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Speaker 1: Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting texts that came through from David online nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Let's go see hi to David. Hello, David, Hello, is

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Speaker 2: it working? Can you hear us?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I can hear you as on your ends?

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Speaker 2: What Yeah, we hear you? Just fine, You're great. I

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Speaker 2: can hear you now. Okay, I'm glad we got that

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Speaker 2: out of the way. Okay, So David, I'm gonna read

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Speaker 2: your text. It says, Hi, my name is David. I'm

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Speaker 2: a construction worker and I do only fans and stand

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Speaker 2: up comedy on the side, not as a hustle, but

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Speaker 2: just for fun, and nobody really knows. Well, let me

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Speaker 2: ask you this, David, stand up comedy. There are usually

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Speaker 2: people you know watching you and know who you are,

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Speaker 2: and only fans. Maybe someone would recognize you unless you're

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Speaker 2: like not putting your face on there. How does this work?

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Speaker 2: And how does this work for you and staying anonymous

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Speaker 2: at the same time. I don't get it.

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Speaker 3: I mean I don't hide it, but I don't go

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Speaker 3: around work like, hey, you want to see me naked?

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Speaker 2: I do. Okay, let's start well, hold on, let's start

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Speaker 2: with the stand up comedy thing. I mean, so you

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Speaker 2: what got you into that? And do you do?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Do they hire you? I mean, are you on the

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Speaker 2: bill that? Oh my god, David's in our club this weekend?

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Speaker 3: Uh? So I went to a couple open mics just

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Speaker 3: with some friends. I was like, you know what, I think,

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty funny. I could probably do this, And then

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Speaker 3: I found out that you really can't unless you're actually funny.

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Speaker 3: So I started. I started one or two of mics

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Speaker 3: a week a month, I mean, and then, uh, I've

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Speaker 3: opened for a couple of local shows, but I don't

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Speaker 3: really put it out there until I started getting more

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Speaker 3: consistent reactions.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you know what we're learning from you so far

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Speaker 2: is you have confidence. It takes a lot of confidence

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Speaker 2: to get on the stage and try to be funny,

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Speaker 2: and confidence to go naked on OnlyFans. You really do?

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Speaker 2: I mean, have you always been a confident, go getting

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Speaker 2: kind of guy? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not. No. In high school I was six too,

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Speaker 3: and like one hundred and thirty pounds, I was scared

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Speaker 3: of strong breezes and angry ducks.

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Speaker 1: So can I ask does your family know that you

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Speaker 1: do this?

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Speaker 3: I mean, if they asked Hey man, so what are

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Speaker 3: you doing a sidelment? Do you really want to know? Like, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: I'll hint around it and if they keep asking, I'll

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Speaker 3: tell him I was raised the questions you don't want

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Speaker 3: answers to there you go.

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Speaker 2: You know you're from Oklahoma, I'm from Texas. We live

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Speaker 2: in the land of denial down there, and that's safer

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Speaker 2: that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gandhi what.

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Speaker 4: Okay, David, do you have with with whatever it is

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Speaker 4: that you're doing on only fans like a specialty? I

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Speaker 4: know there are little subcategories of what people are uh showing.

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Speaker 3: So I would I'm going to refer to as a

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Speaker 3: sauce dom in the kink community.

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Speaker 2: Okay, wait wait, hold on, hold back up, a soft

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Speaker 2: dom in the kink community. Is that what you said?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yes, that's exactly what I said.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, yes, sir, yes, sir. Please don't beat me. Okay,

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Speaker 2: beat me, but softly, all right, go ahead, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: And so it's it's less about you know, the impact

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Speaker 3: or anything like. It's it's more about willingly giving up control.

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Speaker 3: And so I'll do voice recordings like as mr but

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Speaker 3: a little bit spicier and then I've gotten some pretty

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Speaker 3: specific requests that I was like, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: I like this, but the check cleared.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, Well, as long as you're comfortable and

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Speaker 2: you're in control. You know, we have another friend of

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Speaker 2: a friend of the show, the squirrel guy. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: got to know him because he was friendly with a

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Speaker 2: pet squirrel. He would and now he's on only fans

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Speaker 2: as well. You know, doing stuff. I mean only fans

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Speaker 2: is very unique. Do you do You do a great

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Speaker 2: business with only fans?

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Speaker 3: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Are you make him some change?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 3: My my profile is actually free. I only charge if

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Speaker 3: it's like really weird or really custom. I really do

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Speaker 3: just do it. It's just not a hustle. I do

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's interesting. You only do it. You do it

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Speaker 2: for fun. But if they want something very specific, you

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Speaker 2: will go, well that's going to cost you. Okay, right,

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Speaker 2: I get it.

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Speaker 3: I guess something I can do anyway, Like eventually, I'm like,

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Speaker 3: oh yeah I should, I'll just I'll just move out

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Speaker 3: the timeline. But if it's something that I was never

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Speaker 3: gonna do, like on my own, I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 3: you know, here, here's the estimate for that. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, David. David, you know as your agent,

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Speaker 2: you're given you're giving away the milk for free here, So.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 1: Well okay, first question is, if you can answer this

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Speaker 1: in a clean way, what was the craziest thing anybody's

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Speaker 1: ever asked you to do? And have you ever turned

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Speaker 1: anything down? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yes. The thing I turned down is they wanted me

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Speaker 3: to role play as their dad. Oh okay, And I

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Speaker 3: was like, well, that's not going to be a thing,

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Speaker 3: but I do anytime soon ever, Okay, okay, okay.

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Speaker 2: So you turn that down.

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Speaker 3: And then the weirdest thing they wanted me to be

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Speaker 3: a wizard in them, to be an orc in the

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Speaker 3: in the recording and basically fantasy degradation. Oh boy, and.

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Speaker 2: That's deeply psychological stuff.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was. It took me a minute to

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Speaker 3: wrap my head around how I would even think about

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Speaker 4: That's a wizard.

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Speaker 3: But they seemed happy with it, and they said they

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Speaker 3: might want another one, so I uh, okay.

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Speaker 4: So follow up questions that to be the wizard, how

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Speaker 4: much did you charge?

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Speaker 3: I guess I think I asked them for fifty bucks

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Speaker 3: oh wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's a bargain in mind like this.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, as we as we talk to you, David,

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Speaker 2: a lot of people are texting in wanting to know

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Speaker 2: your your your name on Army fans. So I mean,

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Speaker 2: you know that if we if we put it out there,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna get a lot of response and and and

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Speaker 2: I don't mind that at all, but I just I

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Speaker 2: just want to make sure we're not sending them to

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Speaker 2: some some place that's going to frighten them. It sounds

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Speaker 2: like in like a wizard, you know, uh be my daddy. Way,

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Speaker 2: but if it sounds like you're you're totally cool, and

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Speaker 2: I don't know she should we do? Would you my

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Speaker 2: giving it to us?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 2: It's hold on, let me get my pen hold on,

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Speaker 2: all right, okay, go right ahead.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's shrimp underscore salad.

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Speaker 2: Shrimp, Oh god, oh shrimp salad. Now why did you

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Speaker 2: choose shrimp under Why David, David? Why did you choose

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Speaker 2: shrimp underscore salad?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Comedy of everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay? All right, all.

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Speaker 4: Right, well I gotta go find this.

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Speaker 2: Okay. By the way, let me just make it really clear,

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Speaker 2: David is his own dude. We're not under he's not

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Speaker 2: under contract with us. We're not under a contract with him.

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Speaker 2: You go there on your own, your own, uh, your own. Okay,

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Speaker 2: we'll just leave it at that. And well, well, okay,

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Speaker 2: what Gandhi is looking?

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Speaker 4: Hold on, I'm trying to find him. I don't I've

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Speaker 4: never really used only fans before. But we're going to

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Speaker 4: give this a shot.

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Speaker 3: I have to make an account. I'll take you about

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Speaker 3: ten minutes to register.

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Speaker 4: Oh I can't just a preview, this is nonsense.

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Speaker 2: Well I have one. Let me check it out.

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Speaker 3: How to hit the miners off? Yeah, yeah, yeah, have

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Speaker 3: a credit.

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Speaker 2: Card, exactly, exactly. Well, look, we wish all the luck

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Speaker 2: in the world to you. I find this fascinating, by

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Speaker 2: the way. I think it's great. And you said that

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Speaker 2: you were a very very shy kid growing up. Again,

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Speaker 2: to get on stage and try to be funny in

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Speaker 2: a comedy club and be able to turn the camera

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Speaker 2: on and do things for people like that while you're naked,

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Speaker 2: that takes a lot of confidence, I think. And so

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Speaker 2: give yourself some credit there, you know.

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Speaker 3: And I'm a radio star, so there's that too, superstar.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's right. Let's add that to the list.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask one last question, yes.

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Speaker 1: Please already for somebody who maybe wanted to do this

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Speaker 1: on the side, like you know, what can you make

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Speaker 1: like in a year, say just.

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Speaker 3: What do you think my fiance did it and she

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Speaker 3: would make you know, between five hundred or you know,

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Speaker 3: three thousand a month, depending on what on what the

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Speaker 3: order she got in on what request she got. And

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Speaker 3: there's a big people that, you know, the average person

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Speaker 3: that I've seen like visit as a career, they make enough,

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Speaker 3: you know, for their bills and some comfort, maybe a

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Speaker 3: do that because they can still work on their trip.

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Speaker 3: But people that are like make it, they make hundreds

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Speaker 3: of millions, they.

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Speaker 2: Make well, yeah, they make called many many a million.

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Speaker 2: So there you go. Well, David, it's been a pleasure

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Speaker 2: speaking with you, and there you go. Shrimp Underscore Salad.

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Speaker 2: At the end of the day, we always have to

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Speaker 2: make a list of what we did, what we talked

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Speaker 2: about and under the guests on the show today was

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Speaker 2: David shrimp Underscore Salad. I'm very proud of this. I

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Speaker 2: love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it.