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Speaker 1: The Jubile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Donnie Blumkin.

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Speaker 1: It's time for Ridiculous Internet Question. It's the game where

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Speaker 1: we ask you the question that everybody's talking about on

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Speaker 1: the dot com today. It's America's favorite game show. I'm

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Speaker 1: Donnie Blumpkin and let's get started. Okay, what is everybody

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Speaker 1: talking about on the Internet's right now? I'm glad you asked.

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Speaker 1: I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Let's go. What is something that you

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Speaker 1: should not put in your online dating profile or social

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Speaker 1: media profile? Basically, they're bios entrepreneur cringe. Whether you spell

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Speaker 1: it correctly or not. It's so funny when people spelled

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Speaker 1: out wrong. It's to spell I think it's very easy

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Speaker 1: to google it. There's so many entrepreneurs on Instagram. It's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm all for believing it. Do you believe it?

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Speaker 1: You can achieve it right, but that means more than

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Speaker 1: just typing entrepreneur you bo There's so many people that

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Speaker 1: it just says entrepreneur, Rise and grind all that kind

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Speaker 1: of profile. Rise and grind. You're a Barissa and you

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Speaker 1: have the opening shift you call yourself an entrepreneur. The

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Speaker 1: worst shift ever asking the question what is something that

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't put in your dating profile or your social

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Speaker 1: media bios? I mean whenever I am on the apps

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Speaker 1: and I'm looking around, if there is this word in

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Speaker 1: someone's profile, I immediately swipe opposite direction hiker. I like

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Speaker 1: to hike. I want to go hiking. We'll hike on

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Speaker 1: hike without Because the thing is is that you care

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Speaker 1: so much about hiking that you typed it out for

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Speaker 1: your dating profile. You are absolutely going to try to

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Speaker 1: give me a hike within a week and then they

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Speaker 1: want to take me out there and murder me because

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Speaker 1: that was about hiking, because they want to act like

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Speaker 1: they're like fit and like well, that's even more dumb.

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Speaker 1: Right now, we both are lying to each other because

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to make you think I want to go hiking.

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Speaker 1: You want to go with the first place, and neither

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Speaker 1: of us want to go hiking. We should just both

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Speaker 1: watch TV exactly. Hey, it's been it, um. I think

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Speaker 1: that wearing a cowboy hat is a no no for me,

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Speaker 1: and also a picture of you floating up the camera

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Speaker 1: it's also a no no for me. There's so many

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Speaker 1: you guys won't even understand how many. Well, you guys,

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Speaker 1: I've been a person, but I've been there and I've

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Speaker 1: done it. Yeah, I'm just like automatic left. I don't know. Also,

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Speaker 1: a lot of cameras like in front of the face

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Speaker 1: so you can't see them or not. Yeah, like not

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Speaker 1: even it's like a close up of their eye, you know.

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Speaker 1: It's like people want to see your whole, all of

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Speaker 1: you in the picture. That's why I think dudes don't

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Speaker 1: get I was gonna say, can we talk about the

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Speaker 1: bio is real quick? Have you ever seen someone's bio

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Speaker 1: and they have like a long laundry list of the

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Speaker 1: things they do and they don't want and like, I

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Speaker 1: get it, it's a dating app, but it's like you're

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Speaker 1: doing too much this long paragraph. I don't even I'm

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Speaker 1: not interested in finding out about you. It's like I

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Speaker 1: didn't put reading as one of my interests in my profile.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know how to read. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: read that whole bios like three words, three words about

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Speaker 1: you to see if I can find you interesting enough

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Speaker 1: to go out and then learn more about you and

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Speaker 1: find out that I probably I don't think you're that interesting.

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Speaker 1: That's what it should be. Name age, hometown. That's it's

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Speaker 1: maybe try to be funny, but then also don't do

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Speaker 1: that because most likely it's not going to be funny exactly.

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Speaker 1: So just don't say you like hiking. If you're gonna

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Speaker 1: say entrepreneur, actually be working on something. Google how to

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Speaker 1: spell it. Don't worry how we had. Don't flip off

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Speaker 1: the camera or take a picture of your eye, and

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Speaker 1: don't post a picture of your hot friend hoping that

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Speaker 1: people will think that you're the hot friend you So far,

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Speaker 1: we've got that. We're asking the question today, what is

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Speaker 1: something you should or shouldn't put in your dating profile? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I think that in their dating profile and unless this

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Speaker 1: Christian mingle should not put their religion, Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: on Christian mingle you still shouldn't because people should just

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Speaker 1: know you read the room. It's like if you're on

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Speaker 1: Farmers Only, no need to mention farming. And if you're

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Speaker 1: on e Harmony, don't have to tell people you're old.

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Speaker 1: They already know that, sure. Or there's the ones for STDs.

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Speaker 1: There's those apps too. Oh yeah, if you have a

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Speaker 1: certain STD there's an app for that. Wow, I'm Donnie

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Speaker 1: Blumpkin and you can find me on Clammy Date. The

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Speaker 1: only dating website for people was Clammydia. Whoa Donnie Blumkin, Lord,

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Speaker 1: thank you for playing. Have you ever seen people that

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Speaker 1: put on there? They're like deleting soon. I'm like, so,

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Speaker 1: what you're saying is you've had no luck and you

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Speaker 1: want me to write and switch that up for you

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Speaker 1: here in the last minute, thank you text in four

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Speaker 1: one of six one, calls up eight to eight three

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Speaker 1: for three one oh six one. What is something that

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Speaker 1: people should not put in their dating profile? I'm Donnie

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Speaker 1: Blumpkin and let's go for a hike. I'm just kidding

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