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Speaker 1: What's up with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 3: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 3: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pickup line on you. Excuse me, little miss,

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Speaker 3: I think there's something on your face. Maybe I can

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Speaker 3: help you get it off. Oh wait, that's just beauty. Oh,

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Speaker 3: whatever you do, don't call the geek squad to pick

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Speaker 3: him up in a body bag. Instead, tell him that

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Speaker 3: his dumb pickup line made you blush all over. It

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Speaker 3: should and he should call you sometime, and then hopefully

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Speaker 3: he'll leave us an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 3: on the air voicemails like this one. Next.

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Speaker 4: Hey, babe, keep it on my mind like non stop

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Speaker 4: since the other night.

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Speaker 5: I just can't stop thinking about how good you looked

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Speaker 5: in that dress.

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Speaker 4: Or I was thinking maybe we could meet up one

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Speaker 4: of these nights.

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Speaker 1: Downtown and grab a drink, just to grab a drink

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Speaker 1: and then, you know, get down to the business that we.

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Speaker 4: Really want to get down to.

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Speaker 1: She's my numbers, so get you back up.

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Speaker 4: Next message.

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Speaker 3: Oh you think he's talking about selling an insurance policy there.

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Speaker 3: Wanted to do her taxes. Yeah, he's giving me serious

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Speaker 3: insurance salesman.

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Speaker 1: Vibes right there.

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Speaker 2: Usually insurance salesman call you babe.

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Speaker 3: That's how they roar you in.

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Speaker 1: Can we just not do pet names until you actually

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Speaker 1: know someone. Yeah, it's a very good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, if you want to be boring, sure next message

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Speaker 4: a uh here, Sure. Nice meeting you. I think you

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Speaker 4: were just adorable. I can't believe I'm doing this. Uh,

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Speaker 4: I didn't think I'll do it. Anyways, nice meeting you.

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Speaker 4: Nice talking to you. I had a great time talking

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Speaker 4: to you and your mom and uh, that's actually the

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Speaker 4: reason I'm calling I. Uh, your mom didn't have a

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Speaker 4: ring on, and I just thought, you know, we were

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Speaker 4: kind of vibing and she's giggling and anyways, Uh, having

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Speaker 4: her call me.

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Speaker 3: That is so cute in the beginning. Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 3: I feel that pain. And I know Alexis says a

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Speaker 3: hot mom too. I feel like this hits close to home. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like when I was.

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Speaker 5: In high school, to be like, we're got to marry

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Speaker 5: you if you look like your mom, I'm like, shut off.

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Speaker 3: Your mom is so really hard.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Yuckeans beautiful, beautiful. Exactly in twenty years, when your daughter's

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Speaker 3: boyfriends are coming to you, you're going to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's right, girl and telling you realize that you get

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Speaker 3: your dad's metabolism. Okay, and it's that just got not Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just talking about metabolism is bringing the move down. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I would love to be like my mom.

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Speaker 3: I just don't think that I got all of the

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Speaker 3: genes to make it happen. It's turning everybody off with

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Speaker 3: your commentary.

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Speaker 4: Next message, it's.

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Speaker 2: Because we met yesterday at going away party. Wow, so weird.

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Speaker 2: I was just calling you back like you said I should.

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Speaker 2: I then he said we days worked best. I was

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Speaker 2: really excited when you said you were into role playing.

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Speaker 2: I mean I didn't take you for that kind of

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Speaker 2: person with you, you know your food canal, But I

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Speaker 2: had an idea I wanted to sturtle by you. I

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Speaker 2: was wondering if you'd want to role play as your

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Speaker 2: jar binks. Of course I'll be pad of me. Uh,

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Speaker 2: just but wanting though I do get a bit of adventurous.

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Speaker 2: But give me a call back as soon as possible.

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Speaker 2: So we can see what times this works, because I

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Speaker 2: would love to see you again and you would make

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Speaker 2: one hell of a charge.

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Speaker 4: Dripinks next message.

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Speaker 5: Wait, is jar Jar the big.

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Speaker 3: Controversial character. Actually, he's probably the most hated person in

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Speaker 3: the entire Star Wars universe and he doesn't even speak

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Speaker 3: very well, not a PC character anymore. And first day

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Speaker 3: she's proposing jar Jar binks and padme role playing. Do

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Speaker 3: you even have to say that you're adventurous at that point?

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Speaker 3: It's the extreme of adventures.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how did they even start talking about role play

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Speaker 2: at a going away party?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, talk about red flags.

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Speaker 1: It's been about a month since we saw each other.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if he'd been trying to get a

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Speaker 1: hold of me, but I've been kind of off the grid.

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Speaker 1: I am basically went back to nature. Tired of the

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Speaker 1: city life. I needed to kind of find myself and

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Speaker 1: do some soul searching. So I was out in the wilderness,

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Speaker 1: and you know, it was really crazy experience. I had

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Speaker 1: to live off the land and eat small animals. It

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Speaker 1: was pretty amazing and one of the most intense things

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Speaker 1: I did was drink my own tea, and I drank

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Speaker 1: a lot of it, maybe a lot more than I

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Speaker 1: should have. I don't know if you've ever had to

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Speaker 1: drink your own pea before, but it's really not that bad.

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Speaker 1: And it was a hell of a lot better than

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Speaker 1: the things I had to do in prison. So call

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Speaker 1: me back, and if you ever want someone to teach

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Speaker 1: you how to drink your own pea, I'm your man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like way more than I should have. He's

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Speaker 3: just like, I'm not even thirsty anymore. I'm proving a

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Speaker 3: point to myself. I hope you can hire him for

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Speaker 3: bachelor parties. That would be a fun time. Just just

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Speaker 3: a good time. Everybody, grab your Mason jars and pass

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Speaker 3: them to the loud. Hey, watch we kill a squirrel

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Speaker 3: Max to learn.

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Speaker 5: Hey listen, I went through your jacket, you know, like

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Speaker 5: I called you earlier amount and I've got this number

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Speaker 5: ships for losers only, and that's that's the number that

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Speaker 5: she gave me. I I don't understand. Hopefully this is

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Speaker 5: the right number, all right, call me back, tarculator.

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Speaker 3: By Okay, so it actually says like the loser phone number,

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Speaker 3: but he probably doesn't listen, so he has no idea

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Speaker 3: what that means. Not a very good detective this guy.

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Speaker 3: Because we're so confused. He's like, wait, so are you

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Speaker 3: a loser?

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Speaker 4: And he still called it.

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Speaker 3: Sounded sweet to me. Of all of them, that's the

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Speaker 3: dude I would have called back. I'm glad he doesn't understand.

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Speaker 2: I think that was all events about the guy.

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Speaker 3: You're not going to be a hot mom. You can

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Speaker 3: to lose a line regularly at this time every week,

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Speaker 3: phone taps coming up

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Speaker 5: Next, brooking Jeffrey in the morning,