1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:03,240 Speaker 1: Two hopeless theaters, one dating app. 2 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,320 Speaker 2: Then dares you guys swipe right. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,799 Speaker 1: The question is whose love life is more tragic. 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 3: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates. 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 1: It's the holly Jolly game show that introduced Rudolph to 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: a brand new type of reindeer game called Spin the Bottle. Okay, 7 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: it's a special holiday edition of Battle of the Tinder 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: Dates where we're gonna hear about the least wonderful dates 9 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: during the most wonderful time. 10 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:31,639 Speaker 2: Of the year. 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,280 Speaker 3: Somebody's making out with Prancer. 12 00:00:33,360 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: We're gonna explain the rules in just a second. First, 13 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, he's been banned 14 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:43,000 Speaker 1: from every office Christmas party he's attampled in the last 15 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 1: nine years, which is how he earned the nickname Missletoe Joe. 16 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:53,240 Speaker 3: It is amazing to do that and not get fired. 17 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: So inpressive and in the other corner, his favorite first 18 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 1: date move is turning the thermostat way down to negative 19 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,360 Speaker 1: ten degrees so his day can either snuggle him on 20 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: the couch or die of hypothermia. 21 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,639 Speaker 2: It's great choice. Oh my god, no Flake Jake, what's 22 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:12,080 Speaker 2: going on? 23 00:01:12,120 --> 00:01:15,600 Speaker 3: You guys not good when they pick hypothermia. 24 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. 25 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst 26 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: dating stories that happened during the holiday season. The other 27 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,960 Speaker 1: we'll try to counter with a nightmare story of their own. 28 00:01:22,959 --> 00:01:25,119 Speaker 1: We're gonna go back and forth for three rounds. Are 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:29,920 Speaker 1: our contestants ready? All right, let's kick things off with 30 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:31,479 Speaker 1: Mistletoe Joe. 31 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 4: So this girl I met said that she had a 32 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 4: fun date idea planned and asked if I had a 33 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 4: Santa costume. 34 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 2: H Oh, see where this is going? You don't Santa 35 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 2: Barcarol or what do you pick it? Oh? Never mind? 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 2: You know what a right? 37 00:01:48,160 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 4: I thought it was like gonna be a fun costume 38 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:54,560 Speaker 4: thing or something, and she'd be missus Claus and Clas. Right. 39 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 4: I went to pick her up at her place. She 40 00:01:57,040 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 4: opens the door and there's ten kids in, and that's 41 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 4: what she's just like fantas here? 42 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:06,440 Speaker 2: Were they all hurt children? 43 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 4: No? No, it was like mom's. There was like neighborhood kids. 44 00:02:10,200 --> 00:02:15,520 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, yeah you got in neighbors. Oh God, that's 45 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,160 Speaker 2: an awkward start to it. Can you count her back? 46 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:20,320 Speaker 3: One time I brought a day back to my place 47 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 3: and sat down. We were watching a movie and my 48 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 3: roommate came in and he lit some candles in the 49 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 3: other room. Yeah, I thought it was nice. She did not. 50 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 3: She didn't like the smell of them, and she went 51 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 3: over and she blew them out, but she didn't realize 52 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,000 Speaker 3: that they were his Menora candles. 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 2: Oh, stay with a little bit of a hate crime. 54 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: I realized that round two. 55 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:54,000 Speaker 2: That means we're back to you, Joe. 56 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 4: We went on a date to see a tree lighting 57 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 4: with Christmas. 58 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,480 Speaker 2: Carolers, just new favorite activity. 59 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: Not as fun as I thought it was going to be, 60 00:03:02,200 --> 00:03:03,320 Speaker 1: but maybe yours was better the. 61 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,959 Speaker 4: Well, at one point they asked for song requests and 62 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 4: she yells out a Taylor Swift song. 63 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,480 Speaker 3: What mean. 64 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:18,079 Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean they just totally ignored her and did 65 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 4: another Christmas song. But then she started to boo them. 66 00:03:22,560 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 3: Oh don't mess with the swifty whoa. 67 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 4: I had to like sneak away and get her when 68 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 4: she started playing like a Taylor Swift song on her 69 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 4: phone over. 70 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 2: It was terrible, Jake, need to hear from you again. 71 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 3: So this one time, this girl invites me to go 72 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 3: over her place. She kind of made it sound really cute. 73 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:45,320 Speaker 3: She was like, oh, let's put up some Christmas lights together. 74 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 2: I'd be a cute day. 75 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,120 Speaker 3: So I'm like, yeah, I can help out, and I 76 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,640 Speaker 3: would like was figuring, Oh, I'd just hang around the window, 77 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 3: but she asked me to get on the roof. 78 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:57,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 79 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 3: So she like brings out this ladder and I climb 80 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 3: up the ladder. She like throws the lights up to me. 81 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 3: But then she like took the ladder away and she 82 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,160 Speaker 3: was like, you're not allowed to come down until all decorated. 83 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 3: Oh god, gonna be. 84 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 2: Like by an open fire with a cup of hot cocoa. 85 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,839 Speaker 2: Did you actually do it all her lights? 86 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 3: I put up every single one of those lights. No works. 87 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: I would have called the police something like, I mean, 88 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 1: how hostage. 89 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,239 Speaker 2: I'm on a roof. Okay, we're on to our third 90 00:04:31,279 --> 00:04:32,039 Speaker 2: and final round. 91 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,640 Speaker 1: We need your best holiday disaster date stories here, gentlemen. 92 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:37,159 Speaker 2: So, Mistletoe, Joe, what do you got? 93 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,919 Speaker 4: So girl invited me to her friend's white elephant gift exchange. 94 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 2: That's fun Okay, So. 95 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 4: You know, I found something in my closet and I 96 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:49,279 Speaker 4: brought it. But I realized that their idea of cheap 97 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 4: and funny was very different than mine. So like someone 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,640 Speaker 4: opened up in iPhone twelve. They were all laughing because 99 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 4: of how old it was. 100 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 2: I'm sorry, two generations ago. 101 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 3: God doesn't even. 102 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:09,159 Speaker 1: Have the latest. 103 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 4: It. So then her best friend picked my gift and 104 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:17,440 Speaker 4: opened up a pair of my unused Ninja Turtle underwear. 105 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 4: That's amazing, Like you're super quiet. Never one just stopped 106 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:26,880 Speaker 4: and no one laughed, And you know, my day was 107 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 4: just like you better go. 108 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 2: Someone take a picture of me and my underwear. This 109 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 2: is it your last chance. 110 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 3: Man. This woman, she was like, do you want to 111 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:41,359 Speaker 3: go on a tree farm date with me? But she 112 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,360 Speaker 3: was adamant about picking up and she wanted to drive. 113 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 3: I'm like, all right, Gray, and I get into her car. 114 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 3: We get there. She takes out of her trunk this 115 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:57,200 Speaker 3: massive sign that says tree killers. 116 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,360 Speaker 2: But it's a farm. 117 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,480 Speaker 1: Did you understand they're growing them to because it's a slaughterhouse. 118 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:04,760 Speaker 2: What did you do? 119 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,159 Speaker 3: Which she said, grab another sign. We're protesting. And she 120 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,960 Speaker 3: had made all these signs. First of all, it was 121 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 3: two of us. She had made like ten signs. 122 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:17,560 Speaker 1: Oh, Jake, you constantly get roped into like terrible chores, 123 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,840 Speaker 1: these women that you go out with. But there's the 124 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:22,600 Speaker 1: final bell that means the matches over judges. 125 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,520 Speaker 2: When you need to score this, alexis, who's your choice. 126 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,520 Speaker 3: I'm going Joe for having to deal with the swifty 127 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 3: booing Carol. 128 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one for Joe Brook. Really, I'm doing Jake 129 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:34,760 Speaker 2: for the Christmas lights all you get the final decision. 130 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:37,400 Speaker 1: I think Jake for being held hostage so many times. 131 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: Congratulations snowflake j H. You are the Chris Kringle of 132 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: keeping it single around the holidays. 133 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:50,080 Speaker 3: Good Joe, Yes, thank you. I'd like to thank my mom. 134 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 2: As a single person would thank you. 135 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,359 Speaker 1: That was Battle of the Tender Day Holiday edition. We 136 00:06:57,400 --> 00:06:58,720 Speaker 1: got your phones have coming up 137 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,680 Speaker 4: Freaking Jeff in the morning.