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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Ian? Please? Yes? All right? Here go? Hello,

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Speaker 1: even know if that's okay normal. I just yeah, I

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00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:10,399
Speaker 1: wasn't prepared and I'm still not prepared. Ian is on

426
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:13,399
Speaker 1: the other line. He's been listening this whole time, and

427
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:19,960
Speaker 1: I wonder how he feels about the situation. Ian I Susannah, Hi,

428
00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 1: Hi Anne. So first things first, I'm glad you're okay.

429
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:30,399
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're not sick, but um can I can

430
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,719
Speaker 1: I just say real quick, I understand your embarrassment, I

431
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:35,960
Speaker 1: really really do. I just wish you would have let

432
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:42,480
Speaker 1: me know you were okay for one time. I can't

433
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:54,240
Speaker 1: somebody grabbing. I am so sorry. I just it was

434
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:58,320
Speaker 1: I didn't have a team clothes and but you're right,

435
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:03,280
Speaker 1: I should have apologized. Well, Susan, it's you know, you're

436
00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:05,240
Speaker 1: nothing to be embarrassed about. Tell you what, if you

437
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:06,920
Speaker 1: go on a second day with me, I'll take you

438
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,400
Speaker 1: to Niagara Falls. I'm sure that will help the situation.

439
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,360
Speaker 1: You know, you know we can we can get something

440
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,639
Speaker 1: to drink by the water fountain and push. Yeah, but

441
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 1: you know we love sci fi, so I can get

442
00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,200
Speaker 1: you one of those space suits that's for cycles the year.

443
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:26,720
Speaker 1: Any case that the problems it, you know, has got

444
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 1: you have no idea, Right, we could survive, But we

445
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,760
Speaker 1: could survive. Here's the thing. But the worst situation we've

446
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,280
Speaker 1: had yet is you laughing to the point that you

447
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:42,479
Speaker 1: pee yourself because of me. It sounds silly, but I'm

448
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,840
Speaker 1: perfectly okay with that. You're you're You're so worth any

449
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,359
Speaker 1: any silliness like this. I really really, you know, I

450
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: want to see if we can do something here. Well,

451
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,880
Speaker 1: I can assure you this is not a regular thing,

452
00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 1: and I really don't know like what is happening. But um,

453
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,919
Speaker 1: but yeah, I mean if that's the worst thing, then

454
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: I guess that's a good thing, right, I just need

455
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:09,320
Speaker 1: like some depends here. Look, I like you so much.

456
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 1: You can pee yourself on any date. I don't care.

457
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:12,680
Speaker 1: You know, we could be at the movie theater, we

458
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: could be at the beach. I don't care. I like

459
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:21,119
Speaker 1: you that much. Okay, Oh okay, Well I don't necessarily

460
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:24,479
Speaker 1: think we should do the radio next time or tell everybody,

461
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 1: but but yeah, I would be down for a second date,

462
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:31,879
Speaker 1: just because, I mean, we've come this far. Okay, let

463
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 1: me officially ask the question, then, Susannah, would you like

464
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 1: to go on another date with Ian? We'll pay for it? Yes,

465
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 1: yes I would. Yeah, all right, we'll congratulations and I'll

466
00:22:44,520 --> 00:22:46,280
Speaker 1: tell you what, just just to kind of even the

467
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 1: playing fields on the next date, I'll pee my pants. Okay,

468
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 1: we'll have a Billy Madison moment. It'll be great. I

469
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: think I'm paying my pants right now. This is amazing.

470
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,159
Speaker 1: I hope not. I'm looking like that. Did you will

471
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 1: show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up?

472
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: This is the Jewels Show? And you texted us at

473
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Speaker 1: four one to six one and said he had a

474
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,360
Speaker 1: dirty little secrets. So now we're calling you back. High nice,

475
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 1: don't hang up. Oh uh oh yeah that was like

476
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,679
Speaker 1: a month ago. I forgot about that. Yeah, we forgot.

477
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: We forgot to call you back right away. But I

478
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: still have the dirty little secret. Yeah yeah, I still

479
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: do it? Sweet? What is it? Can you tell us?

480
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 1: Not that it's not that crazy, but basically my dirty

481
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 1: little secret is Um, I like to I might be

482
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:50,440
Speaker 1: kissing myself in the mirror. Um. I think that's a good,

483
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:57,240
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Like how I got questions about it?

484
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: Oh listen, it is weird, but we're not gonna judge.

485
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:03,080
Speaker 1: You just want to know more, you know, just a

486
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 1: good little makeout session, not not too long, but like yeah,

487
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: it's like in the mirror, face gets some face to FaceTime.

488
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 1: So when you're looking in the mirror and you're gonna

489
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,080
Speaker 1: kiss yourself in the mirror, who's who kisses first the mirror?

490
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,199
Speaker 1: Are you like you kissing you? Are you kissing it?

491
00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, I guess science base. I kiss

492
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: first and the reflection has like a middlesecond response, but

493
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 1: it's pretty mutual either way. All right, So yeah, how

494
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: long do these makeout sessions last with yourself? No longer

495
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 1: than like five minutes, but usually like closer to a

496
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:41,640
Speaker 1: minute something like there, we're there. It's do you lick?

497
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 1: Are you like lick in the mirror? I'm not always

498
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 1: but like Tom can get involved, sure, okay, but it's

499
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: just a flat surface, So like, how does that It's

500
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 1: it's a flat surface, but like it's like a three

501
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: D like person, like you know, it's better than like

502
00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: a picture or anything, like when you see that when

503
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: you see in the reflection, like it looks like a person. Huh.

504
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. At first, when I heard you

505
00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 1: say that, I judged you and I felt weird about

506
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: it and I was like, this guy's weird and stuff.

507
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,679
Speaker 1: But the more you talk about it, the more I

508
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 1: kind of want to do it. I want to try

509
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,520
Speaker 1: it out. It's gotta be nice, right, It's not weird.

510
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: It's not it's not necessarily about me. It's just about

511
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,960
Speaker 1: like we're seeing a person and haven't seen the person

512
00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,919
Speaker 1: move and breathe and stuff. You gotta love yourself, right,

513
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 1: You gotta love yourself. Very true. But a mirror, I

514
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: think I might try this. I don't want to try

515
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: it in a public bathroom. Yeah, I recommend not in

516
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: a public bathroom. There's at the mirror the better exactly.

517
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. You know, I want myself. I

518
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: already know tastes like, when's the last time you kiss

519
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,320
Speaker 1: yourself in a mirror? Text in four worlds It's been

520
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,800
Speaker 1: a long time. I don't know the last time I

521
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: kissed myself in the mirror, But now I want to

522
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: try it thanks to your dirty little secret. Yeah, do

523
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: it today. I will Is there anything else that you

524
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 1: do to yourself in the mirror? I would if I could,

525
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: but the mirror stops me. All right, man, thank you

526
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Thank everybody. You should do

527
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,960
Speaker 1: this on social in the bat then like, I'm gonna

528
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: send the boss in as well. Oh yeah, okay, can

529
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,719
Speaker 1: play a prank. I love that. I'll make out with

530
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 1: myself in the mirror and then you tell the boss

531
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 1: to come in and well, I know our boss. It

532
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: might get crazy, you know, I mean, am I willing

533
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: to do that? Yeah? I need a raise? Why not?

534
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 1: Let's do that. Man. If you want to check us

535
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: out on socially, remember you can do that at the

536
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. There might be something up there later that

537
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 1: you can well, I don't know if it's beyond the

538
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 1: only fans. We'll put it on only thanks for the

539
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 1: Bossis je show? The Jewel Show on demand? What lasts

540
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: only seventeen seconds and is satisfying women all over the planet.

541
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. There's a lot of husbands out

542
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: there that just pumped up their chest like, yeah, that's me. No,

543
00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 1: it's not, it's never been you. It's a new trend

544
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: on TikTok that is apparently driving women crazy. It's kind

545
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 1: of weird, and it might be the first time that

546
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: people have read actual words in the last ten years.

547
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 1: It's a hashtag that's gone viral and it's a new

548
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: trend over four point four billion views, and it's in

549
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 1: the category of readership and book talk. I don't know

550
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: if you've heard of book talk on TikTok. I had

551
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,560
Speaker 1: no idea that anybody was going to TikTok to actually read.

552
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: That's an odd place for it. But there's a hashtag

553
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: that's going viral that is a new trend, and it's

554
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 1: called hashtag smut talk. Oh yeah, where people are reviewing

555
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:53,199
Speaker 1: and reading excerpts from those spicy romance novels, you know,

556
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 1: the really bad ones that they sell in the grocery store.

557
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: That are they write them in about a week and

558
00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,880
Speaker 1: there's always a guy on a horse on the cover.

559
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,440
Speaker 1: Always a horse. I don't know why he's always on

560
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:05,119
Speaker 1: a horse and what happened to a shirt? But those books.

561
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:10,120
Speaker 1: It's hashtag smut talk on TikTok and a women all

562
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,439
Speaker 1: over the place are saying that it's making them feel sexier.

563
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 1: And Grandma used to listen or what used to read

564
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,160
Speaker 1: these books? I think everybody's grabut books and you see

565
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 1: them piled up next to their little chair in the

566
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: living room. And yes, Grandma, you've had quite the past,

567
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: haven't you. Apparently it's a multi billion dollar industry, these

568
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: romance novels. Yeah. I don't know if you guys remember

569
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: when COVID first hit. There was one of these romance

570
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 1: novels that came out, and it was about a woman's

571
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,760
Speaker 1: affair with the COVID virus. I do remember. I actually

572
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: read a little bit of on the show. It was

573
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 1: hot and steamy and weird. I haven't gone on TikTok

574
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: yet to view any of the smut Talk videos, but

575
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: I guarantee that's what I'll be doing all day long.

576
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 1: So if you have a few minutes to day while

577
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: you're at cubicle and you're trying out to work, hop

578
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: onto TikTok and use the hashtag smut talk t ok

579
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,239
Speaker 1: not ta LK, and you can just sit there and

580
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 1: read all these spicy romance novels. Wow you, but don't

581
00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:16,320
Speaker 1: do it at work. But apparently the reviews of it

582
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: are saying that it's really making people feel sexier and

583
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: happier in their love life by just reading it. Listen.

584
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys understand what's going on in

585
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: these books. No, sorry, did I have these pulled up

586
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: right here? I've been looking at him all morning because

587
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 1: I've been so fascinated by it. Also hashtag spicy books

588
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: works spicy books. Yeah, okay, you have some ye when

589
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 1: he comes home late from the club smelling like another

590
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: woman and you love it. Dot dot dot. That's spicing

591
00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: up their marriages. Man. Yeah, okay, she was over his

592
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm leaving out some words, guys. She was over his

593
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: desk after class, not wearing anything underneath the dress. He said,

594
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: you've been like that all day and she said, well,

595
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: you said you didn't want to see my underwear anymore.

596
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: It's a lot of creepy role play, but it's fun.

597
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,680
Speaker 1: The descriptions of things in those books are hilarious. Letn't

598
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:13,479
Speaker 1: have to have been written by men, Victoria. Have you

599
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 1: ever read one of those books? Have you ever read

600
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: a book? I've read a book, not one of those books,

601
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: thank you very much. Have you ever had any interest

602
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: in reading any of those books? Not really. I used

603
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: to watch my grandma read them, and they just never

604
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,920
Speaker 1: used to watch your grandma. She would just read those

605
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 1: in front of you. Well, she would read them like

606
00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: late at night. You would watch her read that. I'm

607
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: so confused. Yeah, yeah, I gotta paint this picture. Grandma

608
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: would read the Muddy books late at night, and I

609
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: would be in watching her. But no, I'm not interested. No,

610
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: Grandma used to read those and they would just like

611
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: reading me. They're really really early in the morning or

612
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: really really late at night when like everyone was asleep.

613
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: But as little kids, we wouldn't go to sleep so early,

614
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: so I'd be like, oh, grandma's reading again, I'll turn

615
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: on the TV. Here's the thing about these books. They

616
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: are wholly psychological, right, so they get into your mind

617
00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 1: and they dance around in there, have a little party

618
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 1: in the female brain. I mean, the guys in these

619
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,719
Speaker 1: books are incomprehensibly awesome. They make no mistakes. They're like

620
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: they're like super hot but also super sensitive, I know,

621
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: and like they're just like the perfect thing. And these

622
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 1: women are like horses. Yeah. And then so women can

623
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 1: you know, read the book and then close their eyes

624
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: and spice up their marriage and yeah, they should write

625
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: these books a little bit more like real life, you know.

626
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,560
Speaker 1: And then he came home from the bar and he

627
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: was too drunk to do anything, completely disgusting and smelled

628
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: like alcohol, and I had to put him to bed

629
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: and he peered the bed and we haven't made love

630
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: and MutS now because I'm disgusted by my boyfriend. That's

631
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: not quite as sexy though, No, no see here smut

632
00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: Talk House GOP uses its new power and extraordinary effort

633
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 1: to shield Trump. That's yeahs on the smut talk hashtag

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