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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of malcom this well, I

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Speaker 1: get that. Look, when the time is right, I'll come

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Speaker 1: back for you. Well trust me. Do you trust me

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Speaker 1: to welcome back for you? You do? Yes? Psych, But

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet Acamy. Shall we know particular order.

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Speaker 1: Let's quickly check on the Christoparado for two audition advice corner. Christo,

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Speaker 1: don't let it hurt this process. Can't fucking physically hurt

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Speaker 1: you anymore. Talking to myself as I look in this

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Speaker 1: zoom thing. When I get an audition, my stomach shouldn't

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Speaker 1: sink and I shouldn't feel like I'm I'm sentenced to prison.

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Speaker 1: It should be a joy, a place for me to

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Speaker 1: have fun and explore and be creative. So for everybody

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Speaker 1: out there, if it hurts, switch it up. And he's

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Speaker 1: coming from somebody who's booked two co stars, so nicely said,

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Speaker 1: and very well, I've checking it and thank you for

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Speaker 1: sharing it. Not Craig Atkowski and his classic sitcom Memories

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Speaker 1: review cow Um, so far, so good. I liked that

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Speaker 1: episode of Cheers where um, sorry, I'm super high right now,

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Speaker 1: where Coach told his plain looking daughter how beautiful she was.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice, that was really because she reminded him of

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Speaker 1: his dead wife. Yeah, of course, I just like those

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Speaker 1: Cheers episodes with Coach. Sure, sure, I gave up on

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Speaker 1: the show as soon as Woody joined heard heard it

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Speaker 1: was still good after that. I heard that guy read

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Speaker 1: of Diane at some point too, But that first the

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Speaker 1: first three maybe just like the first season with Coach,

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Speaker 1: as good as it got. Oh man, man, oh man, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's time for Caroline Cotter's bathroom off the foyer, dudes,

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Speaker 1: and don't call um miss squats a lot. Yes, you

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Speaker 1: want my column of dews and don'ts for shipping for

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Speaker 1: the bathroom off the foyer. Oh for the one off

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Speaker 1: of Fourier. Now that's I'm glad you asked I that

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Speaker 1: has specific rules for that one. You do want to

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Speaker 1: poop in the top tank, right, You don't want to

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Speaker 1: lift the toilet seat up. Um, Actually, you do want

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Speaker 1: to lift the toilet seat up only if you're pooping,

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Speaker 1: so that way your butt can kind of dip into

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Speaker 1: the water if you go on the bottom. And my

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Speaker 1: last hip for you is, um, leave the door open,

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Speaker 1: leave a cracked see of my guests and you're in

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Speaker 1: the foyer after all, my goodness, gracious, all helpful, All

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Check your coats. It's Mark Gagliardi time. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Lucifer's muscle. What can you tell us about your news

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Speaker 1: cinematic organzation Italians for better film portrayals. I'm glad you

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Speaker 1: asked that, Kevin, because Italians have been portrayed in films

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Speaker 1: for entirely too long as mafio so gangsters, and the

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Speaker 1: biggest culprits of this I think are all actually Italians

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Speaker 1: doing so guys, come on, let's just let's just play

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Speaker 1: random dudes, you know, dudes, random dudes and ladies and

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Speaker 1: other We don't have to all be in the mafia.

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Speaker 1: That said, I'm saying this right now as just off camera.

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Speaker 1: Three mafio so's have guns trained on me right now,

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Speaker 1: all of them Italians making sure that I say this

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Speaker 1: and exactly the way that they prescribed. Did I do? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Fellas they mumbled something. They all have toothpicks in their mouth,

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Speaker 1: so I don't know fair and accurate and last, but

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Speaker 1: we'll just take the check if you think of least.

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Speaker 1: It's James Heeney, Johnny Jack, Jim. If you could change

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Speaker 1: the structure of the days in the week. Walk us

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Speaker 1: through your new layout, please easy. I would put I

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Speaker 1: would put Friday, uh, just after Monday because Monday's can

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Speaker 1: be tough, and then Fridays are exciting. Then it would

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Speaker 1: be Tuesday. Then it would be Wednesday, which is kind

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Speaker 1: the leftover one. That's where that goes. It's a hit

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Speaker 1: from Craig's hooka. I think so well, it's difficult to

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Speaker 1: a great job with that, to be honest, Thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you, And let me just take a moment. I'm

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Speaker 1: going to be gone for the next couple of maybe

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Speaker 1: like three weeks. Film you're listening to this in chronological

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Speaker 1: because I'm I'm a big star in a big movie

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Speaker 1: that you're still around, and say hi to James. Oh nice,

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Speaker 1: And when she came when she came back, she said,

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Speaker 1: I just saw James Heney walking. I said what, So

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Speaker 1: you just kept walking. Happened. It's very close to what happened. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what happened. I thought that she was with Gorbos. First

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Speaker 1: of all, I didn't know she was. She didn't use

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Speaker 1: think it was an online doctor appointment. But well, I

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Speaker 1: felt I felt really burned though, because I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I know James very well. Watch this Jay. I did

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Speaker 1: the doctor's appointment late. Okay, thank you, thank you. Kevin. Yep,

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Speaker 1: absolutely glad you could use that time wisely. And you've

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Speaker 1: and now seen one suggested by James Ceeney and Chris's

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Speaker 1: conversation A Zoom doctor's appointment. WHOA, uh so do I

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Speaker 1: feel that? How do I Are you gonna email me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I just sent it to your email address. Okay, do

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Speaker 1: which one do you have? Do you have the Uh. Um,

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Speaker 1: let me see on file for you. We have Big

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Speaker 1: Daddy six at Geo cities dot com. Thank you. That

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Speaker 1: is the correct one one. Yeah, A lot of times

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Speaker 1: I will give people, uh Steve at John Lovitz dot com.

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Speaker 1: That way, no one will bother me. Um, but that

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Speaker 1: I see, I see here the form. So do I

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Speaker 1: doctor or can we start the process as well? No?

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Speaker 1: So i'mm a receptionist, UM or a medical assistant. Um.

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Speaker 1: What would you like to be? What do I want it? Like?

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Speaker 1: Anything in the world? Let's go there. Yeah, um, I

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Speaker 1: names bones. I should mention I'm recording this zoom? Is

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Speaker 1: it too late? Are you cool? Cool with that? No,

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Speaker 1: I want to name bones. So you must know, then,

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Speaker 1: you would name it of course. Um. Well, I have

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Speaker 1: to say, I really like I'm taken with your email name.

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Speaker 1: I'd probably name it Big Daddy six. Um, doctor, this

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Speaker 1: is it's confidential whatever happens here, even though it's online. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course everything, everything that you say is confidential online.

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing this on my I'm doing this on

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Speaker 1: exactly right, Doc. You Hey, Mike, Mike, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing here this morning? Doc Mike, come here, sit down

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Speaker 1: glad to hear that. I want you to meet my

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Speaker 1: new guy. This is a new guy. Would you what

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Speaker 1: did you say your name was? Hey, heartbreak? Would you

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Speaker 1: you were you were saying, Oh yeah, Suvie egg bites,

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Speaker 1: I just realized I'm actually not on on the WiFi

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Speaker 1: Dr Jenkins, this is your urban cybersecurity health program. Um,

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Speaker 1: we've been having hackers trying to attack in Have you

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Speaker 1: been experienced anybody infiltrating your zoom calls during appointments? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean I was just in one at Starbucks. I

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Speaker 1: don't think anybody has taken over. You're using the secured line, right, sure,

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Speaker 1: to the shit he's probably ACKed. You're breaking up, you're

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Speaker 1: breaking up, all right? All right? It seems like our

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Speaker 1: short stories. Yeah man, yeah, well whatever, you know, whatever

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Speaker 1: the information. So whatever you want to do with this, Spike,

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Speaker 1: what are you thinking? Well, you're right man, because you

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Speaker 1: We want to make money? Right, so, so not for

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Speaker 1: Open doors. Hello everyone, Welcome to sam denounced museum. Stay stay.

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Speaker 1: I'm a rhinoceros. Yeah, I'm I'm a trucker. Help me

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Speaker 1: want to just look at the X ray here, it'll

417
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,480
Speaker 1: be clear why the lion was feeling under the weather.

418
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 1: There's a bird, a gazelle. You want to know that

419
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,959
Speaker 1: my lion is okay? Well, I don't know. He has

420
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: a what looks like a man and a semi truck

421
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: in the lion's stomach, has an appetite. We know he

422
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: has an appetite let's not shame him for it, and

423
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: we we're just trying to get the exhibit hoping. Sir,

424
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: I am not. I'm a veterinarian. My duty is to

425
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: protect my patients first. I would never shame him. Um,

426
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: and I just want to draw your There's something else

427
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 1: in here. I'm not really sure what it is. There's

428
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: a gazelle, a truck driver, a bird, uh, truck, a

429
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: truck and uh and a museum inspector who's I believe

430
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:44,879
Speaker 1: claiming to be a rhinoceros. Oh, that's you're right. You know.

431
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: I have stared at this for so long and I

432
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,920
Speaker 1: could not figure it out. Thank you. You just saw

433
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: and you knew immediately. Well, I you know what I

434
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:57,120
Speaker 1: I can whisper. He's my Leo's mine, it's my boy.

435
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,720
Speaker 1: I can whisper my Leo. Okay. And I also can't

436
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: help an notice another thing I kind of noticed, um

437
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: behind the teeth if you look up there at the

438
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: pus interior posterior. Um, Wow, that did you name those bones?

439
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 1: I did? Yes, thank you for noticing. Um, it looks

440
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: like a bottom half of a leg and is that.

441
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: I can't help but notice I don't want to be presumptuous.

442
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 1: You are missing the bottom half of your right leg,

443
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,080
Speaker 1: so is that your leg in there? Um? I'm not

444
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: going to answer that question. You are a stranger, understood,

445
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: and I respect that. Again, it's surrealism, So if the

446
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 1: artist wants to represent a lion with a ridiculously large stomach,

447
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,479
Speaker 1: it's clearly for comic effect. You don't have to push

448
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: put a warning sign on that this isn't, you know,

449
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: feasibly possible. What's clearly to one is confusing to another. Sir,

450
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're taking this superior position that

451
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: everyone's on board with your thoughts. Okay, Well, look at

452
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: Steve's College of Art. They always told us that, uh, yes,

453
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: that the you know that that the the artistic impulse

454
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: is is king you know, okay, and the lion is

455
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: the king of the jungle. Yes, right. And in the

456
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: legal hallways of Harvard they teach us is their precedent

457
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: for legal matters, and if there is, you proceed. If

458
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:28,960
Speaker 1: there isn't, you take caution, And in this case there isn't.

459
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,120
Speaker 1: So I am taking caution. When I asked these questions.

460
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: I am being as respectful as I possibly can. But

461
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: I smell future representative of this particular item, And it

462
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: is very unclear to me if it's funny or not funny,

463
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: and whether or not it belongs in a museum. And

464
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: my first question to you, sirs, doesn't need some sort

465
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 1: of disclaimer? Well, I think let's leave that up to

466
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: the patrons of this museum whether this is funny or

467
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: or inspired. Let's just put up there. M m oh.

468
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 1: I like this piece. I like this. Yeah. Huh m hmm.

469
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know a line stomach was

470
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:16,680
Speaker 1: so big. Apparently unconfid aled kinds of things. Look at

471
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 1: this disclaimer. Look at all the things that are in it. Wait,

472
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: is the disclaimer saying those things are not actually in it?

473
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 1: Or is the disclaimer saying what's this? I can't read?

474
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: It looks like reading this disclaimer, it looks like one

475
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,600
Speaker 1: person wrote one thing and then someone came through later

476
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,760
Speaker 1: with the red crayon and changed all of the disclaimer

477
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: and then wrote in big letters at the bottom, this

478
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 1: is art. So I don't know what to believe. But

479
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 1: isn't that the point of a museum that when you

480
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: leave you don't know what to believe? No, no, no, no, no,

481
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,880
Speaker 1: Not in a science museum, it should all be fat.

482
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: And if they're showing a line with the truck inside

483
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: of its stomach, then that must be what is happening

484
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: which makes me want to go jump into a lion's

485
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: mouth and say hello to the village of living things

486
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 1: inside of it? Well, doesn't that make it art then?

487
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 1: And this isn't then? Isn't every science museum and art museum?

488
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 1: And if every science museum is an art museum, isn't

489
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: it all open for interpretation? M hmm. All I know

490
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:31,360
Speaker 1: is that is definitely a pipe that has seen two three?

491
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: Who wrote? I dreamt I was holding a large pill

492
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:42,959
Speaker 1: in my hand. Is it I dreamed or I dreamt? Greig?

493
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: I think either is acceptable perfect. I squeezed this large

494
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,959
Speaker 1: pill in my hand tightly, and then from the pressure

495
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: in the sweat on my palms, the pill casing begins

496
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 1: to disintegrate. I have an urgent need to swallow this

497
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: pill before it falls apart. I put it in my mouth,

498
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: and then I woke up back in my real life.

499
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: A large object was in fact stuck in my throat.

500
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: In my sleeping confusion, I worked with everything I have

501
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: at my reach to get this thing down moments later,

502
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: it occurs to me that I've actually now swallowed one

503
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: of my wireless earbud to the e R. I went, oh, anonymous, Oh,

504
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: dear sweet anonymous. Thank you for sharing that, uh scene

505
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: suggestion a man is in the e R for having

506
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: swallowed an earbud. Yeah, no, ship, let me please let

507
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: me make this anonymous due to the sensitive nature of it,

508
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 1: of course, and bless you for sharing. Thank you very

509
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: very much. Suiture Stack, just hold on there, if you

510
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 1: will get that here you go. You could say, please,

511
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: what the fuck what I got the sutures? I got

512
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,800
Speaker 1: the sutures. I got them. Stat Apparently, stat is what

513
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: we have to do around here with Dr Bossy. Okay,

514
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: somebody gonna knock me out. Okay, sir, just hold on

515
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: another few moments. Please, the anesthesiologist is on their way.

516
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: You too, need to take your ship outside though. I

517
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: can't have arguing in front of the pace. Sorry. Do

518
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: I feel like you're the you're the problem doctor right

519
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: right for us? Yeah? You know what, here, you take over.

520
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go maybe wait, I'm gonna go on a

521
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: smoke break good lecture. Okay, wait, does that mean you're

522
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: in charge of me now, I mean technically yes, but fine,

523
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: why don't we work it? Why don't we work together? Okay, fine,

524
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: let's work together. Well, sir, what seems to be the problem.

525
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,280
Speaker 1: I swallowed one of I swallowed. Um, I swallowed. It's

526
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 1: it's an mirror budget type thing. But it was also

527
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 1: a mike her phone. Um in that in that earbuds

528
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: have a two way speaker. It's a microphone or no. No,

529
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: I was undercover and somebody knew us where the wire.

530
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: So I real quick swallowed it. I real quick swallowed.

531
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:18,960
Speaker 1: So I gotta keep this kind of on the d L.

532
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: It's gotta be anonymous. This is exciting. Oh that's why

533
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: you're anonymous. Okay, Why am I holding a suitor that

534
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 1: I don't know? Can we get the doctor back? And

535
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: he's on a smoke break, and also he wanted to

536
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,240
Speaker 1: use a suiture on for the situation. I think that's wrong.

537
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,440
Speaker 1: Nurse well, I mean, he's gonna have to get cut

538
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: open to get it out of there anyway. I don't know.

539
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: I think we can just open up his phone and

540
00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: see what's been recorded. No, you can't, that's that's super

541
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 1: private information. Grab his phone out, Grab his phone out

542
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: of his pocket. Okay, they all right, we opened it.

543
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: Look at that. Who go to voice memos. It's still recording,

544
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: so we're being recorded. That's a good Hi. Hello, you

545
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: gotta talk closer, and I'm gonna stop. I'm gonna stop,

546
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna grow according and I'm gonna press play.

547
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: Please don't know? Hey, sick fuck you want? What do

548
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: I feel under there? Either that's a third tit or

549
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: you got a wire. It's not a wire. Stop this

550
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: whoa wow. He was not bullshitting us. He really was

551
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: some sort of informant. This is amazing. Why why did

552
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: you change your voice? I was I was starting todercover.

553
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 1: I was undercover. That's my undercover voice. You just make

554
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:42,959
Speaker 1: up a different voice for when you're undercover. Oh, that's

555
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: just tough guy voice. It's tough guy voice. I was undercover. Okay,

556
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: tough guy. Let's see what else you got on the recording.

557
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,640
Speaker 1: Tough guy. Here we go. Hey, how come your voice

558
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: sounded different than when you first started talking to me

559
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: a couple of seconds ago. I don't know. It was

560
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: probably because I swallow, remember that thing was it was

561
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:07,959
Speaker 1: a bug caught in my throat? What so it doesn't

562
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,479
Speaker 1: sound like you were doing a great job. I felt

563
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:12,879
Speaker 1: like that person was on to you immediately. It was improvising.

564
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do, like I caught in

565
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: the moment. It's just that doctor smokeber. You can take

566
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: too longer. We just wait for him to get smokes.

567
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,960
Speaker 1: American spirits they take forever, like they're better for you.

568
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: Ya know. All they do is take fifteen minutes. Fifteen minutes.

569
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: I wasn't say fifteen minutes. Yeah, I feel like a

570
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,440
Speaker 1: marbor light six minutes. Look at us figuring out how

571
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: to get along. Okay, okay, so what to do with you?

572
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: Sure we have a super Maybe we could try making

573
00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: me vomited up. Nobody's trying that. Maybe maybe maybe an

574
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:55,400
Speaker 1: invasive um, an invasive thing. Let's listen to more of

575
00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: the recording. Okay, wait, now you want to perform something

576
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: called the Harold for me? Yeah, it's not a big deal.

577
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 1: But what I'm gonna do with some group games, I'm

578
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 1: gonna bring everything together afterwards. It's kind of weird when

579
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 1: I do it by myself. So doing you're describing a

580
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: Harold as doing group games that then come together at

581
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: the end. You know what much press positive. I don't

582
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: know a lot like I'm a nurse. Sure, well you're

583
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 1: a doctor right now? Okay, stop it. But I did

584
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: spend a couple of months at an improv theater, and

585
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: if I'm mistaken, it seems like the bad guy in

586
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 1: this situation totally called you out. I'm not getting what

587
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: a herald you know what? In the moment, it was strange,

588
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: but I didn't think she'd really call me to do

589
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: a Harold. Just one person at best, I can do

590
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: stand up set unless I had a team, and maybe

591
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 1: they bring a team in. Well, will you just you

592
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 1: know what this is gonna be good for our records?

593
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: Will you please walk us through the elements of a

594
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: hell your knowledge? Oh, here's the thing that should be quick.

595
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:05,560
Speaker 1: It should be QUI. So you usually you're gonna have

596
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 1: your team and you're gonna come out. You're gonna get

597
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: a single words suggestion. Then you do like some sort

598
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: of an idea generating game, and then you'll do three

599
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,359
Speaker 1: scenes which we usually call it, which we usually call

600
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: an opener, an opening game or listen to obviously still

601
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,760
Speaker 1: playing a game, because that's it's game. It's the game.

602
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,160
Speaker 1: You're I wanna listen. I want to listen to this

603
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 1: bad guy who's saying dear announcement for the doctors and

604
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: the nurses. You may have heard earlier. I just wanted

605
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: to repeat, we are still out of epichat. We are

606
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: out of epichac. So it's a patient comes into the

607
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: e er and they've swallowed something, they're fucked. Just to

608
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:52,759
Speaker 1: be clear, we are out of epichat. It was like

609
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: almost someone like wants it, like likes the way it tastes,

610
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: because like, this is like my sixth hospital I've worked

611
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: at and we've never run out before. But who would

612
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: be sipping on an epichat cocktail? I don't know, do we?

613
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: You don't think it's it's the janitor, do you? Oh

614
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 1: my god, the janitor that we call him Barfi Yeah,

615
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 1: Barfey Bill, Barfey Bill's always Hi Bill, Hi Bill. Hey,

616
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:28,720
Speaker 1: y'all just just want to empty the trash cans. Awesome,

617
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: thank you, We appreciate you. Bill. Oh my god, Bill,

618
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 1: are you okay? Yeah, I'm sorry. I gotta get the

619
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: wood chips to uh oh my god, Oh no, it's

620
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:47,359
Speaker 1: all right. I know how to clean it up. Uh

621
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 1: what it's uh what'ever here? Did you hear over the

622
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: the announcement the p A. No. I got my earbuds

623
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,319
Speaker 1: and I listened to MPR. Oh there that we're out

624
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 1: of epichac again for this six straight months. Oh, because

625
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Speaker 1: I'm a janitor, I can't listen to NPR. Oh No, sorry,

626
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:21,720
Speaker 1: I was just I was anticipating apecac. Huh, that's that's weird, okay,

627
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Speaker 1: So okay, So so let me get this straight. So,

628
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Speaker 1: so I wanted to specifically define what it is we're

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Speaker 1: looking for in this second beat so called? Can we

630
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Speaker 1: please just let me use this suiture? Don't please, don't

631
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Speaker 1: anything to step to the suture from coming in at me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the nurse is right. Probably

633
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,760
Speaker 1: anything from discussing what a herald is anymore would be better. Okay,

634
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Speaker 1: sure him up? Okay, where though, Like I mean, he's

635
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:48,959
Speaker 1: got a lot of holes and suture is the only

636
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 1: thing the doctor asked for, so I know that's what

637
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Speaker 1: he's planning on using. Are we trying to seal the

638
00:40:54,040 --> 00:41:02,240
Speaker 1: air bud in or we're trying to seal other openings? Folks,

639
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: the surgery light wasn't on, that's okay? Are you just

640
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 1: high high bill? Yeah, just please don't get near this patient.

641
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: Oh of course, of course, Bill, can you can you?

642
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 1: Can you keep it down? I'm gonna press play on

643
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Speaker 1: this recording real quick. Sure, Oh my god, please stop stop.

644
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 1: It's been going on for fifty minutes. I think they're

645
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Speaker 1: only they're going to like it. It's been you. I

646
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 1: can't follow. You're playing every character, you're doing everything, and

647
00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,800
Speaker 1: you're asking me to name the game of the scene

648
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: after every fucking wait, but you guys, are they talking

649
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: about Harold Bill? You know Tina phase on Terry Gross

650
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: right now, it's talking about That's a great one, A

651
00:41:46,760 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: long form improv in Chicago. Oh god, I'm sorry. Did

652
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,640
Speaker 1: that getting did that getting into anybody's open? No? No,

653
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 1: we're just we were just about to suit your him up. Okay,

654
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 1: any idea where you've been in that? You look, you've

655
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,839
Speaker 1: worked at a lot of hospitals, haven't you. You've been

656
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,239
Speaker 1: in a lot of e R s. Tell me about it.

657
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a qualifier. If if the doctor

658
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: said I want to suit her, but nothing had happened,

659
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,759
Speaker 1: nothing else, and all we were going off of like

660
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: it was the only item that was on this tray.

661
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: What would you use it for I was like a

662
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: short form game. Oh my god, is everything about improv

663
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: for you? I don't know. I'm just it's in my

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Speaker 1: head or not. It's like you're still at that school. Hey,

665
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: everybody's hand like, hey doctor, I'm the anestusiologists. But thank you?

666
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: Is this the patient? Wait? Hold on, duck? You just

667
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 1: you all right? Do you want to take a knee?

668
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm the I'm with the nurse here. If we just

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00:42:56,960 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: there's a likeness that's like, oh you're talking a doctor, Larry. Yeah,

670
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: you guys look similar? We do? We do. There's no relation.

671
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: We do look similar. Uh. In fact, I remember I

672
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 1: was arrested once he was up on fondling equipment charges

673
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Speaker 1: and give a whole fucking dissertation on why I'm an

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00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: anesthusiologist who touches nothing but the anesthesiologist equipment. So yeah,

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00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: there's a similarity. We look alike. We even sound like

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00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:30,240
Speaker 1: different guy. Okay, so you're going to knock this patient

677
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Speaker 1: out so we can. I don't think it's a good idea. Uh,

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00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 1: sutur Well, before anyone's suturing, we should probably get a

679
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,760
Speaker 1: scalpel in a doctor's hand. So there's something to suture.

680
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: But in the meantime, I'm gonna knock this fucker out.

681
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: At that scalpel in a doctor's hand. Uh yeah, yeah,

682
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: Well isn't it anesthusiologist technically a doctor? So you hold

683
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:56,880
Speaker 1: this scalpel and I'll suit your him up. Yes, right, Okay,

684
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: you you guys are nurses. Guys come back from a

685
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: hundred sir, you guys are nursing. Huh, I'm I'm a janitor.

686
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: Don't mind me. I'm just just pounding my special drink here.

687
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:16,800
Speaker 1: Uh what kind of special drink you're hugging there, buddy? Uh,

688
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: It's it's mostly epicac. Wait what mostly? What's all anybody

689
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 1: had to do was ask? That's terrific. H It's it's

690
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: like a third Lacroix or spin drift or you know whatever,

691
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 1: whatever your go to soda is, you know, right, Like, look, look,

692
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 1: so so, so what are you getting at here? You

693
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 1: think the guy that we sold the drugs too might

694
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Speaker 1: be a cop, but he also might be a bad improviser.

695
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,959
Speaker 1: Is definitely a bad improviser, I got that much. But

696
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 1: as far as being a cop, I don't know what

697
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:56,840
Speaker 1: kind of cops are told to swallow their wire, explain

698
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: view of the person that they're trying to arrest. You

699
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: know what, I yeah, yeah, yeah, Look, we're gonna have

700
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 1: to kill you. You know yeah, We're gonna heighten this.

701
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Speaker 1: This is the third beat, Sweetheart, that's our show for today.

702
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: This is the third beat, Sweetheart. That should be the

703
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 1: name of your second book. Chris, Um, oh no, so

704
00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: not okay and so funny at the same time, hashtag canceled.

705
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: All right, let's thank almost everyone for being here today,

706
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: starting with Chris Alverado. Chris, thank you. It's such a

707
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: pleasure to play with this group of people. Um, that's

708
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: all I want to say. Fucking what a fun for

709
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,319
Speaker 1: a fun day indeed, and thank you for sharing it.

710
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: And give our best to Jess, who I believe popped

711
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: in earlier momentarily, Um, and tell her everyone is enjoying

712
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: the television program that she is on. Was there an

713
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: announcement for a second season? Already? We're waiting where I've

714
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: spoken too soon. I'm a big JINX. Sorry about that.

715
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,880
Speaker 1: All good? Uh, but so far, so good, so great,

716
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: and um, all the best to both of you, damn it. Please?

717
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 1: All right? Fair enough? Mark Gagliardi can I put my

718
00:46:10,960 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: foot in something in your life? Please put just find

719
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: somewhere to put your foot and when you take it out,

720
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 1: I'll make sure it's all suitured back up. You happy

721
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: to see on the Instagram that Jamie and I made

722
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:24,480
Speaker 1: a special trip out to the land yesterday because it

723
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: was maybe day two of you Can Hug. Oh, it's

724
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: back to hugging the characters. Now the characters. That's very sweet.

725
00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 1: I didn't think the first three most important were for

726
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: us to hug to hug um, I would I would

727
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,439
Speaker 1: go all five of the big five, making Mini Donald,

728
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: Pluto goofy. But for you guys, that's the Big five.

729
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: But but I'm gonna guess personal thing. I don't know

730
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 1: who were the first ones that you went and hugged. Well,

731
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,840
Speaker 1: it was based on availability, but so so Ratigan from

732
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: but they were in they were in the top five choices.

733
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: We started with Chip and Dale. There's a photo that

734
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: her friend called Chip which because she's in between them,

735
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 1: very cute Chipp and Dale. Then we went straight to Donald,

736
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: who was not impressed at all with my Donald sneeze.

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00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,399
Speaker 1: You know, usually I can get the uh seventeen year

738
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: old that's inside the costume to laugh for some sort

739
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 1: of acknowledgement. I don't know what you're talking about. There's

740
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: nobody in any cop but nothing nothing from this one,

741
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 1: which is so good. Yeah so, but nothing again zero

742
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 1: zip za uh yeah so is uh Chipp and Dale

743
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 1: and Donald and eventually Mickey. Mickey was so nervous because

744
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: about people decided to line up and it was just

745
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: too much. I get it. Yeah. Um, but bless you

746
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 1: and yours and welcome back from Orlando. And I hope

747
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: your illness goes away quickly. And it's not COVID. Thank you.

748
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:02,239
Speaker 1: It's definitely not COVID. It was a delight to be

749
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:04,399
Speaker 1: here today and all of you make me laugh very hard.

750
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: Perfect you see that, Caroline. Uh yeah, I actually did

751
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: for the first time ever. Thank you so much for

752
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:21,919
Speaker 1: being here, you know, thanks for having me. Um, that's

753
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: all I have to say. I had a good time

754
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:28,879
Speaker 1: with four of the other people here. I won't name

755
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: the one that I did not have a good time.

756
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: I think that's fair, So thank you. Do you have

757
00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 1: some performances, some live things or websites people can maybe

758
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 1: visit to see some of your performance websites. No, um,

759
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 1: you know, I don't really have any I have a

760
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: live show in June. Um, there we go, and uh,

761
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:53,280
Speaker 1: you need to listen to my podcast Stinkers Boom. Look,

762
00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 1: you know, we're all just trying our best out here.

763
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: At least four out of the six of us are

764
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: of us. Some of us are just waiting for that invite.

765
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:02,919
Speaker 1: I love it. I love live performance, I love doing,

766
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: I love performing. I love to perform. You know I'm

767
00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:12,000
Speaker 1: being for a while. You have what's your name again? Yes,

768
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 1: and that's ship Chris. Thank you, Carol and Chris. Yes,

769
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: yes you too, damn it, thank you, thank you, my

770
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 1: goodness gracious. Back to you again, Craig. Well, this is

771
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: my standard disclaimer that none of us are healthcare professionals

772
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: and none of the advice that we give on this

773
00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 1: show is meant to be interpreted. Uh. Ipocac has been

774
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:35,000
Speaker 1: found to have minimal health benefits and is ultimately ineffective

775
00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:38,080
Speaker 1: at purging the body of poisonous substances. As the American

776
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: Society of Healthcare Professionals advises, epocac SARA no longer recommended

777
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:46,799
Speaker 1: for routine management of outpatient ingestions of medications or other chemicals.

778
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:49,759
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you for that as well as the

779
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: correct pronunciation. I'll appreciated epocacs. Yes, you gotta love every

780
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 1: word with cat. It's a great comedy part of a word.

781
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: James cak Heeney, thank you, thank you. I am so

782
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: glad that I got to get together today. I laughed

783
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: harder today than I have in a while. So um,

784
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:18,839
Speaker 1: I'd say check out game Front, the website game front

785
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:22,080
Speaker 1: dot com or the YouTube channel. Thank you for that.

786
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: Let's thank your engineering producers to the stars. Mr Drug

787
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: find folks that I hurt media from the Iman host

788
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:36,919
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack reminding you that we greatly appreciate your listenership,

789
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: your viewership, your involvement. We reached out and asked for

790
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: new scene suggestions because there was a a time when

791
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: that was needed. Is no longer needed. I repeat, back

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Speaker 1: off with your scene suggestions were good for a little

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Speaker 1: bit shocked by this information. Who yeah, yeah, my my

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00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 1: rudeness is appreciated by seventeen percent of our audience and

795
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: it's improven. Continue to write your reviews so James can

796
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: get off a ledge with the M sixteen and until

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Speaker 1: next time,