WEBVTT - Sashay Cache: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 2>So I creep.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just keep it on the down low because

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<v Speaker 3>no one else is supposed to know. Welcome Little Mama's

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<v Speaker 3>and Gentiles are like to another phenomenal episode of My

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<v Speaker 3>Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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<v Speaker 3>into the buckets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 4>And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of you

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<v Speaker 4>the listener. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go MANI short, sweet, we're knocking this bad boy

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<v Speaker 3>out with you today, pop.

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<v Speaker 2>Short Like Shannon Sharp strokes, I'm not using.

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<v Speaker 3>Knowing some long strokes in there, ain't Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I bet he's a long shogun from way back. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He was talking to her. You can hear a linen

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<v Speaker 3>her ear in that video. It's it's it's a lot

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<v Speaker 3>the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting sucked by and Sharp would be jarring.

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<v Speaker 3>I think if you're the type of person that wants

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<v Speaker 3>to be fucked by Shannon Sharp, ain't nothing jarring. That's

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<v Speaker 3>a good point. You want to get jarred. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 3>you're jam to be jarring. And that's what they meant

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<v Speaker 3>by that. Uh, they're referring to the entire military.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't think she's served somewhere at some point. She

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<v Speaker 2>served today because she and sharp. You know what you're getting.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lifelong bachelor, right, that's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're gonna smoke black and miles and drink his

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<v Speaker 3>own whiskey and uh and and yell at oho sinkle

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<v Speaker 3>and and you in the other room, and you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, does you want me to leave or stay? I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>He seems to value me so little. He definitely is

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<v Speaker 3>talking as he walks in the room to beat it up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like half his suit is on. He's just unfolding,

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<v Speaker 3>unbuttoning buttons and not even make an eye contact with.

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<v Speaker 2>Like they're waiting for him to play his hand of

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<v Speaker 2>cards at the table.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Now when I get Ojo, don't go nowhere. Now that's

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<v Speaker 3>a box to excuse me, mid lady. Uh, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>have to fat my foot, O Joe. He waiting on me.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, gotta be real quick, now, gotta be faster than

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<v Speaker 5>a horse with no Bugget here we go. Don't touch

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<v Speaker 5>my Cardso that's why he's fucking O Joe. I know

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<v Speaker 5>you're not touching my card.

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<v Speaker 2>Now about I had.

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<v Speaker 3>What a great guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we're here to discuss an email that we got

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<v Speaker 3>from you all, and we're really excited about this email.

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<v Speaker 3>It's short, it's sweet. It comes to us from a

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<v Speaker 3>person named Tea. Tea sent us an email and they said, Hello,

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<v Speaker 3>Lakes and David. Light skin ranger here, ranger not ranger.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't that be cool if there was a light skinned ranger,

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<v Speaker 3>like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Group that you would call on for R and B and.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I was thinking more power rangers that.

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<v Speaker 2>There would be.

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<v Speaker 3>There's black, there's blue, there's green, there's red, yellow, pink, white,

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<v Speaker 3>and light skinned.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's a lot funnier. I was thinking of like

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<v Speaker 2>a like a service.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I don't need I don't need empowerment. I

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<v Speaker 3>need literal magic powers.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's good too, lifekin Form. Since all this Chase Bank

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<v Speaker 3>glitch stuff came out, we haven't talked about the Chase

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<v Speaker 3>Bank glitch conversation at all. I've been thinking about the

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<v Speaker 3>majority of people who have who I have seen doing this,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, which leads me to my conspiracy of the

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<v Speaker 3>right designing and putting out info on how to do

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<v Speaker 3>it take out as much of the black voters before

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<v Speaker 3>election day? WHOA, it's probably not true, but with the

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<v Speaker 3>timing and who's getting caught doing it? Or maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just crazy anyways, love the show, y'all, crack me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to be that guy. But if you're taking

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<v Speaker 3>out black voters, I don't know. If Chase is the bank.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think is the black bank? Wells Fargo.

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<v Speaker 3>Wells Fargo is the black bank for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I I don't know that. I'd don't think

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<v Speaker 3>of Chase. Really, Chase is the hardest one to get

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<v Speaker 3>for me in my life because of location or like

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<v Speaker 3>they rejected your It's just it's like it's like it

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<v Speaker 3>just feels like a high barrier to entry. Wells Fargo

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<v Speaker 3>will give it to teams. WHOA, I you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is crazy, But I feel the exact opposite.

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<v Speaker 3>Why I've always looked at Chase as an easily acceptable

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<v Speaker 3>brand and Wells Fargo to me is where I like

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<v Speaker 3>need to be making investments. Wow, Like, let's umpact this

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<v Speaker 3>because to me, Chase is Target and Wells Fargo is Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. Yeah, we're the We're the exact opposite to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Chase is Target and Wells Fargo is like Whole Foods Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Or Chase It.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Target's probably right, It's probably it's not the worst,

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<v Speaker 3>but it ain't, you know, Okay. I think also the

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<v Speaker 3>problem here is that I was saying Target like it's

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<v Speaker 3>a good story. I think that's also where we're getting confused. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think there are better stores than Target, is what

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<v Speaker 3>I have so far.

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<v Speaker 2>As where do you go if you girl on Sunday?

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<v Speaker 3>I think I aspire for more than Target. I guess

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<v Speaker 3>is what I'll I'll say.

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<v Speaker 2>To you, Well, I love it. There.

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<v Speaker 3>The point is I'm said I was. I thought that

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<v Speaker 3>that's I wonder why I always thought Chase.

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<v Speaker 2>Was really classy. I always thought that Chase.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it maybe it depends on where you're from

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<v Speaker 3>and how many of them are in your city, Like

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<v Speaker 3>chases are so common. I feel like in the cities

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<v Speaker 3>that I've lived in that maybe it just has always

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<v Speaker 3>felt like I'll always find a Chase bank a Wells Fargo.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta like hunt that bad boy down. That's like

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<v Speaker 3>a rare Pokemon.

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<v Speaker 2>See.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I always thought Wells far they got them in

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<v Speaker 4>safe ways here in any bank that's in safe way.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I could.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not great, sure, Yeah, I truly do think this

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<v Speaker 3>is just a regional thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's so interesting, and it's all a lie, right,

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<v Speaker 3>Like ultimately we're just investing with the same types of

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<v Speaker 3>people and types of institutions, and you're putting your your

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<v Speaker 3>faith in individuals more than you are, like the they

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<v Speaker 3>hold my money better than the other people hold my money.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we should probably all have a credit union if

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<v Speaker 2>we're talking.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, some real like uh change in the world. No,

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<v Speaker 3>we're we're doing the wrong thing supporting both of these institutions.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I've always I similarly have been brainwashed by

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<v Speaker 3>their marketing and locations.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. So do you have Chase? Is that too bad? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Chase, I also have. But here's what I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't get chased till I started getting money. I

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<v Speaker 4>have Chased credit cards. Then I have a Bank of America.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh no, I don't have the Amazon card. Actually, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I like them points off that Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that they gave me the heavy one.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was oh bro, I got too heavy axes don't.

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<v Speaker 3>But but yeah, I got I got relationships with all

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<v Speaker 3>these banks, you know what I mean. Like, I got

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<v Speaker 3>the fucking I got checking with Bank of America, I

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<v Speaker 3>got the fucking savings with well Wells Fargo. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>fucking a credit card with with MX.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it all interesting, now, do you think? But

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<v Speaker 2>you never really were playing with banks, right, That's that's

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<v Speaker 2>what it sounds to me. You've always been kind of reasonable.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, they don't. They don't have a reason to

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<v Speaker 3>yell at me, and I don't have a reason to

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<v Speaker 3>yell at them. Mostly see, I was a lot more faster.

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<v Speaker 3>There was a bank that has since shut down.

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<v Speaker 4>Back in the day, they gave you two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 4>for opening uh checking account.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is when they when you have a checking

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<v Speaker 2>yum and get your checks.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've like I've bounced from bank to bank to

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<v Speaker 3>I've bounced around and then for a long time, no bank,

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<v Speaker 3>you collected your two hundred and then you pass go elsewhere.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I was.

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<v Speaker 4>A check cashing place guy for years. Damn shout out

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<v Speaker 4>to money mark. Fuck Yeah, you never.

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<v Speaker 2>Catch a checking to check cashing please, I have, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like how it feels. So now it's expressive.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>They it's a bad feeling walking in there. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>bad feeling explaining what you would like to do with them.

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<v Speaker 3>They always pretend like they don't quite understand whatever you're

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<v Speaker 3>asking for it. They're they make you feel low, and

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<v Speaker 3>on top of that, they charge you for it. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't need that energy. Yeah, no, and they.

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<v Speaker 2>Always don't believe you, especially for me, because my checks

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<v Speaker 2>would be from the weirdest places, right, I'd be coming in,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, every other week or so, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, with a new weird place check. Yeah, they're like

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<v Speaker 3>penguins in Iowa. It's called penguins. Paid you five hundred

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<v Speaker 3>dollars to tell jokes.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, big man, we're calling the cops.

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<v Speaker 3>Just we're calling upon you because we have we have

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<v Speaker 3>new merch. We have very exciting merch that we are

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<v Speaker 3>now selling and it's it's fucking great.

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<v Speaker 2>We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, you want to tell them what we have? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

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<v Speaker 3>the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

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<v Speaker 3>the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

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<v Speaker 3>on it says my told me. And then we have

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<v Speaker 3>t shirts that say proud little Mama, which is.

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<v Speaker 2>Who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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<v Speaker 3>mama told me that merch table dot com. It's a

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<v Speaker 3>brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

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<v Speaker 3>we would love for you to get some if you

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<v Speaker 3>haven't got it already, and we want you to have

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<v Speaker 3>all the sweet stuff, so get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I also think about this because tell me if this

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<v Speaker 4>is as both being chased people.

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<v Speaker 3>When that shit happened, Bro, I wasn't my shit leaks

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<v Speaker 3>so much right now?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even get scared when I hear about it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't get scared for my money. I got scared

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<v Speaker 3>honestly because I got scared at the possibility of not

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<v Speaker 3>understanding and advancement in technology that was happening, if that

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<v Speaker 3>makes sense. Like there was a period where with the

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<v Speaker 3>card scams, where like they were saying like, yo, don't

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<v Speaker 3>put your card into machines and more because scammers can

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<v Speaker 3>like put the the other scanner inside of it and

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<v Speaker 3>and essentially get your information just off of you swiping

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<v Speaker 3>or or put pushing in you know what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 3>and that scared the fuck out of me because it

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<v Speaker 3>was like god damn, Like, once that interaction is taken

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<v Speaker 3>out of it, I just got to always have cash

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<v Speaker 3>on me or something, and that that feels like now

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<v Speaker 3>I'm I'm like moving backwards in the societal progression that

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<v Speaker 3>I'm comfortable in. But it doesn't scare me that I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to lose all my money. It just makes me

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<v Speaker 3>fearful of like how hard life is becoming, if that

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<v Speaker 3>makes sense. Yeah, I get that. That's we have such

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<v Speaker 3>different points of view. I was like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I can get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it wasn't like about what I'm like, I I

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<v Speaker 2>got can read.

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<v Speaker 7>That this ain't enough for you to have ruined my life. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not even like, oh even.

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<v Speaker 2>If you are, if you got if you got all

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<v Speaker 2>your money at one place, that's your fault.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>But I do worry about it because like saving do

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<v Speaker 4>you ever do that? Like if I can't buy it twice,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't buy it. One type of thing I've never

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<v Speaker 4>heard that. Oh really nope, first time, the first time,

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<v Speaker 4>long time. Oh, I don't know what to say about it,

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<v Speaker 4>but that's what I think about everything. I can't buy

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<v Speaker 4>it twice, I won't buy it once. Wow, that's smart.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's actually comes from poor people.

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<v Speaker 3>But I think that's probably good poor people hand me

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<v Speaker 3>downs versus bad poor people hand me downs, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be like get a credit card.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, our fucking Charlie finds the golden ticket in like chocolate.

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<v Speaker 3>Then your grandparents are dancing in the living room like

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<v Speaker 3>you don't motherfuckers, just then change ship for you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not real gold, you idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>You're still poor. He's just going to see a factory.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, if grandpa can dance, he could probably work.

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<v Speaker 3>If grandpa can dance, he can certainly collect cans.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a lot of people up, old people up in

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<v Speaker 2>that bed for no reason. I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care for whatever sexual y'all got going on,

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<v Speaker 3>And I certainly don't care for four sucubises leeching off

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<v Speaker 3>of what little money I already.

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<v Speaker 2>Make in my living room. No less, you don't even

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<v Speaker 2>give me a space to think.

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<v Speaker 3>You think this is how I want to live with

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<v Speaker 3>my wife and my child is looking at four old

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<v Speaker 3>people instead of like like a goddamn what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? Game, don't bat you No, that makes no,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the game where you move the white and black

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<v Speaker 3>tiles across the triangles or whatever and it comes in.

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<v Speaker 2>A suitcase Chinese checkers? No, it comes in a suitcase.

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<v Speaker 2>It's Oh, I know what you're saying. It has a

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<v Speaker 2>complicated name. I never played that. I know what you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, damn, it would have been a good riff.

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<v Speaker 2>If that would have killed, that would have ooh.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody been so jealous. I say, how how does his

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<v Speaker 3>brain work like that? And in fact it doesn't work

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<v Speaker 3>that good.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody would have sent us an email have been like,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you for your podcast being so funny and smart.

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<v Speaker 2>So, I mean, I feel like I say all this

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<v Speaker 2>to say I don't I don't, I don't. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, I spent enough time without a bank account, and

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I'm that weird that I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Think that that's what that was for. There's other things

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<v Speaker 3>you could attack to get us to not vote. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>here's what I will say, though, And I do think

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<v Speaker 3>this is where I become fascinated with this conspiracy, because

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<v Speaker 3>I actually don't know that we're on the same side

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<v Speaker 3>of this one. I don't think that that scam was

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<v Speaker 3>aimed for the victims of the scam. Banks are ensured

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<v Speaker 3>in a way that if for whatever reason, a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of money were to leave your account, you can be

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<v Speaker 3>paid back for that loss to it. For the most part, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>scammers aren't able, especially for the scam that they were pulling.

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<v Speaker 3>They weren't able to pull thousands upon thousands of dollars

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<v Speaker 3>in a single run. It was sort of like a

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<v Speaker 3>ongoing thing that you could figure out, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, to be able to collect a bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>bread off of people. That said, a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 3>got caught doing the scam, and all they were actually

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<v Speaker 3>doing the scamming was writing a check to themselves and

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<v Speaker 3>paying themselves out from the check before the bank verifies

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<v Speaker 3>whether or not they had that money. And so a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of check fraud. It's check fraud number one, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's check fraud against you. So like, there there was

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<v Speaker 3>one video I watched it, but dude literally crying because

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<v Speaker 3>he was like forty grand in debt because he had

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<v Speaker 3>just been writing checks to himself check and Chase was like, yeah, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>we're keeping track. Well, just give you the cash. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't care, but like we're not just going to ignore

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that, like we paid money.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I can? I say? Though, as far as that

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<v Speaker 2>check fraud thing, that's what I was alluding to too.

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<v Speaker 2>I had gotten a checking account because a bank was

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<v Speaker 2>offering two hundred bucks to open the checking account. That

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<v Speaker 2>bank folded, but before it folded, I was writing hot checks. Whoa, yeah, so.

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<v Speaker 3>You might have been the reason they You might have

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<v Speaker 3>been that final feather.

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<v Speaker 2>Just forever go. I wouldn't even talk about it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh wait, no, I'm saying that, like that

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<v Speaker 3>might have been the moment that that cracked their back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you wrote.

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<v Speaker 3>That final one hundred and thirty seven dollars check.

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<v Speaker 2>Brother, It wasn't It wasn't even that it was for

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<v Speaker 2>Blackjack pizza. It was forty seven dollars. Jesus Christ. When

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<v Speaker 2>you're down bad, you're down bad, brother, that's true.

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<v Speaker 3>But God man, paying for pizzas with checks feels like

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<v Speaker 3>a horror show. It wasn't the greatest time of my life.

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<v Speaker 3>So I say all that to say the idea that

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<v Speaker 3>you can get entire communities to buy into a fraud

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<v Speaker 3>that only hurts them and then subsequently puts a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of them in jail or at least on some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of criminal rate that might make it difficult for them

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<v Speaker 3>to vote for them to participate in any sort of

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<v Speaker 3>parts of our civil experience. Kind of does seem believable

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<v Speaker 3>to me, Like it's like, oh, okay, whoa wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>These motherfuckers who who otherwise may not have been on

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<v Speaker 3>the radar of a police state are suddenly fully on

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<v Speaker 3>the radar, and now we can control how they shake

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<v Speaker 3>and move. That seems like a plausible thing. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know that it's specific to Republicans trying to win this election,

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<v Speaker 3>but I do think it seems very plausible to be like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we can introduce a fucking scam every month that will

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<v Speaker 3>make these stupid motherfuckers, you know, send themselves to prison.

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<v Speaker 2>I am with that as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that because I also don't think that party

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<v Speaker 4>lines are the big changing factor between our.

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<v Speaker 2>Corporate overlord's getting our you know what I mean. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think the corporations are like, well, no good gets blanked,

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<v Speaker 2>we won't be able to fuck them anymore. Like I think,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying, I don't think it's anything

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<v Speaker 2>that's like thinking too small.

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<v Speaker 3>They're all in goods, brother, I yeah, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>I one hundred percent agree. There's no part of me

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<v Speaker 3>that believes that the Democrats didn't also sign off on

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<v Speaker 3>the Czech fraud proliferation right in the black community. I

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<v Speaker 3>think both Democrats and Republicans shook hands. They shook lizard hands,

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<v Speaker 3>and they said they kissed a little bit, not enough

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<v Speaker 3>to lose focus, but a little bit. And then they said,

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<v Speaker 3>we're fucking gonna get these apes or whatever they say

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<v Speaker 3>in those private rooms.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, these damn dirty monkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh yeah, I'm with you on that. So I think that, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I do it, so I agree. I think it could

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<v Speaker 3>be an overropping conspiracy. I think voting had nothing to

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<v Speaker 3>do with it. I think that, Yeah, I think voting,

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<v Speaker 3>to your point, is too small of a view, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think it goes a lot larger of being like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>this is how we keep society fed. And by society

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<v Speaker 3>they mean like six big corporations who also have deep

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<v Speaker 3>ties to our prison industrial complex. So I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna keep our institutions happy and fed by constantly

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<v Speaker 3>introducing new ways for black people and poor people to

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<v Speaker 3>starve themselves and then feed us.

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<v Speaker 2>But at least we're free, you know, all right? I

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<v Speaker 2>think we did it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, you want to sell the people where they

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<v Speaker 3>can find you?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>October ten, we're in DC. October twelfth, we're in Detroit,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the thirteenth we're in Chicago. We would love

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<v Speaker 3>to see you at those dates. And then there's other

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<v Speaker 3>dates following very soon. But you know we'll announce though,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're already announced. Go to our fucking link tree

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<v Speaker 3>all the work for you? Come on, be responsible consumers.

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<v Speaker 3>We're coming to your city. I don't have to tell

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<v Speaker 3>you the exact date every time I talk to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just go find where you're from and come see us

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<v Speaker 3>on tour. And as always, if you want to follow me,

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<v Speaker 3>you want to send us your own drops, your own

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<v Speaker 3>conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us what that

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<v Speaker 3>Wells Fargo scam is looking like and how that can

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<v Speaker 3>actually benefit the black community, send it all to my

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<v Speaker 3>God damn it, Eat some soup. It's getting chili out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Eat some soup.

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<v Speaker 2>It's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bitch, motherfucking Mini ever Sel mini episode. Well, the

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Mini ever So Minie episode. Well, the fucking Mini ever

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