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Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO. CLO stands for

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Speaker 1: Cheap Love Officer, and that is Steve Harvey. Katie and

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Speaker 1: Camden says, I've kept a big secret from my husband

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Speaker 1: and his mother found out my secret. She asked if

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Speaker 1: it was true, and I lied to her. I know

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Speaker 1: I've got to be honest with my husband soon. But

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Speaker 1: do I owe my mother in law an explanation or

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Speaker 1: excuse for lying to her?

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Speaker 2: Must be quite a secret. I kept waiting to hear it,

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Speaker 2: but now I want to do it. I say, ride

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Speaker 2: it out. You lied to your mother in law, which

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Speaker 2: is allowable. It ain't her business. She was dipping. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how your mother in law heard it, and

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Speaker 2: your husband ain't. Yes, lets me know that your mother

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Speaker 2: in law don't really care for.

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Speaker 1: You, Nosie Rosie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she has been researching dirt on you, trying to

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Speaker 2: find out something, so you lied about it.

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Speaker 3: It's a big secret. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Off the top of your head. What do you think though?

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Speaker 3: It's a man somewhere, something she did with the man

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Speaker 3: used to date.

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Speaker 2: Can't hide a baby, unless can't hide a baby, that's horrible.

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Speaker 2: If you've hit, if you're hiding a child. That's a

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Speaker 2: deal breaker. That's gonna be something hurtful. The man's ego

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Speaker 2: is gonna be in the way if it's a man. Now, look,

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Speaker 2: if you bought something and your mother in law found

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Speaker 2: out about it, then you bought something. I'd brother go

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Speaker 2: on in there and tell your husband that before he

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Speaker 2: find out. Remember the golden rule that Marjorie has taught

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Speaker 2: to me. It is better to ask for forgiveness than

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Speaker 2: to ask for permission. Every time she buys something and

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Speaker 2: I questioned it.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm sorry. I'm sorry what I'm gonna do. No,

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Speaker 3: I don't forgive you. I hate your fever. I think

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Speaker 3: that's my option, right, No.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so.

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Speaker 3: Do we ever go back to the stove? Do it

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Speaker 3: ever go back to the step?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, dog Junior, you getting a relationships forget

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Speaker 2: trying to get them to take stuff back.

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Speaker 3: Don't do that, all right, it's your time babies.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to Corey in Texas, Corey writes, I'm going

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Speaker 1: through a divorce and my husband wants to take away

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Speaker 1: the two labradoodles he gave me for our anniversary. I

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Speaker 1: took care of the dogs twenty four to seven by myself.

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Speaker 1: But now he wants to be evil? How can I

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Speaker 1: stop him from taking my furry soul mates? And she

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Speaker 1: calls you judged, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Well, all you gotta do is want something that matter

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Speaker 2: with him, because trust me, he'll give about the dog.

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Speaker 2: Not no two labberdoodles. I don't even know what they are.

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Speaker 2: They sound like some two little nuting dogs, laboratories or whatever, latherdoodle,

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Speaker 2: cocker doodle, you know whatever, the same thing. Don't give

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Speaker 2: it about them dogs, man, I'm trying to hold on

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Speaker 2: some of these assets. I'm trying to hold onto his house,

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Speaker 2: and Kate, that's what I'll be trying to hold on too.

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Speaker 2: I don't give it. Come get these dogs. You can

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Speaker 2: come get the crackers. Whatever cocka doole do is. I

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Speaker 2: don't know what they are, but them dogs, now, the

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Speaker 2: way you do that is, oh, it's on. It's a

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Speaker 2: cocker spaniel mixed with a poodle. It's what I've learned.

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Speaker 3: Who kills the lady?

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Speaker 2: All you got to do is take something back that

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Speaker 2: he wants dearly.

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Speaker 3: All else you've already cleaned him out.

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Speaker 2: See now remember this, now, if you've cleaned his clock

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Speaker 2: with the assets and the money. He gonna try to

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Speaker 2: hurt you with them dogs. All you got to do,

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Speaker 2: all you got to do is say I don't want

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Speaker 2: them dogs. I ain't finna take care of them dogs, Steve.

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Speaker 1: These are her furry soul mates. They're more than dogs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen to that's what she said.

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Speaker 3: Now for the pet lawyer's out there.

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Speaker 1: You know that's a part of the family. Those are

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Speaker 1: her Murray babies.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know if you take them dogs is your

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Speaker 2: soul mats.

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Speaker 3: You're not gonna see them in heaven. Just try up.

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Speaker 3: They got their own They got their own little heaven.

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Speaker 3: It ain't the one us. So you have to worry

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Speaker 3: about that. They don't produce any income. So this is

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Speaker 3: about well, you know, once I know you don't finasy

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Speaker 3: call them, I just start to not kill too much, eliminating.

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Speaker 3: You know, you ain't my kid, so you know.

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Speaker 1: But your solution is for her to take something of

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Speaker 1: his unless she's taken everything.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've taken everything, that's why you want them dogs.

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Speaker 2: You've hurt him, So don't play the one side of

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Speaker 2: the story. This divorce got a little ugly. You took

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Speaker 2: some stuff from him, like his car, you know his

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Speaker 2: little you know his little pad that he had, little

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Speaker 2: he had a couple of things you done took from him.

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Speaker 2: So now he finn't take the dogs. That's what divorce is.

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Speaker 2: Divorce is losing stuff. You're talking to the wrong person.

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Speaker 2: I lost everything.

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Speaker 3: About the dogs. I wish, I wish it was down

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Speaker 3: to some dogs with me.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he wants the divorce, all right, Sylvia

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Speaker 1: and Washington says my husband's boss. My husband's boss had surgery,

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Speaker 1: so I sent her big bouquet of flowers from us.

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Speaker 1: She sent a group text to thank us. My husband replied,

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Speaker 1: anything for my girl. Then his phone rang and I

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Speaker 1: overheard him say he didn't know. He replied to the group,

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Speaker 1: was it supposed to be a private text to her?

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Speaker 2: He denied, Hell, yeah, I didn't done that before.

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Speaker 3: I didn't depend on the group.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a long time ago, when I didn't know group

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Speaker 2: text was yeah, I typed the message to the dude

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Speaker 2: that sent it to me.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know it went to the whole group. He

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Speaker 3: did that, He's stupid. Anything from my girl?

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Speaker 2: Then they had a private come Hell yeah, but then

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Speaker 2: but when you bust him, all he gonna say, is

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Speaker 2: I just said anything for my girl. I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: cheer up. That's what you're tripping fa you know you

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Speaker 2: was on the text.

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Speaker 3: I said it.

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Speaker 2: If you don't want me to say that, no more,

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Speaker 2: I won't like what you're tripping for. Man, I would

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Speaker 2: want somebody to care about.

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Speaker 3: You that same way.

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Speaker 1: All right, we got one last one Steve Bianca and

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Speaker 1: Montgomery says, I've been a long distance relationship for a year,

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Speaker 1: and I go visit my boyfriend a lot more than

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Speaker 1: he visits me. This past weekend, he called to cancel

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Speaker 1: his trip to see me, and he told me that

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Speaker 1: he needs some space. The night before, he was very

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Speaker 1: excited about coming. What happened to change of mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, he needs some space because that other girl, that

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Speaker 2: other girl talking about where you keep going all these weekends.

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Speaker 2: I want to do something on the weekend instead of

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Speaker 2: the week How come we ain't ever together.

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Speaker 3: On the week True, he tells you he needs some space.

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Speaker 3: Don't no, man need no space? How you need space

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Speaker 3: from sex?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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