Speaker 1: You know, some Canadians don't like Rush because it's a
Speaker 1: taste and people freak out right there. It's very It
Speaker 1: is something that divides people.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that sucks.
Speaker 3: Not all Canadians like Rush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not all Canadians like anything.
Speaker 3: Don't paint us with that broad rush.
Speaker 2: How many Canadians like Nickelback?
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you know what.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: They don't, but they will do this thing where they're like,
Speaker 1: Nickelback sucks, and then a tune will come on and
Speaker 1: we'll be like, but I like this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, something.
Speaker 4: About stadiums for twenty years. If everyone hates them, I
Speaker 4: don't know how that shit hit. I don't care what
Speaker 4: any people I feel. It's it's a conundrum to me.
Speaker 4: Everyone claims they hate them, and yet they.
Speaker 2: Brill won't be for me.
Speaker 1: You know the number one Canadian that is like, there
Speaker 1: is no Canadian that does not like the Tragically Hip.
Speaker 1: I mean decades of selling out stadiums. I mean like huge,
Speaker 1: never made it in the States.
Speaker 5: Have you ever heard I've heard of I've heard I've
Speaker 5: never heard a song or have no it's so crazy sound.
Speaker 2: Nothing to associate them with.
Speaker 1: Like Canadian Royalty Wow, nobody knows the outside of Canada,
Speaker 1: and they would try to break into the US market.
Speaker 1: The lead singer since died, but they tried to break
Speaker 1: into the US market. They would break into the US
Speaker 1: basically a brain tumor, very tragic of a brain tumber.
Speaker 1: The stress, yeah, the stress of trying to break into
Speaker 1: the American market. But he they would throw you know,
Speaker 1: like in LA. They would go to like markets where
Speaker 1: they were like, there's got to be something here, and
Speaker 1: because a lot of Canadians live in La, all the
Speaker 1: Canadians would buy the ticket. No America, whatever comes.
Speaker 2: Wait, sorry, what's this band again?
Speaker 3: The tragically Hip, The tragically Hip, tragically Hip Wow, Hello
Speaker 3: the Internet, and welcome to season three sixty five, Episode
Speaker 3: five of a production of iHeart Radio. I feel like sick.
Speaker 3: My sick voice sounds like Crofton a little bit up top.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the great Chris Crofton. Yeah, always in
Speaker 3: my head. I think I'm chatting always in my head
Speaker 3: and in my heart. This is a podcast where we
Speaker 3: take a deep dive into American share consciousness. We now
Speaker 3: have a YouTube channel at daily Zeite guys Pod where
Speaker 3: you can go see us recording one of these episodes every.
Speaker 2: Week, usually the Tuesday episode.
Speaker 3: This week's dropping today. You can go see the Jamie
Speaker 3: loftus at right, that was the video. Mmmm, it's Friday
Speaker 3: November twenty second, twenty twenty four miles. Yeah, Friday November
Speaker 3: twenty second, twenty oh.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, and shout out to everybody who
Speaker 2: took the c best qualification. Because it's Substitute Teachers Day
Speaker 2: because I was. That was my fallback plan, was to
Speaker 2: be a substitute teacher for a little bit. Right, I got,
Speaker 2: but I forgot at college. It's also National Cranberry Relish Day.
Speaker 2: And that's it. And that's it. That's two things, substitutes
Speaker 2: and Cranberry Relish. It's your day.
Speaker 3: The International Day Committee was like, we got a lot
Speaker 3: of tables, man, I don't know, Yeah, we got there's
Speaker 3: a lot of days.
Speaker 2: You know, I was born today. There's some Oh wow,
Speaker 2: what a concentration of weird. I've been also looking at
Speaker 2: who's born. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you Papa John.
Speaker 2: It's Papa John.
Speaker 3: Oh shit, National Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do some cocaine and solidarity with the founder of
Speaker 2: Papa John. That's right.
Speaker 3: My name is Jack O'Brien. Ak Leno got his ass
Speaker 3: kicked by a mountain coming from the Hampton and to
Speaker 3: E you can say there's no such thing as karma.
Speaker 3: But as for me and Conan, we believe that one
Speaker 3: courtesy of Snarfula on the discord shut up snarfula. Shout
Speaker 3: out to the QAnon level of conspiracy community that is
Speaker 3: risen up around Jay Leno's face.
Speaker 2: Bruise, and I patch that they refused.
Speaker 3: They want to believe. What exactly they want to believe
Speaker 3: in is unclear, But anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined
Speaker 3: as always.
Speaker 2: By my co host, mister Miles Gras. Yes, it's Miles Rain,
Speaker 2: the Lord of Lancersham, the showgun with no gun. Currently
Speaker 2: hit me up on Blue Sky for just just different.
Speaker 2: I need some Thanksgiving dish recommendations. I have the usual
Speaker 2: things worked out, but I'm looking for something different and psyching.
Speaker 2: If you have something, please reach up to be Miles
Speaker 2: of great Ubbs kind of social uh and let me know.
Speaker 2: I already contacted American butcher who's a listener who knows
Speaker 2: all about meat. I need to find a prime rib substitute. Anyway, Look,
Speaker 2: I'm just I'm just here for the cooking tips, so
Speaker 2: please hit me up. No song today, just a just a,
Speaker 2: just a cry for help.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Miles were thrilled to be joined by a very
Speaker 3: funny stand up comic currently performing all over Aruba, Alabama, Nashville, Aruba, Helloabama.
Speaker 3: You don't have a rhyme here. She's a writer actor,
Speaker 3: host of the podcast Parenting is a Joke.
Speaker 1: It's o fiir eyes a bread, the cranberry relish of
Speaker 1: stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: M How does that fit factor in for you? Because
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a it's a matter of taste.
Speaker 2: Some people love it and it's divisive for some people.
Speaker 1: Right Exactly, You're like, well this should be sweet, and
Speaker 1: then you're like a little sour.
Speaker 2: Canadians do cranberry relish.
Speaker 1: Like cranberry sauce. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Different. I think cranberry sauce, the cranberry sauce with chunks,
Speaker 3: like I'm assuming the cranberry gelatinous can shaped mold is
Speaker 3: not considered cranberry relish because.
Speaker 2: This looks like a full on dish now deleted in
Speaker 2: New New England. Yeah, it's just I don't know. They're
Speaker 2: just talking like the ship that is made with cranberries
Speaker 2: it's like I.
Speaker 3: Feel like when I when I picture cranberry relish, it's
Speaker 3: the cranberry sauce that I don't like that has like
Speaker 3: the cranberry skin in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old cranberries.
Speaker 3: I like it, like in like I want to be
Speaker 3: able to see the ridges of the Okay, this.
Speaker 1: Looks like real, Like this looks like you know where
Speaker 1: it came from. I do like the canned, gelatinous molded thing.
Speaker 1: And you know, obviously my favorite part is when you're
Speaker 1: just trying to bang it out of that can and
Speaker 1: then it makes that sound sound that's all true sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the sound of true love.
Speaker 1: I am grateful that that can.
Speaker 2: You can hear the process.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a little if you if you give
Speaker 3: a little pierce on the backside, it'll come out a
Speaker 3: lot easier.
Speaker 2: But then you don't get that violent yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get the Yeah. You got to work
Speaker 1: at it so.
Speaker 2: When it comes out been here, dude, we gotta do
Speaker 2: it the caveman where you're like angry at it and
Speaker 2: then you get that sound. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I'm a communist. That's why I suggested that I'm
Speaker 3: a gathering too.
Speaker 2: He talked about relieving the air pressure on the opposite
Speaker 2: side of.
Speaker 3: The can get him, get him fluid dynamics.
Speaker 1: As quit tradition. How dare you?
Speaker 3: We were talking about the power of whoever names the
Speaker 3: airport call.
Speaker 2: Letters before we started recording.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were so we were trying to figure
Speaker 3: out why so many of the big Canadian ones start
Speaker 3: with why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they all start with why they all?
Speaker 2: Do you want to know why? I just googled it? Okay? Why?
Speaker 2: It dates back to the way uh Morse code railway
Speaker 2: stations along the Canadian National Railway, which had two letter identifiers.
Speaker 2: The code for the station in Malton, Ontario was wy Z,
Speaker 2: which is where Pierson sits today. Hence why why z?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Do you know? You know how with terrestrial radio?
Speaker 3: Why y Z?
Speaker 2: In case?
Speaker 6: Why y Z?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know. I forget this.
Speaker 2: You were talking about Sorry, I forgot about the Commonwealth
Speaker 2: and how we say these.
Speaker 1: It is pretty funny that I grew up, you know,
Speaker 1: and as everyone in Canada and in the UK, you
Speaker 1: go the alphabet song at the end is like x
Speaker 1: Y it's very different for this, and then you hear
Speaker 1: the American one You're like, oh, it's got a little
Speaker 1: bit of a better tune.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not q r X w VD like or
Speaker 2: why do you say q.
Speaker 1: R X dude, Okay, it's gonna be fine. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: left that guy w X.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm American.
Speaker 3: I don't just like no, actually we pronounced v ve Okay.
Speaker 3: They just like had to cover up for it, so
Speaker 3: it does run. Actually, it's just not weird.
Speaker 2: It's wrong with you.
Speaker 1: But I knew that. I just found out, like not
Speaker 1: that long ago that the Mississippi is the dividing line
Speaker 1: of how trustrial radio is either a Q trustrial radio station,
Speaker 1: yeah Q ninety six or a K right yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah yeah, Or isn't it like.
Speaker 3: WS two, Like that's kind of.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh boy, never mind, never mind.
Speaker 1: We don't have time for all these googles.
Speaker 2: We don't have no I feel.
Speaker 3: Like exp nation for these things are like the Morse
Speaker 3: code thing. It's like, why is the queritia one that way?
Speaker 3: It's because they didn't want you to be able to
Speaker 3: like the arrangement of the keys that we all have
Speaker 3: learned to type on and will never change because we've
Speaker 3: all learned it is only that way because they didn't
Speaker 3: like want us to be able to type too fast,
Speaker 3: because it was hard for the like mechanical typewriters to
Speaker 3: deal with people being able to type very fast. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm reading exactly too much. Like and they were like,
Speaker 3: if you had the good keys too close together that
Speaker 3: people were using house, they would be Yeah, they would
Speaker 3: all be like jamming up together, they'd be knocking knees
Speaker 3: and the keys would get stuck.
Speaker 1: Have you have you been on someone's phone or like
Speaker 1: this happens occasionally what I take Uber where they just
Speaker 1: want sorry, it would be a cab where they want
Speaker 1: you to input your address Uber obviously it's already in there,
Speaker 1: but a cab they'll want you to just input their
Speaker 1: address so they can follow the GPS and the person
Speaker 1: will have their keyboard setup. Not quirdy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it will be.
Speaker 1: And it's just like I'm like, this will take me
Speaker 1: nine hours, Like I cannot get.
Speaker 2: My brain around in alphabetical.
Speaker 3: You know it is definitely an alphabetical before it.
Speaker 1: Isn't that the other one that's the word.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm looking. It's actually brought to you by
Speaker 3: Zyrtec for the.
Speaker 1: People with allergies to quirdy.
Speaker 3: Okay, that would be great if the big Pharma is
Speaker 3: just competing the sky rizzy arrangement of letters. Uh, I
Speaker 3: fear we're going to get to know you a little
Speaker 3: bit better in a moment. Are you in Aruba right now?
Speaker 3: I am a fucking rules all right?
Speaker 1: It's hilarious. It's hilarious. It rained all day, so part
Speaker 1: of Aruba is now flooded because it's not supposed to
Speaker 1: rain this much. So you know, just it's fun to
Speaker 1: escape somewhere where there is no escape. There's no escaping everybody.
Speaker 1: But I'm doing shows here, so it's I'm working, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that getting you're out there on I don't
Speaker 2: know if you're like on a sailboat or something and
Speaker 2: you're in a Ruba.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I do feel like we have a new era
Speaker 3: of the eighties coming, and I think a lot of
Speaker 3: like the fun stuff from the eighties has floated to
Speaker 3: the top, some of like the best music and like
Speaker 3: some of the silliest, cheesy movies and stuff. But one
Speaker 3: thing I would just ask people to keep in mind
Speaker 3: is like I cannot hear the word Aruba without my
Speaker 3: brain going into the satanic song that is Kocomo. Like
Speaker 3: it's just there forever. It's the worst thing of all time.
Speaker 3: I think it is the culmination of like everything having
Speaker 3: to do with the eighties, where like Mike Love wrestled
Speaker 3: control of the Beach Boys from like the Talented Guy
Speaker 3: and like made this song that is just the It
Speaker 3: is just about like yuppies going on vacation. It's like
Speaker 3: the worst fucking thing possible. So anyways, just keep that
Speaker 3: in mind for what we're out to go into it.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think because of that, like Ruba
Speaker 1: sounds like a punchline. It doesn't even sound like a
Speaker 1: real place. You say to someone I'm in Ruba, They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: sure you are.
Speaker 3: Where are you?
Speaker 2: Where are you?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Ruba, Jamaica. Okay, cool, there you go there.
Speaker 3: Wease uh, We're gonna get to know you a little
Speaker 3: bit better in a moment.
Speaker 2: Sure.
Speaker 6: Sure.
Speaker 3: First we're going to tell the listeners a couple of
Speaker 3: things we're talking about. We've got a couple of AI updates.
Speaker 3: We've got an AI Jesus that is being a pop
Speaker 3: up at a church over Where where is this church?
Speaker 2: Myuth, It's in Lucerne, Switzerland, Switzerland.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Jesus is making appearances at a church in Switzerland. Uh,
Speaker 3: and then you can also have a phone call with
Speaker 3: an Ai Santa Claus. So we're going to just check
Speaker 3: out some reviews of that. There were two gods, yes,
Speaker 3: checking in with them. We'll talk about the latest doctor
Speaker 3: that Oprah has platformed and all the good things she
Speaker 3: has to say. And Christmas has come super early this year.
Speaker 3: I know it always comes early, and I know that's
Speaker 3: like kind of a boring complaint to have, but we
Speaker 3: just want to look at like why Christmas so early
Speaker 3: this year, why the sales start in July? All of
Speaker 3: that plenty more. But first offir, we do like to
Speaker 3: ask our guest, what is something from your search history
Speaker 3: that's revealing about who you are?
Speaker 1: My search history? Okay, I'll be honest. Since I'm in
Speaker 1: Aruba and I now when I travel around Aruba is
Speaker 1: a little bit of a different case. But let's say America.
Speaker 1: I like to do a little thing to ingratiate myself
Speaker 1: to an audience. So sometimes I would walk around a
Speaker 1: place and just be like, oh, okay, maybe I'll write
Speaker 1: a joke about this local whatever, just to start things off.
Speaker 1: But now what I like doing and I find it
Speaker 1: so fun, is that I look up the best things
Speaker 1: to do in their like attractions, parks, museums, whatever, and
Speaker 1: then I scour through one star reviews and I find
Speaker 1: the ones that you know, because I feel like one
Speaker 1: star reviews for the most part, it's a lot about
Speaker 1: obviously one complaints about parking and prices, but there's a
Speaker 1: lot that are just based on the person's soul, Like
Speaker 1: a five star review is never based on someone's soul.
Speaker 1: A one star review is based on someone's soul, like
Speaker 1: there's a deep history of this person not being seen
Speaker 1: or heard and they are finally they found a little
Speaker 1: channel to settle the score of so many things, and
Speaker 1: so like the literal last thing I was looking at
Speaker 1: that was making me crack up with some one star
Speaker 1: reviews of a butterfly farm which is right beside the
Speaker 1: hotel that I'm staying at, and there was a one
Speaker 1: star review of someone being like, it's really small. There's
Speaker 1: only like twenty butterflies here, but there are some iguanas.
Speaker 1: And although we did see an iguana jump out of
Speaker 1: nowhere and catch one of the butterflies, so now there
Speaker 1: are about nineteen butterflies here.
Speaker 2: So it's a good iguana stunt show.
Speaker 1: I was like, you gave that a wood star, that
Speaker 1: to be would be I would give it five. You
Speaker 1: gotta go, you gotta go. Do you like what do
Speaker 1: you want to see? Murder at the Butterfly Farm?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The one star review those are like the I think,
Speaker 2: like you say it is it is the windows to
Speaker 2: the soul, for sure. You can. You can understand a
Speaker 2: lot about a person based on what their one star
Speaker 2: review is. But most of the time, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it is just someone for whatever reason, everything that
Speaker 2: has gone wrong in their day culminates in this one
Speaker 2: star review for like one business. You always noticed.
Speaker 1: Something like that, Yeah, there was. There was someone talking about,
Speaker 1: like the butterflies didn't land on me, why they landed
Speaker 1: on other people? It's like, wow, dude, like I don't know.
Speaker 3: Ye, why is it always then?
Speaker 2: Whoa Okay, I gotta be about the butterflies right right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ugly just like my wife dons hold.
Speaker 1: We're lucky if that person has a wife and uh
Speaker 1: and someone else was like, it's rather cold in there,
Speaker 1: and I didn't bring a jacket one star like they.
Speaker 2: You know, I didn't bring a jacket for I'm in Aruba.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't need a jacket.
Speaker 3: Ever, exactly, I should be able to wear bikini briefs
Speaker 3: everywhere I go.
Speaker 1: So, uh, this is my new source of entertainment. Both
Speaker 1: complaints through one star review.
Speaker 3: That sounds great and also painful and bad for your soul.
Speaker 3: So there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2: What's something you think is underrated?
Speaker 1: All right? So this is underrated for me. I think
Speaker 1: this has a fine place in the world. But I finally,
Speaker 1: I've always been like, screw this, and now I've joined
Speaker 1: the team. So I've I've you know, I went a
Speaker 1: little sideways with this one. Okay, guess what, guys, I've
Speaker 1: been work it out. Okay, I'm now a workout person,
Speaker 1: all right. And I've always been the person that's like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to buy stupid expensive workout clothes, just
Speaker 1: wear whatever radish shirt you have and whatever dumb pair
Speaker 1: of shorts you have, and just who cares what you
Speaker 1: look like. But now that I've been working out, someone
Speaker 1: gifted me, because I would never spend this kind of money,
Speaker 1: the classic basic bitch Lululemon leggings, and I put them on.
Speaker 1: I cannot believe how good I look. I don't know
Speaker 1: what they put in that magic material. But I was like,
Speaker 1: that's how I could. It's it's like getting professional makeup
Speaker 1: done where for a TV thing and then you look
Speaker 1: at the me and you're like.
Speaker 2: It's possible. I must have been some magic.
Speaker 1: So I think people say that people have very you know,
Speaker 1: divided feelings on that brand in particular because it was
Speaker 1: pretty expensive and whatever. But and the races, that's.
Speaker 2: The other part. I couldn't. But when I read that
Speaker 2: thing about like why they named it, and there was
Speaker 2: like a joke of like because I thought it'd be
Speaker 2: funny to hear Japanese people try to say lulu lemon
Speaker 2: and is that for real?
Speaker 3: Look it up?
Speaker 1: No, I thought you were joking.
Speaker 2: No, I remember that.
Speaker 1: Now I'm I'm lighting them on fire. I'm going to
Speaker 1: light them on fire. He's liking, No, they'll probably fast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a there's a lot of uh. You can just
Speaker 1: search lulu lemon Japanese pronunciation. I remember learning that.
Speaker 3: To like, what did that cant horrified?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was because it was quote funny to watch
Speaker 2: Japanese people try to say it, not Australians.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like for a while people were I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I get they didn't become like workout clothes didn't become
Speaker 3: a thing that people wear all times of the day
Speaker 3: even when they're not working out by accident, Like they
Speaker 3: have made adjustments to make them look good. They're like
Speaker 3: somewhere between work like what used to be workout clothed
Speaker 3: and like future the clothes from the future of like movies,
Speaker 3: you know, like sci fi movies, and.
Speaker 1: It's literally Astronaut where.
Speaker 3: They have done good work like they have Like I
Speaker 3: get why they've taken over.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I go between working out in like some workout like
Speaker 3: actual workout clothes that I've like purchased for the purpose
Speaker 3: of working out, and like feel like, hey, that looks okay.
Speaker 3: And then sometimes I just work out and cloth like
Speaker 3: clothes that are in the category in the drawer of
Speaker 3: like things I sleep in, and I definitely feel better
Speaker 3: when I'm in the ones that like are for working
Speaker 3: out and actually look good. I feel like it's probably
Speaker 3: not dissimilar from you know, how gatorade, Like they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this shit doesn't like actually have chemicals in it that
Speaker 3: are helping you, but it tastes good and that makes
Speaker 3: you feel good. So that their size. Yeah, and you
Speaker 3: get to picture yourself as Michael Jordan, like having glowing sweat.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I also think because Gatorade tastes so good, you
Speaker 1: buy one of those you know whatever, seven hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty milli liter bottles, which is, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of liquid and it tastes so good, you just
Speaker 1: go and so you do hydrate because you're drinking more
Speaker 1: than you would.
Speaker 3: This actually made me wave longer.
Speaker 1: Although I will tell you that my kid, this was
Speaker 1: actually last last year, right around Thanksgiving. He was not
Speaker 1: feeling well, little kid, and so he requested Gatorade and
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, that's probably good hydrate you. And
Speaker 1: so he likes the red one, which I think most
Speaker 1: kids like that free punch or whatever. And he downed
Speaker 1: a bottle and then he puked and he just vomited
Speaker 1: everywhere that day. Glow red. Yeah, that was very hard
Speaker 1: to get out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very out of furniture and your mind
Speaker 3: because yeah, looks like.
Speaker 1: Over the TV remotes, so those were forever gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the button stick now and you know why. Yeah,
Speaker 3: my kids called Gatorade sports good and sports good sports good, yeah,
Speaker 3: which I feel like that's sports, good good sports.
Speaker 2: The one thing I will say is the guy Chip Wilson,
Speaker 2: who started He's he stepped down from the company. So yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's funny because it's like there, it came up
Speaker 2: in this he said. It's like, it's just I had
Speaker 2: a skating brand called Homeless, and the Japanese people, I
Speaker 2: think they liked it because there was an L in it.
Speaker 2: So I thought, the next time I start a brand,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have l's in it because l's aren't in
Speaker 2: their vote. It's like this very like weird exoticized orientalism
Speaker 2: take on like Japanese.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah that guy, Yeah, I know the guys
Speaker 1: with Chip Wilson. It's like that is the biggest that's
Speaker 1: a comic book villain.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Hey, but the pants they do. Look I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: lie I look good.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that weave is. Yeah, it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like a it's a little bit of I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's probably all really really just terrible for
Speaker 1: the entire planets, Like you know.
Speaker 2: It's the ship wouldn't do something bad for the.
Speaker 1: Planet, not chip Baby, not chip Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ninety percent of all Lululemon clothing that you wear
Speaker 3: ends up somewhere in your bloodstream at some point. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well they say the like stuff like gortex, like gortex
Speaker 2: Street and stuff like that that's like huge, Like you
Speaker 2: get your exposure to microplastics is like huge with like
Speaker 2: stuff that's like waterproof treats.
Speaker 3: Ohrd, you read that sounds like the bad robot from
Speaker 3: a seventies problem gorg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Willex their minions. Did you read the thing about
Speaker 1: all kitchen utensils like you.
Speaker 2: Know, black or whatever black?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's just basically whatever. It's old stereo that's
Speaker 1: been melted down.
Speaker 2: Right exactly that you had from the nineties. That's your
Speaker 2: spatula exactly.
Speaker 3: Sorry I say it again. I actually didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the utensils that are black, the plastic kind
Speaker 1: of black things that, yeah, you gotta throw them away.
Speaker 1: You gotta get rid of them because they are basically
Speaker 1: made from recycled electronics and are you know, harmful to
Speaker 1: your healthful of curse engines?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bad, just just flipping it into your food.
Speaker 2: M Yeah that seems bad.
Speaker 1: Well it's raw, yeah I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I talked on this show about like
Speaker 3: how I had an ice cream scooper that like started
Speaker 3: turning the ice cream that we would scoop like a
Speaker 3: bright silver color. Every time you would like it was
Speaker 3: like shedding onto the ice cream. What the chrome or
Speaker 3: the chrome was like shedding onto the ice cream. And
Speaker 3: I ate the ice cream more times than I would
Speaker 3: care Tom Yeah.
Speaker 2: Said in my mouth, look really cool. I look like Jaws.
Speaker 2: All right, we should take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 2: come back. We'll do an overrated and we'll get into
Speaker 2: some news. We'll be right back.
Speaker 3: And we're back, and don't fear a We do like
Speaker 3: to ask our guest, what is something that you think
Speaker 3: is overrated?
Speaker 1: Face times I'm sick of them. I don't want them anymore.
Speaker 1: Face times with kids are useless, by the way, anyone
Speaker 1: who travels that is like just FaceTime with your kid
Speaker 1: every night. Useless garbage. I don't like them. They never
Speaker 1: work out. Usually if it's a little kid, they're just
Speaker 1: looking at their own face and they want to screw
Speaker 1: around with that and put poop emojis over your face
Speaker 1: like it's not a real thing.
Speaker 3: It is not a real offertunity to put poop emoji.
Speaker 3: It is an exercise in poop emojis that is absolutely.
Speaker 1: True, or like turn into an octopus, turn into this
Speaker 1: because you can, you know, change.
Speaker 3: Daddy's on the phone, Daddy's say hi to daddy, And
Speaker 3: I feel like it's just garbage communication.
Speaker 1: I don't I think we could We just go back
Speaker 1: to the phone, just go back to a nice audio
Speaker 1: situation that is boring and low key, and that is
Speaker 1: how we communicate until you see the person in person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like right, it's definitely like it's good
Speaker 2: for the adults to get to see the little kids.
Speaker 2: But even like with my with my babies almost too,
Speaker 2: he just looks at himself the whole time, and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, he's what let.
Speaker 1: Me let me throw this by you. Do you not
Speaker 1: look at yourself when you're on a face?
Speaker 3: Everybody except my children, ye, the.
Speaker 2: Time, all the time having to self view on the right.
Speaker 1: What is that? It's the black utensils of communication. I
Speaker 1: don't think this is for us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah right because the phone, Yeah, the phone was
Speaker 2: I saw like an article. I think it was like
Speaker 2: a business inside it recently where someone was like it
Speaker 2: was like an op ed where someone was kind of
Speaker 2: like I'm done with texting, and I realized the phone
Speaker 2: call is actually the best thing about talking to a friend.
Speaker 2: And yeah, we kind of forget, especially for people of
Speaker 2: a certain age, when that was the only mode of communication,
Speaker 2: how everything was built on that. Yeah, and now how
Speaker 2: quickly just like I don't know, man, I like, I
Speaker 2: guess I like instant messenger in my pocket and I'll
Speaker 2: just do that all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, slack, did you ever have to slack?
Speaker 2: God, I'm so for too many jobs.
Speaker 1: God, I feel like that is the bane I mean,
Speaker 1: and people people get a little too cavalier with slack.
Speaker 1: So in some ways, you know, people have been fired
Speaker 1: and jobs based on their dumb slacks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's too much. I forget what the word
Speaker 3: would do for me. Yeah, the one the one good
Speaker 3: thing about face time with kids. Like when I'm on
Speaker 3: the road and I FaceTime with my kids and I like,
Speaker 3: I have this image, I'm like remembering all the good
Speaker 3: times and I'm like, god, I just like miss and
Speaker 3: I just wish I was right here with them. And
Speaker 3: then I get on and just like have the experience
Speaker 3: of them ignoring me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, amazing, Oh this is the thing.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, how you doing how was school?
Speaker 2: Where do you go? Where do you go?
Speaker 3: The phones just facing the ceiling as they're like somewhere
Speaker 3: else in the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nailed it. You nailed it because okay again, I
Speaker 1: know that life doesn't replicate commercials, but the commercial, you know,
Speaker 1: aspect of or imagery is you know, I think there's
Speaker 1: I forget what it's for. But there's a mom. There's
Speaker 1: a mom. She's a traveling, working mom, I know, crazy,
Speaker 1: and she's on some hotel bed and it's like, oh my,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you, and the kids like
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 7: To see you.
Speaker 1: Look at my stuff and it's a durable and that
Speaker 1: is now what happens. It's garbage communication. And You're right,
Speaker 1: I'm always like, oh my god, I miss you. I
Speaker 1: should check in And then I'm like, wow, you no
Speaker 1: one gives craps about me at that household?
Speaker 2: All right. I've done with like other younger family members
Speaker 2: where they look at their parents they're like, can I
Speaker 2: go now? Have I fulfilled that?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Like have I done right here?
Speaker 1: Talking to this fun I go, now, my god, there's
Speaker 1: nothing better than walking. You're walking, You're walking people out
Speaker 1: of your own FaceTime, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to pop emoji to me, I know,
Speaker 3: but for thirty seconds they're hilarious and then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: we're done.
Speaker 1: We're done.
Speaker 3: All right, Well let's let's get into some news and
Speaker 3: let's get it FaceTime equivalent of prayer.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that is we now have the opportunity to
Speaker 3: interact with Jesus via AI technology.
Speaker 2: It's finally happened, you know, we were and I feel bad
Speaker 2: because even always shitting on AI. But now that now
Speaker 2: that Christ is available to us at a moment's notice,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe it's not that bad. So this chapel in
Speaker 2: lucer in Switzerland. They it's an quote experimental art installation.
Speaker 2: They call Deus in Machina. Okay, Machina, Okay, not Diosex,
Speaker 2: but in Okay, the ghost is in the machine. Now
Speaker 2: Machina meant is God from the machine. But I guess
Speaker 2: they're saying in he came out the machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
Speaker 2: But it's basically it's an AI Jesus in a confessional booth.
Speaker 2: So it's a screen with a Jesus on it, hooked
Speaker 2: up to a computer that you can confess to. Although
Speaker 2: the church was clear, this is not an actual sign.
Speaker 2: This is not the sacrament of confession. So you know,
Speaker 2: just for all you Catholics out there, just so you know,
Speaker 2: is this a Catholic church? This feels very much like
Speaker 2: a thing the Catholic Church would be like, yeah, well
Speaker 2: I think it. I mean I don't know that they
Speaker 2: had a confessional booth in there, so I don't know
Speaker 2: how they're I mean, clearly they're they're they're playing fast
Speaker 2: and loose with the Bible anyway to even not not
Speaker 2: my pope, I don't think. Yeah, most people be like
Speaker 2: a depiction of our savior. I don't know, is this is.
Speaker 3: Some like thirty two year old actor with a beard?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, how are you my child? But once
Speaker 2: you go in the booth, a disclaimer pops up. This
Speaker 2: is quote I think that Jesus says, do not disclose
Speaker 2: personal information under any circumstances.
Speaker 3: Jesus literally does the disclaimer. Yeah, that is wild to me.
Speaker 2: Use this service at your own risk. Now press the
Speaker 2: button if you accept and.
Speaker 3: Doing it in a way that's like urgent, like do
Speaker 3: not do not disclose personal information any circumstances, because we'll
Speaker 3: both get burned. What are you going to do with
Speaker 3: my information, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Why why is it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, is it because they don't want to have
Speaker 1: to deal with the legal ramifications of someone admitting a crime?
Speaker 1: Like what is the actual issue?
Speaker 2: I'm sure someone who has better understanding of the technology
Speaker 2: than I could explain. But I don't know if like
Speaker 2: maybe it does somehow get eternalized and then repeated in
Speaker 2: some way.
Speaker 3: My guess would be so this is an art installation.
Speaker 3: This is not like from Google that they do not
Speaker 3: have the technology to ensure the information security of like
Speaker 3: what is being shared, and so they're like.
Speaker 2: Hey, don't till a shit bro Okay, Jeff Bezos owns
Speaker 2: that if you do.
Speaker 1: Ai Jesus, Ai Jesus, I'd just like to open up
Speaker 1: with my social Security.
Speaker 2: Number, go ahead, my child and your date of birth.
Speaker 2: And look, I only ask as a joke because obviously
Speaker 2: I know. But for the record, let's.
Speaker 1: For the record, Yes, why is your password mask?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, I mean, I guess the point is to
Speaker 2: apparently give people a tangible experience with AI, sort of
Speaker 2: spur conversations around the limitations and uses of the technology.
Speaker 2: The theologian who works at the church explained why he
Speaker 2: agreed to having this thing in there. He said, quote,
Speaker 2: what we're doing here is an experiment. We wanted to
Speaker 2: launch the discussion by letting people have a very concrete
Speaker 2: experience with AI. That way, we have a foundation for
Speaker 2: talking about it and discussing it with one another. He
Speaker 2: also said that there are there are some positives to
Speaker 2: AI Jesus, which is quote, he's accessible twenty four hours
Speaker 2: a day, so has the abilities that pastors don't.
Speaker 3: So, and you can also be sure he's not jacking
Speaker 3: off in there, which is more than for the pastors.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, okay, I just want to throw this is
Speaker 1: not Pastors who listen are going to be mad at
Speaker 1: me right now. But let's not pretend pastors are the
Speaker 1: same thing as Jesus. A yeah, okay, right right right, b.
Speaker 1: This is what my mother would say about anyone who
Speaker 1: was a religious She would just say, oh, they're just
Speaker 1: people who don't want to work, So.
Speaker 2: That those are the real bums God freaking leaning on
Speaker 2: this magic show.
Speaker 1: Yeah they they talked to God, Yeah, to be a priest.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah they did.
Speaker 3: My dad thought I was going to be a priest.
Speaker 2: How did you lean on a kid to be a priest, Like,
Speaker 2: what did they see in you that they're like, Jack,
Speaker 2: you might be a man of God.
Speaker 3: He told me after the fact, he was like, maybe
Speaker 3: you were gonna head. I was like, damn, pore down
Speaker 3: and pick up this. Yeah, yeah, okay were you.
Speaker 1: Did you ever say anything as a kid that you
Speaker 1: can remember about having a conversation.
Speaker 3: To God? Yeah? My dad's very religious, and so I
Speaker 3: talked to him about religion stuff because that's what he
Speaker 3: wanted to talk.
Speaker 2: About, and so you know it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and also I just always wore a black shirt
Speaker 3: buttoned all the way up with a little we.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it. Just keep cutting out construction paper.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I mean there might be advantages to this,
Speaker 2: ai Jesus, because at least this one like actually can
Speaker 2: hear you and respond, So it definitely has the advantage
Speaker 2: over the current ghost stories. Jesus, that's mostly just do
Speaker 2: it in your head.
Speaker 1: What happened to creativity?
Speaker 3: To do in your heads? To do? We're outsourcing Jesus.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, ask Jesus for something and then you know,
Speaker 1: the answer appears because you just think about it all
Speaker 1: the time and then it comes to you and you go, Jesus,
Speaker 1: get this. Yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: Now, the one thing we've seen people repeatedly enjoy about AI,
Speaker 3: there's like the scientific breakthrough the decoding of like protein,
Speaker 3: So like, I think they are going to be very
Speaker 3: specific scientific uses for AI that are going to be great.
Speaker 3: And then I think AI is going to be fun
Speaker 3: for people to play with. And that's what this feels like.
Speaker 3: It's like a one on one toy to play with.
Speaker 3: Like people really rushed into the like AI therapist thing,
Speaker 3: and that has like some very real problems to it.
Speaker 2: But with like religion, you know they're gonna do this
Speaker 2: though some people replace actual you know, mental wellness with
Speaker 2: religion too.
Speaker 3: True, and it is like leaves a little bit more
Speaker 3: to like because he's just gonna be like, why don't
Speaker 3: you pray on it? That seems to be his advice,
Speaker 3: Like looking at what people are saying, Like I got
Speaker 3: so much out of it. He just like told me
Speaker 3: that it's kind of up to me, and I just
Speaker 3: need to pray on it and be nice to people, right.
Speaker 1: Right, I mean, if that's what they need. And I
Speaker 1: just somehow got a twenty five dollars gift certificate to Amazon, right,
Speaker 1: get it to your point, Miles, though you are correct,
Speaker 1: because social services are so unavailable to so many people.
Speaker 1: They go to the church, and a lot of pastors
Speaker 1: and ministers are finding.
Speaker 2: That they STI workers.
Speaker 1: They are social workers. Yeah for sure, really.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I listened to Joe Biden. I use the
Speaker 3: cops for that.
Speaker 2: Personally, he says, I call nine one.
Speaker 3: We don't need to defund the police. We need to
Speaker 3: fund them more. There are therapists, there are counselors. They
Speaker 3: are daddy, and so I just leaned all the way
Speaker 3: in I'm calling nine one one, being like yep, she
Speaker 3: said it again is being said a little rude officer.
Speaker 1: Officer, O'Malley, do you think do you think I should
Speaker 1: have to find his glasses? What do you think?
Speaker 2: What do you think? Officer Paul George hyper extended his knee.
Speaker 3: I'm not right, sorry, sorry, but no, I will say.
Speaker 2: Ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say when I use Chat, I use
Speaker 1: chat GBT. I do use chat GBT pretty regularly. I
Speaker 1: don't pay for it. I use the just the open
Speaker 1: and what do I use it for? Mostly writing marketing
Speaker 1: documents because I hate doing that. So I'll be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you like write me a description of a live
Speaker 1: show that involves blah blah blah, and then we'll write
Speaker 1: something and then I'll change it. It's like perfect first
Speaker 1: draft instead of just staring at nothing and be like,
Speaker 1: I do this, but I'm always weirdly polite to chat GBT.
Speaker 1: I think it. Thank you. This is so great because
Speaker 1: I am like, as a thing grows, I wanted to think.
Speaker 2: You want to be on the protective scrolls. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: of course I get that.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't treat it like a machine. I
Speaker 1: treat it purposefully like.
Speaker 2: A future oppressor.
Speaker 3: Just in case, just in case NBC is treating the
Speaker 3: Trump administration. Think case.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna lay down now.
Speaker 1: I think we should open lines of great analogy again.
Speaker 2: Nice to us, you.
Speaker 1: Never know, Yeah, I mean, actually that has always been
Speaker 1: my least favorite thing anyone has ever said about that.
Speaker 1: When you're like, I can't believe this person. I hate them.
Speaker 1: I can't believe they fucking do the between They're like,
Speaker 1: they've always been nice to me. I've always hate that person.
Speaker 2: Die. Yeah, I just think again. As someone who went
Speaker 2: to like Lutheran and Catholic schools for their childhood, it
Speaker 2: feels like a slippery slope to turn to the toy.
Speaker 2: If the gamification of Jesus, like, if this is more widespread,
Speaker 2: because you could see some we've seen versions of like
Speaker 2: AI priests and other things kind of people fucking around
Speaker 2: with that. I just I wonder if like this actually
Speaker 2: just brings full on atheism to people, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: Jesus is actually an AI on my phone? Dude.
Speaker 1: Oh No, Hybrid churches, it's starting. No one goes to
Speaker 1: the office, nobody's going to go to church. They're just
Speaker 1: going to do it from their home. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: and then someone's gonna buy up all those buildings and
Speaker 1: turn them into multimillion dollar luxury condos. Good job, everybody, pray,
Speaker 1: pray to your AI Jesus as they take everything away
Speaker 1: from you. Do you hear me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyways, In news that's totally unrelated to that, we got
Speaker 3: AI Santa. The company is selling phone calls with an
Speaker 3: AI Santa clause for the children, presumably because the real
Speaker 3: Santa is too busy, I guess obviously. So for fifteen
Speaker 3: dollars a pop, you can pay this company to just
Speaker 3: run a program that will seem like it knows who
Speaker 3: you are.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Marketing yeah, no, no, no, none of it. I
Speaker 2: just even like this marketing material, this like depiction of
Speaker 2: it for their like branding. It's like AI slop art too,
Speaker 2: like it's wild. I'm sorry your chimney is also a
Speaker 2: bell tower on your home? What form of architecture is this?
Speaker 6: Again?
Speaker 2: And why does Santa only have three fingers on his
Speaker 2: right hand right?
Speaker 3: So Santa, Yeah, I do just want to do here.
Speaker 3: So it says give a live call from get a
Speaker 3: live call from Santa, like Miles said, it's a house
Speaker 3: like very Christmas y. There's snow on the roof, there's
Speaker 3: smoke coming out of like the roof where the chimney
Speaker 3: would be, but no chimneys. And then there is where
Speaker 3: the chimney would be is a bell tower.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: And then again this is the thing that we've noticed
Speaker 3: now two episodes in a row, because we talked yesterday
Speaker 3: about how Coca Cola redid their holidays are coming at
Speaker 3: and it opens with the trucks breathing, like the trucks
Speaker 3: have smoke coming out of their grill. Grill yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: bread because and now we have the house has like
Speaker 3: chimney smoke coming out of just like the corner next
Speaker 3: to where the chimney is.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, like you.
Speaker 3: Said, a bell tower. Also the image is Santa Claus
Speaker 3: approaching the house on foot, while a giant, like the
Speaker 3: iron giant sized Santa Claus is standing next to the house.
Speaker 3: So two Santa's one normal size one that is the
Speaker 3: size of the iron giant standing next to the house
Speaker 3: on a phone.
Speaker 2: It's kind of a phone call. It's it's a taking God,
Speaker 2: he's omnipresent, right.
Speaker 1: I think taken slightly in a different context. It looks
Speaker 1: like this house is on fire and it's a warning thing.
Speaker 1: See there's one Santa that's running towards it to try
Speaker 1: to save the person that's in the window. And it's
Speaker 1: also reminding you to evil giant Santa. It's calling nine
Speaker 1: to one one. Okay this going on?
Speaker 2: Norman bates his mother. Yeah this thing? What is this aberration?
Speaker 2: And also the window frame apparently goes behind the person,
Speaker 2: like it's not an actual frame of the window. An
Speaker 2: I think that I got to point out the typo,
Speaker 2: get a live call from Santa, create a memory that
Speaker 2: last forever.
Speaker 3: Create a memory that last forever. Pert, everything is good?
Speaker 3: I get so the the Jesus reviews were actually like
Speaker 3: pretty I was surprised it was so easy. Though it's
Speaker 3: a machine, it gave me so much advice. I liked
Speaker 3: weighing advice based on like the poundage. I like my
Speaker 3: advice by the pound But in this case we have
Speaker 3: a reviewer who did the deal. I'm actually kind of
Speaker 3: impressed with how well the call went. And it didn't
Speaker 3: go well, but like so they told them what they
Speaker 3: wanted for Christmas. They told them for a personal thing
Speaker 3: about themselves. They were like, hey, I just had a
Speaker 3: pet fish that passed away, which very easily could be
Speaker 3: you know, the things that I think my kids would
Speaker 3: tell Santa before a call might be like their pet
Speaker 3: fish that died. And like a couple of things they wanted.
Speaker 3: Phone rings. It says Santa Claus on your phone, and
Speaker 3: he's calling from Maine for some reason, high up north.
Speaker 3: Is this, STEFFI, This is Santa calling from the North
Speaker 3: Pole in Maine. I couldn't wait to talk to you.
Speaker 3: How are you, my friend? And so the writer's like
Speaker 3: his voice was booming, jolly did it sound real? Not
Speaker 3: quite human like, but realistic enough it'll threw me off
Speaker 3: my guard. They're like, I'm good, Santa.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm doing wonderfully, thank you for asking.
Speaker 2: Steffi.
Speaker 3: The North Pole is bustling with excitement as the elves
Speaker 3: and I prepare for Christmas. Tell me, do you still
Speaker 3: have your pet?
Speaker 1: Catch up?
Speaker 3: How are they doing? The one thing they were told,
Speaker 3: The one thing Santa was told was fucking that this
Speaker 3: fish had died.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 3: Immediately it is like, hey, how's your pey? How are
Speaker 3: they physically? Like? How are they doing? Child? Like this
Speaker 3: is supposed to be a conversation happening with the child.
Speaker 1: I hope that this they get better on that, because
Speaker 1: you don't want that Ai Santa to be like, how's
Speaker 1: your dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly the one did you say, Santa? You fucking asshole? Wait?
Speaker 2: I want to hear it because that writer at the
Speaker 2: Daily Beast who did it uploaded the actual audio from
Speaker 2: the film call just so you can kind of get
Speaker 2: a field this thing.
Speaker 3: He died. I told him, I'm so sorry to hear that, Stephie,
Speaker 3: I know that ketchup was a special part of your
Speaker 3: family and he surely and then the audio cut.
Speaker 6: Tell me do you still have your pet?
Speaker 3: Oh? That sounds like surely? Brown? Wow? No, he died.
Speaker 6: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that, Steffie. I know
Speaker 6: Ketchup was a special part of your family and he surely.
Speaker 2: It discuts out.
Speaker 6: He surely what Santa? Ketchup was such a special partle
Speaker 6: of your family, and I know he brought you lots
Speaker 6: of joy. I hope you have fond memories to hold
Speaker 6: on you. Would you like to share one of your
Speaker 6: favorite memory.
Speaker 3: With It's just like, Yo, this sounds like a fucking
Speaker 3: speaking spell. This sounds like shit.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a home depot lawn ornament that has
Speaker 2: like vocal like sounds coming out of it. It's like, no, child, Wow.
Speaker 3: This is way worse than I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I gotta say, when you were just
Speaker 1: doing your dramatic reading, Jack, I was like, Eh, forget
Speaker 1: about being a preacher. You a career happening right now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Right, And this guy sucks so even more. You can
Speaker 3: hire me to call your kids fifteen dollars.
Speaker 2: In an hour.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, get ready to make some cash.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it like, dude, would you like to share
Speaker 3: a message of your dead pet that I just asked
Speaker 3: you about? Is like such a week Like it really
Speaker 3: feels like you're in a fucking pham tree, you know,
Speaker 3: like whereas.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was special in.
Speaker 3: A few words, can you tell us what your problem?
Speaker 2: Do you care to describe the day catch up passed.
Speaker 3: Away in great details? To Santa, it's kind of my king.
Speaker 1: When he was flushed down? Did you say goodbye?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And then it just cuts off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just then immediately cuts off. So anyway, uh ai,
Speaker 2: you know, magical people all around learning.
Speaker 1: It's learning that this mistakes.
Speaker 3: The one thing this has is like, I mean, it's
Speaker 3: not inexhaustible time because obviously, as we know, it's burning
Speaker 3: down like chunks of the rainforest every time you use
Speaker 3: something like this, But like I would assume the thing
Speaker 3: is like, yeah, but we can just like the kids
Speaker 3: can talk and like the thing will interact and like
Speaker 3: it's a fun toy to play with. But like the
Speaker 3: toy or the Santa was like trying to get them
Speaker 3: off the line. They were like, all right, better go,
Speaker 3: better get going now, And they're like, wait, don't you
Speaker 3: want to ask what I want for Christmas? All right,
Speaker 3: I'm good on that. You're like you spent so much
Speaker 3: of the call apologizing. I'm so sorry, Stephie I definitely
Speaker 3: want to know what do you want for Christmas this year?
Speaker 8: Oh and then you get fish Santa Claus, and then
Speaker 8: and then to the author says I'd like then I
Speaker 8: heard nothing, but the dial Toneta had hung up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I definitely want to hear what you
Speaker 3: want for Christmas? Don't you tell me? Hang up? More
Speaker 3: on that later, More on that later, asshole later.
Speaker 2: This is just so man, this is fifteen bucks is
Speaker 2: such a racket because this is some shit you can
Speaker 2: do for free that you just absolutely you have a
Speaker 2: fucking wacky friend who likes to do bits, just have
Speaker 2: a fucking call and they can do what they can
Speaker 2: say whatever the dying mall.
Speaker 1: Go to a dying mall, go see that Santa. I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you know this, but I as
Speaker 1: a Jew, As a Jew, I wanted to see the
Speaker 1: mall Santa. And my mom wouldn't let me because that
Speaker 1: was just not part of our tradition. And I begged
Speaker 1: her because all of my friends were going. Begged her
Speaker 1: and begged her, and she finally said fine, and I
Speaker 1: was so excited, but I was afraid. And then when
Speaker 1: I got in there and SAND was like, what would
Speaker 1: you like for Christmas, little girl. I just went, I'm Jewish,
Speaker 1: like I could not handle the pressure, and he said
Speaker 1: that's okay, so am I yeah.
Speaker 3: The greatest ever, the greatest ever, mall Santa ever. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't come up with that shit, you know what he
Speaker 3: I would have said, I'm so sorry, Oh Sarah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: would you like to talk about how hard it is
Speaker 3: to be Jewish?
Speaker 2: I gotta gotta go. I thought your mom was going
Speaker 2: to tell you that mal Santas were also people who
Speaker 2: didn't want a real job.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, no, you know what she told me when
Speaker 1: I told her that Santa was Jewish? She told me
Speaker 1: she said, well, of course he is. Who else do
Speaker 1: you think works on Christmas?
Speaker 3: What she told me? God, damn your mom great bars bars. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know jac was jew too, So there you go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I told my friend Santa was Jewish, they
Speaker 1: were mad.
Speaker 3: They're mad.
Speaker 2: You got some calls from your mom, got some calls
Speaker 2: from some other angry parents. What did you fear? Just
Speaker 2: tell my daughter about Santa.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take a quick break. We'll come back.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about some other bullshit. We'll be right back,
Speaker 3: and we're back. We're back and uh, new terrible doctor
Speaker 3: Oprah platform just dropped.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just generally, I think we have to just start
Speaker 2: treating any quote unquote doctor that Oprah platforms as a
Speaker 2: total nonce that should be ignored because obviously Oprah has
Speaker 2: had a huge hand in like blighting the earth with
Speaker 2: the platforming of doctors Phil and Oz, who are both
Speaker 2: dangerously stupid, and at this rate they both may have
Speaker 2: cabinet positions in the Trump administration. So I will I'm
Speaker 2: actually I want to be on the productive scroll. So
Speaker 2: doctor Phil, big fan, big fan man, big fan, love
Speaker 2: everything you say. So we've talked about their shortcomings at length.
Speaker 2: But there's another person that I just saw on TMZ
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what the fuck is this person going
Speaker 2: on about? Doctor Laura Berman, who is on has a
Speaker 2: show on the owned network, been on Oprah, talks a
Speaker 2: lot about relationships, sex things like that. She was recently
Speaker 2: on TMZ talking about how the new Netflix rom com
Speaker 2: Hot Frosty is gonna help more men have sex this
Speaker 2: holiday season. So this is this is what she said.
Speaker 2: She said, he talks about This is from TMC's right.
Speaker 2: They said the seasonal flick will likely help guys get
Speaker 2: laid during the winter months, which is a notorious time
Speaker 2: for dry spells. As the doc tells it, hot Frosty
Speaker 2: could cure this season's cock block, as it's a hyper
Speaker 2: sexualized version of a Hallmark movie. I just want to
Speaker 2: play this clip of her talking about Like first she's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, people get so revd up, you know of
Speaker 2: over rom comms and things like that. But this is
Speaker 2: her sort of like asserting that people do not have
Speaker 2: sex during the holidays, and I'll just want to let
Speaker 2: her sort of articulate this.
Speaker 9: You're combining basically women's two favorite things, mom coms and
Speaker 9: Christmas movies, you know, with a little bit you know,
Speaker 9: and especially with a hot Frosty in the middle of it.
Speaker 9: You know, I think this is the version of women's porn.
Speaker 9: You know, most women really like some context to their
Speaker 9: sexy stories, you know, So if there's a little bit
Speaker 9: of romance, there's a little bit of build up, there's humor,
Speaker 9: and there's a hot guy, you know, that's exciting for
Speaker 9: a lot of women.
Speaker 3: Was this her professional opinion as a doctor, or like
Speaker 3: an exit interview from a movie, like.
Speaker 7: In a movie trailer, Like, what the fuck was that
Speaker 7: they're just because she starts off talking about why she
Speaker 7: thinks this is like a potent combination because, as she says,
Speaker 7: this is every woman's two favorite things.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I know as a woman, I was
Speaker 1: just immediately was so mad. I was like, I did
Speaker 1: a Christmas movie in rom coms No, and first of all,
Speaker 1: I don't understand what what makes hot frosty. We're talking
Speaker 1: to snowman and this is hot Frosty, so he's super hot,
Speaker 1: Like what are we fucking his nose? What are we doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: We all kind of yeah, So I watched this movie
Speaker 2: and he becomes a six packed like white guy. When
Speaker 2: a woman puts a magical scarf on a snowman in
Speaker 2: the town square and then she develops a relationship with
Speaker 2: him and all it is and like, you know, she's
Speaker 2: I get that. You know, there's there may be evidence
Speaker 2: about like holiday stress leads to some people having like
Speaker 2: decreased sex drives. And you know, all you have to
Speaker 2: do is I think but to sort of negate that
Speaker 2: all you really need to do is look at like
Speaker 2: when the most births happen, and it's typically August, that
Speaker 2: August to the.
Speaker 3: October window the holidays.
Speaker 2: It's like because based on that, just that evidence, I
Speaker 2: would say people, people are in fact fucking during the holidays.
Speaker 2: I get those other stress factors might be limited to
Speaker 2: like parts of America or like Western culture. But again,
Speaker 2: like her insistence on being like, you know, because no
Speaker 2: one has like the way it was presented was like,
Speaker 2: no one has sex during the holidays. But if you
Speaker 2: throw on hot Frosty, this is actually women's pornography, full stop.
Speaker 1: Thank you right, women are going to get hot and
Speaker 1: they're all going to finally fuck their husband. I love
Speaker 1: that a doctor is coming on to be like, you
Speaker 1: know what, I've just been trying to think about how
Speaker 1: we're going to solve the problem of men get having sack.
Speaker 1: How can we solve this? It's an epidemic around the
Speaker 1: holiday season.
Speaker 3: Everybody but doctor and my specialty is tricking your wife
Speaker 3: into fucking you.
Speaker 1: I think we found I think we found out that Laura,
Speaker 1: Laura gets off on Christmas movies and rom coms.
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 1: Laura is ready to uh suck off a snowman about
Speaker 1: right now. And so I don't know why she's making
Speaker 1: her her own personal fascination with this a you know,
Speaker 1: doctor certified. Wow, wow, I think, uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Just cleaning the carrot. It had some dirt on it.
Speaker 3: Just cleaning the carrot.
Speaker 1: We need a new carrot. No, wait, what happened to
Speaker 1: the cold? Don't you know what?
Speaker 2: I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about your anal cold beads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think this one steamed. I don't think this.
Speaker 3: Also the implication that women aren't allowed to watch nor
Speaker 3: like porn pornography. Yeah, yeah, women had never heard of
Speaker 3: such a thing.
Speaker 1: I like context, everybody. I need it. If I want
Speaker 1: to see, like someone getting laid, I need to like
Speaker 1: know a story, okay, because that's the way my little
Speaker 1: girl brain works. Okay, Like I need to know, like,
Speaker 1: how are they doing? Why do they have the pizza
Speaker 1: delivery job? They're paying off a student loan, they try
Speaker 1: to get to chef school.
Speaker 2: Right right exactly? I think they're they're they have back
Speaker 2: rent that to do. No, it's just it's really hard
Speaker 2: to tell.
Speaker 3: Back rent would be a good way to segue into
Speaker 3: the conversation.
Speaker 2: I would see that porn backround. God, like all the
Speaker 2: landlords they're like, this is literally our porn. I love
Speaker 2: seeing this kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: If you're why do you think this is something we've
Speaker 3: been talking about in the context of Hot Frosty. Why
Speaker 3: do you think people are so into movies where somebody
Speaker 3: is hot and has the brain of a eight year old?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, easy, because you won't attached to them. There's like
Speaker 1: the seriously, it's like the Yeah, it's like the blow
Speaker 1: up doll version. Right, It's like there's no emotional attachment.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about how they're feeling, what
Speaker 1: they need, needs, wants, desires. Now it's just one dimensional
Speaker 1: perfect there.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, a listener on Blue Sky reached down and
Speaker 2: they're like, the trope is actually called born Sexy yesterday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: born sexy. Oh else, I love that big oh yeah,
Speaker 2: splash splash, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Just dumb. And I will say that, you know, there
Speaker 1: are times when I've thought, I generally, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: I genuinely hang out with smart people. But there are
Speaker 1: times that I think of like a big, dumb, good
Speaker 1: looking guy, and You're like, that sounds like fun. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was like a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Totally, because yeah, this is just sort of like reaffirming
Speaker 2: like male dominance.
Speaker 1: To be like yeah, right, yeah, it's like oh I'm
Speaker 1: into robot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like not so dumb that they don't know how,
Speaker 3: like toilet paper works or you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: like you make it fun. A comedy doesn't know and
Speaker 3: it doesn't know how, like oh kind right, so kind,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're so nice, they're but stress and
Speaker 3: feed them and they have a vacant look in their
Speaker 3: eyes and their mouth hangs open. And that's what's not.
Speaker 1: And that's what women want Christmas.
Speaker 3: What if that's what she had gone into. I mean,
Speaker 3: it combines women's two favorite things, taking care of somebody
Speaker 3: seems like they've had had trauma and six packs.
Speaker 2: And then he just goes.
Speaker 1: Right here, right here, just with the finger right to
Speaker 1: the mo.
Speaker 3: Wait, what are we doing to do this?
Speaker 2: I'd be quiet exactly exactly. You're smart, smart, God.
Speaker 1: You're so good to.
Speaker 2: Learner pay me my background.
Speaker 3: Uh oh fira, what a pleasure having you as always?
Speaker 3: Where can people find you?
Speaker 2: Follow you?
Speaker 1: I'm on all the socials at oh fira e O
Speaker 1: p h I r A E except for TikTok i'm
Speaker 1: o fira n y C strangely m okay.
Speaker 3: Strange someone they did they totally did.
Speaker 1: Uh huh and can you imagine there is another She's
Speaker 1: an astrologer, so the very famous astrologer.
Speaker 2: So okay.
Speaker 1: She she also has a better social media team.
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean you beat her on all the other ones.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I know, she's like, she's got like a
Speaker 2: tweet to send.
Speaker 1: He she's like, oh, look who came in second today, asshole.
Speaker 1: Exactly when Venmo came out, I ran as fast as
Speaker 1: I could to just get oh Fira, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: beating that woman at least one game.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Can I'm gonna go and be very typically female right
Speaker 1: now and just say I'm going to say two things. One,
Speaker 1: I've been watching makeup videos for women over forty and
Speaker 1: on Instagram, and I love them. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: I had no idea that this is my new pastime.
Speaker 1: But b I am. I am a little bit maybe
Speaker 1: like you you. I mean, your job is to look
Speaker 1: at news all the time. But I get a little
Speaker 1: bit burnt out by the cats catstra phizing. That's a
Speaker 1: lot of syllable yes of the news. So I've been
Speaker 1: going as I've been traveling a lot and reading legacy
Speaker 1: local papers. Oh shit, and they're great. I mean they're
Speaker 1: gonna have some headlines. But also you get to find
Speaker 1: out things, I mean just great things, people that are
Speaker 1: doing good things in a community, hot balloon failures. Like
Speaker 1: you get some real nitty gritty local stuff that's going on.
Speaker 1: Someone that won a contest, someone else that won a
Speaker 1: local political race. You've never heard of what their thing is.
Speaker 1: It's great. It makes me feel like there is happiness,
Speaker 1: good people and life in the world. And you know,
Speaker 1: you just sit down, you don't look at your phone,
Speaker 1: and you read a paper for about half an hour.
Speaker 1: That's all it takes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just through those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great. Highly recommend and we should keep those
Speaker 1: local papers alive everybody because guess what, even like you also,
Speaker 1: it's young journalists usually, so it's it's a lot of
Speaker 1: you see typos, you see some mistakes. It's like very
Speaker 1: very close to the human touch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, by the way, mistakes on the Washington Post and then.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the completely wrong opinions wild. I don't know how
Speaker 2: they do it, but yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, great Miles. Where can people find you as their
Speaker 3: working media? You've been in.
Speaker 2: Whoever they got the at symbols, but really I want
Speaker 2: to encourage people to follow over on blue Sky Miles
Speaker 2: of Gray. It's miles of gray everywhere, so dot besky
Speaker 2: dot social all that again. I can't keep telling people
Speaker 2: how much I enjoy interacting there, and it's it's all
Speaker 2: with Zeitgang. So I appreciate everybody reaching out and talking
Speaker 2: and entertaining my dumb questions and commentary. Let's see a
Speaker 2: work of media.
Speaker 1: I like, oh, you know what there was? Actually I
Speaker 1: guess I do here it is hold on.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, this is from Zippo at Naughty Zippo dot
Speaker 2: besky dot. So it is a like cat like looking
Speaker 2: like it's exploding out of like a cardboard Amazon home
Speaker 2: box and it just says I'm alive. Fuck you the
Speaker 2: energy of this cat coming out of the bottom, but
Speaker 2: the box is fucking goaded. So yeah, so good.
Speaker 1: That is so good.
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Speaker 2: This guy's coming up.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is you can find us on Instagram at
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Speaker 3: where we post our episode and our footnote. We link
Speaker 3: off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
Speaker 3: as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,
Speaker 3: is there a song that you think people might enjoy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is just a nice uh instrumental jazz piano tune
Speaker 2: from this Japanese artist named Real Glee r y O
Speaker 2: f U k u I. The track is called early Summer.
Speaker 2: It's just nice, you know. I like instrumental music as
Speaker 2: the weather gets colder, and just stuff that, you know,
Speaker 2: just just creates a nice aage. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: Like jazz piano. I always feel like I'm in the
Speaker 2: lobby of like a very expensive hotel that I would
Speaker 2: be relaxing. Yeah, you're like, oh, somebody's playing live piano.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so let me see I have a
Speaker 1: dollar for this fine person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're like, oh no, please, don't that's very
Speaker 2: I'm paid. Well, you don't need the cash to but yeah,
Speaker 2: Early Summer by you'll flee check it out. It's it's great.
Speaker 2: Just you know, set the move for you great.
Speaker 3: We will link off to that in the footnotes the
Speaker 3: daily Zeite guys. Oh and you can also go check
Speaker 3: out our YouTube channel check out what we look like
Speaker 3: well saying words like this. We'll link off to the
Speaker 3: song and the YouTube channel and the footnotes. Daily's Eye Guys,
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Speaker 3: or wherever you get your shows. That's gonna do it
Speaker 3: for us this week. We are back over the weekend
Speaker 3: with the cutdown of the greatest hits of episodes or
Speaker 3: of season three sixty five, and back on Monday to
Speaker 3: tell you what was trending over the weekend, and we
Speaker 3: will talk to you all then.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye, bye bye bye