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Speaker 2: It's Hollywood. It's books, it's gossip.

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Speaker 1: your secrets. We won't talk celerity books. No boys are

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Speaker 1: a loud celebrity book club. Say it Loud and Cloud.

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Speaker 2: Celebrity book Club.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, When I say metal, you say.

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Speaker 5: Me Meadow, Meadow. When I say Arabian bees, air and

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Speaker 5: And it's sad and me and my husband are gonna

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Speaker 5: move on air and B.

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Speaker 1: You slay that, guys, you say slay the game.

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Speaker 2: We're so happy to be You're so happy to be

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Speaker 2: in back in civilization?

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Speaker 1: Am I right? As you say that?

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Speaker 5: Like a poly household in Seattle? If I come like

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Speaker 2: Would you guys say, just like show a San Francisco

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Speaker 1: More?

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Speaker 2: All right, prove it, I'm hearing I'm hearls, I'm hearing

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Speaker 1: Raise your hand? Is anyone here with their X? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So you actually literally aren't even that, Polly.

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Speaker 5: We can like relax into like who we're here with later.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, maybe the end of the show you'll

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Speaker 2: be like, this is actually my third This is my tertiary.

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Speaker 1: My second is vacation.

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Speaker 5: Third X tours about just learning.

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Speaker 1: Culture immersing yourself in a new culture.

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Speaker 1: All right, so we'll go top down? So yes, hot

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Speaker 1: It's raw.

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Speaker 5: I want to say one hundred turtle figurines, different makers.

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Speaker 2: But how many of your parents have like an animal

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Speaker 5: The belly, the belly of the beast.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of a woman named Alas Water.

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Speaker 1: And her daughter's book Fanny Singer Always.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, take it in, ladies, that's right.

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Speaker 5: Alice Waters younger ex husband's daughter, Fanny Singer, Fanny singer

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Speaker 1: She is like unfamous enough that she might be here.

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Speaker 1: I love the podcast Celebrity Book Club.

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Speaker 2: You're wrong about Oh I know that much?

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Speaker 5: She listens to like a Housewives recap and then like

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Speaker 1: Like mother made. This book is insane.

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Speaker 5: She's the craziest book I've ever read. And I know

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Speaker 2: She basically is she's the daughter in every Nancy Myers movie.

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Speaker 1: Wella Justin and loves her mom so much.

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Speaker 5: She's also the mom and a Nancy Meyer's move when

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Speaker 1: No, she's so give mama break going through a lot.

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Speaker 5: You guys don't know what mom is going through this year.

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Speaker 5: So this book is basically like Edipole, but like make

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Speaker 5: it woman, Edipole, here be roar. It's like, page after

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Speaker 5: page you want to fuck your mom, Like we get it.

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Speaker 5: And I honestly, looking at some of these photos of

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Speaker 5: Alice Waters, they're they're cuddling on.

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Speaker 2: She goes, I didn't think to write this book because

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Speaker 5: Fame, Yes, because I always have that feeling where.

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Speaker 5: Fucked up to start your book, like that is insane

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Speaker 2: But she's like, no, but someone else said that, I

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Speaker 5: But that will be the lead of my book. And

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Speaker 2: no other daughters of celebrities know how to order lobster

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Speaker 2: because I'm so ran.

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Speaker 5: It's like your mom sounds so rude and annoying, and

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Speaker 5: The last two times I've came back from travel, things

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Speaker 5: And when I got back from my famous Mexico city

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Speaker 1: Actually whomen come back. I did make just like pasta

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Speaker 5: But like my mom in the cab was being like, oh,

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Speaker 1: So and she's been so you're pain right, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 5: ever heard. Her and her mom go on a road

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Speaker 2: I literally read that book like there's a lot of me.

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Speaker 5: She says, my mother used to see like Bob Feldon

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Speaker 1: But I've missed it.

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Speaker 5: She's why you've missed the Tell Your Pride Film Festival.

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Speaker 2: Way that she's so study of broad girl, I'm wonder

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Speaker 2: why did you miss it? Yeah, in the beginning, when

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Speaker 2: Like my ex boyfriend and I would speak in French

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Speaker 2: Like this is about you wanting to buck your mom.

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Speaker 1: And then you were throwing a next.

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Speaker 5: Word, she's alost afraid to say she slept with anyone else,

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Speaker 5: like Alice Water is gonna.

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Speaker 1: Get like jealous. Oh but This is how she knows.

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Speaker 5: If Alice Waters approves of a boyfriend, I'll kind of.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I'm coming over or to their like stone cottage,

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Speaker 1: I know what it's like.

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Speaker 1: Like my mom's a really good friend and like so.

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Speaker 2: Like coming home pasta, So I go out to my

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Speaker 1: To see like partially.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm always rushing out to my garden when I

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Speaker 5: Then like her thing, she's punk by going like grab pasta,

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Speaker 5: Sometimes we go half the box, sometimes we don't.

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Speaker 1: She's relatable. Okay, So I'm dating Fanny Singer and Margarine

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Speaker 5: No, I think this is like after like London grad school.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, oh Josh, sure.

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Speaker 1: pleasure have you ever been to Berkeley?

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Speaker 2: This is my first time, Madam.

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Speaker 5: I want to cook you a Berkeley egg. Hold on, Okay,

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Speaker 5: So now I tend to fire in my like hearth

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Speaker 1: Two hours go by.

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Speaker 2: Kind of like considering dumping the girlfriend. At this point,

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Speaker 5: Overra Oh where are what does she call her favorite

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Speaker 5: She's like, oh, we only eat like a La cambra eggs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, then she's that's the whole thing where she's also

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Speaker 2: which I am kind of like, maybe that's brows hormones.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So then Alice Waters, I'm grabbing like a little

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Speaker 5: me that, like I used to date, but he is

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Speaker 5: go by, Joshua, here's your egg.

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Speaker 1: Oh Sea salt herbs, welcome, Thank you, ma'am.

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Speaker 5: And then I feel like Fanny doesn't get an egg,

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Speaker 1: I was like, Alice Waters is like a straight up

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Speaker 2: oh with Bob.

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Speaker 2: Book starts with Fanny being just like, I would be

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Speaker 2: it's like there's this guy Bob who's just like their

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I feel like funk your stuff was happening, and

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Speaker 5: like she's basically like, so, here's the deal. Bob was

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Speaker 5: And you're like, I love this is the biggest gossip

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Speaker 2: And like so they're always on like they're you know,

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Speaker 1: It's actually very us.

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Speaker 2: It's so if the food was good, Alice and Steven

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Speaker 1: So the gay has to pay when it's bad.

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Speaker 2: We went to were amazing, amazing, and also because Alice

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00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: is being so like it was wonderful and she does

447
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,159
Speaker 2: like never send.

448
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:22,000
Speaker 5: Food, but until one time they're in front, Fanny gets

449
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 5: a bull of muscles and she's like nine at this.

450
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,480
Speaker 1: Point, I mean the lobster pop pie. No, this is

451
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 1: the muscles. Then the lobster comes later. Wasn't the lobster

452
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:31,880
Speaker 1: one that was bad? Oh?

453
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,240
Speaker 5: Okay, yes, yeah, okay, there's a lot.

454
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 1: Of seafood on this book. It's hard.

455
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 5: Okay, we're still getting we're still learning, and that's okay

456
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,560
Speaker 5: when you're reading if you need to go back and

457
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 5: be like, was it muscles?

458
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 2: Was the lobster popeye? And that's why we left real books?

459
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 1: Yeah.

460
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 5: So Fanny as a nine year old smells the lobster

461
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 5: pop pie and she's like, this has gone bad, and

462
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 5: everyone at the tables look so embarrassed.

463
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,959
Speaker 2: And like because Another part of the book is that

464
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 2: like she has such a sensitive nose, and they're always like, oh, Fanny,

465
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 2: you and your nose. It's the strongest nose of any

466
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:14,439
Speaker 2: nine year old in the county. They're gonna be the

467
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 2: death of us with those nostrils. It's just she's always

468
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 2: doing this thing where she's like complimenting yourself and gassing

469
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 2: herself up via others. So you're kind of it's like, oh,

470
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 2: you've learned how to like not necessarily seem like you're

471
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 2: insanely conceited.

472
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 5: It's like this way to just like quote your parents'

473
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 5: friends for an entire book.

474
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is so wild. Be like, hmm, my birthday

475
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: never had.

476
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 5: Any sweets, but like I was such a brave nine

477
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 5: year old that I loved.

478
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: My percimon cake.

479
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,600
Speaker 5: Anyway, back to the lobster pop pie in France, she

480
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 5: thinks it's bad. The entire table like gasps, and her

481
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 5: mom is like, no, it's not bad. It's amazing, it's

482
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,159
Speaker 5: not bad. And then everyone like does smell the lobster.

483
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,440
Speaker 1: Pot pie and it has gone by, it has.

484
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,800
Speaker 5: Gone bad, and like Alice Waters has probably the darkest

485
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 5: moment of her life, I think because like Alice Waters

486
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 5: is like.

487
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, like a guy's girl.

488
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: I guess she's definitely surrounded by a lot of men.

489
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 2: It's the seventies and they're all dropping acid and smoking.

490
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 5: She wants to be like she is the first Boorday

491
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 5: and then like she wants to be like, yeah, I

492
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 5: fucking have like brain like whatever, like fuck.

493
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 2: But she isn't because when they go to Japan and

494
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: she has the octopus that's like way too chewy and

495
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,919
Speaker 2: like so alive, yes, and then.

496
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 5: But she tries it and then she puts in her purse.

497
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like and so like the like you know,

498
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 2: eighteen star like insanely serious sushi chef is watching her

499
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 2: the entire time like a hawk, like see if she

500
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,240
Speaker 2: likes it. And she finally like someone else comes in

501
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: the restaurant and his attention is taken, and so she

502
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,840
Speaker 2: puts the rest of the octopus in her purse and

503
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 2: it saves her.

504
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: For a year.

505
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: And then Fanny, the precocious nine year old her.

506
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 5: Mom's person because she loved going through business cards. And

507
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,199
Speaker 5: I will say, like I was obsessed with business cards

508
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 5: as a child. I like business cards and I went

509
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 5: to like a cat Breed show once and I collected

510
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,160
Speaker 5: all the business cards of each cat breader and then

511
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 5: I brought them home and I looked through them all

512
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 5: and was like, I'm a businessman. Here's what's so annoying

513
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 5: about Alice Waters with the octopus gum, because like, she

514
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 5: is still one of those like parents that like every

515
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 5: single item in the house has a story about how

516
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 5: they were traveling and it was a gift, and even

517
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 5: with like the octopus, it's still a crazy story, and

518
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 5: she's like octopus. One time, my husband.

519
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: And I were having a million dollar meal.

520
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,160
Speaker 5: It was ridiculous, and we didn't like one of the things.

521
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:54,399
Speaker 5: Can you imagine We were so laugh embarrassed, And then

522
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,040
Speaker 5: I put in my person that we made love in

523
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 5: a stunning hotel for twenty seven hours.

524
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: But then every it's like still Fanny trying to be

525
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 2: like but isn't it so funny that my mom's so

526
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 2: crazy and weird in her purse is so messy because

527
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 2: she's so all over the place. But I'm put together

528
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 2: and I'm sat, but I'm also funky and I fuck

529
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:15,280
Speaker 2: and I date guys.

530
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 5: Okay, the most sat thing she does is when like

531
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 5: her and her mom back to the teller ride like

532
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 5: film festival road trip is her mom packs the cooler

533
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 5: and she again she's been like so horny for how

534
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 5: her mom like packs a cooler like you are Kristin Cavalary,

535
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 5: like watching a guy packagetti, being like, yeah.

536
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 1: My mom packs cooler.

537
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 5: Oops, but it's like full of tomatoes and plums and

538
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 5: like little things. And then her mom, like in Utah,

539
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 5: pulls out a bottle of rose, fucking badass and like

540
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 5: Fanny is like googling Utah open.

541
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:55,399
Speaker 2: Actually so like a crazy er and she's like after

542
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: much of my protestations, mother continue to open the rose

543
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 2: and then said she would use it as a candle's

544
00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 2: Dakota throughout the night. She would occasionally remove the candle

545
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 2: and top off her glass with more rose.

546
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: And it's like Fanny's daughter was very pert.

547
00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 5: Fanny's like shaking tricking this Utah rose, being like, my

548
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 5: mom is so badass and it makes me so mad,

549
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 5: but like horny at the same time, like when my

550
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 5: mom is opening up fucking like her Trader Joe's six

551
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 5: ninety nine wine, Like, I.

552
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 1: Mean you are a little bit like rell it.

553
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 5: In Yeah, oh, I thought you're gonna be like, you're

554
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 5: chured on by that. I'm turned out by your mom

555
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 5: ordering one.

556
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 1: Because that means that you're getting wine and cocktails. Oh yes, exactly,

557
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 1: Mommy's paying. The credit cards are out. Oka wait.

558
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 2: Speaking of her being kind of Christian but also like

559
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 2: kind of basic in the beginning, when she's talking about

560
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 2: her bedroom, she's going throughout my youth. She largely allowed

561
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,719
Speaker 2: me to ornament my room, however I liked, which is

562
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 2: to say, with things that huge, that terrible powdery teenage

563
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: palette of the nineties, not to mention the wallpaper made

564
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: of dozens of conjoined Absolute Vodka ads, embellished here and

565
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: there with portraits of epupescent Leonardo DiCaprio, which is so you.

566
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:21,240
Speaker 5: I was more Sky Vodka personally man Absolute for me.

567
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: I guess I feel like it's kind of it's very

568
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: like the funky girl, but who's also the popular girl.

569
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 2: It's like she's not actually so alt that she's weird

570
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 2: and girls at school arming her like she still is

571
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: like kind of one of the rich, popular girls.

572
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 5: Also, she's only I'll say this, like she's only having

573
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 5: four Absolute ads on the wall, Like she's saying it's

574
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 5: covered but there are just four. She stole it from

575
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 5: another girl, like she had ads.

576
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Who had thirty absolute ads, and she was like, that's cool.

577
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 2: Where'd you see those images? But I've only ever danced

578
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: in the rosemary fields with my mother. She was eccentric

579
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 2: adult friends.

580
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 5: She had sugar for the first time at age six

581
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 5: when her parents allowed her, like basil strawberry gelato, and.

582
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 2: She's been just like, it's the platonic ideal of the strawberry.

583
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 1: With basil oil, okay.

584
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 5: And then so this book is speckled with recipes, whether

585
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 5: they're hers or her.

586
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: Mother's or a good friends.

587
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 5: And then it's like the recipes couldn't be like less,

588
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 5: I'm going to use these, like some are just like

589
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 5: like the strawberry gelatto, She's just like, get three eggs from.

590
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: The nineteen eighties.

591
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:44,080
Speaker 5: No, it is bring them up to celsius ninety degrees,

592
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 5: like with them for four and a half minutes.

593
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 2: The cilantro pasta where she's just like the cilanto has

594
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: to be from Lulu, the French mattress that my mother

595
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: was a was a foil for my mother.

596
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: She was one hundred and seven.

597
00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 2: She was very angry, but she let us live at

598
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 2: her estate for years at a time, and she would

599
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 2: go and collect her fresh coriander that was like it

600
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 2: was more aged than the coriander that you find the supermarkets.

601
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: It's impossible to find, but if you can, like, she's like,

602
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 2: it's so simple, it's just pasta and then like a

603
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 2: ton of fresh coriander from this dead French woman's garden,

604
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,480
Speaker 2: you like have to fly there.

605
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, And she's like, if you can't go to this

606
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 5: dead woman's French garden, maybe actually go to this stunning

607
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 5: northern California salmon fisherman's garden.

608
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: And then like after that you can go to the

609
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,600
Speaker 1: grocery store.

610
00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, can we talk about her lower back tattoo?

611
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 2: Did you not like get up and walk away, patrol?

612
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 2: She's out of control. She has a lower back tattoo

613
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,160
Speaker 2: of a French vineyard.

614
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 5: You know what it made me think of? It's kind

615
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 5: of being elward the chart little bit, but like vineyard.

616
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but it's just one vineyard? Is it like

617
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: spreading out?

618
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 2: It's so crazy because it's like it's well, that's your trauma.

619
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 1: Could we should get to the vineyard? Nautcha? Oh, the

620
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: nausea Okay, so we're back in France. Everyone fly get there.

621
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 5: She's also like ten, they go to some like lunch

622
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 5: and then they get in a car and they're on.

623
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 2: The way to the koug Okay, but can I just

624
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 2: just say the lower back totto? Partly because it's insane

625
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 2: how she says it. She's saying it like it's not

626
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 2: a lower back tattoo, Like it's not a fucking tribal butterfly,

627
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 2: like in the cheesiest spot that you.

628
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: Can get it.

629
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:42,959
Speaker 2: And she's talking about this like these vineyard owners who

630
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,280
Speaker 2: are like family because everyone is family and their eccentric,

631
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 2: ever expanding shape in hise universe. Still, I believe I'm

632
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 2: the only one of their grandchildren, by blood or otherwise

633
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 2: who has it. Domineer label tattoo acquired at the age

634
00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 2: of eighteen, this permanent sign of familiar commitment. It's in

635
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: the middle of my lower back and was used in

636
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 2: college to get occasional discounts at the one New Haven

637
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 2: wine shop that sold bottles of the vaunted stuff Yale.

638
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: Like Yay Yale, you're in Yale.

639
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 2: I'm showing a lower back tattoo of a French vineyard

640
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 2: to get a discount on a thirty two bottle dollar wine.

641
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 1: I just she's like, I lived in New Haven for

642
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: four years. I absconded to New Haven. It's like, oh,

643
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 1: are you doing there?

644
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 5: I should reveal now that my sister, my sister was

645
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 5: at Yale at the same time with Fanny.

646
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: He did she know her?

647
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy that, Like, I've known you for thirty

648
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: five years, and like you still surprise me every day,

649
00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 2: your sister knowing the daughter of someone.

650
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: I mean, there was a lot of daughters.

651
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 5: So because ye, so, Fanny's roommate was like a play

652
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 5: in the playwriting with my sister and her roommate wrote

653
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 5: a play about a daughter of a famous photographer and

654
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 5: the arts excuse me, yeah, yeah, so, and it was

655
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 5: like just a completely thinly veiled play based on Fanny

656
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 5: and Alice. But then the craziest thing this is like

657
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,319
Speaker 5: talked about in the book. It's not like gossip, but

658
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 5: Fanny when she entered Yale, Alice came to the dining

659
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 5: hall and was like disgusted and was like and Fanny

660
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 5: was like also disgusted in her like dad was also disgusted.

661
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: And they had like a crazy.

662
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 5: Family meeting and orientation, and they were like, we need

663
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 5: to change this. So there was like a meet and

664
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 5: greet with the head of Yale and Alice Waters like,

665
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,800
Speaker 5: where can it change the food in the world?

666
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,719
Speaker 2: And he's just been like, are you going to write

667
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: a check for ten millions?

668
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 5: And then three months later she did, and in my

669
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:03,560
Speaker 5: sister's dining hall, all of a sudden it was like

670
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 5: fresh salads, gorgeous stirphras. People would fake Yale IDs to

671
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,879
Speaker 5: get into that dining hall.

672
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, she tore for Alice.

673
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:17,439
Speaker 2: She tore because Alice knows that food matters. And it's

674
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: not just the food, it's the magic that surrounds it.

675
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: No, it's a revolution.

676
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 5: She started like a garden, a pizza club, and then

677
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 5: Fanny's like, colleges all across the country copied this system.

678
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,239
Speaker 1: And then Fanny was like and.

679
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 5: Then sometimes at night I would go into the garden

680
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 5: started by my mother at Yale, and I would steal

681
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 5: herbs and tomatoes from my dorm meals. The head of

682
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,800
Speaker 5: the garden quote she goes, this is very like her compliment.

683
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 5: He said, we don't have deer, we have Fanny.

684
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,239
Speaker 2: The amount of like quotes from grown ups about her

685
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: being Kobie and unpredictable and.

686
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 5: Wild, but she does also refer to herself as like feral.

687
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:12,479
Speaker 5: In this book, she's such a feral. J you saw

688
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 5: the opposite of feral ordering lobster in France.

689
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 2: She defines straight girl who puts on a flannel shirt

690
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:22,200
Speaker 2: and goes, oh, I'm such a lesbian. Yeah, I'm wearing

691
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 2: one flannel shirt.

692
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: I'm crazy.

693
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 2: I've never looked like a crazy or messy, dirty homeless date.

694
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 1: And then she's like, wait, should I take it off?

695
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: And then she's like.

696
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 5: Wait, I kind of like like it.

697
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 2: It's kind of like bad us, Yeah, weird, I'm stealing

698
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 2: chervil from the cafeteria.

699
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 1: Chervil isbe.

700
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 5: Back to the the nacha for a second, the French nausea,

701
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 5: the nausea, yeah, nausea, how do you call it?

702
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: The nausea nausea?

703
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 5: She gets not on a car ride in front.

704
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 2: Because her parents make her have like a full like

705
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 2: French egg breakfast before they're going on this road trip

706
00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 2: to the Champagne vineyard, and she keeps them.

707
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 5: Like trying to vomit again, so me and like nothing's happening.

708
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: And she's been so fingered on the throat, like on

709
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 2: the side of the road and not vomiting, and like

710
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 2: they're delaying the trip and so they're missing their.

711
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 5: Up ultimately tour of the casts or whatever they have

712
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 5: to Actually, this is gonna be really sad.

713
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: They have to reschedule the cast tour.

714
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:34,400
Speaker 2: I crought one tier just and they're like parents so upset,

715
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 2: and then they just.

716
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: Look at her. I'm like, that's so crazy. The parents

717
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: are abusive.

718
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just I'm calling CPS on Alice Waters.

719
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,000
Speaker 2: But then they do go on the champagne tour just

720
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 2: after lunch, and here's what's so insane.

721
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 5: And she does finally throw up and her dad won't

722
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 5: look at her till the next day.

723
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 1: I know it's fucked up.

724
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 2: And then when they go to this like insane castle

725
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 2: where they make champagne, the like waiter comes out and

726
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: she asks for a salad exactly like the salad they

727
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: make of Japanese.

728
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 5: That's so you which you're being like, oh, you're like nine,

729
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 5: You're like, can supie plague?

730
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: Can I'm a salad? Like they make it?

731
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 5: The fancy restaurant I go to in Boston with my

732
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 5: parents my mom owns.

733
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: And then Alice waters is.

734
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 5: Of course, so she's so embed even more embarrassed than

735
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,560
Speaker 5: the mussels. But then she's literally and then of course

736
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,040
Speaker 5: she goes tarragon dressing for a salad you order of

737
00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:43,640
Speaker 5: your parents in France, gluck of olive oil, three tarragon leaves,

738
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 5: pinch of sugar from France, pinch of salt, whisk if

739
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 5: you have one made by a local parent friend.

740
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: Fresh chalatts when they're at the purple list of the season.

741
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: It's the fair week of May.

742
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 5: She's always saying, like for her like coming home pasta

743
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 5: or whatever, being like, if your garlic is like not

744
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 5: so insanely fresh, don't use it. You're like, well, I

745
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,280
Speaker 5: thought this was dirty coming home pasta?

746
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, hippocris.

747
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: Oh wait, what's also in saying the coming home pasta,

748
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 2: She's like, if you happen to have three different like

749
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,800
Speaker 2: open boxes and we've all been there and it's like whatever,

750
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 2: there's elbows and then there's bow ties.

751
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 1: She's like, don't try to put them on the same pot.

752
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:34,400
Speaker 1: Boil three pots of water. You're like, are you kidding?

753
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 2: And you fucking bitch, I'm coming home to my apartment.

754
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: I'm heating up to three hundred degrees with three pots

755
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 2: of boiling water at different times, with my like third

756
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,839
Speaker 2: of a box of gorilla.

757
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 5: I don't think Alice Waters has elbows in that house.

758
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 5: I say that there's no elbows.

759
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's absolutely.

760
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 2: I mean she's only having the most like you know,

761
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 2: and pasta is so like dusty because it's the whatever.

762
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 5: Completely insane thing to that is like for her recipe

763
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 5: for chicken stock, as she says, her mom every time

764
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 5: she comes somewhere new will make chicken stock, and it's

765
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 5: like hotels chicken stock.

766
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,919
Speaker 2: Well, okay, there's this whole thing in the book where

767
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:20,279
Speaker 2: she's constantly romanticizing her mother trashing rentals, and she's like,

768
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: we would always go to you know, the airbnb of

769
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 2: the verbal owners. We're always a gas at what my

770
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 2: mother would do to their spaces. We lost so many

771
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: a security deposit after she used a cutting board that

772
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 2: wasn't to be for serving, or she found an old

773
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 2: stone pot and created a porridge for the whole town.

774
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 5: No, and then she'll do the same thing and like

775
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 5: a fundraiser that she is like benefiting and sending a

776
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 5: ten million dollar check where she's like she'll be catering

777
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:58,240
Speaker 5: a orphan event and they'll say, oh, we can't grill bread,

778
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 5: and then she'll just find and start a fire in

779
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 5: the middle of a convention center and people come in

780
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 5: in the center of garlic girled Howard. It was so

781
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 5: warming and everyone feels at home and it's like, you know,

782
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 5: some like event pr girl absolutely got fired.

783
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: Oh you know what I mean, Oh you're the Gavin

784
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:20,640
Speaker 2: Newson event. Yes, yeah, when they're at the governor's mansion

785
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 2: and she's like, she used the like non working fireplace

786
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: to grill bread.

787
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 5: Fireplaces were always kind of a trick of me as

788
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,880
Speaker 5: a child of eccentrics because I grew up in a condo,

789
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 5: a condo of eccentrics.

790
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: I feel like, actually my childhood was so childhood was.

791
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 2: My neighbors centric adults and being like all the eccentric

792
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: adults were like an extended family for me, and that's

793
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 2: why I'm weird and precocious and funky and old but young.

794
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 5: No, it was like there was no children, and it

795
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:56,240
Speaker 5: was like my neighbor next door was a Holocaust survivor

796
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 5: who invented a number.

797
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 1: He was my best friend. What number did he invent?

798
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 5: Is?

799
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: I need to like text my mom.

800
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 5: I'm always like, so literally what was the number though,

801
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 5: like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight. And

802
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 5: then there was like a documentary filmmaker who made films

803
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 5: about hospitals.

804
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 2: That's a little shooting fish in a barrel. I don't

805
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 2: know for the nineties, like people being like.

806
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 5: Well, it's kind of the most famous one who did it?

807
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 1: Frederick Wiseman? Anyone? I know one? Who one? Woe whoa whoa. Anyway,

808
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: I guess.

809
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: I do feel like you are going to heard this

810
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 2: way because she's so like all my parents, like weird friends,

811
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 2: like make me this like hyper fame, sex intellectual. I mean,

812
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: I know that's not your presentation, but like.

813
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: You for recognizing on stage is so like girl in

814
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:56,400
Speaker 1: a Paris Review T shirt, which.

815
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 5: Now I own because I played on one softball game

816
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 5: for the Paris And that's.

817
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: What I'm saying.

818
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 5: I have the tea, ye are a little bit Paris

819
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 5: Review tea at the end of.

820
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 2: The day, like and she is being like she is

821
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: storing herself, like reading whatever, like the Gia Tolentino book

822
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:15,319
Speaker 2: and just being like, oops.

823
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: This is a crazy laundry trick.

824
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 5: Just that to switch paces, she gets olive oil which

825
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 5: I'm sure we've all gotten on clothes, and her mom,

826
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 5: instead of just olive oil stain, dips the entire clothes

827
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 5: in olive oil.

828
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: Okay, wait a minute, this happens on an episode of

829
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,400
Speaker 2: Queer as Folk.

830
00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: Really yeah, I.

831
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 5: Think that would work though, because then it's just all darker.

832
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no like blocks. I mean that is that

833
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: is genius.

834
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 2: What like a bride spills red wine on her like

835
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 2: top at the wedding.

836
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: Dip it in red wine? Yes, and so like the.

837
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 2: Gay they're all gay, but like the gay one like

838
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 2: dips it in like a vat of red wine. He's like,

839
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 2: I need two miles of cabarete now, and they're like,

840
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:03,400
Speaker 2: oh my god, your genius faggot, Like, how did you

841
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: do that?

842
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 5: I was also getting so annoyed by the amount of

843
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 5: time she says glog of olive oil in this book.

844
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,640
Speaker 1: It's always a glove.

845
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 5: I think she's just like trying to impress you by

846
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 5: like how much how.

847
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: Much she doesn't give a shit about measurement. She's not

848
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: like he's like, oh fuck the metrics.

849
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 5: She's not being like drizzle, which I feel like is

850
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 5: so like I don't know Giota.

851
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: Okay.

852
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 2: Another thing about her, like she's like always saying that

853
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 2: she's so.

854
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 1: Bad at baking.

855
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 2: Oh, and she was like my mom was so bad

856
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 2: at baking, and like there's this way of saying you're

857
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 2: bad at baking that's actually being like.

858
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 5: I'm the best cook in the entire world, because it's

859
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 5: like baking is just instructions.

860
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, like cooking like sorry, it is for like sad

861
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 2: virgins and like yeah, guys want to fuck me.

862
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 1: And like you cook shin and like scale.

863
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 5: And fires like a Gavin Newsom's man Shin. I'm like,

864
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 5: baking is just like okay, three millileaters or like whatever.

865
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 5: Her like Thanksgiving brag too, is that she has a

866
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 5: crazy Thanksgiving with balls Skags the singer, and she's like

867
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 5: it's so crazy. You would have cranberry sauce, then go

868
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 5: to Boskags Glove across the street and then come back

869
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 5: and keep eating and eating.

870
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:32,920
Speaker 2: And then they make the recipe for cranberry bikita if

871
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,359
Speaker 2: you want to.

872
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I would love to read one of the

873
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 5: whitest recipes.

874
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, cranberry right.

875
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 5: This little sauce is a version of David's genius repurposing

876
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 5: of leftover cranberry sauce page two seventy seven, which transforms

877
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 5: the more standard yogurt based Indian rella. She's like, that's

878
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:03,200
Speaker 5: standard ass Indian relish that's been around for centuries, like

879
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 5: like it's being so like actually so Wendy's salad where

880
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 5: she's like, yeah, I'm gonna blow your mind cranberry, cranberry,

881
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 5: let's cran.

882
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: It up.

883
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 5: Anyway, standard yogurt based Indian relish into a beautiful rose

884
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 5: colored condiment.

885
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 1: She's just like, my white hands made.

886
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 5: This yogurt like so much more beautiful and like instagramma

887
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 5: ball and like write a ball and like journalaball.

888
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:40,359
Speaker 1: Well.

889
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 2: In the context is that she's also just been like

890
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 2: it's crazy to have Thanksgiving in England.

891
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: No one does it there.

892
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 2: They thought we were crazy, but I wanted just to

893
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:55,959
Speaker 2: taste of home, always home.

894
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: And so they're like curR and her friend like or

895
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: like what wouldn't it be so weird? We got a

896
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:06,440
Speaker 1: turkey in London? Can you imagine? And then of course.

897
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 5: They're very humble Christmas morning meal and she's like Christmas

898
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 5: Morning was so simple and like we hardly ate except

899
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 5: for we did slow scrambled eggs with black truffles shaved

900
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 5: over each dish. Super simple, just like literally like Balmart eggs.

901
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 2: Like with my microplane under my pillow in anticipation.

902
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: A recipe. How does she live? What does she wear?

903
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 1: What does she eat? What does she wear?

904
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:54,600
Speaker 5: Whar She's like eco girl brand of like expensive eco

905
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:59,480
Speaker 5: brands you haven't heard of. She has Everlin paint her pants.

906
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: She's definitely a painter her pants.

907
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 2: For sure, and that was her and they're like pre

908
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:07,560
Speaker 2: splattered with paint, do you know what I mean?

909
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 5: And that those are her I'm a lesbian pants and putting.

910
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 2: Them on, She's like, I'm a total lesbian. I'm just

911
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: like shucking oysters from my personal ocean.

912
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 5: She's like telling her husband, She's like, you're gonna hate these,

913
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,919
Speaker 5: but sorry, I love them.

914
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, these are my husband repeller pants.

915
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 5: And then he sees them and he's like, I don't

916
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 5: know every single basic bitch has these.

917
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 1: Like it's he's like, you're not like shykyally.

918
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 2: She's also kind of like fifties dresses, like polka dots

919
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,080
Speaker 2: and stuff like with like.

920
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: Lit like she's like rockabilly.

921
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:41,319
Speaker 2: It's not being so rockabilly in the fit, like it's

922
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: not being so like worse.

923
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:43,760
Speaker 1: Oh it's looser.

924
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: It's not like, yeah, it's a little looser. It's a

925
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 2: little more like anthropology.

926
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: But like what a layered skirt you mean, like layered

927
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: like a boho skirt from old Davy.

928
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,959
Speaker 2: Like tears, like a like a like a like a

929
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 2: of socil.

930
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, let's see right.

931
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 2: Because there's a little bit of the Marie Antoinette aspect

932
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,640
Speaker 2: of her, like I want to play in the fields,

933
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 2: i want to be pastoral. I'm like, I'm doing this

934
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: bucolic kind of so to speak of that.

935
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 5: I feel like she was old Navy bo hoost girt

936
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:18,319
Speaker 5: at Yale when she.

937
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: Was never she's never been in an old Navy, not once.

938
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 5: You don't think her friend brought her and she would goes,

939
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 5: what is this place?

940
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:31,879
Speaker 2: Okay, she did go and she's like, I was never

941
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 2: allowed to go to what my mom called the Devil's stores.

942
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 2: No sugar, no mass produced cotton. They had everything a

943
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,279
Speaker 2: girl could want.

944
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 1: Little tops, tank tops, but she didn't buy anything. And

945
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 1: then she did, she like sold a.

946
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 5: She also, when she told me her Yale years, she

947
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 5: reveals she was a total West Coast wrap devote, so

948
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 5: I feel.

949
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: Like snoop vibes. She's basically Martha Stewart, She's best friend.

950
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: I know.

951
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:14,640
Speaker 5: She's like sucking on a jay, being like California.

952
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,000
Speaker 1: Do you think she sucked on a jay or two

953
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: at Yale? Yeah?

954
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 5: I think she's bong ripping and then being like wait here.

955
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 2: Oh she's she's grabbing so so many like a nasturtium

956
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,960
Speaker 2: from the Yale garden and she's stealing it.

957
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,279
Speaker 5: She's so sweet, my green salad if you know what

958
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 5: I'm talking about.

959
00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 2: Okay, the question is do you think that she's now

960
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 2: so like DTC psalocybin and she's like getting like a

961
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 2: her hills.

962
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like five mgs. She's like, they just help

963
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: me be a better parent. Sorry, they helped me.

964
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,520
Speaker 2: They helped me give Cecily my all and like see

965
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 2: the world through the eyes of a child.

966
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 5: If I can't take care of me, how can I

967
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 5: take care of cecil?

968
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: Yes? Okay, what does she eat?

969
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:09,880
Speaker 2: Obviously turble raa root.

970
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: Oh.

971
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 5: When she talks about her favorite stock she ever made,

972
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 5: wild goose. It can't be raised goose, babe, grab the

973
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 5: goose stock.

974
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:23,720
Speaker 1: We're doing risotto.

975
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,400
Speaker 5: My dad's famous goose risotto.

976
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: My daddy's the bass.

977
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 2: If you don't have goose stock, pheasant will do. Pathan

978
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: stock is fine if you have to.

979
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: Just add a glug of olive oil to it. How

980
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: does she live? Very Instagram its minimal.

981
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 5: She has like a plate line, yeah, I said it,

982
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 5: a plate line, a plate.

983
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 1: Line, and of like little spoons.

984
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 5: And big forks, like all the sizes are different, like

985
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:05,320
Speaker 5: she throwing out the salad fork dessert fork like fucking patriots,

986
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,920
Speaker 5: like the picture your fuck your American ideas of what

987
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 5: like you sorry? And I thought it's just like rugs

988
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 5: from parents friends, and bulls from parents friends and tons

989
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,480
Speaker 5: of Moro rugs.

990
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 2: But don't you think that maybe she's a little bit

991
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: like Cecily is allergic, you know, and so she's getting

992
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 2: a little bit more.

993
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 5: She's not talking to Cecily for a day because Cecily

994
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 5: is allergic to her favorite Moroccan rug.

995
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 2: Right, and so like she's actually like we had to

996
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 2: get these like washable, and like it's still like it's

997
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 2: like five thousand dollars Instagram rug.

998
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: Like it's not rubbable. It's like one level up or whatever.

999
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: I'll say. She's low bad she's low bad.

1000
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 2: No, she's not storage. She's storing things in her other

1001
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,719
Speaker 2: homes and her mother is other homes, and she's like,

1002
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,839
Speaker 2: we all keep our winter coats and friends because that's

1003
00:52:57,880 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 2: where we celebrate Christmas.

1004
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: She wife like she was very taught by her mom.

1005
00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 1: She said.

1006
00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 5: Anytime she even like left a backpack out, her mom

1007
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 5: like shoved into a closet, was like, this is disgusting.

1008
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,719
Speaker 1: You're a peasant, like clean up.

1009
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 5: Maybe there's a mud room, but the mudroom isn't even for.

1010
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 1: Like mud stuff. Absolutely, the mudroom's like dead c Yeah,

1011
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 1: but it's like one shed. No, there's one pair of.

1012
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,040
Speaker 5: Boots that she's like, those are my oyster farming boots.

1013
00:53:24,120 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 5: They're so dirty. I need to clean them.

1014
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 2: I'm nervous companies coming over. My oyster boots are so messy.

1015
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: Don't look. Okay, who are you? Who are in the book?

1016
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously in some ways I am Fanny because

1017
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 2: I'm so study abroad view right, because it's like and you're,

1018
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 2: as we said, you're so like my.

1019
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:52,720
Speaker 5: Parents, friends, therapist, therapist and painters, wild intellectuals.

1020
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: I think, let me run amuck as a child.

1021
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 5: I'm Fanny in childhood and now there you go.

1022
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: We figured it out. Yeah, figure it out.

1023
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 5: I give this book five per Simmons from the South

1024
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 5: of France out of five. Like, this is one of

1025
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:15,040
Speaker 5: the most caring books I've ever read in my entire life.

1026
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 5: And I recommend the audio book. And you enter a

1027
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 5: world and no one else is horny or for their mother,

1028
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 5: and like, we have to celebrate mothers.

1029
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: If we don't, mothers must be celebrated. I give this book.

1030
00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:33,440
Speaker 2: I would say four point five oyster boots out of five.

1031
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: Only I did want more like photos, I guess.

1032
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 5: I was like, I would love to know, like who

1033
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 5: you hooked up with at Yale, But I guess that's

1034
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 5: not what this book is about, or even how you

1035
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 5: met your husband.

1036
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: But sorry, is that too much to ask? Yeah?

1037
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it also would be almost disappointing.

1038
00:54:52,640 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: You'd be rude to Alice. Yeah, al read it's not

1039
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 1: about a daughters, Alice.

1040
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:00,759
Speaker 5: I thought we did kind of like don't ask, don't

1041
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:04,480
Speaker 5: tell in our poly relationship, Like all right, all right,

1042
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:05,719
Speaker 5: you guys.

1043
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:06,120
Speaker 1: You guys.

1044
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:07,480
Speaker 5: This has been amazing.

1045
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: This has been so much fun.

1046
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 3: Best so this a live episode of Celebrity Book Club.

1047
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:30,759
Speaker 5: Stephen and Lily was recorded at The Independent in San Francisco.

1048
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 5: I want to thank all of our epic tech men

1049
00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 5: in San Francisco, from Jeff to Chris to the other

1050
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,760
Speaker 5: Chris to Ali holding it down printing.

1051
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: Stuff for us. You guys are amazing.

1052
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:48,400
Speaker 3: This episode was produced by Darby Masters back in Chicago.

1053
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 5: We're kind of jet Setters. Executive producers Christina Everett, Supervising

1054
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 5: producer is Abu Zafar, and the engineer is Chris in

1055
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 5: Los Angeles, Can you Believe it?

1056
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,600
Speaker 3: The artwork of Horse is by a New York based

1057
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 3: protest Teddy Blanks.

1058
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 5: The theme song written by Stephen Phillips.

1059
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: Horse performed live by.

1060
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 5: Stephen Phillips, Horse and Melli Morada. This podcast was originally

1061
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:17,280
Speaker 5: co created with Profile.

1062
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:19,160
Speaker 1: Projects back in Brooklyn.

1063
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 5: How many cities have I even said?

1064
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:21,520
Speaker 1: Today?

1065
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:26,120
Speaker 5: Subscribe on iHeart, where you can find all your favorite

1066
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