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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Alexis from Brig and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here

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Speaker 2: I am intro done.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yep, here we go, guys.

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Speaker 4: I just found some medical studies that blew my mind.

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Speaker 4: Like did you know you shouldn't answer your phone if

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Speaker 4: it's under ten percent battery because it's giving off more radiation?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? Whoa, that's the place where my phone live.

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Speaker 4: Also, you're not supposed to take pills with cold water.

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Speaker 4: Why because your stomach spends more energy warming up the

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Speaker 4: water inside instead of digesting the medication.

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Speaker 5: No wonder I solve diabetes. I've been taking these pills

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Speaker 5: with cold water. That's the problem.

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Speaker 4: Also, never check the time on your microwave because we're late.

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Speaker 5: I checked the time.

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Speaker 3: Wait where those other things still true?

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Speaker 5: All the rest is true? W CII Where it's Which clip?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 4: Two viral sound bites and only time to play one

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 5: Let's get right to your choices.

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Speaker 4: Option one is a thirty second clip of a bride

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Speaker 4: who starts laughing hysterically in the middle of her wedding

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Speaker 4: option two, a twenty six second clip of a young

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Speaker 4: Keanu Reeves reporting on a Teddy Bear convention back in

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Speaker 4: nineteen eighty four, when you used to work for a

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Speaker 4: Canadian news magazine. So what are we going with wedding day?

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Speaker 4: Toughies or Keanu on stuffies?

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Speaker 1: Alexis stuffy?

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Speaker 4: Everybody wants some Keanu today. Let's listen to young Keanu

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Speaker 4: Reeves reporting on a Teddy Bear convention in nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 6: When Going Great sent me to check out the first

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Speaker 6: Canadian International Teddy Bear Convention, I thought I was in

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Speaker 6: for a lot of craziness. Why are all the bears?

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Speaker 5: First name Teddy?

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Speaker 6: What do your friends think about you collecting bears? Gonna

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Speaker 6: go down to the bears only cafe and talk to bearsness, Listen,

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Speaker 6: you know that bear's necessity contest, everything will be okay.

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Speaker 6: As Graham Abbey says, if the bear fits, it.

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Speaker 7: Was so good.

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Speaker 3: It's like every time, How could I love him more?

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Speaker 5: Now he's John Wig. I think he's just gonna pull

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Speaker 5: a silence.

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Speaker 3: I always think of him as.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, when you've heard that laugh?

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Speaker 4: Which clip is it answer your shock collar question of

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Speaker 5: No, that was which clip is it?

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Speaker 3: You've been standing in front of a microwave answering your

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Speaker 4: Now we're done with which clip is and let's move

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Speaker 4: on to the shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna send in right over the digital Jake. Jake,

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Speaker 5: tell us what we're doing.

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Speaker 7: For every dominating dynasty, there is an underdog ready to

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Speaker 7: shock the world. Whoa The iPod reigns supreme until a

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Speaker 7: peppy little m P three player called the Microsoft Zoon

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Speaker 7: Idol had superstars like Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood before

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's the one that got real.

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Speaker 7: But maybe the biggest underdog of them all Deuce Bigelo two,

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Speaker 7: the European Jigglow. Sure, the first movie was horrible, but

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Speaker 7: the light of day is no small feed of greatness.

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Speaker 4: We can't say that because Rob Schneider is a friend

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Speaker 7: Not a friend of print. Cat That's why I have

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Speaker 7: hope though for our shows. Under Dog Brooke Fox, who

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Speaker 7: has performed horribly in a trivia game, she actually should

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Speaker 1: You really should like second place.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting almost all the answers.

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Speaker 5: Right second places last place.

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Speaker 7: I will she shock the world today and top her nemesis,

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Speaker 7: Young Jeffrey. We're about to find out in a game

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Speaker 7: we know and.

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Speaker 5: Love called Clock a Shock up.

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Speaker 7: For those of you scoring at home, Each host will

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Speaker 7: have twenty seconds to quickly answer as many trivia questions

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Speaker 7: at the end will have control of a shock and

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Speaker 7: they get to pick who get zapped. Oh boy, We'll

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Speaker 7: start with our own miniature underdog that spells the word

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Speaker 7: trivia with two f's.

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Speaker 5: Alexis Trivia at the beginning. It's pretty close, all right,

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Speaker 5: Alexis you ready?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 7: Your time starts now. Which horoscope sign is a goat?

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Speaker 3: I don't know?

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Speaker 7: Leo capricorn? What instrument does Tommy Lee play in the

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Speaker 7: band Motley Crew A guitar?

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Speaker 5: Drums?

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Speaker 7: What fruit based candy do I have in my pocket

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Speaker 7: right now?

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Speaker 5: Starbards? How many times has Britney.

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Speaker 1: Spear has been married three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, star wars for you. That's a new record for her.

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Speaker 5: That is Alexis. You have control of the board.

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Speaker 7: And we're gonna move on to Jose next.

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Speaker 5: Jose. One is the score to beat, and then you'll

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Speaker 5: have control the clocker shocker, Jose, don't give me?

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Speaker 7: All right, Jose, Your time starts now. The original Lego

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Speaker 7: land first opened in what European country? The NFL team

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Speaker 7: the Baltimore Ravens colors are black?

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Speaker 5: And what.

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Speaker 7: Which fast food restaurant makes the cheesy Gordida crunch? How

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Speaker 7: tall is an NBA hoop?

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Speaker 5: Oh? Is it twelve feet? Sorry? It's ten feet? And hose?

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Speaker 5: You got three and you have control of the board. Now, yeah,

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Speaker 5: it's not bad. I'm trying to stay in the middle

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Speaker 5: so I don't get shocked. All right, Underdog, you ready,

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Speaker 5: I'm ready your new taste victory. This is my favorite

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Speaker 5: time of the day.

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Speaker 4: It is because every time the rock goes, I feel

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Speaker 4: so much smarter about myself.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, you're ready. The truth hurts. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: Your time starts now. What month do we celebrate Mardi

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Speaker 7: Gras February? In what classic game do you travel from

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Speaker 7: Independence Missouri to the Willamette Valley.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the wagon one, Oh my god, Oregon.

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Speaker 7: Trail House and Dragons a top streaming option on what

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Speaker 7: network HBO? What is the second W and WWW stand for?

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Speaker 5: Jake wishes?

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Speaker 7: I wish it stands for wide world Wide Web.

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Speaker 3: I just assumed it was a wrestling question.

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Speaker 5: Brook, Phil got three.

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Speaker 7: You're tied with Jose for co clocker shockers, now, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: in order to beat them, you have to get four,

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Speaker 7: otherwise will be try clocker shockers. That's never happened before,

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Speaker 7: but I imagine it's painful for Alex.

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Speaker 5: Don't worry. We're not going to get to that. So

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Speaker 7: Get to the winning. Here we go, Jack, all right,

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Speaker 7: jeff you're ready. Yep, your time starts now. The best

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Speaker 7: a man can get is the tagline for what men's

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Speaker 7: grooming brand?

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Speaker 8: Gee?

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Speaker 5: What size shoe do I wear? Eleven? Twelve?

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Speaker 7: Which comedian played Barry B Benson and b movie?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Jerry Seinfeld? What's the handle of this show's Twitter account?

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Speaker 8: At?

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey? Brook and Jeffy? How many inches of

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Speaker 5: the time? I'm sorry I was over confident on that

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Speaker 5: last one. That's only two Jose and Brook.

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Speaker 7: Today.

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Speaker 3: The pas has been made on who we're shocking today.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be a Lexus today, Thank you, m.

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Speaker 3: Jeffy put that on.

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Speaker 4: To be fair, our Twitter has the least amount of

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Speaker 4: follow us at Brook and Jeffy. Yes, all right, Well

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get shocked and somebody wants.

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Speaker 5: We are the champions? Are we? Here we go.

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Speaker 4: We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on

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Speaker 4: fighting until.

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Speaker 5: Feels good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let on top.

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Speaker 4: That's your shot. Color question of the day. Phone taps

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Speaker 4: coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 9: Minutes, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Nothing worse than being at your work on the clock

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Speaker 4: and having to just smile and be polite while some

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Speaker 3: Just don't look at the text board then today.

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's true, but don't worried everybody out there. I

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Speaker 4: heard Brooke buys most of her stuff online.

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Speaker 3: Now I have the customer.

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Speaker 5: The worst part is there's nothing you can really.

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Speaker 4: Do to retaliate in that moment, not without losing your job.

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Speaker 4: But one of our listeners, says he reached a breaking point.

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Speaker 4: He was working at a wedding when someone in the

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Speaker 4: bridal party pushed things too far, so he decided to

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Speaker 4: get even and then some Really he did it in

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Speaker 4: a very risky but creative way, and you're gonna hear

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Speaker 4: exactly what happened when he confesses in a brand new

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Speaker 4: mass speaker coming up, you.

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Speaker 5: Don't know me confession I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 4: Mouth speak text into seventy five nine to two says,

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Speaker 4: my LinkedIn profile picture is a close up of me smiling.

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Speaker 5: What you don't know, I'm actually on the toilet taking.

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Speaker 4: A Do you know the lighting in the bathroom is

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Speaker 4: Think it's weird, But you know, the listeners can't see

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Speaker 4: what we're doing or where our hands are going during

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Speaker 4: this segment, So while we listen to some confessions, we're

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Speaker 4: we talk to one of our listeners who's ready to

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Speaker 4: come clean today, he's chosen the fake name Sean, So Sean,

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Speaker 4: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 8: Hey, how's it going.

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Speaker 9: Good, Sean?

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Speaker 3: Is this something that you you? I mean, have you

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Speaker 8: I have, you know, I just I need to get

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Speaker 8: doing it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's something that you're still doing currently. Interesting?

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, the voice changer is on. You are

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Speaker 4: now the mass speaker, Sean, So whenever you're ready, go

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Speaker 4: ahead tell us your confession.

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Speaker 8: Okay. So I am a professional photographer and I do

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Speaker 8: all kinds of events, whether it's weddings, parties, whatever, you

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Speaker 8: need some good pictures, I'm the guy.

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Speaker 5: Do you do bathroom photo shoots from LinkedIn to pictures?

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Speaker 8: If you pay me enough, I'll do that.

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Speaker 9: Nice.

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Speaker 3: So you're like an event photographer for the most part. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's awesome.

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Speaker 8: It's a pretty cool job most of the time. The

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Speaker 8: drill shill. But a while back, I was working a

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Speaker 8: she was a nightmare.

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Speaker 3: It's not a very catchy name, so it is tongue.

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Speaker 3: She was a lot.

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Speaker 5: What was bad about her?

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Speaker 3: Oh for her, She's not even worried about the bride.

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Speaker 8: No, not once didn't care about the bride. Cared about

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Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, that can't be. You have to

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Speaker 8: It's very rare. But I always explained to both people

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Speaker 5: Yeah okay, and that wasn't enough for her.

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Speaker 8: Oh she could care less. She just got so condescending

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's assaulting. Yeah. I bet the bride

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Speaker 1: I know this sounds like it could be me, but

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Speaker 5: Man, that sucks.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, how is this leading to a confession?

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Speaker 8: I'm getting there. So at one point, just be want

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Speaker 8: you know how bad it got. She was locking arms

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Speaker 5: Like pinnacle of rude.

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Speaker 3: Slapping is the worst.

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Speaker 8: Yeah. But then she also said, hey, idiot, get over here.

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Speaker 3: In case you didn't understand.

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Speaker 4: And you're I'm guessing your real name isn't an idiot, Okay,

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Speaker 8: It's really not. And I had to walk away a

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Speaker 8: I'm not trying to ruin a client's wedding totally. But

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Speaker 8: And afterwards, you know, I went back to my office

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Speaker 8: I just got the rage.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, And you have to see thousands and thousands

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Speaker 8: And in order to kind of like play around, I

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Speaker 3: But that's just for your fun. That's not like what

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Speaker 8: Right well, after I got done doing it, I just said,

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Speaker 3: Oh man, I just feel like the bride probably wasn't

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Speaker 1: And the bride teeth will look even whiter. Next.

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Speaker 3: Did you did anyone notice I.

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Speaker 8: Kept checking reviews for complaints, but never got a bad

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Speaker 4: You said at the start of this that this is

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Speaker 8: So I think it's bad that I didn't get a

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Speaker 8: I'm not going after good people here. Like a few

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Speaker 3: Do that's too low? She's just stressed out, too yellow?

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Speaker 3: Did she get her wedding photos back with yellow teeth too?

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Speaker 8: I've been there, I've done that. So with this bride,

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Speaker 8: I just photo shopped a few and I made her

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Speaker 3: I think it's too low. Man.

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Speaker 5: Man, Oh, you got to feel a little bit bad

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Speaker 5: about that.

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Speaker 8: I do, and I know, I know. And look, you

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Speaker 8: guys have to understand these are awful people can go

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Speaker 3: You keep justifying it. I understand, still.

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Speaker 5: Paying for a service though, end of the day.

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Speaker 3: Like it just it just sits bad on your car.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you're gonna stop, right, that's your plan, that's it,

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Speaker 3: that's the end.

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Speaker 8: That's why I'm calling. I don't want to keep doing this.

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Speaker 8: I think it's very passive aggressive on my end. And

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Speaker 8: I realized I need to tell somebody just to get

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Speaker 8: just stop doing I guess maybe you would give me advice.

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Speaker 8: I'm like, what did you next time?

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Speaker 3: And there's probably one brad act maybe like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 3: that's why I look fat in that way.

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Speaker 5: So it's like, can I hire you for my ex husband?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Text in to seven eight, five nine too. If you

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Speaker 5: have a confession you've been.

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Speaker 4: Holding on to wow, or if you have a big

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Speaker 4: event that you want to sabotage with a photographer, get

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Speaker 4: in touch with us. We can hide your identity, master

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Speaker 4: your voice, and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Phones have coming up.

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Speaker 9: Next Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Today, Brooke poses as a substitute first grade teacher.

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Speaker 5: I can see that he's calling a mom.

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Speaker 4: During school hours, and let's see some of the other

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Speaker 4: prank calls we've done in the past. We're gonna attempt

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Speaker 4: to make her do something she normally would never try.

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Speaker 5: But when Brooke puts her on.

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Speaker 4: The spot in front of the whole class, she really

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Speaker 4: doesn't have a choice.

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Speaker 5: In your phone tabs.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties, Hello, oh thank god you answered? Are

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Speaker 3: you Charlotte's mom.

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Speaker 10: I am hi.

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Speaker 3: Yes, this is missus O'Rourke, and i'm filling infamous who's

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Speaker 3: out today? I'm the substitute.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Your daughter, Charlotte's in our class and I'm just in

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Speaker 3: a little bit of a pickle and I could really

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Speaker 3: use your help.

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Speaker 5: Is everything okay with Charlotte?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't mean to worry you. No, it's actually

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Speaker 3: about another student in class. Yeah, a boy named Dugan

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Speaker 3: and it's his birthday.

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Speaker 8: Oh how can I help?

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Speaker 10: I'm not, you know, anywhere near what Oh what's happening?

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Speaker 3: I don't need you to come to the school.

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Speaker 8: See.

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Speaker 3: The problem is no one told me when I was

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Speaker 3: filling in it was his birthday. So I asked him

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Speaker 3: what he wanted, and he got big tears in his

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Speaker 3: eyes and he said he wanted a phone call from

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Speaker 3: Mary Poppins, his favorite nanny.

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Speaker 5: Okay, well see, and that's.

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Speaker 3: Where you come in. I've been calling all the parents

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Speaker 3: and you're the only one who's picked up. So I

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know if I'm gonna be the best

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Speaker 9: Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 11: Oh you could do it.

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Speaker 1: I know you could do it.

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Speaker 10: I have a busy birthday.

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Speaker 3: I know, I know, it'll only take two minutes of

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Speaker 1: Just make Dugan's life.

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Speaker 3: All I need you to do is just sing Dougan

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Speaker 3: Happy birthday in a Mary Poppins voice.

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Speaker 2: I don't even I haven't even seen that movie in

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Speaker 2: a very long time, Dugan.

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Speaker 1: Guess who's on the phone.

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Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, you're grabbing him.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, busy. It's Mary Poppis.

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Speaker 2: She wanted to call and wish you a happy birthday. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I really don't think this is a good idea.

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Speaker 5: I'm putting them on the phone right now.

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Speaker 9: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, oh oh hello, it's Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, Well you love me?

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Speaker 7: What do you love me?

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Speaker 3: Of course I love you?

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Speaker 11: Shut up? Everybody is Mary Poppa.

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Speaker 9: She loves me.

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Speaker 3: Children, settle down, quiet, coyote everyone.

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Speaker 11: Oh my god, did you have a blow?

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Speaker 3: Why?

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Speaker 11: It's freely it mix up and make you fly in

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Speaker 3: Of course, I yes. She's singing of the birthday song,

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Speaker 3: Mary sing of the birthday song her happy birthday? Can

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Speaker 3: we go do a good ah happy? Say happy that

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Speaker 3: day to you?

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Speaker 10: You?

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Speaker 8: You that is.

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Speaker 5: Bad, missus.

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Speaker 9: You're a liar.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, I love to meet you.

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Speaker 3: A little early in the morning maybe and maybe Mary,

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Speaker 3: your accent isn't warmed up as it should be.

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Speaker 10: Right, yes, yes, well I'm working on it.

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Speaker 1: Very enough. Back a few too many brandies last night.

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Speaker 1: She's not feeling as perky today as she should be.

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Speaker 11: I guess just like my mommy.

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Speaker 3: Oh gosh, and Mary would like it up to the

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Speaker 1: That's okay, it's okay, class.

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Speaker 3: Mary just told me that she wants to apologize to you.

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Speaker 1: All on speaker.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they you all hear you?

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Speaker 9: Mary?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Oh sorry that I wasn't watch it before your party celebration,

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Speaker 3: but I'll come back again sometimes. Are you saying that

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Speaker 3: Dougan's Day is a special Mary?

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Speaker 11: You meet me quiet?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, no, it's very special.

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Speaker 8: I'm not feeling very well.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know what you always say, Mary, what helps

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Speaker 3: when you don't feel good?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: All right, you're asking for and Mary, go right ahead,

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Speaker 3: spoonful of sugar and go.

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Speaker 5: Oh my, yes, okayli are.

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Speaker 3: Just spoof and you go next.

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Speaker 5: Some medding go down.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, suck. Oh hi, Principal one, I didn't see

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Speaker 1: you come in.

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Speaker 8: Oh too, well, I gotta go now.

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Speaker 3: Oh he may not be a fan, but you know

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Speaker 3: who is a fan. One of the other room parents, Nicole.

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Speaker 2: Oh how funny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, real funny, because she's actually the one who set

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Speaker 3: you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, are you joking.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not a substitute teacher, and that is definitely

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Speaker 3: not a child.

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Speaker 5: And I'm a full grown man named Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. This is Brett from the radio show Broke and

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Speaker 3: Tuffrey in the Morning. You're doing a phone tap on you.

454
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 5: Oh my god.

455
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 3: No, you are such a good mom and a good sport.

456
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 8: You will be on speaker like in front of the

457
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 8: whole class. I didn't know what else to do.

458
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 2: That's asking spoonfulish you get to cavl okay, do again, guy, spoof.

459
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm Mary.

460
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 9: I can't hear you so terrible.

461
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll work from that.

462
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,879
Speaker 9: Wake up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on

463
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 9: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

464
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 4: What do you do when you're twenty five years old

465
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,200
Speaker 4: and all the people at work say.

466
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 5: I don't know why you're still single.

467
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 3: Oh, you're pretty rude.

468
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 5: You're fine, you drink white claw real fast. I don't

469
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,240
Speaker 5: know why no man will have you. Do you believe

470
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,880
Speaker 5: them when they say that to you?

471
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,679
Speaker 4: Or do you go home and cry directly into your

472
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 4: bowl of powdered mac and cheese every night? Because I'm

473
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:39,159
Speaker 4: not saying that's actually happening with Alexis, but guess.

474
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 3: What it is, so you are saying it.

475
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,960
Speaker 5: The good news is we might just have the solution

476
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:49,440
Speaker 5: to fix her sad, pathetic, broken love life choice there.

477
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 5: But it's an experiment that we're going to do for

478
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 5: the very first time on the show.

479
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 3: I think we're going to want to do it again.

480
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 4: It has a five chance of success, one hundred chance

481
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 4: of regret. Oh no, you'll find out what we're doing

482
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 4: coming up right after this. Alexis our social media coordinator.

483
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 4: She can turn any piece of clothing instantly into.

484
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,560
Speaker 5: A crop top. I can.

485
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 4: I saw to it with a tube sock once and

486
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 4: she didn't even look busty at it.

487
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 5: So good work, Alexis.

488
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 1: Things could stretch and that's a big ankle.

489
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 5: You may not have known.

490
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,080
Speaker 4: She's quite the history buff too. She went all the

491
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,520
Speaker 4: way back to season one of Selling Sunset to find

492
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 4: out who started the beef between Christine and Chrishelle. Oh yeah,

493
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,960
Speaker 4: is that more important.

494
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:40,680
Speaker 5: Than the moon landing? In her mind? Yes it is. Yeah,

495
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 5: that's why to everyone here, she is the morning show's

496
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 5: superhero who's single, lonely, and probably hungover. Ah and she

497
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:56,120
Speaker 5: just turned twenty five, so not getting any younger, and

498
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 5: lately her love life is on.

499
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:07,639
Speaker 12: Life support, lost cause flatline, Not even rumors of magic

500
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 12: Mike five can get her engines going.

501
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 5: She's just saying, I'm not interesting. Is that how you

502
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,560
Speaker 5: would describe.

503
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: It, Alexis I'm not interested?

504
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 4: And you know what, sometimes in life, when you're presented

505
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 4: with these types of problems, you turn to the person

506
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 4: who you think could actually help the least, someone who's

507
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 4: been out of the dating game so long. Most of

508
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,919
Speaker 4: her exes have passed away, either.

509
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 5: From old age or liver spots.

510
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 4: But you know what, she's still kicking.

511
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 5: And when we brought it up in a show meeting,

512
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:48,800
Speaker 5: Brooke raised her hand and said, I'd like to help that.

513
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,719
Speaker 5: Young weepers never get some of course, like I met

514
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 5: a nice boy for you, Yeah, your mom.

515
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,920
Speaker 4: That's why we tried something that we have never attempted

516
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 4: on this show before. Alexis, what did you reluctantly agree.

517
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 2: To do, hil Brooke, take my phone and go on

518
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,760
Speaker 2: a dating app for me?

519
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 3: Oh?

520
00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 5: Good guy, I.

521
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: Know this is really exciting.

522
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 3: This is my first time ever on hints.

523
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 5: Exciting for you, risky for alection.

524
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: I just have to explain the app for a while

525
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: for her.

526
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 5: So what was the plan here, Brooke? Do you use

527
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 5: the same tactics as when you peruse Ashley Madison or

528
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 5: did you like to put Sadie's in the search part?

529
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 8: Like?

530
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 5: What's the strategy?

531
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 8: Well?

532
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 3: I just one, I wanted to find someone who wasn't

533
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 3: wearing sunglasses in their photo. They all wear sunglasses. Okay

534
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 3: I didn't, I didn't realize. And two I thought, Alexis,

535
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: she's twenty five, she needs somebody kind of responsible, still

536
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: fun and hot.

537
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

538
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,120
Speaker 3: I think I flirted pretty well for her.

539
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 5: Oh you even did the messaging and the flirting.

540
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 11: Yeah.

541
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll go through who I had found.

542
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 4: Okay, I can already tell we're doomed from the start.

543
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 4: But tell us what did you find?

544
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 9: First?

545
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: Up, we have a six foot four You're welcome.

546
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 3: I'm interested.

547
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: Raggory who played.

548
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 5: College photos around Okay.

549
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: He looks like an athlete.

550
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 4: He was, and he is pulled down so far over

551
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,520
Speaker 4: his face perfect.

552
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 3: And he said in his profile, I've never had condiments ketchup, mustard,

553
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 3: ranch or mayonnaise. So I wrote him back as a lexus, Right,

554
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 3: you're like that, yeah, And I said, I don't add

555
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 3: milk or butter to my craft, Mac, I understand what

556
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 3: it's like to be ostracized for food choices.

557
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:46,480
Speaker 5: Ostracized me weirdos out.

558
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 11: Why use that word?

559
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:49,479
Speaker 1: Sounds smart?

560
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're saying, hey, I have a bunch

561
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 5: of food allergies.

562
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 1: Okay, it was actually kind of hot broke.

563
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 5: Who else do we got?

564
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 3: Who else has written us back?

565
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, let's let's go to a bachelor number two.

566
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,720
Speaker 3: He says he's five to eleven, may be doubtful, but

567
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:09,720
Speaker 3: he's Alex And he said on his profile that his

568
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 3: mom thinks he looks like a Mexican. Patrick Swayzee.

569
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 4: Oh, Patrick Swayze would be in his like sixties at

570
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 4: this point.

571
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,919
Speaker 3: Well, and so I messaged him back, okay, and I said,

572
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 3: I just found out who Patrick Swayzee is.

573
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: I didn't just find out who he is.

574
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 3: Literally, And then I finished that by saying he's hot

575
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: for an old guy.

576
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Okay, it starts so strong on him, broke

577
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: its pretty good.

578
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 3: Let me tell you blow up?

579
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 4: Okay forgure, if you're just joining us and wondering what

580
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 4: the hell is going on? We gave Brook Alexis's dating

581
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 4: profile to take control to see if she could resuscitate

582
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 4: her dating life.

583
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:58,880
Speaker 5: Who's who's the third guy you messaged?

584
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 8: Ok?

585
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 3: Rom who is twenty eight and six foot two. This

586
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 3: is another guy?

587
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 4: I mean he looks like Jason Momoa if Jason Momoa

588
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 4: never worked out.

589
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he said that the best fat he ever

590
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 3: participated in was Frosted Tips. So I just went simple

591
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: and I just wrote him back and said, which boy

592
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,080
Speaker 3: band did you audition for?

593
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 5: Oh? I would have been like, hey, guy Fieri, take

594
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 5: me into food.

595
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:30,320
Speaker 8: I like that.

596
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 3: I do like that if I.

597
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 5: Guy has been on TV in the last ten years.

598
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 3: So what about Michael? Okay, he's in the Coast Guard just.

599
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 5: Because he's he has the same name as yours is

600
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 5: already in. Michael looks fairly handsome that he doesn't know

601
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 5: what sunscreen is.

602
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 3: He's six to so good on the hype Brook, Yeah,

603
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 3: and he said the biggest risk he's taken is buying

604
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 3: a one way ticket to floor.

605
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 5: Why why is that funny? That sounds like a nice

606
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 5: a guy who likes to travel to exoticly.

607
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 2: He takes no plans like that exactly.

608
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 11: I wrote, Oh no, you're laughing?

609
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: Are you laughing at this?

610
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 3: I said, what.

611
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 1: Did you swim? Did you swim?

612
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 2: How did you get home?

613
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 1: Still so importantly though technically.

614
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 5: Probably I thought it was like some sort of immigration shoke.

615
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 5: Get ready for a twenty ha ha?

616
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good.

617
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,320
Speaker 5: I honestly think I did you did good for all

618
00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 5: the other women that message that guy, because they're probably

619
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 5: going to get a response back there.

620
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: It was better than I thought, just different than I expected,

621
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,760
Speaker 1: you know to be.

622
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 12: This guy messages back and he's like, oh, the swim

623
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 12: line got me.

624
00:30:49,640 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 5: You are marrying me?

625
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:55,360
Speaker 4: Yes, we'll see if we can resuscitate a Lexus's dying

626
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 4: love life.

627
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

628
00:30:59,840 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 4: We actually tape that a few days ago. Yeah, and

629
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 4: we already got.

630
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,479
Speaker 5: Responses from some of the guys.

631
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: Hold you, guys, I got games.

632
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 5: Hold on to that because we're going to read them

633
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 5: and find out just how effective Brooks Flirty pickup lines.

634
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 3: Were why are you quotes when you say flirty.

635
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 5: You're gonna find out. We'll do it right after this.

636
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 4: This is like Albert Einstein trying to help Selena Gomez

637
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 4: find a date.

638
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 5: Not a great combo.

639
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,160
Speaker 3: Yeah that was almost a compliment.

640
00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, to recap our own, twenty five year old Alexis

641
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 4: has been having some issues in the dating department, so

642
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 4: as a little experiment to help her out, Brook volunteered

643
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 4: to take over her dating app and messaged four eligible

644
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 4: gentlemen in a desperate attempt to build up a romantic connection.

645
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,760
Speaker 3: I picked some hot ones.

646
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 4: Okay, well, we're going to check in right now to

647
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 4: see how it all went. Starting with bachelor number one, Gregory,

648
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: the six foot four former college football player. Oh yeah, now,

649
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 4: Brooks strategy was to play off of his profile, which

650
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 4: said I've never had condiments ketchup mustard, ranch mayonnaise. He's

651
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 4: never had any of that, so Brooke wrote to him,

652
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 4: I don't add milk or butter to my craft. Mac,

653
00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 4: I understand what it's like to be ostracized for food choices.

654
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 3: She'sized, but I got her craft recipe right.

655
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 5: Yeah.

656
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 4: Basically, I'm a food weirdo. Who nobody likes too, you

657
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:39,600
Speaker 4: should date. So Gregory responded to that I did, and

658
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 4: he said, quote, do you not remember me? Do you

659
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 4: know apparently has actually met this dude out at a

660
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 4: bar before?

661
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was embarrassing because.

662
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 2: I met him at a bar and I got mad

663
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,880
Speaker 2: at him and was mean to him because he told

664
00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 2: me I looked like a teacher that night out as

665
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 2: a compliment.

666
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay, so you're saying, Alexis screwed up my

667
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 3: game before I could even like spit it, you know

668
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 3: what I'm.

669
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:11,520
Speaker 2: Saying, Like, who says that I'd literally rather be till

670
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: I look like a stripper than a teacher, Like that's

671
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 2: not like what I'm trying to go for when I'm out.

672
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 3: But like I just used the word ostracized in your

673
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 3: dating profile, Like now it really backed up that whole

674
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 3: teacher analogies.

675
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 4: So Alexis took over from there and she actually wrote

676
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 4: back to him.

677
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 5: I did, Alexis, what'd you say?

678
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 2: I said, Yeah, I remember you. You told me I

679
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: looked like a teacher at the bar. Didn't make me

680
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 2: feel hot, and then calling him.

681
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 11: Out that was bitchy.

682
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 1: I was already like that to him, once, so might

683
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: as well keep it going out.

684
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 3: Okay, you're ruining all my matches.

685
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 5: So she curved him right away. Okay, I don't know.

686
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 5: Some guys like a little bit of a piece.

687
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: Well, Sie, yeah, I said, I remember.

688
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 3: Broken That one was not my fault.

689
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 4: He's not the only person who reached back out after

690
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 4: Brooke message. Bachelor number two, you might remember was Alex

691
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 4: who says he's five eleven but brooked out of that

692
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,200
Speaker 4: and his mom thinks he looks like a Mexican.

693
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 5: Patrick Swayzey, Oh yeah.

694
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 4: So if you remember, Brook's flirty line to him was quote,

695
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 4: I just learned who Patrick Swayzey is. He's hot for

696
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:14,399
Speaker 4: an old guy.

697
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 3: Yeah that's solid.

698
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 5: It sounds more like it does.

699
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 3: And she really didn't know who Patrick Swayzey was.

700
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 4: Well, the guy responded, So you're saying I'm a hot

701
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 4: old guy.

702
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, good work, broke.

703
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,319
Speaker 1: Yeah he didn't even get the joke.

704
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 5: No, Yeah, compared him to an old man.

705
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 2: This is the point I'm wishing himself to an old man,

706
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 2: Am I right?

707
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,279
Speaker 4: I mean his mom compared him to Yeah, you went

708
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 4: with the mom's side.

709
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 5: Okay, twenty five year old Patrick, how did you respond

710
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 5: to that.

711
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is the point. I wish I could

712
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 2: have said it was not me behind the phone. Yeah,

713
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 2: but I could, I'm not allowed, apparently, So I said,

714
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with hot old guys as long as

715
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 2: you have hot old guy money.

716
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,000
Speaker 1: What's your bank statement?

717
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:59,480
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that's actually pretty funny, it Yeah, I thought

718
00:34:59,520 --> 00:34:59,960
Speaker 3: that was good.

719
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 1: Thank you all.

720
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,800
Speaker 4: How it's funny, but she wasn't trying to be funny,

721
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 4: like that's literally not that's a normal first date question.

722
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 4: We'll see if he meets the minimum five hundred thousand

723
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 4: dollars in the savings account.

724
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 5: When he reaches back down.

725
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 3: We all know that five eleven means he's five to six,

726
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 3: So right, I have about that.

727
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 4: So far, Brooke is two for two at getting responses,

728
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 4: go for two at making a lexis seem even moderately desiraus.

729
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm going great now.

730
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 5: The third dude that Brooke messaged was Rommy.

731
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he was qt two.

732
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 4: Six foot two, said the best fat he ever participated

733
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 4: in was Frosted Tips.

734
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I made a boy band reference there, and

735
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 3: you guys said that was too dated.

736
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 5: Message.

737
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:47,640
Speaker 4: Which boy band did you audition for? You'd think that

738
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 4: clever mid forties humor would work on him. Sadly, Rommy

739
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 4: didn't even respond.

740
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 3: Because he really auditioned for a boy band and he's

741
00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 3: still upset about nine.

742
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: I don't think my age groups.

743
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 5: He turns out.

744
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,960
Speaker 4: Insulting a man for his physical appearance in life choices.

745
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 5: Not a great strategy. So broke here two for three.

746
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:12,880
Speaker 3: Now, Remember I did find a husband somehow eventually my

747
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: first go at dating naps. I kind of want to

748
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:17,479
Speaker 3: try it again. Okay, give me four. I have one

749
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 3: positive thing that happened.

750
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 4: We have bachelor number four, Michael, who said the biggest

751
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 4: risk that he's ever taken in his life was buying

752
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 4: a one way ticket to Puerto Rico.

753
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,680
Speaker 5: Brookes already laughing she was dying of last year thinking

754
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 5: of her clever joke that you might see Mitt Romney

755
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 5: tel on c SPAN during the senate debate.

756
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 3: I just knew when I said it out loud, how

757
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 3: much fun you guys were gonna make a Yeah, that's

758
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,439
Speaker 3: what made me laugh so hard.

759
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 5: If you need to remind her, Brooke wrote, so did

760
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:46,359
Speaker 5: you swim home?

761
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 9: Then? Yeah?

762
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 4: I mean, which she was, you know, possibly offensive. Shockingly,

763
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 4: the guy actually responded back to that.

764
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, somehow, what did he say?

765
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 5: He may have thought it was funny. It is so

766
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 5: bad it's good, if that makes sense.

767
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 4: He wrote, Haha, Well then the coast Guard shipped me

768
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: to California.

769
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,919
Speaker 1: Yep, pretty straight.

770
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,319
Speaker 5: Dis somehow found a dude whose sense of humor is

771
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 5: equally as stale as yours.

772
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 4: Well, academy, and I mean, what.

773
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,799
Speaker 5: Did you write back?

774
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 3: You say, I like a man in uniform?

775
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 5: Did you bother to respond?

776
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,680
Speaker 1: I did respond? I said, so that must mean you

777
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: have a party boat? How big is it?

778
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 2: Size matters that, you know, trying to get a.

779
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 3: Hook up and he's not going to find that funny

780
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 3: though he's not going to him. I was in the

781
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 3: coast Guard. That's not a party boat.

782
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 4: Yeah. Overall, brook was three for four in getting responses

783
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 4: from guys Alexis. Do you see a possible future with

784
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,320
Speaker 4: any of these guys that Brooks found?

785
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: M Well, what's the guy replies with his bank statement

786
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: that stock wait on that.

787
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: Maybe I need to work less on the guys and

788
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:59,360
Speaker 3: more on Alexis priorities. That's the words in my concentrations.

789
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 4: There's a lot of work that needs to be done

790
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 4: on your end. Brooke but text into seven five nine two.

791
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 4: Do you think we should give Brook another shot? Out

792
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,240
Speaker 4: of Lexus's dating.

793
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 5: Profile, Cringe were texting in their salaries in the text.

794
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 3: I learned a lot from this. I think that next

795
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 3: time I would be even hotter even I think that

796
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 3: I have some ideas.

797
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't know if funny guys aren't looking

798
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 5: for like hilarious take practice.

799
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 3: Okay, give me a shot, telling me sister.

800
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 5: We'll keep you updated on that. It's Brook and Jeffrey

801
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 5: in the morning.

802
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

803
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 4: Be careful of what you post on TikTok, because the

804
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 4: FBI could show up to your house like they did

805
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 4: to one guy in Michigan. Plus, a group of girls

806
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,839
Speaker 4: came together to figure out if their friend was about

807
00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 4: to go on a date with a catfish, and when

808
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 4: they discovered the truth, they were even more shocked than

809
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 4: they ever expected.

810
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,879
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear what happened when we do a brand.

811
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 11: New TikTok click shock.

812
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 4: That's coming up right now. Roses are red birds like

813
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:14,359
Speaker 4: to flock, but when you're online, it's TikTok.

814
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 5: Yes, that's TikTok click shot.

815
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

816
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 4: Okay, because you're so shocked at how many clicks that

817
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 4: viral video is getting. We've got some of the biggest

818
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 4: tiktoks from the past week. We're gonna get right into it.

819
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 4: Your first TikTok, click Shock, is about a twenty two

820
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 4: year old Michigan guy who goes by the name Chosen

821
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:36,800
Speaker 4: world on TikTok that's Chosen with a Z and worlds

822
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 4: without an oh obviously indeed, yeah, but his TikTok got

823
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 4: him into a little bit of trouble recently.

824
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 3: Shocking already.

825
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 4: So Chosen's got more than one hundred and fifty thousand

826
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 4: followers and his videos have garnered over a million and

827
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 4: a half likes. A lot of them are just him

828
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:58,439
Speaker 4: dancing and singing with his partially dyed pink hairk very

829
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 4: cool stuff that he's doing on there, And in a

830
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,919
Speaker 4: bunch of his videos, Chosen as doing dance moves wearing

831
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 4: a special pair of Nike sneakers with red spots on him.

832
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 4: And that details very important because an anonymous tipster thought

833
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,240
Speaker 4: he'd seen those shoes somewhere else before.

834
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 3: Probably because Nike sells them, I don't know, not like that.

835
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 4: So he went back to another video where he'd noticed them,

836
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 4: and then another one, and finally came to the conclusion,

837
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 4: I think I need to call the FBI.

838
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 3: Wait as a red spots blood.

839
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 4: Next thing, you know, the FBI connected Chosen World to

840
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 4: a series of robberies in that area by checking security

841
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 4: footage and then matching the footage to his special red

842
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,800
Speaker 4: dotted sneakers.

843
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 3: Ohy, was he doing his sweet moves when he robbed places?

844
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 4: They had him at seven eleven's, at gas stations, smoke shops,

845
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 4: and in one of the videos, witnesses noticed his pink

846
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 4: hair visible from below his mask.

847
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 3: Not very good at Gono.

848
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 5: Influencer and you want everyone to know who.

849
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 3: You are, but you don't.

850
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 5: But you don't when you're committing bride.

851
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 4: Oh god, it's not good when you hashtag your own

852
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 4: robberies as you're committing them.

853
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 5: The man's a bank teller a note and it's like

854
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 5: give me all the money. Then it's like follow me

855
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 5: at Chosen.

856
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:21,719
Speaker 4: When authorities arrested him, they raided his residence and found

857
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 4: a glock handgun and his unique shoes inside. Man says,

858
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 4: if it wasn't for TikTok, they never would have caught him.

859
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 4: So look at that TikTok actually doing some good in

860
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 4: the world.

861
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 5: That's a TikTok click shock.

862
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 11: You're next TikTok click shock.

863
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 4: It's a strange beauty trend that started in South Korea

864
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 4: and now it's taking TikTok by storm because the hashtag

865
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 4: slugging has racked.

866
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,240
Speaker 5: Up more than one hundred and ninety million views. You've

867
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 5: heard about this?

868
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 3: Have you tried it? Alexis?

869
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 5: It's a new skin regimen.

870
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 4: It involves smearing a layer of heavy petroleum jelly all

871
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 4: over your face every night before you go to bed.

872
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 1: It's vacoline or like okivar is.

873
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: I've seen so many reviews of people doing this and

874
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,840
Speaker 3: saying that, you know, as gross as it is, it works.

875
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:09,919
Speaker 1: That's what I've heard.

876
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 3: And my my husband's grandpa was a doctor and he's

877
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 3: always like, vasoline is the best thing that ever came around.

878
00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 3: Just putting vasoline on it.

879
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,320
Speaker 5: I moved. You have a mouth breather.

880
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 3: I don't know what happens to people's pillows when you

881
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 3: crawl into bed.

882
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 4: They say it's like leaving a slug trail through your

883
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,840
Speaker 4: sheet the day and a lot of pictures that have

884
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 4: popped online it looks like a bunch of snails have

885
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 4: just like crawled over their faces and it's so messy.

886
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:39,680
Speaker 4: People have to protect their pillows using towels. But like

887
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 4: Brooks said, they claim that it really works to help

888
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 4: keep your skin hydrated through the night.

889
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 5: Super moist drives.

890
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 3: People say they're glowing. I've been really tempted to do it.

891
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 5: Please do it.

892
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 3: I'm also a person that's put like mayonnaise in my hair,

893
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 3: and there's all sorts of hasn't brought up out these

894
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 3: weird things. Weird beauty treads have been around for a

895
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 3: long time.

896
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 5: What does mayonnaise in your hair?

897
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 3: Mayonnaise, beer, eggs, like it's all supposed to like make

898
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 3: your hair pretty. And okay, dude, I know people can

899
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 3: back me on those ones. Oh my god, yeah, you

900
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 3: put condoms.

901
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,040
Speaker 5: Just the smell of it the next day when she

902
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 5: comes into work.

903
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 9: Relative.

904
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Speaker 3: It just smells like me.

905
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 4: There's a bunch of dogs following Brooke into the studio

906
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 4: every morning.

907
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 3: Hey, I'm gonna start my own TikTok Jill. You guys

908
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 3: are gonna hate it.

909
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 5: There's a TikTok click shot for you.

910
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 11: Your next TikTok click shot.

911
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,279
Speaker 4: This one's from a woman named Jajah Joseph, and she

912
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 4: posted a video that got over one point three million

913
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 4: views on TikTok. So she's watching a big flat screen

914
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 4: TV which is projecting the screen from her friend's iPhone, okay,

915
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,760
Speaker 4: and they're all talking to a guy from Tinder saying

916
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 4: are you a catfish? Because we don't want our friend

917
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,680
Speaker 4: going out with a phony. And all these women are

918
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 4: convinced that this guy's trying to do per okay, and

919
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 4: he replies negative, we can FaceTime, and so the whole

920
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 4: group of girls all FaceTime this dude together on the

921
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 4: big screen TV. And when they see his image pop

922
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 4: up on the screen, they all freak out. Why because

923
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:31,920
Speaker 4: he's actually attractive, The one dude on Tinder who's actually

924
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 4: the person that he claims to be on the website.

925
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 5: I usually get the opposite reaction. It's like, oh wow it.

926
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 3: I don't think it's a red flag to him that

927
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,839
Speaker 3: he's facetiming with like her whole group. But she may

928
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,879
Speaker 3: have just ruined her shut.

929
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 4: I think this isn't becoming a more normal thing now

930
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,319
Speaker 4: where you ask are you a catfish?

931
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 5: Straight up and you have to prove totally I asked

932
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 5: girls of their bots, and one girl responded, yes, I

933
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 5: am beep. You're good sense of humor. But that's the

934
00:45:03,239 --> 00:45:04,440
Speaker 5: world that we live in today.

935
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 4: It's headline news when somebody turns out to not be

936
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 4: a captay.

937
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 5: Was a famous person around normally? Who's exactly the guy

938
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 5: who says he is shocking? Those are your stories for the.

939
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 9: Day, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

940
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 4: Got another new player for you on the line, first

941
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 4: timer Ryan from Lake Bay, who apparently brags all the

942
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 4: time to his wife that he beats you, Brooke. In fact,

943
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 4: his wife was the one who called in on his

944
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 4: behalf because she wanted him to prove it.

945
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 3: She's just so sick of hearing you say that.

946
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 5: This is your chance. Ryan, Welcome to the show.

947
00:45:57,239 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 10: Thanks. I'm here to embarrass myself.

948
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: It's a lot of pressure.

949
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 3: I mean, what is your wife gonna say if you lose?

950
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 10: I'll never live it down. There's no doubt about it.

951
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a lot on the line today. How long

952
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,040
Speaker 3: have you been married?

953
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 10: Five years this year? Jose actually knows my wife Kim.

954
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 10: We have a little banter on Facebook Jose and I, Oh, yeah.

955
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 3: We are you connected? Yeah?

956
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,000
Speaker 5: We're visiting buddies. I've yeah, there are three family.

957
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 4: When he said that you knew his wife, I was like,

958
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 4: oh no, no.

959
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 10: She's been a Whistener for a while and I ended

960
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,879
Speaker 10: up meeting and then now we're all friends.

961
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 5: You don't have to explain yourselves to me. Whatever situation

962
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 5: works between you guys. No, that's great, all right, Ryan,

963
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 5: Here we go.

964
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 4: This is your chance, thirty seconds on the clock to

965
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:42,200
Speaker 4: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

966
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke

967
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,240
Speaker 4: outright to win. Here we go. Your time starts now.

968
00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 4: Today is National Hamburger Day. And in nineteen sixty eight

969
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 4: when the Big Mac was introduced, did it cost twenty

970
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 4: nine forty nine or sixty nine cents twenty nine? What

971
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 4: weekday gets its name from the planet Saturn?

972
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 8: Uh?

973
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 10: Wednesday?

974
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 4: In the board game Battleship, how many hits does it

975
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:06,960
Speaker 4: take to sink a Battleship?

976
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 9: Five?

977
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 4: Organology is the science of what bodily organs, musical instruments,

978
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 4: or the state of organ The cologne Aqua Dejoe is

979
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 4: made by what fashion designer.

980
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 5: Michael or all Right got a lot of answers in there.

981
00:47:25,360 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 4: Ryan Brook's gonna come back in the studio, and I

982
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 4: see on my phone screener here that you do you

983
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 4: run a custom apparel store.

984
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 10: I managed the warehouse for it. Yeah, we do Pacific

985
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:40,000
Speaker 10: Northwest kind of you know, name drop apparel, so like

986
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:43,439
Speaker 10: the Sasquatch and the Pacific Northwest Arrows and stuff like that.

987
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 5: Oh nice. Do you want to shout out your company name?

988
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,000
Speaker 10: You can check our stuff out on direction apparel dot com.

989
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 10: We're only selling wholesale now, but pretty soon we're gonna

990
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 10: have some stores open.

991
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 4: We're looking at all right, I will take two dozen

992
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 4: underwears please, you got it?

993
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 5: Yes? All for all right?

994
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 4: Rookiear turn, you're ready. Yes, your time starts now. Today

995
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 4: is National Hamburger Day. And in nineteen sixty eight when

996
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 4: the Big Mac was introduced, did it cost twenty nine

997
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 4: forty nine or sixty nine.

998
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,439
Speaker 3: Cents twenty nine?

999
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 5: What weekday gets its name from the planet Saturn?

1000
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: Saturday?

1001
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 4: In the board game Battleship how many hits does it

1002
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 4: take to sink a Battleship four? Organology is the science

1003
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 4: of what bodily organs, musical instruments, or the.

1004
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:33,280
Speaker 3: State of organ I'm gonna go with musical instruments.

1005
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 5: The cologne Aqua de Joe is made by what fashion design.

1006
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 8: Is it?

1007
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:41,440
Speaker 3: Ralph Lauren?

1008
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 4: Okay, the face you're making, it's not very sure. Let's

1009
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,760
Speaker 4: go over the scoreboard to see how you did with Jose.

1010
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 5: I kind of know what it's like to be in commercials.

1011
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 5: My nickname in high school used to be kool aid men.

1012
00:48:58,760 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 9: Ken.

1013
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,760
Speaker 5: How good did you do? Your wife is listening. Everyone

1014
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:12,359
Speaker 5: wants to know you got zero strong showing today, just

1015
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 5: laughing at you right and obviously gets the dub with

1016
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 5: three guys. Oh my god, Ryan, I wish I could

1017
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 5: help you job.

1018
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,280
Speaker 3: Some tough questions. I'm going to give you a different

1019
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 3: my brain kind of falters.

1020
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 5: I'll give you some answers here. Today's National Hamburger Day.

1021
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:34,000
Speaker 4: When the Big Mac first came out in nineteen sixty eight,

1022
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 4: it cost forty nine cents. The weekday that gets its

1023
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 4: name from the planet Saturn is not Wednesday, It's Saturn Day.

1024
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 5: It's the word like literally Saturday.

1025
00:49:50,800 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 4: The board game Battleship, it takes four hits to sink

1026
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:56,399
Speaker 4: a battleship.

1027
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 3: Doesn't Some of the ships have six, and some of

1028
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:58,919
Speaker 3: them only have two.

1029
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 5: But that's what's Battleship is a tanker. The boats are

1030
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 5: name different things exactly.

1031
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 3: Okay, a carrier, I see there.

1032
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 4: It is organology is the science of musical instruments.

1033
00:50:09,760 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 5: I wanted it to be the state of Oregon and.

1034
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 4: The Colonne Aquadjoe that's made by fashion designer Georgio Armani.

1035
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 5: That's it's been around for twenty five years. I would

1036
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:23,719
Speaker 5: have said an American like Aquadi Gio g Helps, but.

1037
00:50:24,120 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Ryan, I'm sorry. Brooke would not let you

1038
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:30,759
Speaker 4: win today. She's too stubborn. But what we will do

1039
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,800
Speaker 4: is send you a fifty dollars gift card to Gray's Craze.

1040
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 4: Gray's Craze is now opening downtown Woodenville. You can celebrate

1041
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 4: everything with made to order charcooterie boards with arrangements of meats, cheeses,

1042
00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 4: fresh fruits and veggies, sweets, and a whole lot more.

1043
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:48,880
Speaker 5: As long as Brook allows Brook, I guess okay.

1044
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,440
Speaker 10: I can't do any work.

1045
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll do it again the same time tomorrow.

1046
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:55,880
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning