Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Light Reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: Free and it's nice time for episode number two eighty
Speaker 3: six of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm Scary Jones. David
Speaker 3: Brodie's here, Yes, I am, you are, sir. Wow, you're
Speaker 3: looking bright today. I like your little your red glasses.
Speaker 2: They're orange to match the logo. I like it.
Speaker 4: I like it.
Speaker 2: Now should I get blue glasses?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You should get some blue grass blue grass. I got
Speaker 3: a washboard and a and a jug put some blue
Speaker 3: grass us.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 3: So we had a pretty eventful episode. This was for
Speaker 3: the ass Whole Foods, which is.
Speaker 2: Whole Food Fight. And we're back on schedule now it's Monday, yeah,
Speaker 2: and we're doing slice time. It took a while to
Speaker 2: catch up, but we because.
Speaker 3: Your vacation, we would delanding and we had equipment problems,
Speaker 3: all kinds of nonsense.
Speaker 2: I think it's the boom arm on the mic. It's
Speaker 2: not falling off. It looks good.
Speaker 3: Now you got some good equipment there, David Brody, if
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. Yeah, So all right, so
Speaker 3: we might as well just get right into it. If
Speaker 3: you listen on the iHeartRadio app, you have the added
Speaker 3: privilege of being able to click on the microphone and
Speaker 3: send us feedback.
Speaker 2: So if you want to get in on a future
Speaker 2: of Slice Time.
Speaker 3: Feel free to click on that microphone and listen to
Speaker 3: the iHeartRadio app, because it's the only way you're gonna
Speaker 3: be able to leave us Slice Time and leave us
Speaker 3: an upbeat and funny common Yeah, and oh, before we
Speaker 3: hit the ground running, put the foot on the accelerator,
Speaker 3: put the needle on the record, put the needle on
Speaker 3: the record. We have to remind you that we have
Speaker 3: less than a week left in our Brooklyn Boys merch
Speaker 3: store for you to get in on it now. People
Speaker 3: have been responding really well to this, David bro This
Speaker 3: is a great idea that I email from. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was your idea, It was my idea. Got we got
Speaker 3: the email from mert match match murmur that merch Mickey
Speaker 3: Mickey mouse that we saw a lot of merchandise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so people got till March fifteenth, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: That's right, any purchases. Although you guys, somebody ordered the
Speaker 2: wool baseball cap like the Brooklyn Boys, not the baseball cap,
Speaker 2: the wool hat. Yeah, the tuke if they is they
Speaker 2: call it in Canada. Ooh, it's hard. That's hard to
Speaker 2: write on Yeah, but we'll try. We'll do our best.
Speaker 3: We will personalize it if you'd like. Whatever you want
Speaker 3: to do, but put it in the comments section when
Speaker 3: you place the order. But the orders have to be
Speaker 3: in by the fifteenth of March twenty twenty four. Okay,
Speaker 3: and then shortly thereafter Bertie and I will have a
Speaker 3: signing session and and ship yourch and away.
Speaker 2: And what's what's the website? Scary, It's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 2: Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 3: That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com.
Speaker 7: Hello, and this is your weekly reminder to bring home
Speaker 7: the fucking jingles. Also, this is a reminder that BARRONI
Speaker 7: needs his steak dinner. Not quite sure why this is
Speaker 7: still going on, Get the fucking steak dinner. This is
Speaker 7: dan Yelle from Connecticut. Love Love, Love you, Slice for Life,
Speaker 7: Brody and scary. You know this is me again, Danyelle
Speaker 7: from Connecticut. I just want to remind everyone we should
Speaker 7: please limit our talkback because it gets really fucking annoying.
Speaker 7: Life for Life to chudge out.
Speaker 2: She sounds like she's making an announcement at Disney World.
Speaker 3: She should take her own advice. By the way, she
Speaker 3: just gets.
Speaker 2: Okay, she did too, she didn't do so. No, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know. And she has an amazing voice.
Speaker 2: She really can't tell you. She sounds like, Hi, everybody,
Speaker 2: welcome to Disneyland. Yeah, fuckers, bring home the jingles. Oh,
Speaker 2: she's she's very upbeat. I like her. Yeah.
Speaker 8: This is Alan from Queens Jamie from Queen's Father.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've known her own life. She's a perky She's
Speaker 2: something I'm only hitting.
Speaker 8: She's sometimes sarcastic and she gets it from me.
Speaker 2: Okay, hey, thank you, Jamie's dead. Okay, here's Jamie now
Speaker 2: the daughter.
Speaker 9: Hey Brooklyn Boys, Jamie from Queen's Here.
Speaker 6: I was listening to Slice Time with my dad and
Speaker 6: he heard Brody call me perky and he really really wanted.
Speaker 4: To leave that.
Speaker 9: You could see where I get my sarcasm.
Speaker 2: From and your perkiness. Mm hm that's nice. I like
Speaker 2: what the perkiness is from her mom.
Speaker 3: The Perfect Father Daughter podcast to listen to get other
Speaker 3: the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: Mr Ariel for up State This is flight Time.
Speaker 2: Should we have a voice no more than three talkbacks
Speaker 2: tops If you can't fit it in.
Speaker 10: In three talkbacks, then don't fucking see it.
Speaker 2: Have a great day.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, that's an opinion. That's two opinions
Speaker 3: all you know that feel the same way. I'm sure
Speaker 3: there's more. Is that three talkback limit per episode?
Speaker 11: Is that?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I don't know if I agree
Speaker 2: with that, but I don't know. Make them count?
Speaker 3: But yeah, word conservation if the fourth one doesn't add anything.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, Hey, Elijah Finlay, Ohio, I'm coming after
Speaker 12: our supposed text withs truck driver. Here a slash check
Speaker 12: from Oma Hall.
Speaker 4: I hear a legit trucker.
Speaker 10: We're driving truck.
Speaker 2: Let's hear that.
Speaker 4: I'll be waiting.
Speaker 3: Well, that's a fair request, except anyone can get a
Speaker 3: sound effect and play that into.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, but you you could tell a real one
Speaker 2: from a sound attack that was real? Are you a
Speaker 2: truck sound effect expert? That just sounded real? I think?
Speaker 2: He continues on this talk.
Speaker 12: Back uh part two. I also want to say, Brodie
Speaker 12: featuring Scary, that's right, featuring Scary because of the gift card?
Speaker 12: Is you if I have the gift card ship?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: You guys near the grinding Anyways, the gift card and
Speaker 12: gift card, I mean us his gift card when I
Speaker 12: want to use gift guard and tora.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm just saying I wouldn't
Speaker 2: whip it out in front of others. I would. You
Speaker 2: just said he shouldn't. He said I want to use
Speaker 2: the give code.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just saying it for another and then follow
Speaker 3: it up with you should save it for a different time.
Speaker 2: Have some etiquette. I don't know, I just differently. Cod
Speaker 2: You're the.
Speaker 3: Guy who when I say, eg, scary past the bay clams,
Speaker 3: you take three before you pass them.
Speaker 2: Now you're gonna talk about etiquette.
Speaker 13: Brilliant scary. This is marked from up State scary gift card.
Speaker 13: It's good as cash, I know. And you gotta split
Speaker 13: the bills. The wait staff knows that they'll probably get
Speaker 13: a better tip on multiple checks.
Speaker 2: At least that's what.
Speaker 13: Happens around here. And you also can't use a gift
Speaker 13: card on early dating stages because or coupon, because it's
Speaker 13: just tacky in that sense.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 3: I disagree because he said coupon instead of coupon. So
Speaker 3: I take a half a point off.
Speaker 2: That I'll leave the guy alone.
Speaker 3: Coupon is I've heard people say coupon, even though I've
Speaker 3: heard I've heard people say a lot of things. I've
Speaker 3: heard people say advertisement instead of advertisement. I think that
Speaker 3: one's okay. Oh oh, that's okay, but coupon's not. It's
Speaker 3: like Caribbean, Caribbean. But I didn't say Caribbean. Oh, so
Speaker 3: I you know I'm you don't fly the cupe, you
Speaker 3: fly the coup right, all right, gift card people, Enough,
Speaker 3: this is gonna via a flood of this.
Speaker 4: You started this scary and brody, brody and scary scarody
Speaker 4: that I need from Connecticut.
Speaker 14: Hare.
Speaker 4: I just want to say that you, gentlemen, have the
Speaker 4: best podcast in the history of podcasts, and any other
Speaker 4: podcast fails in comparison to the Brooklyn Boys. Oh come
Speaker 4: on now, and if you don't agree with that, go
Speaker 4: cry about it.
Speaker 3: I think he meant pales in comparison. By the way, tonight,
Speaker 3: by the time you hear this, it might be too late.
Speaker 1: It will.
Speaker 3: But tonight is the iHeartRadio Podcast Awards, of which we
Speaker 3: are not nominated this year.
Speaker 2: Nope. But our friends over at Serial Killers are so
Speaker 2: good luck to them. Andrew, by the time you hear this,
Speaker 2: you'll know whether they want to.
Speaker 3: Exactly Andrew and Scotty hopefully with Andrew Scotty and Andrew,
Speaker 3: Andrew and Scotti. Yep, they're hanging out in Austin right now,
Speaker 3: Andrew Scandrew Scotty.
Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn boys, your boy Mike from Virginia Slice for Life.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 15: I had to stop listening to the Slice time for
Speaker 15: two eighty five to send this talk back and say,
Speaker 15: just scary. You can play applause, but you can't bring
Speaker 15: the fucking jingles home. Come on, man, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Brody featuring Scary? Thank you?
Speaker 16: Hey Brooklyn boys, listening to episode two eighty five. This
Speaker 16: is Marylyn from Omaha. Marylyn, not Madelyne Chad.
Speaker 17: Really?
Speaker 16: You know Chad is the male Karen right. You are
Speaker 16: not from Omaha. Seriously tell me something about where people
Speaker 16: hang out. Tell me something that references Omaha in any way.
Speaker 16: You're not from Omaha. And it's Marilyn, not Madelyne Monroe.
Speaker 16: Marilyn Monroe. Okay, Marylyn, Well, I gotta say, Marilyn, have
Speaker 16: you guys love?
Speaker 2: I love you too.
Speaker 3: Marilyn has better sounding equipment than you do, David Brody
Speaker 3: she sound equipment, sounds fun, she sounds good crystal clear,
Speaker 3: though she does she sounds like he's saying Marilyn as
Speaker 3: opposed to Marilyn Marilyn like Marilyn Monroe. Right, yeah, that's
Speaker 3: the example she gave.
Speaker 11: Okay, hey, this is many from New York. Hey, I
Speaker 11: just had a quick question for you guys. Hey, if
Speaker 11: there are too many talkbacks, is there like a like
Speaker 11: a maximum amount of talkbacks that you guys can hold
Speaker 11: in like a cloud store or something like that. Because
Speaker 11: I tried putting one in, I forgot what it was
Speaker 11: about and I kept getting an error message, So I
Speaker 11: don't know. Hey, I'll try to keep these talkbacks down
Speaker 11: to like, you know, twelve in a row. But hey, Brodie,
Speaker 11: they're telling you to forget the steak dinner and the
Speaker 11: fuck all that get your steak dinner. Thank you, Scary
Speaker 11: did not feel the pain. Scary you feel the pain,
Speaker 11: you know, without the pain the whole situation that tacks.
Speaker 11: I don't know what the specifics are, but anyways, Scary
Speaker 11: you need to feel that. Eight. I'm coming out of
Speaker 11: pocket because Brody deserves it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank I deserve it. Good guy, I did
Speaker 2: a good thing.
Speaker 3: Once again, if I use my Peter Luger's gift card
Speaker 3: on you, remember it's as good as pain.
Speaker 2: You heard the man say pain though, Yeah, but you
Speaker 2: can't have it both ways.
Speaker 3: You can't have this argument both ways because now because
Speaker 3: all these other side I'm saying that a gift card one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty dollars. Oh, that we're definitely going over
Speaker 2: that a gift card is cash, a gift card is.
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty dollars. You're gonna go wrongdred and
Speaker 3: fifty dollars for.
Speaker 2: Your your share of potatoes or grotten. But your steak,
Speaker 2: you fucking got vowned. Let me say this Tomahawk steak
Speaker 2: for like two fifty. You cannot argue this comment both ways.
Speaker 3: You we talk about if you're gonna say that gift
Speaker 3: cards are just as good as cash, and I have
Speaker 3: a gift card and I use it on you, David Brody.
Speaker 2: For his steak. I don't want to go to Peter
Speaker 2: Luger though. Then I've I'm tied into Peter Luger.
Speaker 3: A gift card, Peter Luger's tops it is not Then
Speaker 3: I one of my now used my gift card and
Speaker 3: I felt the pain.
Speaker 2: On the gift card. I want to go to Old Homestead?
Speaker 2: What if I have a gift card to Old Homestead?
Speaker 2: Call me?
Speaker 4: Then?
Speaker 2: No, See, you're a spiteful bitch. That's your problem. Next caller, please, Hey,
Speaker 2: doing brody?
Speaker 1: All though it peas me to say so, they got
Speaker 1: you by the ball this time, you shot yourself in
Speaker 1: the foot.
Speaker 2: If that's lie.
Speaker 1: Actually sends scary three hundred dollars gift card, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to accept it, and he's gonna be able to
Speaker 1: pay for the steak dinner that he OWDs you with
Speaker 1: the gift card. Devil, Although I got a plan so
Speaker 1: he can feel some pain. Okay, now here's what you're
Speaker 1: gonna do. You're gonna make sure that he supplies the transportation.
Speaker 1: That's the first step. Then you're gonna pick the restaurant
Speaker 1: of your choice. That's number two. Number three, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to start prepping the night before, drink all the
Speaker 1: colui you can, and he'd at least five hard bowl legs,
Speaker 1: and on the way to and from the restaurant, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give him the gaessing of his life. He's gonna
Speaker 1: feel pain like he's never felt before believe you mean, Hey, Brody,
Speaker 1: you know what I forgot? You know, if you go
Speaker 1: to the restaurant that you always wanted to go to,
Speaker 1: but Scary won't take it.
Speaker 2: Because you're not boogie enough, you don't. Don't forget to
Speaker 2: pick up one of them fancy steak man's courtesy of Scary.
Speaker 1: And if you can't pick one up for me and
Speaker 1: ship it over to me, I'll be more than happy
Speaker 1: to pay for this ship. But you can ship it
Speaker 1: over to three eleven South seventeenth Street, McCallum, Texas.
Speaker 2: Scare of the Cowboy Trucker. Ayk fog horn leg horn? Yeah,
Speaker 2: where's that? By the way, where's that horn? Speaking of
Speaker 2: fog horn? Leg horn? He didn't give us a horn?
Speaker 2: Hear the message to know?
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 2: Well, let's see maybe he will sit next episode. Next episode.
Speaker 2: We want to hear the horn while you're in your truck.
Speaker 2: Some people Chad from Omahawk and playing. Some people don't
Speaker 2: believe that it's you man. I don't believe he's a trucker.
Speaker 2: Yeah that is. I don't believe you're right a trucker,
Speaker 2: mother trucker.
Speaker 17: Hey, groping boys, it's Jacob from Arkansas. You guys have
Speaker 17: peaked my.
Speaker 2: Curiosity, but he said, we peaked.
Speaker 18: So is it more common up there when going out
Speaker 18: in groups to have one bill as separate evenly? Yes,
Speaker 18: I know in my neck of the woods the majority
Speaker 18: of the time separate bills.
Speaker 17: Each person is responsible for their own stuff, and it's separate.
Speaker 2: Separate checks, and they like to drive the waitress fucking bonkers.
Speaker 2: Then they're used again.
Speaker 17: There are times where everything would be put onto just
Speaker 17: one bill for the entire group. The most common, and
Speaker 17: it may be similar up there is work related uh
Speaker 17: food events the person would have whoever had the card
Speaker 17: would do the one bill for that card. Sometimes a
Speaker 17: lot of family gatherings would also be like that. There'd
Speaker 17: just be one bill for the entire family, even if
Speaker 17: it's extended family. Continued here, but in most cases, if
Speaker 17: a bunch of friends go out, or a bunch of
Speaker 17: couples go out to eat together. I've not traveled much
Speaker 17: places across the US in different areas of the US,
Speaker 17: but a lot of the places that I have been to,
Speaker 17: if a big group of friends or somebody goes out,
Speaker 17: usually each couple or each person is responsible for their
Speaker 17: own tab. I've not that's not the universal one tab
Speaker 17: and then everybody splits later. Very well, it's very popular
Speaker 17: here in the Northeast. To just think it's popular. It's common,
Speaker 17: very common.
Speaker 3: And as far as splitting, first of all, why wouldn't
Speaker 3: you want to be the pun to take take the
Speaker 3: whole check? That's what I would do because guess what
Speaker 3: my credit cards attached is attached to miles and points,
Speaker 3: which I want the maximum amount of. So you all
Speaker 3: could vendle me back and I'll just take care of
Speaker 3: my bill at the end of the month and I'm
Speaker 3: running up to score and I'm getting free flights on
Speaker 3: United boo. Yeah, that's how I operate. I take the
Speaker 3: whole fucking bill and you all could pay me. But yeah,
Speaker 3: but the whole like splitting the check thing. I that
Speaker 3: was something that I found out in the South that
Speaker 3: they do as a courtesy. You walk over, you come
Speaker 3: back with seven separate checks.
Speaker 2: What nice. We've talked about this before. I'm beating the
Speaker 2: dead horse down home. Uh niceness.
Speaker 11: Scary.
Speaker 14: I didn't realize that I sent twelve talkbacks. But there
Speaker 14: was that one week where you recently.
Speaker 2: She wants to redo shit. I keep messing up I
Speaker 2: didn't mean to send that. I meant to say, scary.
Speaker 14: That was a lot of talk backs that I sent,
Speaker 14: twelve of them. Wow, but I was compensating for the
Speaker 14: one week that you guys didn't do slice time.
Speaker 2: All right, fair enough, fair, Berdie.
Speaker 14: I usually am upbeat.
Speaker 6: But the thing is I work so many hours that
Speaker 6: I usually only get three to four hours to sleep
Speaker 6: at night.
Speaker 2: Oh, been there totally regards Okay, that was good?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Is that is that her? Again?
Speaker 5: Airy?
Speaker 6: In regards to splitting the check equally, I think you
Speaker 6: and I should go out one day when you're on
Speaker 6: your fat loss program, and you can order thirty dollars
Speaker 6: worth your food. I'll order one hundred dollars worth of
Speaker 6: food and then we can split it equally. Therefore, instead
Speaker 6: of you only having to pay thirty dollars, you could
Speaker 6: pay sixty five dollars. I understand now why Brodie said no.
Speaker 6: Wonder why your friends like to go out with you?
Speaker 5: Man, Scary.
Speaker 6: I can't believe you cut me off like that. Well,
Speaker 6: Brodie's right, maybe I won't send you that gift card
Speaker 6: for two hundred dollars after.
Speaker 2: All, right, if the wrong person, I think the whole thing.
Speaker 2: I have no gift card that cut her off on
Speaker 2: the last episode.
Speaker 3: I might have yep, and you screwed yourself out of
Speaker 3: the gift card you're gonna use to buy me misteak dinner.
Speaker 2: It's ultimately with both screw.
Speaker 19: Whoa Steve from the Bronx, Watch your fucking mouth. This
Speaker 19: is Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx. How the fuck
Speaker 19: are you from the Bronx And you're going to say
Speaker 19: that you don't own mistake dinner? Get the fuck out
Speaker 19: of here. You don't even know how long has been
Speaker 19: two three years? Clearly not a Slice for Life. Slice
Speaker 19: for Life. Maybe bye, we don't need you. Wow, And
Speaker 19: it's always Brodie and scary thank you.
Speaker 2: People throwing down at each other. Okay, I think we
Speaker 2: should leave it right there for this half the Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys podcast.
Speaker 10: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: You just pulled a cable news move. Leave it right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, They start arguing, they gotta go to commercial, like
Speaker 3: you don't understand politic, don't screw you and you're your
Speaker 3: home side sucks, all right, we gotta leave it right there,
Speaker 3: gotta go to.
Speaker 2: Break, gotta leave it right there. They were to kill
Speaker 2: each other and they're like, Noah, gotta leave it right there.
Speaker 2: Leaving it. You're like, oh, okay, and they go back
Speaker 2: to smiling. All right, okay, cool. I was gonna kill
Speaker 2: that guy. Oh leave right there.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 19: This is Maddie again from Brooklyn, and I sort of
Speaker 19: fucking got scary if you complained that.
Speaker 2: I left another talk back.
Speaker 19: Anyways in response to DJ MILLI not sure what his
Speaker 19: name was. Anyways, it doesn't matter if they're friends. To
Speaker 19: stay dinner was not a favor or going out hanging
Speaker 19: out between friends. It was a favor. It was repaying that.
Speaker 2: Come on, bro, gets your hystory right, Thank you, Hey.
Speaker 9: Brunning and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here, Scary. You were
Speaker 9: talking about being overcharged for the peanut butter. You really
Speaker 9: should watch the screen and the prices as they ring
Speaker 9: up yours. I got tuna salad from a local grocery
Speaker 9: store deli counter, and the guy misprinted the sticker and
Speaker 9: I didn't notice that instead of the sticker saying that
Speaker 9: it was seven dollars ninety nine cents, he rang it
Speaker 9: up a seven hundred and ninety nine dollars and I
Speaker 9: had to wait for a new sticker to be printed.
Speaker 2: Scary would have painted it.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would have noticed a seven hundred
Speaker 3: and ninety nine dollars seventy nine dollars. But to your point, Jamie, Yes,
Speaker 3: from here on out, I've been very diligent. I'm watching
Speaker 3: the screen as stuff gets scanned and have to because
Speaker 3: if you don't watch it when it gets scanned, you
Speaker 3: may get scammed.
Speaker 9: Correct, Hey, brunning and scary Jamie.
Speaker 19: From again, I know I'm leaving a lot.
Speaker 9: Of talkbacks, but to quote that Yosemite sam sounding guy
Speaker 9: who leaves talkbacks, who gives a shit anyway?
Speaker 20: This game, Boonie.
Speaker 2: I hate the most is when a.
Speaker 6: Mobile game is advertised and it looks like so much fun,
Speaker 6: and then you download the game and it's nothing like the.
Speaker 21: Advertisement at all.
Speaker 4: The most boring piece of shit.
Speaker 7: Game is that like a game, Bony, I guess a
Speaker 7: game by game Bony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we talked about this when I told you, Like,
Speaker 2: for a while they were doing the the keys you
Speaker 2: to pull the keys the games and all the you
Speaker 2: pull the keys and the water drops on the fire.
Speaker 3: Now the newest thing is the guy with the guns
Speaker 3: and he has to shoot barrels and and they have
Speaker 3: like numbers on him. You have to shoot him a
Speaker 3: certain amount of time, and you don't kill all the zombies.
Speaker 2: The big guy at the end kills you. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then you download the game and it's that's one of
Speaker 2: the many like challenge screens. But the game is nothing
Speaker 2: like that bullshit. It's a game bony, I like game bony.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Jamie can't with a new term for us, scary.
Speaker 6: Brodie's right, you could smarter with your money. You spend
Speaker 6: way too much money in dinner for your friends when
Speaker 6: you go out. You spent three grand for a down
Speaker 6: payment on a girlfriend who you had every intention of
Speaker 6: breaking up with. And you had spent eight million dollars
Speaker 6: on a system that takes you twenty three minutes to
Speaker 6: get up and running when it should only take.
Speaker 2: A few minutes exactly.
Speaker 6: So, with all this foolish spending, hold on. So, with
Speaker 6: all this foolish spending you are doing, why don't you
Speaker 6: do something smart with your money and just freaking buy
Speaker 6: Brody a steak dinner and get it done over with.
Speaker 2: That's a good investment.
Speaker 3: Think of all the conversations we would have you finally
Speaker 3: bought me at steak dinner. Now talk about it all
Speaker 3: the memory, not good times.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck scary or from South Florida. I like it already.
Speaker 2: Two hours in.
Speaker 21: Whole Foods, bro I go food shopping without my wife
Speaker 21: purposely so that I can be in it now she
Speaker 21: makes a list on the phone.
Speaker 11: I go, boom, boom boom.
Speaker 20: I'm out.
Speaker 21: Holy shit, dude, I got way better things to do,
Speaker 21: like sit on my couch and watch fucking Avatar or
Speaker 21: something Jesus Christ or from South Flora Again, No, Brodie,
Speaker 21: I wouldn't have sucked it up and gone. You know why,
Speaker 21: because who the fuck goes food shopping for two hours
Speaker 21: in Whole Foods.
Speaker 4: I can't even spend that much time in Costco. And
Speaker 4: I love Costco by the way, lot's there, but what
Speaker 4: the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I let my refrigerator get all the way down
Speaker 3: to empty, so I need to fill it up with shit.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think by chotchkes he means chotchkes, and
Speaker 2: yeah and and and I'm a label reader. I to
Speaker 2: take my time and I go when no one's in there. See,
Speaker 2: you guys don't have the benefit.
Speaker 3: Of shopping at eleven o'clock in the morning, like oh,
Speaker 3: they might work nights well, Grandma and grandpa go at
Speaker 3: that time. There's never anybody in there. When I go,
Speaker 3: I go right after work. I take my time. I
Speaker 3: go up and down in the aisles nicely. I look
Speaker 3: at I look at some labels. I'm like, okay, maybe
Speaker 3: i'll have this or how do you not know what
Speaker 3: you're buying when you go in with a shot? Because
Speaker 3: I don't have a list. I I zigzag the aisles
Speaker 3: and look left, look right to see if I need things.
Speaker 3: I do the opposite aisles there in straight lines. What
Speaker 3: are you talking about? I go up one aisle, down
Speaker 3: the down the next, singing or zagging. Well, it's it's
Speaker 3: going up one aisle and it's going down the next. Right,
Speaker 3: you're going up and down the aisles came down, up
Speaker 3: and down, up and down. Zigzag is diagonally understood.
Speaker 2: So thank you?
Speaker 3: Up and down the aisles? So what's wrong with that?
Speaker 3: That's but that's my method of shopping. That's why you
Speaker 3: pay for parking. And it takes longer, and I stop
Speaker 3: and I look at labels. I read the backs of
Speaker 3: labels as ship.
Speaker 2: Because you're boogie. You're looking for like you gotta have
Speaker 2: to gourmet red peppers. You can't just buy red peppers,
Speaker 2: oh peppers. I don't grab shit and go. I'm it's
Speaker 2: a problem, but but I don't shop very often. I mean,
Speaker 2: that's good for the next two three months. I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna.
Speaker 3: Does Theory shirt company make gravy? Oh, I gotta get
Speaker 3: the Theory gravy.
Speaker 2: Later on the shit?
Speaker 4: What scary? You're one boogey bastard.
Speaker 21: Yeah, twenty four dollars for a fucking peanut butter. Give
Speaker 21: me the twenty four dollars and I'll fucking smash the
Speaker 21: peanuts and make you fucking natural peanut butter.
Speaker 22: What the fuck is wrong?
Speaker 2: Was just scary?
Speaker 4: Seriously, you bougie.
Speaker 2: Fuck no, god, it's a mistake.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 8: Give me the twenty four dollars and I'll give you
Speaker 8: some good peanut butter.
Speaker 3: I was not, well, you missed the point. I didn't
Speaker 3: want to pay twenty three ninety nine. It was had
Speaker 3: to be a mistake. It well, I didn't return it
Speaker 3: because it was too late.
Speaker 2: What you doing. It's actually still sitting in my I
Speaker 2: haven't even opened it. It's in my cabine. So that's
Speaker 2: a boogie bastard. Because anybody else would have returned it immediately.
Speaker 3: It's not worth the fucking hassle head, it's not worth
Speaker 3: twenty four dollars A you're gonna go back shopping again, right,
Speaker 3: not worth the headaches twenty four dos. It's not worth headaches.
Speaker 3: Wosi bastard.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just I'm It's not gonna happen again.
Speaker 23: Wait wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 21: Scary just said I cannot trust TikTok videos anymore.
Speaker 24: What the fuck did you trust them before?
Speaker 2: Fucking idiots on TikTok putting videos of thirty seconds of
Speaker 2: stupid shit.
Speaker 23: Stupishit stupid shit here, STUPI shit.
Speaker 7: They're all stupid ship?
Speaker 25: Why did you believe it?
Speaker 11: For?
Speaker 23: Scary? What the fucking road you.
Speaker 2: Drive through? By the way, Scary sent me a video,
Speaker 2: sent me a video. I did a ship to get
Speaker 2: your Jamder nucleo weapon out of the sky. I said,
Speaker 2: First of all, people are shooting nuclear weapons in the sky,
Speaker 2: which is not a thing, right. And second of all,
Speaker 2: it was like a homemade uh video you could make
Speaker 2: before it was a good year blimp, some bullshy ship.
Speaker 12: Brot In, Scary, Scary and Brodie Curly Jason Jason Curley here, Brody,
Speaker 12: doesn't matter if you do a Facebook marketplace parody.
Speaker 2: Scary is gonna forget to bring it anyway. Damn right,
Speaker 2: you can do it. He'll leave it at the office,
Speaker 2: Damn straight.
Speaker 10: I will.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, how you knowing?
Speaker 1: It's me again, the old cowboy trucker eight k fault
Speaker 1: Hornley horn Ak.
Speaker 2: You'll send me to Sam, you know.
Speaker 1: Me and the little lady we just got none doing
Speaker 1: a little grocery shopping for the week, and we decided
Speaker 1: to do time ourselves. And it took us exactly at
Speaker 1: thirty eight minutes and fifty two sickness to get in
Speaker 1: the store, do all our shopping, check out, go to
Speaker 1: the car, and unload our groceries.
Speaker 2: Sein't that right, honey, that's right?
Speaker 11: You know so.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the hell you spend two hours in.
Speaker 1: The grocery store grocery shopping. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling you just got none.
Speaker 1: Watching that episode of Happy Days where the Founds is
Speaker 1: showing Richie how to pick up chicks at the grocery store,
Speaker 1: that's probably what you were doing. Or maybe it just
Speaker 1: takes you so long for your good bass. That's where
Speaker 1: you spend your two hours. Just get in there and
Speaker 1: get out, and that's all you gotta do. You should
Speaker 1: be able to.
Speaker 2: Plus, it's only eight dollars.
Speaker 1: Why are you crying about eight dollars after you got
Speaker 1: spending two thousand dollars on groceries twenty.
Speaker 2: Eight ninety nine on a can of peanut butter alone.
Speaker 2: It's only eight dollars. We only got room for one
Speaker 2: cheap master on this podcast, and that's not you. That
Speaker 2: shouldn't be you. So eight dollars. You shouldn't be crying
Speaker 2: about eight dollars. Come on, man, much from Smart, I
Speaker 2: know you're a cheap fuck.
Speaker 4: No I'm not.
Speaker 10: Thanks Danny P for Beyon New Jersey. Brodie is Scary.
Speaker 10: Always like to like, thank you, Scary, your shit talker.
Speaker 10: You're just as good as that guy from Weak. Two
Speaker 10: more seconds, two more seconds. I'll show you the fourth
Speaker 10: probject with your fucking jingles. We'll play him later. That's
Speaker 10: the second time you've done that. Ship does bring your
Speaker 10: fucking jingles home?
Speaker 11: Bitch?
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 24: This is Chad from Avery's going to be Brodie with Scary. Yes,
Speaker 24: Sam so happy for Scary before he got to sit
Speaker 24: on the same toilet seat as post Malone.
Speaker 2: That is so exciting, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 24: As he realized that his body got all tingly and
Speaker 24: he got goose bumps all over his body as his
Speaker 24: bump slowly absorbed post Malone's DNA.
Speaker 8: How exciting, Hey, scary and Brody, that's it, Rock and
Speaker 8: Steve from the Bronx over there, back again with Olivia Rodrigo.
Speaker 2: Bullshit.
Speaker 7: First of all, the.
Speaker 8: Matter of the man, the age of the man doesn't matter.
Speaker 8: He's still twenty one, which is illegal. Adult doesn't matter.
Speaker 8: If she was at home with a parent. She's still
Speaker 8: a fucking little dog, Brody. And he's not like again
Speaker 8: he said he wants He's not gonna ever go out
Speaker 8: with that, So who cares if he didn't think she's
Speaker 8: so beautiful she is, I'll not him go out with her.
Speaker 8: You sick fuck Hey, Steve from the Bronx again listening
Speaker 8: to the talkback episode. Enough with the fucking steak dinner.
Speaker 8: You got your dinner. You didn't have to pay for it, Brody.
Speaker 8: That's it doesn't matter how it was paid for, it
Speaker 8: was calmed or whatever. You fucking got your steak dinner.
Speaker 8: Now stopped talking about the sick, disgusting steak dinner. This
Speaker 8: is one of the reasons why you're not my favorite.
Speaker 8: Scary over there, Scary and Brody, Rock and Steve, I'm
Speaker 8: sick of the take dinner. Hey, Scary Brody, Rock and
Speaker 8: Steve from the Bronx again. No, I'm sorry I had
Speaker 8: the third one I did today, But Brody, you are
Speaker 8: ego maniacal and sick. You had to suffer what providing
Speaker 8: for viding the fucking whatever you did that you got
Speaker 8: the free Saint dinner.
Speaker 4: Who cares?
Speaker 8: You got the steak dinner. How it was paid for
Speaker 8: con has no bearing on whether or not you got
Speaker 8: the fucking state Steve. I'm so thick of hearing about
Speaker 8: your stake dinner. You got it enough already. I'm not
Speaker 8: going Rock and Seed from the box again over there again.
Speaker 8: So sick of steak dinner.
Speaker 2: I'm s matter of dinner. You got a free fucking
Speaker 2: steak dinner, Brodie. You said this three times, Rocking Steve, who.
Speaker 8: Cares about suffering? If you think you would make people suffer,
Speaker 8: you are a sick motherfucker. How are you gonna make
Speaker 8: your friends suffer and think that's right? Rock and Steed
Speaker 8: from the Bronx over there Slice for Life maybe.
Speaker 2: Laid it on thick four calls all saying the same thing.
Speaker 2: And I have on this podcast not brought up to
Speaker 2: the steak dinner on my own in years. The slices
Speaker 2: are defending me. Take it up with them. They understand
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 23: About the whole food situation. Boy, fuck that that store
Speaker 23: is so expensive for I wouldn't even fucking shop there.
Speaker 23: I would go to a local Walmart or go to
Speaker 23: a local oldies if you have that over in New
Speaker 23: New Jersey. We do, but next time do better. Got
Speaker 23: a Walmart?
Speaker 3: But twenty four dollars at Walmart, scary? You can get
Speaker 3: a new wardrobe dinner for five Yeah, canned goods to
Speaker 3: put in your your shelter for like a year. You're
Speaker 3: over paying for peanut butter, Man and peanut butter Walmart,
Speaker 3: you get a Skippy or a Jiff Perfect. I'm gonna'm
Speaker 3: gonna buy you a steak dinner from Walmart and send
Speaker 3: it to your house.
Speaker 2: It would be a start.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Brooklyn, boys, This is Stacey from Central New York.
Speaker 5: And I was always burdie and scary and scary. I
Speaker 5: believe you meant stimuli not stimulus. Is when you were
Speaker 5: talking about your niece Ruby during COVID Slice.
Speaker 2: For Life, Well, no, she got to stimuli. The stimulus checks.
Speaker 2: That's what far very good your hubercent right, Hello.
Speaker 22: Brooklyn Boys, mjcom NJ. You better get that money back
Speaker 22: from the Asshold store because you spent a lot of
Speaker 22: money in that store.
Speaker 2: Especially for the bougie peanut butter.
Speaker 22: I would write to corporate you better get that eight
Speaker 22: dollars back. I know you don't need it, but it's
Speaker 22: the principal. I think that's bullshit. And as the peanut butter,
Speaker 22: get your money back. I know you don't need it,
Speaker 22: but twenty three dollars that's insane.
Speaker 2: It is insane.
Speaker 11: Okay, this is part two.
Speaker 22: You get the money back. That was stupid on the
Speaker 22: whole foods part. They put a time frame on getting
Speaker 22: the free parking. It should be you're lucky that people
Speaker 22: are going there to buy the food. It should be
Speaker 22: free parking for anyone. It doesn't have to be twenty dollars.
Speaker 22: It should be any amount, and you should. You could
Speaker 22: be there for five hours. I don't care if there's wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, Thanks, Okay,
Speaker 22: I love you, guys.
Speaker 3: Love you and Jake, he's right, should I should move
Speaker 3: to the suburbs so parking would be free, plenty of
Speaker 3: parking on those lots, the surface lots.
Speaker 2: The feud far between around the areas where I live. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the boogie part with the view he.
Speaker 25: Brooken boys, You boy about this, and today it's scary
Speaker 25: and brody. No, he's scary, scary, Bring.
Speaker 2: The jingles back. Some broken boys don't know how to add.
Speaker 2: Some slices are hearing from th back.
Speaker 20: Scary, preece bring their jingles back, a broken boys, and
Speaker 20: you boy about this, and he's always brody and scary.
Speaker 20: So you guys are talking about the wake and the
Speaker 20: way that the wake is.
Speaker 2: But you cannot.
Speaker 26: Complain about traditions and then say let's keep it to tradition.
Speaker 26: If you don't like the tradition, then change it. If
Speaker 26: you like the tradition, then just keep it. You can't
Speaker 26: be on both sides. So the id scary please.
Speaker 6: A brook.
Speaker 20: And it's always broadian scary. So in the same talking
Speaker 20: last year we complain about daylight saving time.
Speaker 26: Saving, and today we're still arguing about the same shit.
Speaker 26: This will never change, no matter how hopeful the fuck
Speaker 26: you are, this ship will remain.
Speaker 11: As it is.
Speaker 20: A Brooken Boy and it's always Brillian scary. So this
Speaker 20: is the difference between a scary rent and a Brodie
Speaker 20: Rant a scary How did they go out the Whole Foods?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You know, I spent three hours.
Speaker 25: I overspent for all my money, like three billion dollars
Speaker 25: just for groceries.
Speaker 20: Then I paid for parking, which I thought I didn't.
Speaker 20: But you know what, Yeah, I'm too rich to worry
Speaker 20: about it.
Speaker 2: And are you gonna go back?
Speaker 20: Not really?
Speaker 2: I'm I'm rich. I'm selling doorbell cameras. I'm I'm gonna
Speaker 2: club five thousand. I'm losing my weight. I'm first scorn skady.
Speaker 2: I can't be bothered.
Speaker 20: Hey, Brody, Well, how did it go at Whole Foods?
Speaker 2: Well, there's motherfuckers. They need to understand.
Speaker 26: When I want some shit, I need that shit on special,
Speaker 26: and if you're not gonna give it to me on special,
Speaker 26: I'm not gonna pay for it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna complain. Get a fifty dollars discount.
Speaker 26: They go corporate, get a hundred dollars discount, and then
Speaker 26: I'm gonna get it for free plus one hundred and
Speaker 26: fifty dollars on top of it.
Speaker 20: Hey, broken boy, And it's always brody and scary. Hey
Speaker 20: scary when you complain to Brody and say, hey, you're
Speaker 20: speaking a different language. When Brody is saying I want
Speaker 20: t co masalad or other type of Indian.
Speaker 25: Food, yes, he is literally speaking a different language.
Speaker 20: Because if he's getting Spanish, shooter and he's getting taquitos, Ok,
Speaker 20: it's a different language, motherfucker.
Speaker 2: He Brooke.
Speaker 20: Oh, sometimes it's broady and scary, and sometimes it's scary
Speaker 20: and brody. No, I'm not sick writing Brody. First of all,
Speaker 20: that's rude. But no, I just like Brody better. What's
Speaker 20: the problem with that? I happen to love Chat from Omaha,
Speaker 20: Chat from Omaha. Shout out to you, my guy, I
Speaker 20: love you. He brooken boys.
Speaker 2: This he's taking it now.
Speaker 20: I'm calling him to you. All the slices sleeve us
Speaker 20: tug bags. What outdated things does the United States does?
Speaker 20: Like keeping the penny or day like seven times? What
Speaker 20: should we remove say, leave us a talkback. I want
Speaker 20: to hear your point of view. We'll make it fast.
Speaker 20: What before Scary Joes s takes another vacation and all
Speaker 20: the talks back get deleted again.
Speaker 2: Please this guy he's taking over now, he's hosting the show.
Speaker 3: Hold on very funny, but no, do not use the
Speaker 3: talkbacks for what Jan Valdez is requested.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about outdated things. Find one on
Speaker 2: social media. Have a ball.
Speaker 3: By the way, somebody sent me a coffee from It
Speaker 3: was Juan Valdez coffee. They're like, oh, look, I found
Speaker 3: coffee with the same name. Just for the record, the
Speaker 3: coffee came first. Jan Valdez's real name is Wan Vesquez.
Speaker 3: People call him Wan Valdez because of the coffee. Do
Speaker 3: you want to clarify that night not last one?
Speaker 16: One eight hundred hit the jingle Bitch Scary.
Speaker 7: That's one eight hundred hit the jingle Bitch Scary.
Speaker 23: Rachel from New York by it's a.
Speaker 3: Good phone number because I made it inappropriate. Yup reference.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do it on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you. All right, we'll leave it. We'll leave it
Speaker 2: right there. Yeah, somebody mentioned your fat loss program. You
Speaker 2: didn't even say, which was it was very good of you.
Speaker 2: A little while ago it was yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: people are getting into my dms.
Speaker 3: If you have questions, scares down thirty seven pounds, Send me,
Speaker 3: send me a DM.
Speaker 2: I'll explain what we what I did, all right, that's
Speaker 2: the new me.
Speaker 19: How do you like that?
Speaker 2: We'll see you on the Brooking Boys later this week.
Speaker 2: That's all I got for you. Good Night's such a
Speaker 2: downar DM there, Say good night, Brody.
Speaker 3: No, I want to talk about the steak dinner because
Speaker 3: Rock and Steve wants to hear more about it.
Speaker 27: We'll see you guys in a couple of days. Podcast reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you. Baby.
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