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Speaker 1: World understand, would your mind jillion pieces ba Bana guys,

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Speaker 2: Welcome to a minisode of Bananas.

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Speaker 3: I Am Kurt I Am Banana Boy number two Scotti

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Speaker 3: landis no matter who you are, how you identify, or

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Speaker 3: whoever you consensually love. Just sit back and relax. Our

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Speaker 3: minisodes are about you. They're about us. We're always on

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Speaker 3: your side. Uh, Kurtie B. What's up.

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Speaker 2: I'm feeling good Friday afternoon. Yes, my son is sleeping finally. Yes,

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Speaker 2: huge breakthrough for you, A huge through. I feel like

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Speaker 2: I feel like the creative gates are opened. I'm I'm,

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm almost finished on this big project, this big

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Speaker 2: writing project that's been hanging over my head.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good and.

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Speaker 2: It feels so good. Yeah, like I don't and like

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Speaker 2: right now it's like for me, first drafts are just

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Speaker 2: like vomiting, Like I just vomited.

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Speaker 3: Off of the page.

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Speaker 2: Get it done, like whatever, just it's the every scene

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Speaker 2: is terrible. Yes, there's maybe one funny joke in every seed,

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Speaker 2: and then it's like just but but like get it

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Speaker 2: out there, and then I do not mind sitting and

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Speaker 2: going back and being like let's make this funnier, Let's

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Speaker 2: make this better.

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Speaker 3: That's the way to do it. That's a smart move.

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Speaker 3: I support you all the.

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Speaker 2: Way, and it feels real good.

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Speaker 3: Well, these minisdes as y'all know, they're either your stories

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Speaker 3: or your confessions. Confessions are always anonymous stories. We will

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Speaker 3: credit you if you'd like us too. This is a

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Speaker 3: story right off the top, Kurt. All right, ma Hey,

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Speaker 3: I have a truly unexpected bananas story for you. A

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Speaker 3: while back, I was out running errands and needed a snack.

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Speaker 3: I stopped at a gas station and grabbed a banana

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Speaker 3: from their deli section. I set it on the counter

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Speaker 3: in front of the cashier and reached for my purse.

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Speaker 3: As I dug for my wallet, I heard what is that?

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Speaker 3: I wasn't sure who was talking, so I looked up

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Speaker 3: and the clerk and said huh. And the clerk looked

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Speaker 3: at me, and the eye pointed at the banana and

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Speaker 3: said what is that? I blinked and responded, It's a banana.

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Speaker 3: He scoffs and say, well, yeah, like I was the

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Speaker 3: one who just said something batshit crazy. You finished the

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Speaker 3: transaction and I went out to my car, where I

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Speaker 3: sat there for a minute, just processing that there's a

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Speaker 3: person who presumably functions in the world, handles money, drives

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Speaker 3: I still think about it every once in a while,

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Speaker 3: and I like to remind myself that no matter how

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Speaker 2: That is such a it's to say, well, yeah, afterwards,

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Speaker 2: is the is the funniest part?

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Speaker 3: Yes? What is that?

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Speaker 2: Oh God?

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Speaker 3: I was wondering if he was flirting at first, or

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Speaker 3: if there's like an inside joke that everybody knows that

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Speaker 3: I couldn't figure out, Like is that a lame pickup line?

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Speaker 3: But yeah, then scoffing is so funny, like the worst

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Speaker 2: That's so. And also when she said she was going

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Speaker 2: into a gas station to get a snack, oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: the the I think the funniest snack in any gas

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Speaker 2: station is the two unpeeled, hard boiled eggs in a

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Speaker 2: that like the and you could have you could have

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Speaker 2: But I guess that maybe they would get damaged. But

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Speaker 3: Well they have too, just like so when somebody needs

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Speaker 2: Yeh, baby, it is so weird with the sugar stuff

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Speaker 2: Runs out into the kitchen and I'm like, we've now

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Speaker 3: I like that though, but it's like it's chemistry, right,

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Speaker 3: It's just chemistry. It's like it sets off joy fireworks

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Speaker 2: It's just dopamine in the brain. But you know, the

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Speaker 2: me of a bit that I had back in the day, yeah,

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Speaker 2: which was called a sad snack.

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Speaker 2: Where I would I I would the whole show. I

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Speaker 2: gonna eat the saddest snack and tell and read tweets

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Speaker 3: So no one liked and nobody retweeted such a funny premise.

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Speaker 2: And then I would just eat us sad. I'll post

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was funny. You did it on house party,

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Speaker 3: Yes, but it was Yeah, that was a New Orleans story.

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Speaker 3: But it was one of them was just like, you know,

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Speaker 3: But one of them was just so simple, like anybody yup.

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Speaker 3: little bananas in the story was sent by Emily T

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Speaker 3: and she wanted to shout out her husband Ethan their

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Speaker 3: road trippers who are bananimals and they love listening to

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Speaker 3: Let's get into another one. Maybe we have a juicy one. Oh,

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Speaker 3: this one's good. This one reminded me of a couple things.

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Speaker 3: Banana's confession. When I was in fourth or fifth grade,

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Speaker 3: so much so that I temporarily turned to a life

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Speaker 3: You are right solved. I love that.

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Speaker 2: I love a thing where you're thinking of like a

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Speaker 2: we do feel honored. Do you remember those book drives?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we also did those at my school. They would

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Speaker 2: And then you give a gift and you feel crazy,

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Speaker 3: Yes, something is happening in side of you. You try

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Speaker 3: he's a grown man now, that's why. But he was

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Speaker 3: fourth grade, fifth grade, pretty young, he just wrote I

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Speaker 3: don't know. Kurt used to really be in a synastasia.

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Speaker 3: It's like a topic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's people.

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Speaker 3: That can smell and taste like words and sounds, right.

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Speaker 2: It's that their senses are crossed, so it's like when

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Speaker 2: something it's a sound, or when they hear something it's

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Speaker 2: a it's a smell.

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Speaker 3: A name, could be a blur of a cloud of

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Speaker 2: There right right right, when they see numbers, it's music.

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Speaker 2: That sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: That's so fascinating. There was a documentary on people with Sinastasia,

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Speaker 3: because it's extremely rare. But I wonder what the ocean.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to google that.

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Speaker 2: It just depends on which Sinastasia. You know, it's like

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Speaker 3: Yeah, fascinating, fascinating.

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Speaker 2: If you have Cinastagia right in, tell us what it's like,

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