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Speaker 1: It's another Jewels on the twenties. I'm moving two point five. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hey Sis? What I said? Hey Sis, it's Buttons? Your brother?

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Speaker 1: Who is I know that our dad told you about

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Speaker 1: me the other day, that you have a half brother. Yeah, Todd,

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Speaker 1: here I am. My name is Buttons. Figured i'd call

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Speaker 1: and make an introduction. So hi, Sis, Holy yeah, Holy?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm swine? What did you say your

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Speaker 1: name was? Again? Buttons? You know, like the thing on

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Speaker 1: your shirt Buttons. Yeah, I'm I'm a clown. That's what

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Speaker 1: I do for work. Ohkay? Yeah, not working a whole

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Speaker 1: lot right now, though, sorry to hear that. That's all right.

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Speaker 1: I had an unfortunate accident at eight year olds party.

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Speaker 1: Apparently you're supposed to puke in the bathroom where nobody

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Speaker 1: sees it. Yeah, would you know that rules keep changing

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Speaker 1: on me? Yeah? I was like, hey, kids, think puke

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Speaker 1: is funny unless it's sending the kitchen sink after you've

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Speaker 1: had too many shots or whatever. I don't know anyway,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, not working a ton, so I got

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Speaker 1: some free time. I was wondering if we could meet up.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, it wasn't that wasn't really Um something I

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Speaker 1: was ready for just yet. So, hey, Sis, what's your address?

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Speaker 1: My address? Yeah, I want to send you a package. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm I don't need anything, thank you? All right? You

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Speaker 1: want honesty, I don't know. I'm doing a little bit

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Speaker 1: of CouchSurfing right now. I need to crush at your

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Speaker 1: place for a week or maybe maybe six. I'm not

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Speaker 1: really sure what it is that you're looking for? But

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Speaker 1: can I borrow ten grand? It sounds like you're going

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Speaker 1: through some major issues. Yeah, it sounds like it. Let's

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Speaker 1: just recap here for a minute. My name is Buttons.

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Speaker 1: I'm a clown for a living. I'm talking to my

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Speaker 1: half sister who didn't even know she had a half

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Speaker 1: brother until just a few days ago, and she won't

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Speaker 1: even let me borrow ten grand or sleep on her couch. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: things haven't been exactly looking up for me since ever. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry if I came off harsh. It's I

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Speaker 1: just I don't know you. You know, I don't really

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Speaker 1: know anything about you. So yeah, well you know, if

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Speaker 1: you'd let me come stay on your couch for a

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Speaker 1: little while, I could tell you all kinds of stories

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Speaker 1: about me. Right, People will do anything to get a

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Speaker 1: roof over their head, you know what I mean? Okay, look, buttons, Uh,

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Speaker 1: my dad just told me about your existence like last week.

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Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm dealing with the stuff too right now,

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Speaker 1: and so I don't really think that. You know what

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Speaker 1: the funniest part about that is is that he told

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Speaker 1: you about my existence when I don't think he's ever

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Speaker 1: known that I existed. Yep, that stuck, and that's why

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Speaker 1: I became a clown. Figured I could regain some of

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Speaker 1: that youth that I lost if I juggled for these

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Speaker 1: kids or whatever. And you know what, all that's done

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Speaker 1: has made me look in their faces and realize how

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Speaker 1: sad my childhood was. Uh huh Okay, you really should

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Speaker 1: come check out a gig sometime. Definitely. Uh So, buttons

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Speaker 1: of walls that here. Um, I think I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: Finally got through one kid's party without crying the other day.

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Speaker 1: That was awesome. Button, I've heard enough, so I'm gonna go,

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Speaker 1: h good luck with everything and have a nice life. Well. Look,

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Speaker 1: if I can't stay on your couch or borrow some

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Speaker 1: money you got like a babble jack or anything, because

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Speaker 1: I am jon thing. I'm not giving you alcohol, lodging, money, anything.

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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you anything buttons. I thought you're my

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Speaker 1: half sister and I'm my ex wife. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 1: we're all done here. Hold on first one, I want

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Speaker 1: to tell you it's a prank phone call really quick,

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Speaker 1: if I could do that. What what are you talking about? Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the

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Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Your dad set

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Speaker 1: you up? What do you mean my dad set me up?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I mean it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. He told me it's really hard to prank you.

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Speaker 1: So you actually made up the whole half brother thing

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Speaker 1: and then had me call you to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Are you no, it's a joke. You don't have a

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Speaker 1: half brother, but you do have a dad who puts

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Speaker 1: a lot of work into pranks. Damn it, Dad, are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? The past week I've been thinking I

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Speaker 1: had a half brother, Like really, oh my god, the

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Speaker 1: good news is but isn't your half brother? Thank God?

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Speaker 1: Week up every morning with Jubil Foo taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties. Fully I'll ruined ninety two point five