WEBVTT - October's Very Own 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:21.120 Hey, and welcome to What Future. I'm your host, Joshua Tipolski, 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.239 and I have some shocking news for you. I have 0:00:24.280 --> 0:00:26.239 some alarming news. I have news that is going to 0:00:26.280 --> 0:00:30.200 send shivers down your spine if you have one. If 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.840 you don't have a spine, then please ignore that. This 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.120 will be the last episode of What Future for the 0:00:37.159 --> 0:00:42.920 foreseeable future. Although considering the fact that the show is 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:47.600 interested in a future state of affairs, I can't say 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:50.800 with certainty that it will be the last episode ever. 0:00:51.920 --> 0:00:55.400 But I will tell you for the moment, there will 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:59.080 be no further What Future, which makes this episode very 0:00:59.080 --> 0:01:02.960 special and important, although I think you'll find the content 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.480 of this episode is not very special or very important. 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:29.000 I fuck it, I don't know. I'm drinking the Heineken 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.759 that's been in my refrigerator, which is in the garage, 0:01:32.959 --> 0:01:35.600 has been in there for at least a year. At 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:38.000 least a year, no question, if not longer. So I 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.520 don't know if like beer goes bad or it could 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:45.200 be Heindeken, you know, Hugh. Anyhow, Okay, so this is 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.679 like basically the last episode. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:50.120 Do you want to say welcome or do you want 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:50.760 to just start there? 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:52.080 Oh? You want me to do an intro? Is that 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:55.040 what you're saying? Ever, the producer pushing me towards a 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:59.440 production setting, a produced setting? Oh what what. 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:02.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's our surprise. 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:07.279 Guess no, Jenna Jenna Caggle. Okay, hold on a second. 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.960 First off, is there a baby somewhere in your head? Yes? 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.840 Yes she is. Oh my god, I'm changed right now. 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:17.040 Oh my god. First off, congratulations, thank you. 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:19.000 I meant to text you, but I never did. 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:22.040 You didn't fucking text me. You didn't say shit, I'll text. 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:23.320 I had to find out third hand. 0:02:23.480 --> 0:02:25.120 I'm sorry, it's bend. 0:02:25.200 --> 0:02:28.280 I'm crazy. Let me just say it qualitized acceptable. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.320 I'm sorry. I know you're going through you know, post 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:33.880 post birth whatever, but that doesn't matter because my emotions 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.680 are running high and you need to hear what I'm feeling, 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:39.640 which is disappointment that I was not immediately alerted the 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:45.440 second that baby popped out. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:46.919 Pump out. It was like a traumatic labor story. Thirty 0:02:47.040 --> 0:02:49.760 Oh did you do? I was close? 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:53.040 Okay, because because I've been in the room during the 0:02:53.080 --> 0:02:54.680 sea section, I haven't had one, but I've been there, 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.160 and I gotta tell you it's fucking nuts. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:57.959 So no, I was close. 0:02:58.080 --> 0:02:58.240 Here. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:01.840 I'll text you a picture of the baby looking exactly like, 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:02.760 what's this baby? 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:05.600 What's this baby called? You got a name. Jude is 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:07.120 a beautiful name, but it's a boy. 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:07.840 It's a girl. 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.600 Oh I love it, I love it, I love Oh 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:12.160 my god, hold on, I'm looking at this right now. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:13.640 They're the same person. 0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:18.359 It's this is so fucking dope. I'm so excited. Oh 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:23.040 my god, oh my god, oh my god. Both of 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:26.280 them adorable. I have to say adorable. This baby looks 0:03:26.320 --> 0:03:27.120 exactly like him. 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:29.000 It's Kyle. Stop looking. 0:03:29.560 --> 0:03:33.600 It's very disturbing. I know what it's like because I've 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.520 had a similar People are like, oh, you and Zelda 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.520 are twins or whatever. But this is really, like just 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:41.000 frankly disturbing. Like the baby looks like a full grown 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.640 adult man, you know what I mean. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:44.240 It's disturbing. 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.920 It's good. She's fucking adorable, and so is he. 0:03:49.080 --> 0:03:52.280 She looks like a boy, but she'll she'll grow into it. 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:53.760 Her faux hug everything. 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.680 Oh my god, this fucking hair, what the fuck, what 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:58.640 the fuck. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.120 She's got a fo fucking babies. 0:04:01.320 --> 0:04:04.000 This baby's this baby's cute. I gotta tell you. Some 0:04:04.080 --> 0:04:06.640 babies you see and they're like fucking not cute. This 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.760 one is, thank you, this one's good. You got a 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.160 good one. You got a good one. 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:12.000 I'm glad Kyle's attractive. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:16.040 I mean, you're you guys are both nice looking people, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.799 and it's you know, sometimes it doesn't work out. Sometimes 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.200 you get a couple of nice looking people they have 0:04:20.200 --> 0:04:23.159 a weird like a fucking freak creep baby, you know, 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.200 but like that didn't happen here. You got a nice baby. 0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.359 You got a good baby. That's amazing. Congratulations. I'm so 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.760 happy for you. I'm so happy for Kyle. And and 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:34.919 what a what a delightful, wonderful fucking thing, what a 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:37.240 great I feel in many ways, I feel this show 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:39.599 is really responsible for that child, you know. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:43.800 I mean, if it wasn't for you, I. 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.080 Can't help but think that I really am should be 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:49.360 the child's godfather, Like, no question. 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:52.479 Do you want Tom? I mean, we haven't, so I. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:56.160 Would love to shower Jude with gifts and advice, of 0:04:56.440 --> 0:05:02.800 which I have so much. And Kyle, bring that fucking 0:05:02.839 --> 0:05:05.880 baby onto this podcast. By the way, Lyra and Adam, 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.159 I wanted this has to be included on the show. 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:09.279 I don't want this to be edited. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:12.080 I mean, this is the show so. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:17.120 I heard Jude, Yeah, bring me that baby. Baby, Kyle, 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:18.640 you got to learn to hold the head up better. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:20.080 I don't know what you're doing there. I don't like, 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.159 don't strangle it. I don't how many months have you 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.200 had with the child but still feel like you're. 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.960 Not going Yeah, she's five and a half weeks, she's 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:29.720 almost six weeks. 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:32.520 But the total time that Jenna would let me actually 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:34.320 hold the child and this four days total. 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:36.640 Can I ask you a question, are you in terror 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:39.479 all the time of not holding the kid? Right? Do 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:40.240 you feel that way? 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.720 No, she's pooping on my hand though, okay, we've all 0:05:44.760 --> 0:05:47.800 been there. I mean, by to pay for every hand 0:05:47.800 --> 0:05:54.159 I pooped on, you know, i'd be original. I don't know, Adam, 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.320 if you're marking this stuff as we're recording, but I'm 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:59.520 sure you have so many shaking said. 0:05:59.560 --> 0:06:02.160 He's a good him. He's on his peloton right now. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.680 He's always on the peloton with a cigarette. Wait, are 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:06.480 you on a peloton? 0:06:07.120 --> 0:06:09.279 No, we just know that the room has a peloton. 0:06:09.760 --> 0:06:11.120 Well, you know that's the only thing we know about 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:12.280 Adam is he has a peloton. 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.640 Kyle. Kyle loves and loves his peloton. 0:06:17.279 --> 0:06:20.440 I mean it's big delf energy. Oh my god, Libris 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:24.760 libras love libras love pelotons. So no, in fact, okay. 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:27.440 Adam, let us see you if you're going to hang 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:28.120 with a section. 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.120 Nobody's ever seen Adam. Nobody knows what Adam looks like. 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:31.920 I've seen Adam. 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:35.520 I saw Adam one time. I have no idea what 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.560 Adam looks like. I'm just thinking right now, I'm like, 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.480 do I can I remember? There he is? Look at 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.920 this guy. Okay, that does look like Adam. That does 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:44.920 remind me of an. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.800 Atom, and that's the real atom. 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.599 I'm here. Do you think, okay, do you think as 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:51.560 a as a person who's been at least for I 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:54.040 guess I don't know, four years or something using a peloton? 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.440 Are you like done with peloton now? 0:06:55.600 --> 0:06:58.400 I think you you've all imagined my peloton life to 0:06:58.440 --> 0:06:59.480 be a lot more than it was. 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.080 It's that it was a very occasional user. It's the 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.039 fucking only thing we don't That's the only thing we 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.640 know about you, Like you're all we know one we 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.440 know one fact about you, which is you had a 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:12.400 peloton in the background one time when we talked to you. 0:07:12.800 --> 0:07:20.400 That's like your entire identity, Adam, thank you. I'm on 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.720 the East Coast now, ACTU. I have my parents. Oh 0:07:22.720 --> 0:07:26.360 you are where's that in Baltimore? Oh? Fuck, we're close. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.840 We could go out for a drink. You can get 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.520 on the train right now. You get on the Asella 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:34.520 and get up here. Sure a fucking drink tonight, dude. 0:07:34.640 --> 0:07:36.440 We could go, you and I we could go. We 0:07:36.480 --> 0:07:38.520 could go if you get on soon, we could go. 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:39.960 We could be at the We could be at a 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:42.320 fucking club, you know and me. That's true. 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:46.880 You don't have to say yes, we need from the club. 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:53.960 Yeah, that's that will be the best episode. 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:53.320 To be honest with that. I love the idea that 0:07:53.400 --> 0:07:55.600 all of these strangers have been assembled to do a 0:07:55.680 --> 0:08:00.000 show about me for like reasons. I don't think anybody 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:02.920 can explain, Like I'm sure nobody knew wh Josh Opolski 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:05.520 was before this show started, for sure, and now you 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.640 guys have all had, like you spent a year listening 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:10.560 to me bullshit, Like what a nightmare scenario for everyone. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:14.920 But I think it's charming I'm charmed. I love I 0:08:15.080 --> 0:08:17.320 love nothing more than assembling groups of people together to 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:19.800 do things. So I'm glad that we were able to 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:21.440 do it. I'm glad that we've had the chance to 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.280 do it together. And who knows, you know, maybe we'll 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:24.400 do it together in the future. 0:08:26.080 --> 0:08:28.440 So, Josh, I have questions for you. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.559 Okay, great, let's talk about it. Let's get and Jenny. 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:31.960 You want to hang it jenn and Kyle. You want 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:35.800 to hang out with the baby? Where's the baby? She 0:08:35.840 --> 0:08:39.000 gets Oh, she's nursing right now. That's very cool. Okay, 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:40.760 I'm gonna get I'm gonna get a real drink. Can 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.920 can you give me two minutes? Don't go anywhere? You 0:08:43.920 --> 0:09:02.559 don't go anywhere. I got a real drink, single malt Malvenny. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:06.600 What are you drinking? What is that? What? Bullet specific 0:09:07.880 --> 0:09:09.760 a bullet? Oh you're doing you're a bourbon. Yeah, that 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:10.200 makes sense. 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:11.160 I like bourbon South. 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:13.520 Wait, you're drinking bullet right now? Should I get a 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:14.160 second beer? 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:15.319 Of course? 0:09:15.400 --> 0:09:18.440 I mean why not? You know what I'm reading? Okay, 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.520 but you know the I don't think the alcohol goes 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:21.360 through brass milk. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:22.959 You know what they told me when I was nursing. 0:09:23.520 --> 0:09:25.280 If you can find them, you can feed them. 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:26.760 What does that mean? 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:31.320 That means that it's such an insanely tiny percentage of 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:35.719 a percentage of your alcohol blood level that. 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:36.959 Goes into the milk. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:42.880 Correlate tree breast milk. So it's yeah, it's nothing. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.640 Yeah, I think you're I don't think you have to 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:48.040 worry about it. I think you're fine. Josh, Yes, that's me. 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:51.120 I have a question for you. We're reflecting on the show. 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:52.599 Yes, I love reflecting. 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.319 How does the fact that we're living in a simulation 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.400 influence the way you approach your podcast topics? 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:01.280 You know. The funny thing about the simulation theory that 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:04.439 I feel like is not well discussed or not has 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:08.600 not been like, you know, populated in terms of the 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:13.520 in people's minds, is like the simulation theory is basically religion. Right. 0:10:13.760 --> 0:10:17.199 You're like, Hey, some person created our reality and now 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.440 we live in it according to their rules, which is 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:23.520 in essence God. Right, Like, you're basically making an argument 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:26.720 for a god, and you're making an argument for the 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:29.640 world that we live in having been created by a 0:10:29.640 --> 0:10:35.079 godlike creature, and you're making an argument for like rules 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.120 of reality, Like the rules of reality, and that you know, 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:42.720 presumably at the end of the simulation that we are experiencing, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.320 you know, you go to some other simulation where it's 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:48.280 like you were good and you get into this level, 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.120 or you were bad and you go into that level, 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.079 which is I mean, the whole thing is sort of 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:58.160 like a fucking modern argument for being very religious and 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:02.559 imagining and and adhering to the rules of a god. 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.760 And so how has that influenced the show? Not at all, 0:11:06.080 --> 0:11:22.200 because because I believe in living Moss. I believe living Moss. Okay, sorry, 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:24.679 I'm sorry. I'm going to pull it together. I'm going 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:25.400 to pull it together. 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:31.240 Have have you ever considered the possibility that our show 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:33.359 might be observed by higher beings? 0:11:33.720 --> 0:11:37.320 I mean, you mean like aliens or a god, like 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.240 the creator of the simulation. No, I don't. 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.280 I don't know the simulation run thinks. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.440 About things like that. Does anybody does anybody except for 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.920 very religious people walk around thinking they're being judged or 0:11:47.000 --> 0:11:50.840 watched by a being above them. I mean, if anything, 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:52.800 what I've what I have, how I have lived my 0:11:52.840 --> 0:11:57.760 life thus far is uh. I mean, I don't think 0:11:57.800 --> 0:11:59.959 that gives a fuck what I'm doing. I'm not even 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.560 sure that the people who know me and like me 0:12:01.600 --> 0:12:04.840 give a fuck what I'm doing, And so I definitely 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:10.599 don't contemplate God or alien or alien God perceiving the 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:16.360 podcast known as What Future in any meaningful way. So 0:12:16.400 --> 0:12:18.480 it has not influenced that part of it has not 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.560 influenced any of my sort of thinking as we go 0:12:21.600 --> 0:12:25.800 through episode after episode. I hope that answers your question. Sorry, 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.360 did you want to hear more that I have thought 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.520 more about aliens listening to the show, like I. 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:31.600 Don't know, Well, I don't know. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.400 Maybe you had, no, I haven't, So just to be 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:35.800 to clarify. 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:37.440 This could be the Golden Record of podcasts. You don't know. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.400 The Golden Record is not going to be an episode 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.719 of What Future? But okay, anyhow, go on, what's the 0:12:43.760 --> 0:12:44.720 next question you have for me? 0:12:45.240 --> 0:12:48.440 How do you approach guests knowing that they're just avatars 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.679 within our simulation? 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:53.319 So your entire set of questions is about like a simulation, 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:54.080 is that. 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:54.640 This is one set? 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.319 Okay? You oh, you have multiple sets? 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.240 Well, I have two sets. I have a fun. 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:00.920 Exactly how that's exactly what fund so exactly how the 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:04.440 architect of the simulation would want it. I don't. Again, 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.679 I mean same answer basically, which is like if you thought, 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:09.959 I mean, do you think I even think about how 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:14.840 I approach guests, like on some conscious level, Like I mean, like, 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.040 am I have I been like, Hey, how am I 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:18.720 going to handle this interview? You know? 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.800 So you have though there have been times where like 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:30.160 there's been a guest and you've needed to approach them 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:34.719 with a opposite view, and that is a little bit 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:38.280 of like considering, like how do I approach this specimen? 0:13:39.040 --> 0:13:40.959 I guess So, I mean, I don't know exactly what 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.199 you're talking about. That sounds like something that might have happened, 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:47.040 I will say, you know, in a lot of ways, 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:51.560 I'm like Heath Ledger's Joker from the seminal two thousand 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:56.400 and eight field The Dark Night. You know, uh, I 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:59.360 don't really big plans, you know, like the Joker, although 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:03.760 actually the joke movie he actually makes he actually makes 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.520 this a great there's a great podcast episode about this, 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.720 which is you're wrong about They do an amazing episode 0:14:09.720 --> 0:14:12.520 about The Dark Knight and how the Joker's statement that 0:14:12.840 --> 0:14:16.560 he doesn't make plans is like patently false and is 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:21.360 like throughout the film, it's just him executing very elaborate plans. 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.000 But anyhow, if we take him at phase value, in 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.840 many ways, I'm like he letters joke, which is I 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.040 don't really make plans, you know, and I don't really 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:31.520 like plans, to be honest. I like, I like things 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:35.040 to evolve naturally, you know, like Darwin. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:38.680 Would have wanted, Josh, how do you stay so grounded? 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:44.080 Pass? That's a pass? It is that a real question? 0:14:44.760 --> 0:14:45.760 Do I seem grounded? 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.240 I just watched Adam's face as that question. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.600 Do you think I seem grounded? I mean, I don't 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:53.720 feel like that's a thing. I don't even know what 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:56.840 grounded means. Like am I like a Maya rock? 0:14:57.600 --> 0:15:00.160 Like Barbara Walters at the end? 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:02.280 I mean, if anybody answer that question in ernest, they're 0:15:02.280 --> 0:15:05.080 a fucking psycho. If somebody's like, if somebody's like, how 0:15:05.120 --> 0:15:07.040 do you stay grounded? And they have an answer that 0:15:07.200 --> 0:15:12.440 isn't like pass, that person is a dangerous individual and 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:14.760 they need to be watched and possibly put in jail. 0:15:14.800 --> 0:15:17.320 Probably okay, you know else needs to be put in jail. 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.840 I was just talking about this with somebody is William Wegman. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.120 Do you know who that is, do you fucking google 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:28.320 it right now? Adam knows and he agrees, so fucking 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:32.160 google William Wegman right now. This person should be in jail. 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:37.880 The things he's created are unholy and wrong, and no human, 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.680 no human, deserves to see this. Uh, do you get 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.040 got them up, William Wegman, get the fucking get his 0:15:44.120 --> 0:15:45.840 photos up. Get his photos up. 0:15:46.280 --> 0:15:50.040 They are an abomination. It's an abomination. 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:55.280 Looked upon his works. It's fucking like he should be 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:58.320 in prison. He should be in prison. Those photos should 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.160 be banned. They should be banned. No one should have 0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:05.400 to look at them ever. Okay, Sorry, I came upon 0:16:05.400 --> 0:16:08.560 William Wegman recently because he did photos for a book 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:12.640 written by a guy who uh, a chef who had 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:14.280 a bunch of restaurants in New York. Does anybody has 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:16.800 anybody ever been to something called Number seven sub? Are 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:20.040 familiar with it? Of course, fucking lyrus familiar with it. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:22.800 Sick the sickest sandwiches in New York ever were produced 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.800 by Number seven Sub. Anyhow, the guy wrote a book 0:16:25.800 --> 0:16:27.760 which is uh. I want to say the title of 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:31.000 the book is something like it a truly disturbing book 0:16:31.040 --> 0:16:34.240 about sandwiches or like a very disturbing book about sandwiches 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:38.000 or anyhow, I was researching it recently and it turns 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:40.080 out that William Wegman did the photos for the book. 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.320 And then I was like, I know that name. Why 0:16:42.320 --> 0:16:44.560 do I know that name? And I googled it and 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:49.960 what I saw was worse than the most disgusting snuff film. 0:16:50.520 --> 0:16:54.760 It's worse than the Blenciaga campaign, or yes, worse. 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:57.840 It makes the Blenciaga you mean the like Teddy Bears 0:16:57.840 --> 0:17:00.760 and bbsm gear or whatever with the fucking yeah, it 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:04.960 makes that seem actually good and nice by comparents. 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:06.600 I'd rather put that on my wall. 0:17:06.880 --> 0:17:09.880 I mean, yes, correct, any Willy Wegman should be tried 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:13.239 for crimes against humanity. That's all I'm saying. All right, 0:17:13.320 --> 0:17:15.000 you have any other questions for me? Or is that it? 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:17.480 Are we closing now on the Willi Wegman anecdote? 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.600 Or I think we should go to Jenna's questions. 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:33.080 Okay, Jenna, go ahead, here we go. 0:17:33.160 --> 0:17:36.000 There's one the yearbook questions, Like, back at the year. 0:17:36.240 --> 0:17:38.520 You're in the Yearbook, you have like the most the 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:40.080 super you know, you. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:41.719 Know, as a person who didn't really go to any 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:44.600 high school. I've never experienced a yearbook, so this is 0:17:45.080 --> 0:17:46.359 big for me. This is big, I know. 0:17:46.400 --> 0:17:50.680 So this is your moment, like funniest moment, like most 0:17:50.800 --> 0:17:52.360 enjoyable guests. 0:17:52.760 --> 0:17:55.760 Wow are these real? Are these real things? Like you're 0:17:55.800 --> 0:17:57.480 asking or I can't tell? Those are questions? 0:17:57.640 --> 0:18:03.359 Yeah, yeah, yeah, funniest. 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:06.879 I think I think it was where we saw Adams peloton. 0:18:08.280 --> 0:18:11.399 I gotta say I think that was the best, best 0:18:11.440 --> 0:18:15.840 and funniest moment for me, was kidding that pomentary glimpse 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:16.879 of the peloton. 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.720 Okay, what about best best guest? 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.560 Well, I really liked, I really liked. Uh well, we 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:26.000 had Casey Newton not a bunch of times, and I 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:29.280 really enjoy talking to him because he's very funny. Uh 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.159 But I think that like we had an episode of 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:33.840 Taylor Lorenz, who just actually put out a book called 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:37.720 Extremely Online. Is what it's called, It's called extremely Online. Anyhow, 0:18:37.760 --> 0:18:39.439 I feel like we had a when she was on. 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:40.520 She might have been on more of the ones I 0:18:40.520 --> 0:18:42.960 can't remember, but the first time she was on, we 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:46.119 got into a weird argument I think about like Twitter 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:49.480 etiquette or like whether or not she was like I 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:51.200 don't know. We got into an argument about somebody who 0:18:51.359 --> 0:18:53.040 had tweeted. It was like one of those people who 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:55.200 was like, I'm having coffee with my husband and it's 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:58.040 great or something. It was like that. But anyhow, she 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:00.480 was great. She was fun. She was fun, fun guest 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:05.240 and challenging. I would say, you know, oh, also David 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:08.159 Holes from mid Journey, who we were supposed to have 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.439 a follow up with, but he can never commit. And 0:19:10.480 --> 0:19:11.760 I just want to say, I want this to be 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:14.800 on the show. Adam, you leave this fucking in. David. 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.440 You know who you are, You know what you did. 0:19:17.480 --> 0:19:18.960 You said you were going to do a follow up. 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:23.800 We tried to book you didn't happen, and I remember. 0:19:23.800 --> 0:19:25.680 I'm going to remember that for a long time. I'm 0:19:25.680 --> 0:19:27.400 going to think about that. I'm going to steal on that. 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:29.800 I'm going to make my mission to get you on 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:30.800 to another show. 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:35.560 Okay, Rose and Thorn of what future? 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:39.160 What Rose and Thorn? 0:19:39.680 --> 0:19:44.640 Rose and Thorn? Okay, well, the Rose, the Rose quite 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.159 obviously getting to meet you guys and hang out with 0:19:47.200 --> 0:19:50.960 you for a year straight, no question, that's the Rose. 0:19:51.560 --> 0:19:54.399 The Thorn is uh. I don't know. Having to like 0:19:54.440 --> 0:19:58.280 book every booking, thinking about booking an episode. That's the 0:19:58.320 --> 0:20:01.639 thorn of a fucking show like this doing the work. No, 0:20:01.760 --> 0:20:03.480 the thorn is like you gotta like, hey, we got 0:20:03.480 --> 0:20:05.240 to talk about we're gonna do something this weekly? What 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:06.240 are we gonna do? Who were gonna book? 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:06.320 Like? 0:20:06.320 --> 0:20:07.880 You got it? Then you gotta fucking call people, got 0:20:07.920 --> 0:20:10.639 to email people. You gotta fucking you know, like Libra's like, 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.720 can you d M that guy or whatever? You know 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:14.879 that sucks? That ship sucks? Wow, you want what I 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:19.119 want to say? Full time, full time booking, full time booker, 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:23.040 because I'm not going to do it anyhow, okay? Is 0:20:23.080 --> 0:20:26.720 that it? Those all the questions. 0:20:26.880 --> 0:20:31.680