Speaker 1: Hey, and welcome to What Future. I'm your host, Joshua Tipolski,
Speaker 1: and I have some shocking news for you. I have
Speaker 1: some alarming news. I have news that is going to
Speaker 1: send shivers down your spine if you have one. If
Speaker 1: you don't have a spine, then please ignore that. This
Speaker 1: will be the last episode of What Future for the
Speaker 1: foreseeable future. Although considering the fact that the show is
Speaker 1: interested in a future state of affairs, I can't say
Speaker 1: with certainty that it will be the last episode ever.
Speaker 1: But I will tell you for the moment, there will
Speaker 1: be no further What Future, which makes this episode very
Speaker 1: special and important, although I think you'll find the content
Speaker 1: of this episode is not very special or very important.
Speaker 1: I fuck it, I don't know. I'm drinking the Heineken
Speaker 1: that's been in my refrigerator, which is in the garage,
Speaker 1: has been in there for at least a year. At
Speaker 1: least a year, no question, if not longer. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if like beer goes bad or it could
Speaker 1: be Heindeken, you know, Hugh. Anyhow, Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: like basically the last episode.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say welcome or do you want
Speaker 2: to just start there?
Speaker 1: Oh? You want me to do an intro? Is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying? Ever, the producer pushing me towards a
Speaker 1: production setting, a produced setting? Oh what what.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, it's our surprise.
Speaker 1: Guess no, Jenna Jenna Caggle. Okay, hold on a second.
Speaker 1: First off, is there a baby somewhere in your head? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes she is. Oh my god, I'm changed right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. First off, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 3: I meant to text you, but I never did.
Speaker 1: You didn't fucking text me. You didn't say shit, I'll text.
Speaker 1: I had to find out third hand.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's bend.
Speaker 3: I'm crazy. Let me just say it qualitized acceptable.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know you're going through you know, post
Speaker 1: post birth whatever, but that doesn't matter because my emotions
Speaker 1: are running high and you need to hear what I'm feeling,
Speaker 1: which is disappointment that I was not immediately alerted the
Speaker 1: second that baby popped out.
Speaker 3: Pump out. It was like a traumatic labor story. Thirty
Speaker 3: Oh did you do? I was close?
Speaker 1: Okay, because because I've been in the room during the
Speaker 1: sea section, I haven't had one, but I've been there,
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you it's fucking nuts.
Speaker 3: So no, I was close.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 5: I'll text you a picture of the baby looking exactly like,
Speaker 5: what's this baby?
Speaker 1: What's this baby called? You got a name. Jude is
Speaker 1: a beautiful name, but it's a boy.
Speaker 2: It's a girl.
Speaker 1: Oh I love it, I love it, I love Oh
Speaker 1: my god, hold on, I'm looking at this right now.
Speaker 3: They're the same person.
Speaker 1: It's this is so fucking dope. I'm so excited. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, oh my god. Both of
Speaker 1: them adorable. I have to say adorable. This baby looks
Speaker 1: exactly like him.
Speaker 3: It's Kyle. Stop looking.
Speaker 1: It's very disturbing. I know what it's like because I've
Speaker 1: had a similar People are like, oh, you and Zelda
Speaker 1: are twins or whatever. But this is really, like just
Speaker 1: frankly disturbing. Like the baby looks like a full grown
Speaker 1: adult man, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's disturbing.
Speaker 1: It's good. She's fucking adorable, and so is he.
Speaker 3: She looks like a boy, but she'll she'll grow into it.
Speaker 3: Her faux hug everything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this fucking hair, what the fuck, what
Speaker 1: the fuck.
Speaker 3: She's got a fo fucking babies.
Speaker 1: This baby's this baby's cute. I gotta tell you. Some
Speaker 1: babies you see and they're like fucking not cute. This
Speaker 1: one is, thank you, this one's good. You got a
Speaker 1: good one. You got a good one.
Speaker 3: I'm glad Kyle's attractive.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you guys are both nice looking people,
Speaker 1: and it's you know, sometimes it doesn't work out. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you get a couple of nice looking people they have
Speaker 1: a weird like a fucking freak creep baby, you know,
Speaker 1: but like that didn't happen here. You got a nice baby.
Speaker 1: You got a good baby. That's amazing. Congratulations. I'm so
Speaker 1: happy for you. I'm so happy for Kyle. And and
Speaker 1: what a what a delightful, wonderful fucking thing, what a
Speaker 1: great I feel in many ways, I feel this show
Speaker 1: is really responsible for that child, you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, if it wasn't for you, I.
Speaker 1: Can't help but think that I really am should be
Speaker 1: the child's godfather, Like, no question.
Speaker 3: Do you want Tom? I mean, we haven't, so I.
Speaker 1: Would love to shower Jude with gifts and advice, of
Speaker 1: which I have so much. And Kyle, bring that fucking
Speaker 1: baby onto this podcast. By the way, Lyra and Adam,
Speaker 1: I wanted this has to be included on the show.
Speaker 1: I don't want this to be edited.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is the show so.
Speaker 1: I heard Jude, Yeah, bring me that baby. Baby, Kyle,
Speaker 1: you got to learn to hold the head up better.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing there. I don't like,
Speaker 1: don't strangle it. I don't how many months have you
Speaker 1: had with the child but still feel like you're.
Speaker 3: Not going Yeah, she's five and a half weeks, she's
Speaker 3: almost six weeks.
Speaker 4: But the total time that Jenna would let me actually
Speaker 4: hold the child and this four days total.
Speaker 1: Can I ask you a question, are you in terror
Speaker 1: all the time of not holding the kid? Right? Do
Speaker 1: you feel that way?
Speaker 6: No, she's pooping on my hand though, okay, we've all
Speaker 6: been there. I mean, by to pay for every hand
Speaker 6: I pooped on, you know, i'd be original. I don't know, Adam,
Speaker 6: if you're marking this stuff as we're recording, but I'm
Speaker 6: sure you have so many shaking said.
Speaker 1: He's a good him. He's on his peloton right now.
Speaker 1: He's always on the peloton with a cigarette. Wait, are
Speaker 1: you on a peloton?
Speaker 3: No, we just know that the room has a peloton.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's the only thing we know about
Speaker 1: Adam is he has a peloton.
Speaker 3: Kyle. Kyle loves and loves his peloton.
Speaker 1: I mean it's big delf energy. Oh my god, Libris
Speaker 1: libras love libras love pelotons. So no, in fact, okay.
Speaker 3: Adam, let us see you if you're going to hang
Speaker 3: with a section.
Speaker 1: Nobody's ever seen Adam. Nobody knows what Adam looks like.
Speaker 2: I've seen Adam.
Speaker 1: I saw Adam one time. I have no idea what
Speaker 1: Adam looks like. I'm just thinking right now, I'm like,
Speaker 1: do I can I remember? There he is? Look at
Speaker 1: this guy. Okay, that does look like Adam. That does
Speaker 1: remind me of an.
Speaker 2: Atom, and that's the real atom.
Speaker 1: I'm here. Do you think, okay, do you think as
Speaker 1: a as a person who's been at least for I
Speaker 1: guess I don't know, four years or something using a peloton?
Speaker 1: Are you like done with peloton now?
Speaker 6: I think you you've all imagined my peloton life to
Speaker 6: be a lot more than it was.
Speaker 1: It's that it was a very occasional user. It's the
Speaker 1: fucking only thing we don't That's the only thing we
Speaker 1: know about you, Like you're all we know one we
Speaker 1: know one fact about you, which is you had a
Speaker 1: peloton in the background one time when we talked to you.
Speaker 1: That's like your entire identity, Adam, thank you. I'm on
Speaker 1: the East Coast now, ACTU. I have my parents. Oh
Speaker 1: you are where's that in Baltimore? Oh? Fuck, we're close.
Speaker 1: We could go out for a drink. You can get
Speaker 1: on the train right now. You get on the Asella
Speaker 1: and get up here. Sure a fucking drink tonight, dude.
Speaker 1: We could go, you and I we could go. We
Speaker 1: could go if you get on soon, we could go.
Speaker 1: We could be at the We could be at a
Speaker 1: fucking club, you know and me. That's true.
Speaker 3: You don't have to say yes, we need from the club.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that will be the best episode.
Speaker 1: To be honest with that. I love the idea that
Speaker 1: all of these strangers have been assembled to do a
Speaker 1: show about me for like reasons. I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: can explain, Like I'm sure nobody knew wh Josh Opolski
Speaker 1: was before this show started, for sure, and now you
Speaker 1: guys have all had, like you spent a year listening
Speaker 1: to me bullshit, Like what a nightmare scenario for everyone.
Speaker 1: But I think it's charming I'm charmed. I love I
Speaker 1: love nothing more than assembling groups of people together to
Speaker 1: do things. So I'm glad that we were able to
Speaker 1: do it. I'm glad that we've had the chance to
Speaker 1: do it together. And who knows, you know, maybe we'll
Speaker 1: do it together in the future.
Speaker 2: So, Josh, I have questions for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, let's talk about it. Let's get and Jenny.
Speaker 1: You want to hang it jenn and Kyle. You want
Speaker 1: to hang out with the baby? Where's the baby? She
Speaker 1: gets Oh, she's nursing right now. That's very cool. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a real drink. Can
Speaker 1: can you give me two minutes? Don't go anywhere? You
Speaker 1: don't go anywhere. I got a real drink, single malt Malvenny.
Speaker 1: What are you drinking? What is that? What? Bullet specific
Speaker 1: a bullet? Oh you're doing you're a bourbon. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense.
Speaker 2: I like bourbon South.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're drinking bullet right now? Should I get a
Speaker 3: second beer?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 1: I mean why not? You know what I'm reading? Okay,
Speaker 1: but you know the I don't think the alcohol goes
Speaker 1: through brass milk.
Speaker 2: You know what they told me when I was nursing.
Speaker 2: If you can find them, you can feed them.
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: That means that it's such an insanely tiny percentage of
Speaker 2: a percentage of your alcohol blood level that.
Speaker 3: Goes into the milk.
Speaker 2: Correlate tree breast milk. So it's yeah, it's nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're I don't think you have to
Speaker 1: worry about it. I think you're fine. Josh, Yes, that's me.
Speaker 2: I have a question for you. We're reflecting on the show.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love reflecting.
Speaker 2: How does the fact that we're living in a simulation
Speaker 2: influence the way you approach your podcast topics?
Speaker 1: You know. The funny thing about the simulation theory that
Speaker 1: I feel like is not well discussed or not has
Speaker 1: not been like, you know, populated in terms of the
Speaker 1: in people's minds, is like the simulation theory is basically religion. Right.
Speaker 1: You're like, Hey, some person created our reality and now
Speaker 1: we live in it according to their rules, which is
Speaker 1: in essence God. Right, Like, you're basically making an argument
Speaker 1: for a god, and you're making an argument for the
Speaker 1: world that we live in having been created by a
Speaker 1: godlike creature, and you're making an argument for like rules
Speaker 1: of reality, Like the rules of reality, and that you know,
Speaker 1: presumably at the end of the simulation that we are experiencing,
Speaker 1: you know, you go to some other simulation where it's
Speaker 1: like you were good and you get into this level,
Speaker 1: or you were bad and you go into that level,
Speaker 1: which is I mean, the whole thing is sort of
Speaker 1: like a fucking modern argument for being very religious and
Speaker 1: imagining and and adhering to the rules of a god.
Speaker 1: And so how has that influenced the show? Not at all,
Speaker 1: because because I believe in living Moss. I believe living Moss. Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm going to pull it together. I'm going
Speaker 1: to pull it together.
Speaker 2: Have have you ever considered the possibility that our show
Speaker 2: might be observed by higher beings?
Speaker 1: I mean, you mean like aliens or a god, like
Speaker 1: the creator of the simulation. No, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know the simulation run thinks.
Speaker 1: About things like that. Does anybody does anybody except for
Speaker 1: very religious people walk around thinking they're being judged or
Speaker 1: watched by a being above them. I mean, if anything,
Speaker 1: what I've what I have, how I have lived my
Speaker 1: life thus far is uh. I mean, I don't think
Speaker 1: that gives a fuck what I'm doing. I'm not even
Speaker 1: sure that the people who know me and like me
Speaker 1: give a fuck what I'm doing, And so I definitely
Speaker 1: don't contemplate God or alien or alien God perceiving the
Speaker 1: podcast known as What Future in any meaningful way. So
Speaker 1: it has not influenced that part of it has not
Speaker 1: influenced any of my sort of thinking as we go
Speaker 1: through episode after episode. I hope that answers your question. Sorry,
Speaker 1: did you want to hear more that I have thought
Speaker 1: more about aliens listening to the show, like I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe you had, no, I haven't, So just to be
Speaker 1: to clarify.
Speaker 2: This could be the Golden Record of podcasts. You don't know.
Speaker 1: The Golden Record is not going to be an episode
Speaker 1: of What Future? But okay, anyhow, go on, what's the
Speaker 1: next question you have for me?
Speaker 2: How do you approach guests knowing that they're just avatars
Speaker 2: within our simulation?
Speaker 1: So your entire set of questions is about like a simulation,
Speaker 1: is that.
Speaker 2: This is one set?
Speaker 1: Okay? You oh, you have multiple sets?
Speaker 2: Well, I have two sets. I have a fun.
Speaker 1: Exactly how that's exactly what fund so exactly how the
Speaker 1: architect of the simulation would want it. I don't. Again,
Speaker 1: I mean same answer basically, which is like if you thought,
Speaker 1: I mean, do you think I even think about how
Speaker 1: I approach guests, like on some conscious level, Like I mean, like,
Speaker 1: am I have I been like, Hey, how am I
Speaker 1: going to handle this interview? You know?
Speaker 2: So you have though there have been times where like
Speaker 2: there's been a guest and you've needed to approach them
Speaker 2: with a opposite view, and that is a little bit
Speaker 2: of like considering, like how do I approach this specimen?
Speaker 1: I guess So, I mean, I don't know exactly what
Speaker 1: you're talking about. That sounds like something that might have happened,
Speaker 1: I will say, you know, in a lot of ways,
Speaker 1: I'm like Heath Ledger's Joker from the seminal two thousand
Speaker 1: and eight field The Dark Night. You know, uh, I
Speaker 1: don't really big plans, you know, like the Joker, although
Speaker 1: actually the joke movie he actually makes he actually makes
Speaker 1: this a great there's a great podcast episode about this,
Speaker 1: which is you're wrong about They do an amazing episode
Speaker 1: about The Dark Knight and how the Joker's statement that
Speaker 1: he doesn't make plans is like patently false and is
Speaker 1: like throughout the film, it's just him executing very elaborate plans.
Speaker 1: But anyhow, if we take him at phase value, in
Speaker 1: many ways, I'm like he letters joke, which is I
Speaker 1: don't really make plans, you know, and I don't really
Speaker 1: like plans, to be honest. I like, I like things
Speaker 1: to evolve naturally, you know, like Darwin.
Speaker 2: Would have wanted, Josh, how do you stay so grounded?
Speaker 1: Pass? That's a pass? It is that a real question?
Speaker 1: Do I seem grounded?
Speaker 3: I just watched Adam's face as that question.
Speaker 1: Do you think I seem grounded? I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like that's a thing. I don't even know what
Speaker 1: grounded means. Like am I like a Maya rock?
Speaker 2: Like Barbara Walters at the end?
Speaker 1: I mean, if anybody answer that question in ernest, they're
Speaker 1: a fucking psycho. If somebody's like, if somebody's like, how
Speaker 1: do you stay grounded? And they have an answer that
Speaker 1: isn't like pass, that person is a dangerous individual and
Speaker 1: they need to be watched and possibly put in jail.
Speaker 1: Probably okay, you know else needs to be put in jail.
Speaker 1: I was just talking about this with somebody is William Wegman.
Speaker 1: Do you know who that is, do you fucking google
Speaker 1: it right now? Adam knows and he agrees, so fucking
Speaker 1: google William Wegman right now. This person should be in jail.
Speaker 1: The things he's created are unholy and wrong, and no human,
Speaker 1: no human, deserves to see this. Uh, do you get
Speaker 1: got them up, William Wegman, get the fucking get his
Speaker 1: photos up. Get his photos up.
Speaker 2: They are an abomination. It's an abomination.
Speaker 1: Looked upon his works. It's fucking like he should be
Speaker 1: in prison. He should be in prison. Those photos should
Speaker 1: be banned. They should be banned. No one should have
Speaker 1: to look at them ever. Okay, Sorry, I came upon
Speaker 1: William Wegman recently because he did photos for a book
Speaker 1: written by a guy who uh, a chef who had
Speaker 1: a bunch of restaurants in New York. Does anybody has
Speaker 1: anybody ever been to something called Number seven sub? Are
Speaker 1: familiar with it? Of course, fucking lyrus familiar with it.
Speaker 1: Sick the sickest sandwiches in New York ever were produced
Speaker 1: by Number seven Sub. Anyhow, the guy wrote a book
Speaker 1: which is uh. I want to say the title of
Speaker 1: the book is something like it a truly disturbing book
Speaker 1: about sandwiches or like a very disturbing book about sandwiches
Speaker 1: or anyhow, I was researching it recently and it turns
Speaker 1: out that William Wegman did the photos for the book.
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I know that name. Why
Speaker 1: do I know that name? And I googled it and
Speaker 1: what I saw was worse than the most disgusting snuff film.
Speaker 2: It's worse than the Blenciaga campaign, or yes, worse.
Speaker 1: It makes the Blenciaga you mean the like Teddy Bears
Speaker 1: and bbsm gear or whatever with the fucking yeah, it
Speaker 1: makes that seem actually good and nice by comparents.
Speaker 2: I'd rather put that on my wall.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, correct, any Willy Wegman should be tried
Speaker 1: for crimes against humanity. That's all I'm saying. All right,
Speaker 1: you have any other questions for me? Or is that it?
Speaker 1: Are we closing now on the Willi Wegman anecdote?
Speaker 2: Or I think we should go to Jenna's questions.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenna, go ahead, here we go.
Speaker 3: There's one the yearbook questions, Like, back at the year.
Speaker 3: You're in the Yearbook, you have like the most the
Speaker 3: super you know, you.
Speaker 1: Know, as a person who didn't really go to any
Speaker 1: high school. I've never experienced a yearbook, so this is
Speaker 1: big for me. This is big, I know.
Speaker 5: So this is your moment, like funniest moment, like most
Speaker 5: enjoyable guests.
Speaker 1: Wow are these real? Are these real things? Like you're
Speaker 1: asking or I can't tell? Those are questions?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, funniest.
Speaker 1: I think I think it was where we saw Adams peloton.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I think that was the best, best
Speaker 1: and funniest moment for me, was kidding that pomentary glimpse
Speaker 1: of the peloton.
Speaker 3: Okay, what about best best guest?
Speaker 1: Well, I really liked, I really liked. Uh well, we
Speaker 1: had Casey Newton not a bunch of times, and I
Speaker 1: really enjoy talking to him because he's very funny. Uh
Speaker 1: But I think that like we had an episode of
Speaker 1: Taylor Lorenz, who just actually put out a book called
Speaker 1: Extremely Online. Is what it's called, It's called extremely Online. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: I feel like we had a when she was on.
Speaker 1: She might have been on more of the ones I
Speaker 1: can't remember, but the first time she was on, we
Speaker 1: got into a weird argument I think about like Twitter
Speaker 1: etiquette or like whether or not she was like I
Speaker 1: don't know. We got into an argument about somebody who
Speaker 1: had tweeted. It was like one of those people who
Speaker 1: was like, I'm having coffee with my husband and it's
Speaker 1: great or something. It was like that. But anyhow, she
Speaker 1: was great. She was fun. She was fun, fun guest
Speaker 1: and challenging. I would say, you know, oh, also David
Speaker 1: Holes from mid Journey, who we were supposed to have
Speaker 1: a follow up with, but he can never commit. And
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I want this to be
Speaker 1: on the show. Adam, you leave this fucking in. David.
Speaker 1: You know who you are, You know what you did.
Speaker 1: You said you were going to do a follow up.
Speaker 1: We tried to book you didn't happen, and I remember.
Speaker 1: I'm going to remember that for a long time. I'm
Speaker 1: going to think about that. I'm going to steal on that.
Speaker 1: I'm going to make my mission to get you on
Speaker 1: to another show.
Speaker 3: Okay, Rose and Thorn of what future?
Speaker 2: What Rose and Thorn?
Speaker 1: Rose and Thorn? Okay, well, the Rose, the Rose quite
Speaker 1: obviously getting to meet you guys and hang out with
Speaker 1: you for a year straight, no question, that's the Rose.
Speaker 1: The Thorn is uh. I don't know. Having to like
Speaker 1: book every booking, thinking about booking an episode. That's the
Speaker 1: thorn of a fucking show like this doing the work. No,
Speaker 1: the thorn is like you gotta like, hey, we got
Speaker 1: to talk about we're gonna do something this weekly? What
Speaker 1: are we gonna do? Who were gonna book?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: You got it? Then you gotta fucking call people, got
Speaker 1: to email people. You gotta fucking you know, like Libra's like,
Speaker 1: can you d M that guy or whatever? You know
Speaker 1: that sucks? That ship sucks? Wow, you want what I
Speaker 1: want to say? Full time, full time booking, full time booker,
Speaker 1: because I'm not going to do it anyhow, okay? Is
Speaker 1: that it? Those all the questions.
Speaker 2: We're booking it, and then we would need you your input.
Speaker 3: You aren't the easiest person to get in contact with.
Speaker 1: Who means Oh, that's because I was going through some ship. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't I really don't like to do things like
Speaker 1: scheduling or like that's like for you know, that's for
Speaker 1: like somebody else to do.
Speaker 3: So this is like the first podcast you posted, right.
Speaker 1: Josh wrong? What are you talking about? I've literally been
Speaker 1: on I've been doing podcasts for like fifteen years time.
Speaker 3: I have a long time and I Okay, get.
Speaker 1: It's fine, I get it. You have a baby, It's fine,
Speaker 1: I'll allow it. But I've literally one of the things
Speaker 1: about the ending of this particular phase of this podcast,
Speaker 1: and you know, my podcasting life is like what I've
Speaker 1: been thinking a lot about is I've been like doing
Speaker 1: this show, like a version of this show where I
Speaker 1: talk to people for like so fucking long, forgot like
Speaker 1: literally like fifteen years. Like I don't know, like I've
Speaker 1: never done the math on it, but I've been basically
Speaker 1: bullshitting on a podcast in one form or another for
Speaker 1: about that time. You know, I can have like a
Speaker 1: really annoying teenage son right now, you know, think about
Speaker 1: it at the time that's happening.
Speaker 5: Your show is basically like the era's Taylor Swift Tour, right.
Speaker 1: So like Taylor Swift and hold On, hold On.
Speaker 5: So you're living through eras of podcasts, similar to the
Speaker 5: way Taylor Swift has lived through eras of her life.
Speaker 1: I mean I've been existing as a person in society
Speaker 1: for a series of a series of years.
Speaker 3: I mean, her show spanned seventeen years. If you read
Speaker 3: that Tassy article and.
Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't, but I will she's one of
Speaker 1: the best. She's one of the best to ever do
Speaker 1: it to them.
Speaker 3: Basically, this is just another phase of your life.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Next, Sarah, surely that's right.
Speaker 1: That's that's one hundred percent accurate, one hundred percent medically accurate, which,
Speaker 1: as you guys may know, is the tagline from the
Speaker 1: human Centipede poster. We talked about this before. I think
Speaker 1: we have, right, Adam, have we talked about this before? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Maybe I think about it almost every day. Not every day,
Speaker 1: but I think about it on a regular basis. Which
Speaker 1: is the phrase one hundred percent medically accurate on the
Speaker 1: human Centipede poster. Just the most brilliant piece of marketing
Speaker 1: perhaps ever ever done. Kyle's got something to say about
Speaker 1: this on mute goddamn it.
Speaker 4: I want to hear Kyle question in the Human Centipede, Yes,
Speaker 4: who would you be the doctor to choose front middle
Speaker 4: or No?
Speaker 1: No, don't. I don't have to do anything because I'm
Speaker 1: the doctor.
Speaker 2: Why would you ever choose anything of it than front choice.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is Kyle, when you said it,
Speaker 1: it didn't eve occur to me that I would choose
Speaker 1: any part of the centipede at all, like it just
Speaker 1: was did not cross my mind. So that's why you're
Speaker 1: winning that life. That's why, that's why I'm a millionaire.
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta wrap this up. I think we
Speaker 1: gotta wrap this up. Well, that is our show for now,
Speaker 1: and we won't be back next week with more what future,
Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean there won't be a future for
Speaker 1: this show. Although there might not be, but there could be.
Speaker 1: It's really up to the creator of the simulation to decide,
Speaker 1: and I eagerly await his or her or there decision
Speaker 1: on that matter. All I can say for now is
Speaker 1: I wish you and your family the very best. I
Speaker 1: don't know, whatever, I don't know, that's something great, Just
Speaker 1: use just use an AI that put together some version
Speaker 1: of this episode that will be good. I don't know, Adam,
Speaker 1: is there anything here that you can make into a show?
Speaker 4: Not really, right, I add some buff it will be
Speaker 4: I think I can make a thirty minutes show.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's incredible.
Speaker 1: I think so