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Speaker 1: It is Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Time to

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Speaker 1: put your phone flashlights up in the air because you need

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Speaker 1: to recognize our hero of the week. They really are flash.

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Speaker 2: I still miss the days of lighters.

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie because.

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Speaker 2: It was blowout.

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Speaker 1: This week's hero is a thirty two year old man

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Speaker 1: in Texas named Hennes Robertson Cova. Okay, now, Horns is

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Speaker 1: a heavily tattooed gang member.

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Speaker 2: Oh stop it. I know you like bad boys, but

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Speaker 2: that was inappropriate. Just look at those muscles. But listen,

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Speaker 2: he belongs to you.

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Speaker 1: He belongs to a group called t DA who are

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Speaker 1: notorious for their quote brutal violence, murder, and kidnapping.

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Speaker 4: Talking about gang, is that what the TDA stands for?

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Speaker 1: Horehens just got arrested in Houston last week. Not for

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Speaker 1: anything gang related though, It's because he was caught stealing

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Speaker 1: three thousand, four hundred dollars worth of women's underwear.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's gonna be a hard one to explain,

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Speaker 4: you know to the rest of the gang members.

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Speaker 1: You want to feel sexy while robbing that convenience.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of underwear. I know.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, what story did he hit.

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Speaker 2: Was this Victoria's secret? I mean, let's give the man

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Speaker 2: some credit.

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Speaker 1: Not a lot of gang members can pull off a

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Speaker 1: delicate lace trim.

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Speaker 2: But that's why jor.

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Speaker 1: Hennis is our hero of the week, because when he

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Speaker 1: goes to prison and all the other inmates ask.

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Speaker 2: Him, Hey, what are you in for murder? Kidnapping? He'll say, no,

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Speaker 2: women's lingerie. Why do I picture him on a Harley

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Speaker 2: with a whale tail coming out of his letter? Did

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Speaker 2: you see his mugshot? Is this story gonna.

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Speaker 3: Get us put on any hit list or anything?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm finally cool with all the gangs. Yes, that

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Speaker 2: just got into their good graces. So come on, hord.

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Speaker 1: Hennis, we salute you, and to show our support, Brookes

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Speaker 1: gonna mail a pair of her bloomers to your prison self.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean, honestly, I don't think that mine are

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Speaker 2: the ones that he's looking for. Miner more similar to boxers.

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Speaker 2: Now let's move on.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get into the shot collar question of the day,

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Speaker 1: and normally digital Jake would be giving us questions, but

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Speaker 1: an illness has taken over his supple body. That's how

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Speaker 1: the doctor described it when I asked him so into

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Speaker 1: his masculine size thirteen shoes steps a tiny, redheaded, orphaned

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Speaker 1: boy named Ashton.

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Speaker 2: How can he put both feet in one of shoes?

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Speaker 1: It's like a kayak, Ashton, take it away.

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Speaker 3: If you look at a computer keyboard, some buttons seem

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Speaker 3: to get all the credit.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: That space bar gets a lot of attention in the

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Speaker 3: backs base. Looks all company and smug deleting stuff all

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Speaker 3: the time. And don't even get me started on the

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Speaker 3: shift key.

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Speaker 2: There's two of them when you capitalize it.

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Speaker 3: But today we honor the unsung hero of our keyboard,

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Speaker 3: the caps lock, because today is National capslock Day.

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Speaker 2: Is that a thing apparently? Okay, keep going.

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Speaker 3: The button that makes it easy for our parents to

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Speaker 3: type out long, angry political messages online and helps you

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Speaker 3: really sell your Craigslist ad. And you're trying to get

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Speaker 3: rid of that old rug with the bloodstain.

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Speaker 2: In it, by Ashton's bloodstained rug. It's free.

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Speaker 3: That's why today we're doing a special caps lock and drop.

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Speaker 4: It edition.

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Speaker 3: Plenty of twenty. Now I have a list of the

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Speaker 3: top twenty words that get put in all caps. These

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Speaker 3: could be things that are typed out on a computer

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Speaker 3: or texted on a phone. They can be happy, they

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Speaker 3: can be angry. Okay, you just give me a word

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Speaker 3: and we'll see if it's on the list. We're going

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Speaker 3: to start with the woman who's afraid of using caps

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Speaker 3: lock because she doesn't want to seem confrontational. It's actually

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Speaker 3: true all lower case trend, but it's okay, that's Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's so many but like caps words, I don't Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 2: what words do you type out in all.

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Speaker 3: I mean I'm initially thinking when a friend text me

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Speaker 3: I haven't heard from it in a while, I reply.

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Speaker 2: Hi in all cats Hi.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I specifically do five eyes, but I might just

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Speaker 3: go with hey for the context question.

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Speaker 2: But both so hey, is that? Is that what we're

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Speaker 2: doing between higher yes, yes, different words?

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Speaker 3: Pick one, Alexis says, Hi, sorry, not on the list.

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Speaker 2: Let's move on to brook.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I already think I know she's going with an

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Speaker 1: angry word.

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Speaker 2: You can tell you. I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about when my girlfriends text me to like, hey,

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Speaker 3: do you want to meet up for some wine or.

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Speaker 2: Happy hour or whatever? And I say yes, that's correct.

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Speaker 3: That's number fifteen on the list. Last job, bro, all Right,

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Speaker 3: moving out to Jose, give me a word.

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Speaker 4: So if yes is on there, then no, I'll also

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Speaker 4: be on there.

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Speaker 2: No way, Jose. Sorry, that's what the thumbs down buttons for.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jeffrey, I have to type this word a

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Speaker 1: lot because I get messages from like random companies and

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Speaker 1: magazines wanting me to subscribe more.

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Speaker 2: So I have to reply back with.

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Speaker 3: Stop, yeah, stop sending me spam is on the list

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Speaker 3: of number eight back do you brook?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, so.

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Speaker 1: We didn't, she says, okay, okay, okay, all I say,

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Speaker 1: that's her answer.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm going to steal from Alexis, and I'm gonna say, hey, hey,

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Speaker 3: better not beyond there be mad. It was hey on

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Speaker 3: the list. It was a number fourteen.

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Speaker 1: Take that.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna all.

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Speaker 2: Right, Jeffrey, Oh okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like an expression that you was,

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Speaker 1: whoa fiddle sticks?

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Speaker 2: I know that's not on there, but there because these

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Speaker 2: are like quick bursts. Number one is fiddlesticks. I mean,

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Speaker 2: there's is there cuss words that I say a lot?

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Speaker 4: No cuss words, okay, toiled Okay, I'm just going with

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Speaker 4: other ways to say hi to people.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a capital yo, yo yo, maybe yo.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jeffrey, that's not on the list. That means

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Speaker 3: the Brook is the winner of today's edition of Laity.

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Speaker 3: You have twenty. Let's go over some of the stuff

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Speaker 3: that was on the list. You guys missed number one.

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Speaker 2: That's love love. Yeah, like three words, yeah, really needs.

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Speaker 3: Some I always capitalized honey. All right, So we also

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Speaker 3: have words like hate, hell, sorry, and please.

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Speaker 2: They rounded out the top five.

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Speaker 4: Makes sense.

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Speaker 2: Please feel so passive aggressive.

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Speaker 3: We have why now at number seven sail free discount, Wow, congrats,

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Speaker 3: and then number twenty was asap a.

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Speaker 2: Such a good one.

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Speaker 1: So Brooke is the one who got the most right,

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Speaker 1: so she gets to choose who gets shocked while singing

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Speaker 1: the alphabet song.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna pick Alexis for her fear of anything in

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Speaker 4: capital letters.

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Speaker 2: Okay, sing it in lowercase A, B, C, D, E, F, G,

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Speaker 2: H I J K L. Yeah, that was weak, that

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Speaker 2: was sad.

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Speaker 1: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning