WEBVTT - Why Did Ray Puke in Public? 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:03.240 We are the Sore Losers podcast to spin off of 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:07.200 The Bobby Bone Show. It is exactly twenty eight days 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:10.520 until the two thousand and twenty seven Sore Losers Convention 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:12.840 in Nashville, Tennessee, brought to you. 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:15.240 By Freeling Chevrolet. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:18.320 Gotta do lunch with those guys this week. I may 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:19.320 need to bring you with me. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.880 I'm in dude. I love food, I love to eat, 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:26.640 and I do for sure enjoy lunch. 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:30.720 Well, Richard does ask and Lewis they say, hey, you 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:34.800 should bring lunch by one of these times. He pays, though, Well. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.559 That's fine. I mean, I don't mind that at all, 0:00:36.600 --> 0:00:39.479 and I don't mind going. You just have never invited me. 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:41.440 You've always said, hey, man, these are my people. 0:00:42.320 --> 0:00:44.640 Well you also know with our schedule, just like this 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:47.040 email chain we're on, They're like, hey, when do you 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:51.640 guys want to do a meeting on September ninth? And 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:56.440 we're like, great question, what time can we tell them? 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:57.960 In a four hour window. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:00.840 We are gonna be like the repair man for the dishwasher. 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:04.399 We will be there between noon and four pm. Just 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.560 sit tight and we will try to get to you 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:09.080 as soon as possible. But we will give you a 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.640 call thirty minutes ahead of time when we're on our way. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.160 And guy, guys, everybody truckers, you guys can complain about 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.000 your jobs. Yeah, but my wife learned it firsthand. I 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:22.600 could be home at ten thirty, beautiful. I could be 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.680 home at noon, I could be home at one two. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:31.200 It is never inexact by the minute that I come 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:32.280 home from work. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:36.160 Never. There is no set like you guys you clock 0:01:36.200 --> 0:01:38.800 out at five o'clock, or you clock out at three o'clock, 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.319 like you're five to three. Whatever it is. Everybody has 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.880 different hours. I've come to realize that I used to 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.840 think it was all nine to five. Growing up, you're 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:50.000 led to believe that nine to five is a normal 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:55.120 work hour. People go to work at all hours. It's crazy. So, 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:57.440 but we just don't have a set in time, like 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.880 we have a set start time, but the end time 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.920 is tbd. Everybody asked me, what done do you guys 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.960 get done tbd? 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.120 And until you're in our lives, you don't you think 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:10.200 we're just making that up. Yeah, but when we went 0:02:10.240 --> 0:02:13.360 on my bachelor party, they were wanting us to go 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:15.960 to the airport. Dodd was there. This is a random reference, 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.840 but he was drinking at the airport. He's like, why 0:02:17.919 --> 0:02:20.160 can't you guys not just come and drink at the airport? 0:02:20.320 --> 0:02:22.840 And I was like, Dodd, you don't understand. We work 0:02:23.240 --> 0:02:27.839 right up until anything that's going on, So I wish 0:02:27.919 --> 0:02:29.720 we could just go to the airport and drink. We 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:33.080 got in the vehicle with Johan and his then wife 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.480 Ali as we're going to the airport. We drink those 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.239 Smeiranoffs in the parking lot at the airport. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.440 And the bad part about those Smeiroffs is they were warm. 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:45.880 They weren't even cold like they gave us. They iced us, 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:48.640 but it was warm ice like. It was very strange. 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.480 It should have been melted. So sure, some of our 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:55.359 life is rushed. And so yeah, people with appointments and lunches. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.840 I'll just tell Richard and Lewis, maybe they get to 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:00.960 the restaurant at ten and expect us by two. I 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.160 think that should work. Because last week the plumber was 0:03:03.200 --> 0:03:06.519 coming by the house and my wife had a doctor's appointment. 0:03:06.560 --> 0:03:09.079 She was like, hey, they said they'd be there between 0:03:09.720 --> 0:03:12.560 twelve thirty and one thirty. That's fine, right, And I'm like, 0:03:12.600 --> 0:03:15.720 oh yeah, plenty of time. My wife beat me home. 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:20.320 Oh boy, so the plumber just no, no, no. 0:03:20.440 --> 0:03:22.600 Luckily the plumber got there at one fifteen. When she 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:25.600 was she got home at one oh five, she was like, 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:28.080 I'm glad I didn't stop and pick up lunch or anything, 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:31.200 because I got I came straight home and plumber got 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.000 here right after I. 0:03:32.040 --> 0:03:37.080 Did you think our windows are ridiculous? Plumbers and cable guys, 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.280 windows are absurd. 0:03:39.800 --> 0:03:43.400 We'll be there between ten and ten. What twelve hour window? Yeah, 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.080 just sit there all freaking day. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:49.960 Apartment complexes two. Sometimes they'd pull into another part of 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:52.440 the apartment complex, but it's still same window. But it's 0:03:52.480 --> 0:03:53.720 an all day slot. 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:55.920 Really. I mean, it's been a while since I've lived 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.960 in an apartment, so I don't really remember those days. 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:01.680 I thought the maintenance man came whenever you wanted. 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:05.000 We'd have people call us at the Telecommunications Grande because 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.120 I did cable phone and internet, and I'd have to 0:04:07.160 --> 0:04:10.440 just make up excuses because the window was twelve hours, 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:13.960 and so I'd say, you never know, just with their 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.720 workload and just how the Excel spreadsheet goes depending if 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:19.680 we were able to zero in and give you that time. 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:22.480 I wish we could. I wish our system was that sophisticated. 0:04:22.760 --> 0:04:25.880 Bro I would just give them vocabulary services for the 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.240 next minute. I had no idea why it was a 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.680 twelve hour window and why we couldn't narrow it down. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:32.840 And I'd say, ma'am, sometimes they don't know if it's 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.040 a full connect. There could be issues with the wires 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.160 and the walls. Sometimes they have to really just get 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.000 in there and tear the ass out of something. They 0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:42.360 just don't know time wise, and they can't really estimate that. 0:04:42.680 --> 0:04:45.279 So that is really why we have the window traffic 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.280 as well as weather conditions stuff like that. I wish 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:51.680 I could pull those calls. That's what they told us 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.800 to say, just say just. 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:57.200 Don't know, just ramble on and on and give excuse 0:04:57.279 --> 0:05:01.240 after this and like, I don't know what this guy's saying, 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:04.040 Like what all right? Must must be really important? All 0:05:04.080 --> 0:05:05.359 those words he just said. 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:07.680 We did take a class on it. But and so 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:10.640 some of it is like some of the chords are outdated. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:14.039 Some of them they don't necessarily know how many plugs 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:15.919 there are in a house, So if they have to 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.400 create a whole new plug, that could take thirty minutes 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.480 things like that. But I can't explain twelve hours. 0:05:23.240 --> 0:05:25.240 I can't either. That's a really weird one. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:31.560 They're lunch sometimes just with the with the internet and 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:34.120 the cable sometimes they've just got to make sure that 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:38.559 those are all good and you know, a difficulty getting 0:05:38.560 --> 0:05:39.640 in buildings. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.560 Also that you know, just depending on the link of 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:44.200 their other job, we can't predict how long it's going 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:46.880 to take them at job number one. So job number 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:50.120 one could take five hours, so then therefore then they 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.000 would be a little bit later getting to your job. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:53.760 So that's why we have to say that a little 0:05:53.800 --> 0:05:56.880 bit is your you're number two on the schedule, but 0:05:57.240 --> 0:06:00.320 job one maybe a bigger job than we realize. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.279 And we want them to get in as many jobs 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:04.720 as possible so that they can get to you. So 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:08.280 last thing we would want is it just because of scheduling, 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:10.599 have one of them just sitting in a parking lot 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:14.239 and not actually connecting a cable. So we want them 0:06:14.560 --> 0:06:17.719 to get as many cable outlets connected as possible, and 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:23.279 so that's why it's that wide open range. Oh man, dude, 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.400 I miss those days Mondays, that's when we get all 0:06:25.400 --> 0:06:26.719 our calls UFC people. 0:06:26.839 --> 0:06:28.760 Oh I don't miss those days, man, I don't. I 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:31.760 mean the parking lot at Sam's Club was great, Like, 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.000 it was fun. I loved it. But what I say 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.240 I miss it. I wouldn't say that. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:38.760 Well, Monday was upsell time because people would call in 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:41.880 and say, oh, man, I was watching UFC this weekend. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:45.440 It freaking interrupted the first thirty minutes, then the main event, 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:48.560 it was down for twenty minutes. Bro. I would credit 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.200 them and I'd be like, you know what, We're also 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:53.240 going to put HBO on your account and Sendemax and Stars. 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:54.760 You just got to make sure you call back in 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.880 three months. You're gonna get hit like thirty dollars worth 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.920 of charges. So I would upsell them all. 0:06:59.320 --> 0:07:00.000 That's pretty good. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:02.320 But people were people were good. They ended up getting 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.760 a pretty good portion of the UFC. If they complained 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:07.719 a lot, then they were under review. But you could 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:11.040 complain a decent amount of times and get semi refunds. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:14.560 If it was ever glitches, I would imagine some were 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.760 made up. But I mean now with Netflix, dude, some 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.120 of those fights around there, god glitch heaven. 0:07:20.520 --> 0:07:22.080 I mean, it's just one big glitch. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.800 So I can understand that those are real. 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.800 Make You know what I miss, it's the UFC, Like 0:07:28.920 --> 0:07:31.600 I haven't watched. I have not watched very much UFC. 0:07:32.320 --> 0:07:34.200 Well they need that, is it? The Patty guy? 0:07:35.000 --> 0:07:37.080 Yeah, Patty Pimenington. I hate that guy. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:40.520 Well, they need something like that. They got Sugar, Yeah, 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:41.040 he's good. 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:41.720 He's fun. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.840 But losing McGregor and losing the Bones Jones, they need 0:07:45.840 --> 0:07:46.480 the new. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.920 G Yeah, they need somebody. And it's just they have 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:51.400 so many events that I can't keep up with it. 0:07:51.480 --> 0:07:53.400 Like it used to be like once a month maybe 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:55.400 they would have a pay per view. Now I feel 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:58.280 like it's two times a month. They have fight nights 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.320 every weekend. So there's the fighters that are coming and 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.679 going so fast, and with kids, you're just so busy 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:06.200 and by the time you sit down, it's like, oh 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:09.160 it's eight thirty, eight forty five. Now I really want 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:10.800 to tune in. The main event is gonna be at 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:13.360 twelve thirty at night. Oh man, that's tough for me 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.520 to keep my eyes open. Think I'm gonna go ahead 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:16.080 and go to bed. 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:19.560 Fell asleep. Didn't end up watching Menory. He fought this weekend. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:21.840 Do what he fought again? Yeah? 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.560 If twenty seconds counts, he fell down, he faked a fall, 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.640 and then the guy punched him in the ribs while 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.680 he's on the ground. So then Bob gets five minutes 0:08:31.680 --> 0:08:34.880 of a timeout to rest, and then the guy said, 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.920 you can continue on or it can just be a 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.120 no contest. So it was a twenty second boxing match 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:40.920 no contest. 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:41.959 Who did he fight? 0:08:42.520 --> 0:08:46.480 Some streamer influencer. I don't know, the dude YK or something, 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:51.360 but Menory had gotten a tattoo for some gambling site 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.400 on his back. Really, and so all you can see 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:57.520 is Bob out of shape, gained a bunch of weight, 0:08:57.559 --> 0:09:02.160 and he's got this green Gotham tattoo on his back 0:09:02.480 --> 0:09:04.839 so for some gambling site that he got paid out on. 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:08.280 Oh, he's falling on hard times. 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.640 People were like, the commenters were great. They're like, man, 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:14.200 Bob looks like a bull of corn flakes. 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:19.120 I don't know. I mean, these boxing matches are so stupid, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.679 like the fact that people watch them. I don't even 0:09:21.720 --> 0:09:23.080 where where did you watch it? Netflix? 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.160 That was the project I gave my chick. I said, hey, 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.360 I gave her a ride on Friday. So I said, hey, 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:30.120 all you gotta do is find a way for me 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:31.560 to watch this fight. I don't know how to watch it. 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:33.440 I think she went on YouTube. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.319 The hell do you mean? You gave her a ride 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:35.920 on Friday? 0:09:36.400 --> 0:09:39.920 I took her an hour south of town to some 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:43.560 girls dinner and basically was homeless in a Walmart parking 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.560 lot until she was done with the girl's dinner because 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:49.240 she's not great at driving at night. So you drove 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:51.280 her to the dinner and you were not invited to 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:52.720 the dinner and it was just a girl's dinner. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:53.960 Wow, okay. 0:09:54.080 --> 0:09:56.000 When ate by myself, where'd you go eat? 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:56.320 Man? 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:57.000 Culver's? 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:57.720 Okay? 0:09:58.080 --> 0:09:59.480 Then went to Walmart? 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.000 And then what'd you get at Walmart? 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:05.560 Nothing? Just you ever just gone into a store aimlessly? 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:07.880 I can't say that. 0:10:07.960 --> 0:10:10.760 I do that very often and get looked at by 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.600 people like you're about to rob the place, but you're 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.080 really not. You're just trying to kill time. 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:16.439 You ever thought about just pulling up in the parking lot, 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.040 laying down, taking a nap in your car? 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.680 Oh? I chilled. There was still other minutes that weren't 0:10:21.679 --> 0:10:23.400 accounted for. I thought, Wow, I didn't know it was 0:10:23.400 --> 0:10:25.280 gonna be a two and a half hour girls dinner. 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:28.000 That's what I get in the back seat and I 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:28.800 just go to sleep. 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:33.800 It wasn't a sleeping type situation. It wasn't exhausted, and 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:36.440 it wasn't necessarily night night out. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.040 So it doesn't matter I doing that. Like when I 0:10:39.160 --> 0:10:42.480 used to have remote like appearances, like out on six 0:10:42.640 --> 0:10:45.120 twenty and you know, the traffic is gonna be bad 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.280 in Austin, and you gotta get there by four o'clock, 0:10:48.840 --> 0:10:50.520 and I'd leave and i'd get there and it'd be 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:55.400 two thirty, two forty five. I'd jump in the back 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.960 seat pass out for forty five minutes. Manoh, no problem, 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.080 care of the day. I didn't care what time it was. 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.880 I looked like an unhoused person living in my car, 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:06.560 and I loved every minute of it. 0:11:06.840 --> 0:11:08.880 I can do that. I'm not saying I can't do that, 0:11:09.000 --> 0:11:12.000 but at that time, in that city, at that moment, 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:13.480 I just didn't feel like sleeping. 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:14.280 Okay. 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:17.439 And also I was kind of on call. I didn't 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:21.160 necessarily know when she was going to be done. And 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:25.800 how many girls went to dinner fifteen? Was it a 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.320 bachelorette party, girl's birthday dinner? 0:11:28.559 --> 0:11:28.959 Okay? 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:33.800 Yeah? Wow? So then I said, hey, find the fight 0:11:33.840 --> 0:11:35.400 for me, because I don't know how to find it. 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.880 When you say our south of town, I mean our 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:40.679 south of where you live, or where Nashville. 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:44.319 Is from where I am to this girl's birthday party. 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:48.040 It was an hour okay, so it's just downtown Nashville. 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:49.200 No, south of Nashville. 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:49.640 It was a joke. 0:11:49.720 --> 0:11:54.880 It was in Franklin, Oh. So through traffic back, through traffic, 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:59.440 rush hour. I got some bonus points, brownie points. 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.440 Man, Well, we better start the Show's that sounds like 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:05.400 a hell of a Friday night? Or was that Saturday? 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:06.600 That was Friday night? 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:07.520 Man? 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:08.960 All accounted for? 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:12.360 All right, man, I had a hell of a Saturday night. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.400 Let's jump to that. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.079 I can't wait to tell you. We're gonna do it live. 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:24.080 Oh the one, two sore losers? What up, everybody? I 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.199 am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so I 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.840 give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:31.720 pretty much a sports genius. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.160 Y'all. It is Susan. I'm from the North. I'm in 0:12:34.240 --> 0:12:36.280 Alpha Male. I live on the north side of Nashville. 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:39.040 As you just heard with Baser. My wife two acres, 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:41.800 got two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should be checking on 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:45.000 them probably die of a heart attack. When I'm seventy two, coach, 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:48.520 I can't wait to hear about this Saturday night you 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:52.400 speak of. I know Boomer no longers home. Boomer's at college. 0:12:53.160 --> 0:12:56.040 There has been some pictures surface on Instagram of Boomer 0:12:56.080 --> 0:13:01.160 at college, the kids out, the nest is empty. Wow, 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.640 well there's still another egg there called Henny the baby. 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.079 But Boomer's gone. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.160 That's wild. Yeah, that is wild. And I gave a 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.679 shout out to my cousin on Friday and said he 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:14.959 was up in Portland running some race where it's like 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:17.240 a three hundred mile race and you have eleven guys 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.559 in a van. That race is coming up this coming weekend. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.000 I was a weekend early, so I can't I don't 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:25.240 have the results. I don't know if they won because 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:28.960 he hasn't done it yet. I texted him yesterday. I 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:31.120 was like, dude, how'd the run go? How you feeling? 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.959 He goes, well, it's five days away. You feel pretty 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:36.480 good and I'm my own He goes, I heard it 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:37.800 on the pod. Didn't have the hard to tell you 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:39.840 that it was next weekend. I didn't want to correct you. 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.280 He's like putting the nipple cream on now. 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:45.880 Yeah. So Saturday night, Man Nashville c was in town. 0:13:45.920 --> 0:13:48.400 They were playing the Columbus Crew, and I know no 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.360 one cares about soccer? Who cares? Just stick with me 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:53.480 on the story, okay, because we're going to go somewhere 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:56.480 that's really fun. And it makes me love kids even 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:59.800 more than I love kids right now because kids are 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:04.839 wreaking hilarious. So I have my first fantasy football draft 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:09.480 at six thirty. Only problem is for ours, No, no, 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.199 for a different league, And it's not really part of 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.200 the story, but it is part of the story. But 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.560 the game is at seven thirty. So at six thirty 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.240 we are eating dinner at the house. My wife made 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:24.080 some tacos and we're eating and at six thirty seven, 0:14:24.160 --> 0:14:26.360 I get a text from the commission. Where are you? 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:30.520 What are you doing? The draft is happening, and I said, hey, man, 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.320 I got plans with the boys tonight. We're going to 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:36.440 see the National soccer game. Sorry, I couldn't make the draft. 0:14:36.440 --> 0:14:38.680 He goes, why didn't you tell me we could have 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:39.640 switched the draft? 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.640 Whose league is this? 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.120 High school? Buddies? 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:47.920 Still still what? At some point you got to move on? 0:14:48.040 --> 0:14:50.760 I had I had my college fantasy football too, but 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:53.400 I don't know. Year one out of college, we all 0:14:53.440 --> 0:14:54.160 gave up on it. 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:58.760 Yeah, I'm sorry, just trying to keep in touch with people. 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:01.320 It's kind of a way to you know, hey, how's 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.360 it been. How you doing? And we talked during fantasy 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:05.680 football season and maybe text every once in a while 0:15:05.680 --> 0:15:09.760 throughout the year about something. But yes, it's just a 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:10.720 way to keep in touch. 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.040 Were you still hang out with those dudes like Garrett 0:15:13.040 --> 0:15:14.920 and Forrest and on them are from high school? 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:21.560 Yeah? Oh well Forrest Forrest aka Chess Day is from 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.160 really fifth grade? Fourth grade? 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:28.880 What old Garrett Garrett was high school? Okay, I guess 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.960 I thought they were post graduation. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:35.120 No, Garrett high school, Jacob high school. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:38.520 So then that makes sense he'd be in a fantasy 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:39.040 league with them. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:42.440 I rd it all right, So I'm like, oh, sorry, man, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:44.840 I can't. I'm going to the game with the boys. 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.320 He's like, I really wish you would have told me 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:49.280 because we could have moved the draft. I said, no, no, no, 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.920 I have a new philosophy in life, and my new 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:57.480 philosophy is whatever the commissioner sends out a draft date, like, 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:01.320 and you want to he wants feedback. I give no feedback. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:05.400 I am automatically okay with whatever draft day you pick. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.520 If I can make it, I'll make it. If not, 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:12.800 guess what my computer will draft for me. I'm not worried. 0:16:12.960 --> 0:16:15.360 I wanted to be able to draft. The most fun 0:16:15.400 --> 0:16:19.040 part of the season is usually the draft. Using your brain, 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:21.440 trying to, you know, pick the right players who you 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.520 think is gonna be good is awesome. But you know what, 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.880 I've decided, I'm not gonna inconvenience eleven other people if 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:30.560 they can all make it on a certain day and 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:33.200 I'm the one that can't, I'm good man. I'm not 0:16:33.240 --> 0:16:37.840 gonna speak up. So the Commission's like, well, I just 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:41.840 wish you would have been honest with me, and I'm like, ah, man, 0:16:42.440 --> 0:16:45.000 I was good. I'm not mad. I trust me like 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:47.160 I could have. But I'm not one to rock the boat. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:49.560 You're having to get together at your house like people 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.680 are over there, you're grilling. I'm not gonna screw that 0:16:52.760 --> 0:16:54.880 up and say, hey, guys, actually a Saturday is not good. 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:57.000 Can we do it on a Monday night? I'm not 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:57.520 like that. 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.360 What city is the get together? 0:16:59.440 --> 0:16:59.720 Austin? 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.960 That makes sense? Then they're all over there doing it together. 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:06.240 Correct, drinking some Bruce Ki's like, I'm I can't make that, 0:17:06.920 --> 0:17:09.080 but I can't make it online either. See you guys, 0:17:09.119 --> 0:17:11.879 do you and my team will show up in my 0:17:11.920 --> 0:17:13.440 computer and I'll work with it. 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:15.119 Oh great, I got Kim Ward. 0:17:15.480 --> 0:17:18.639 No, actually I got Kayleb Williams and bow Knicks. My 0:17:18.760 --> 0:17:22.200 team is stacked. I'm ready marching to the championship. 0:17:22.440 --> 0:17:24.640 You start two quarterbacks, no, you only start one. 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:25.720 But I got one on my bench. 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:28.400 Just in case you're like, justin, he's got three quarterbacks 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:30.160 picked for us. I'm like, one starts. 0:17:32.320 --> 0:17:33.080 Yeah, that's true. 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:34.120 What are we doing? 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.320 That's a great point. I only have I only need one, 0:17:38.320 --> 0:17:40.080 but I got two. And I saw bow Knicks. I 0:17:40.119 --> 0:17:42.399 was like, heck yeah. And then I saw Kayleb Williams. 0:17:42.440 --> 0:17:44.639 I was like, oh man, I'm loaded, but I can 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:46.359 only use one of them. Now that you point that out, 0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.800 one of them won't be on the bench. But that's okay. 0:17:49.000 --> 0:17:51.120 Start September ninth and we will just. 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:54.520 Go by the matchup each week. So then we get 0:17:54.520 --> 0:17:55.520 in the car and we got to go to the 0:17:55.640 --> 0:18:00.240 NFC game. We're driving to the game, driving and baby 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:04.760 boxes like, Dad, Dad, Columbus, how good are Where are 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:05.880 they at in the standings? 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:07.080 Is that who we played? 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:11.200 Yeah, Columbus Crew and we're in first place. I said, oh, dude, 0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.320 they're like third from the bottom. Man, They're like down 0:18:13.320 --> 0:18:15.159 there at the end. He goes, so they already know 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:19.399 they're going to lose tonight, right, And I'm like, well, no, 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:21.040 and what do you mean? He goes, Well, if they're 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:23.720 that bad, they see that we're in first place, they 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.880