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Speaker 1: Today, I have a very awkward phone call to make

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Speaker 1: to a guy. Actually, it's very uncomfortable for both of us,

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Speaker 1: but I need an answer so we can both move on.

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Speaker 1: You'll see what I mean right now in your brand

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Speaker 1: new free money phone taps the twenty you were shutting

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Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty bucks. Hello, Hi? Is this Rick? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is Rick? Hey Rick, my name is Chad. I

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Speaker 1: know we haven't met yet, but I've been dating your

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Speaker 1: ex wife. How are you doing? Why are you calling me? Well?

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Speaker 1: I was calling to see if I could ask for

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Speaker 1: her hand in marriage. Are you serious? Yeah? I am.

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Speaker 1: We plan to get married in the next few months

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Speaker 1: and it would mean the world to me if I

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Speaker 1: could have your blessing. Weird man, I mean, why would

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Speaker 1: you call me to ask for my ex's hand in marriage?

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Speaker 1: We don't you talk? Well, I thought I should reach

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Speaker 1: out to you out of respect, because you were the

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Speaker 1: man before me and I will soon be taking your place.

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Speaker 1: Sort of a gentlemanly thing to do, I thought, all right,

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Speaker 1: we don't We don't talk, man, and I've even seen

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Speaker 1: each other in years. You don't need my permission, but

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Speaker 1: if you want it, sure, all right? Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Will you also come to our wedding? Hell? No, why

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Speaker 1: would have come to your wedding? Well, you wouldn't her

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Speaker 1: had it passed, Obviously, it would be an honor to

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Speaker 1: have you at our wedding. Dude, I don't even know you.

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Speaker 1: Why the hell would I show up to your wedding?

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Speaker 1: All right, there's a reason that we're that her and

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Speaker 1: I are not together. I'm not why the hell would

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Speaker 1: I come to your wedding? Well, I realize that your

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Speaker 1: relationship with her is done, and thank you, by the way, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I'm excited to get mine started with her. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I was really hoping that you would be there

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Speaker 1: to give her away at the wedding. I gave her away.

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Speaker 1: You can have her. I'm not good. I don't need

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Speaker 1: to do it again. That's a funny joke. I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you gave her away at the wedding, it would

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Speaker 1: mean a lot to both of us if you walked

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Speaker 1: her down the aisle and gave her permission to marry me.

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Speaker 1: Are you trying to be like, why are you with me?

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Speaker 1: Huh No, I'm not trying to be a jerk or

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Speaker 1: anything like that. I sincerely want to have you at

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Speaker 1: our wedding. If you could just walk her down the

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Speaker 1: aisle and give her away? It would would I give

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Speaker 1: her away? Are you crazy? Like her dad? Do you

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Speaker 1: ever dog do it? I don't care. I don't need

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Speaker 1: to be there for that, all right. Her and I

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Speaker 1: have her and I have talked about it, and you

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Speaker 1: played a huge role in her life, and we would

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Speaker 1: love to have you at our wedding. I'm just trying

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Speaker 1: to make friends here, dude. We don't need to be friends,

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Speaker 1: all right, Like no, Like why why would you even

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Speaker 1: want you like marry her? I don't care. We don't

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Speaker 1: need to be friends at all, right, Okay, for reasons?

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Speaker 1: Can I get you to come to the wedding though? Please? No?

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Speaker 1: Would you consider being the best man at our wedding

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Speaker 1: if you won't give her away? Yes? Uh no. She's

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Speaker 1: just told me so much about you, and you seem

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Speaker 1: like a great guy, and I respect you so much.

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Speaker 1: She thinks I'm a great guy. She didn't think I

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Speaker 1: was a great guy when we were getting divorced, all right,

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Speaker 1: maybe okay, but that's when you guys were breaking up,

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Speaker 1: and that's understandable. But now, I mean, she speaks so

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Speaker 1: highly of you and she's told me so much about you,

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Speaker 1: and I really want to meet you, and I think

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Speaker 1: it would be just a great thing to have you

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Speaker 1: at our wedding. Why. Okay, man, you sound like a

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Speaker 1: nice guy, but I don't want to be involved in this. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's a reason we're not married anymore. I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't want to be involved in her life. Okay. Noted.

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Speaker 1: So you're saying no, you won't come to our wedding,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying hell no, okay, okay, Well, if you won't

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Speaker 1: go to our wedding, I do have one other request.

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Speaker 1: What would you be willing to let us have the

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Speaker 1: ceremony at your house? Listen? She did. She loved your

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Speaker 1: backyard and she really wanted me to ask if we

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Speaker 1: could have it there. Stop already, to stop. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to be there. You don't have to be there

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Speaker 1: for the wedding though. We'll just have it in your backyard.

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Speaker 1: We'll clean up, you won't even know we were there. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not having my ex wife have her wedding at

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Speaker 1: my house. I'm not doing it, all right, Well, just

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Speaker 1: curious what happened with you guys, Like why didn't it

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Speaker 1: work out? What the businesses of? Did you not talk

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Speaker 1: to her? Do you know her? She said? She said

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Speaker 1: you were no good in the bedroom, but it's got

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Speaker 1: to be more than that. That's what she said. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said that as you used to cry all the

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Speaker 1: time after you guys did it, I guess, and it

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Speaker 1: was really weird for her. I was crying. Okay. If

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Speaker 1: I was crying, it's because I had to do it

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Speaker 1: with her. Dude, I'm done. I'm hanging up. No, don't hey, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: don't hang up, don't hang up. What I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not I'm not talking anymore about her? All right. I

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Speaker 1: need to let you know this is a prank phone call. First,

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Speaker 1: What do you mean? This is a prank call? This

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh, oh my god. Your buddy Michael set

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Speaker 1: you up. Who did Michael? Oh Man? He said, you

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Speaker 1: heard that your X might be getting married again and

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Speaker 1: wanted me to freak you out. We'll mission accomplished. Did

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Speaker 1: you actually believe that the guy that's about to marry

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Speaker 1: your ex wife was calling to ask you to his

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Speaker 1: wedding with her who knows she's nuts, you know, weak

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Speaker 1: up every morning with jubal phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, oh now two hundred and fifty bucks one

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Speaker 1: eight six six moving ninety two five