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Speaker 1: always do it live, so loser. What up everybody? I

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Speaker 1: and I know the least about sports, but I'm your

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Speaker 1: Siss and Raymundo from the North. Baser is my game,

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Speaker 1: drinking beer is my name. And guys over to you

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Speaker 1: happens when you do it live. Um, So I think

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Speaker 1: that was kind of awkward. We had a show lunch.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about our lunch. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Like I think that I just come off as a

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Speaker 1: dick coach. Coach, you come off hot, Like I explained,

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Speaker 1: it to that. Sometimes with me and my wife, if

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Speaker 1: I feel, coach, you you addressed the situation, probably in

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Speaker 1: the worst way possible. What what get the manager? Get

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Speaker 1: the cash? Here? What the hell? Coach? Reving lunch at noon?

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Speaker 1: Good God? I would say you're a difficult person. You know,

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Speaker 1: I had more lunch. I had I had some you

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Speaker 1: she's got the damn air bud in her ear. I

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Speaker 1: that's pretty chill, you know, you know there's a lot

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Speaker 1: roll up to a five pm event, double earbud and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, I'm trying to give you instructions, and

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you for the apartment party. Nothing more frustrating

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Speaker 1: alpha male cares man out there playing those parties. But

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Speaker 1: gonna guess that he said halapenos? And her air bud

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Speaker 1: She didn't never heard him. We just walked right off,

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Speaker 1: So he ordered three meatballs and guess what, the woman

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00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 1: gave him five meatballs and you ate the fifth one,

423
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,600
Speaker 1: and me I ordered a large pizza. I got the

424
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:39,639
Speaker 1: small pizza. It's weird. It's weird how America works. You know,

425
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 1: you order large, you get small, you order small, you

426
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 1: get the large. That doesn't happen in China. No, No,

427
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,600
Speaker 1: in China? Is that where the Olympics are Beijing? You

428
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:52,199
Speaker 1: guys been watching, But but it's not all in Beijing, right,

429
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,880
Speaker 1: because they don't have mountains like that in Beijing. Well

430
00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Yeah, they go to the mountains for

431
00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,159
Speaker 1: those Yeah, so it's not all in Beijing. It's just

432
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,480
Speaker 1: all in different parts of China. The problem is all

433
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:05,040
Speaker 1: that snow is fake. It's not real snow because it

434
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 1: hasn't snowed, but if it does, it'll be real. No, no,

435
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 1: they made all that snow, and I and here's I

436
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 1: don't understand how you make snow, is it? Do you

437
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:16,119
Speaker 1: ever go to the freaking snow cone stand? No? No,

438
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,439
Speaker 1: but you can't ski on that. You can, it's the

439
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:21,879
Speaker 1: same kind of snow. So do these athletes practice like

440
00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,439
Speaker 1: ahead of time? They're like, oh, we can't go out

441
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,240
Speaker 1: and practice on the real snow because the fake snow

442
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,120
Speaker 1: is different. I have no idea. They have all kinds

443
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:32,760
Speaker 1: of practice facilities, fake snow, real snow, half hybrid snow. Yeah, Okay,

444
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:38,639
Speaker 1: then my question is how do they those like jumps,

445
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:42,119
Speaker 1: like those big ramps, the twisted sisters. I don't know

446
00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,640
Speaker 1: what they're called. I don't even know what a vince.

447
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,840
Speaker 1: They keep saying that it's just one of the ramps. Question,

448
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,280
Speaker 1: are those all snow? Probably not? There something underneath there

449
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: and then they put snow on top of this. There's

450
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,040
Speaker 1: a structure there, and then they put snow on top

451
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 1: of it. You sure why coach, If it's real snow

452
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: and it has a chance to collapse, There's no way

453
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,199
Speaker 1: they would take that risk. That's a real structure and

454
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: then covered in snow. And you get some guys they're

455
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 1: building like almost snow snowman, but in the form of

456
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,360
Speaker 1: a ramp. Have you ever tried to build a little

457
00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 1: three ft snowman? It takes some hours, right, So how

458
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,400
Speaker 1: much do you think how long do you think God

459
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,719
Speaker 1: take for them to build that huge ramp. You're not

460
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,040
Speaker 1: from the north, No, Honestly, you build your ramp and

461
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 1: then you put snow around you, don't be an idiot, no.

462
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 1: I I asked my wife this week and we were like,

463
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, And I was like, I'm gonna say

464
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,840
Speaker 1: I'm at the threat of sounding stupid, I'm gonna bring

465
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,320
Speaker 1: it up on the podcast because I want to know,

466
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,800
Speaker 1: did you see because I watched a lot of Olympic

467
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 1: do you watch the big jump? I don't know what

468
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 1: it's called. Tell me what they do in a big

469
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: ramp and then they just do one big jump and

470
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: they go flip flip, flip flip and land. Okay, I've seen.

471
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: How are you talking about the girls? I think that's

472
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 1: called big air. That would be boarding. We have no idea.

473
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 1: So here's the thing why. Here's what's crazy is they

474
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Speaker 1: go backwards. That's what. Thank you for stealing my story.

475
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,120
Speaker 1: I stole the punch line. I mean, I'm literally here

476
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 1: telling the story and you steal it right out of

477
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 1: my mouth. I'm just saying. They're standing up there and

478
00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,920
Speaker 1: the view from up there is like standing on top

479
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: of a forty story building and they're just about to

480
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: go down, and I'm like, oh my god, these people

481
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,919
Speaker 1: are crazy. They're just gonna She's just about to go

482
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: head first down this thing. Uh. She backs it up

483
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: and starts going backwards. I'm like, she's crazy. These people

484
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: are crazy. There's no way I can do that forward

485
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,160
Speaker 1: and these people are doing it backwards and then they

486
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: flipped like I was looking at them like I don't

487
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,119
Speaker 1: even know if I would just slide down it as

488
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 1: a slide because it is so high up there, you

489
00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: are looking straight down, like how at what age do

490
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 1: you decide, you know what, I'm gonna try this backwards,

491
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,840
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna just jump on this freaking hill that's

492
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,080
Speaker 1: forty stories high. I'm gonna go back. But what I

493
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,119
Speaker 1: don't understand is the one that I say, usually in

494
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: college you start to decide those things. You know, that's funny,

495
00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,280
Speaker 1: that's really funny. Actually that was actually, after thinking about

496
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,560
Speaker 1: and hearing and processing it, that was a really funny joke.

497
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: What what were you? Uh? What I don't understand, though,

498
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 1: is all the ones that went backwards fell so like

499
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,000
Speaker 1: because it was like there are people that decided like

500
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go backwards. It's gonna be a harder trick

501
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna get a higher score. But none

502
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,880
Speaker 1: of them landed the backwards once. So after the two

503
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,439
Speaker 1: failed backwards ones, I think like a Canadian was like,

504
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: we'll screw this, I'm just gonna go forward and do

505
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 1: a mediocre one and landed and win. So yeah, there

506
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: were girls. But yeah, she goes down, she does forward,

507
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 1: does about two flips, lands it. Well there's your winner, guys.

508
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:35,200
Speaker 1: She's the only one that didn't fall. We're getting dominated

509
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 1: right now. Well last night we're down. We don't even

510
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,119
Speaker 1: have a gold yet. Well my question is, okay, because

511
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: if you watch it in the morning and then you

512
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,000
Speaker 1: watch it at night, they show the same thing. Well,

513
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 1: because it's only a lot, it's live when we're sleeping. Great,

514
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 1: we're not even the top ten country. Why not show

515
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:56,639
Speaker 1: different things? It's okay, Oh my gosh, it's live from

516
00:24:57,359 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 1: nine pm all the way to about seven am. But

517
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: that but that's when it's really happening in real life,

518
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 1: I understand. Okay, So then they replay whatever you didn't

519
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:15,359
Speaker 1: see during the day. Right, So I'm watching eleven am

520
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: on Saturday or Sunday, okay, and I'm watching watching what

521
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,760
Speaker 1: happened last night over Then I tune in that night

522
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: at eight pm and guess what they're showing the same

523
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 1: damn thing time because we don't want to see Sweden

524
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: versus Uh no, no, they're showing me Italy vers Switzerland

525
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: and curling in the morning, and then I turned on

526
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,040
Speaker 1: the TV at night and it's Italy vers Switzerland and curling,

527
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,560
Speaker 1: like the exact same match, Like, why don't we show

528
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 1: something different and why are we showing so much damn curling?

529
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: It is the other day because I was two days

530
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: ago curling, Like, curling is so boring. There has to

531
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,159
Speaker 1: be other sports that you can be watching. That's the

532
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,400
Speaker 1: one ray where I'm seriously like, when did you start

533
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:59,640
Speaker 1: getting interested in curling? Like, like who introduced that to you? Well,

534
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: it's the same thing with the long snapper Matt Overton.

535
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 1: It blows my mind. How did this niche position in football?

536
00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 1: How did you realize that you could become great at that?

537
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: And it's the same thing with these Olympic things. How

538
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: did you decide I can start scrubbing on the ground

539
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 1: as a curler, and I'll be the best scrubber on

540
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: my knees, just scrubbing the ship, scrubbing, and then and

541
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 1: then I curl it and I end up becoming an

542
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Olympian just by scrubbing. I scrubbing the kitchen too, And

543
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: it's not called curling, it's called cleaning the kitchen. Yeah,

544
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: this is why I tell my kids. I tell my

545
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,639
Speaker 1: kids stop it with your basketball, Stop it with your football, Like,

546
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,760
Speaker 1: I know it's cool. You're showing the backwards skiers what

547
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: they say. They're just like, whoa, that's cool, and they're

548
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,639
Speaker 1: not interested in the Winter Olympics. There's nothing on the

549
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:50,200
Speaker 1: winter other than snowboarding. They look at that and they'll

550
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: be like, that's fine. Also, can we can we like

551
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: dress them in garbs so I know where they're from

552
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: because they have a patch okay, one little patch on

553
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: this eide their arm. That's it. Can we do you want,

554
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,320
Speaker 1: like you want the stars and stripes on their suit something?

555
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: Because I turn it on if their their arm is

556
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: not perfectly angle to the camera, I have no idea.

557
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: Who's going not their bibs. Can their bibs not be

558
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: their country flag? Back to the curling thing. This is

559
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: why I tell my kids start playing golf. Screw all

560
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: the sports doing. Just start playing golf now that you're

561
00:27:18,520 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: six years old and seven years old, because you will

562
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: dominate golf. Like you will be good at golf for

563
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. You may not go pro,

564
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: but you will be good enough to go to your

565
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: little country club or whatever club you're part of and

566
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 1: just dominate them and win little tournaments for the rest

567
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: of your life. But basketball, what do you do? You're

568
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: gonna go to your boys play basketball and like, oh cool, man,

569
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,000
Speaker 1: I beat you. That was fun. You know. The dumbest

570
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: sport to play is baseball, because guess what, when you're

571
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: thirty years old, you can't play it by yourself. What

572
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: do younna do? Just sit there in the yard, throw

573
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: the ball up and down to yourself. And then the

574
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: worst sport to play. And then when you're forty, the

575
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: best you can do is join a softball You can't

576
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 1: even play a regular baseball league baseball, but who plays those?

577
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: Would you do it? Hell? Because basically the second you

578
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: get hurt, you turned eighteen. I'm telling you, the day

579
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: I became a man at eighteen, never played through my

580
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: baseball made away. Why do I need this anymore? I

581
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:15,120
Speaker 1: don't play anymore basketball. I punched it. I flattened that thing,

582
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,199
Speaker 1: flattened Brady Man. I took a knife to it. So

583
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Now. I've played basketball with the boys

584
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: a little bit here and there, But in football, I mean, yeah,

585
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: we throw the pigskin a little on Saturdays. But give

586
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: all those sports up, go with a niche sport. Start

587
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: playing golf. And you know, my buddy, a friend of mine,

588
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,320
Speaker 1: friend of the family, his son is getting really good

589
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: at football. It lives here in Nashville, really good. He's

590
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: a big dude. I think you saw him, huge, huge dude. Uh.

591
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 1: And his dad's like, I know he really wants to

592
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: play football, but I don't know what position. He loves defense.

593
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, make him a long snapper. He's like,

594
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: that's a great idea. So he's so I'm like doing

595
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: this kid is a monster. How old is he goes? Yeah,

596
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 1: it was huge. So I'm saying, like, dude, I'm gonna

597
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: get you with Overton. He'll train him, you know, and

598
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: he'll become a long snapper because that's guaranteed. So maybe

599
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: our kids should start learning how to curl today. Maybe

600
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: we take him out to the ice cream and should

601
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: want my kid to do that big jump, Coach. They're

602
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: not going to do the big jump. It is so

603
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: cool your kid won't even jump off the step, Coach.

604
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: But and that's the other thing. These people that are

605
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 1: doing the big jump thing, uh, they were like eighteen

606
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: seventeen nineteen. I'm like, so you started this when you

607
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: were thirteen, like I'm gonna start jumping backwards. Probably did

608
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: that when they were like five. And also the winter sports,

609
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: it's all northern people. Yeah, you're not. There's no Olympians

610
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: from Florida. You're telling me there's no one in Arizona

611
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 1: that's an Olympics. I mean, it's rare that there's a

612
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 1: guy from Florida that's great at hockey's and I'll hang

613
00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: up and listen. So but it's here. We're not. We're

614
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: telling me some of the players that play for the

615
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: Lightning they're not good hockey. It's a it's an unrelatable

616
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 1: thing because I've never done any of this scene, any

617
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,080
Speaker 1: of this, But I do want to give a shout

618
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: out to Shane Bacon, the announcer of The Big Jump.

619
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,479
Speaker 1: How do you know his name? Because he is he

620
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: does golf commentary. Yes, he commentates on golf, but he

621
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,720
Speaker 1: also is the roommate in college his ex girlfriend, that's

622
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: her brother. He was a badass golfer and he used

623
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: to do write ups for Yahoo, reviewing equipment online and

624
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: that's how he got big. And then he got into

625
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: golf commentating and boom, now he's doing the Olympics for

626
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: Shane Bacon from Longview, Texas. Props to my roommate in college,

627
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 1: did is he in um Beijing or is he doing

628
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: it from home? I believe he's in Beijing and I'm

629
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: right there. Yeah. And I hit her up and I

630
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 1: was like, dude, who knew your brother was such an

631
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Speaker 1: expert on this big jumping thing in the Olympics. She goes,

632
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: she said he had to study up before he went.

633
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: He was like, he had no idea, he had to

634
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 1: study the history of it, and like all the athletes

635
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,000
Speaker 1: and yes, but what you do realize announcing I had

636
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,720
Speaker 1: no idea. Just a small example. Maybe people can take

637
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 1: from this. They go, hey, would you want to announce

638
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: golf cart racing. I'm like, I know nothing about these

639
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,920
Speaker 1: four wheeled vehicles. I learned it like ten minutes. You

640
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,200
Speaker 1: start getting a feel for it. I'm sure gonna do

641
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 1: golf cart racing. When I was back in the day

642
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: and figure skating, I didn't giving you an example. He's

643
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: been like, there, I didn't know anything about figure skating.

644
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: I announced girls figure skating in San Antonio. You announced

645
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: figure skating, Yes, but yes, that's the thing he had

646
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: to learn about these. But you're not doing play by

647
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: play though, you're just doing like here she is thirteen

648
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: years old, Golden medalist. He's not doing all that. The

649
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:43,120
Speaker 1: people on TV are like, that's a beautiful triple axe.

650
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he didn't. She didn't get all the way

651
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 1: to the tail. She grabbed the ski, but she didn't

652
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: grab the tail all the way. I mean, they know

653
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: so much that while the girls skating and she goes, oh,

654
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: and here it is. Here it is. She's been practicing

655
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: this one for three months now. It's the quadruple axel. Oh,

656
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: and she just missed that takeoff by just a yeah.

657
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: And up there that like you didn't realize the wind.

658
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 1: The wind was a little bit stronger than she thought.

659
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,560
Speaker 1: She landed a little short and that's why she fell.

660
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: I mean, they know so much about this, it blows

661
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 1: me away. Then I'm watching the Eddie the Eagle one

662
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 1: where you just go down it's like the high jump. Yeah,

663
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: I guess it's the high jump, but they said it's, uh,

664
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,719
Speaker 1: it's twice the size of the Statue of Liberty. That's

665
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: how high up they start. Okay, I don't know what

666
00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:29,800
Speaker 1: that means, but that seems huge to me. But they

667
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: don't use they don't use poles. They literally just leaned forward.

668
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 1: We're the one where they jump and the skis are

669
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: almost touching. They stick their chest out like che cheese out.

670
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: You know how far they fly a football field. That's

671
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: the length of the time they're in the air, a

672
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 1: freaking football field. If you're gonna bet it, though, you

673
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 1: gotta do it it what wee hours of the morning? Yes,

674
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: you do. It's impossible to bet though. I've already lost

675
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: two uh and I had to stop doing it because

676
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: I would fall asleep before the actual event. I'm like, well,

677
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 1: this isn't fun. I wake up in the morning like

678
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: great and hit my bet. Awesome. I lost the bet

679
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: and I gotta get the kids ready. I want to

680
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: start like only betting on what I'm gonna be able

681
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: to watch. But coach, they're in another country across the world,

682
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: Like this stuff doesn't even start the two in the morning.

683
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, I didn't know that when I bet it. Yeah,

684
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: the timing is all jacked up. And also with this Olympics,

685
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: are you guys? I mean like lunch, what channel was

686
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 1: it all? USA and NBC? What it wasn't on? NBC Sunday,

687
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: it was golf, uh coach, it's at night. Yeah, it's

688
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: in the morning on the network and the network it's

689
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: at night, but you can watch it the whole time

690
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:38,600
Speaker 1: on us USA. The women's hockey they won eight. These

691
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 1: hockey scores are ridiculous, Like thirteen to one sounds like

692
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: an over under. Guy, I bet you the over under fifteen,

693
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: because I mean there's some really bad of spreads are

694
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: like eight and eight and a half stuff like that.

695
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: But what What's what's crazy though, is like it's hard

696
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:55,680
Speaker 1: to bet these things because you're I mean, I don't know,

697
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: there's like skiers or something, and even the favored is

698
00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 1: like good odds because the dude can just really screw

699
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 1: up and fall and anybody can win it. It's impossible

700
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 1: to because you got you got like twenty five athletes

701
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: that qualify and then they do a couple to or

702
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: three runs on some of them. I don't know exactly

703
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: how many. And the top twelve advanced to the metal round.

704
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: So you start over fresh once you get to the

705
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 1: metal round. So say there's twelve people to bed on

706
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: and and the guy from Switzerland or whatever he is

707
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: the absolutely he's won three years in a row. He's amazing, right,

708
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 1: he literally can just take one slip and boom he's out.

709
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,520
Speaker 1: The guy from the Netherlands wins. Or on the landing

710
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 1: he puts his hand down, dude, It's it's like golf, though.

711
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're picking a golfer, it's kind of

712
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: tough you have. But Coach, what I've learned about golf

713
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: is that some players, for some weird reason, are just

714
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: they dominate certain courses like Pebble Beach is Jordan's speech course. Like,

715
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: it's just crazy that Jordan can be inconsistent in all

716
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 1: these different tournaments. Beach he almost was no longer going

717
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: to play there. But at Pebble Beach his track record

718
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: is always a top you know, fifteen, top twenty finisher.

719
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. They're like NASCAR, if you I

720
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 1: don't follow it that closely. But let me talk about

721
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: certain drivers are good at certain courses, certain tracks, not courses. Sorry, guys,

722
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 1: my best West Nashville course. I know those streets like

723
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: anybody man, back of my hand, you mean your apartment

724
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: complex part. No, I'm better at my roads. I'm better

725
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: at my roads. And you guys, hey, Eddie's really good

726
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 1: and you're a part of the lunch. It used to

727
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: dominate the East Side, so I mean I can I

728
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: can dominate anywhere now. But Jordan didn't grow up in

729
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: California like you didn't playing pebble beach. Why is he

730
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,880
Speaker 1: so good there? I don't know, is it Jake Owen?

731
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: Some courses Just set up to your string. Get it

732
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: a little bit to the right. Dude. Hey, Jordan, did

733
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: you feel like gust of wind coming in from the north? Dude, Dude,

734
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 1: you gonna take a beer break? Oh? I forgot it's

735
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 1: a final round. My bad, dude. Oh dude, we're on TV. Dude.

736
00:35:56,680 --> 00:36:00,680
Speaker 1: Did you see Speed almost died dude this weekend? Dude, dude,

737
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,360
Speaker 1: it was crazy. Dude. Just google Jordan's speed cliff shot.

738
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: He almost dude? Uh, dude, Like he is hanging over

739
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 1: the edge of the cliff and he doesn't want to

740
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: take a drop cliff shot, so he decides to hit

741
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 1: the damn ball and he is like an aerial view

742
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,600
Speaker 1: of it. It's like, what in the world, Like you

743
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: want to hear it? Yeah? Yeah, here we go, boys

744
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,280
Speaker 1: playing it. Everybody sit back and relax, put a good stance,

745
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: and I'm footing he's having your gun. I mean, guys,

746
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: this is a scary shot normally, but this is downright terrible.

747
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,879
Speaker 1: So I don't think I could do that. I went

748
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: over and took a stance and it is. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah,

749
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: well he has been badly when the testimony infection I had.

750
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: He's got the stomach for this shot. What we happn't

751
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: My goodness, big white stance stay stable was a small move.

752
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. I was watching him more than the ball. Yeah,

753
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: put a good stance, but he almost fall. Dude, he

754
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 1: was a foot it said. It goes down like sixty ft.

755
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,480
Speaker 1: It was a veen and he had to hit the

756
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: shot or else he had to take a drop and

757
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: it was a long shot. He said. He went for

758
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: the green. His foot was right on the edge. Yeah,

759
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: he said he After looking at it later, he said,

760
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: I was terrified looking at the picture of the aerial view.

761
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: This is it. Look at it, see it. I'm watching it.

762
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I watched it. I mean that is so

763
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:25,800
Speaker 1: freaking he was. It's crazy. But he didn't he didn't worry.

764
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: It looks like he didn't really worry about it at

765
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: that point, well, he said, he didn't think about it

766
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: as much then, but it's amazing. He said, when he

767
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 1: looked at the pictures later, he realized how close he

768
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 1: was and that you're gonna come down on your front foot.

769
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: And he was like, I if I just slip, I slip,

770
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:45,719
Speaker 1: it was ft drop into the ravine. He would have died.

771
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: He would have been dead man. I thought. What I

772
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: thought was interesting from this is like, you know, they

773
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: were saying, look at Jordan, you know, like he's here

774
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 1: playing for the championship and he's his partner, Jake Owen

775
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,880
Speaker 1: is about to put and he's over there helping Jake

776
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: with the read. You know, it's a pro am and

777
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 1: it's like, you think that's tough. That's tough because you

778
00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: know you're trying to win this tournament for your career.

779
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's a pro am event

780
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 1: and you and and Jake Owens your partner, and you

781
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: want to help him out, right or most people are

782
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: just like, screw you, dude, you're on your own. I'm

783
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: focusing on winning the tournament. But what they were saying

784
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: was that it probably helps Jordans out to take his

785
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: mind off of the stress of making his shot by

786
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 1: helping Jake out, talking to Jake, be asking with Jake,

787
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:29,479
Speaker 1: and then going back to just putting your your regular putt.

788
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: Because when you worry so much about like I gotta

789
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: make this, I gotta make this, I gotta make this,

790
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 1: you stress out and it's probably harder on your game. Dude,

791
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: would you go putter or pitching white shirt? Hey, dude,

792
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the card girl. You want a beard? Dude,

793
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: I go to a bathroom break, Dude, you wait for

794
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: me on the next sole. Alright, dude, dude, can I

795
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: borrow a T Dude? I watch it? Hey, dude, you

796
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: got a Nate Wood. No, I'm just kidding, dude, it's

797
00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: a sex joke. I don't need that. Dude. Hey, I

798
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: was watching it. Jake does it? I mean talk about

799
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:05,879
Speaker 1: nerve racking. If you're Jake, he did a great job

800
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 1: standing out of the way. I mean you really. Never

801
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:11,399
Speaker 1: they rarely would show Jake. They did one shot here

802
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: or there when they were teeing off in the same spot.

803
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: But I mean, dude, he always hung back. He knew

804
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: what to do. He's done it every year. Coach for

805
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: question last, I mean, I didn't watch. I have no idea.

806
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: Do they not have a cut here? Do they like,

807
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: do not get cut? Like if he does? Another team

808
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: don't know they're teamed. Him and Speed are on a team,

809
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: so they didn't get cut. Right. What I'm saying is

810
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: so they take speece score and if Speech makes the cut,

811
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: Jacob and makes cut. That's what I'm I don't I'm okay,

812
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: That's what I was wandering. I was like, so what

813
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: if Jaco was really bad? Does that mean his partner's out?

814
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: If Jaco was really bad? The pro ams section, they

815
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: even if Jordan wins the tournament, they won't win the

816
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: pro am if Jaco and scores sucks. Yeah, the ProAm

817
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: thing they didn't really publicize on TV. It's mainly about

818
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 1: the individual good players. And then they just randomly showed

819
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: the prom scores. But they can't win the program. They

820
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 1: win the program. It was another team up playing another

821
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: team won. Ah see, I have no idea. I didn't.

822
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: I didn't watch it, and so I don't know how.

823
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: I've never really paid attention to a program. I thought

824
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: it was just all oh, crafs and giggles. You know

825
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I almost said the wrong word right

826
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: for the bleat so I didn't realize, yes, you really

827
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: win win. But did you see Harold Varner win? No,

828
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: he won't what it was like the Dubai Dubai Open

829
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: and no, because he needed you could play in the

830
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: corn fair on the eighteenth. He needed a birdie to

831
00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:42,359
Speaker 1: force a playoff with Bubba Watson. And why were they

832
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: not playing at pebble? And why was Bryson de Shambo

833
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: not playing pebble? Why they did Shambo's hurt right? Why

834
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,680
Speaker 1: was John rom not playing at pebble? Where was he?

835
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. None of them were talking. Well, I

836
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: mean they choose their turning yet people were playing over

837
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: in um Dubai so not them though not Romen. No,

838
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who all was there, but I know

839
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 1: that he had to get a birdie to force a

840
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 1: playoff with and he lines it up. It's like a

841
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: nineteen footer and there it goes. Los ball still going,

842
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: still going, still going, still going. Ain't going to win

843
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:30,759
Speaker 1: it it, Let's go incredible. You're watching that grow. My

844
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: buddy Greg said, I was gonna say what po beach

845
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: was on and he was watching this either your audio

846
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 1: oh he went nuts. Yeah, nuts, I mean just boot.

847
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 1: People in Dubai say get in the whole. I guess so,

848
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 1: and then they spoke English over there, coach. That might

849
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,960
Speaker 1: be the longest put I've got a scene made. I

850
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: mean it was so long. This might be better off.

851
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: That sounds like when we hit red. Dude him and

852
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:35,200
Speaker 1: here's your red. Come on, I mean you put them together.

853
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,359
Speaker 1: I have a couple more questions about the limb. Did

854
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,760
Speaker 1: you guys watch the LuSE? Uh? No? Is that the team? No, No,

855
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: we're gonna get that. We're gonna get that. This is

856
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: the one where s it's one guy on the sled

857
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: and he just pushes off with his fingers out. They

858
00:42:55,440 --> 00:43:00,359
Speaker 1: go eighty five. Okay, we are the one to three

859
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:05,760
Speaker 1: sore losers, and I'm watching it. Do you use lose?

860
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,839
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'm watching that and the way

861
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: they're commentating is like, oh my, oh that that that's

862
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,279
Speaker 1: not gonna Oh that's a bad turn. He's coming out

863
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: of that turn too hot and he's point two seconds

864
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: off the lead, which is so crazy. They're dealing with points. Yes,

865
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: so the lose cool. Then there's the two man lose

866
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 1: and I have so many questions because you're so close

867
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: to another man, are you laying your head on someone's

868
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:38,359
Speaker 1: It's literally two men laying on top of each other

869
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: on the loose on the sled, like excuse me, Like

870
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: if the guy on the bottom gets a boner? My

871
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: question is was the lose not good enough that someone

872
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: was just like, you know, the governed body was sitting

873
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: around going, hey, you know what I think with the

874
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: Olympics is really missing. I know, we got the lose,

875
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: we got the bob sled, that's cool and everything. What

876
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 1: about the two man lose that's out the stick shift?

877
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: How would we do that? How would we do that? Billy? Well,

878
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 1: you just take the two guys who just lay them

879
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: on top of each other and they ride the sled.

880
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: Can someone explain to me why they do the two

881
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 1: man lose? I've got nothing good. I don't know, Like

882
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: I was watching it's going, what's going? I mean it's

883
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: like two man anything, you know, like you know, teamwork? No? No,

884
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: I mean, do they have a female version or the

885
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,959
Speaker 1: just dudes? Because I'd be probably more prone to watch

886
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:34,320
Speaker 1: that one. But I get like I've been looking forward

887
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: to this. It's Sally and Sarah right together. They're going slow.

888
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: But boy, oh boy, I don't mind them going slow.

889
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:45,279
Speaker 1: I wish the cameraman was zoom man just a little more,

890
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But what I'm saying is

891
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: that's a nice tight I get teamwork. I get like

892
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 1: the bob slid. You all getting that little bob sled cool,

893
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: Like like, what's the point of the people laying on

894
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,080
Speaker 1: top of each other? Like why do we do that?

895
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: It was just we're gonna go to commercial. I'll get

896
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: all cleaned up. I'll be back in a second. I

897
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 1: just thought I was crazy. Then I watched I don't

898
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: have We don't have answers for you. Then I watched

899
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: some ice skating one coach, you were all over the

900
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: Winter Games, all in recorded fashion. It doesn't seem like you.

901
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 1: But go ahead, What do you mean? I like the Olympics.

902
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm a big Olympics. You like the Winter Olympics. No,

903
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: I don't relate to it, my wife, what I'm saying, No,

904
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: it's on the TV. I'm not really you know, coach,

905
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: there's like five million other channels. But what else am

906
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 1: I gonna watch? I don't know, you watch all your

907
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,720
Speaker 1: other crap. I don't have time to Survivor. Season twelve

908
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: Survivors not on right now. I'm not. I gave up

909
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: that because with kids, you don't have as much time

910
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 1: to watch TV. So this is on just like I'll

911
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: walk through. Okay, it's the Olympics doing this. So then

912
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm watching, Um, what the hell was I watching? We

913
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:54,239
Speaker 1: talked to me, oh, speed skating, and it's called short track. Well,

914
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 1: the three races I watched, there was crashes in all

915
00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 1: three races, and the people that crashed they advanced, and

916
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: the people that didn't crash got disqualified. And I'm like,

917
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like, how can Well, it's like NASCAR.

918
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: You don't know ahead of time they're going to crash, though, Coach,

919
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: it's like Nascar, like like you're just saying if you

920
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 1: just stand up, you win, Yes, But they don't know

921
00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: those other people are gonna crash, right. The people that

922
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 1: didn't crash they made it. No, they got disqualified, and

923
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 1: the people that crashed, we're advanced to the next round.

924
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: I think you were in the middle of making spaghetti.

925
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,920
Speaker 1: I promise you. I watched it three different races, yes,

926
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: and then there's a crash and were rewarded for falling.

927
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 1: If you fell, you advanced, Yes, so then I would

928
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: just fall because they called. One was like, oh that

929
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 1: that person they did an inside out move that's illegal,

930
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that makes sense. You caused them

931
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:49,399
Speaker 1: to fall. So you're and one another one a guy

932
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,959
Speaker 1: was falling, so he put his arm down and brought

933
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: someone else down with and so the other guy hit

934
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: his arm. That's cheating, so he gets advanced because he

935
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 1: hit the guy's arm. I don't think you watch this correct.

936
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: Let me ask this. Do we have any big names

937
00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: because let me just I mean, let's think back that

938
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: we used to have the locked, we used to have

939
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 1: the Phelps. What about that White? It was another one? Uh,

940
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 1: apollo On is not no longer. Chloe Kim, who's a

941
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,760
Speaker 1: big name right now? I just told John White he's

942
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: still doing. He's still doing. He's doing it is his

943
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:28,040
Speaker 1: last time. What Chloe Kim is one. She's a snowboarder.

944
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:31,919
Speaker 1: I knew it. I remember from the last Olympics. Chloe Kim.

945
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:40,839
Speaker 1: Check now she's out, she done. She was commentating. They

946
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: were interviewing her. Um Nastia na, that's regular Olympics. No,

947
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: but I did watch a figure skater maybe from Russia,

948
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:57,800
Speaker 1: Tanya Harding, and they were saying that this she's fifteen,

949
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,840
Speaker 1: and they said, this girl, maybe the figure skater of

950
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,880
Speaker 1: the world has No, I'm not trying to watch it.

951
00:48:04,520 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: No she didn't, Yes she did. I watched. I watched

952
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 1: it live last maybe on the team one on the

953
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: individual and lunch has talked about the good stuff in

954
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: the Olympics. Daily Mail front page US born figure skater

955
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 1: falls again and it shows the videos of her faulting,

956
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: like that's what celebrated. Here's the thing. She is US.

957
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 1: But she is skating for China. She's a defector. Well

958
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: now she's I don't think she's an no breaks Olympic defector. No.

959
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: Look like if my mom was half Chinese, or if

960
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:45,279
Speaker 1: she was she was born in China, I could represent China. Right.

961
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,760
Speaker 1: Her mom, I believe, is Chinese and her dad is American,

962
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 1: and she decided she was going to if she made

963
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: it to the Olympics, she was gonna go for Like,

964
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: I look Mexican, but my parents, both of my parents

965
00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: were born in the United States, so I cannot represent

966
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,840
Speaker 1: any other country. I can must represent the US. But

967
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 1: I saw another one who I think her mom or

968
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: dad or something was Hungarian or something, or maybe Turkish,

969
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 1: and so she represented Turkey or Hungry in the Winter

970
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: Olympics and they're like, this is the first time anyone

971
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 1: from the Turkey. You shouldn't be hungry. Come on, it

972
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 1: was the first time that anyone had participated in the

973
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: Winter Olympics representing that country because they're not known as

974
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,600
Speaker 1: a winter country. There I saw some country got their

975
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: first ever metal in the Winter Olympics. It was some girl.

976
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,160
Speaker 1: It may have been or did you eat lunch? No,

977
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,400
Speaker 1: it was why I was eating lunch and it was hungry,

978
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:45,600
Speaker 1: And I think it was a snowboarder girl. She was

979
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:47,839
Speaker 1: doing one of those she was doing like flips off

980
00:49:47,840 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: a ramp thing. Maybe I don't know, but but back

981
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: to the sky Russian girl. I was watching her live

982
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: last night and she fell. She was amazing. She's really good,

983
00:49:57,800 --> 00:50:00,919
Speaker 1: the best that the world has ever seen. She fell

984
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 1: on one of her jumps and still won the gold.

985
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: That's how good she was. That was the individual Okay,

986
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: because I was watching it was I guess it's a

987
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 1: team competition. I didn't know they had team competitions where

988
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,799
Speaker 1: she was doing a short routine on the ice, and

989
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:17,040
Speaker 1: she was I'm gonna say this at the risk of

990
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 1: you guys making fun of me, but I was watching

991
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:23,280
Speaker 1: that to enjoying this performance. I mean the team figure skating,

992
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,879
Speaker 1: not what they do tricks, but they just choreographed up.

993
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: It was beautiful, man. I mean there was one I

994
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:31,400
Speaker 1: think the Russians were. Guys, if you're watching that, that

995
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: might be something you want to close the blinds for coach.

996
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:39,680
Speaker 1: They the way they moved was like they moved like

997
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,919
Speaker 1: a cloud in the wind, you know, like it's just seamlessly,

998
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:46,000
Speaker 1: like arms under the under the hands under the under,

999
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 1: arms over and then carry her and put her between

1000
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:51,920
Speaker 1: your legs and then put her over your arms. And

1001
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:55,399
Speaker 1: it was amazing. And it was for like five minutes long.

1002
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, there they must be exhausted, but they

1003
00:50:57,840 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: look like they're just having the most fun and it

1004
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 1: looks like they're in love. It looks like they're about

1005
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: to make love. And you know what the sucky thing is, Uh,

1006
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: then I'll talk about winter, Summer Olympics, summer winter for

1007
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 1: your kids. You guys, kids are watching all these Olympics.

1008
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: The sucky thing is, man, there ain't no snow on

1009
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: the ground. So they're inspired by this, they can't go

1010
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: outside and do any of it. Back when I was

1011
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,359
Speaker 1: a kid, you would watch the Olympics. Boom. I bought

1012
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,680
Speaker 1: a snowboard, boom, my sister bought skis, boom, my brother

1013
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: brought ice skates. Guys, you're inspired by it. But because

1014
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,919
Speaker 1: of our climate, kids can't go in. Because my kid

1015
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,439
Speaker 1: he did, uh, he was watching earlier in the day

1016
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,279
Speaker 1: and then he got he took a nap and he

1017
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: woke up and he asked my wife. He said, is

1018
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: sledding on? Sledding? I wanna watch sledding? And he meant

1019
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: the luge, but he wanted to watch the sledding. And

1020
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,319
Speaker 1: we couldn't go out in sled and hockey was on

1021
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,719
Speaker 1: and he wanted to go play hockey. Don't have any ice, right.

1022
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,839
Speaker 1: They were showcasing, like uh, married couple that was they

1023
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 1: were competing and they were snowboarders and they were showing

1024
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: their home. And it's like in the in the forest,

1025
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: but it's like a place where it snow all the times,

1026
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,680
Speaker 1: and they build ramps, you know, to like kind of

1027
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,759
Speaker 1: just practice around or whatever out of snow. Like I

1028
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:09,479
Speaker 1: said earlier, but they weren't as good as these. Did

1029
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,959
Speaker 1: you guys ever build snowboard ramps? Uh no, we would

1030
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: do jumps, but not ramps, which we just what we do.

1031
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: Hit the jump and then you just falling, you know,

1032
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean absolutely crush your ass and your nuts. It's

1033
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: hard to build like like something to jump, That's what

1034
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm saying, because lunch goes. Oh is it snow? And

1035
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,640
Speaker 1: you made a great point that would take forever with snow,

1036
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: So that's why we'd have to create it. My dad

1037
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: would be like, where's the dog dishes at? I have

1038
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,440
Speaker 1: no idea, Hey, where the hell is that snow shovel?

1039
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 1: I have no idea. We would put everything in the

1040
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,360
Speaker 1: garage underneath the thing for the jump and the pilot.

1041
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 1: You don't find it till summertime. That's dude, that's not

1042
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 1: our life, like, it's just a different world. But that

1043
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,439
Speaker 1: that was my Olympic experience this weekend. I watched a lot,

1044
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: I feel like, and I mean I had a little

1045
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 1: bit of everything and it was just very interesting. I'll

1046
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:59,319
Speaker 1: take some USA waffles please, wife, the blueberries, the whip cream.

1047
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: That's why remember remember freedom fries. Oh my gosh, my

1048
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: my dad, my father in law. But it was this

1049
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 1: is during I don't know what was happening, but France

1050
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:11,879
Speaker 1: decided not to back up us, and something we got

1051
00:53:11,880 --> 00:53:15,279
Speaker 1: woke and so and so, I guess the America started

1052
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: calling French fries freedom fries. I still do. We're at

1053
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: a restaurant and my plant in law, No, he did not.

1054
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: He got the burger and he goes got some freedom

1055
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: fries with that. Okay, you know what I thought you're

1056
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 1: gonna go. I thought you're gonna say the Waits side

1057
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,880
Speaker 1: would like French fries at that, and he was like, no, actually,

1058
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: I'll take freedom fries. Like That's what I thought when

1059
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm a little hung on a Sunday and I hit

1060
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: up McDonald's. I have got to remember that in front

1061
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:50,359
Speaker 1: of Bazer because boy will hate it and I'll love it.

1062
00:53:50,600 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: Would you like some serve some French fries with that burger?

1063
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: I'll take a number one please, uh let me get

1064
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 1: the meal because I want some freedom fries. He actually,

1065
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:03,399
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take the three medium and instead of French fries, though,

1066
00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: can I substitute freedom fries? Will you take some? Do

1067
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: you want our what's the chick fil a crop. You

1068
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 1: want waffle fries? No, freedom awful fries, my pleasure, pleasure, no, no, no,

1069
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: it's my pleasure, sir, no, sir no no, and your

1070
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 1: hands over your heart, my pleasure. You put it in

1071
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:41,200
Speaker 1: park and put your hand over your freedom fries. Thank

1072
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:44,000
Speaker 1: got thank God that in stick. You know what? You

1073
00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:47,360
Speaker 1: know what else needs to go? The Pro Bowl? The

1074
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: Pro Bowl has gotta go watch. Hold on, here's the

1075
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: thing I didn't did I mean to watch it? No,

1076
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: but you did watch not Pro Bowl? You know what happens?

1077
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,799
Speaker 1: Like my damn remote control got stuck on and that's

1078
00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,759
Speaker 1: not it. I had to use the facility, so I

1079
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 1: was going to sit on the toilet for a little bit.

1080
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:11,000
Speaker 1: So I take my computer. So I take the computer

1081
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: with me and I just go to ESPN dot com

1082
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:17,280
Speaker 1: to check out like any news stories, any news stories,

1083
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: and they have the Pro Bowl playing on ESPN dot com.

1084
00:55:20,760 --> 00:55:32,720
Speaker 1: So I watched three plays and and or the dude wife.

1085
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 1: I thought I was watching a practice because Kirk Cousins

1086
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,319
Speaker 1: is the quarterback. He throws one over the middle, don't

1087
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: know who catches it. He starts to run, someone touches

1088
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 1: him on the back and he stops and I was like, oh,

1089
00:55:43,320 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 1: this must be a practice. I didn't realize the Pro

1090
00:55:45,680 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: Bowl had gone to two hand touch. Did they not tackle?

1091
00:55:49,760 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: They don't tackle anymore. Like if you're a quarterback and

1092
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 1: you like Kurrent Cousins dropped back to pass and someone

1093
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: put a hand on his shoulder and he just stopped.

1094
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: That was it. And I saw, wait, this is just

1095
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: for the quarterback or for anyone, you know, anyone? Huh, Well,

1096
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,200
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, it's not much difference. I mean, the

1097
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: Chiefs defense has been playing two in touch. As got him.

1098
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: They got their aspect. That's gonna hurt some people that

1099
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: and they're not gonna see that one coming in. Chiefs

1100
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:23,319
Speaker 1: fans are gonna hate that. You know what I said

1101
00:56:23,320 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: to Pitts this morning. I went in there and I

1102
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,759
Speaker 1: saw said, hey, man, did you go out to the

1103
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: Chiefs game in Vegas last night? Because that's all they got?

1104
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,239
Speaker 1: They go Tyreek and Patrick in the Pro Bowl? Man,

1105
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,440
Speaker 1: how did they do once? They did it? All? Right?

1106
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:38,919
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I did see. I saw

1107
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,840
Speaker 1: Trayvon digs In on offense and Stephen digs on defense,

1108
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: and they and Kirk Cousins tried to throw a touchdown

1109
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:48,960
Speaker 1: to Trayvon. But it was a bad pass and that

1110
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: was that was into my watch. He thried he tried

1111
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:54,919
Speaker 1: to throw a touchdown at Trayvon. Yeah, so he can

1112
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:58,360
Speaker 1: intercept it. No, Trayvon was on offense, Stephen was on defense.

1113
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,880
Speaker 1: They swapped. Yes, where they do that? I don't know,

1114
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: and listen, I don't know. That's what I did. So

1115
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,879
Speaker 1: so I literally watched three plays and then and then

1116
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: Ceedee Lamb was there. Maybe I don't. I watched three

1117
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: plays and I told you, I was on the toilet

1118
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is crazy, I'm gonna watch.

1119
00:57:16,240 --> 00:57:17,880
Speaker 1: And then I didn't realize I had gone to touch

1120
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 1: which I think is great. But the fact that people

1121
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:23,000
Speaker 1: paid like eighty nine dollars a ticket to get in

1122
00:57:23,040 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: that stadium. But but you get to see all these stars,

1123
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny walk through. Who cares you get

1124
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: to you get to see him. I wouldn't pay nine

1125
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: dollars for it. I know you're not. You're also not

1126
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 1: twelve years old. There was adults. This is this is

1127
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: from the kids. There was grown ass man in Jersey.

1128
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: They probably got free tickets. Look man, like my kids.

1129
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: I didn't understand, like my my eight year old, was

1130
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 1: just all day Sunday, like, are we gonna be back

1131
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:51,680
Speaker 1: in time for the Pro Bowl? We gotta be back

1132
00:57:51,680 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 1: at two because the Pro Bowl starts at two, and like, dude, chill,

1133
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: like and who knew it started it too? It's just

1134
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: the Pro Bowl. Like it's fine. It's like, no, I

1135
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,120
Speaker 1: want to watch the Pro Bowl and like fine, so

1136
00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: we get there in time. He turns it on. I

1137
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 1: go upstairs. I'm doing some work, and he came up

1138
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 1: every freaking time. Somebody score a touchdown? Dad, Dad, Dad touchdown,

1139
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 1: NFC touchdown FC cool, awesome, runs downstairs, Hey, interception, Hey,

1140
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 1: our boy, our boy had an interception. What's his name?

1141
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: Kevin bired because Kevin by an interception? That it was

1142
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,840
Speaker 1: awesome and he runs back down cool cool, all right,

1143
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: hey dad, Dad touchdown FC, AFC touchdown. Like I don't

1144
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:29,640
Speaker 1: care about the Pro Bowl. But he loved a coach.

1145
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take that joy away from him. He

1146
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: loved watching the Pro Bowl. I mean, I think kids

1147
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:37,560
Speaker 1: just like seeing that. I liked watching as a kid.

1148
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 1: But they used to tackle when we were kids. They

1149
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: don't tackle. Men't mention that there was an attack. So

1150
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: My whole thing is if it's not gonna be just

1151
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:46,720
Speaker 1: put flags on him and making a flag football game,

1152
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: I have no problem with that. Like, I think that

1153
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 1: would be fun to play a flag football game but

1154
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 1: still have an offensive line. But if you get to

1155
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: the quarterback, he gotta dive and take his flag off.

1156
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: It was just weird. But I haven't watched it in years,

1157
00:58:57,760 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: but I happened to look at ESPN dot Com saw

1158
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 1: those three plays and I was like, this is weird.

1159
00:59:01,680 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: But then my question is, is Russell Wilson washed up?

1160
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: His stat line from the Pro Bowl nine of seventeen,

1161
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 1: seventy seven yards and two picks. I mean, this is

1162
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:14,360
Speaker 1: when people aren't even trying. Yeah, but they're also not

1163
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: trying to catch the ball. They're also there's a lot

1164
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 1: of people involved here that are not trying. Do you you

1165
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: think he's trying to throw interceptions? Nobody's just putting the

1166
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: ball up? Who cares? You can't look at Pro Bowl

1167
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,440
Speaker 1: stats and try to determine if someone's washed up or not.

1168
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,959
Speaker 1: Cotch just saying, you guys see it. That Trace O'Hara, dude,

1169
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:37,960
Speaker 1: I guess he's a college football player. He looks like

1170
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:41,440
Speaker 1: Patrick mahomes. So they dressed him up in a red

1171
00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 1: jersey and saft people. If you fake people out, trace O'Hara.

1172
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 1: Here's audio. This is trace O'Hara, and people think it's

1173
00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: patching the homes. He's on the field, like I guess

1174
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 1: pre game, Before the game, he looks more like we're

1175
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: getting big. He's like, but it really didn't think that's

1176
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,600
Speaker 1: really funny. That's great. Identical too quickly if you look

1177
01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,320
Speaker 1: at glance and real quick and it's far away, yeah,

1178
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 1: you think that's him. But that's also cool. He's a

1179
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,880
Speaker 1: college football player and he was cool enough to do that.

1180
01:00:27,360 --> 01:00:32,800
Speaker 1: Uh it's he's uh it plays with UCF. Yeah yeah, UCF. Okay,

1181
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,640
Speaker 1: you thought I said UFC. Did I miss running the

1182
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: first two? I was like, coach, it says he's a

1183
01:00:36,600 --> 01:00:40,440
Speaker 1: UFC fight Hey, I did the same thing. I was like, huh,

1184
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,160
Speaker 1: And then I read it again. Did you watch any

1185
01:00:42,160 --> 01:00:45,680
Speaker 1: of the Pro Bowl? We didn't bet it, so I

1186
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:48,320
Speaker 1: hadn't really no interest. What's Kevin Byrd said? Don't bet it?

1187
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,680
Speaker 1: But guys, also, they can take a playbook out of

1188
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: the sore Losers Convention. We go there, no arrest, no prostitution,

1189
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,760
Speaker 1: charges and no disturbing the piece. What happens album Camara

1190
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:08,040
Speaker 1: at a club hit somebody? I mean, NFL cannot do Vegas. Yeah.

1191
01:01:08,240 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: My thing is okay, I just want to want to

1192
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 1: hear me out on this. Hear me on on this one.

1193
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: Alvin Camara. They reviewed whenever the police are called, they

1194
01:01:21,680 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: reviewed the security footage. They knew was him right, and

1195
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,640
Speaker 1: they waited till to the Pro Bowl. They let him

1196
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: play in the Pro Bowl first and then they arrest.

1197
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: What do I beat someone up at a club? I believe? Yeah,

1198
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: what happened? Uh seriously, body serious, body of the injury

1199
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: or something whatever? What happened, I don't know, but I'm

1200
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:43,080
Speaker 1: just saying, somebody disrespect someone. That good question? Was Camara drunk?

1201
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 1: What happened? My question? My question? Good or not? What

1202
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: the hell happens in Vegas? In Vegas, you think you

1203
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 1: can do whatever the hell you want, no matter where

1204
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 1: you're but because they tell you that though, Like one

1205
01:01:57,040 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 1: time I got into a cab with two beers and

1206
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, can I drink in? The came like

1207
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. It's Vegas. He literally

1208
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:06,840
Speaker 1: said that, and it's like, okay, So people with the

1209
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: mindset of being absolutely who they not are not in

1210
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,640
Speaker 1: their real life. I'm gonna go rob a bank. They

1211
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: can do whatever they want and just be crazy and

1212
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: there's no consequences. That's what they think in Vegas. So

1213
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:22,000
Speaker 1: you have average people that think they are just the badasses.

1214
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,240
Speaker 1: And maybe they're at the club and they see Alvin

1215
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:27,919
Speaker 1: Camara and they're like, hey, in Vegas, anything goes man,

1216
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:32,120
Speaker 1: anything goes suck man, you suck. You caused me fantasy,

1217
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 1: throw a drink at him, push him, whatever. But Camara

1218
01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: is like, you know, you can't disrespect me like that

1219
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 1: love that you're creating. I'm just creating. Or it could

1220
01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: be Camarinan like the way someone looked at him and

1221
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 1: started punching him. I don't know, but I I I

1222
01:02:48,560 --> 01:02:51,800
Speaker 1: think it's probably my head goes to it's some idiot

1223
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: that thinks he's in Vegas and can do anything, runs

1224
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 1: into Camar at the club and thinks he's gonna be

1225
01:02:55,920 --> 01:03:00,919
Speaker 1: a badass. But like I like to narratives, it's fun.

1226
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:04,640
Speaker 1: He's in court today, but they let him play. That's

1227
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,960
Speaker 1: what's funny. Tell me they did. They couldn't arrested him

1228
01:03:06,960 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: before the Pro Bowl stop check the footage. You know

1229
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:15,880
Speaker 1: he only had a five thousand dollar bond. It's not bad.

1230
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: He probably only have to pay a thousand. This isn't

1231
01:03:18,320 --> 01:03:20,320
Speaker 1: even being funny. What if he was at the same

1232
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:26,640
Speaker 1: jail as Rugs coach? He's on house arrest? What yeah,

1233
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 1: where you guys been? He's been on house and we

1234
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:32,640
Speaker 1: didn't tell us that here? Yeah did that? Rugs is

1235
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: on house arrest posted bond? Like okay, anyway, Look, we're

1236
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,280
Speaker 1: smart dudes, right, Like, we're not big, we're not tough.

1237
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: Like maybe Ray is kind of big because he works

1238
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,320
Speaker 1: out and stuff, but he ain't tough and he stresses

1239
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 1: the mouse and house more stress less life, right Like,

1240
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:56,520
Speaker 1: who's gonna fight an NFL player? Who's gonna even stand

1241
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:59,760
Speaker 1: up to Alvin Kamara coach? That's just how it is

1242
01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,760
Speaker 1: going into drinking. Some people are fighters, some people are lovers.

1243
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,880
Speaker 1: I am a lover. I mean I don't even get

1244
01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:08,040
Speaker 1: confrontational when I drink, much less put my hands on someone.

1245
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 1: But I will put my hands on put your hands

1246
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:16,320
Speaker 1: on what I wanted to put my hands on something

1247
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:21,840
Speaker 1: that either they would kill you I'm talking about hers, idiot, Like,

1248
01:04:21,880 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: what are such an idiot, are such an idiot? No,

1249
01:04:30,760 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: but keep going. But what I'm just saying, who I mean?

1250
01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 1: I don't understand when people dues you wonta why because

1251
01:04:36,320 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: alcohol day makes you think you're bigger and batter than

1252
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,080
Speaker 1: you are. Have you ever been to the bar and

1253
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: watching people pick a fight, idiot? Like, why were you

1254
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: picking a fight for that person? And I know Lunch

1255
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:50,360
Speaker 1: is siding with the who chimera. I'm almost siding with

1256
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:53,280
Speaker 1: the other people saying these NFL athletes haven't drink for

1257
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:58,400
Speaker 1: seven months. Dude, I bet he had some booze Henny

1258
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:02,680
Speaker 1: and it went freaking why is he drinking Henny. It's

1259
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: like all the NFL guys do they Yeah, they're like, oh,

1260
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 1: I would always take a heny shot before the game

1261
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:20,200
Speaker 1: because it's like smooth, it's not like vodka. Yeah, yeah,

1262
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 1: I know, I get it. I am not siding with Camara.

1263
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,240
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to You're always siding for the player though,

1264
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 1: because you're like if you're you're poking the bear, like

1265
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:39,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna get left with no. I I like, I

1266
01:05:39,360 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: think when people go to a game and they throw

1267
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 1: something at the player and the players not at a bar,

1268
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:46,240
Speaker 1: at a bar the same thing. Okay, so you're siding

1269
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: with Camera, but no, I'm not saying that's what happened

1270
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 1: in your narrative, but that somebody through something at him

1271
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,040
Speaker 1: or you know what I mean, or pushing whatever said

1272
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,920
Speaker 1: you slept. But if they did, then I got no

1273
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 1: problem with Camarra whooping his ass. Dude, who goes to

1274
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 1: these nightclubs, big personalities? You know how many big heads

1275
01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: are trying to fit into one room? There in lines

1276
01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: of the issue, coach and I will hang up and

1277
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: and you would be a terrible judge, like to create

1278
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:13,000
Speaker 1: a narrative that's based on no facts, but like you

1279
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 1: really think that if they came in they said, well

1280
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,600
Speaker 1: what happened guys? Well, sir, you know, Camara was having

1281
01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 1: his drinks. This guy come up, came up and said,

1282
01:06:21,040 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 1: you cost me my fan of fantasy points, and he

1283
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: threw his drink on him, and Camara kicked his ass.

1284
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,120
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, he threw his drink on him. Well,

1285
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 1: then that's that's warranted. Camara. Absolutely, Camara, I'm glad you

1286
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: kicked his ass. Guy that threw the drink, You're going

1287
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 1: to jail. It's stupid. You're grown men. You cannot fight

1288
01:06:39,560 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 1: in public. Nobody can throw punches, nobody can beat another

1289
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:46,600
Speaker 1: pursuit for no reason to drink on somebody else. Isn't

1290
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,960
Speaker 1: that what led to Aaron Hernanda is getting all piste off.

1291
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: That's why he killed the dude. I think somebody dumped

1292
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,640
Speaker 1: a drink, spilled it on his shoes or something like that,

1293
01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:56,360
Speaker 1: and then he killed him. Dude, keep your drinks in

1294
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:00,920
Speaker 1: your cups. You know. Thanks me. I heard that's what happened.

1295
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: Malice in the palace, Um, I tell you commercial. I

1296
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:12,280
Speaker 1: know I'm looking. I've been googling Alvin Camara s if

1297
01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: there's any more details or video from the club about

1298
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,400
Speaker 1: the picture of girl in mini skirting here. I got contracted.

1299
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:21,120
Speaker 1: I was googling Alvin Camara and I stopped Alice. Can

1300
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: a girl be held liable for too short of a skirt?

1301
01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:27,280
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. Yes, I think if you

1302
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 1: throw a drink at someone, you get what it's coming

1303
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:31,280
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, that's not what the judge is gonna decide.

1304
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: So then is the person that threw the drink charged

1305
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:37,479
Speaker 1: with a salt? Also? Yes, they're both. You cannot act

1306
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: that way in public just because somebody through a drink

1307
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,760
Speaker 1: at you. You can't kick their ass. Both of you

1308
01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: guys are in trouble. Get out of my courtroom. And

1309
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,520
Speaker 1: all you guys with bodyguards, I mean the time and

1310
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 1: time again, some of this this stuff happens and people

1311
01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,920
Speaker 1: had bodyguards that were there, which I would imagine Camara

1312
01:07:53,040 --> 01:07:56,440
Speaker 1: rolls with bodyguards. Get a bodyguard to do the damage

1313
01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:00,320
Speaker 1: for Isigan. You know, sure that is bigger than you,

1314
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,440
Speaker 1: but when you get out of hand, can grab your

1315
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 1: ass and hold you down. You need a bodyguard. That's

1316
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,400
Speaker 1: that unbelievably jack, So what kind of bodyguard when shack

1317
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,560
Speaker 1: get Yeah, that's a good question. You'd almost have to

1318
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: go reverse. Go a small girl. She can hit him

1319
01:08:13,160 --> 01:08:20,120
Speaker 1: in the nuts. Whatever shat gets out of his hand,

1320
01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 1: his bodyguard just ball taps him hurt. Oh man, all right,

1321
01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:30,280
Speaker 1: that's all I got. That's funny, good stuff. That great, guys,

1322
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 1: that's actually pretty funny good stuff. You let me gets

1323
01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,080
Speaker 1: on today curling, because that's all I am on the

1324
01:08:39,200 --> 01:08:41,880
Speaker 1: damn show and TV is so annoying. We're gonna go

1325
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 1: to our restaurant for another store losers lunch, and lunch

1326
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:52,320
Speaker 1: is gonna order large freedom fries, not small those are

1327
01:08:52,439 --> 01:08:56,519
Speaker 1: my French fries? I ordered Freedom fries. Here we go

1328
01:08:57,840 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: here again too. We walked back into that place. You know,

1329
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: they see lunchbobs and be like, oh, here he is.

1330
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,599
Speaker 1: Is that dude we're talking about? We can't. And also,

1331
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,000
Speaker 1: there's two damn pizza places with the exact same name,

1332
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:14,080
Speaker 1: Dan Nana and like they both have the exact same

1333
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,880
Speaker 1: feel to and but they're completely different pizza places. They

1334
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,760
Speaker 1: just the only I thought we were one of the

1335
01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,680
Speaker 1: ones that had the buffalo chicken. That's the one I

1336
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:23,479
Speaker 1: thought we were going to. And we don't get them

1337
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,640
Speaker 1: that picked the place. I know, because I didn't know

1338
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 1: two names in the same town are in the same game.

1339
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:33,360
Speaker 1: You know what else does Domino's? No, you know what

1340
01:09:33,439 --> 01:09:37,599
Speaker 1: else starts with a dick? Dicks. They all sound the same,

1341
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:40,800
Speaker 1: but they have extremely different pizzas. I want peppers. No,

1342
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:44,960
Speaker 1: de Jorna is not delivery man. She thought we were

1343
01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 1: going to Domino's. Dude, I've never heard of a pizza

1344
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,519
Speaker 1: place not having hallapenions. She looked at me like I

1345
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:53,240
Speaker 1: was crazy. No, that was because she was talking to

1346
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,559
Speaker 1: someone and they said something coach. Not everyone has hall

1347
01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: opinions in the same Mexico Man, Pizza Hut the nose,

1348
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:05,320
Speaker 1: Papa John's, Little Caesar, Little Caesar, Little Caesar's that stuff

1349
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,840
Speaker 1: crust people. Would you ever try to deal with the

1350
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,120
Speaker 1: people a little Caesars? Oh my god, don't, Coach. And

1351
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:11,160
Speaker 1: they don't want to do anything other than just put

1352
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: that five minute pizza in and put it back in

1353
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:14,880
Speaker 1: a box. Well, and you know now they put it

1354
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,280
Speaker 1: in the oven that's right at the entrance. So if

1355
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,320
Speaker 1: you pay online, you don't even talk to a worker.

1356
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: You just go in, open up. It's not the freezer,

1357
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,840
Speaker 1: it's the opposite of it or whatever. It keeps your

1358
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:25,840
Speaker 1: pizza warm, and you just pull it out and you

1359
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:28,639
Speaker 1: don't even talk to the workers anymore. It's that's how

1360
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,000
Speaker 1: they want it. They don't even want any discord, Coach.

1361
01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: I went in there one time on a Friday to

1362
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,800
Speaker 1: get the five dollar hot and ready, and I walk

1363
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,280
Speaker 1: in there and it's a little it's like a little

1364
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: shopping mall and there's So's mine. There's only room for

1365
01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:41,960
Speaker 1: about five people in that line. Okay, so is mine.

1366
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 1: So we go in there and there's five people in there.

1367
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,800
Speaker 1: So I opened the door and I squeeze my way

1368
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,360
Speaker 1: in and I'm right there by the coke machine, you know,

1369
01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:53,120
Speaker 1: like just wait into order, and there's no one there

1370
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:57,360
Speaker 1: taking anyone's order. Sit there for about thirty seconds, nothing

1371
01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 1: and a minute, nothing, two minutes and looks around like, hey,

1372
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,479
Speaker 1: is anyone here? I don't know. I don't even see

1373
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:05,840
Speaker 1: anyone back there. I wonder if they're closed. Hey, here

1374
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 1: comes a dude two minutes later coming in smells like

1375
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,439
Speaker 1: cigarette smoke. Sorry, I was at my cigarette break. We're

1376
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:15,880
Speaker 1: gonna get you all, no worries. I'm just trying to

1377
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: feed my family. One dude on a cigarette break. Well,

1378
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:23,160
Speaker 1: five people are waiting to order their pizza. Love it, dude,

1379
01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: this is funny too. I'm telling you the one by

1380
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:27,280
Speaker 1: my house you can operate without a person because I

1381
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 1: got the ovens at the entrance. How stupid are people? Man?

1382
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,599
Speaker 1: I took I take my kids, uh to a dentist

1383
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: appointment and eight thirty in the morning, right eight thirty

1384
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,840
Speaker 1: in the morning, and I go, whoa, that sounds like

1385
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 1: it was during it was like a holiday, And took

1386
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:48,160
Speaker 1: him to the dentist on Christmas. And you go to

1387
01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:51,160
Speaker 1: the doctor's appointment, come out, and I'm like, hey, you

1388
01:11:51,160 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: guys want donuts. Yeah, let's get donuts. All right. There's

1389
01:11:54,160 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: a duncan right there. We go to duncan. There's probably

1390
01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:00,080
Speaker 1: about five cars in line, so I pulled around on

1391
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:04,320
Speaker 1: getting the five car line pants moving slow nothing, he

1392
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:08,120
Speaker 1: can't take the wheel. And finally the car that's that's

1393
01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:12,000
Speaker 1: ordering goes forward. All right. We move up. The next

1394
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:17,280
Speaker 1: car five minutes ordering. Oh my gosh, they're slow. Finally

1395
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: that car moves up. All right. We get closer and

1396
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 1: closer than I look, and the person that's ordering, which

1397
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:26,559
Speaker 1: is already two cars later, they're just looking at the menu,

1398
01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:32,400
Speaker 1: looking up, looking behind. There's no one there. So they

1399
01:12:32,479 --> 01:12:35,360
Speaker 1: go forward and they take off. And then the car

1400
01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: in front of me gets up there and she sits

1401
01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:41,240
Speaker 1: and waits. So there's nobody doing coach coach. This has

1402
01:12:41,280 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: been it's been ten minutes, almost fifteen minutes. And the

1403
01:12:44,040 --> 01:12:46,519
Speaker 1: person in front of me sitting at the menu and

1404
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:51,240
Speaker 1: looks forward, looks back at me, looks at all the

1405
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:53,920
Speaker 1: other cars. At that point there's about ten cars behind me,

1406
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,960
Speaker 1: and she puts her arms, arms up and then goes

1407
01:12:57,120 --> 01:12:59,599
Speaker 1: and then he takes off and then like, guys, they're

1408
01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:09,720
Speaker 1: probably isn't anyone here, so I go up and window hello,

1409
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,800
Speaker 1: and then I look back and everyone look forward to

1410
01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:14,840
Speaker 1: put my arms up. I go up to the drive

1411
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 1: through window, coach, they're closed to be an American. There's

1412
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: no one in it. So you're trying to go drive

1413
01:13:23,280 --> 01:13:25,920
Speaker 1: through on a closed day, but no one what you

1414
01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,960
Speaker 1: get for going on Christmas? But no one's telling anybody.

1415
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:31,240
Speaker 1: And behind me we're ten more cars that were about

1416
01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:33,040
Speaker 1: to do the same. Yame, you said it was a holiday,

1417
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:35,200
Speaker 1: you knew it was gonna be closed. Man, yeah, man,

1418
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:39,599
Speaker 1: didn't realize that. Or it's a fast food life. Put

1419
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,880
Speaker 1: up a sign if you're in there, we're not open yet,

1420
01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:44,120
Speaker 1: or a traffic cone. The last person that's there the

1421
01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:46,160
Speaker 1: day put a traffic cone so people know not to

1422
01:13:46,200 --> 01:13:48,439
Speaker 1: go through the drive I mean, that's the same thing

1423
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,840
Speaker 1: that happened to me in Memphis on the way home

1424
01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 1: from Christmas vacations. You went to Memphis, I stopped McDonald's,

1425
01:13:53,520 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 1: got out clicking, clinck click cling. Okay, I guess just

1426
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 1: the drive throughs open. Nope, not open. So you look

1427
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:05,640
Speaker 1: in the window, looked in the window. Oh oh, So

1428
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,040
Speaker 1: then I go across the street to Popeyes. You know

1429
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:11,760
Speaker 1: what I mean? Walk up not open, I mean every

1430
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:19,480
Speaker 1: fast food rushing look on the window, Popeyes and oh

1431
01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:21,240
Speaker 1: so I jumped back in the car. It was like,

1432
01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:23,599
Speaker 1: all right, we gotta go here. Yeah, that was bad.

1433
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,800
Speaker 1: All right, you got that fast food life. I got

1434
01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,360
Speaker 1: a taco bell by me. On the weekends, they're open

1435
01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:31,479
Speaker 1: for breakfast. We got breakfast now it doesn't open till nine.

1436
01:14:34,000 --> 01:14:38,040
Speaker 1: It's you shouldn't play. I want breakfast six, I want

1437
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,360
Speaker 1: breakfast at seven. I want breakfast at eight. I want

1438
01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:44,240
Speaker 1: breakfast at eight thirty. I want breakfast at nine, nine thirty.

1439
01:14:44,400 --> 01:14:47,720
Speaker 1: That's the dumbest hours for we have breakfast now I've

1440
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:50,040
Speaker 1: ever heard of, dude. Growing up, my parents didn't wake

1441
01:14:50,120 --> 01:14:53,120
Speaker 1: up till like ten on the weekends late, and they

1442
01:14:53,120 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 1: would always wake up late and they'd be like, you

1443
01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: guys want to go get McDonald's breakfast. Every single time

1444
01:14:58,280 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 1: we would go and they'd be like, I'll think hot cakes, eggs,

1445
01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:08,320
Speaker 1: not sorry, we stopt crap. I guess happy. You guys

1446
01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:12,400
Speaker 1: want to happy? Me get up next weekend? Dad, every weekend, dude,

1447
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: that's really funny. That's funny. My dad's eating happy, Like, well,

1448
01:15:17,360 --> 01:15:21,280
Speaker 1: let's just get burgers then day we're already here. What

1449
01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:25,679
Speaker 1: did you expect? That's already eleven? Alright, Happy Monday, guys,

1450
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:27,960
Speaker 1: enjoy it all right, goodbye. I don't know anything else.

1451
01:15:28,240 --> 01:15:31,639
Speaker 1: That's it, man, We're good. You gonna get pizza, Yeah,

1452
01:15:31,720 --> 01:15:35,559
Speaker 1: let's get breakfast. Make sure you specifically say what sized

1453
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: pizza you want, coach night. I didn't know how big

1454
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:42,960
Speaker 1: twelve inches. Sorry, sometimes it sounds like I gotta kid

1455
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 1: in my mouth. I didn't enunciate well enough, jump boled

1456
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,680
Speaker 1: my words and you got your air bud in. We

1457
01:15:49,800 --> 01:15:53,120
Speaker 1: basically have a language barrier here in America a pizza place.

1458
01:15:54,240 --> 01:16:00,800
Speaker 1: Al alright, goodbye one. So what do you think what that? What? Well?

1459
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:04,200
Speaker 1: I I think what you said is exactly what happened. Yeah,

1460
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,720
Speaker 1: I think it's Aaron Hernandez situation all over again. I'm

1461
01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:10,280
Speaker 1: a little drinking drinking on the Floory Floory hit a

1462
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: little bit of the shoey shoey, so that dude disrespect

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Speaker 1: him and that's who he killed. Yeah, in a roundabout way. Yeah. Wow,