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Speaker 2: The clearing House of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the.

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Speaker 1: Air and everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben

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Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio final day here on the East Coast.

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Speaker 1: I'm heading back to La La Land, have a very

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Speaker 1: early flight this morning, so I said, ah, and I'm

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Speaker 1: with this edition of The Fifth Hour. On Mountain Day,

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Speaker 1: not Mountain time zone Day. Today August eleventh, this Sunday

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Speaker 1: know how these things happen, but it is National Mountain Day,

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Speaker 1: so celebrate accordingly, foh drizzle. On this podcast, we'll get

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Speaker 1: to engagement farming. Also, I have been remiss over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Here we have not gotten to the word of the week,

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Speaker 1: or in this case, we'll have multiple words of the week.

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Speaker 1: But we begin with this after many many days of

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Speaker 1: messages coming in regarding a recent malad monologue, well not

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Speaker 1: even that recent three year old mal monologue that still

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Speaker 1: has legs, I would like to present to you, the

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Speaker 1: home consumer here on the fifth hour, the single biggest

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Speaker 1: board that we have done. It is Big Bend's Big

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Speaker 1: Board of viral monologue moments, otherwise known as engagement farming. Yes,

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Speaker 1: to engage. That is out of necessity because we have

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Speaker 1: every single day there's a new fire to put out,

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Speaker 1: world sports. And ultimately, it is a fungible situation that

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Speaker 1: more times than not, I will do a mal monologue

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Speaker 1: Maybe it didn't hit the mark for you. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: These are the four Malar monologues that got turned into

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Speaker 1: got no lives. And I get it. I understand. You're

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Speaker 1: to defend your girls. Simone Biles, I am flattered. I

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Speaker 1: leaf clover style. These are the four most memorable Mallard

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Speaker 1: the phrase stuffed shirt, referring to someone who is very

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Speaker 1: Willa Cathere. So that is it stuff shirt. So that's

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Speaker 1: on the cutting edge, the cutting edge of this. Now,

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Speaker 1: in the Mothership and so we will have the mail bag.

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Speaker 1: your son. Don't forget now. I'm flying back in a

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Speaker 1: few hours here from from Boston from Logan, Boston back

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Speaker 1: But it's not a direct flight because you know, don't

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Speaker 1: travel willing, fresh audio content tonight and all week long.

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Speaker 1: And I should not be away from my post unless

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Speaker 1: assigned by management for the rest of the football season.

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Speaker 1: So have a wonderful time and we will catch you

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Speaker 1: next time here on the Fifth Hour with me and

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