WEBVTT - Zoom doctor’s appointment. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.360 Welcome back to another episode of malcom this well, I 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:10.119 get that. Look, when the time is right, I'll come 0:00:10.119 --> 0:00:13.760 back for you. Well trust me. Do you trust me 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.639 to welcome back for you? You do? Yes? Psych, But 0:00:17.680 --> 0:00:20.720 I digress. Let's meet Acamy. Shall we know particular order. 0:00:20.800 --> 0:00:25.280 Let's quickly check on the Christoparado for two audition advice corner. Christo, 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:30.160 don't let it hurt this process. Can't fucking physically hurt 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:32.959 you anymore. Talking to myself as I look in this 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.080 zoom thing. When I get an audition, my stomach shouldn't 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:39.440 sink and I shouldn't feel like I'm I'm sentenced to prison. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:41.519 It should be a joy, a place for me to 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:44.680 have fun and explore and be creative. So for everybody 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:48.360 out there, if it hurts, switch it up. And he's 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:56.200 coming from somebody who's booked two co stars, so nicely said, 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:57.800 and very well, I've checking it and thank you for 0:00:57.840 --> 0:01:01.400 sharing it. Not Craig Atkowski and his classic sitcom Memories 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:11.280 review cow Um, so far, so good. I liked that 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:17.199 episode of Cheers where um, sorry, I'm super high right now, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:26.200 where Coach told his plain looking daughter how beautiful she was. 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.200 Oh nice, that was really because she reminded him of 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:35.280 his dead wife. Yeah, of course, I just like those 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:40.760 Cheers episodes with Coach. Sure, sure, I gave up on 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.640 the show as soon as Woody joined heard heard it 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.280 was still good after that. I heard that guy read 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:51.600 of Diane at some point too, But that first the 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:58.080 first three maybe just like the first season with Coach, 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:04.320 as good as it got. Oh man, man, oh man, Hey, 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:08.840 it's time for Caroline Cotter's bathroom off the foyer, dudes, 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:14.840 and don't call um miss squats a lot. Yes, you 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.440 want my column of dews and don'ts for shipping for 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:19.800 the bathroom off the foyer. Oh for the one off 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:21.560 of Fourier. Now that's I'm glad you asked I that 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.640 has specific rules for that one. You do want to 0:02:24.639 --> 0:02:29.600 poop in the top tank, right, You don't want to 0:02:29.639 --> 0:02:32.880 lift the toilet seat up. Um, Actually, you do want 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:35.120 to lift the toilet seat up only if you're pooping, 0:02:35.320 --> 0:02:37.760 so that way your butt can kind of dip into 0:02:37.800 --> 0:02:41.160 the water if you go on the bottom. And my 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:44.360 last hip for you is, um, leave the door open, 0:02:44.480 --> 0:02:47.040 leave a cracked see of my guests and you're in 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:50.880 the foyer after all, my goodness, gracious, all helpful, All 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:54.880 appreciate it. Check your coats. It's Mark Gagliardi time. Hello, 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:59.040 Lucifer's muscle. What can you tell us about your news 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:04.800 cinematic organzation Italians for better film portrayals. I'm glad you 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:09.560 asked that, Kevin, because Italians have been portrayed in films 0:03:09.600 --> 0:03:16.519 for entirely too long as mafio so gangsters, and the 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:20.799 biggest culprits of this I think are all actually Italians 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:25.040 doing so guys, come on, let's just let's just play 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:28.080 random dudes, you know, dudes, random dudes and ladies and 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.680 other We don't have to all be in the mafia. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:34.440 That said, I'm saying this right now as just off camera. 0:03:34.840 --> 0:03:38.200 Three mafio so's have guns trained on me right now, 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:41.440 all of them Italians making sure that I say this 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:44.760 and exactly the way that they prescribed. Did I do? Okay? 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:49.200 Fellas they mumbled something. They all have toothpicks in their mouth, 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:54.160 so I don't know fair and accurate and last, but 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:56.200 we'll just take the check if you think of least. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:59.720 It's James Heeney, Johnny Jack, Jim. If you could change 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:03.280 the structure of the days in the week. Walk us 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:07.000 through your new layout, please easy. I would put I 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:13.240 would put Friday, uh, just after Monday because Monday's can 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:15.960 be tough, and then Fridays are exciting. Then it would 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.640 be Tuesday. Then it would be Wednesday, which is kind 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.800 of like Friday. So you get Saturday, and then you 0:04:21.839 --> 0:04:24.840 get Thursday, then you get actually, then you actually get 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:31.599 the leftover one. That's where that goes. It's a hit 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:34.440 from Craig's hooka. I think so well, it's difficult to 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:35.880 try to figure out where to put those, but I 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.400 want to spread the weekend days. I think you did 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.960 a great job with that, to be honest, Thank you, 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:44.400 thank you, And let me just take a moment. I'm 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:47.239 going to be gone for the next couple of maybe 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:50.960 like three weeks. Film you're listening to this in chronological 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:53.159 because I'm I'm a big star in a big movie 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.120 and I'm gonna be on set. But I'm gonna be 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.240 answering all the emails that come into Patreon and all 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:02.320 the emails, so the sense suggestions, and let me know 0:05:02.360 --> 0:05:06.400 that you're still around, and say hi to James. Oh nice, 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:14.000 well done. Anyone else? Yeah, I got I'm gonna say, 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.160 you know, thank you for this opportunity. Now. I do 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:20.280 want to see the other day, I was at the 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:23.440 beach and I was with somebody else who went to 0:05:23.480 --> 0:05:25.799 the culture to the ocean to check out the waves. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.640 And when she came when she came back, she said, 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:31.320 I just saw James Heney walking. I said what, So 0:05:31.440 --> 0:05:34.200 I turned and went James, James Heney. This is a 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:37.640 true story, James, James, and he just kept walking. And 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.760 then she said she said that you had asked, James, 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.120 are you with Chris Olverado, and she said yes, and 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:49.359 you just kept walking. Happened. It's very close to what happened. Okay, 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:52.360 what happened. I thought that she was with Gorbos. First 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:54.040 of all, I didn't know she was. She didn't use 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.920 your last name. Uh, And I had just been like, oh, 0:05:58.040 --> 0:05:59.599 we were in a rush because I had to get 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:02.240 home with go on that morning walk. But I had 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.159 to get home for I forgot what it was. I 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:07.880 think it was an online doctor appointment. But well, I 0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:10.560 wish I saw you, But even if I did, I 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:12.920 felt I felt really burned though, because I was like, oh, 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:15.960 I know James very well. Watch this Jay. I did 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.560 not hear you. If I heard you, I would have 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:19.200 come back and I would have just showed up for 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:23.160 the doctor's appointment late. Okay, thank you, thank you. Kevin. Yep, 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.640 absolutely glad you could use that time wisely. And you've 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:29.000 given me a scene suggestion, which is online doctor visit 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:31.520 all of our scene suggestions to gather from your listener 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:35.160 emails or from our Patreon supporters. Head on over there 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.680 to get exclusive content like standalone bonus scenes, video of 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:42.080 our recording sessh on the Zoom at the highest level 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.160 course coomy Neck. You can join us in the damn zooe. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:47.320 It's happened multiple times and we'll continue to do so. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.920 We'd love to hear from you either way. If you 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.800 want to join the Patron and support, go to patron 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:54.760 dot com, slash algemy this otherwise right to us at 0:06:54.760 --> 0:07:00.920 tcom to seemail at gmail dot com, talking to com 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:04.400 and now seen one suggested by James Ceeney and Chris's 0:07:04.440 --> 0:07:11.040 conversation A Zoom doctor's appointment. WHOA, uh so do I 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.400 feel that? How do I Are you gonna email me? Yeah? 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:19.240 I just sent it to your email address. Okay, do 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.520 which one do you have? Do you have the Uh. Um, 0:07:21.560 --> 0:07:24.480 let me see on file for you. We have Big 0:07:24.560 --> 0:07:29.000 Daddy six at Geo cities dot com. Thank you. That 0:07:29.160 --> 0:07:32.080 is the correct one one. Yeah, A lot of times 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.680 I will give people, uh Steve at John Lovitz dot com. 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.360 That way, no one will bother me. Um, but that 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:42.480 is a correct one, the one you have. Okay, So 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.720 I see, I see here the form. So do I 0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:46.640 fill out the form in total before I see the 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:49.240 doctor or can we start the process as well? No? 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:54.040 So i'mm a receptionist, UM or a medical assistant. Um. 0:07:54.360 --> 0:07:57.080 What would you like to be? What do I want it? Like? 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:02.000 Anything in the world? Let's go there. Yeah, um, I 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.720 think I would love to be um someone who just 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:10.760 names bones. I should mention I'm recording this zoom? Is 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:15.040 it too late? Are you cool? Cool with that? No, 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.240 that's wondering. I think. Yeah, let's have the world here. 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:21.640 I want to name bones. So you must know, then, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.960 how many bones are in the human body? Er I guess, 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.720 If i'd have to guess, I guess around five thousand. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:32.960 It's two. If we were to find a two hundred 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.679 seven bone, you would be able to name it, and 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.440 you would name it of course. Um. Well, I have 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.439 to say, I really like I'm taken with your email name. 0:08:41.440 --> 0:08:47.000 I'd probably name it Big Daddy six. Um, doctor, this 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:52.959 is it's confidential whatever happens here, even though it's online. Right, yeah, 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:56.240 of course everything, everything that you say is confidential online. 0:08:56.640 --> 0:09:02.480 I get you a coffee. Uh yeah, that'd be great. Thanks. 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:05.640 So I'm doing this on my I'm doing this on 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:10.920 my phone at a Starbucks. Okay, but you can still concentrate, 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.600 you can still, I can still completely concentrate. It's uh, 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:18.280 it's it's doctor with a oh and an R recording 0:09:18.400 --> 0:09:22.600 in progress. Yeah, we got this. Wait are you you're 0:09:22.640 --> 0:09:24.760 recording this? Yeah, of course, we'll look. It's just for 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:31.320 my edification and uh my, you know, gratification and my satisfaction. Okay, 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.440 um so but but seriously, but tell me tell me 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:36.720 whether the pain that you're feeling and we are we 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.720 talking about uh internal emotional pain? Are we talking about 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:43.040 a physical pain that you're dealing. That's the thing that's 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.360 exactly right, Doc. You Hey, Mike, Mike, what are you 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:49.720 doing here this morning? Doc Mike, come here, sit down 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:53.720 on sit down, have a seat. Sorry, sorry, my colites 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:57.160 that colites cleared up. Oh good, good, good. I'm so 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:59.320 glad to hear that. I want you to meet my 0:09:59.320 --> 0:10:01.480 new guy. This is a new guy. Would you what 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.199 did you say your name was? Hey, heartbreak? Would you 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:07.600 say your name was Big Daddy six, Big Daddy? This 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:09.640 is Big Daddy six. You remember the crazy few years 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:12.600 back when everybody's name and everybody big Daddy six. It 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.400 was one of them. Yeah, hey, I'll get I'll get 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.800 with you in just just a second, just a second, 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:21.040 I gotta yetta knock this one out real quick. Okay, 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:23.840 you were you were saying, Oh yeah, Suvie egg bites, 0:10:23.880 --> 0:10:27.319 those are me? So my wife, Oh my wife she 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:32.000 left me? Um and so again. Yeah, this is weird. 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.680 It's like it's a hybrid. It's combination of what you said, 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:37.360 are you are you? Are you chewing on a cake 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:42.120 pop right now? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I mean did you 0:10:42.200 --> 0:10:44.000 I'd offer you a cake pop, but I don't have 0:10:44.040 --> 0:10:46.480 one cake pop? And also with the zoom, so, you know, 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.640 I feel like I'm dying of a broken heart. Could 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:53.720 that be possible? You know what, it's never I'm not 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.280 sure it's actually you know what, I just sorry, what 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.840 I just realized I'm actually not on on the WiFi 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:01.320 and here, so the signal is going to be cutting 0:11:01.360 --> 0:11:03.280 in and out. I should switch over because Starbucks always 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:08.720 is the best WiFi. I've been going off of LTE. Uh. 0:11:08.800 --> 0:11:13.040 Dr Jenkins, this is your urban cybersecurity health program. Um, 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:17.560 we've been having hackers trying to attack in Have you 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:24.120 been experienced anybody infiltrating your zoom calls during appointments? Uh? No, 0:11:24.200 --> 0:11:26.040 I mean I was just in one at Starbucks. I 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:30.320 don't think anybody has taken over. You're using the secured line, right, sure, 0:11:30.360 --> 0:11:32.720 I was using the I was I was using the 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:35.880 I mean I was on LTE, but I switched over 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:43.200 to the shit he's probably ACKed. You're breaking up, you're 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:47.400 breaking up, all right? All right? It seems like our 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:51.200 plans working, huh, just hacking into all these teledoc appointments 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.960 and getting personal information to do with oh what we 0:11:55.080 --> 0:12:03.360 see fit? Are we hackers? Are? Are we hackers? Hackers? Yeah? 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:06.960 We're hackers, all right? So now I'm thinking we could 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.319 do whatever we want with this information. There's credit card stealing, 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:14.040 there's blackmailing, but this awesome might be good fodder for 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:19.920 short stories. Yeah man, yeah, well whatever, you know, whatever 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:21.680 you want to do with it because you all stole 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.320 the information. So whatever you want to do with this, Spike, 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.800 what are you thinking? Well, you're right man, because you 0:12:29.840 --> 0:12:32.400 know I'm I'm hacking mostly to pay the bills. But 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:35.640 uh yeah, I h I do. I'm trying to get 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:40.360 into the Iowa Writers Workshop. And it was you haven't 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.000 given up on that yet? That's awesome. No, No, I 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.000 haven't given up. Well why don't we just why don't 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.920 we just hack the competition? Yeah, they're doing all their 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:52.959 classes online now right. He doesn't want it like that, Spike, 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.160 Do you want it like that? Is that how you 0:12:54.200 --> 0:12:57.240 want to get it? Well? Look, if I if I 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:59.600 have to use my hacking skills to uh you know, 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.000 to jump start my my career as a writer of 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:05.439 short fiction, then that's just what I have to do. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.320 But uh, you know, just going through a lot of 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:10.679 these people at the Iowa Writer's Workshop, a lot of 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:14.880 them are using John Lovitt dot com email addresses, which 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.960 are just you know a lot of firewalls. They're they're 0:13:18.040 --> 0:13:22.960 very hard to protected. They're hard too hard to hack into. Penelope, 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.040 any ideas of what you're going to use this info 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:30.000 private info for? Um? Yeah, I'm kind of mainly, like 0:13:30.200 --> 0:13:33.240 um Spikes said, I kind of mainly am using it 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:36.360 for money, like this is a job. I don't know, 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.560 we have to do like other things with it. But now, 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:42.320 but now you said it, I think maybe I why not, 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:49.160 I'll give the Iowa's Writer Workshop attract too. Oh okay, Spike? 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:52.160 Is that it seems like that would be Is that conflict? 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:55.920 Is that? Is it compos I just like this limited 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:59.040 spots available, right, I mean I I don't know, you 0:13:59.080 --> 0:14:01.200 know how much they're trying to diversify the you know, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.959 they're their class for three. But yeah, the odds that 0:14:05.200 --> 0:14:08.400 two hackers from New York City we'd both get in, 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:10.480 I don't know. Well, I don't think I'm gonna write 0:14:10.520 --> 0:14:13.480 that on my application profile. I'm not gonna say I'm 0:14:13.520 --> 0:14:17.040 a hacker. What do you put in under? I don't 0:14:17.080 --> 0:14:21.880 I've never done it before, You've never you don't even 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:25.920 care about writing short fiction? Alright, I don't care about 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.400 it at all. I just want to do it because 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:30.560 you're doing it. I could get in, all right, John Shiver, 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:36.240 John up Dyke, or what what are you gonna do 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:40.440 with it? Neo? I actually just got myself accepted to 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:49.720 the Iowa Short Story Contest, different different sc Oh shit, 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:52.240 I don't think I want to be part of this competition. 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:56.880 So you're a doctor, huh yeah, yeah, yeah, Wow, you 0:14:56.920 --> 0:15:00.680 have a one of those like big fancy offices Largemont 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.800 or something like where's your office is large Mona adjacent 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.880 and it's pretty big and pretty fancy. But you know, 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.680 we do a lot more on on on zoom. I'm 0:15:11.680 --> 0:15:17.280 not saying as many patients examinations, a lot less prostrate 0:15:17.360 --> 0:15:20.800 examinations on zoom then we would do in the office, 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:22.520 but most of the stuff we can we can do 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:27.040 over less, so they're still happening. Yes, yes, what will 0:15:27.080 --> 0:15:31.120 happen is I'll have people insert their own pinky and 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:39.520 feel around for Okay, it's it's in What am I 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.440 looking for? We're not looking as much as you are 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:51.120 feeling what it's a doctor's appointment. Okay, what am I 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:57.520 looking for? Uh? Well, we're hoping for a smooth uh text, 0:15:57.360 --> 0:16:01.160 a texture as opposed to a lumpy you one. So 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:04.560 let me know as you move your finger about if 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:09.160 it's mostly a smooth surface or if you're coming up 0:16:09.160 --> 0:16:17.440 again to an abutments. Rich rich, what is it, honey? 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:21.120 I Hi. I know you're doing your virtual doctor's appointment 0:16:21.120 --> 0:16:24.600 and it smells disgusting in here, but you need to 0:16:24.640 --> 0:16:26.800 prepare our son more for this. He's crying, he won't 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.480 stop crying, and he's trying to stick his finger up 0:16:29.520 --> 0:16:31.360 his butt too. Now. He said he wants to be 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:36.080 like daddy. Oh wow, that happened fast. Hi doctor, nice 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:41.960 to see you. Yes, you're looking well and I like that. Oh, 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:44.800 thank you. I do have a question about the inside 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.640 of me that I felt. I wasn't sure if it 0:16:47.720 --> 0:16:50.720 was correct, but I'll save it for my own appointment anyways. 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:54.280 Want to say that? Um, okay, you bet your see 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:59.120 you tuesday. Yeah, so your husband, your husband has been 0:16:59.200 --> 0:17:02.280 using my boyfriend as a doctor, which is so cool. Yeah, 0:17:02.360 --> 0:17:05.040 isn't that crazy. It's kind of like we're sleeping with 0:17:05.080 --> 0:17:09.680 each other's boyfriend. I have a question about the inside 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:13.520 of me. Um okay, and you're asking me again. In mind, 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:17.159 I'm a bone collector. I don't do doctor stuff, but 0:17:17.240 --> 0:17:21.040 I'm willing to. What's up? What's your question? Like? The 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:24.400 inside of me is like which part? Yeah? Which part? 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:27.000 Because we're both women, I have to go, I have 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:30.680 to go. Why we just we just sat down. We 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:34.919 worked so hard to get a reservation here. This is 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.879 making me uncomfortable after all. Okay, First of all, you 0:17:37.960 --> 0:17:40.639 brought it up, you fucking bitch. Second of all, it 0:17:40.680 --> 0:17:44.760 took me literal months to get a dinner Friday reservation 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:48.600 at Nobu, and you're gonna leave. I drove you here. Okay, Yeah, 0:17:48.600 --> 0:17:52.879 you're right, that's true. Okay, fine, okay, So when I'm 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.200 I'm gonna have Toro for sure, I'm gonna have to 0:17:56.640 --> 0:18:00.959 Oh my god, me too. Yeah, speaking of the texture 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:07.879 of Toro, ya achres Oh my god, I got the 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:12.159 best piece of footage after we can totally blackmail. This 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:17.679 is our history teacher. Look at this tape, knuckle asshole. 0:18:18.840 --> 0:18:21.560 He's sticking his finger up his boom, He's sticking his 0:18:21.640 --> 0:18:24.480 finger up his butt. Well, now what we we got 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.280 the we got the footage. What we do with it? 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:32.119 I mean, is there anything we can do? Yes, Spike 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:34.680 could probably use this to inspire a short story. Yeah, 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:37.639 I think. I think you start with the history teacher, 0:18:37.800 --> 0:18:40.080 you know, waking up in the morning and just kind 0:18:40.080 --> 0:18:43.160 of going through the routines of his day, but then 0:18:43.280 --> 0:18:47.560 flashing back to incidents from the past. I want to 0:18:47.640 --> 0:18:50.560 use this blackmail, like, how do we blackmail him? Now? 0:18:50.920 --> 0:18:53.639 We want to make money? Right, so, so not for 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:59.440 creative purposes, but rather destructive. You guys have all been 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:06.840 using this for creative purposes, haven't you? Guilty? Guilty, guilty guilty. 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.920 Oh my god, I didn't even notice you there. That 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:18.720 has seen one? Everybody see two comes from a patron 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:23.280 v I P. Thank you for using my suggestion, because 0:19:23.320 --> 0:19:31.800 here's another failed science museum exhibits. Opening the doors, opening 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:39.200 the doors to the Publicna, hang on, hang on, hold 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:41.360 the door, holl the door, hold the door just when 0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:51.720 we're finishing touches, when we're finishing touch Okay, okay, stay, stay, stay, Okay, 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:58.600 you can open the door. Okay, anybody else opening the door? Open? Okay? 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:11.960 Open doors. Hello everyone, Welcome to sam denounced museum. Stay stay. 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.919 I'm a museum inspector, so I would like to make 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:23.680 sure that uh somebody here that I need a guy 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:26.800 to bring me through. I'm just security, sir. I opened 0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:29.240 and closed and locked and unlocked the doors, so you 0:20:29.280 --> 0:20:32.720 may want to check in with management. UM, I'm assuming 0:20:32.760 --> 0:20:36.000 you have an appointment and I have I can handle this. 0:20:36.040 --> 0:20:39.520 You you must be the inspector. Yes, I am, I'm 0:20:39.560 --> 0:20:43.359 here to inspect the museum. Everything's ready for an inspection, right, well, 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:48.240 this exhibit is complete. Stay, this exhibit is completely ready 0:20:48.240 --> 0:20:51.000 for an inspection. Thank you so much for coming. We 0:20:51.080 --> 0:21:00.480 are and we are a non taxidermy animal exhibit. Stay stay, stay, stay. 0:21:00.880 --> 0:21:02.960 So if I could just walk you through right over here, 0:21:03.400 --> 0:21:06.120 and um, the first exhibit I would like to show 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.240 you is, uh, this is Leo. We call him that 0:21:09.280 --> 0:21:15.159 because all lions are named Leo. That lion is taxidermy. Right, No, no, no, 0:21:15.200 --> 0:21:18.399 this is all Let's stay. This is an entirely non 0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:24.520 taxidermied exhibit. We we're cruelty free. We're stay. Stay, No, 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:27.159 no back up, back up, back up. Hey Hey, I 0:21:27.200 --> 0:21:31.240 said stay, I said Leo, Leo, Leo. I said God, 0:21:31.240 --> 0:21:39.119 oh God, Leo, God Leo. This is all part of 0:21:39.119 --> 0:21:42.440 the exampit, it's all part of the examity nature enjoy 0:21:42.480 --> 0:21:47.840 when everybody for you, there are lessons. Oh so, uh, 0:21:48.359 --> 0:21:51.760 shut the door, shut the door, shut the door. Hi, ma'am, 0:21:51.880 --> 0:21:54.240 thank you for coming in. We understand you witnessed something 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:57.520 very traumatic at the opening of the museum. Um. Yeah, 0:21:57.560 --> 0:21:59.600 and tried to get in first and they closed the 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:04.880 door and I had to wait for it to open again. Right, 0:22:05.119 --> 0:22:06.720 and we are working on that. Thank you for that 0:22:06.760 --> 0:22:08.440 part of the survey. Yeah, but we're talking about the 0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:14.160 line attack. Oh yes, sure you Um this is weird, 0:22:14.280 --> 0:22:17.560 but you know we have cameras everywhere. We zoomed in you. 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:24.760 You were actually yawning during the attack. Yeah, I know, 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:31.320 I got I got a puppy. Um, so I kind 0:22:31.320 --> 0:22:34.480 of it's like every couple hours whining have to check 0:22:34.480 --> 0:22:36.800 if he's pissing or whatever. So for me, I mean, 0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:43.000 after you've had a puppy, a line attack is nothing. Okay, okay, okay, great. 0:22:43.040 --> 0:22:45.800 That answers all the questions we had. Are you um? Sorry, 0:22:45.880 --> 0:22:50.960 I noticed a kind of white mark where it looks 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.119 like a wedding band maybe used to be. So are 0:22:53.200 --> 0:23:00.800 you used to be? Is right? Yes? Yeah, I'm not interested. 0:23:00.840 --> 0:23:03.720 I was just kind of wondering if you're divorced because 0:23:03.720 --> 0:23:06.760 I could, oh, because I was like I'm free tonight. 0:23:07.160 --> 0:23:09.960 Oh no, absolutely not. I would never in a million years. 0:23:10.119 --> 0:23:11.840 I was just curious. I like to know who I'm 0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:15.960 interacting with that is divorced, and are you so? I 0:23:15.720 --> 0:23:19.080 imagine you're taken you I would never answer that question. Sir, 0:23:19.160 --> 0:23:23.439 you're a stranger. Yeah. Oh I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay, 0:23:23.640 --> 0:23:26.120 you know what, for all of your help here, I'm 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:31.879 gonna give you two passes to the gorilla exhibit. And 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:35.160 that's in the Natural History Museum. Not no, it's it's 0:23:35.160 --> 0:23:39.080 in the Science Museum. Um. They're they're they're they're actively 0:23:39.160 --> 0:23:43.760 doing tests on the gorilla. Now. I'm also I could 0:23:43.800 --> 0:23:45.199 go with you, Schaffer. I could take one of those 0:23:45.200 --> 0:23:47.920 tickets because I haven't actually seen it myself. Oh no, sorry, 0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:55.880 I don't have them anymore. M hmmm mmm right. Well 0:23:56.200 --> 0:23:59.480 mcgreet was a surrealist, so when he wrote, this is 0:23:59.520 --> 0:24:02.160 not a place up under a picture of a pipe, uh, 0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:05.359 he that that's kind of the whole idea. It's a 0:24:05.400 --> 0:24:08.240 representation of a pipe and not the actual thing. But 0:24:08.280 --> 0:24:09.840 you're saying that we have to put up a sign 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:14.840 saying this is a pipe under the painting. We don't 0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:19.320 understand why the public is being misled. Well, uh, look, 0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:21.840 I thought when the museum inspector comes in that this 0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:24.640 is all pretty routine. But it feels like you're you're 0:24:24.920 --> 0:24:28.639 exercising creative control over these works of art that have 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:32.679 stood for years. I don't speak four the Museum Inspector 0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:37.200 as much as I represent the Museum Inspector. And either 0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:40.040 you're served with a subpoena today or you're not. That's 0:24:40.080 --> 0:24:44.040 pretty much up to you. Where are these subpoenas coming 0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:49.800 from the Museum Inspector's office? Okay, I I don't know 0:24:49.840 --> 0:24:54.120 who signed on off on that, And and they're sending uh, 0:24:54.320 --> 0:24:58.240 lackative and not a Lackey is what I'll tell you this. 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:01.800 Lackey went to Harvard. But sure, let's go with Lackey. Well, 0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.080 if you went to Harvard, then you're probably familiar with 0:25:04.119 --> 0:25:07.760 the artwork of Renee Mgreet. Uh yeah, yeah, of course. 0:25:07.800 --> 0:25:11.080 And you went to Steve's College of Art. I did 0:25:11.119 --> 0:25:20.320 go to Steve's College of Arts. Ship. Hello, somebody else 0:25:20.359 --> 0:25:27.760 inside this lion inside? Hello, I guess I'm all along. 0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:32.080 I thought I heard an attack, but nope, it's just 0:25:32.280 --> 0:25:40.680 me living in this lion's belly. Hello. Hello, help, you're 0:25:40.720 --> 0:25:46.120 standing on me? Oh how long have you been there? 0:25:46.560 --> 0:25:48.600 I've been here for a long time. What year is it? 0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:51.800