I don't remember when that did

579
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: that happen? Like late odds, like after like by the

580
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:26,280
Speaker 1: time we had grown out. She wasn't in the movie

581
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: because in the in the In the Mighty Morphine Power

582
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 1: Rangers movie, Aisha was the Yellow Range yes right, and

583
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: I fucking lived for yeah. I loved her place by

584
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: her African cousin Tanya. Oh my god, she was. And

585
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: like in the series, Aisha went to Africa and switched

586
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: with her cousin, Ta goes to Africa. So in season

587
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: three there's a spell where they all become little kids,

588
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 1: and so then little kid Aisha goes to Africa and

589
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm just gonna stay here switched with her

590
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: and she came back. I was like, I guess I'll

591
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: be the Yellow Ranger, which you know, just means they

592
00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: were done with the actress. Absolutely, we need a new black.

593
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,479
Speaker 1: They were like, we can't deal with whatever you're serving

594
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: right now. Strange fact that actress was also in the

595
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: movie Rent. She was one of the singers that was

596
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: singing about having it's there. I just like remember like

597
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: Power Rangers as actors like in the movie not another

598
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: team movie. The actress who has her titties out was

599
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: the Yellow Rangers and Power Rangers Lost Galaxy. Wait, we

600
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 1: have a true scholar with YEA Rangers. Okay, can you

601
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: can you do this? Can you go in order of

602
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: the franchises? I can try. There's like to point, Okay,

603
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 1: let me it's first it's Mighty Morphine Power Rangers, Yes,

604
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: And then within Mighty Morphine there's Mighty Morphin Anglian Rangers,

605
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 1: because Anglian Rangers come in right uh. And then there's

606
00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: within the first three seasons as Mighty Morphine. But then

607
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 1: they get their nin Jetti powers, which much of any

608
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 1: more from Power Rangers movie it's based on. I loved

609
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: that story in the movie by I loved that because

610
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: Dulcia the little lady with the little whippy things. Oh

611
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: my god. It was everything and more. Yes. And then

612
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: after that it was they get the Zeo Crystals Ceo.

613
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: That's when Tommy becomes the Red Ranger in the Leader.

614
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: And then after that was Turbo, which is what the

615
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: second Power Rangers movie was based off of. But then

616
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: at this point we've swapped. It's different people. Yes, this

617
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,600
Speaker 1: is now like um where they had Justin who was

618
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 1: like the little boy who grew when he morphed. That

619
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 1: was in Turbo. Yeah, that was that's when slightly jumped

620
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: the shark. Like that point your post, Zo, you're saying, no,

621
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 1: I don't like no. No kids they all have to

622
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: be teens. Kids are not canton for me. He was

623
00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: a literal child. But then he mouret he grew two feet.

624
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 1: It was strange. Don't need that. Then after that it

625
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: was Turbo and then Spaces Space when they just go

626
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: to space, that's when the lead androws and his sister Andernima,

627
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: she was the Eva person. They turned out to be twins. Uh.

628
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: It was like a soap opera. And then after that

629
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: as Powering just lost Galaxy that's the one with the

630
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: lady from not Another Team movies Who to be Seen.

631
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: And after that as Power Rangers light Speed Rescued, light

632
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,600
Speaker 1: Speed Rescue. But they were just like a firefighting team.

633
00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: They had a great lights to be rescued, a great

634
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:42,960
Speaker 1: theme song. Yes, Risco light Speed. It was bantastic to

635
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: I truly listened to that theme song probably once a month.

636
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: It is fantastic. This is unbelievable. Yeah yeah, yeah, but

637
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 1: that's when like the Power Rangers were republic and people

638
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: like knew that because they were just like public servants

639
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: they were as firefighters. Yeah. And then after that he

640
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 1: was Time Force. Yes, Time Force first was great. That's

641
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:09,439
Speaker 1: when they were working with time. Um, you know what

642
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: you can you can do so much with that. If

643
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: you have the abilities to have and you have the

644
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 1: access to then go ahead. And I trust the Power

645
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: Ranger said it right. It was great. There was a

646
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,959
Speaker 1: guy with green hair who had like a robot bird

647
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: and then what was that? I think it was Wild

648
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,839
Speaker 1: Force with this guy that Bowen thinks is hot. Turned

649
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: out the narrative that I love so hot, it's crazy.

650
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 1: I think I masturbated to him as like as like

651
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 1: a fourteen year old. I think I probably masturbated to

652
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: Tommy and Jason and Billy and Zack and all the

653
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 1: original ones without knowing what I was doing. I was

654
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: like humping the like this table, you know, I thought

655
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 1: was really hot. T J. He was the one that

656
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: was He was like he was in Para just turbo

657
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,880
Speaker 1: and in space He's like black Ball. It had like

658
00:34:55,920 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 1: a really nice mold next days, Oh J. Very handsome. Um,

659
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:04,440
Speaker 1: David Yost is billy Billy. He is at all. He

660
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: has all the drag huns, he has his own booth.

661
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: Is he gay? He's gay? Yeah, I love that and

662
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: he has he just brings the blue helmet and he

663
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 1: just has it there and he'll he'll take your picture.

664
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,680
Speaker 1: He's very nice. It's known that he um was experiencing

665
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: a lot of homophobia on the set. Really is that's something?

666
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: I think? You make that a fucking movie. Yeah, I

667
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 1: would love to star in that. You would be a

668
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: great billy David. And I'm sorry, I'm gonna say this,

669
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: I would be a great hotter David Yost. Stop it,

670
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 1: David that um, but let me have that. I'm a

671
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,760
Speaker 1: hot David Yost. Dwayne, Is there someone in Power Rangers. Okay,

672
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: you tell us what franchise he would want to be

673
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 1: in and what color and what power we would whatever. Um.

674
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: I still think like the Ninjetti season was like my

675
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,479
Speaker 1: favorite one because they're because they had like pre outfits before.

676
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: They love a pre outfit. They're like, we're gonna have

677
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:00,239
Speaker 1: these like Ninja outfits and then when things get too rough,

678
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: and I would like to be the White Ranger, like

679
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 1: there was like something real about angels. Yes, because they

680
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: gave him like a gold embellishment on his on his shoulders, right, yes,

681
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: like I remember the White Ranger got like a little

682
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 1: bit more like that was like clearly the leader. He

683
00:36:17,080 --> 00:36:20,279
Speaker 1: had his own sword, yes, his weapon. He had a

684
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 1: talking sword that were like talk. He had like a

685
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 1: tiger like his sword. It was fantastic. Okay. Did you

686
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: play with the Power Rangers toys? Okay? So whenever I

687
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: would get new Power Rangers toys, it was a fucking moment.

688
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: Like I remember, like the ones where you would get

689
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: all the action figures and they came with their own

690
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: little what do you call them? Like swords? What are

691
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:42,840
Speaker 1: they called? So then you put them all together and

692
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: they made up they made the big one, the Mega sword. Okay,

693
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,240
Speaker 1: that was my full ship. Yes, all of the action

694
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,080
Speaker 1: figures like they had like a button where it flips,

695
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 1: so there yea y. I The one my favorite toy

696
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: I think I ever had was the Power Rangers, Like

697
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,239
Speaker 1: all the George would come together and it was the

698
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: pink on was the crane, the yellow one was the bear,

699
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: and this just went with the movie. And I forget,

700
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: I remember the green, the black almost the frog, and

701
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 1: I forget what the rest of them were. But and

702
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: then the was the falcon. Yes there. I truly loved

703
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,480
Speaker 1: that the black one was a frog and that whatever

704
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,320
Speaker 1: his name was, Adam, Adam hated it, yes, and Dolcia

705
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: it was like, Adam, why are you mad? And he

706
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,839
Speaker 1: was like because I'm a frog and she was like yeah,

707
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 1: two kids and turn into a print. God. Maybe last

708
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: week wait, oh my god, Dulcia was the Queen Queen.

709
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: The title of episode is Queen Dulcia. I think to

710
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 1: be more accessible. I love that, but maybe we should

711
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: do It's morphant time. It's morphant time because it is.

712
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 1: It is morphant time. It's truly morphant time. Yeah, that's

713
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,320
Speaker 1: a phrase that I really take with me, which means

714
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: like it's time to be a bad bit. Yes. Honestly,

715
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 1: time I go into a general it's morphan time. Unbelievable,

716
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:08,440
Speaker 1: whoa every time I fucking every time I pull my

717
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: dick out to jerk off. Honestly, things change, they do

718
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: the okay question, you have a second thing that you

719
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 1: were saying was that this is more like sentimental. It's

720
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 1: the curse of Monte Cristo. So this is like a

721
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: very important moment in my life. So I had a

722
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,479
Speaker 1: very bad stutter for a large part of my life.

723
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I had to speach therapy for fifteen years and and

724
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 1: it was like fourth or fifth grade. Um, my teachers

725
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,319
Speaker 1: would hate calling me because like I was very smart,

726
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, I know the answer, but it

727
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,760
Speaker 1: would be so hard to get out. And I remember

728
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 1: I volunteered to read like an excerpt from the like

729
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,719
Speaker 1: an expert from the play the Cursor Monte Cristo. And

730
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: it's the first time where I read something and didn't stutter.

731
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,160
Speaker 1: And I realized that when I'm like reading or acting,

732
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 1: I did not stutter. And that was like the beginning

733
00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: of me finding that out. And that's how I got

734
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,239
Speaker 1: into like perform because I was like, Oh, when I'm

735
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: not saying my own words, it's easier to talk because

736
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,959
Speaker 1: I don't have to think about the words because they're

737
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: given to me. And it was just like a very

738
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 1: like oh ah ha moment. Okay, that's amazing. So do

739
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: you think that your stutter was a social thing or

740
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 1: an anxiety things? So stuttering as like a science, it's

741
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 1: not really. People don't know why someone stutters or why

742
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 1: they stop, but you have so like with my speech therapy,

743
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: I had to have normal therapy just to be like,

744
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: we have to figure out what is triggering the stutter.

745
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,319
Speaker 1: And it turns out mine was anxiety based. So when

746
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: I was like talking to people, I would get I

747
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: hated talking to people because I was like, oh, I'm

748
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: going to stutter. I don't like this, and that would

749
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 1: make me stutter more So when I didn't have to

750
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,600
Speaker 1: think of my own words, that anxiety wasn't there because

751
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I don't have to think about

752
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 1: what I'm going to say. I can just say it.

753
00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: It's there. Yes. And then now that I'm older, because

754
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't give a funk about what I say, I

755
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: don't stutter because I don't care what comes out of

756
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 1: my mouth. Does does the stutter ever come back? It

757
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,040
Speaker 1: does normally in situations where I'm very anxious, right right,

758
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: And for me personally, it was based on my certain sounds.

759
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 1: So like saying a D was hard, which is very

760
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,280
Speaker 1: difficult because my name starts with the D. So sometimes

761
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: when I'm introducing myself, I stuttered. I'm like, hi, I

762
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 1: am whoa Dwayne? Like I had to like red, like okay, yeah,

763
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: it's a whole thing. God, I mean there is something

764
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: truly like, by the way, thank you so much. And

765
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: though no one here is religious, yeah, no one here's religious.

766
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 1: Um I honestly, well, I don't know. I feel like

767
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:37,360
Speaker 1: I experienced, Oh this is something. This is my equivalent

768
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: to you cracking an egg and not knowing how to

769
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 1: do it as you grow up. Great. I feel like

770
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 1: now that I'm older, I have a harder time putting

771
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: things into words, and then I have these silences and

772
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: then people will just like just like like zoom the

773
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 1: funk out while I'm talking and like not pay attention

774
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: to me, and then I get even more anxious than

775
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh well, now there's no I need a

776
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 1: course correct and what do I do? And like it's

777
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: truly a weird thing that I am maybe just starting

778
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 1: to notice now that I've done all my life. But

779
00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:09,960
Speaker 1: it is this weird, like newfound social anxiety I have.

780
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: That's interesting anyway, something something I used to do growing

781
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,879
Speaker 1: up and now I I eliminated. But they almost sent

782
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: me to therapy about it too, they being my parents. Um,

783
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: I would say something and then I would say something

784
00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 1: like I would say I would say a sentence and

785
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: I would say a sense like I would repeat it

786
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: after in a really quiet voice. I think it was

787
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: because I wanted to check with myself that what I

788
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,239
Speaker 1: had said was like good or cool. So I think

789
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:39,799
Speaker 1: it was I just want to check at myself. But

790
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 1: my mom was always like stop doing that, and I

791
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: was like stop. What was really fucked up is that

792
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:50,840
Speaker 1: when I was a kid, because the stutter was anxiety based,

793
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: I couldn't lie, So like when I would lie, I

794
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: would automatically stutter, So whenever I would lie, my parents

795
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 1: would be like, you're not telling the truth. So I

796
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: just like, I couldn't lie as a kid. But honestly, yeah,

797
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: that's crazy. But what I was gonna say also, is

798
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: that fucking growing up with any sort of speech impediment.

799
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: I think, like it's so it's I don't know, it's

800
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: just tough. It's not enough just just in school, but

801
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 1: just the kids are so fucking relentless and cruel about

802
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:25,880
Speaker 1: Oh they're terrible, which is right, this is something that

803
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: I say in stand ups was fine, which is like

804
00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 1: I tried to kill him a kid when I was young.

805
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 1: This is getting dark. But I was getting bullied pretty

806
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: heavily because I was like a very young, small gay

807
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 1: child who had a speech and like I was like

808
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 1: the poster child for a bullying and I was getting

809
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: like physically like beat up. And one day I brought

810
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: like garden shears to school to like I was going

811
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: to stab this kid. But I didn't because I got

812
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 1: tackled teacher. So it's fine, And my school was just like, yo,

813
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: you gotta relax. I was like, you're right, that's fine.

814
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: I bet you wouldn't have done it had the moment come.

815
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't know it was. I mean, technically my school

816
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 1: like made me like special education and my parents, like

817
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 1: I only was out of it because my mother worked

818
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: at the school and she was like, hey, don't like

819
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 1: he that's not correct, Like he's very smart, like he

820
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: has the ability to not be in special education. So

821
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: then I wasn't. But I had to constantly prove, which

822
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,960
Speaker 1: is why I was like I be because I was like, well,

823
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,880
Speaker 1: the only way I can prove I'm not like mentally

824
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: handicapped is by constantly showing how smart I can be.

825
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:41,439
Speaker 1: And then that made me to an ego mania by

826
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: eighth grade. I literally wrote my eighth grade teacher, I

827
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: know would be like, these are the ways you could

828
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: be a better teacher, because I'm very smart. I know everything.

829
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: He dragged me. Yeah, that's beautiful ego and kids is

830
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:56,240
Speaker 1: no joke. I remember I there was the thing called Excel,

831
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: the Excel program at my school, like it was kind

832
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: of like for the quote unquote like um gifted and

833
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: talented kids like and I remember I took the test

834
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,960
Speaker 1: and I did not get in, which made no sense

835
00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 1: to me. I was like, I am so much more

836
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: intelligent than these clowns you have in the Excel program.

837
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: This there has to be some mistake. And I remember

838
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: like they wouldn't let me take it again. And so

839
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: it was I had such a chip on my shoulder

840
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,400
Speaker 1: forever that I wasn't in this program and it was

841
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: just like the kids that were in it were absolutely insufferable.

842
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,000
Speaker 1: And I feel like this is a criticism I have

843
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: with like the school system at large, is like you

844
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: so consciously separate these kids at such an early age

845
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 1: based on these stupid bullshit that doesn't do anything for them.

846
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 1: And then like like in high school, of course there's

847
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: like honors classes, A, P, I, B. Whatever, accelerated because

848
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 1: that's where they're all at. But these fucking kids, Like

849
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: when when all the kids are seven and eight years old,

850
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: put them all on the same fucking class. When you

851
00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: were in elementary school, where your classes the different classes ranked.

852
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: No elementary school, like at my school, like from I

853
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,279
Speaker 1: went to a private school until second grade, then I

854
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: got transferred to like this public school. We're literally on

855
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 1: the first I got beat up. But like from second

856
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:16,960
Speaker 1: to eighth grade, each class was like ranked like this

857
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: is like the highest with the smartest kids, second highest.

858
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 1: Like what they did was they would put like if

859
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 1: there was like twenty kids in the class, there'll be

860
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: eight kids that were more advanced, eight kids that were

861
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 1: in the middle, and eight kids that were like less

862
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: and less less advanced. Like but it was like by classroom,

863
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: So they put all the smartest kids in one class

864
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: and like the next, like you were ranked by like

865
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,839
Speaker 1: how smart you within the grade. They wouldn't like rank

866
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: the grades against each other. Within the grade, the students

867
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 1: the classes would be ran. Yes, so like within like

868
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: second grade, it was like, oh, this teacher teaches a

869
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: smart kids. This teacher teaches the second smartest kids, and

870
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: that's the dumb class. That's insane. We had we had

871
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: we had one special ed class, I remember that, and

872
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: then all the other classes. I believe the way they

873
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: did it was they there was like a range of

874
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: children I guess like in terms of in terms of aptitude.

875
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,279
Speaker 1: But then of course when you get to middle school

876
00:46:10,280 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 1: in high school they separate you into like honors classes whatever.

877
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 1: But okay, because like when I first transferred to that school,

878
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: I was playing in the lowest because they were like, oh,

879
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,160
Speaker 1: you have a speech patient. And then I kept like

880
00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: moving different classes. They're like, oh, you're too smart for

881
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: this class, too smart for this class. That'll do Yeah,

882
00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: I mean that that that that that's going to like

883
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: internalize some like motivational force for you for the rest

884
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: of your life. Yeah, you wonder what the best way

885
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 1: to do that is is because like kids are not dumb,

886
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like when they see

887
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: as early as second grade that they're being separated, Like

888
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: I wonder what that does, Just how much effort some

889
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: kid puts in, you know, totally Well, I'm blocking this

890
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: out because like when I first moved to the US,

891
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: it was just like really crazy. I'm not gonna say traumatic.

892
00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: It was just like I had to like learn English

893
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: all of a sudden and like just like just like

894
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 1: cat the funk up and like whatever. But I think

895
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 1: they did do a thing where fourth and fifth grade

896
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: they like ranked the students and it was like a castless,

897
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 1: bullshit nonsense thing where they're just like posted on the

898
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: goddamn wall. We had that in school, and then we

899
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: had a gold star ship. Well yeah, yeah, I mean

900
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 1: but I think yeah as early as elementary school. And

901
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: also also this is how you know this is all bullshit, y'all.

902
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: I mean back in the day at least um early

903
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: as I walked. I was not gifted in talented myself

904
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:33,719
Speaker 1: in the in the fourth grade, but I but here's

905
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: what happened. I literally my friend Danny Wetmore was in

906
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: the Gift and in Talented class, and I wanted to

907
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 1: go hang out with him after recess. So I walked

908
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 1: into the Gift and Intalented room where all they did

909
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: was play fucking like math blasters, and I walked That's

910
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: all they did. They did not learn. Now, they went

911
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: on field trips that we couldn't go. They want to

912
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: field and they played computer games all day. That is

913
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: what they do. It's like a fucking it's like sucking

914
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: like green room lounge with computers, like that's all it was.

915
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,359
Speaker 1: But I walk in there and then the teacher Ms.

916
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 1: Ms Swift or something. She was just like cookie lady.

917
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: She was like, oh you're, oh hello, what are you?

918
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 1: You're you're a new student in the class, will come

919
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 1: join And like I was putting get into town to

920
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:12,719
Speaker 1: because they walked into that room and the teacher was

921
00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: like yes, I assume maybe who knows if it was

922
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: as near. But she was like crazy. They had the

923
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: dumb teacher that allowed that. Ms. Swift more like miss Dumb, Yeah,

924
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: there you go. That's why I should be in Gifted

925
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: and Talented. That joke, but like it's all a fucking it.

926
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: It is a joke. It's dumb anyway, I just feel

927
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:33,640
Speaker 1: like And then but then on the same token, it's

928
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: like I don't know if you if you have a

929
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: class that's like where everyone's spread out, like do you

930
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: want to like slow down the learning for the kids

931
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:45,319
Speaker 1: that need it quicker? But also doesn't matter. I think

932
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:47,839
Speaker 1: what you do psychologically to a child at a young age,

933
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: if you tell them you're dumber than the other kids, like,

934
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 1: that's fucked up. Not everyone's mentally strong enough to handle that. Yeah,

935
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 1: it definitely had an effect for sure. Yeah, and so

936
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:04,560
Speaker 1: that's why I my child into the monestary school. I

937
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,719
Speaker 1: want to have kids. Why I don't think we're gonna

938
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: have kids. I'm not having a child, no, no, for

939
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 1: what reason? For what? So that they can boil to

940
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 1: death truly also not for nothing. But this all, this

941
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:22,680
Speaker 1: type of school is making me think of the Felicity

942
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 1: Hoffman Laurie Laughlin, which is the college Scams, which is

943
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 1: literally it's so funny to me. We're recording this week

944
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: by the way, that this just happened to This is

945
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 1: Thursday that this just happened. So we don't know when

946
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: this episode is coming out, but it could be soon,

947
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 1: could be in a little while, but we are recording

948
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: this days after it's reported that as many as fifty

949
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:45,880
Speaker 1: people would have been arrested. CEOs, A couple of actresses,

950
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: college coaches, people in education, et cetera. Who we're part

951
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: of a bribery scheme to get children into college despite

952
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: them not deserving it, and like they made their children

953
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 1: appear like they were better candidates for IVY like schools

954
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 1: and although also schools like usc Um than they were.

955
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: So this is so crazy to me because you couldn't

956
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: pick two more random actresses than Felicity, so fucking random.

957
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 1: And so we've been saying in the room, like Chris

958
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: Kelly was like, wow, Lori Laughlin can't get top billing,

959
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, Felicity Huffman will never be

960
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: a star by herself. Always got to be in a

961
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: group with another like actress. Like it's just so funny

962
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: to me. And then also what's also hilarious is the

963
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:34,799
Speaker 1: courtroom drawings of them. Oh they look so did you

964
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 1: see Evan Ross cats like made them into toad bags.

965
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 1: I need that with a distress white woman on it. Yes, yes,

966
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:50,240
Speaker 1: a distress white woman on the stand for being able

967
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: to pay five thousand dollars, so it looks like her

968
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: daughter road crew. That is insane to me. Dollars. It's

969
00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 1: like conduct for your kids to you already, just let

970
00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:06,800
Speaker 1: your kids just enjoy your wealth. That is stupid. Y

971
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: tweeted something funny. She goes, it's okay to admit that

972
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:15,560
Speaker 1: your kid is dumb, like the mediocrity that you are,

973
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: that you must possess to need to have five hundred

974
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: thousand dollars paid on your behalf to get into like

975
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 1: USC when you're like, live in California and your parents

976
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: are who they are, not for nothing. I'm very cresent

977
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 1: if there was like a negotiation situation like she was

978
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:36,319
Speaker 1: like and they were like, no, she's dumb, and she's

979
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: like two hundreds, but she's sucking stupid. God wait, I

980
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: need to watch the vlogs of the daughter. Well did

981
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: you know that Laura Laughlin's daughter had a press conference?

982
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 1: She was like, I didn't even want to go to college.

983
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: She's being such a bit to go to prison. And

984
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: she's like, well, I guess I didn't even want to

985
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: go to college and they made me. So have they

986
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 1: found Laura yet? Yeah? They found her. Yeah, they both

987
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: turned themselves in ye. But for a while, wasn't lord

988
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:06,959
Speaker 1: trying to escape? She's trying to find like safe pass.

989
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,720
Speaker 1: There's a whole thing. Isn't that incredible? And her daughter

990
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: was like on a yacht with people and to leave

991
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:17,080
Speaker 1: the usc yacht. This is beautiful, it's so, it's so

992
00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: there's it's perfect, just unadulterated shot in Freuda. Like you

993
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 1: just you love that these people are suffering because they

994
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: deserve it, because my favorite things. So I mean, I'm

995
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:30,399
Speaker 1: sure the kids are like fucking nightmares, but it also

996
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 1: does make me feel bad for them a little bit,

997
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: a little bit because a little bit just because as

998
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: a young person you have your whole life to get better.

999
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 1: Their parents are freaking miserable and selfish and whatever. But

1000
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: like I do feel bad that at no point now

1001
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:47,799
Speaker 1: can they turn it around? Like it's like, yes, sure

1002
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: they can. I don't know. I don't think this is

1003
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 1: going to affect them in any way. They they're all

1004
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 1: zero sympathy. Like do you think they won't get kicked

1005
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,360
Speaker 1: out of school? I think even if they fucking do,

1006
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: they'll be fine. If you can pay five dollars to

1007
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: get your child into college. They don't go to it does.

1008
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: They're also fully Instagram stars. I forget sometimes that no

1009
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 1: publicity is bad publicity. Like I really forgot that publicity

1010
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:15,359
Speaker 1: of these people they're gonna be. They're gonna probably get

1011
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,600
Speaker 1: fucking book deals. She's about to come up with a

1012
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: makeup liner right right the next card as fine the

1013
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:27,640
Speaker 1: law flins. Oh, the whitest, fucking the funniest. But it's

1014
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: the funniest thing I saw about it was someone tweeted,

1015
00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: never watch full House just thought ed Becky was a

1016
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 1: hilarious thing. We were calling this white lady, which is

1017
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: everything perfection. And Lette Lynette. It's so funny that she

1018
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 1: went to prison for dodgy mom ship because I just

1019
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,840
Speaker 1: always will picture of Lynette, like fucking being addicted to

1020
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,520
Speaker 1: her kids, a d D medication, the heels in the pool,

1021
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,479
Speaker 1: being so tired. I'm like, yeah, I kind of loved

1022
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 1: Lenette as the character she's still stressed out. I did

1023
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:04,399
Speaker 1: not like Lenip because she was such a kill joy.

1024
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: And if I was, she had the hottest husband to

1025
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 1: time was can I tell you, like publicly I talked

1026
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: so much about white ladies, I'd be dragging him constantly.

1027
00:54:14,160 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 1: But like I am so entertained. But if a white

1028
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,440
Speaker 1: woman has a skill, I am in yeah, would you

1029
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 1: consider this a skill for Laurie and Felicity? Yeah? I

1030
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,440
Speaker 1: would love a scam I love And if I was

1031
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: a white woman, do you know how often I would

1032
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: be scamming because no one's gonna do anything like this

1033
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 1: is like the first time I'm like, oh, you're oh,

1034
00:54:33,480 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 1: something's happening, but like, how long have they been scamming? Oh?

1035
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like white women can get white

1036
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: women and like just like like your Billy McFarland's but

1037
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: like but maybe he didn't get away with it, but like,

1038
00:54:44,239 --> 00:54:46,399
Speaker 1: white women get away with the ship until they don't.

1039
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 1: But then it's like you think about all the white

1040
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 1: women who currently arguing away with Like, are you following

1041
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: this Elizabeth Homeship? Oh? Absolutely. I interviewed the director of

1042
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: the film and do have you listened to the drop

1043
00:54:57,560 --> 00:55:00,319
Speaker 1: out the podcast? No? He news It's phenomenal. I also

1044
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,960
Speaker 1: talked to the people that they it was the director

1045
00:55:03,040 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: of the film who also did the scientology movie Going Clear,

1046
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,800
Speaker 1: So this guy is really good. This is this this

1047
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: documentarian And there was also um at Sundance when I

1048
00:55:12,520 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 1: interviewed them. It was people who were involved with Elizabeth

1049
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: Holmes herself. It was like regular people that are in

1050
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: the documentary featured. This is a crazy It's this woman

1051
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: who goes to Stanford, like her dad used to be

1052
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:33,640
Speaker 1: some executive Enron after Enron crashed. This the story the juicy,

1053
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 1: like the thing that narrative that people want to project

1054
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: onto this is that she probably saw her dad fail

1055
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 1: and was like driven to like succeed at all costs

1056
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 1: and to become a successful business person. So she goes

1057
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,080
Speaker 1: to Stanford. She wants to start the startup um. She

1058
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:53,760
Speaker 1: has this idea for a blood test that a machine

1059
00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:55,839
Speaker 1: that can run a blood test based based on using

1060
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: only one drop of blood, thousands of blood tests based

1061
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: on a machine that people can have in her homes,

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00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: so you wouldn't have to draw blood. Really it would

1063
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: be much easier to get like test results and stuff

1064
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: like that. It would change and the machine was called

1065
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: an Edison. It would change healthcare forever in theory if

1066
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 1: this machine were to come into where to like exist.

1067
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 1: But then somehow it's like she she gets she drops

1068
00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: out of Stanford all of her provisionally, they the interview

1069
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 1: some of her old chemistry chemical engineering professors, and they

1070
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: were just like hack, they were just like, she's a

1071
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:30,360
Speaker 1: fucking lunatic, but she's charismatic, and she's charismatic, and so

1072
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: she's able to talk to like Henry Kissinger and fucking

1073
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: old army generals and fucking God like all these fucking people.

1074
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,879
Speaker 1: All these are mostly Republicans who like who Angel invest

1075
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 1: into this business called fairness Um. But then she like

1076
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: drops her voice and starts wearing turnals because she's obsessed

1077
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: with Steve Jobs and she starts to become this like

1078
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: different person. So she basically tries to iconicize herself and

1079
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,479
Speaker 1: to this like female, young, hot, honestly blonde Steve Jobs type.

1080
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 1: And because people, I think, because because she's a young woman,

1081
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 1: she's like a new inventor. Like she talked the talk

1082
00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: and people really bought it, and so they gave her

1083
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: all this money. And what ended up happening was it

1084
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,920
Speaker 1: didn't fucking work. She didn't like the technology wasn't there,

1085
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: and she was lying, and she like she partnered with

1086
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:22,360
Speaker 1: what she partnered with Walgreens to have these machines and

1087
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: every Walgrains would be within five miles of every home

1088
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: in America, Like she had this grand master plan that

1089
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: just was not there, ripped all these people off. These

1090
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: people lost billions and billions of dollars. Forbes valued her

1091
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: one year at like however many billion dollars down to

1092
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 1: zero after all this stuff came out, after all this

1093
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 1: reporting from the Wall Street Journal, you know, and it's

1094
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 1: it's it's like basically like Firefest, but like but a woman.

1095
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: Imagine reverse social network. Yeah, you know what I mean.

1096
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 1: It's literally that. So basically now there's this movie about

1097
00:57:51,120 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: her coming out called The Inventor in this documentary um,

1098
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 1: and there's a film being made about her, starring Jennifer Lawrence,

1099
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: directed by Adam Kay, written by the woman who wrote

1100
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,280
Speaker 1: The Shape of Her. That's wuld be great. I can't.

1101
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence is perfect to play. I was like read

1102
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: about this like last year and I was writing on

1103
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,880
Speaker 1: the break, but I just like forgot because I was like, oh,

1104
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,320
Speaker 1: this is a crazy white woman because it was still

1105
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:13,600
Speaker 1: it was still being developed. Now she has all these

1106
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:15,320
Speaker 1: charges and she could she could go to prison for

1107
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 1: like I don't know, you'll see, you'll start to see

1108
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: posters about it. She's gonna be a household name, it's

1109
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:24,080
Speaker 1: gonna be It's gonna because especially now after the Firefest documentaries,

1110
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: like howeveryone was like so enamored with those, When people

1111
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 1: hear this story and they watched these movies, I think

1112
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: it's going to be psych What is it? Like, there's

1113
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: something There is a cultural moment happening right now with scamming.

1114
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: Like people are like, scamming is like happening right. You

1115
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:41,240
Speaker 1: don't understand if I was a white person, I would

1116
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: be doing the same, no joke, I would be doing it,

1117
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: but you have anxiety about like I couldn't keep that.

1118
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: I wouldn't if I was white, I'd be like, who's

1119
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: not check me? Like, I mean the confidence that comes

1120
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,200
Speaker 1: with like like it really is, like it makes me

1121
00:58:56,240 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: feel thing it does, and I would truly I sleep

1122
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 1: I was a white woman, I would be robbing banks.

1123
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,200
Speaker 1: I mean I would be I would be the worst.

1124
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,560
Speaker 1: He's like, be oppressed so you could be a good person.

1125
00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:17,840
Speaker 1: I always say the worst culture be oppressed so you

1126
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:21,960
Speaker 1: can be a good person. I always feel like so

1127
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: with the scam with the colleges, right, So if you

1128
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: read about what how fucking stupid it is, you would

1129
00:59:31,080 --> 00:59:33,760
Speaker 1: have to think well, I'm never getting caught to do

1130
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:37,640
Speaker 1: it because literally they like made it appear like their

1131
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: daughter's road crew the photoshop, and I was like, this

1132
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: is the dumbest thing ever. And also there's fully email

1133
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: paper trails and insane. She said, row at one point,

1134
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: I didn't read these emails. Girl. Yes, they were going

1135
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,200
Speaker 1: back and forth like does this photo shop work? And

1136
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: then somebody was like she should be more in the water,

1137
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:02,040
Speaker 1: Like it was, it's just like insane. Wait, yes, she

1138
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,880
Speaker 1: should be more in the water. What what is what

1139
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:06,840
Speaker 1: is the felicity stuff? I couldn't keep up with this

1140
01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: I can procure. So basically, her daughter took the S

1141
01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:12,920
Speaker 1: A T S and they got a score that was

1142
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 1: like an eleven hundreds, and someone said, well, part of

1143
01:00:15,760 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: this is I will go in after your daughter takes

1144
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: the test and I will change the answers to the

1145
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: right one. So they changed her score from like an

1146
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,960
Speaker 1: eleven something into a fourteen twenties stupid, which is still

1147
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,600
Speaker 1: my parents would have killed me. Well I didn't have

1148
01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:31,440
Speaker 1: to take that take the A C T. But but

1149
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 1: you know, um I did well on that one. That's

1150
01:00:35,040 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: so funny that this felicity, this, this is it's Philicity

1151
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 1: and Laurie. It's like so beautiful, It's so delicious and

1152
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 1: Joel and Joel tweeted this. He was like, God, God

1153
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: bless but no he goes no, he know, he goes,

1154
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: God blessed Felicity and Lauria. And this day, like they

1155
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: gave us one blessed day to make us feel like

1156
01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: it was again where we could just not worry about politics.

1157
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,800
Speaker 1: It could just be about dumb celebrity bullshit. And and

1158
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: he ends it with, um, Beato should not run for president.

1159
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: It's so crowded anyway. But what a juicy, juicy story. Yeah,

1160
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:13,080
Speaker 1: And we were saying like, like, had this happened, we

1161
01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 1: were talking about this today in the other children. We

1162
01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: were saying, like in the nineties, it felt like there

1163
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:22,680
Speaker 1: were five big news stories. It was Tanya Harding, John

1164
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: benet O, j Monica and Bill and Diana and like

1165
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: that was like in the nineties, whereas now it's like

1166
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: every two days as a massive scandal. Like had this

1167
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: happened in the nineties, it would have been like, do

1168
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: you know, it's white women wild? And since forever Nicole

1169
01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 1: Yes and Nicole Brown Simpson that was her fault role

1170
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 1: of Culture number nineteen that was falls out here getting murdered.

1171
01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, remember if you don't want to get murdered.

1172
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: Oh it's all your phone, just the family. Did you

1173
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,479
Speaker 1: like and Run Golden We Love? Did you like reading

1174
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,080
Speaker 1: for Late Night? Was that like a fun thing for you?

1175
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 1: Was that like a hectic thing? I enjoyed the job,

1176
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: but as a as a black gay man again, the

1177
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: things that we had to make jokes about impacting me

1178
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 1: very differently. I was the only person color in that room,

1179
01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 1: and I think Late Night as an art is mainly

1180
01:02:27,720 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 1: affluent white people talking about things that don't actually affect

1181
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 1: their everyday life, and it was hard to try to

1182
01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: make jokes about things that I was like, oh, this

1183
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 1: is personal. Like if I was in a writer's room

1184
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 1: when the whole like Jesse smalling thing happened, I would

1185
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: not have wanted to write jokes about that, like I.

1186
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 1: But it it's a profession that forces you to find

1187
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,680
Speaker 1: funny and things that I was like, Yo, I don't

1188
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to do this.

1189
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: It's like I enjoyed it, but do I want to

1190
01:02:54,520 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: do it again? Not necessarily like if I was like

1191
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: I needed a bunch of money, sure, but it's not

1192
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,480
Speaker 1: my first choice. I'd rather be in a narrative room

1193
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 1: where I can just like make up stories that are

1194
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,040
Speaker 1: fun and not have to anchor it to something that

1195
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: is uncomfortable and like crazy, because like that's I mean,

1196
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,120
Speaker 1: that's like mine and I can I feel comfortable saying this.

1197
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: That's like my least favorite part of my job as

1198
01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 1: just the times when you have to sit in a

1199
01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:20,000
Speaker 1: room and decide how to make something horrible funny. It's

1200
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: like how do you? And it's it never feels like

1201
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 1: it fully pays off, because there's still that like pounce

1202
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:28,000
Speaker 1: of pain to everything, but like anyway, it's like how

1203
01:03:28,080 --> 01:03:29,440
Speaker 1: is it helping? Like even going to the White House

1204
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: Correspondence dinner was like one of it was gross, Like

1205
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: I felt like the Hungry Games, Like you were in

1206
01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:36,280
Speaker 1: a room with a bunch of people who want TV.

1207
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: People are like arguing and they're like we hate each other,

1208
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:41,880
Speaker 1: but they were just like hugging taking photos. It was

1209
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting. Like Kelly and Conway was like acting. She

1210
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: was like a Kardashian like literally everybody thinking itself. It

1211
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: was then they put the writers in one corner and

1212
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,520
Speaker 1: being like, you're the poor people who in the corner.

1213
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,680
Speaker 1: And then when she did her speech, they were just like,

1214
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: oh god, how could she? And I like, what do

1215
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: y'all not see what's happening? Right? Like, truly, this should

1216
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: be the prevailing narrative from that moment. And this has

1217
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,280
Speaker 1: happened so many times. But the reaction to Michelle Wolves

1218
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: right has correspondence did her speech? Is that like that

1219
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,240
Speaker 1: just shows you that they're all playing for the same

1220
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:20,160
Speaker 1: fucking also not for nothing. I love Michelle Wolf and

1221
01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: I loved that. I love that speech. It was also

1222
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: mild in terms, so it was not I mean, I'll

1223
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: tell you what I think happened. I think what happened

1224
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:35,680
Speaker 1: was they heard that they heard her say she burns facts,

1225
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:40,440
Speaker 1: and I think they heard she burns fats, and they

1226
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,360
Speaker 1: got it in there. No listen, let me finish, please,

1227
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: They got they got it in their head that she

1228
01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: was making an image conscious thing, and then they were like, oh,

1229
01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,880
Speaker 1: she's not, but we could spin it like she is

1230
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 1: and we can get mad about this. And the eyeshadow

1231
01:04:55,560 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: thing was just such garbage to make about appearance, and

1232
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: that the ant lydia thing was actually so insulting to

1233
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 1: end out actually in such garbage for him to like,

1234
01:05:06,320 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 1: please suck my dick. If you couldn't fucking deal with

1235
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:13,920
Speaker 1: Michelle Wolves comedy at that White House Correspondence Center, you

1236
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 1: can suck my fucking dick. That that sucked. I mean, like,

1237
01:05:17,640 --> 01:05:19,720
Speaker 1: you know, something that most people don't talk about, but

1238
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: quite a few people thought that she was black, Like

1239
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: they thought that she wasn't white. And yeah, like that

1240
01:05:28,200 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 1: that has that has been a thing for like a while,

1241
01:05:31,280 --> 01:05:33,000
Speaker 1: Like they're like, oh, she's like they don't think she's

1242
01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:36,440
Speaker 1: like a white woman. They think like ethnic woman. And

1243
01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:39,560
Speaker 1: even like within that room, like there was moments where

1244
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 1: people were like whisper and being like, oh, like she's

1245
01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,680
Speaker 1: like a personal color, Like they said that she was

1246
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,680
Speaker 1: a person of But then what does that surf on

1247
01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,800
Speaker 1: their end, like that she's I think that would help

1248
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:51,439
Speaker 1: in the fact that like if in the disrespect would

1249
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:54,320
Speaker 1: be like, let's disregard this person, like how how dare she?

1250
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 1: Like how dare she used this platform to talk to

1251
01:05:57,440 --> 01:06:00,720
Speaker 1: us like this? That's like that is a factor that

1252
01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: even there This is just like funny in my opinion,

1253
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: But there was a moment when I was talking to

1254
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,160
Speaker 1: my reps about being the only person of color in

1255
01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 1: the room, and they were like, oh man, how can

1256
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,840
Speaker 1: a black woman only have one person of color? And

1257
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:16,280
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, that's white woman, like when

1258
01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:19,480
Speaker 1: you're talking about because like she does because she has

1259
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,080
Speaker 1: like red hair and fred like po just don't assume

1260
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:25,600
Speaker 1: that she is like like Caucasian woman, but it is.

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Speaker 1: But she's done. Yeah, I mean great. I think Michelle

1262
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:31,880
Speaker 1: is so funny. And it's just like but it's just

1263
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,720
Speaker 1: so funny because has she done that set three years ago?

1264
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,240
Speaker 1: No one would has not a fucking word, but because

1265
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,160
Speaker 1: of the sensationalism around everything. I mean, honestly, if you

1266
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: take the last ten White House Correspondence centers, I would

1267
01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,160
Speaker 1: probably rank hers in terms of like offensive quality at

1268
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: like seven. To be honest with you, there was nothing there.

1269
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:53,760
Speaker 1: I mean, and the things that work offensive in my opinion,

1270
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 1: they didn't even talk about like she said that, uh,

1271
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,920
Speaker 1: Mitch mcconno's neck should be circumcised, and I was like,

1272
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:02,360
Speaker 1: that's funny because and he has a fact, like he's

1273
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:05,080
Speaker 1: literally talking about his fat fat And they were like

1274
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: they don't care, but like they really were trying to

1275
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:10,760
Speaker 1: find anyway and that's even like working on that show.

1276
01:07:10,840 --> 01:07:13,600
Speaker 1: After that moment, we were like, this is things have

1277
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:17,040
Speaker 1: changed now, Like that moment changed the trajectory of the

1278
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: show because the show wasn't supposed to be political. It's

1279
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:21,600
Speaker 1: called the Break because it was supposed to be a break.

1280
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 1: That moment kind of forced us into that place because

1281
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:31,560
Speaker 1: everybody was like, you have to now continue what you

1282
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:35,440
Speaker 1: started at the Correspondence dinner. And by the last episode

1283
01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: we like finally got back to where we originally wanted.

1284
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:41,439
Speaker 1: But by that point we were like this is hard,

1285
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:43,760
Speaker 1: like we can't this is not going. Like we found

1286
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,120
Speaker 1: what we wanted, which was like this is a comedy

1287
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: show where we want to talk about other things that

1288
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:50,840
Speaker 1: are not politics. Like the last episode we did like

1289
01:07:51,240 --> 01:07:54,040
Speaker 1: to monologues about like crows fucking like it was like

1290
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:57,840
Speaker 1: very fun and just like silly. But those first few

1291
01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:01,840
Speaker 1: episodes are just like based on the energy that she

1292
01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:04,360
Speaker 1: gave that the way correspondence, it was very much what

1293
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 1: she had no control over. True, but in terms of

1294
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,080
Speaker 1: the response, she did not control over that. And because

1295
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:14,160
Speaker 1: the politics, like the right were constantly attacking her, like

1296
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: it was like we have to kind of keep doing

1297
01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,519
Speaker 1: what we're doing because this is the thing that's getting

1298
01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:23,640
Speaker 1: the response. That's you know, it was a weird I

1299
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,920
Speaker 1: watched a lot of like she really became one of

1300
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:27,840
Speaker 1: the most talked about people in America for the next

1301
01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:30,080
Speaker 1: two weeks after that, Like it was crazy to watch, Like,

1302
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:33,640
Speaker 1: but what was so frustrating about it was watching And

1303
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:38,400
Speaker 1: it's why the media sucks so much, because they don't

1304
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:42,680
Speaker 1: have enough time to talk about complex issues with the

1305
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:45,240
Speaker 1: complexity they need. They have two minutes to talk about

1306
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:47,639
Speaker 1: this ship and maybe and so they were like, well,

1307
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,040
Speaker 1: I did think it was offensive, but she said etcetera, etcetera,

1308
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,280
Speaker 1: without even talking about what she had said, without playing

1309
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: the clip, without showing things in context. So it's just

1310
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:57,360
Speaker 1: this begets that, begets that, begets that, And all of

1311
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 1: a sudden, you have this boiled down little sound bite

1312
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: someone here's at home and they're making a whole judgment

1313
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: on that whole piece and the whole context in which

1314
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:07,200
Speaker 1: it took place in and it's like and then you

1315
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:09,800
Speaker 1: have sucking Andrew Mitchell being like I thought it was

1316
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:14,200
Speaker 1: like God and honestly shot up. It just sucks that

1317
01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:16,400
Speaker 1: that whole thing sucked, But it's great to be a

1318
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,040
Speaker 1: part of the team that sucked it all up, honestly,

1319
01:09:19,680 --> 01:09:23,920
Speaker 1: and your jokes were very good. They were great. I

1320
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 1: mean like but but it was just so Yeah, Andrew,

1321
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:29,080
Speaker 1: work on the break was wonderful. You you brought me

1322
01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:32,559
Speaker 1: in for this thing that you wrote was bad, humble

1323
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:37,720
Speaker 1: brag you for I didn't book I just I just

1324
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 1: went in. Um. But Duyne is truly one of the

1325
01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:45,599
Speaker 1: most talented people. And I think this is a great performer,

1326
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,400
Speaker 1: great great performer, great writer. And I think we're gonna

1327
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: we're gon We're gonna put this all on display for

1328
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 1: all three of us. And I don't think so funny

1329
01:09:51,520 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: it's time for I don't think so honey. I don't

1330
01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: think so honey. Is our segment that we do. Um,

1331
01:09:56,920 --> 01:09:59,280
Speaker 1: we take one minute to rant against something in culture

1332
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:02,200
Speaker 1: that we you know what, hate that you know what

1333
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: we hate? We don't like it. We don't like it. So, Matt,

1334
01:10:05,240 --> 01:10:06,439
Speaker 1: do you have what do you have one? I could

1335
01:10:06,439 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 1: go first? Okay, that you can go first. This is

1336
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: Matt Rogers. I don't think so many as time starts now,

1337
01:10:10,400 --> 01:10:13,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey. Anyone who dates the actress

1338
01:10:13,439 --> 01:10:21,919
Speaker 1: Kaylee Kuoko, I don't like her. I think she's cookie.

1339
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:24,800
Speaker 1: I think she's hack um, but also like if you

1340
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,360
Speaker 1: date her, like Henry Cavill dated her for like a

1341
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,840
Speaker 1: minute and I'm like, what this is no way, this

1342
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: is real? This cookie girl. I was like, this girl

1343
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 1: to me is like dating someone because he's Superman, and

1344
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: I was like, why are you getting involved in that? Also,

1345
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:42,040
Speaker 1: Henry Cable, if you go to his instagram, I don't

1346
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:46,120
Speaker 1: think so honey. He is a goofy Instagram also boring, boring,

1347
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: boring bar But he's the kind of guy who'll be

1348
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,599
Speaker 1: like walking in the woods and instagram himself and being

1349
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,680
Speaker 1: like I'm walking in the woods and he'll say that

1350
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 1: out loud and that'll be the whole Instagram. I don't

1351
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 1: think so honey. I don't think so honey. The fact

1352
01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,559
Speaker 1: that you guys were a couple for like fifteen minutes,

1353
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I'm like going back to this now.

1354
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:04,200
Speaker 1: But I also think now she's like she was married,

1355
01:11:04,280 --> 01:11:06,240
Speaker 1: now she's not. She seems to be like a celebrity.

1356
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: That's like I'm a celebrity and that's it. Big bang

1357
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,240
Speaker 1: theory sucks. No, thanks, Kelly Coco. I don't think so

1358
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,800
Speaker 1: many people who date her. That was beautiful. I was

1359
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,840
Speaker 1: talking to this other day. I was like, I don't

1360
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,560
Speaker 1: get her. Who else has dated her besides Henry? I

1361
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:23,800
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, she was in the last season

1362
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:26,120
Speaker 1: of Charmed and that's when it really went down. Here. Oh,

1363
01:11:27,640 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: there's something about her where I'm just like, she's fooky

1364
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: and hack like. And I don't think it's just because

1365
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: of Big bang theory is like whatever, but um, it's

1366
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: just like something about her where I'm like, I don't

1367
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 1: like this. And then when she dates like famous people

1368
01:11:43,280 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 1: on their photographed I'm like, you know, they set this

1369
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:47,719
Speaker 1: up in it in advance. I do believe she's married

1370
01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,639
Speaker 1: now or maybe divorced. I will look it up later.

1371
01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,920
Speaker 1: I did not research this. I don't think so, honey.

1372
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: But we were talking about it in the room the

1373
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: other day and I was like, like, something about her

1374
01:11:57,520 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 1: seems like very fake celebrity today. This is damn No,

1375
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 1: that was no, this is good I was gonna do.

1376
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 1: I don't think, so, honey, sitting next to another person, well,

1377
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:14,880
Speaker 1: you're never your well maybe for later. This is I

1378
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I don't

1379
01:12:16,920 --> 01:12:20,000
Speaker 1: think so, honey. AlOH, this is this new luxury yoga.

1380
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:24,000
Speaker 1: This is this new luxury yoga brand that they sell

1381
01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:26,560
Speaker 1: yoga pants and ship. They have a lovely location in

1382
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:30,080
Speaker 1: the grove, lovely staff. The cashier gave me a free

1383
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: canvas toe. It's gorgeous. But they're they were giving me

1384
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:36,439
Speaker 1: crazy body. This more of you right now because the

1385
01:12:36,520 --> 01:12:38,400
Speaker 1: best fit for me of one of their tops was

1386
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 1: an extra large and for my shorts it was a medium.

1387
01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,360
Speaker 1: So this is I'm getting a lot of mixed signals

1388
01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 1: and my body is going through some changes right now,

1389
01:12:47,360 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: and um positive ones, I think. But I think like

1390
01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,320
Speaker 1: I need to be supported in this way where things

1391
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:55,080
Speaker 1: sort of track and scale along with me. You know,

1392
01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,479
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, when you know you're you're

1393
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:02,320
Speaker 1: fitting in your clothes all weird and but I think

1394
01:13:02,439 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: l A has really just play kating me. I'm not

1395
01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,160
Speaker 1: so angry about this. I'm just concerned, you know what

1396
01:13:06,240 --> 01:13:07,720
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't think so, honey, is more like

1397
01:13:07,760 --> 01:13:10,640
Speaker 1: a maybe we can consider something else, honey. You know,

1398
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: so I don't think so, said Aloe. I love you

1399
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:15,879
Speaker 1: as a store, but maybe we can reconsider the sizing.

1400
01:13:16,120 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. So I could have swarned you.

1401
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about all of the plants. And

1402
01:13:20,320 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, I guess you don't like putting things on burns. Okay,

1403
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 1: I can never shot on allows, God allow. The store

1404
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:32,800
Speaker 1: is different, Okay. So I feel upset for you about

1405
01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:35,519
Speaker 1: this because when sizing is off, I don't like that.

1406
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:38,479
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey, when sizing is not right,

1407
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:40,880
Speaker 1: I can tell if I'm if I'm like heavy up

1408
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:43,400
Speaker 1: here and then and then some whatever the fun is

1409
01:13:43,439 --> 01:13:45,840
Speaker 1: going on down here in my legs. I don't know.

1410
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:50,240
Speaker 1: It's it's really confusing. So that's that's just once again

1411
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 1: in society sending me, you know, bad signals about my body.

1412
01:13:54,479 --> 01:13:56,840
Speaker 1: So here's the thing you did. I don't think, so honey.

1413
01:13:56,880 --> 01:13:58,960
Speaker 1: That was like more of them. Maybe we can reconsider this,

1414
01:13:59,160 --> 01:14:00,599
Speaker 1: and I didn't. I don't think so honey, which I'm

1415
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 1: already regretting because it was like feel I feel very negative.

1416
01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that's what that's the point. But I

1417
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:06,800
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen. I guess you're right, But

1418
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:09,880
Speaker 1: I think Duenne is gonna do this. I don't think

1419
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:15,320
Speaker 1: right now and around So you think now this is

1420
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:17,680
Speaker 1: Dwayne and Duyne is a is a master of the form.

1421
01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:21,679
Speaker 1: Said it many times, but here he is doing it again.

1422
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:23,360
Speaker 1: This is Dwayne Perkins. I don't think so many times

1423
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,519
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey, Twitter potentially taking

1424
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 1: away likes and retweets, Like, what the funk is the

1425
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:33,800
Speaker 1: point Twitter? Like? Also, I just started going virals, so like,

1426
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:37,600
Speaker 1: don't take that away from me, Like, this is the

1427
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,360
Speaker 1: validation that I get every day. I wake up and

1428
01:14:39,400 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: think of the quirkiest thing I can think of, and

1429
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,240
Speaker 1: then I post it and I wait for people to

1430
01:14:43,400 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 1: like it. That like equals one. Like in my heart,

1431
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:50,280
Speaker 1: you take that away, you're taking away my blood, my life,

1432
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:54,120
Speaker 1: my spirit. I put so much of myself Twitter. I

1433
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:56,639
Speaker 1: didn't use to, but now I'm like, this is my thought,

1434
01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: this is my diary, this is my album that's not

1435
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,960
Speaker 1: music but words. And for you to take that away,

1436
01:15:04,240 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 1: it's taken away my livelihood. Like I've gotten job offers

1437
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:13,600
Speaker 1: from Twitter, I've gotten asked from Twitter, like and that

1438
01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: the popularity that you get from Twitter transcends into real

1439
01:15:18,320 --> 01:15:21,720
Speaker 1: life and you've kirks. So if you take that away,

1440
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:28,440
Speaker 1: you're taking away happiness. Thank you for acknowledging the transference.

1441
01:15:28,479 --> 01:15:30,519
Speaker 1: Of your Twitter cloud to r R O clock because

1442
01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:33,680
Speaker 1: sometimes it does. That does happen for people you would know?

1443
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,559
Speaker 1: I mean no, I haven't gotten Twitter stuff. You would

1444
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:43,840
Speaker 1: know you know. Um wait, here's the thing. How likely

1445
01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 1: is this? They said that in their next update that

1446
01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:50,240
Speaker 1: it's they're they're also changing. Um they tried a new

1447
01:15:50,320 --> 01:15:51,960
Speaker 1: look of the app and they took the bird away

1448
01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:53,880
Speaker 1: and people get really mad and they're like, well, we're

1449
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:56,360
Speaker 1: just trying. What's there instead of the bird? Nothing, it's

1450
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 1: just a blue square because they said minimalism is like

1451
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:01,200
Speaker 1: what they were going for. It was introduced it south

1452
01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:05,880
Speaker 1: by Southwest. Oh yes, okay there, and they're trying to

1453
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:09,560
Speaker 1: make it more user friendly and trying to um have

1454
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: more friendly conversations between people. So they're trying to take

1455
01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:13,760
Speaker 1: away the likes and reach meats because they think it

1456
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:16,880
Speaker 1: changes the focus of the platform and they want to

1457
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,680
Speaker 1: switch the platform to like really whole some conversation. And

1458
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:23,160
Speaker 1: also they added like of camera features because they want

1459
01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:27,439
Speaker 1: people to share more photos and video, similar to like Instagram,

1460
01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:30,680
Speaker 1: it has its own identity. Now why do you want

1461
01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:34,080
Speaker 1: less of an identity? Like I hate like communities are

1462
01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:38,479
Speaker 1: built around Twitter, like like like you have like gay Twitter.

1463
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,200
Speaker 1: You have like, oh, I'm so mad black Twitter. You

1464
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:47,800
Speaker 1: have like fucking gay Twitter again. You need It's a

1465
01:16:47,920 --> 01:16:50,759
Speaker 1: it's a tool to build. It's like fucking Arab spring

1466
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: started out of whatever I'm mad about this Twitter also

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Speaker 1: just broken and whatever I mean, it will never be great.

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Speaker 1: You know what did I say about Dwainness? I don't

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Speaker 1: think so around and it starter. I mean, when Instagram

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Speaker 1: went down, I feel like everybody had to really like,

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Speaker 1: what would like be if this ship wasn't here? Huh?

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Speaker 1: It was kind of a beautiful moment. It was the

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Speaker 1: day after all the Felicity stuff. We we've really been

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Speaker 1: through it this week. This is weird. But I don't

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Speaker 1: think it went down for me. So I didn't notice

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Speaker 1: that Instagram went done. And I think I just like

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Speaker 1: I didn't get well you were, And that's why I felt.

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Speaker 1: I really felt liberated. I was like, oh, I can

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Speaker 1: go on this hike with Joel and not think about, well,

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01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:34,160
Speaker 1: you can always go on a hike even though Instagram

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Speaker 1: is out, and I got to post a picture of

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01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,720
Speaker 1: I've been on like a very special diet and it

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Speaker 1: has really like sucked, like really like made me tight

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Speaker 1: and I'm trying to post a photo and I couldn't,

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Speaker 1: and they had to sit with the fact of being like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I just have to be happy with myself without this

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Speaker 1: external Yeah, a little serotonin bump, but yeah. Well and

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Speaker 1: then it went up later and I was like, thank God,

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Speaker 1: give me compliments. We're sucking junk. That's crazy. Listen what

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Speaker 1: an app. I think we morphed from the beginning of

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Speaker 1: us up to the end of the up we morphed

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Speaker 1: into better people. I think so. I agree, and I'm

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Speaker 1: happy to have spent this morphing time with you with Dwayne.

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Speaker 1: Twayne truly like a phenomenal, phenomenal comedian, a performer. If

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Speaker 1: he's in your town, check him out. Thank you. Will

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Speaker 1: you be traveling anywhere I'm doing, Yes, I'll be in

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Speaker 1: New York, but like it doesn't matter. I'm doing a

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Speaker 1: show at May at some college I don't remember from college.

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Speaker 1: If you go to college on your board, it's in St.

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Speaker 1: Louis Mary Mount. I think that. Okay, that's definitely a

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Speaker 1: famous to New York. But hopefully Twitter will still exist

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Speaker 1: by the time when this comes out. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The world is burning. Can we end on us all

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Speaker 1: saying our sounds yes, Yes, here we go, you gog.

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