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Speaker 2: You wanna way back home? Either way, we want to

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Speaker 1: Give us time and a turmano and gay. We want

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With Karen and Chris? Mhm, welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks j cole Gara. We

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Speaker 4: are near L A X.

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Speaker 1: God, it's gorgeous, just kind.

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Speaker 2: Of hovering around it like.

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Speaker 4: A nervous school girl, like an or someone uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we are hovering around l A X.

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Speaker 1: We might, we might have bad intentions, mal intent.

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Speaker 2: But not this time. No way, you're picking up the

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Speaker 2: delightful Johnson. Yeah, maybe go around.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it.

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Speaker 2: Jac has just landed.

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Speaker 1: He is a major celebrity in the comedy world.

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Speaker 2: Be sure it's to me.

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Speaker 4: I I've looked up to him as a comedian since

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I remember seeing him on Letterman long ago

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Speaker 1: Or maybe it was the opposite that people were saying,

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Speaker 1: you really do need the gun to get the bullet in, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I think that almost deserved like a rejoicing sound of

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Speaker 1: Coming up with for how accurate that was of you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, to do Yeah, I don't what kind of rejoicing

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Speaker 4: Oh bullet, Yeah, bullets kill people without a gun. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: and a nail can build a house.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, exactly, thank you?

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Speaker 1: Well, was that loud and horrible enough.

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Speaker 4: It was a little shrieky. That's me from the beginning.

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Speaker 4: When I started doing comedy. People always like to compare

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Speaker 4: I'm like, I didn't even know he did stand up

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Speaker 4: No, he had seen me just we just did a

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Speaker 4: But yeah, I like the way Jake's brain thinks, and

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Speaker 2: On people like the Scooby Doo pinion.

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Speaker 1: Yes, that's totally Martha Stewart's face. Someone should do an

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Speaker 1: That would be like good, like hooking back to another episode.

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Speaker 1: joy with your all of your Scooby Doo voices.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the entire cast.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, I'm still working on Fred, but my Daphney

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Speaker 1: I found the picture. Did you remember seeing it? I

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Speaker 1: This is basically me taking a moment to say, hey,

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Speaker 2: I and it's me.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Henry's calling and I don't have time to talk

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Speaker 1: Let's just see what he wants. Henry Phillips, everybody wants

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Speaker 4: Yeah, once a co host turned guest in one episode.

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Speaker 1: Uh am, I I want to turn left? But am

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am, yes, you are allowed.

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Speaker 1: Great. This is a this part of LA which would

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's the single one.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Could it be fox Hills?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, we are near the Fox Hills Mall.

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Speaker 1: Lots of foxes running around in the traffic.

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Speaker 2: They have foxes.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes they're just blowing around like dandelion sports. Just foxes everywhere.

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Speaker 4: I have Yeah, I have a fox hellery. I was

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, now that I know what rejoicing's supposed to

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Speaker 4: You've been giving the wrong impression at all parties for years.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday, friend. No, I'm happy.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm I really, I'm I. Some might say overjoyed

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Speaker 2: Wow, it doesn't you don't doesn't.

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Speaker 2: No one ever showed you how to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: So sad, it's a It is sad. Actually it is sad.

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Speaker 1: Now there's a there's a sign in front of that

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Speaker 4: I'm currently holding one, as is Karen and it is hot.

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Speaker 4: The only thing that that sign isn't letting everyone know

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Speaker 4: I'm not really enjoying it.

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Speaker 1: You're not. No, it's not good.

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Speaker 2: This came out of a robot.

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Speaker 1: Box at the airport Sheridan where we stopped thinking they

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Speaker 2: It used to be a Starbucks.

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Speaker 4: of this not Starbucks to go take down that fucking sign.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: That's what I said. I said, fucking sign. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: Hey had his fist on his hip and I said,

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Speaker 1: This is not He was saying, you'll get your seed,

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Speaker 1: You could?

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Speaker 2: Your seed will grow.

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Speaker 4: I mean, no, there is nothing more offensive than saying, hey,

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Speaker 4: And that's not me being sexist. I think dad could

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Speaker 4: Both my parents worked and then they'd come home late,

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Speaker 4: Ever, it's my we are stopping. This might be the

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Speaker 1: A helicopter lands in front of us. Oh my god, Oh.

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Speaker 2: My sorry, please fly away now, Okay, I can do that. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Michael Winslow is here's why he's underrated. Okay, can he

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Speaker 1: That was pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's the only reason. He just does a better

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Speaker 1: He's like a five point eight, which is exactly what

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Speaker 4: One time I was on radio in Austin with that

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Speaker 4: Michael Winslow was on Radio two and we were just

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Speaker 1: He also does put those sounds together. He's a comedian

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Speaker 4: Tradition right right? Who are traditionally all the who? All

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Speaker 2: They work, and they get working clubs.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be you know what. It's creating a

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Speaker 2: The listeners at home, like, I know who that is?

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Speaker 2: It's signed that comedian in your own brain, right.

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Speaker 1: We all hate A person doesn't have to be a comedian.

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Speaker 1: It could be that lady in your office that's so irritating.

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Speaker 2: Don't your name, don't.

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Speaker 1: Say your name don't even think it, don't even just

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Speaker 2: Know that she exists and that you hate.

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Speaker 1: Her, that you're right there are You know, the internet

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Speaker 2: No, just read my YouTube comments.

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Speaker 1: He's got bad shoes, so you know it's about wrestling. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: So he's, you know, jumping up on the roads and

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: When there isn't a folding chair, he's used to a.

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Speaker 2: We're all scuffed up because he's tossed them at his

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Speaker 1: That guy looked like a beefy er. Stayphaned.

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Speaker 4: Do you think the wrestlers call the other wrestlers co workers?

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Speaker 4: I guess this is more of a Matt McCarthy question.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we could crash into a car and then.

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Speaker 1: We would do it. P s A for not texting

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Speaker 4: Here, I think we just did it. I didn't mean

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Speaker 4: don't see him. I guess he's not.

451
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 2: Quite out here yet. He still hasn't Should we be

452
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:43,080
Speaker 2: so so brass, brash? Brassy?

453
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:43,960
Speaker 1: Should we be?

454
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,480
Speaker 2: Should we with our hairs so brazier?

455
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:48,800
Speaker 1: Thank you.

456
00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 2: Is a nice? Where are you from? Out of town?

457
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 1: What are you? Some kind of?

458
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 4: And now they're honking? No, get in front of me.

459
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 4: I want I need someone to honk at.

460
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,679
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sometimes I let people land just so I

461
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 2: can honk at them.

462
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,040
Speaker 1: Chris we're going around again.

463
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 4: We have to go around, I know, I mean, what

464
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 4: are you solving a crime? Don't leap out of your taxi,

465
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 4: crazy ass. Yeah, I'm really excited to pick up a

466
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 4: fair We almost clipped his.

467
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:14,080
Speaker 2: Uh.

468
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:17,200
Speaker 1: That cab driver jumped out on the driver's side into

469
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,919
Speaker 1: airport traffic.

470
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 4: Such a calm look on his face, But it was

471
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,520
Speaker 4: it was the body of.

472
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:25,320
Speaker 2: An urgent man.

473
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,280
Speaker 1: It was probably he had already his spirit had left

474
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,880
Speaker 1: his body because he was committing.

475
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,040
Speaker 2: The look on that man's face, he's like looking for

476
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 2: his loved ones. He looked. He has a little kid's face.

477
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was lost.

478
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: He was adorable. No, this guy's adorable. Look at this

479
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,080
Speaker 2: old guy.

480
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: Look at him. He's like, I'll get it, dad.

481
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 2: I really he's throwing the Is he frustrated?

482
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,960
Speaker 4: And this damn hat of my wife's stupid traffic?

483
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,280
Speaker 2: No, he's sweet. I never really had a grandpa, Karen.

484
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 1: You didn't know. Oh, I had I had one great grandpa,

485
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:57,040
Speaker 1: awesome grandpa.

486
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 2: He was Oh, was he your grandpa's dad or was.

487
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 1: He a he was my dad's dad. I didn't mean

488
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:03,920
Speaker 1: to say great.

489
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 2: That was a Madison Davids joke.

490
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 4: She said, she has this great grandpa great grandma joke,

491
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 4: Oh was she you're really old or just a really

492
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 4: good grandma?

493
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 2: And I did it wrong. I told it wrong. It's

494
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: basically what you just said.

495
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: I liked it. I didn't understand what was happening till

496
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 1: the end because I was thinking about my grandpa, who

497
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: was the greatest.

498
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine Wyatt too.

499
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,400
Speaker 4: I'd won that was a grumpy and drank and one

500
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 4: that was just grumpy and crazy and didn't need drinks

501
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 4: to be that way.

502
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,720
Speaker 2: And they both were just.

503
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 4: Tall and mean, and they were once I was like

504
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 4: walking and talking, they didn't want anything.

505
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 2: To do with me.

506
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 1: You know what, there's nothing worse than a grumpy old manson.

507
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: They're the worst. They're scary looking, they look like ghouls.

508
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're making it very hard to respect my elders.

509
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 1: Yes, Grandpa, if you're old, you're an old man, and

510
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,159
Speaker 1: you make it to that point, just be nice, Like

511
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: you have a drink, that's fine, but be nice.

512
00:23:59,400 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 2: I wish that.

513
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, which my grandparents because it's kind of the reason

514
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,800
Speaker 4: we left California, where I was born and went back

515
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 4: to Montana. My dad was like, well, the kids should

516
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 4: be around grandparents.

517
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 2: Oh no, we moved down there, and then they just

518
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: weren't into us. They're like, once I started, I think

519
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: I said something. I had an opinion about something once

520
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 2: and he never really looked at me again.

521
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: Because he was from an era where you got to

522
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: open hand slap children.

523
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 4: Right in the floor, or he would there'd be the

524
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 4: salt shaker would be empty and he would just slide

525
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 4: it across the floor and it would hit my grandma's

526
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 4: feet and without flinching, she would pick it up and

527
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 4: put salt in it and put it together.

528
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,120
Speaker 2: Like that's called abuse.

529
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,760
Speaker 1: That's called love. Yeah, that's uh, yeah, that's from a

530
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: different time.

531
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:43,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's they're all gone now. But so I never

532
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 4: everyone's grandparents are gone. I'm not saying that I don't.

533
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 2: You and I we have we have, We've had lost. Yeah,

534
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: we've had lost. We've had the the thing. But I

535
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: do see old men and I'm like, I yearn for

536
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 2: their attention. And that's yearning. It's the worst word I

537
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 2: could have been there. That makes it sound sexual. I

538
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 2: don't want to be with them. I want to just

539
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: be with them.

540
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: You want to have a nice uh cardigan, sweated.

541
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 2: Arm around your shoulder, I was in England.

542
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 4: I think there was all these grandpa's I never had

543
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,200
Speaker 4: because I get I think I'm vaguely English.

544
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:19,760
Speaker 2: Now, No, I don't. I haven't gone to ancestry dot com,

545
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: but I went.

546
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: Don't do it as it is all weird, like military

547
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: records and ship Okay.

548
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Please insert your teeth into the computer.

549
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 3: I just.

550
00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 4: All these old men, Uh like, why is everyone hanking?

551
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: It's traffic, everybody's fine, super Bowl Sunday.

552
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 2: Who is this honking? They're just gonna keep honking.

553
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 4: Sometimes people honk when they're just they don't know. Oh

554
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,639
Speaker 4: he's saying hi to his friend and we're caught in

555
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 4: the crossfire.

556
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 1: Could it be that go bro down on your own.

557
00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you guys are Yeah.

558
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,520
Speaker 2: Isn't the super Bowl happening right now?

559
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:04,880
Speaker 1: It is happening right now.

560
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 2: Maybe well, my grand feathers didn't like me. They knew

561
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 2: I didn't care about football.

562
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 1: Maybe that's what it was. And then my dad, you really,

563
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: are you really taking that personally, because if it was

564
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: an old alcoholic man, it had nothing to do with you, right, Yeah,

565
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,920
Speaker 1: I mean there's there's a little work to be done there.

566
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were cool when I was really little. That's

567
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 2: what matters when it form an account. Yeah, you know,

568
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,760
Speaker 2: when you're fourteen, who wants to hang out with your grandparents?

569
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: Oh, you were fourteen, that's a totally different story. Everyone

570
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 1: hats teenage.

571
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 2: Seven or eight. I don't know. I don't have a

572
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 2: good memory.

573
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 1: Great age.

574
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 2: It's all one big blur. And then college.

575
00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: My grandpa. One time we spent the night at my

576
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: grandma and grandpa's house. They were both from the Old Country.

577
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 1: My grandpa came to America when he was fourteen by himself.

578
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: It's the Old Country. Always mean Italy. I don't know

579
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 2: where that was. It means, but it doesn't come the

580
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:56,920
Speaker 2: Old Country.

581
00:26:56,920 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 1: It depends on what person you're talking to. Sorry, yeah,

582
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: in my family means Ireland.

583
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 4: If you're a Sicilian, then Ireland the boot, the boot

584
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 4: kicked Sicily the boot.

585
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 2: So you're the soccer ball if you're Sicilian. And hey,

586
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 2: and I call him soccer balls.

587
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 1: Don't mess around?

588
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 2: And is that racist?

589
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 4: If I make up my own thing, get out of

590
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,439
Speaker 4: the way, you damn soccer ball? What the hell does

591
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,439
Speaker 4: that mean? Well, Italy kicks you and you're like at

592
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 4: soccer ball?

593
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,160
Speaker 1: Oh well, oh well, too bad. I have to shoot

594
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: you in the head anyway. Sorry, two to the dome.

595
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 2: That's how the yep, all Sicilians will shoot you.

596
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:31,880
Speaker 1: That's right.

597
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll go out on a limb.

598
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: They're gonna shoot me anyway. I might as well tell

599
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: the truth.

600
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:38,680
Speaker 2: I learned it from true romance my grandpa.

601
00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:40,280
Speaker 1: One time we spent the night at my grandma and

602
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:40,880
Speaker 1: grandpa's house.

603
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:41,200
Speaker 2: Huh.

604
00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: They had a lot of portraits of Jesus with thorns. Oh,

605
00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:53,440
Speaker 1: on his worst year, the blue period, you might say.

606
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: And I woke up before my sister and my cousin Nancy,

607
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: and my grandpa was awake looking at me. And then

608
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 1: he waved his hand and he brought me in and

609
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: gave me powdered donut and some tang like I was

610
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 1: the only grandchild he cared about. Meanwhile, he had twenty

611
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: nine grandchildren. Wow, but I got some special early morning

612
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 1: grandpa time because he was awake as early as I was.

613
00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:21,200
Speaker 1: It was great. Kind of not interesting maybe to everybody.

614
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 2: But it is I think.

615
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,639
Speaker 4: Didn't we were gonna say real specific grandpa stories was

616
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 4: our third podcast idea Will these stories have an ending?

617
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 2: You then said, And I said, they don't have to no.

618
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: Oh, good. Then I said, great, that's exactly how mine's

619
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: going to go.

620
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. Well, he said he's getting a coffee.

621
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess uh.

622
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,480
Speaker 2: Oh, no, he's because he's waiting for his bag.

623
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh great, and we're going to go up here. Apt

624
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,239
Speaker 1: we're just going to tell him that we had to

625
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: go by delta going around. Are we going to go

626
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:00,000
Speaker 1: around again?

627
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I guess we have to. Okay, he's waiting

628
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 2: for his bag.

629
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 4: What he just was saying getting a coffee because he's

630
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 4: waiting for his bag. I didn't realize.

631
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: No, that's right. I feel like the treat is for

632
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: the listener. Hello listeners. By the way, have we done

633
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: any kind of a salutation that we like to usually do?

634
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 2: I believe salutation it's the conclusionary, isn't it? Or is

635
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 2: it like aloha?

636
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 1: Salutation is greeting thought salutations like hellos and goodbyes. I

637
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's like hellos and hellos.

638
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 2: It's too so it is so salutations.

639
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 4: A perfect example would be aloha, which means hello and goodbye,

640
00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 4: and it also means.

641
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: To serve your definition. Yes, but in reality it doesn't.

642
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: So it doesn't look if we could just look up

643
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: Charlotte's Web, we would find out exactly what salutation that is.

644
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 3: Some pick.

645
00:29:55,400 --> 00:30:00,720
Speaker 2: Like to take things from it. It's just that might

646
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:01,479
Speaker 2: be from babe.

647
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: No, no, no, some pig. That's Charlotte's Web all the way.

648
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 4: Someone had a joke recently and they were quoting what

649
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 4: one of the things the spider weaved in there?

650
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: And it wasn't that some pig. It was some that's something.

651
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,240
Speaker 1: Was it the big long word?

652
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: Yes? And they did they just able to say it.

653
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh they didn't know. They didn't.

654
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 2: Oh yeah it's been Dubiti or yeah, yeah, it was

655
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 2: like some Oh, well, who cares we Hey, don't get

656
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 2: me starting on on movies with pigs. And I'm I'm

657
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,640
Speaker 2: like talking all day. I'll be talking all.

658
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: Day and day bi Bibe. Pig in the city was upsetting.

659
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 1: Remember that.

660
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 2: I don't. I didn't see him go to the city,

661
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 2: but I did.

662
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:47,479
Speaker 4: I remember, Uh, just him the original country pig. So

663
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 4: at one point he had to oh he was a

664
00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 4: real pig. It's not like he packed a bag and they.

665
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: He didn't wear like a little red master.

666
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 2: Okay, how about a bow tie? I can deal with.

667
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: That you can kind of go for that.

668
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, yes can do? I can go for that.

669
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 2: I yes can do?

670
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: Is the word no, it's not.

671
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 2: It's I was doing a little riff of Paul and.

672
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: Oates, I know, but are those the real words? I

673
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,960
Speaker 1: can't go for that.

674
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 4: I can't go for that. No, I no can do so,

675
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 4: I said, I can go for that, Oh, yes, can

676
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,719
Speaker 4: do so. It's just a little reversal of the content

677
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 4: classic so enjoyable. I mean, I can't I can't speak

678
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 4: for someone like weird Al Yankovic, but I think his

679
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 4: early work it was just like reversing songs to polka, right,

680
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 4: that's right?

681
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: Well, and also he did he really sent up some

682
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: of Michael Jackson's greatest hits, my favorite being I'm Fat.

683
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 2: I have a Banana, have a whole bunch. Right. If

684
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 2: you don't like it, say eve at for launch, just

685
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 2: eat eat it jam On. Jam On described weird Al

686
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 2: and his music. I don't think I would.

687
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: Go for that, but yes can do.

688
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 2: So funny.

689
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 4: Isn't it interesting how he kind of stuck around and everyone.

690
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 2: Likes him, yes for sure, and respects.

691
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 4: Him, and people are coming out of the closet and oh,

692
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 4: they go. God, Prius, you're so indecisive because you have

693
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,560
Speaker 4: no power in.

694
00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 1: Your silent You're a silent killer.

695
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh why did you?

696
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

697
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,080
Speaker 2: I think I know why. We let them in so

698
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 2: we could honk at him. That was such a weird behavior.

699
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was not smart. Driving, very so many bad

700
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: great pulling around almost there, Yes, can do here.

701
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 2: I'm texting Gray.

702
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 1: Text like Howard Kramer.

703
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 2: Uh, sending you the color of the thug and also

704
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 2: the make and model.

705
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: It's black.

706
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 2: It's black, don't right, Gray, hond Ou black Honda.

707
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: Accord.

708
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: What with dog hair? And it should I have written that?

709
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: Okay, send Sarah.

710
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: I bet he has dogs himself. Uh.

711
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing I can do. I'm really ashamed about it,

712
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 1: but now I've it's turned over into just I have

713
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: no feeling about it anymore.

714
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,720
Speaker 2: I hate being at Lax and you said you like it. God,

715
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: I get so uncomfortable here.

716
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: Do you really?

717
00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 4: And it's nice, it's not even crowdedna. I don't know

718
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,959
Speaker 4: what to ask Jake. Oh, let's just I'm gonna I

719
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 4: want to know. There's some general knowledge things. I just

720
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 4: want to know.

721
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: I don't know him very well. I just know that

722
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: I like him and.

723
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: I think he's a very receptive person. Yeah, but you know,

724
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: who knows. He might be uncomfortable. The dog hair might

725
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: make him sneak super bummed out. Who knows. We just

726
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,240
Speaker 1: have to play it by ear. We have to play

727
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: it as it's laid.

728
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,800
Speaker 2: And that Prius cut us off.

729
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 4: And right now it's just forever you see him in

730
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,359
Speaker 4: front of you where you want to be. And now

731
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 4: I'm I'm still mad at that Prius Silent killers. You

732
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 4: cannot make a car. I don't care if it if

733
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 4: it's good for the environment, I do.

734
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:24,560
Speaker 2: Care that it is. I take that it's nice.

735
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 4: It's nice ever since the advent of Prius is and

736
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,759
Speaker 4: there's fewer. When I moved here in two thousand and

737
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 4: three to Los Angeles, there's so many hummers and everything. Oh,

738
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,839
Speaker 4: it was horrible, and I never could see the Hollywood sign.

739
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 4: Now I can see it all the time, and I

740
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 4: really think it is because everyone's buying smarter cars.

741
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 2: But absolutely, the fact that it just.

742
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 4: Rolls up and all you can hear is the tread

743
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,800
Speaker 4: of the wheel, like there's no motor sounds.

744
00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:48,720
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

745
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,720
Speaker 2: I've almost been hit by so many Prius.

746
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: I yeah, it doesn't make sense, Like whoever thought of that?

747
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: They should have put in an artificial noise. Yeah, because

748
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: it's crazy.

749
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:03,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, like or just baseball card and the spokes.

750
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 1: Look at they had to wave to their grandma. Who's

751
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: now coming?

752
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 2: Black pants and a brown shirt, he said, which I.

753
00:35:11,040 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I really like that so distinctive, almost punk rock.

754
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, here we go.

755
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 1: Black pants, brown shirt. Jake Johansson, black.

756
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 2: Pants, brown shirt.

757
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:28,440
Speaker 1: What will you do? Oh, that's that guy was coming.

758
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,120
Speaker 1: I honestly thought that guy was getting into our car.

759
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna roll down the window at the risk of

760
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: making some noise.

761
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,839
Speaker 4: Ah, the sights and sand, well, not the sights, but

762
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 4: certainly the sounds. Boy, I don't I don't see him.

763
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 1: Oh I love his face.

764
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got a great face. Hey, I'm gonna tell him.

765
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 2: You said that. You just wait, you just wait, Leon, Okay,

766
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 2: I always want to.

767
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,319
Speaker 1: It's open, it should be open.

768
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 4: Oh uh oh, I always want to help.

769
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: Hi.

770
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 2: Hi.

771
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Oh that was way too high. Did you hear how

772
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: high my voice went?

773
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: There?

774
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: It's okay, exclamation of joy.

775
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 4: It's okay, Hi, here he comes, Jake, Joe hands and everybody.

776
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,120
Speaker 1: Yes, well it's covering all the dog hair on.

777
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 3: She has dogs, and look, she's moved the sheet. But

778
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 3: I'm glad I.

779
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: Didn't the sheets clean.

780
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,080
Speaker 2: It would have been funny if you got under it

781
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 2: and just immediately took a note.

782
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: Just well, it seems like you're picking up a dog.

783
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: I know.

784
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 2: I kind of always am if there's one in the

785
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: road and it looks like it doesn't have an owner,

786
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 2: I'll grab that pick it up.

787
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 3: Okay, let's see if we can get a dog on

788
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:44,880
Speaker 3: our way.

789
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 2: Jake, I'm telling on your Karen, Jake. As soon as

790
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 2: you came out, she's like, I look at his great face.

791
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 3: It's true, I said a face.

792
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: You have a great face.

793
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: It's great to see her face.

794
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,000
Speaker 3: This is just my face.

795
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 2: I think it's in a roundabout way because I'm uncomfortable.

796
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: We're saying you're handsome.

797
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 3: Well, that's sweet. Oh, you're welcome. I can't believe I'm

798
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 3: in the back by myself, because is it.

799
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 2: A little weird because you're talking to the back of

800
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:12,240
Speaker 2: our heads.

801
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 1: I'm staring at you through the rear of your mirror.

802
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: It's nice. I like your podcast.

803
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: Thank you.

804
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: It's nice to get a ride from the airport, though,

805
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 3: I was thinking when I was, you know, texting it

806
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 3: back and forth and like, oh God, it's easier to

807
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: take a cab than to do this. But now that

808
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 3: I'm in the car, I'm really.

809
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 2: Right, aren't you glad we're not an angry cab driver.

810
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 3: I would love it if this turned into like a

811
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 3: meal and then we all go out tonight, we get

812
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 3: some pizza.

813
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,560
Speaker 2: Recording the whole time.

814
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 4: Come on, we we know, and especially for the send

815
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 4: off episodes where we're bringing people to the airport.

816
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 3: That's what I really wish that I you know, I

817
00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 3: mean not to take anything away from this experience.

818
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 4: It seems like so far jakuphonely complained about it.

819
00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 2: Seems like you're not you know.

820
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 3: I don't think of myself as a complainer, but maybe

821
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:05,640
Speaker 3: it's time to face the Yeah that those early morning ones,

822
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,320
Speaker 3: you know, like I have to go to Columbus on Thursday.

823
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to leave my house at

824
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 3: five in the morning. Where will you be then, just

825
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,360
Speaker 3: out of curiosity.

826
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: We'll be right in front of your house at four

827
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 1: forty five.

828
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 3: Okay, sequel, that's what I smell.

829
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: So let's put some cliffhangers in this one.

830
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's it's gonna end. Okay, ellipses.

831
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: I have the worst diarrhea right now, and it's because

832
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: I ate a bag of diamonds on the planet.

833
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: To be continued.

834
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: Will they become millionaires or just have a mess on

835
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 1: their hands.

836
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 3: I went into that airplane bathroom, and you never think

837
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 3: you're going to see a bag of diamonds in there,

838
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 3: but there it was sure, And I thought, if I

839
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 3: come out with these, they're going to know that I

840
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 3: have them. But if I eat them, I can deny

841
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: I had eat the bag too.

842
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 2: That's what one of the only reasons people don't eat

843
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: bags of diamonds. That's they really cut you up on

844
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:53,319
Speaker 2: the way.

845
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:56,399
Speaker 3: It's not even the diamonds, it's that velvety bag thing.

846
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 3: That's what I think is really going to be the problem.

847
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 5: Where the diamonds in like a purple crown royal, they

848
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 5: were sitting on top of the bag, and so I

849
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't put the diamonds in the bag

850
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 5: because I thought, look, that's gonna that's going to create

851
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:08,840
Speaker 5: a real.

852
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 3: Kind of a bottleneck. No pun intended. I ate the

853
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 3: diamonds separately, and then I also ate the bag I

854
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 3: felt like, if you leave the bag in there, it's

855
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 3: kind of Oh, you want to take a right here

856
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 3: to go?

857
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's go right here. Yeah, we're going to go

858
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 2: to and you can.

859
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 3: Go any way you want.

860
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 1: Did I just make you spell that coffee?

861
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: Just a little bit? But that's not bad. I was

862
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 3: going to wash these clothes when I got home. I'm

863
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 3: coming home. That's the beauty of coming home. Man, would

864
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 3: I be mad if we were on our way to

865
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 3: the airport now? Like? Great? Now I'm going to be

866
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,319
Speaker 3: in Ohio all week.

867
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: Coffee freaking of coffee.

868
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to add one thing to the

869
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 4: diamond thing. I would have eaten the bag first, just

870
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 4: to coat my stomach. Oh yeah, I've been waiting to

871
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,800
Speaker 4: say that. Well, you know, we hadn't moved on to

872
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 4: a coffee.

873
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 3: This is the thing. Everybody's got an opinion after the fact.

874
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 3: I don't know where you were when I was on

875
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:56,319
Speaker 3: the plane.

876
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 2: I here's the problem with our early morning.

877
00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 4: When someone has a six am flight and we've gone

878
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 4: all the way down for a four o'clock pick up

879
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,799
Speaker 4: in studio City.

880
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 2: We're all so tired. No one is funny. I'm not

881
00:40:10,719 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 2: funny until.

882
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 3: I worried about two o'clock. I worried about that myself too.

883
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 3: I worried that, you know, I'm slightly emotional now. That

884
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 3: must be part of what happens when you pick people

885
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 3: up at the airport.

886
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crying usually on this podcasts, and

887
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: you've been traveling, you you would think you would just

888
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: be used to it by now, but it's still not

889
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 1: a pleasant.

890
00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 3: I've only just recently realized that I've done my career wrong. Well,

891
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: you know, a couple of weeks ago, or maybe it

892
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 3: was a week ago. Who can even tell? What is

893
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 3: a week ago or what's a couple of weeks ago,

894
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 3: or what happened this afternoon a north Stra damis maybe. Yeah,

895
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 3: everything is so different now that I've swallowed those diamonds.

896
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 3: You can do either one. But yeah. I did a

897
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 3: show down a comedy Magic and I thought, well, this

898
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 3: is gonna be fun. I'm headlining down here and it's

899
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: low pressure. It's Tuesday Wednesday night, and then it's Paul

900
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,680
Speaker 3: Riser and Ray Ramono are doing guest sets, and then

901
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 3: so they go on legends of you know, TV comedy.

902
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 3: People can't believe they're even in the same room with

903
00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 3: it right right, And then I go on and I realized, Oh,

904
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 3: I see with the mistake that I've made. Now it's

905
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 3: also clear I've done my career as if performing on

906
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 3: stage was my job and TV and movies were this

907
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 3: hobby thing that I did.

908
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: It's so funny.

909
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 4: We were talking about that right before we picked you up,

910
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 4: and I've been doing the same thing. I just always

911
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 4: wanted to be a comedian for a living.

912
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm loving it like I was. Just in Atlanta.

913
00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 3: I worked at the Laughing Skull. It's a great club,

914
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: the tiniest club in the university.

915
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 2: It's like an eater, isn't it.

916
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 3: And I did this low budget movie that they're doing

917
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 3: while I was there as like a favorite thing during

918
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 3: the day. Sure, but that's not the way you're supposed

919
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 3: to be doing movies. You're supposed to be putting your

920
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 3: comedy stand up career on hold, going to do a big,

921
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,799
Speaker 3: giant movie and you get a sitcom and you go

922
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,600
Speaker 3: back to doing stand up later on. But I've done

923
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 3: it the other way around. It's too to change it. Now.

924
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:04,399
Speaker 2: Are you a person that likes acting? Do you act?

925
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 3: And I like the part where you actually have the job.

926
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 3: I just want to point out that things are going

927
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 3: to be different once I shit these diamonds.

928
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 1: The whole tone is going to change.

929
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:15,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, my career is going to change. I mean that's

930
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,759
Speaker 3: kind of the that's going to be an injection of

931
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 3: financial security that I've you know, yet to experience in

932
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 3: my life. Not that things are you know, I don't

933
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 3: want to kind of maintain this tone of complaining because

934
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 3: things are fine. I'm very happy.

935
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 4: Well, you're probably uncomfortable though physically, just with them in there.

936
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 4: You you there's no way you aren't feeling that diamonds

937
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 4: in there. But it's the heartest substance known to men, right, Yeah.

938
00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,439
Speaker 3: Well, but I had a big lunch on the plane too,

939
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 3: so they're yeah, they're kind of mixing around. When you

940
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 3: said that you're probably feeling feeling uncomfortable, I thought you

941
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 3: were talking about the back seat of the Oh, I.

942
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,640
Speaker 1: Don't think you're going to be able to though.

943
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 3: Look at that the sheet's there. Okay, we'll take it easy.

944
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: There's a kind of Mormon feel to that setup back there,

945
00:42:57,840 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: where there's a sheet for keeping you doing things.

946
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I guess I guess it is bad that

947
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 4: it's not every time there's a sheet back there there the.

948
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: Mormons do with the sheet. I knew that there was

949
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 3: a Jewish thing with a sheet and the board, and it.

950
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: Was a Jewish I thought, thinking of a special magic

951
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 4: underwear that you can oh, that's a certain pair of

952
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 4: underwear that it's okay too.

953
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: We should stick to our own religions. In my church.

954
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 3: You don't have to do any of that. You can

955
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:27,160
Speaker 3: do it. You know, you're not supposed to have sex

956
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 3: until you get married, so I guess I blew it there.

957
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 3: What is your church, Jake, Well, I don't really have

958
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 3: a church, but I grew up in the We were

959
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 3: Congregational Presbyterian, you know, which is kind of the the

960
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: most Protestant Protestant churches. I mean, maybe not Unitarian. Those

961
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: guys are pretty relax. That's almost like a you know,

962
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 3: pot party.

963
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 2: I went to it.

964
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 4: I was in a Presbyterian youth group in high school

965
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:56,000
Speaker 4: just for the pot I know, I really did, and

966
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:58,319
Speaker 4: it was really I even was very open with my

967
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 4: pastor guy that I'd never had the Bible and kind of.

968
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 2: Saw a lot of holes in it and maybe was agnostic.

969
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:09,319
Speaker 2: And he's like, that's Okay, wow, because we have some

970
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 2: a big sale to run or whatever. We just did.

971
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: That's all business. See. My family was the opposite because

972
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,399
Speaker 1: I was raised Catholic, and we went to summer camp

973
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: that was Episcopalian, and we came home on a Sunday

974
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: and went to like morning Mass with all the kids

975
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: we went to camp with at the Episcopalian church. And

976
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: then when we got back to my aunt's house, my

977
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: grandma was there and she said, are they going to

978
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: go to real church?

979
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: Now?

980
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: She wanted us to go to Catholic Mass. We'd already

981
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: gone to Episcopalia.

982
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,440
Speaker 3: Oh And see, from me, from my point of view,

983
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: the Presbyterian Church Episcopalians were actually very that's the real deal.

984
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,640
Speaker 3: That's the Henry the eighth version of Catholicism, right, I

985
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 3: mean that sort of the Church of England. They kind

986
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,840
Speaker 3: of he invented his own church once they wouldn't let

987
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 3: him get divorced and then and.

988
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,640
Speaker 1: That was what Episcapalion's turned into.

989
00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:56,879
Speaker 3: That's my understanding of it. But again, we're a little

990
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 3: over our heads here in the hun.

991
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 1: We're beyond over my head.

992
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: You're where, Yeah, we're in an arena. I know nothing

993
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 2: about I couldn't finger Henry the eighth and a lineup

994
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,080
Speaker 2: if I Yeah, I mean photo.

995
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 3: Big fat guy. He's always eating a turkey leg.

996
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:11,760
Speaker 2: I've seen him down at the beach.

997
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, Renaissance Renaissance fair. Have you ever been to

998
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 3: a Renaissance fair?

999
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 2: I've always avoided them? Should I Have I been wrong

1000
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:18,839
Speaker 2: this whole time?

1001
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,880
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a good sequel to this episode.

1002
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: Also fair.

1003
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 4: The only wait, I'll go to a Renaissance fair if

1004
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 4: you can promise me a couple of things, A person

1005
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 4: with a snake and maybe a juggler.

1006
00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 3: Well, come on, I feel like you're sitting the bar

1007
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 3: a little bit.

1008
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 2: With a tall order. It's a tall order.

1009
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: Okay, we can bring our own snake.

1010
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 3: Oh there's gonna be if there will be a lady

1011
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 3: with a snake. I don't worry.

1012
00:45:44,680 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: I forget. I have a snake, and you know what,

1013
00:45:46,120 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 2: I forgot to feed it.

1014
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 1: Jake.

1015
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:54,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I don't really want to get serious. I

1016
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 3: want to go to the Renaissance.

1017
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: Right now.

1018
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 2: I want a mug of mead from the wench.

1019
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 3: And I've never really thought of myself as that guy.

1020
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 3: You know, there's the dungeons and Dragons. Guys like Brian

1021
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:11,600
Speaker 3: Posan was telling me he does a podcast where they

1022
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 3: just play Dungeons and Dragons.

1023
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's great play, right.

1024
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so, But I mean I can't. I

1025
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 3: don't even know how Dungeons and Dragons works. But either

1026
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 3: the Renaissance Fair was pre Dungeons and Dragons, That's all

1027
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 3: I'm saying.

1028
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, is the original cosplay?

1029
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 3: Yeah? What if? What if instead of coming here and

1030
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 3: seeing real people doing these things, we just rolled dice

1031
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 3: and pretend in our.

1032
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,600
Speaker 1: Basement, we won't have to do all this hideous interacting.

1033
00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 2: Well, there's new versions of that. What it's the game.

1034
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 4: There's some not like risk but a newer version of

1035
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 4: that about overtaking the world.

1036
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: And people play it now live.

1037
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,279
Speaker 3: It's like a risk a game.

1038
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah.

1039
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 2: A lot of girls play it.

1040
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 3: Girls.

1041
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, girls, it's like it's I wish I knew the

1042
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 2: name of the game.

1043
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 3: I wish you did too.

1044
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like I've wasted the last twenty seconds.

1045
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 3: Well, we can google this, we'll fitgure it out later.

1046
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 3: There's people googling it right now getting mad at us.

1047
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 3: What's the google girls? Renaissance It's a dating game Melton

1048
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 3: Bradley dating game Twister. Yeah.

1049
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:17,880
Speaker 2: I guess it's nothing like Dungeons and Dragons unless you're

1050
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,279
Speaker 2: into that it's a dating game.

1051
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've World of Warcraft.

1052
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 4: I've always wanted to go not No, I'm not a renaissance.

1053
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 4: I like going to the Civil War reenactments. Jake, how

1054
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 4: often are you on the I.

1055
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 3: Don't believe you've ever been to a civil war. I'm

1056
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 3: I know we're not playing a game show right now,

1057
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 3: but I have to say I doubt that. I doubt

1058
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 3: that you've been to a civil war.

1059
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 4: When I lived in Austin where I first saw you

1060
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:47,359
Speaker 4: at the Bad Dog Comedy Theater, It's likely they never

1061
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 4: paid you.

1062
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 3: I did get paid there.

1063
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 2: Kevin didn't Kevin meanie, and he he lived up to

1064
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 2: his name. He was not happy. That was just a

1065
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,399
Speaker 2: dumb joke. But I remember he was.

1066
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:02,439
Speaker 3: Oh, potholes always matter.

1067
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,920
Speaker 4: Why people have four wheel drive trucks in LA And

1068
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 4: then and then I go over those potholes and I'm like, Okay,

1069
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 4: that made me want to have them.

1070
00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: It's just gonna get worse. I don't I don't want

1071
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 3: to get all political, but I mean, I feel like

1072
00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 3: you were talking about infrastructure right now, and Barack Obama

1073
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 3: has let us down. And I don't think Republicans are

1074
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 3: going to be any help either.

1075
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: You know, it's gonna it's all just gonna slowly fall apart.

1076
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 2: It starts with a hole in the road and then

1077
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 2: it ends up with our kids being homeless.

1078
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 3: Hey, did you speaking of our kids? Did you know

1079
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 3: there's a measles epidemic right now?

1080
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 4: Yes, well I did.

1081
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, it started at Disneyland, is what I heard. Or

1082
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 3: it's where that's the epiplosion center.

1083
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 4: Everyone's everyone's coming down on Jenny McCarthy and uh, and

1084
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 4: she's like become the poster child for the lunacy of

1085
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:52,719
Speaker 4: not inoculating your kids. But I the measles momp's Rubella

1086
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 4: shot when I was a kid gave me an immediate reaction.

1087
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,319
Speaker 2: I had roseasia, I had convulsions, I.

1088
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: Would a very high fevers, and my mom was always like,

1089
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:05,359
Speaker 4: I know, you were fine and healthy until we got

1090
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 4: you inoculated. Then again, so I've had a mom that

1091
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 4: my whole life was kind of saying that Jenny McCarthy's stuff, really.

1092
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 3: Except you've got the vaccination, so you never came down

1093
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: with the real mesle, and you've got a great career.

1094
00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 3: We're in a car doing a podcast right now.

1095
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right. I mean so I almost baked my

1096
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 2: brain as a baby.

1097
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't consider this a high ten, you're

1098
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 3: right all the way around.

1099
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you've won.

1100
00:49:32,239 --> 00:49:34,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, your mom is wrong, but I agree Jenny McCarthy

1101
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,440
Speaker 3: deserves a break. I mean, I don't think enough things

1102
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 3: have gone her way.

1103
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 2: What I gleaned from that is I have a pretty

1104
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 2: good life. That's what I keep thinking.

1105
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 3: Thank you. Yeah, well that's what I was thinking. I

1106
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:46,480
Speaker 3: was thinking. I wish I was the guy who was

1107
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 3: picking people up at the airport doing a show.

1108
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 1: Will be good.

1109
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, someday, I so close.

1110
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: You're close.

1111
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 2: Just just stick to it. You'll get there. Kid. I

1112
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: like to say that to.

1113
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: When I started comedy. Yeah, we both do.

1114
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were talking about that earlier. It's something we

1115
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 2: should have mentioned.

1116
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,840
Speaker 3: I really like you guys too, So this is really great.

1117
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 3: What are we going to do after this? And I

1118
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 3: don't know why I looked up to you. Huh.

1119
00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 2: I looked up to you and you said, well, I

1120
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 2: like you guys too.

1121
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 3: Oh that's actually well, I didn't think I can say

1122
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: that I look up to you because that would be weird, right,

1123
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 3: I mean, how could we both look up to each other's.

1124
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 2: Making fun of my height because I'm short.

1125
00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 3: I didn't remember that about you.

1126
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: Now that I'm five nine going on, I'm actually shrinking.

1127
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:34,800
Speaker 4: We did a speakeasy together.

1128
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,200
Speaker 3: Oh that show was so ridiculous. We did a show

1129
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: in a bar that was so dark, Like the light

1130
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,200
Speaker 3: on stage was not as bright as your phone. The

1131
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 3: flashlight thing on your was.

1132
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:47,200
Speaker 2: Like one wayward Christmas, a string of light. But it

1133
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:51,719
Speaker 2: was just one little bowl. But it was called the Prohibition,

1134
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 2: I think something like.

1135
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 3: I can't remember. It was in Culver City and it

1136
00:50:56,280 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 3: was booked by our friend Al Jackson. Jackson and I

1137
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 3: spoke to Al about it. He said that the guy,

1138
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 3: the guy who runs the room, got up at he

1139
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,640
Speaker 3: and wanted to kind of start making all these rules

1140
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 3: about the comedians and the blah blah blah that you know,

1141
00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 3: he totally became a prima donna producer. No, so Al

1142
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 3: had he yanked that show out of that room, which

1143
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:16,600
Speaker 3: is a real shame.

1144
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: So the guy took the lights with him.

1145
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 3: When yeah, I'm doing a show tonight under the covers.

1146
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 3: Once my wife goes to sleep. We're going to do

1147
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,919
Speaker 3: it under the covers on my side of the bed,

1148
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 3: but you kind of have to be quiet.

1149
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 4: Okay, do you need a temper pedic bed for that

1150
00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 4: or I already have that. Have that because a lot

1151
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 4: of times, you know, you know, the people want to

1152
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,120
Speaker 4: do stand up and the wife will either want to

1153
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,280
Speaker 4: sleep or drink wine.

1154
00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:40,799
Speaker 1: Jake, what is your sleep number?

1155
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,799
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't. We have the temper peediic. I don't

1156
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: really understand the sleep number. That's a little laughter my time.

1157
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 2: But you have to actually own the bed and read

1158
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: the manual.

1159
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 3: Do you know anything about it? Which is the more firmer?

1160
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,439
Speaker 3: Is that a higher number a lower number?

1161
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 1: No idea. I've only seen the commercial one hundred times,

1162
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: but I don't really know what that.

1163
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 3: I know I have a sleep number, and that's really

1164
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 3: all I think.

1165
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm proud have one.

1166
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 4: I have a seaypostropedic and that's because you know, it

1167
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:09,359
Speaker 4: makes it easier. I can just electronically elevate my legs

1168
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 4: for my gout and.

1169
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: Then Kraftmatic, yeah, craftmatic adjustable.

1170
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,359
Speaker 2: I grew up with waterbeds, and I think that's why

1171
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 2: I have scoliosis and a number of hip problems.

1172
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,080
Speaker 3: I really, did you really have? Did your parents have

1173
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 3: a waterbed?

1174
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 2: I had a series of waterbeds as a kid, and I.

1175
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: A child's waterbed.

1176
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 3: Well it was warm.

1177
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: You know. I grew up in Montana and lived in

1178
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 2: a basement my whole life.

1179
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:32,560
Speaker 1: Were you rich?

1180
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 2: I got out, I got out of there.

1181
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 3: Are put in a basement with it?

1182
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 1: They get their own basement waterbed? My god, it just never.

1183
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 2: Had enough water in it. So it was like a hammock.

1184
00:52:44,640 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 4: It was like I was sleeping in a water hammock. Right,

1185
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 4: So my back was always constantly arched. And I think

1186
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 4: you can all tell with my I'm very self conscious

1187
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 4: about my.

1188
00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 2: H Yes, oh I love when yes.

1189
00:52:58,440 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 3: Good.

1190
00:52:58,719 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 2: He works for the city.

1191
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,840
Speaker 3: That's good that he has a This guy with a

1192
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 3: reflector vests and a my key Helmetah, welcome to the neighborhood.

1193
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 2: He's just a crossing guard with a lot of spirit. Anyway,

1194
00:53:11,239 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 2: I'm a bad posture, are you, Jake? Are you a

1195
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,080
Speaker 2: married person to have family?

1196
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 3: I am?

1197
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:17,400
Speaker 2: I am.

1198
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 3: I wasn't kidding about my wife. I was kidding about

1199
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,440
Speaker 3: the podcast in bed with her.

1200
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 4: But I remember you mention wife just moments ago. And

1201
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 4: I obviously I get I think, do you have kids?

1202
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 3: That's what I have a wife and we have a

1203
00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: daughter who's ten.

1204
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 2: That's terrific.

1205
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,399
Speaker 3: And that's why I'm not out. That's why we don't

1206
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 3: get to see each other more often. That's the that's

1207
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 3: why we have to wait until Al Jackson does a

1208
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,799
Speaker 3: show in a flashlight show in a tiny bar.

1209
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,600
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to see if I can do something

1210
00:53:40,600 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 2: about that.

1211
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 3: I am too, I'm trying to get out more. I'm

1212
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,360
Speaker 3: trying to be amongst more people. This is the step

1213
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,759
Speaker 3: in that direction. Once, Yes, this is yeah, this is it.

1214
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: Well, I know many people who would love to have

1215
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 1: you on their shows around town. Many.

1216
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:55,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, you could just kind of take your pick of

1217
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 4: the ones that are just fun where you're actually getting

1218
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:01,480
Speaker 4: work done, because I I tend to just do whatever

1219
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 4: show someone offers me, and I'll drive. I'd live over

1220
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 4: here on the West Side like you, and I'll drive

1221
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,160
Speaker 4: all the way to It's a.

1222
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 3: Long way from here to there. Yeah, you've done any

1223
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 3: of those shows that are like in some like they

1224
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:12,879
Speaker 3: roll up a garage door and you do a show

1225
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 3: in the driveway, and sometimes they're great.

1226
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:19,480
Speaker 1: There's there's a whole spate of living room shows that

1227
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 1: space is not the right word. But there's a bunch

1228
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 1: of living dearth, a bunch of living room shows where

1229
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: the kids that go there are so into it they're

1230
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: like some of the best shows I've ever done.

1231
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 3: I totally get why the kids who go there would

1232
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 3: be into it, But what I don't understand really is

1233
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 3: like I feel like we might have lost track of

1234
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 3: what we're trying to do, which is, you know, we're

1235
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:45,239
Speaker 3: trying to make a living you know. I feel like

1236
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 3: if you can't ever charge someone to cover or get

1237
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,600
Speaker 3: paid for doing stand up, then I mean, you're not

1238
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 3: gonna get your own sitcom from doing a show in

1239
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 3: somebody's living room. Are true though, But if it's true,

1240
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:57,799
Speaker 3: I'm ready to do the living room. I don't want

1241
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 3: to be completely mercenary about this living room.

1242
00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:02,400
Speaker 4: Show, but I feel that way when I'm on the

1243
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 4: road and I go to some club. The last one

1244
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:07,920
Speaker 4: that really made me sleep in the fetal position was

1245
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:10,799
Speaker 4: in Houston, the Joke Joint.

1246
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:11,919
Speaker 3: And it was I've never been there.

1247
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,920
Speaker 2: It was, yeah, don't I'm gonna and they might be listening.

1248
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:18,279
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you're sweet, lady Rachel, but I, uh, well,

1249
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,360
Speaker 4: I really have hurt my feelings every night, and I'm like,

1250
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 4: I'm certainly not.

1251
00:55:22,800 --> 00:55:24,800
Speaker 2: Going to get a sitcom coming.

1252
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,680
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I guess you're right.

1253
00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard to know you have to do both,

1254
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 2: though I.

1255
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: Do know that it honestly seems like these days, like

1256
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,759
Speaker 1: in la if you're in a living room show, the

1257
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:39,280
Speaker 1: odds that there's some young assistant to a highly powered

1258
00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 1: person sitting in that audience in.

1259
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 3: The living room.

1260
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's I swear to god. There's people where

1261
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,759
Speaker 1: it's just like, oh I saw you at this thing,

1262
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 1: or I'm like, why in God's name would you be there? Yeah,

1263
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,960
Speaker 1: And it's because they, as their job, go to just

1264
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: places around town and they go to like hip things.

1265
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I don't I don't need to get paid

1266
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,719
Speaker 3: to do a living room room show because I have

1267
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,280
Speaker 3: an ass full of diamonds right now. But most people,

1268
00:56:01,560 --> 00:56:03,200
Speaker 3: I feel like, you know, you see some of these

1269
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 3: young youngsters and they you know, it'd be nice if

1270
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,440
Speaker 3: not only maybe there's an executive there, but they got

1271
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 3: twenty dollars.

1272
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 1: I know. Sometimes they do some shows, right.

1273
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 4: It's funny because I would think it would happen all

1274
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:21,080
Speaker 4: the time. Oh, we're just three minutes from your house.

1275
00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:22,759
Speaker 3: I know, Well we could go around that. You could

1276
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 3: go around the block if you want.

1277
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 2: To, Sure, we must. I mean I want to talk more.

1278
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,080
Speaker 3: I don't mind talking. But if we sit getting the driveway,

1279
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: my wife will come out and maybe come in the house.

1280
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,880
Speaker 3: I can promise you that most of them.

1281
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:38,520
Speaker 4: Most most most drop offs we've had, they we come

1282
00:56:38,560 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 4: home to an wife that is angry and coming out

1283
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 4: with her hair and curlers.

1284
00:56:45,400 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: Rolling pins.

1285
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:50,439
Speaker 3: I wish to get my wife would fucking get busy

1286
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 3: with that rolling pin. That would be so happy. I mean,

1287
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 3: the only thing she uses that thing for is to

1288
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:56,720
Speaker 3: chase me around.

1289
00:56:57,760 --> 00:57:01,919
Speaker 1: Not a pie in sight, No handsome's house, get about it.

1290
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,479
Speaker 1: Remember when we were in Sacramento together. Well I wasn't

1291
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 1: really on the show, I think, but it was Dave

1292
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:10,160
Speaker 1: Anthony was opening for you and we get to hang

1293
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: out for a weekend. Now this was back in the nineties.

1294
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 3: Uh, this is just Dave's favorite show.

1295
00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:17,160
Speaker 1: What this podcast?

1296
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: No? I worked with Dave and Sacramento one time, and

1297
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 3: he's told the show on my podcast a couple of times,

1298
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 3: and I don't know if he's If you're thinking about

1299
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 3: this story where there's a group of young people in

1300
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 3: the audience that are kind of handicapped and Dave doesn't

1301
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 3: realize it, and they're kind of talking to each other

1302
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 3: and doing some making some noises that are that are

1303
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 3: kind of enthusiastic, and they're supporting and they're really enjoying

1304
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,600
Speaker 3: the show. Dave says something to him once and then

1305
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,680
Speaker 3: they say something again. He goes, what do you retarded?

1306
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 3: And the whole rest of the crowd goes, oh my god.

1307
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 3: Of course they didn't care. The kids didn't care. They

1308
00:57:53,120 --> 00:57:54,880
Speaker 3: were having a good time. And he meant it as

1309
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 3: a joke. He didn't mean it as a mean thing,

1310
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:59,200
Speaker 3: but he was so more fun.

1311
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 4: I've had the exact same thing happened at Cap City

1312
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 4: when I when I lived in Austin. There's people in

1313
00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:06,480
Speaker 4: the back and they were laughing, and I annoyed they

1314
00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 4: were rather than laughing, they're just making an outburst. And

1315
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,320
Speaker 4: I didn't say I think I said something a little

1316
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:19,040
Speaker 4: lighter than retarded, but the entire audience was like, whoa

1317
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 4: should I go here?

1318
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: We're actually the other way back? Yeah yeah, yeah, but

1319
00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 3: that's okay, So take the left whenever you well, or

1320
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 3: you can go up and take a rite and come

1321
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,760
Speaker 3: back to here and then go back.

1322
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. So sorry you called

1323
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: them a name like return.

1324
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 2: I said, I feel like, now maybe I think what

1325
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 2: I may have said the word retarded.

1326
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 3: It's I know, we're not supposed to say retarded, but

1327
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:46,920
Speaker 3: I don't think anyone ever says retarded when they're talking

1328
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:50,800
Speaker 3: about a handicapped person. I only use that word when

1329
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:52,600
Speaker 3: they're talking about one of their friends is kind of

1330
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 3: being dopey, yeah.

1331
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:57,800
Speaker 2: Or or that my bumper keeps coming off of my

1332
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 2: my car is so retarded.

1333
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, well, like would be much more insulting

1334
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 3: to say to someone, look are you someone who was

1335
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,960
Speaker 3: a competent person? Look what are you learning? Disaybled? That

1336
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:11,400
Speaker 3: seems more insulting, right, because now you're talking about a

1337
00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 3: real thing that you would say.

1338
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 2: I don't know, it's more clinical.

1339
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,480
Speaker 3: I guess we're not going to get to the bottom

1340
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 3: of it.

1341
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,080
Speaker 1: It's accurate, you know. And it's accurate though, but it's

1342
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: unfortunately accurate because there are people who identify that it's

1343
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:24,640
Speaker 1: not a bad thing that they are retarded or handicapped

1344
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:30,480
Speaker 1: mentally handicapped. But Jeff uh no, I can't remember.

1345
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:32,520
Speaker 3: It's a game shot. I'll start giving hinds.

1346
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: He's the one that's on Career.

1347
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 3: Enthusiasm, okay, and he Jeff Garlett Garlic, Yes do you

1348
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:42,440
Speaker 3: think you? Oh, I could have Where's the Crazies on

1349
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:43,960
Speaker 3: that other show with this crazy sweaters.

1350
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:49,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on Crazy and he has a whole bit

1351
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:52,520
Speaker 1: about how retarded is the one word that's like that

1352
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: that we should be allowed to say because it's so accurate.

1353
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,760
Speaker 1: It is because when you want to call someone retarded,

1354
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,480
Speaker 1: it's because they're being retarded.

1355
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,720
Speaker 2: I want and I just I only say it when

1356
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: I'm talking about putting out a.

1357
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: Fire, or slowing down a fire like.

1358
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:10,440
Speaker 2: A fire, or slow or bringing a conversation.

1359
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 3: To a halt like I can can conversation retardant yea

1360
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 3: thank you.

1361
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 4: I just wanted someone else to use it in a sentence.

1362
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 4: But it's okay if you say mentally. As soon as

1363
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,600
Speaker 4: you take out the word mentally.

1364
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,720
Speaker 3: I don't even think we know this. I think again,

1365
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,600
Speaker 3: we're in some deep water here. We don't really know

1366
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:26,439
Speaker 3: what we're talking about.

1367
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,400
Speaker 2: Were either in deep water or on thin ice.

1368
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:31,680
Speaker 3: But either way, my dream is for us to start

1369
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 3: getting letters do people even write them anymore?

1370
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they come through the sun riffs, insane.

1371
01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,560
Speaker 4: I want to get an angry letter. I've gotten some

1372
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:45,720
Speaker 4: angry emails. You did nothing into your show tonight, and

1373
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 4: you got angry at the man heckling.

1374
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:49,760
Speaker 3: I don't believe.

1375
01:00:49,920 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 2: I found you very unprofessional.

1376
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,880
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was the letter that you got.

1377
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And then I threw some deduction. I found

1378
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 4: out it was the owner's wife, a woman who was

1379
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 4: pregnant and drinking a beer.

1380
01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: Yes.

1381
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:07,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well this is the other thing that I think

1382
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 3: we need to lighten up on. I think it's okay

1383
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 3: for pregnant ladies to have a glass of wine every.

1384
01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:12,919
Speaker 1: Once in a while.

1385
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 2: Pep are getting so beer nowadays, people are having nine

1386
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 2: ten pounds infants.

1387
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 3: I just got off a plane, so tell me about it.

1388
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:23,959
Speaker 3: You know, there are some big human beings and maybe

1389
01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:28,280
Speaker 3: a couple of drinks during pregnancy could solve this profitttle bit.

1390
01:01:28,520 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 3: I'm sing that song, sing the dangers. Okay. So what

1391
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 3: you wanted to do was go up and get on

1392
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:44,520
Speaker 3: that ramp up there, But that's okay. You can take

1393
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 3: a right turn down at the corner.

1394
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:50,520
Speaker 2: We are just making sure we have exactly an hour

1395
01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:51,200
Speaker 2: and ten minutes.

1396
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,760
Speaker 3: It's the greatest. This is a great You can't even

1397
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:56,240
Speaker 3: turn there, yeah, so take all you can't. This is

1398
01:01:56,240 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 3: one way the wrong way, so yeah, you're gonna have

1399
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 3: to take it right here and then go back. Just

1400
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 3: take it right on main Street.

1401
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 2: That's a one way we did.

1402
01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 4: He don't matter, no matter what we say, do not

1403
01:02:06,040 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 4: go the wrong way in a one way street. Yeah,

1404
01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 4: although kind of convenient if you, no matter what I say,

1405
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 4: not untie me.

1406
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 1: Oh, it's nice to live out here.

1407
01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:22,640
Speaker 2: Isn't it the best?

1408
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:25,480
Speaker 3: It is? I moved out here a long time ago

1409
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,240
Speaker 3: after after I did a pilot that didn't go and

1410
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 3: I thought, well, I'm gonna move by the beach so

1411
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:35,400
Speaker 3: I have sanity. And it's really worked, but it sort

1412
01:02:35,400 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 3: of put a real kind of damper on drive. Wanted

1413
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:39,439
Speaker 3: to drive over.

1414
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 4: As I'm constantly going back and forth. I love waking

1415
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,160
Speaker 4: up over here. I feel like I when I the

1416
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 4: brief period I was in West Hollywood, I was overwhelmed

1417
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 4: with everything, and I.

1418
01:02:50,280 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 3: Come over here.

1419
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 2: Do you just go to the beach for no reason?

1420
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:54,800
Speaker 3: We go surfing down there? My wife and I. You

1421
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 3: just come with us? Why aren't we hanging out more. Chris,

1422
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 3: this is what I want to know. I have.

1423
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 2: I got a I got a surfboard from uh from Costco,

1424
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 2: and then I have a little one that I'm horrible on.

1425
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:04,840
Speaker 2: But I like surfing.

1426
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 3: Okay, well, we can go to the beach, we can

1427
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 3: go have coffee.

1428
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 4: I absolutely want to do that. There's not a lot

1429
01:03:10,760 --> 01:03:12,040
Speaker 4: of West Side friends.

1430
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: I mean, I am still in the car that you know.

1431
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,960
Speaker 3: Well you Karen, come on, you're invited. If you would

1432
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:20,720
Speaker 3: just ditch that ridiculous day job you've got held us back.

1433
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 3: We could have done this podcast two months ago if

1434
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:24,440
Speaker 3: it wasn't for you.

1435
01:03:24,560 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 2: You're stupid Page And there you're homeowning in the valley

1436
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 2: house in the valley valley for I don't know. I

1437
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,760
Speaker 2: don't know any furniture. I'll tell you that if that

1438
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 2: was your next question.

1439
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:36,920
Speaker 1: I live in an empty house.

1440
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,040
Speaker 2: An empty house.

1441
01:03:38,080 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: It's an art project.

1442
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 2: The only furniture is for the dogs.

1443
01:03:41,680 --> 01:03:44,480
Speaker 3: Do you have a are you a relationship? Is that

1444
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 3: going on?

1445
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:45,920
Speaker 1: I'm out of a release.

1446
01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 3: You can turn right if you want.

1447
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 4: Oh, please don't hit that incredibly attractive young lady.

1448
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,560
Speaker 3: There's a lot of there's a lot of attractive people

1449
01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:58,160
Speaker 3: here by the beach. I think you'll find that. Yes, yes,

1450
01:03:58,320 --> 01:03:59,959
Speaker 3: and you move out here, Karen.

1451
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:03,040
Speaker 1: When we all get a locked out here, I feel

1452
01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: like I'm ready for a clubhouse in my life. We

1453
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,520
Speaker 1: could start our own comedy show at the clubhouse.

1454
01:04:08,600 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down. You want to go right up to

1455
01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 3: the next block and then you can turn right, or

1456
01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:15,160
Speaker 3: you can pull over if you want to just chat

1457
01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 3: for a little while.

1458
01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 2: First, when was your pilot that you were talking about there?

1459
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 3: Oh, that was that one.

1460
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had some O that's crazy.

1461
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,600
Speaker 3: I have not. I've been to the plate a number

1462
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,440
Speaker 3: of times. I had a pilot that was in nineteen

1463
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 3: right after I got to town eighty seven eight, and

1464
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:38,720
Speaker 3: it was all visitors and fish and it didn't go.

1465
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:43,120
Speaker 3: It was this is the story of that disappointment. Brandon

1466
01:04:43,200 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 3: Tartagoff was the This is the one. He was the

1467
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:50,400
Speaker 3: president of the network at the time, and his daughter

1468
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 3: was in a I can't remember if this was this

1469
01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:53,520
Speaker 3: one or the next one, but I think it was

1470
01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 3: this one. He was in a car accident when his

1471
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 3: daughter was in a car accident, so he was kind

1472
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,000
Speaker 3: of off the scene. The show got developed. Then when

1473
01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,960
Speaker 3: the show was done he was kind of back and

1474
01:05:01,960 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 3: he goes, no, no, this isn't what I said. I

1475
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 3: wanted to make No, we're not doing this. And then

1476
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,040
Speaker 3: there was the writer's strike, and then the showy they

1477
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:11,880
Speaker 3: called up and said, look, they don't have anything to

1478
01:05:11,920 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 3: put on television, so they're going to air the pilot.

1479
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:16,160
Speaker 3: They're not picking up, but it's going to be on TV.

1480
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 3: And then the writer's strike ended. Oh no, no, it's

1481
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:19,960
Speaker 3: not TV.

1482
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:22,520
Speaker 1: That's just so that was like a triple jerk around.

1483
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:25,160
Speaker 3: It was a well I don't I wasn't counting, but yeah,

1484
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,720
Speaker 3: I think you're right. It sounds like a triple.

1485
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: It sounds like a triple.

1486
01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 3: I did another one for Fox where it was it

1487
01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:36,120
Speaker 3: was this presentation. It was during when they were like,

1488
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:38,320
Speaker 3: we're not doing pilots anymore because pilots you got to

1489
01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 3: pay people like double what they would get to if

1490
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:44,640
Speaker 3: you was an episode of the show. So instead we're

1491
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,640
Speaker 3: going to do presentations, which is we'll put it up

1492
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:49,720
Speaker 3: like a theater play. Yeah, and then we'll just decide

1493
01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 3: if we want it based on that. And then they

1494
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:53,440
Speaker 3: and I said, okay, well it seems kind of crappy

1495
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,280
Speaker 3: because now they're going to pay you a tenth of

1496
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,320
Speaker 3: what you would get for a pilot.

1497
01:05:57,080 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 2: So you do it on stage like somewhere.

1498
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,760
Speaker 3: They rehearse it for a week as if it was

1499
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,120
Speaker 3: an actual they were going to shoot it, but then

1500
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:05,840
Speaker 3: then and then they said, well, you know what, we

1501
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:08,400
Speaker 3: are going to shoot it just because maybe everybody can't

1502
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:09,880
Speaker 3: be there to watch it, so we're going to shoot it.

1503
01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:13,400
Speaker 3: But it's not a pilot. And then my manager said, well,

1504
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,040
Speaker 3: you can't shoot it if you're going to do that,

1505
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 3: and they said, okay, well we don't what about VHS

1506
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 3: And he goes, no.

1507
01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: You can't move about a courtroom artist.

1508
01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:25,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, So the so the schedule that one I

1509
01:06:25,360 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 3: did with Tom Thomas, Thomas F. Wilson, my friend Tom Wilson.

1510
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, a lot of people know him from Back

1511
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 2: to the Future.

1512
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, which ya, I don't even like to say that

1513
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:36,600
Speaker 3: because he's not He's done so many other great things

1514
01:06:36,600 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 3: and it's not his favorite thing. But that's maybe he

1515
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,760
Speaker 3: would bring it up. It's a great role everyone because

1516
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:42,880
Speaker 3: he can't help it because.

1517
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,680
Speaker 1: Everybody he has to say.

1518
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:46,439
Speaker 3: They want to put that saddle on him and ride

1519
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 3: him around like it's their birthday. So but he and

1520
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 3: I are doing this thing, and it was so much fun.

1521
01:06:54,720 --> 01:06:57,640
Speaker 3: And then and Peter Bonners, you know the guy, the

1522
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 3: guy from the Bob Newhart Show. That was the guy

1523
01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:01,680
Speaker 3: who directed it. It was a really fun week. And

1524
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 3: then were they were going to do the presentation on Friday,

1525
01:07:05,360 --> 01:07:07,240
Speaker 3: but not going to videotape because all the executives are

1526
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 3: going to show up and it was raining, like it

1527
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 3: was a brutal raining night, and so some of the

1528
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:13,800
Speaker 3: executive showed up, but not all of them. Barry Diller

1529
01:07:13,880 --> 01:07:15,480
Speaker 3: was the head of Fox. He did not show up

1530
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:18,160
Speaker 3: on that Friday. Monday, he announced he was leaving Fox

1531
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 3: to go to QBC. Oh god. Yeah, So that is

1532
01:07:23,880 --> 01:07:27,120
Speaker 3: the second in my series of Hollywood nut punch.

1533
01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 2: Now that that was definitely three multi directional.

1534
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:35,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel that didn't feel super good, but it was.

1535
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:39,000
Speaker 2: I was definitely counting those punches. It just won to

1536
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,040
Speaker 2: each night, I think traditionally is how that goes in Hollywood.

1537
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:48,480
Speaker 2: Dual simultaneous. Well, I would maybe I'll ride a pilot.

1538
01:07:48,520 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 2: Do you want to be in my We're Teachers to

1539
01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:56,120
Speaker 2: Solve here's my pilot.

1540
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 3: It's all child. Child murders are very hot right now.

1541
01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:04,600
Speaker 3: I meant British drama shows are all about there's a

1542
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 3: dead child and let's get to the bottom of it.

1543
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:10,480
Speaker 3: And then did you watch broad Church? Yes, spoiler alert,

1544
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:14,400
Speaker 3: everyone in that town is a pedophile. It's it's a

1545
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,160
Speaker 3: little tiny town and everybody's fucking kids are in love

1546
01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 3: with them.

1547
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 2: It's English. Yeah, yeah when I did stand up.

1548
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:23,320
Speaker 4: I haven't gone to the UK a bunch, but I

1549
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:27,280
Speaker 4: did uh a club in Manchester and every comic there.

1550
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,639
Speaker 3: Had pedo file pedophile. Yeah yeah. They it's like, oh,

1551
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 3: that's how they say it over there, and.

1552
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:36,360
Speaker 2: They all laugh. They're like, oh, that's my favorite thing

1553
01:08:36,400 --> 01:08:38,639
Speaker 2: to make fun of, whereas here people are kind of like, hey,

1554
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:42,759
Speaker 2: that's serious. I had a nephew. Yeah that got shown

1555
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,200
Speaker 2: something in a pool house and then so that's it's

1556
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,920
Speaker 2: off limits. But in the UK they it's pedophile, this

1557
01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:52,520
Speaker 2: pedophile that well, because they're all pedophiles, So you can't.

1558
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 1: Can anybody want to hear my pitch from my oh

1559
01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:55,839
Speaker 1: my pilot?

1560
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 3: Are we are we in it?

1561
01:08:57,360 --> 01:09:01,599
Speaker 1: Yeah? It's called pool house. Okay, you guys both work

1562
01:09:01,640 --> 01:09:05,680
Speaker 1: there and there's okay, there's a cowl boys in the poolhouse.

1563
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:06,920
Speaker 2: Okay, and it's mostly kids.

1564
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: It's just every week, a different kid who wanders in,

1565
01:09:09,160 --> 01:09:11,080
Speaker 1: and then you take them away, and then a curtain

1566
01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:11,559
Speaker 1: will blow.

1567
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 2: I think i'd wire of that. Okay, but I'm not.

1568
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:22,519
Speaker 3: This. You've just described just the first you know, what

1569
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:24,920
Speaker 3: do they call that first two minutes before the show starts?

1570
01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 3: Kind of ever, this is just a cold open, yes,

1571
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,720
Speaker 3: and then what happens afterwards.

1572
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:33,280
Speaker 1: Will murder that kid? Okay, and then whatever else you want.

1573
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 3: I mean, like, I feel like most popular when they

1574
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 3: it's the people who are the main characters of the

1575
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 3: people who catch the murderer, not the act. I mean,

1576
01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 3: you're the one with a TV writing job.

1577
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:46,600
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I think you both need to be

1578
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:50,479
Speaker 1: willing and brave just to be an unlikable character every

1579
01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:51,160
Speaker 1: once in a while.

1580
01:09:51,439 --> 01:09:54,240
Speaker 2: But ask the star. Yeah, we're talking about it.

1581
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 3: Even been listening to this episode, I feel like we've

1582
01:09:58,120 --> 01:09:59,680
Speaker 3: all been taking turns being unlikable.

1583
01:10:03,760 --> 01:10:05,559
Speaker 1: We're about as unlikable as you can get.

1584
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:07,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, the retarge.

1585
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:17,360
Speaker 4: That was terrific. Well, let's face it, we're at your place.

1586
01:10:17,439 --> 01:10:19,519
Speaker 4: We're sitting in a turned off car.

1587
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,759
Speaker 3: Well, we can start up. We're actually a few blocks away,

1588
01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:28,000
Speaker 3: so we can drive. Yeah, we're not here. No, we're

1589
01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,519
Speaker 3: not here. I told you. If we were, I said

1590
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 3: to pull over so we could talk a little bit more.

1591
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,400
Speaker 3: If we pull into my driveway, my wife is going

1592
01:10:34,479 --> 01:10:37,080
Speaker 3: to come out. No, I mean, she's a character.

1593
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:40,439
Speaker 1: But Hanson will be on. She could jump in.

1594
01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:42,760
Speaker 3: She said she was going to take my name, and

1595
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 3: then she didn't.

1596
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:44,559
Speaker 1: She didn't do it.

1597
01:10:44,720 --> 01:10:47,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it's not like a bone of contention, but

1598
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:50,960
Speaker 3: it's just a factual thing that we've been married for

1599
01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 3: going on, it'll be twelve years and that October that's

1600
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,360
Speaker 3: did you hear my phone? That's that's her texting me

1601
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,639
Speaker 3: where are you my love? That's what she says.

1602
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,920
Speaker 2: To come out, just stroller a blaze.

1603
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:04,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1604
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:07,000
Speaker 1: Maybe if you print up the paperwork and just put

1605
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,200
Speaker 1: it on her desk, make it easy for her.

1606
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:11,679
Speaker 3: What's the paperwork for her name change?

1607
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:14,879
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the clerical stuff and going.

1608
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:17,320
Speaker 1: She doesn't like paper.

1609
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 3: She might have done that.

1610
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,960
Speaker 2: You know her, Well, it sounds like Karen, I know her.

1611
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,800
Speaker 3: That's what's stopping me from a lot of things too,

1612
01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,080
Speaker 3: is the paper Yeah?

1613
01:11:26,160 --> 01:11:29,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, the living room comedy show paperwork that you don't

1614
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:29,920
Speaker 1: want to get.

1615
01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,920
Speaker 2: Certainly, the reason I even't paid my taxes in five years.

1616
01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:34,880
Speaker 2: We got to be coming close here.

1617
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:36,920
Speaker 3: It's just will you go over this next thing? And

1618
01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 3: then it's on the right. Oh I remember, now what

1619
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 3: do you remember from?

1620
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:44,920
Speaker 1: Well, right past your house?

1621
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:45,320
Speaker 3: Oh?

1622
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,160
Speaker 2: I know, I got.

1623
01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:55,439
Speaker 3: My friend is now managing her. Her name is Melanie. Yeah,

1624
01:11:55,600 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 3: my friend is managing her. Yeah.

1625
01:11:57,479 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: Does she have another hit?

1626
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 3: She's still rocking it out. I can't remember her other hits,

1627
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 3: but yeah she has. She's had a couple of hits.

1628
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:07,320
Speaker 3: I didn't know that she's still doing it. Take take

1629
01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:09,640
Speaker 3: a take. Well, no, there's someone in the driveway right there,

1630
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:11,560
Speaker 3: right there, Yeah, no, next to the one with a

1631
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:14,759
Speaker 3: silver car. That one back a droopy.

1632
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,920
Speaker 2: It's almost like it's melting. I love it.

1633
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:21,080
Speaker 3: Okay, No, I'm I'm did you see where that blue

1634
01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:23,400
Speaker 3: car is over there? I'm in the one next to

1635
01:12:23,439 --> 01:12:27,000
Speaker 3: that behind the other kind of sage greeny one.

1636
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:28,599
Speaker 1: Do you want me to back up and go back

1637
01:12:28,600 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: over there?

1638
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:34,680
Speaker 3: Well you can, Okay, she's fine, Hi, she was.

1639
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,840
Speaker 2: She really has a curious look on her face.

1640
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:39,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well she is a curious person. She's probably coming

1641
01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:41,639
Speaker 3: out because that might be someone in one of her

1642
01:12:41,640 --> 01:12:43,720
Speaker 3: friend's car, or maybe she's mad at the person who

1643
01:12:43,800 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 3: left the car. She lives in this building where that

1644
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 3: driveway goes to, or that building this not in this

1645
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,760
Speaker 3: this building that we're parked in. I don't know the

1646
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,960
Speaker 3: people who live here that much. Could belocking somebody, Well,

1647
01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 3: they'll but they'll either be in the road or they'll

1648
01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:58,160
Speaker 3: come up this driveway and they'll have an angry look

1649
01:12:58,160 --> 01:13:01,479
Speaker 3: on the In the neighborhood, Buil lives behind that building.

1650
01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:06,479
Speaker 3: Really famous. His default mode is to just start every

1651
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:09,000
Speaker 3: time something's a problem, he just starts yelling at you.

1652
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,200
Speaker 3: His life. You know how they say you make your

1653
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:14,760
Speaker 3: own world. You know, he's the star of that.

1654
01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:17,720
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Well, certainly the look on her face could

1655
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,840
Speaker 4: be confused for her angry.

1656
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't It might be.

1657
01:13:20,080 --> 01:13:21,599
Speaker 3: Just her resting thing to do with us.

1658
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:25,560
Speaker 4: But yeah, it's probably just a lifetime of being mistreated.

1659
01:13:25,760 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 1: I bet it's that jean jacket.

1660
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 2: It's a tiny It might be the fringe on that

1661
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:32,120
Speaker 2: skirt that's making her angry. It's just the denim on

1662
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 2: denim that she has going.

1663
01:13:33,439 --> 01:13:35,439
Speaker 3: And you don't even know what kind of undergarments she's

1664
01:13:35,439 --> 01:13:38,040
Speaker 3: gonna sometimes just.

1665
01:13:38,320 --> 01:13:41,960
Speaker 2: Big floppy granny bloomers just have a windsock.

1666
01:13:42,240 --> 01:13:44,280
Speaker 3: I was thinking more of kind of a religious kind

1667
01:13:44,280 --> 01:13:48,559
Speaker 3: of like there's a tight thing or some magic underwear.

1668
01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:51,599
Speaker 2: She just drapes a sheet with a hole in it

1669
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,640
Speaker 2: around her waist.

1670
01:13:52,520 --> 01:13:57,240
Speaker 1: Or it's chain mail the rent fair. I don't need

1671
01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 1: her permission.

1672
01:13:58,200 --> 01:13:59,560
Speaker 2: She has a chest.

1673
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: Okay, Jake, what any plugs?

1674
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 3: And yeah? When is this going to be coming out?

1675
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:06,400
Speaker 3: You know?

1676
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:08,400
Speaker 2: Here's what the next Monday.

1677
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:10,680
Speaker 3: Here's what I can say to you people listening to this.

1678
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 3: I've got a comedy special that you can download. It's

1679
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,720
Speaker 3: five dollars and you can download it from my website. Jake.

1680
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 3: This dot com and that's my website, so you can

1681
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:20,160
Speaker 3: find out where.

1682
01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:22,719
Speaker 1: I'm playing dot com. What's the comedy special? What's the title?

1683
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 3: It's called Pictures of My Dinner.

1684
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 2: I love that name.

1685
01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:27,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to watch that.

1686
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,120
Speaker 2: You also have other ones. You have a love you on?

1687
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:33,719
Speaker 2: You can watch it on Netflix.

1688
01:14:33,800 --> 01:14:34,679
Speaker 3: No, you can't anymore.

1689
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:36,519
Speaker 2: They really watched it on there.

1690
01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 3: I know they pull this is. Do you want to

1691
01:14:38,320 --> 01:14:41,080
Speaker 3: hear about another kind of way that show bis disappoint you. Yes,

1692
01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:43,720
Speaker 3: they can stop having you on Netflix. I didn't know

1693
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,200
Speaker 3: that they could do that, but I was like, what happened,

1694
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,280
Speaker 3: and not only do they take the special off, but

1695
01:14:48,320 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 3: they remove all the reviews and the record of it

1696
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:52,800
Speaker 3: being on there. So so for a while it was

1697
01:14:52,840 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 3: like you could go on and you could say, well,

1698
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 3: if this ever comes back, I want to watch it,

1699
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:57,760
Speaker 3: or you could read reviews that people have written though

1700
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:00,120
Speaker 3: how about it? But it was on for three years

1701
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:02,200
Speaker 3: and then and now it's not. But I'm gonna I'm

1702
01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:02,720
Speaker 3: gonna put that.

1703
01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 2: Up for a digital take that personally it hurts, instead

1704
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 2: of charge five bucks for that one since it's the

1705
01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:10,840
Speaker 2: old one for free on I.

1706
01:15:10,800 --> 01:15:12,599
Speaker 3: Thought I thought you were going to suggest ten dollars.

1707
01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:14,639
Speaker 3: I mean money, money is really kind.

1708
01:15:14,439 --> 01:15:16,559
Speaker 2: Of classic, okay, seven, it's.

1709
01:15:16,439 --> 01:15:20,320
Speaker 3: All a technicality. Now that I'm I've got these diamonds, so.

1710
01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:24,800
Speaker 1: Everything is now your whole world has shifted dramatically.

1711
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 3: I know it's all for fun. Now everything is for fun.

1712
01:15:27,680 --> 01:15:29,760
Speaker 3: It's great. I can't wait to see you guys at

1713
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 3: the living room show that we're going to do. Why

1714
01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:34,960
Speaker 3: don't we buy a house that we just do living

1715
01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:36,400
Speaker 3: room shows and nobody even lives there.

1716
01:15:36,479 --> 01:15:38,080
Speaker 2: I mean, if you make the down payment, you're the

1717
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,120
Speaker 2: one that's shipping money.

1718
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,360
Speaker 3: We'll fill the basement up with dead children.

1719
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,280
Speaker 1: A dream house, you dream.

1720
01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:49,240
Speaker 3: House, a little place. It's just for us.

1721
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,200
Speaker 1: And our predilection.

1722
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,640
Speaker 3: I didn't think this was going to be that much fun.

1723
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,000
Speaker 1: Kinding it a little bit.

1724
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,400
Speaker 3: No, I was excited about it, but but I really didn't.

1725
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:05,679
Speaker 3: This was more fun than I thought.

1726
01:16:06,240 --> 01:16:08,519
Speaker 2: I'm glad that you're saying that, and I'm glad I

1727
01:16:08,520 --> 01:16:10,519
Speaker 2: hope that it was better than the cab. Right it

1728
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:12,120
Speaker 2: certainly I'm going to just go ahead.

1729
01:16:12,320 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 3: Oh, this beats the crap out of a cab. What

1730
01:16:14,160 --> 01:16:15,840
Speaker 3: do I owe you?

1731
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 1: No cologne? Starting with no cologne, and then we actually

1732
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:21,040
Speaker 1: knew how to get to your house.

1733
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:24,559
Speaker 3: The payment sort of we spiraled in, but we did it, you.

1734
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:25,639
Speaker 1: Know, roundabout way.

1735
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:30,480
Speaker 2: The payment is in, having made you've paid us and laughs.

1736
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 3: If you want to go, if you want to park

1737
01:16:32,320 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 3: at my driveway, you can come in and meet my wife.

1738
01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:37,200
Speaker 3: If you want to thank you. No, I didn't like so, okay.

1739
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,719
Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous. Just anyone in Curlers Wheel.

1740
01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:42,920
Speaker 3: It's not really where you made that up. That's not

1741
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:43,760
Speaker 3: who she really is.

1742
01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:46,880
Speaker 2: But retracing my that was my whole.

1743
01:16:46,760 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 1: I'm catching her is pet from Andy Cap and I

1744
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,200
Speaker 1: don't want any part of it.

1745
01:16:50,360 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 2: I should. That pet for Andy Cap makes me want

1746
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 2: to take a face for a nap on a couch, remember,

1747
01:16:56,280 --> 01:16:59,160
Speaker 2: like nap on his face. Yeah, he was drunk, he

1748
01:16:59,280 --> 01:16:59,920
Speaker 2: was abusive.

1749
01:17:00,040 --> 01:17:01,320
Speaker 1: It was a terrible drunk.

1750
01:17:01,320 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 3: On h O n. I don't remember Andy Capp as

1751
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,160
Speaker 3: well as you guys do. And you're younger than me too.

1752
01:17:08,200 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 3: That's it's weird. It's very it's a turnabout thing that's happened.

1753
01:17:11,240 --> 01:17:14,760
Speaker 1: Turn around. Well, Jake, I'm gonna I'm going to make

1754
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,600
Speaker 1: you do low key shows in Hollywood.

1755
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,439
Speaker 3: Okay, I want to. Okay, it is We're done now right.

1756
01:17:21,479 --> 01:17:23,200
Speaker 3: I keep thinking like I should put this down, but

1757
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 3: then it's not really over. But it is over, right,

1758
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,640
Speaker 3: isn't it. Okay, we're going to get out.

1759
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:33,599
Speaker 1: Here's you do the sign off. We will Okay, you're

1760
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:36,680
Speaker 1: trying to say something, Jake, thank you.

1761
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,840
Speaker 2: For being on the show. We've very much enjoyed you.

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