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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 2: So I creep.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I just keep it on the down low because

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Speaker 3: no one else is supposed to know. Welcome Little Mama's

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Speaker 3: and Gentiles are like to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 3: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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Speaker 3: into the buckets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 4: And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of you

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Speaker 4: the listener. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 3: Let's go MANI short, sweet, we're knocking this bad boy

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Speaker 3: out with you today, pop.

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Speaker 2: Short Like Shannon Sharp strokes, I'm not using.

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Speaker 3: Knowing some long strokes in there, ain't Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No, I bet he's a long shogun from way back. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He was talking to her. You can hear a linen

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Speaker 3: her ear in that video. It's it's it's a lot

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Speaker 3: the time.

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Speaker 2: Getting sucked by and Sharp would be jarring.

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Speaker 3: I think if you're the type of person that wants

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Speaker 3: to be fucked by Shannon Sharp, ain't nothing jarring. That's

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Speaker 3: a good point. You want to get jarred. Yeah, you

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Speaker 3: you're jam to be jarring. And that's what they meant

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Speaker 3: by that. Uh, they're referring to the entire military.

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Speaker 2: You don't think she's served somewhere at some point. She

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Speaker 2: served today because she and sharp. You know what you're getting.

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Speaker 2: That's a lifelong bachelor, right, that's the whole thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna smoke black and miles and drink his

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Speaker 3: own whiskey and uh and and yell at oho sinkle

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Speaker 3: and and you in the other room, and you're.

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Speaker 2: Like, does you want me to leave or stay? I can't.

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Speaker 3: He seems to value me so little. He definitely is

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Speaker 3: talking as he walks in the room to beat it up. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: he's like half his suit is on. He's just unfolding,

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Speaker 3: unbuttoning buttons and not even make an eye contact with.

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Speaker 2: Like they're waiting for him to play his hand of

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Speaker 2: cards at the table.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now when I get Ojo, don't go nowhere. Now that's

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Speaker 3: a box to excuse me, mid lady. Uh, we're gonna

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Speaker 3: have to fat my foot, O Joe. He waiting on me.

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Speaker 5: Now, gotta be real quick, now, gotta be faster than

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Speaker 5: a horse with no Bugget here we go. Don't touch

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Speaker 5: my Cardso that's why he's fucking O Joe. I know

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Speaker 5: you're not touching my card.

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Speaker 2: Now about I had.

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Speaker 3: What a great guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're here to discuss an email that we got

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Speaker 3: from you all, and we're really excited about this email.

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Speaker 3: It's short, it's sweet. It comes to us from a

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Speaker 3: person named Tea. Tea sent us an email and they said, Hello,

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Speaker 3: Lakes and David. Light skin ranger here, ranger not ranger.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't that be cool if there was a light skinned ranger,

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Speaker 3: like a.

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Speaker 2: Group that you would call on for R and B and.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, I was thinking more power rangers that.

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Speaker 2: There would be.

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Speaker 3: There's black, there's blue, there's green, there's red, yellow, pink, white,

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Speaker 3: and light skinned.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's a lot funnier. I was thinking of like

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Speaker 2: a like a service.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't need I don't need empowerment. I

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Speaker 3: need literal magic powers.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.

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Speaker 3: That's good too, lifekin Form. Since all this Chase Bank

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Speaker 3: glitch stuff came out, we haven't talked about the Chase

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Speaker 3: Bank glitch conversation at all. I've been thinking about the

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Speaker 3: majority of people who have who I have seen doing this,

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Speaker 3: I guess, which leads me to my conspiracy of the

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Speaker 3: right designing and putting out info on how to do

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Speaker 3: it take out as much of the black voters before

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Speaker 3: election day? WHOA, it's probably not true, but with the

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Speaker 3: timing and who's getting caught doing it? Or maybe I'm

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Speaker 3: just crazy anyways, love the show, y'all, crack me up.

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Speaker 3: I need to be that guy. But if you're taking

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Speaker 3: out black voters, I don't know. If Chase is the bank.

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Speaker 2: What do you think is the black bank? Wells Fargo.

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Speaker 3: Wells Fargo is the black bank for you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I think I I don't know that. I'd don't think

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Speaker 3: they rejected your It's just it's like it's like it

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Speaker 3: just feels like a high barrier to entry. Wells Fargo

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Speaker 3: will give it to teams. WHOA, I you know what,

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Speaker 3: and this is crazy, But I feel the exact opposite.

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Speaker 3: Why I've always looked at Chase as an easily acceptable

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Speaker 3: need to be making investments. Wow, Like, let's umpact this

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Speaker 3: because to me, Chase is Target and Wells Fargo is Walmart.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yeah, we're the We're the exact opposite to me.

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Speaker 3: Chase is Target and Wells Fargo is like Whole Foods Wow.

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Speaker 2: Or Chase It.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Target's probably right, It's probably it's not the worst,

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Speaker 3: but it ain't, you know, Okay. I think also the

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Speaker 3: problem here is that I was saying Target like it's

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Speaker 3: I think there are better stores than Target, is what

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Speaker 3: I have so far.

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Speaker 2: As where do you go if you girl on Sunday?

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Speaker 3: I think I aspire for more than Target. I guess

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Speaker 2: To you, Well, I love it. There.

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Speaker 3: The point is I'm said I was. I thought that

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Speaker 3: that's I wonder why I always thought Chase.

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Speaker 2: Was really classy. I always thought that Chase.

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Speaker 3: I think it maybe it depends on where you're from

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Speaker 3: and how many of them are in your city, Like

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Speaker 3: chases are so common. I feel like in the cities

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Speaker 3: that I've lived in that maybe it just has always

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Speaker 3: felt like I'll always find a Chase bank a Wells Fargo.

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Speaker 3: You gotta like hunt that bad boy down. That's like

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Speaker 3: a rare Pokemon.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 4: No, I always thought Wells far they got them in

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Speaker 4: safe ways here in any bank that's in safe way.

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Speaker 2: I know I could.

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Speaker 3: It's not great, sure, Yeah, I truly do think this

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's crazy.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's so interesting, and it's all a lie, right,

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Speaker 3: Like ultimately we're just investing with the same types of

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Speaker 3: people and types of institutions, and you're putting your your

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Speaker 3: faith in individuals more than you are, like the they

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Speaker 3: hold my money better than the other people hold my money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we should probably all have a credit union if

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Speaker 3: Yeah, some real like uh change in the world. No,

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Speaker 3: we're we're doing the wrong thing supporting both of these institutions.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I've always I similarly have been brainwashed by

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Speaker 3: their marketing and locations.

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Speaker 2: Wow. So do you have Chase? Is that too bad? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Chase, I also have. But here's what I'm gonna tell you.

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Speaker 4: I didn't get chased till I started getting money. I

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Speaker 4: have Chased credit cards. Then I have a Bank of America.

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Speaker 4: Uh no, I don't have the Amazon card. Actually, okay,

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Speaker 4: I like them points off that Amazon.

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Speaker 3: I like that they gave me the heavy one.

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Speaker 2: So that was oh bro, I got too heavy axes don't.

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Speaker 3: But but yeah, I got I got relationships with all

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Speaker 3: these banks, you know what I mean. Like, I got

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Speaker 3: got the fucking savings with well Wells Fargo. I've got

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Speaker 2: I do it all interesting, now, do you think? But

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Speaker 2: you never really were playing with banks, right, That's that's

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Speaker 2: what it sounds to me. You've always been kind of reasonable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, they don't. They don't have a reason to

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Speaker 3: yell at them. Mostly see, I was a lot more faster.

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Speaker 3: There was a bank that has since shut down.

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Speaker 4: Back in the day, they gave you two hundred dollars

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Speaker 4: for opening uh checking account.

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Speaker 2: The problem is when they when you have a checking

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Speaker 3: So I've like I've bounced from bank to bank to

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Speaker 3: I've bounced around and then for a long time, no bank,

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Speaker 3: you collected your two hundred and then you pass go elsewhere.

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Speaker 2: And then I was.

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Speaker 4: A check cashing place guy for years. Damn shout out

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Speaker 4: to money mark. Fuck Yeah, you never.

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Speaker 2: Catch a checking to check cashing please, I have, and

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Speaker 2: I don't like how it feels. So now it's expressive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They it's a bad feeling walking in there. It's a

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Speaker 3: bad feeling explaining what you would like to do with them.

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Speaker 3: They always pretend like they don't quite understand whatever you're

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Speaker 3: asking for it. They're they make you feel low, and

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Speaker 3: on top of that, they charge you for it. I

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Speaker 3: don't need that energy. Yeah, no, and they.

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Speaker 2: Always don't believe you, especially for me, because my checks

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Speaker 2: would be from the weirdest places, right, I'd be coming in,

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Speaker 2: you know, every other week or so, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, with a new weird place check. Yeah, they're like

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Speaker 3: penguins in Iowa. It's called penguins. Paid you five hundred

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Speaker 6: All right, big man, we're calling the cops.

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Speaker 3: Just we're calling upon you because we have we have

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Speaker 3: new merch. We have very exciting merch that we are

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Speaker 2: We love it so much. Just sleek, it's sexy.

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Speaker 3: Come on, you want to tell them what we have? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we have three different types of hats, which is really fun.

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Speaker 3: We have a two tone hat, an alien dad hat,

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Speaker 3: the traditional logo in black and khaki. Then we have

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Speaker 3: the enamel pin with an alien who has a coofie

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Speaker 2: Who you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can buy the merch now, go to my

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Speaker 3: mama told me that merch table dot com. It's a

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Speaker 3: brand new name, but it's the same old merch and

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Speaker 3: we would love for you to get some if you

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Speaker 3: haven't got it already, and we want you to have

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Speaker 3: all the sweet stuff, so get it.

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Speaker 4: I also think about this because tell me if this

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Speaker 4: is as both being chased people.

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Speaker 3: When that shit happened, Bro, I wasn't my shit leaks

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Speaker 3: so much right now?

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Speaker 2: It doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I don't even get scared when I hear about it. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I didn't get scared for my money. I got scared

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Speaker 3: honestly because I got scared at the possibility of not

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Speaker 3: understanding and advancement in technology that was happening, if that

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Speaker 3: makes sense. Like there was a period where with the

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Speaker 3: card scams, where like they were saying like, yo, don't

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Speaker 3: like put the the other scanner inside of it and

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Speaker 3: and essentially get your information just off of you swiping

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Speaker 3: or or put pushing in you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: was like god damn, Like, once that interaction is taken

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Speaker 3: out of it, I just got to always have cash

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm like moving backwards in the societal progression that

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Speaker 3: fearful of like how hard life is becoming, if that

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Speaker 7: That this ain't enough for you to have ruined my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: But I do worry about it because like saving do

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Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, it would have been a good riff.

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Speaker 2: If that would have killed, that would have ooh.

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Speaker 4: Somebody would have sent us an email have been like,

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Speaker 2: So, I mean, I feel like I say all this

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Speaker 3: Think that that's what that was for. There's other things

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Speaker 3: don't care, but like we're not just going to ignore

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Speaker 2: Can I can? I say? Though, as far as that

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Speaker 2: check fraud thing, that's what I was alluding to too.

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Speaker 2: bank folded, but before it folded, I was writing hot checks. Whoa, yeah, so.

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Speaker 3: You might have been the reason they You might have

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Speaker 2: Just forever go. I wouldn't even talk about it.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh wait, no, I'm saying that, like that

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you wrote.

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Speaker 3: That final one hundred and thirty seven dollars check.

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Speaker 2: Brother, It wasn't It wasn't even that it was for

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Speaker 2: Blackjack pizza. It was forty seven dollars. Jesus Christ. When

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Speaker 3: But God man, paying for pizzas with checks feels like

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Speaker 3: a horror show. It wasn't the greatest time of my life.

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Speaker 3: So I say all that to say the idea that

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Speaker 3: and move. That seems like a plausible thing. I don't

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Speaker 3: but I do think it seems very plausible to be like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I am with that as well.

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Speaker 4: I think that because I also don't think that party

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Speaker 2: Corporate overlord's getting our you know what I mean. I

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Speaker 2: we won't be able to fuck them anymore. Like I think,

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Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, I don't think it's anything

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Speaker 2: that's like thinking too small.

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Speaker 3: They're all in goods, brother, I yeah, I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I one hundred percent agree. There's no part of me

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Speaker 3: that believes that the Democrats didn't also sign off on

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Speaker 3: think both Democrats and Republicans shook hands. They shook lizard hands,

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Speaker 3: and they said they kissed a little bit, not enough

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Speaker 4: Yeah, these damn dirty monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'm with you on that. So I think that, well,

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Speaker 3: to your point, is too small of a view, and

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Speaker 3: I think it goes a lot larger of being like, no,

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Speaker 3: they mean like six big corporations who also have deep

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Speaker 2: But at least we're free, you know, all right? I

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you want to sell the people where they

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