WEBVTT - Cocoa Mermaid Crunch

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<v Speaker 1>You're ready, kiddo.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, my friend of mundo.

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<v Speaker 1>We're celebrating a quarter of a something because it's twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>You have such a way with words.

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<v Speaker 1>I was to say a quarter of a century. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>we can rent a car. No, I don't like that analogy.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut up. You can rent a car.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you just don't have to pay as much to

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<v Speaker 1>rent a car when you're twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me have this one.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think you can. Oh, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've been getting requests. Yeah, serious, because you've seen them. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people want to hear the whole songs. So let's start

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Simpy doki, I guess tad what's gonna be?

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<v Speaker 1>Weal tells you what's Si Rachel been like?

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<v Speaker 3>SIMPI kim.

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<v Speaker 2>It's their life, Rick doin everything from Jackson Banillas to chrispys.

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<v Speaker 1>That.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hell no, no, I think that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna stop it.

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<v Speaker 2>How do I stop?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? It just ended great?

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<v Speaker 2>Well now I feel like we are in an embarrassing position.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're fine. So hey, welcome to Serial Killers episode

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five. So excited. I'm Scottie Be. That's Andrew over there,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm jumping around like a jump around like a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a ninety song House of Pain. Very good, my friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh thanks? Can we also just quickly also shout out

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<v Speaker 2>some social media stuff that's going on. Of course, let

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<v Speaker 2>me tell you something, Carla Marie, if you're listening, you

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<v Speaker 2>will never be a guest host on our podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Anthony, we welcome you with open arms any day

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<v Speaker 1>of the week, any day of the week, Carla.

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<v Speaker 2>Marie, absolutely not. Have a nice day. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Next Hey, thanks by all Right, so that's a little

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<v Speaker 1>insider stuff. Maybe you followed along, maybe you didn't. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so you can follow us at serial Killers PC on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Will the see Yes, I actually know what I always

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<v Speaker 1>with a C, but like the words are spelled completely different. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's C E R E A L.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen again, I let you take that one and just

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<v Speaker 2>hope people get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, well, serial Killer's PC on Twitter and follow

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<v Speaker 1>us because we love you for it. So now, as usual,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna let you choose. Do you want the classic

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<v Speaker 1>cereal because we do one of those? Or do you

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<v Speaker 1>want the new Cereal because we also do one of those?

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<v Speaker 2>Classic?

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<v Speaker 1>You want Classic?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you sure, yes, Okay, going into the cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is great. I'm just warning you, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm warning you from now. The iced tea I drank

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<v Speaker 2>before this episode. I did it on an empty stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't it.

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<v Speaker 2>My stomach is killing right, like fresh brewed.

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<v Speaker 1>Iced tea on an empty stomach. It is just it

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<v Speaker 1>gives you the huzz Yes, what the huzz I.

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<v Speaker 2>Agreed with that. I had no idea what it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the gags. Yes, so i'mnauous, right, Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>here comes the classic cereal. This cereal was first introduced

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<v Speaker 1>in nineteen ninety nine, and it was the first addition

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<v Speaker 1>to the Classic in many, many, many many years.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and it is called chicken and waffle cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>No, come on, I don't even think they make it anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>We've waited so long, and I think that ship has sailed.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we'll find some on Amazon or something. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's from Kellogg's and it's raisin bran crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my, I love raisin brand crunch. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, there are a few varieties of this. This is

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<v Speaker 1>the original. There's also apple strawberry crunch, which I have

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<v Speaker 1>in my closet. I'll bring you at some point. There's

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<v Speaker 1>also a vanilla almond one that I believe they just

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<v Speaker 1>came out with not too long ago. But this is

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<v Speaker 1>the original raisin brand Crunch. And the difference here is

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<v Speaker 1>because you know that I love an original Kelloggs raisin brand,

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<v Speaker 1>and the raisins are sugared. Yeah, but in Crunch it

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<v Speaker 1>is not.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just straight up raisins with clumps of granola. And

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<v Speaker 1>remember him how many scoops Andrew too? Two scoops of raisins.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason Kellogg's raisin brand so pleasing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 1>This one needs a Scotti shake one day.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope that the bag is open when you

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Everything Yeah, well, oh no, oh, that is

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<v Speaker 2>a fell of epic proportions. You really got too excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I ripped the top of the box and now the

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<v Speaker 1>tab that needs to be inserted won't insert.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, the bag won't open either. What's going

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<v Speaker 1>on today? This is a I tore the bag alright,

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<v Speaker 1>could we start over? I ruined everything? I'm sorry, Scott,

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<v Speaker 1>look at this mess. Oh, I can't even eat the

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<v Speaker 1>boxes torn the bag is ripped, I'm gonna need one

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<v Speaker 1>of those containers like my grandparents.

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<v Speaker 2>You should be ashamed of yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really am.

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<v Speaker 2>Who taught you how to open boxes?

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<v Speaker 1>God?

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<v Speaker 2>I see there's three cups, which means that we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>a bonus box.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know what you're talking about. Those are

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<v Speaker 1>just extra coffee cups that are laying around.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're not slick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh smell, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It smells like cardboard, but I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a pleasant odor odor? No, yeah, fragrance odor odor? Yeahright,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me get some milk.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Today? We're using heavy cream?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're just using one percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Come me by surprise, I'm that Were you ready for it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, it's just because I told you I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm lactose intolerant.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, I'm gonna get you lactaed. The next episode

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<v Speaker 1>will try lacked.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm ninety nine percent sure it happened. Well, that was

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<v Speaker 2>a fail. You went to go throw the cart and

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<v Speaker 2>completely missed.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've got flakes. The flakes. These flakes, to me,

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<v Speaker 1>they're different than regular Raisin brand flakes. There's some type

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<v Speaker 1>of coating on them. They're not the regular, like thin,

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<v Speaker 1>flimsy brand flakes that we're used to.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so here we go. Huh mm hmm. Pour bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice, maybe a little hint of cinnamon. I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a fan everything I need.

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<v Speaker 1>It's also heart healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the second ingredient.

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<v Speaker 1>The second ingredient sugar. Okay, are there carbs in this?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm sure there's no carbs at all. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a total carb fifty six grams per serving.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm trying to give up carbs this week. Did

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<v Speaker 2>I fail? Already? You did? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also trying to give up sugar. But hey, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the Serial Killers podcast, and what's cereal without sugar? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So you did what? Four balls?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep? I will give this. I want.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like between three balls and a spoon of four balls.

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<v Speaker 1>I say give it three balls. Do we round up?

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<v Speaker 2>Or I say for you? You're gonna hit yourself later

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<v Speaker 2>if you rate this four balls. This doesn't seem like

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<v Speaker 2>a Scotty four bowls.

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<v Speaker 1>Three balls in a spoon. I do like it. Kellogg's

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<v Speaker 1>thank you much.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, let me tell you something. I'm starting to get

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<v Speaker 2>the bulbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Because it's mixing up with the iced tea. Yes, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, so let's move on to the news. Cereal. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I apologize to both you and my daughter Cooper because

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<v Speaker 1>this definitely should have been in the previous episode that

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<v Speaker 1>we did, which she was here. Yeah, because this is

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<v Speaker 1>right up her alley. Let me go down to the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anything about this cereal at all. This

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<v Speaker 1>one took me by surprise. It's a General Mills creation,

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<v Speaker 1>and I saw a coupon for it a few weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, what what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>I love how you're explaining this like how you met

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<v Speaker 2>someone on a first date. She took me by surprise.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw in a coupon.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're you're on track, You're on track, So let

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<v Speaker 1>me just sep with the cereal box I might have.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's reveal it. It's from General Mills and it is Mermaid.

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<v Speaker 1>What it's brand new, just released from General Mills. It's

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<v Speaker 1>called Mermaid, and somehow I got the family size.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait when you said you slept with the box, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>now actually concerned by Look how pretty she is, oh Scott,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, no, no, I like turquoise eyed,

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<v Speaker 2>purple haired girls. If the bag is open and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not eating it, which there's a hole in.

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<v Speaker 1>The side of the box. What is that all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So it's a Naturally it's a family friendly podcast, naturally

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<v Speaker 1>fruit flavored sweetened corn puffs with other natural flavors. And

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<v Speaker 1>they're the same color as applejacks. They're that that peachy

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and green colored. I love the Mermaid. The

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<v Speaker 1>font of the box.

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<v Speaker 2>Money they spent, right, like, they spent a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>money on this cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's well on the box. Yeah, not on the cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably the same crap that's in every other box.

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<v Speaker 1>But this has like shiny mermaid letters. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>Look oh at prism.

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<v Speaker 2>The Mermaid has a nice box.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a very beautiful box.

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<v Speaker 2>What I was saying was that it goes with the

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<v Speaker 2>trend of new cereals just being like object cereal. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no hint at what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Kellogg's has the Unicorn one, yeah, and there's the unicat

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<v Speaker 1>one also now some crazy something or other. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>just yeah, it's you know what, whatever's hot with the times,

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<v Speaker 1>what kids are doing doing, that's what they coming out

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<v Speaker 1>that's why they have the unicorn marshmallows and lucky charms.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me tell you, I saw report that when

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<v Speaker 1>they put the unicorn marshmallows and lucky charms, sales increased

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<v Speaker 1>by double digits. I'm not kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're just getting so into this, but it's true these things,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. It's all right, nice bag. Oh this looks

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<v Speaker 1>like cat food.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they got some left Oh hey, maybe this is

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<v Speaker 2>left over from the cat cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny. This looks like cat food. They're little stars

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<v Speaker 1>and I think those are little mermaids or fish, and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they're fish. They're fishing stars.

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<v Speaker 2>The funny part about it, so it's like actual cat

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<v Speaker 2>food because those are the shapes of cat food. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like imagine if you had like miniature applejacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what they look like, but they're shapes. It

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<v Speaker 1>smells like fruit loops, you know. I don't know it

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<v Speaker 1>has a fruit loop sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no it doesn't. No, this smells like a different cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm trying to put my finger on it.

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<v Speaker 1>You smell with your nose.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, let me have it. This is a heavy

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<v Speaker 2>box too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not quite fruit loops. It has that. I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's weird, but it has that General Mills smell. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that makes no sense to you whatsoever, but it

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<v Speaker 1>just smells like General Mills fruity cereal. There's really no explanation.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a certain cereal. I just okay, well, well it's

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<v Speaker 2>fun for us to explain that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what it's one of the Is it one

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<v Speaker 1>of the monster cereals? Is like maybe like Frankenberry or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. M no, all right, well let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>dive in one, two three.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It tastes like something else too, berry berry Kicks. Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>you might be right. It is that is a General

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<v Speaker 1>Mill cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>This is berry berry kicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Me close my eyes, like I know it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what it is is?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's definitely something. There's no this cereal is identical

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<v Speaker 1>to another cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say it one more time. It's berry berry Kicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. I think you might be mistaken, but you also

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<v Speaker 1>could be right. Do I need to tell you again?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also getting essence of like fruity pebbles.

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<v Speaker 2>I like this one. This one gets three bowls in

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<v Speaker 2>a spoon for me.

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<v Speaker 1>It's pretty good. I'm gonna do the same three bowls

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<v Speaker 1>in a spoon.

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<v Speaker 3>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>You know my daughter would give it more because it's sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh, let me look at the ingredients. Whole grain corn, sugar,

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<v Speaker 1>the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>That are by themselves. Again, I feel like I'm noticing

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of Cereals taste like a plain cheese doodle. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that one that didn't have that much flavor on it

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<v Speaker 2>was plain cheese doodle flavor.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you get the you mean just

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<v Speaker 1>the corn, Yeah, like the puff part. Okay, I got it,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like a Kicks plain kicks. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I want to make you happy. Okay, so there

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<v Speaker 1>has to be a bonus box.

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<v Speaker 2>So does this mean it's chicken and waffle Cereal? No,

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<v Speaker 2>then I don't want to hear it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not true because if you go back a

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<v Speaker 1>few episodes, you have mentioned this many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I can tell you what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't want you to tell me what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to tell me what it is with

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<v Speaker 1>my clever.

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<v Speaker 3>Disguise kid little kids won't make me go coo cool

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<v Speaker 3>for my favorite cereal Delicious punt Chae crunch Chi chocolatey

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<v Speaker 3>cocoa bobscause they're part of this plectiball precious breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>Gee, we're sunny now here are.

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<v Speaker 1>We thought like a bite of puff?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yockly tasting cocoa funchy crunchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, these kids are little a holes, and I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you why because in every single commercial, Sonny's trying his

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<v Speaker 1>best to not go cuckoo for cocoa puffs, and these

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<v Speaker 1>kids are like going to a recovering crack addict. He

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<v Speaker 1>just have a little here, here, just have some, have

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<v Speaker 1>a little more. He's trying his hardest to not have it,

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<v Speaker 1>but they just stick it out of his promises. That's right,

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<v Speaker 1>they stick it in his face and he has to

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<v Speaker 1>go cuckoo. He was wearing a mask of disguise in

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<v Speaker 1>that one because he didn't want them to know it

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<v Speaker 1>was Sonny Well in there.

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<v Speaker 2>In the kid's defense, if you saw a bird with

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<v Speaker 2>a trench coat, aren't you gonna be like that? Bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Sonny.

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>In any event, let me go down to the cereal

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<v Speaker 1>sack and pull out your cocoa puffs. Yes, finally, after

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five episodes, you get your cocoa puff.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I love cocoa puffs, and Sonny here is just like

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<v Speaker 1>out of his gourd. Look at him, he's going ape

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<v Speaker 1>for cuckoo for chocolate milk.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just back up? I think you're the only

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<v Speaker 2>human in existence to say out of their gourd gord?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you know what a gord is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a punkin. Yes, you're the only person that uses

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<v Speaker 2>that phrase though.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that means pumpkin spice cereal is coming soon? Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not into it.

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<v Speaker 2>If the iced t he is making me nauseous, I

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<v Speaker 2>can only imagine what pumpkin spice is gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty lamb. These is the same picture on the

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<v Speaker 1>front of the box as they did on the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the box, And it looks like he is a

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<v Speaker 1>recovering crack addict. Is it a money saving tactic? And

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<v Speaker 1>now is he sucking or blowing? I look, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>really tell. He's got a straw in his mouth and

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<v Speaker 1>there's like milk going everywhere. But I'm not sure what's

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<v Speaker 1>going on.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's a bird, so the beak doubles as a nose.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true? Is he snorty in a minute? Birds

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<v Speaker 1>can't suck what or blow? They well, never mind, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a cartoon, I guess so naturally, you've just realized he's

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<v Speaker 1>a cartoon. Naturally flavored frosted corn puff from General Mills.

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<v Speaker 1>Whole grain is the first ingredient, and the second ingredient

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<v Speaker 1>is sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's somewhere I want to believe that you've gone how

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<v Speaker 2>many years of your life?

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<v Speaker 3>How old are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Forty?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>You've gone that many years of your life? Being like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna see Sonny in real life one day.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you do if you busted in the door

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<v Speaker 1>right now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, listen, we got to check you back

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<v Speaker 2>into rehab.

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<v Speaker 1>But first, Scotty likes furries, all right, So now Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>is a furry So here we go. You know what,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that look? Look how like glazed they look.

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<v Speaker 1>They used to be more dull. I remember when I

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<v Speaker 1>was a kid, they were more dull. Now there's just

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<v Speaker 1>more sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's worried about worries me about it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're shinier. That means that the milk won't becomes chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's probably why he's going nuts with his straw

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<v Speaker 1>over here. That's look at that. That bowl is just

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<v Speaker 1>full of chocolate milk. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, every kid's

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<v Speaker 1>dream come true. All right, So here we go, one

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<v Speaker 1>percent milk. This this would be good with whole milk,

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<v Speaker 1>There's no doubt because thick chocolate milk rules not good

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<v Speaker 1>for me later but well no, but good for now.

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<v Speaker 1>It is cocoa puffs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already telling you four bowls in a spoon, but

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<v Speaker 2>let's try.

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<v Speaker 1>Somewhere in the sixties. I believe these things came out,

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<v Speaker 1>and how you're going in already, I'm just waiting because

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<v Speaker 1>the milk is already turning chocolatey.

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<v Speaker 2>Four bowls and a spoon, Okay, amazing. You get the flavor,

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<v Speaker 2>you get the chocolate milk.

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<v Speaker 1>There, just as I remember, yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Four balls from me. It would get an additional spoon

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<v Speaker 1>if it had marshmallows, and I'm pretty sure that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a version with marshmallows at one point.

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<v Speaker 2>Cocoa puffs'mores, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking I think it would be a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Well again, that goes back to no Rocky Road Cereal

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like that.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a Rocky Road Cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, I've mentioned this seventeen times, almost once an episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a General Mills creation in the late eighties.

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<v Speaker 1>It was called Rocky Road and it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>street sign that said Rocky Road.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you did not tell me this.

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<v Speaker 1>I did so many times. It's got a golden Gram's

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<v Speaker 1>gram Yeah okay, and then chocolate covered marshmallows with tiny

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<v Speaker 1>little nuts on them.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually do remember you, tay yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was and there was a whole band. There

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<v Speaker 1>was three of them. They were all in the band.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Marcia. Marcia was the mellow. She was one of the

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<v Speaker 1>band mates. I forget the other guy's names. It was

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<v Speaker 1>a short lived cereal, but it was delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I think they should bring it back. Oh hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>So here is a commercial from nineteen eighty five General

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<v Speaker 1>Mills Rocky Road Cereal. It's New Rocky Road Cereal with

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<v Speaker 1>Choco band and featuring.

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<v Speaker 3>Marcia Jacks and Vanilla fust the Rockypsiful. Use get a Chaco.

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<v Speaker 2>New Rocky Road cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>Little marshmallows with a chocolatey nutty coating mixed with vanilla

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<v Speaker 3>and chocolate puffs.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of this complete breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>I have one thing to say after watching that commercial,

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<v Speaker 2>it was frightening. Why did they make the marshmallow sexy?

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<v Speaker 2>She was right, she's got them things, Yes she does. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>back to the cereal graveyard for that one. That was

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<v Speaker 2>only a short lived.

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<v Speaker 1>Couple of years. Marshall, they need you to come back. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Mars please that that's a fantastic cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm into it, like if it came back, like, I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't hate that.

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<v Speaker 1>Chocolate covered marshmallows. No, that's in the candy aisle.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, don't be such a lean.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's wrap this thing up. Thank you for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>Serial Killers. It's episode twenty five. Yes, we made it

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<v Speaker 1>this far.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe it. Yes, Cayler Marie, you're still not

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<v Speaker 2>allowed to ever be a guest host on this podcast because.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't eat anything that she says. When she worked here,

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<v Speaker 1>she ate all this crap happened. She moved out to Seattle,

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<v Speaker 1>and now she's a groanola.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and listen to her and her trying to be

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<v Speaker 2>guilt trip mean to be like I've known since I

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<v Speaker 2>was thirteen, I was lac toast intolerance.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't pull up my pants when I was a kid. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>congratulations for you, dude. I put my pants all the

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<v Speaker 1>time and still eat and drink everything. Who cares, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a you problem, it sure is. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>listening to Serial Killers episode twenty five. I'm Scottie B.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Follow us on Twitter serial Killers PC. That's cereal with

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<v Speaker 1>a C and then an E R A E L

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<v Speaker 1>e A L. Oh my god, I can't spell.

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<v Speaker 2>You were thinking way too much into this, and then

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<v Speaker 2>a E R A Are you spell it right? C?

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<v Speaker 2>E R E A L.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally we've spelled cereal like four times now, and every

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<v Speaker 1>time I've spelled that, you've been like, no, it's with

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<v Speaker 1>e al. I don't know what's going on, but please

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<v Speaker 1>subscribe to us however you get your podcast you say that, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I just want to move on because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>ready to get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I guess spending time with me.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not that, it's just, you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to come clean. You know. In the last couple of weeks,

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried to stop eating so much sugar.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been doing such a good job.

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<v Speaker 1>I really have, and I am now just eating like

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<v Speaker 1>one spoonful of just having a taste, just like people do. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>people eat bowls of cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they don't eat six bowls at a time though.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I guess you're right there. I'm gonna drink this

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<v Speaker 1>chocol milk though, because it does look delicious. Thank you, Sonny.

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<v Speaker 1>You are cuckoo for cocoa puffs, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope you can help. People are worried about you.

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<v Speaker 1>They are. He's back in the asylum. Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to go until next time. Say crunch, Andrew, crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>The scap on my foot is coming off.

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<v Speaker 1>You're discussing