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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from

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Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, So, without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist.

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Speaker 1: What is something you think is underrated? Roommates? Everybody's always

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Speaker 1: complaining about the roommates. But again, my roommates helped me

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Speaker 1: with my dog. But they're very sweet and they're also

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Speaker 1: it's also good to have roommates that are not in comedy.

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Speaker 1: Oh you guys have other lives and aren't narcissistic. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like having roommates who aren't necessarily like part

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Speaker 1: of your same scene or like your friends. That's something

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Speaker 1: I never did, but like I've now known people done

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Speaker 1: that there. Well, your kids both have podcasts on this network. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just hasn't dropped yet or there. We're trying to

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Speaker 1: get their language skills up to one year oldest really struggling.

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Speaker 1: I totally agree with you, though. Yeah, it's like way

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Speaker 1: I like living with people who also like have like

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Speaker 1: a limited grasp on what you do and vice versa.

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Speaker 1: It's like being back at home with parents who are like, what,

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Speaker 1: oh that you use that in your little comedy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: where they give you ideas because they're not just talking

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Speaker 1: about comedy the whole time, so they're like, oh, I

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Speaker 1: read this article about this, not just on Twitter, or

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Speaker 1: like oh, did you know this thing was invented by this?

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Speaker 1: And you're like what, there's a level of sincerity you

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Speaker 1: can't access in your life. It's great. It's that is great. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we speaking of all sorts of orgasms. Jamie, you saw Cats?

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Speaker 1: I did? Oh okay, so wait, Paul, have you seen Cats?

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Speaker 1: I saw the original Cats on broad fucking Way. I

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Speaker 1: was when I was a child, and then we love

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Speaker 1: it I okay, Honestly. The only thing I remember was

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Speaker 1: like during intermission they had the like the main kingcat guy.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember any of it from that, but like

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Speaker 1: they had the main guy just sit up on stage

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Speaker 1: and you could like cats and you could like walk

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Speaker 1: around him and take a picture and he just like

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Speaker 1: sat still. Part of the thing that, like the cats

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Speaker 1: come into the audience. Do they do that in Broadway?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember them being near me, but they were

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Speaker 1: like all over the place because I'd seen two local

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Speaker 1: productions of it, which is I seem like I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I would love to see a production

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Speaker 1: of Cats that was like by competent performers, because I've

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Speaker 1: seen two local ones and they were incredible, but for

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Speaker 1: probably not the right reasons. I thought you were going

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Speaker 1: to say that one a performance by cats for cats.

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Speaker 1: I would Cats. Let's see where Cats is? Okay, so okay,

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Speaker 1: so Cats is? I think. I think the new Rocky

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Speaker 1: Horror in terms of everyone's people will watch it at midnight.

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Speaker 1: It's so horrific to look at. But I loved it

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Speaker 1: so much. It's so good, it's so horny, there's no

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Speaker 1: One of the great things about it is that there's

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Speaker 1: no way to spoil it for anyone. You can just

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Speaker 1: talk about cats freely because the plot is nothing. It's

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Speaker 1: just cat after cat after cat coming out being like,

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Speaker 1: I'm the cat that does this thing, and then Idris

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Speaker 1: Elba shows up and turns them into dust and not

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Speaker 1: also kind of has nothing to do with the plot,

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Speaker 1: but Eadris Elba is the villainous cat, right and he's

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Speaker 1: giving God only knows how long it will take him

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Speaker 1: for him to bounce back from this, because he was

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Speaker 1: supposed to be James bond and now he's this cat, right,

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Speaker 1: but think he's still just permanently this cat. I'm I

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Speaker 1: don't know he really he People committed to the cats

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Speaker 1: at varying levels, and I I found who is the

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Speaker 1: least committed the least Oh, that's a good question. The

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Speaker 1: least committed, I would say I would probably have been

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and she was still pretty. I didn't even

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Speaker 1: know she was in it. She's in it. They clearly

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Speaker 1: had it for two days, but she was in it.

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Speaker 1: She plays like Adris Elba's like fem fatale cat. They

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Speaker 1: Harley Quinn basically basically joker yourself, this joker. But she

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Speaker 1: they wrote a song for her. There's all these great

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Speaker 1: cursed images of her and Andrew Lloyd Webber sitting down together,

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Speaker 1: and like what could they be talking about? But she's

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Speaker 1: She's like, I love Ada. But so she is in it,

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Speaker 1: and they like the things that they do to the

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Speaker 1: cat's bodies are very bizarre, like some cats have very

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Speaker 1: voluptuous human features and others are just cats. Um and

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Speaker 1: then like what's her name? Like unzipped her fur? I

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Speaker 1: saw that Rebel Wilson that I think is the one

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Speaker 1: that people have seen who haven't even seen them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why there's more but hot pants. The roaches are

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Speaker 1: one of my least favorite cats. It's not a her thing,

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Speaker 1: it's just it's just a hard, a hard part of

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Speaker 1: have top hats and they have human faces, and we

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Speaker 1: we don't like it a little. Cats eat roaches. No, well,

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Speaker 1: I mean they eat rodents, but it's not like yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't don't I've never I don't know, like my daughter,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm speaking roaches before, like just because

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Speaker 1: they saw a big bug and it seemed like something

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Speaker 1: fun to eat. I feel like it's more like accidental

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Speaker 1: than a like cat thing exactly. But that's like the

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Speaker 1: scene that I saw. It seemed like it was, you know,

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Speaker 1: they had a hunting method to like knock it off.

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Speaker 1: The whole thing is I think Ian McKellan committed hardest

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Speaker 1: to being a cat in the traditional he's really switching around,

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Speaker 1: switch around. He's going where he basically looks to cameras

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Speaker 1: like wow, You're like wow wow wow wow wow. Uh.

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Speaker 1: My favorite cat was Jason Derulo cat. He was unbelievable, committed,

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Speaker 1: harder than I've ever seen and and also on the

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Speaker 1: cat's press tour, he was like, this is genius. This

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Speaker 1: is the best fucking thing that's ever happened. And he

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Speaker 1: was mad. He was upset that they edited out his

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Speaker 1: ball because Jason Derulo is really into his bull Yeah,

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Speaker 1: which I know for sure because I texted no because

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Speaker 1: I went to stop de ending me. I went to

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Speaker 1: Madam Tussod's recently and they have a wax Jason Derulo

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Speaker 1: and the package is like yeah, yeah, like it was

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Speaker 1: clearly a part of the country and go there, children

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Speaker 1: go there, It's there, markedly package level too. The children

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Speaker 1: are it was. It was alarming. How so there was.

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Speaker 1: It started with his Instagram post where he was wearing

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Speaker 1: love that story. So because he like said, guys got

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Speaker 1: taken down. He fought back. He clamped back and said

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Speaker 1: where's my bulge pick? And then he also said that

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Speaker 1: that picture was candid, which if you saw it was

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Speaker 1: clearly taken by like it looked like a fashion any

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Speaker 1: Levi Witz Jr. Not a candid picture, oh Jason to ruin.

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Speaker 1: Um Now there there is some controversy from cats about

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Speaker 1: whether Ian mckellan's character eats his boyfriend Cat's asshole or not. Um. Well,

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Speaker 1: a third time to tell you twice, and and a

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Speaker 1: lot of people I know, I thought twice. I really

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Speaker 1: it's confusing. The first time I think yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: the second time you're just like you just kind of

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Speaker 1: like go to this other I don't know. I saw

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Speaker 1: it in a big group the first time, in a

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Speaker 1: smaller group the second time. Don't go alone. Definitely don't

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Speaker 1: go alone, and don't go like to an afternoon screening.

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Speaker 1: It's meant to be in a group full of people

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Speaker 1: that are like vibrating at night. And your cat, Jennifer

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Speaker 1: Hudson is I mean, it's like, this isn't fair to her,

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Speaker 1: but she still delivers, right, she sings memories. She sings

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Speaker 1: it like four times, but then you can tell she

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Speaker 1: the end you get the Jennifer like that like it's

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Speaker 1: so many times, and she plays the cat that like

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Speaker 1: so in the show that she's the cat that like

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Speaker 1: Hudson sings three words of memory and she's wearing this

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Speaker 1: shot multiple times of Jennifer Hunson crawling away in this

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Speaker 1: long jacket. You're like some of the cats were jackets.

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Speaker 1: Also others don't eat elbows, wearing closed the whole movie

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Speaker 1: it's like put the clothes back on because he's like

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Speaker 1: ripped but ripped. But they're like James Bond training on

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Speaker 1: a cat. And then they gave Taylor Swift. He's like

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Speaker 1: gigantic cat titties that are human titties that are just

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Speaker 1: two of them, just two of them. When there's she's

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Speaker 1: there should have been six cats have six ties. Have

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Speaker 1: you ever paid cat? Or like a breastfeeding? It feels

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Speaker 1: so fucking weird. You're like my twelve year old dog.

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Speaker 1: Like now you try and pick them up, and like

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Speaker 1: like he's like all giggli all over the place. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like that's the closest I've come, but the

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Speaker 1: closest you've come. Um, but my my, the best cat

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Speaker 1: Some guy step. Yeah, there's a few cats that are

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Speaker 1: like professional dancers and that's why you don't know who

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Speaker 1: they are. And then there's like James Cordon and you're like, no,

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Speaker 1: thank you. James Cordon is giving it like a weird

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Speaker 1: amount of like he's good. And they also like clearly

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Speaker 1: Like I don't riff what you didn't cut it out?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, he's not gonna shot up, but you don't

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Speaker 1: then they didn't cut it, like adding like he's riffing

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Speaker 1: on like the idea of cats, or he's like doing

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Speaker 1: I like, you know, he can. I like him in

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Speaker 1: and background like musical theater or something. Yeah, and he's

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Speaker 1: also like the most despised person in Britain. People don't

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Speaker 1: like him. I don't know what the rule hated him.

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Speaker 1: They they were idiots for liking him. It's like it's

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Speaker 1: kind of like Ricky Gervais, where like they were almost

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Speaker 1: like like like the UK hated them so much that

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Speaker 1: UK has Ricky Gervaise. Everyone, I mean everyone hates Ricky Gervaise.

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Speaker 1: What my favorite? What? I actually really loved the British Office.

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Speaker 1: But yes, but that was twenty years ago. Did you

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Speaker 1: see that Ricky Gervais tweet about Joker? He like, oh wait,

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Speaker 1: it was like so earnest and you're like, yikes, sweetie,

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Speaker 1: uh DEMI did you bay tweeted it? Actually, it was

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Speaker 1: just like Ricky Gervet's being like, Wow, performance of the Century. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and me love it so much, just like, oh yes

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Speaker 1: he's a film and performance of the year. Prayer emoji

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Speaker 1: hands and he tweeted at the Joker movie Twitter account

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Speaker 1: too embarrassing for everybody. I feel like with with Cats,

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Speaker 1: going back to cats, do you actually think it's going

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Speaker 1: to ruin and just elbows like career because I feel

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Speaker 1: like there's so many cats in there that you can't distribute. No,

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Speaker 1: he'll be fine. He'll absolutely be fine. Like I think

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Speaker 1: the parade was happening. Was I don't understand this. They

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Speaker 1: have to have a parade. There's no straight people parade,

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Speaker 1: And I said, I'm pretty sure every parade that exists,

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Speaker 1: just like when when people I remember in high school

425
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Speaker 1: constantly having to educate white classmates on why there's at

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Speaker 1: and I'm like it's called every other network because it

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Speaker 1: already is. So that's what it's. That's do you understand

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Speaker 1: that imbalance? Never mind? L A. You get a lot

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Speaker 1: of actors, actors, cooked up actors. I've had a couple

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Speaker 1: of those that are wild or like. I get ones

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Speaker 1: to old players, like old black dudes in their fifties

432
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Speaker 1: who are telling me. They're like, hey, bro, they're just

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Speaker 1: telling me about all their like women problems. And it's

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Speaker 1: a hilarious because I'm like, you have non matured at

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Speaker 1: all emotionally in your fifth you have grandchildren and you're

436
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Speaker 1: talking about you're referring to like when your girlfriend is

437
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 1: like this hole is not you know, she wants to

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Speaker 1: get all in my ship because I'm coming home late.

439
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm just playing basketball. I'm like, okay, but do you

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Speaker 1: never mind? I'm thank you so much. This conversation has

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Speaker 1: been entertainment. Let's talk about megs it as super producers

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00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 1: Sophie is calling it. Uh that is Harry and Megan

443
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: quitting their job. Is when Taco Bell got rid of

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Speaker 1: the Meximount, right, Yeah that was? Did they bring it back? Though? No?

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00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: You gotta look, I can tell people on Twitter all

446
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Speaker 1: the time. You have to order cheesy roll up ad

447
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Speaker 1: beef ad pico. Got it? Okay? Uh goes. So apparently

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Speaker 1: they're not just Britishy socialites, which is what I thought

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Speaker 1: the Royal family was. They are employees of the States, sir.

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Speaker 1: And they make those appearances that the queen's behest and

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Speaker 1: the Queen controls all their money, which is wild. But

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Speaker 1: they have a lot of money, like they are funded

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Speaker 1: by taxpayers. Uh. And they basically mentioned that or made

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Speaker 1: allusion to that in their uh you know, divorce papers

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Speaker 1: or whatever, like their letter explaining why they're leaving their

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Speaker 1: dear dear Queen Elizabeth Let Yes. Uh they're saying part

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Speaker 1: of their goal is to establish independent wealth. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: some people in England are saying that that's kind of

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Speaker 1: bullshit because they're they're still going to have like a

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Speaker 1: million dollar a year protection like social Security type thing.

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Speaker 1: Well look, I mean they're not social Security, a secret

462
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: service type thing. Oh, got it, got it right. I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: Megan should just get start acting again, you know, making

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Speaker 1: more money than you and you can. You can, you

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Speaker 1: can support your waste roll of a husband. Yeah exactly.

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Speaker 1: Also move out here, like I keep saying, so I

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Speaker 1: can hang with Harry. I'm saying we need to launch

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Speaker 1: the equivalent of Encino Man for Harry learning what it's

469
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Speaker 1: like to be human being in society and but specifically

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Speaker 1: the San Fernando Valley. Yes, and Megan is the poly

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Speaker 1: short character. It's it's weird. I should tell Harry. I'm like, hey, man,

472
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: before we entered our physical bodies, we were just souls

473
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Speaker 1: in the universe, and you happen to end up in

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Speaker 1: that body and I ended up in this one. Who

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Speaker 1: knows that you could have been me? All right? Because

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00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: you guys were born the same day, same day, exact

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Speaker 1: same day. So how about that? Hello Harry, Yeah, hello,

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Speaker 1: a couple of things. So the brother, oh no, he's

479
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Speaker 1: like that makes me rather uncomfortable. So people the comments

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Speaker 1: on Instagram are shockingly mean to Megan and saying she's

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Speaker 1: like a black widow who's oh my god, really the world? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if the words black widow, but like

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Speaker 1: that seems to be just the idea that she like

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Speaker 1: kills families. I wouldn't be surprised because even in like

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Speaker 1: the tabloids, just like zodic DNA, oh yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: there was another one. She's like straight out of almost

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Speaker 1: Compton yes, and I was like, yeah, that was face.

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Speaker 1: That was the headline like after their engagement was announced. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so those are real. Yeah, those are So She's been

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Speaker 1: just endlessly shipped upon for being different, not adapting to

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Speaker 1: royal culture, wanting privacy, uh, for being not white, right,

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Speaker 1: not white person from America. Like there's genuinely racists, like

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Speaker 1: openly racist stuff on social media, and then like coatedly

494
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: or you know, implicitly racist stuff in the mainstream media.

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Speaker 1: So that's worth keeping in mind. Why she wants out

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Speaker 1: of being like hounded by the media, and Harry has

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Speaker 1: PTSD from his mother being literally killed by being hounded

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Speaker 1: by journalists. Like that's she was speeding away from the

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Speaker 1: paparazzi when her car crashed, and like was dealing with

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Speaker 1: all sorts of ships. So I don't I'm not as

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Speaker 1: mad at them as as the royal watchers are in England. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that all makes sense. Cool. I mean I don't know

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Speaker 1: why we still give a ship. Why are we their royalty?

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00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 1: It's an absurd, antiquated notion that we pay attention to him.

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Speaker 1: That's part of it that we perpetuate it by going

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Speaker 1: what are they up to? Yeah, and then we if

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Speaker 1: we all just went like, who gives a ship they

508
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Speaker 1: don't do anything. They suggested that Megan's avocado consumption is

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Speaker 1: responsible for mass murder. Her charity cookbook was portrayed as

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Speaker 1: somehow helping terrorists. Also, you know, it's fun fact the

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Speaker 1: exotic DNA line comes from Boris Johnson's sister who works

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Speaker 1: at The Daily Mail. Yeah, that's who wrote that. Well,

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Speaker 1: his background as being a conservative journalist and overall just

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Speaker 1: a piece of shit. I think, yeah, yeah, I just

515
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: think of a rose. You never used your thrones, the

516
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Speaker 1: ones you loved abandoned you from the office. When David

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Speaker 1: brent sings the whole song about then rushing through the

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Speaker 1: Paris night, they hounded you lust anyway, uh, good bye

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Speaker 1: English Road, good night, my sweet Princess. That's what David

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Speaker 1: brand sings at the I think, what is it? The

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Speaker 1: training episode? The Training episodes one of my favorite, and

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Speaker 1: then he starts singing about aliens coming down and all

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Speaker 1: kinds of ship man, one of the great episodes of

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Speaker 1: TV of all time. Superroducer Around Hosni wanted me to

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Speaker 1: emphasize that, in her opinion, he has Harry still has

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Speaker 1: PTSD from watching his mother be literally murdered by his grandmother,

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Speaker 1: which is a conspiracy, you know, like subscribe to What

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Speaker 1: kind of fucking spicy xenophobic ship was Queen Elizabeth saying

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Speaker 1: to him like in the beginnings, because you know, you know,

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Speaker 1: Grandmother's like, there's no they take the break off if

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Speaker 1: they really need to get through to you, like they

532
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: will damage your whole soul with some ship. She's like

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, I m Harry and you're her right,

534
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she's just lovely, she's charming, she's so

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Speaker 1: excited to meet you. I find her hair to be

536
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Speaker 1: a bit rough. Ye, what grandma talking about? I mean again,

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised from someone who's literally the Queen of

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Speaker 1: England if and your grandma, if she had some old

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Speaker 1: school takes on by racial because I mean what she

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00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: was with doughty Fayette before that, she could have been

541
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Speaker 1: her stepdad, you know what I mean? Yeah, And Mohammad,

542
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: I'll fight. He put up so much money trying to

543
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: figure out what the funk happened. Princess Michael of Kent

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Speaker 1: wore an overtly racist brooch broach Michael Man, Uh yeah, wait,

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Speaker 1: what was it brooch brooch. It was a like black

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Speaker 1: face thing, like a what the you'll get the funk

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00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: out of here? Man? And also I I said that

548
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 1: the mainstream media was less overtly racist, but a BBC

549
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: host compared the couple's newborn baby to a chimpanzee on Twitter.

550
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 1: So good group over there. Yeah, I don't know if

551
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 1: this has been said before, but I'm going out. I'm

552
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: gonna say something very brave. I think we should cancel

553
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: the British monarchy. Sorry said it. Yeah, they're canceled. I

554
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: don't think that's that controversial to take. I think, and

555
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 1: I haven't even read history. You're not a n colonialsm man.

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00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: Give it my favorite form of architecture, imperialism into that.

557
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well that's why I live here. Really quickly,

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Speaker 1: I just want to tell this story about New York

559
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:40,520
Speaker 1: State Assemblyman Brian coleb Uh. As I alluded to earlier,

560
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Speaker 1: he drove his state issued SUV drunkenly into a ditch.

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00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 1: And this is where it gets funny. When the tow

562
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: truck driver arrives, not the police. Tow truck driver arrives first.

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00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: He comes off top. According to Scoville, who is the

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Speaker 1: tow truck driver. Cold stood up, put his hands up

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Speaker 1: and said, my wife was driving. He then said, you

566
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: know how women drive. Scobell said, I did not see

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Speaker 1: anyone else around the vehicle. Cold allegedly told him no,

568
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: allegedly told him that his wife was quote up in

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Speaker 1: the house. I don't know what that means. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: when the house, when the police deputy got there, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he blew up point one six breta liser, so you

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Speaker 1: know that that. They were like, okay, it was your wife.

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Speaker 1: Then he resigned on Friday. It was just like, okay,

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Speaker 1: I kind of suck that up, the idea that you

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Speaker 1: could go. I don't know, man, that's that's interesting energy

576
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 1: where you're like, he'll get it. Hold up my hands.

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Speaker 1: My wife was driving. You know how women drive? Where

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00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: is your wife, sir? Up in that house. We're in

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Speaker 1: a field. We were in a ditch. My man, she

580
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: crashed the car and was like you see her, man,

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00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: She's like doctor, man, she zapped herself to the house.

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00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 1: She's a coward. You know, she's your sponsibility. Arrest her? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, arrest the system. Uh. He's still happily married.

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Speaker 1: His wife's about to resign. Yeah right, I'm pretty sure

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00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: we've spoke about this pizza a t M before, but

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Speaker 1: the news popped up about it again, and I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to really figure out if I think the pizza a

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Speaker 1: t M is a good idea. I know, like there's

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Speaker 1: the Sprinkles cupcake a t M that you see like

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Speaker 1: at the Grove and ship. I've seen that. Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: America or whatever. It doesn't make sex plan pizza. Pizza

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Speaker 1: a t M. It's been. It's been on college campuses,

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00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: most recently at the University of North Florida UM. But basically,

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Speaker 1: for ten bucks, you put your money in, five minutes later,

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00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 1: a pizza comes out. Now. But however, the ship is

596
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:54,680
Speaker 1: like the size of like a fucking room. It's like

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00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: a but I don't know, it's actually I mean, it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a big ass machine, a machine

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00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 1: attached to a brick up. But the whole thing is

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00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: like whoever like operates the machine. You have to make

601
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: your dough. You have to assemble all the pieces in advance,

602
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: put them like in the different refrigeration compartments, and then

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00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:14,440
Speaker 1: when it's or like then when it's actually punched in

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00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: and ordered then that like uncooked pizza goes so it's

605
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: heating thing and then it pops out the hot pizza.

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00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,880
Speaker 1: There's better ways. I just don't know. I mean, I

607
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: guess it's fun, right, Apparently can I see a picture

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Speaker 1: of this? Yeah? Apparently, like people on the word on

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00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 1: campuses is campuses is that they love it? Now? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, because to me, Little Caesar's is also a

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00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 1: pizza a t M. They got hot readies and they're

612
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 1: basically five bucks. You don't have to touch a button.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I don't know. I mean, like a

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Speaker 1: lot of a lot of colleges, I feel like I

615
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 1: have a tendency of acquiring really expensive ship to justify

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00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 1: charging more people for college. And then they're like I

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00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 1: had a ton of stuffic college, and I'm like, I

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00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: don't want this ship, Like what was like waste them

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Speaker 1: any They would really push They would just push random

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00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: products on you, like they were pushing the naked juices.

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Speaker 1: They would push those at my college, and they would like, yeah,

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00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: quote unquote, but then you would just spend through your

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Speaker 1: meal plan faster and then and then you would have

624
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 1: to put more money on it. I don't know everything related.

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00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: I mean so much. They have like colleges have like

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00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: all these like entertainment shows that nobody goes to. I

627
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:30,000
Speaker 1: know because I performed there. They like spend so much money,

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00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: like like all of like the you know, ra a

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Speaker 1: s get like a like a little budget to like

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Speaker 1: buy snacks and stuff for their meetings that nobody comes

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Speaker 1: up to, and they're just like they have bowls and

632
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 1: bowls pretzel bites and you know, and then things like

633
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 1: all out of the bag. I don't know, it looks good.

634
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 1: It looks good, like, yeah, there's so much. I mean,

635
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,239
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man. I I feel like if I

636
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: was in college and this was a thing, I would

637
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: probably get it. But yeah, I'm just looking at it.

638
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: I'm like that sounds I'm just twenty four hours. Is

639
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: it like the good thing that you would get a

640
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: pizza at like three in the morning until that ship

641
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 1: is sold out? Though? Is it like a microwave heating

642
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: in there? You think? So, it's actually pretty small considering

643
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,839
Speaker 1: like it's making a bunch of pizzs. Probably some kind

644
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,479
Speaker 1: of like how many pizzas can it can it make?

645
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, before some guy has to come

646
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: and refill his handmade pizzas and like, is it like

647
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: a pepperoni option? You know what I mean? There's it

648
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 1: just stress options, I think. But again, this is where

649
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, it sounds like, it sounds like fun, but

650
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if like if I put my mind

651
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: myself in the mindset of me being like nineteen and

652
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 1: hungover as fuck, I part of me would just eat

653
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of ship from sevens. I was like, I

654
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: would just go to seven eleven where the pizzas also

655
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,480
Speaker 1: and what if you're in your know, But the thing

656
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: is that you know you put this in, like you

657
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: put this in like the residence in the dorms, like

658
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: you just you just stroll out of bed and like

659
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: go get a freaking pizza, yeah, or just delivering you

660
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,279
Speaker 1: don't have to like leave. And yes that there are

661
00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 1: I guess it depends on some places that are open up,

662
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: but not like a lot of places. A lot of

663
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,919
Speaker 1: colleges there in the middle of nowhere, so they're they're

664
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: all there college town food though, like half like when

665
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:12,279
Speaker 1: I when I'm called town, I'm like, where do they go?

666
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: Where do they go? You do insomnia cookies? No, I

667
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 1: would let myself do that once or something that's like

668
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: cookies they delivered to your dorm what they just deliver

669
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: hot cookies to your dorms called insomnia cookies. Where was

670
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: this in Boston? It was impossible. I think it's like

671
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:30,640
Speaker 1: around though. Yeah, they have a New York. They have

672
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 1: New York. Yeah, I would just get I remember, like

673
00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 1: my friend went to u Vo. We go to Doko

674
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: just like these nasty ass cow zones. I'll get the

675
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: most meat bomb zone. They call them zones, you know

676
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 1: what I mean. There's like apostrophe zone, most meat zone brack. Anyway,

677
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: shout out to college campus Foods. Also shout out to

678
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: Oscar Meyer who is hiring hot doggers and I don't

679
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 1: know what a hot dogger was. So you get to

680
00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,400
Speaker 1: basically drive the You drive a Oscar Meyer Weenie mobile

681
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: around for it's like a one year gig, full time.

682
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:07,760
Speaker 1: It's a job longer than I wanted it. Full time

683
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,920
Speaker 1: job for one year, okay, And basically what you do

684
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: is your part company spokesperson. So like if there's any

685
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,799
Speaker 1: kind of the event, they'll be like, hey, Jamie, you

686
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: gotta take the weiner will bile down to the cow

687
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: state long Beach campus real quick to do an event on.

688
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 1: You do media appearance, as you do charity events, you

689
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 1: do brand promotions, uh quote meet M E E T

690
00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: and greets, pending out whistles. And then and then also

691
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: this is where it gets a little bit involved, pitching

692
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: coverage ideas, pitching coverage ideas to local news outlets content.

693
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like where the Weener Mobile goes,

694
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: the news follows. I worked at a hot promotional hot

695
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: dog truck for a while, but it wasn't I got fired.

696
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,520
Speaker 1: But in college I worked for the StubHub had a

697
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: hot dog truck for a while, just park outside of

698
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,160
Speaker 1: like basketball games and give away free hot dogs. I'd

699
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: be like, I have a free hot dog? Have you

700
00:40:02,760 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 1: heard a stuff up? And they'd be like no, like

701
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 1: fuck you and okay. And then one day I tweeted

702
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 1: funk this hot dog stand and then my damn, but

703
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:15,400
Speaker 1: the Wiener Mobile, that's cloud. The Wienermobile has also you

704
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,279
Speaker 1: would respect Okay, So wait, get this right. If I'm

705
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: interviewing you, I'd say interesting, Um, Jamie, I've I've asked

706
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: around because you know, everyone in the free promotional hot

707
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 1: dog industry talks and talking to my friend Craig at StubHub.

708
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: It was seven years ago. Okay, so you know so

709
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: you know the incident. I'm sorry, no, continue, No, it

710
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: sounds like you do. You said, funk this hot dog?

711
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: It was seven years ago. Yeah, so, and you know,

712
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: how am I to trust you with the Oscar Myyron brand.

713
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I didn't have any I didn't know what

714
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 1: my mental health issues were seven years ago. I was

715
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 1: a kid. I didn't really And and also I would

716
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: say that the stuff, no disrespect to your colleague, but

717
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 1: lacks the prestige that the wienermobile brings, which I would

718
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: I would never in my life. You know, I'm a

719
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: I'm a brand. I'm a brand. Cout I see a weirdomobile.

720
00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: I followed, Well, you know what, hold on, let me

721
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: get on the phone. Oscar. Yeah, we founder, but apparently

722
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: it's like twelve there's twelve open spots. Hi. Sorry, excuse

723
00:41:16,520 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: me what I say about you calling the Oscar? It's

724
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: Mr Meyer. I'm sorry, Mr Meyer. What's something from your

725
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 1: search history that's really about who you are? Yeah? As

726
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: you know, I normally don't have much lately, right, not

727
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: using Google off the grid, Although I was shown to

728
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,200
Speaker 1: the library like a human. Yeah, it looks up the

729
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: information there. Yeah, and I using a card catalog system. Yeah.

730
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: It's a lot of VPNs and borrowing other people's security numbers,

731
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: going to the library, getting the information, making sure it's

732
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:52,440
Speaker 1: not traceable in any to anyway to me. But recently

733
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 1: I have been doing English to Spanish. I've been speaking

734
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: a lot of Spanish, and so my Spanish goes pretty smoothly,

735
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,160
Speaker 1: and then I get to a word I don't know,

736
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: and I don't know how to like go around it.

737
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 1: So I'm just moving along and then I go uh uh,

738
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: and then I look it up. And then so the

739
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,439
Speaker 1: other day I was speaking in a guy goes, hey, man,

740
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 1: are you also from Guatemala. I was hanging out with

741
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: my friend of mine, da look at your pronunciation that.

742
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: Somebody was like, are you from Guatemala? Yeah? And I

743
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 1: think he was just busting my chap, like, yeah, but

744
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 1: from you didn't know the word for nous that right?

745
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 1: I was last year when I was in the hospitals

746
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico and a nurse came in and a

747
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: couple of times it's happened and they would go sus no,

748
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:45,560
Speaker 1: but I'd be like, alright, I'm doing it wasn't a

749
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: reference to your long Jesus like hair. The hair, and

750
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,400
Speaker 1: then I had like a little more maybe facial hair

751
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 1: than ye Linnen underpants on with a six pack. I mean,

752
00:42:56,239 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: I didn't like the bed, so I was kind of

753
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 1: up on the wall, strapped in. Yeah, do a little workout.

754
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: I grabbed these two pegs as I could come get anything.

755
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 1: It's great, it's really good for your shoulders. What's the

756
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: word you got? You had to look up though, just

757
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: for the recor it's just anything. It's usually like the

758
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 1: like the verb for something, and then the tents that it's. Yeah.

759
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: So if I'm like, oh, how do I say do

760
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: you need? I can I necessary that? But then I'll

761
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: be like, wait, how do I say, I'm I'm going

762
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: to look or something like that. Boy, uh look for see.

763
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: You would have known that if you watch Searching. All Right,

764
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back

765
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 1: and we're back. Let's talk about are you guys writing

766
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 1: on your checks yet? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Really like today

767
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: I'm just sat here for everything with checks. Man, it

768
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:20,319
Speaker 1: doesn't matter how much it's for. It sucks because some

769
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: places don't take them. Though. Now I have heard I

770
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 1: haven't written had to write the date I think on

771
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: anything yet, but I have heard people complaining about forgetting

772
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: to change it to what do you mean, like from

773
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: two thousand nineteen and then there are some forms that

774
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: have to zero one blank. Oh yeah, uh so problem. Well,

775
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: but that was like this thing, right that was going

776
00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,000
Speaker 1: around around New Year's I remember getting I was on

777
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: some chain email from a random aunt or uncle being like,

778
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: gotta write all the way out in your checks because

779
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: you never know, someone could change a date from one

780
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:03,359
Speaker 1: one twenty to on one one and then they could

781
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 1: cash it in later. It's it's all like based off

782
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: this idea that because it's twenty now you can alter

783
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 1: the years and things like that. But I mean, while

784
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: I understand the logic of it, like many of the

785
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: people who are like in the consumer protection like scam

786
00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: watch industry or like this, really, I mean, there's a

787
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 1: lot worse things to be worried about than this, because a,

788
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: as you know, checks aren't being used as often as

789
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: it should be doing h and also yeah damn um

790
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: and then that like number tampering on a check is

791
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: even more it's like very uncommon that like people are

792
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: doing that. But I think cause you catch it immediately,

793
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,600
Speaker 1: right yeah, And I think also right that it would

794
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 1: be I think the second someone can tests it, they'll

795
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:52,359
Speaker 1: be like, you know, it's not what this was. Um.

796
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: And also I think but a lot of the experts

797
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: are saying it reminds them of like this Y two

798
00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,880
Speaker 1: K thing because the changing of the decade and the

799
00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: number change is fuel. It's like it's just makes enough

800
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 1: sense to get people like all you know, a flutter

801
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 1: over it new number. Anxiety just have so much change

802
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: for our brain is an age dependent thing? Or is

803
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 1: this something we're gonna outgrow as a society where we

804
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: just stop saying, wow, can you believe how it's getting

805
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: dark so quickly? How man, do you believe it's already

806
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: a new year? I can tell you that I have

807
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: started saying, so I don't I don't know if that

808
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 1: now hear me out people who I said it on

809
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: this show and people were like, actually because of like

810
00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: the way, uh the planet is tilted this year. Actually,

811
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't think it was that. I think it was

812
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: just like where we were in the period when we

813
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: sprung back, it was getting darker, a little bit earlier

814
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: than it was in the past. Fall back yeah, whatever,

815
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 1: bring forward, yeah, spring back, respect spring back. I respect

816
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 1: the Equinoxes, especially the gyms you do you always have

817
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,239
Speaker 1: because they give to dom. Trump wasn't Equalox. I was

818
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:06,040
Speaker 1: getting it do Trump and it was like it's um Ross,

819
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 1: the owner of the Dolphins, and he also has a

820
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 1: major investor in Equinox. And then I think soul cycle, Yeah,

821
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: and how did that go? So are all the sole

822
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:20,799
Speaker 1: cycles out of business? YEA tumbleweeds across the arib just

823
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: landscape worked again, lonely bikes with the faint sounds of E.

824
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: D M pumping in the background. You know what's cool

825
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: is to see a tumbleweed in the wild, Like actually,

826
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 1: so I was. I saw one up in the hills

827
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: that was so fucking big. People were enormous, having gated yeah,

828
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: and I was like, this isn't a fucking tumble and

829
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 1: I looked. I'm like funck just like all sticks and twilet.

830
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 1: I saw I saw one on the highway that ways

831
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:52,959
Speaker 1: had registered as an object in the road, Like yeah,

832
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: people were like, steer clear of this tumbleweed. But it

833
00:47:56,560 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: sounds like seeing like a coyote chasing a roadrunner. It's

834
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: like I didn't think that that was a real thing. Yeah,

835
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: like I knew it was, but like my brain is

836
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: like still, like like I expect to see that as

837
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: much as I expect to see quicksand, which is not

838
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 1: a real Yeah. I think the first time I saw

839
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: tumbleweeds was like in the desert somewhere when I was

840
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Speaker 1: like maybe fourteen, and I tripped out. Yeah, I was like,

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Speaker 1: no fucking I'm from Nevada, so I saw tons of them. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: all your friends growing up were tumbleweeds. Many yeahs would

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Speaker 1: like a long I get ready to kick. Uh all right,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna do it for this week's weekly Zeitgeys, please

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Speaker 1: like and review the show. If you like the show,

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Speaker 1: uh means the world to Miles. He needs your validation. Folks.

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Speaker 1: I hope you're having a great weekend, and I will

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Speaker 1: talk team Monday. Bye.