WEBVTT - 24Carrot Tragic (with Tahir Moore) 0:00:02.840 --> 0:00:05.240 My mom is delucial about certain day. Like when I 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.319 first know to l A, he was like, well, if 0:00:08.320 --> 0:00:10.159 you just called Hollywood and tell him you want to 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:11.960 be an actor, tell him. 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.240 That's that's a number. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:18.320 That's the one culized number for Hollywood, and I can 0:00:18.520 --> 0:00:20.360 call on which more to be like, Okay, you want 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:21.160 to get let. 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:27.080 Me Yeah, I'm trying to talk to Frank Hollywood. Listen here, Frank, 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:33.840 I'm ready. I don't know if you've been hearing about 0:00:33.880 --> 0:00:41.960 a young nigga gotta Saint Louis man, but guess what, motherfucker, 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:42.920 I'm in town. 0:00:43.560 --> 0:01:09.080 I'm ready to get the cameras and get the lights, racist. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:02.120 The. 0:01:04.319 --> 0:01:09.600 Money, val stuff I can't tell me. 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:17.080 Make me sweat, make me hotter, make me lose my breath, 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:20.280 make me water. There it is, there it is. Ladies 0:01:20.280 --> 0:01:24.360 and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:24.880 Told Me. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.280 The podcast where we died deep into the pockets of 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.440 black conspiracy theories. 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:33.720 And we finally worked to prove that Blake Griffin had 0:01:33.760 --> 0:01:36.280 to be traded out of Los Angeles because he was 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:39.560 secretly on the verge of making a stand up special 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:44.560 that would burn this entire industry to the ground. Motherfuckers 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:48.880 were gonna lose their goddamn minds over that. Blake Griffin 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:53.639 land to get him the fuck out of here. 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.680 In the Room part two. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.680 Come on, man, he was gonna make something crazy. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:03.200 Yeah, I would watch it. Taylor was gonna direct, it 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:08.720 would have been a whole time. Come on, man, I 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:09.520 miss Taylor. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:12.600 Taylor Griffin, that's the one that you felt the most 0:02:12.600 --> 0:02:13.160 connected to. 0:02:13.680 --> 0:02:16.160 Yeah, I really liked him in Oklahoma. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:18.440 Our guest today, I don't know how he feels about 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:22.440 Taylor Griffin. Were Blee or Blake Frankly, that's true. We've 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.919 never had this conversation. So I'm excited. Come in, come 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:28.960 in hot with your your hot takes on on Blake 0:02:29.040 --> 0:02:34.040 or Taylor Griffin. But he's so funny, comedian, actor, podcaster, writer, 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:38.639 all kinds of goddamn amazing things. He's tours. He has 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:42.320 an amazing podcast called Wording is Hard. He says, ship 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:49.160 give it up for to hear more. Trust. I love 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:50.480 that A little sparkle for you. 0:02:52.160 --> 0:02:53.600 I didn't even know that was possible. 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:59.280 No, it's the update, the update, So man, I'm. 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:05.720 Afraid up to That's how they get you I'm saying, 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:08.239 it's like the update that I'm gonna get collectors calling 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.160 now PG and EOS where I'm at, Like, yeah, it's 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:13.160 like a lot of dominoes. 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.200 I don't want to know, right, because you agreed to 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.680 something that then agreed to a bunch of other things 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.200 that now makes it so you owe money that you 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:22.760 thought you got away with. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:27.480 Man, I'm still stucking bills from eight baby. 0:03:27.600 --> 0:03:28.000 Come on. 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.239 You know what's crazy is is every I would say, 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.320 every about three months, I get a bill from a 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:41.240 hospital in South Africa because I had like an infection 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.920 while I was there and went to the er and 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.240 they helped me and it was very nice, and they 0:03:48.280 --> 0:03:51.520 did not whatever resolve the money that was owed to 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.800 them while I was still on the continent. And I 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:57.240 come back and they'd be like emailing like, hey, you 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.720 owe us four hundred zigama boobs and it's like I'm 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.360 not paying you bitches, No Singama boobs. 0:04:03.440 --> 0:04:07.800 You're not gonna stiff the one hospital that needs it. Yeah, No, 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:12.160 you're feeling that's some most evil ship. Like Okay, see 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:14.400 the SINAI I get it, you know what I mean. 0:04:14.480 --> 0:04:15.560 Famous people go there. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.120 You're not gonna get my six hundred dollars, some some 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:20.880 for un hospital. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.200 Wait a goddamn minute, make your accent. 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.279 I would have said you wait. 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:28.960 A fucking minute. I wasn't in the goddamn bush. This 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:34.960 wasn't I'm not robbing fucking uh women with their titties out. 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:39.200 This is a this was this is a first a 0:04:39.520 --> 0:04:42.800 first world nation in Africa. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:43.680 Away from me. 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:45.640 That's what you did when you got the bill. That's 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:49.840 what you said. Only I can only be cured by 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:54.000 white medicine. What's crazing me is the flex. Like you know, 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:56.320 most people flex cars or houses, whatever. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:05:00.680 It's like. I was in South Africa on holiday. 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:02.039 You know, a. 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.600 Team of doctors had to come to me and they 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:09.320 put me on the floor by myself. Such a pain. 0:05:09.680 --> 0:05:14.520 All Right, one of y'all has to decide which villain 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.440 I am, because right now I'm somehow both. I am 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:21.839 both a man so braggadocious that I that that I'm 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:24.680 I'm flexing about my South African trip. But I am 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:27.440 also a fucking predator. 0:05:27.520 --> 0:05:27.839 I am. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:31.760 I am Donald Trump Junior with that gun standing on 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.680 an elephant. I'm a fucking monster. 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:40.320 Apparently at the same time, anything I've learned from the 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:41.160 fall of idiots. 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:51.760 That damn powerful, powerful words fellas uh. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:52.719 I don't think with the ball eyes they come on. 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:53.359 I like that. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.680 I like that to hear you. You came to us 0:05:56.720 --> 0:06:00.320 today with with a conspiracy theory. I'll say I never 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:04.560 heard before ever, Bory, where do you say, have you 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:05.520 heard this before? 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:06.880 No, I'm not big. 0:06:07.240 --> 0:06:10.719 That's not my vegetable choice though for talking about conspiracy. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:15.080 Okay, you got you got others that that you think 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:19.720 about and and have sort of like sinister backgrounds with. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:24.400 I worry about fruits, more seedless fruits. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.280 Yeah, and just like man, I was, yeah, man, I 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:29.760 was at Costco and I was like. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.200 There's no way that you could just have a persimmon 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:32.920 here right now. 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:33.640 But I don't this. 0:06:33.800 --> 0:06:36.600 This is not about what I think about fruits. I 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:38.920 never heard that is. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.800 True though, Like if you think about it, this is 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.920 how wild it is. Though, before we jump into it, 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:53.120 they have genetically modified watermelons to be seedless. But now 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:57.920 for more money, you can pay to have a seeded watermelon. 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.520 So they took something that we are rich, we had 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:03.120 at this one price point. They say, hey, we make 0:07:03.200 --> 0:07:05.560 this better, but if you want this again, you can 0:07:05.600 --> 0:07:08.760 pay it for now this price point, damn, that's the crazy. 0:07:09.000 --> 0:07:11.440 And you're not gonna double charge me for a watermelon, 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.880 not in this economy. I'm not doing that. 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.680 And you know, bananas used to have seeds too, if we're. 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.240 Talking, No, they still do have seeds. We just have 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:24.080 them bread out like bananas, like we had a banana 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:27.320 tree in our backyard and ship another fucking flex. Fuck 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:28.960 you both of y'all. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:33.240 You guy's going crazy. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:36.040 Yeah, I got banana trees and sometimes I go to 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.320 foreign nations to steal from their hospitals. I can do 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.640 it all. The point is. 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:48.160 You are the reason Tyler Perry Movies still exists, Nigga, 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:52.320 Your behavior the reason we're always the villain and Tyler 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:52.960 Perry Movies. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:59.240 Yeah you mean the dude who I share a time 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:05.560 share with and uh the cocomos. Yeah yeah, so what. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.920 Wo mans co gay coach, that's a cold gay. 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:17.520 But point being to the watermelon example, to remove the 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.040 seeds is literally that that's what defines a fruit, is 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.560 that it literally has seeds in it, and then you 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.320 remove it from there and now suddenly, to your point, 0:08:26.400 --> 0:08:30.240 it's like an amalgamation of our dreams but also not 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:34.320 necessarily real, or at least what it's supposed to be. 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:37.040 I don't know what a malcamation means, but it sounds 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:42.480 goods bro, I loved it. But at the same time, 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.520 like nigga, you could have found another word, Okay, other 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:46.599 than a malclamation. 0:08:46.880 --> 0:08:49.280 You know what, you know what, I think, I'm just 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:50.960 gonna sit this episode out, Fellas. 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:56.960 They're just sitting on the bathroom of toilet with a saw. 0:09:01.320 --> 0:09:04.040 This nigga is a villain, Bro, This niggas a real 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:05.080 life telling. 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.000 You know what's so fascinating is Bory's been making this 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.160 argument for a while now, and you're just confirming everything. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:16.240 In the first eight minutes nine minutes of recording, You've 0:09:16.320 --> 0:09:20.120 confirmed it force to go to rich nations and rob 0:09:20.200 --> 0:09:22.880 them of their resources. Okay, So that lets me know 0:09:22.920 --> 0:09:24.360 you're in bed with with England. 0:09:24.720 --> 0:09:29.080 Okay, connects all the way back for you. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:33.600 Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna put the sphinx in your back. 0:09:35.360 --> 0:09:35.560 Hey. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.800 Hey, you know what, every time I see some crazy 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:41.040 ship and I'm like, why the fun is they doing that? 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.560 I have to remind myself, niggas gonna need. 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:46.200 Peace over me. 0:09:46.240 --> 0:09:49.079 It's like, you're not supposed to understand everything because Nigga's gonna. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:52.160 Need It's real villains out here, baby, and you talking 0:09:52.200 --> 0:10:00.040 to one of them. Uh you said, yeah, no, draw No, 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.440 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna lay down in it. What 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.280 actually make. 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:08.440 A really great villain because you talk very keel and 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.800 you have the vocabulary. So if you like, if I 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:16.160 found out you had sole water supply from small villages, 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.680 I'd be like that that actually cracks. 0:10:20.120 --> 0:10:22.040 Here's what I'll say, And we've talked about this a 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:26.280 few times on the podcast. I do aspire towards evil. 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:35.800 I think that that's exactly correct. I am a very 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:38.199 good bad boy. In my heart of hearts. I would 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:41.240 love to be an evil motherfucker, and I don't. I 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:44.600 can't bring myself to do it because I'm a coward, 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.240 because I built a dumb little family. Whatever, but I 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:51.200 just can't go all the way to what I want 0:10:51.200 --> 0:10:51.439 to be. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:59.120 Even because of a dumb little family. That's his favorite things. 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:01.839 The call of the double one. I have a dumb 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.600 ass that lets me know that if it came down 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:12.080 to it, he ain't dying. Come on, man, two people 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.000 that were gonna get hit before he do it? 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.800 Come on, who's gonna Who's gonna tell the story. Their 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:19.040 legend has to live on. 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:21.520 They just got the rights to. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.200 Let their Let them live through me, is what I said. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.920 I love comedy, but I want to do a drama 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.240 so bad while I am the villain. I want to 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:39.920 I I rooted for Joker in the Dark Knight. I 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:43.840 was like, it was so good and it was like 0:11:43.960 --> 0:11:47.920 it was pure chaos with no intention, Like he burnt 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:49.400 the money, so don't give it about the money. I 0:11:49.400 --> 0:11:51.880 can't have no use for that. I just want to 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.240 watch the world burn. I was like, I can appreciate 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.079 someone that's that committed to just what they want to do. 0:11:57.800 --> 0:12:00.679 Yeah, you too, you too a diabolical I'm not saying 0:12:01.360 --> 0:12:03.640 this is a colorism thing. I want to be a 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.600 good guy. I want to be a good guy so bad. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:11.400 I just keep accident. I want to be boring. Please, David, 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:14.240 you and I end up doing bad guy ship on accident. 0:12:14.320 --> 0:12:17.960 I don't want to. I trusted it. I trusted. 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:25.679 Heroes only exist because villains exist, and I don't. There 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.400 would be no reason for you good guys. You you 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:34.160 niggas breathe and live through us. You're welcome, Okay, You're welcome. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:38.679 This is compliment. But yeah, I know, Batman without the joking. 0:12:38.840 --> 0:12:41.720 You need us to make you look good, to make 0:12:41.760 --> 0:12:46.000 you feel good about yourself. I'm you? Are you? Him me? 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.920 It feels like I don't when I hear it. I'm talking. 0:12:53.280 --> 0:12:58.839 If your feet is out, I make you look good. 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:01.440 I make you look good. You can't make it with 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.120 all me me, me, baby, we can do this together. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:10.240 He broke down the synopsis to Lego Batman and had 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:11.640 Joe Ass strung out. 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.240 Man, don't fuck with me like Connor, don't don't miss 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:16.920 the money together. 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:25.040 To hear you said, this is maybe the longest we've 0:13:25.040 --> 0:13:28.680 ever gone without even introducing the very conversation we're gonna 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:30.559 have today. So I'm proud of everybody. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:31.720 Yeah, we've done good. 0:13:31.760 --> 0:13:34.400 It's a good But you said, My mama told. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:39.520 Me karens have been genever be modified to be less 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:43.720 effective at fixing your eyesight to help the optometry business. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:48.959 That's the summation of it. 0:13:49.880 --> 0:13:51.720 Okay, so tell me everything. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:56.600 My grandmother, God rest her soul, was not a doctor, 0:13:56.880 --> 0:14:00.600 but she swore by carrots making your eyes sight better. 0:14:00.960 --> 0:14:04.440 I needed glasses two years before I got them because 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.319 my grandmother had told all her kids, my mother being 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:09.800 one of those kids, that just eating carrots will make 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.320 your eyes better. And my mom thought I wanted glasses 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:16.520 because other people in school wanted glasses and oh were 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:17.479 wearing glasses. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.760 So I was like, no, that's that's not. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.440 Cool, that's not in pain. 0:14:22.960 --> 0:14:24.440 Yeah, it's not like Dordan's like. 0:14:25.000 --> 0:14:27.720 But she was like, but you do so well in school, 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.080 you get all a's wa do you need glasses? I 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.840 was like, bitch, I am eating like the board, I'm 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:37.280 trying the right person to sit next to. And so 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:41.080 my mom was like, you just need some carries. I 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.640 can eat cars because like when she told me that 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.720 I wouldn't ham, I was going ham I was to 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:49.400 buy carris. I'm eating carries every day. Nothing's happening. And 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:52.040 she was like they must have changed his carriage stuff 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:53.680 to get make people buy more glasses. 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:56.640 I was like, whoa. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.240 So she and you right from the source. She was like, 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.600 this isn't me being wrong, This isn't some sort of 0:15:03.640 --> 0:15:06.920 like over exaggeration of a solution. She's like, no, no, no, 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:10.480 there was a time where niggas ate six carriats and 0:15:10.640 --> 0:15:11.480 could see better. 0:15:11.920 --> 0:15:12.280 Period. 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.680 Yeah, And my mom. She doesn't have a drinking problem, 0:15:14.760 --> 0:15:15.320 but he is. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:17.600 Sometimes I know that. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.320 Niggas says, wow, like you must be drunk, right, like, no, 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.000 this is my mom. 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:27.200 So your mom tells you this, yep, you you believe it? 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:27.640 You are? 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:30.680 You bought in after after you hear this or you 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.040 like no. This is how I start to know that 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:35.360 my mom talks drunk even when she ain't. 0:15:36.880 --> 0:15:39.360 And lintally I bought into it, right because I'm like, 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.600 what is my mind? You know what I'm saying? People, 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.360 why would she? You know what I'm saying? And I 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:47.320 need I got glasses in the seventh grade, so this 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:51.560 we're talking ninety seven. So internet is out, but it 0:15:51.600 --> 0:15:52.680 ain't popping like that. 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:53.400 You know what I'm saying. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:55.840 We were not going to compute. I'm doing Mavin's beacon. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.920 I'm trying to see her he leaned forward and did 0:15:59.040 --> 0:16:07.000 I'm like, wow, wow he real was no, hey see, 0:16:07.680 --> 0:16:10.040 so I'm just taking that face back now. Of course, 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:14.000 once I get older and I find out that carrots 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:18.040 can't help your vision like before it goes bad, like 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:22.600 it helps prolonged good vision, but it's not gonna restore 0:16:22.840 --> 0:16:25.160 your vision, right, So I ain't you know what I'm saying. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:27.040 I feel like I ain't no need to put her 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:29.280 on blast. You know what I'm saying, My mom she 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.240 did her best. God bless her. But yeah, yeah she 0:16:33.520 --> 0:16:35.280 you know, don't. I don't take no life advice from her. 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:37.480 I get it that that makes sense. 0:16:37.720 --> 0:16:39.000 I get that. 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:42.600 Boy, were you because you've never had glasses? 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:47.520 I believe, no, no, no, god, what nigga, these are 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:52.680 my teeth. I never had glasses. No, I didn't think 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:55.480 that is a kid that I thought. Here's so you 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:58.720 were trying to repair poor vision. Yeah, I thought I 0:16:58.760 --> 0:17:00.800 could go the other way, not that she would make 0:17:00.840 --> 0:17:01.840 me see in the dark. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.880 WHOA Like if I went super. 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:09.240 Hard, you could you could change the game. 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:09.920 Yeah. 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:12.800 I felt like if I was super hard on carrots, 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:15.840 now a nigga got like an extra sense and that's 0:17:18.160 --> 0:17:21.280 I quickly so I was quickly. I quickly realized that 0:17:21.359 --> 0:17:22.520 that's not how that worked. 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.320 I feel like you just ain't eat enough. I feel 0:17:24.359 --> 0:17:27.080 like you should just take a year and commitment. I mean, 0:17:27.080 --> 0:17:28.159 how important is it to you? 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:28.600 Boy? 0:17:28.920 --> 0:17:32.880 That's not that's finally that I thought it was really 0:17:32.920 --> 0:17:36.119 about that life. It's not that bad, carrots. The problem 0:17:36.160 --> 0:17:38.320 is I conflated with my fear of the dark. I 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:41.359 was very afraid of that. You are looking, we can 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:42.600 handle this right now. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:45.840 You're like, I'll hold this carrot and and seeing no 0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:47.320 weapon forged against me. 0:17:47.640 --> 0:17:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a carrot crucifix just under 0:17:52.000 --> 0:17:53.520 the covers of the carrot crucifix. 0:17:54.280 --> 0:17:56.679 It's funny to me that you wanted to You were 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.600 scared of the dark, so you wanted to see better 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:03.120 in the dad is something they want to avoid it, 0:18:03.200 --> 0:18:05.320 so you would think you would want to do this 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:07.520 more or get under the covers. He was like, nah, 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:09.920 I want to see the Boogeyman's Come on, bro, you've 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:13.560 seen the darkness. You've seen the darkest. It's everywhere. It 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.080 ain't going nowhere. And I knew that. It's like it's 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.360 me or the dark. It's not going nowhere. I used 0:18:18.400 --> 0:18:20.640 to like, man, they would like make me go get 0:18:20.640 --> 0:18:22.800 some ship from my mom's car at night and I 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.640 would have to like run around the parking lot because 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:24.800 I was. 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:28.040 It is it is debility. So I was like, maybe 0:18:28.040 --> 0:18:31.160 these carrots will fix me up, and they let me down. 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:31.360 Man. 0:18:31.680 --> 0:18:33.240 The only thing that fixed it was puberty. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:37.280 Mm hmm. I'm still I'm still not like in love 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:37.880 with the dark. 0:18:38.000 --> 0:18:40.240 I say good for you for getting over it, because 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:45.199 I still be running pretty fast that night. But I 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:48.480 gotta throw the trash away. The niggas ain't gonna get me. 0:18:51.040 --> 0:18:55.359 You bust a couple like, it's not ghosts anymore. I 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:57.240 used to It used to be ghosts, you know what 0:18:57.320 --> 0:19:00.960 I mean. But now it's like weird people in raccoons. 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:03.640 Either one of those could could fuck up my night 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:05.560 in a way that I don't need, So I'm gonna 0:19:05.600 --> 0:19:06.000 hurry up. 0:19:06.200 --> 0:19:07.600 Yeah, I don't trust raccoons at all. 0:19:08.000 --> 0:19:13.919 Yeah, Okay, to hear before we go to break, you 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:18.440 were bought in. You now understand that to be more complicated, 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:24.159 do you think that this is worth correcting for other people? 0:19:24.200 --> 0:19:27.240 Do you feel a passion to be like an advocate 0:19:27.400 --> 0:19:30.880 for for carrots not being the solution we thought they were, 0:19:31.320 --> 0:19:33.520 or you're like, no, if people want to believe the 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:37.480 optometry part of it, they're you blessed them with that. 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:40.520 Well, we've always said said, I am a feeling as well. 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.439 I want them niggas to go through exactly what I 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:46.520 want to do. I want I want to see the 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.480 hope in their eyes that they think they have a 0:19:48.560 --> 0:19:51.600 chance to change things. These carrots. I want to see 0:19:51.640 --> 0:19:54.280 them try, and then I want to see that hope 0:19:54.520 --> 0:19:58.000 slowly die as they realize they've been fed lized. 0:19:58.480 --> 0:20:00.560 My nigga, I didn't I didn't know you could saying 0:20:00.680 --> 0:20:01.800 you sound beautiful to me. 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:08.320 This is I think it's good for you two to 0:20:08.359 --> 0:20:08.919 be together. 0:20:11.040 --> 0:20:13.479 You have such a beautiful voice. 0:20:13.800 --> 0:20:14.680 I love it. 0:20:21.119 --> 0:20:22.880 Just you need like three more. 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:28.800 Yeah, how much are you eating a couple of thicks? No no, no, 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:33.159 no no. You got a carriage and water. But if 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:35.760 you get carriage juice, double it up with the carriage juice. 0:20:35.960 --> 0:20:38.560 You gotta sleep with two little carrots over your eyes 0:20:38.720 --> 0:20:41.159 like this, and then the hours of soak in. 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.720 I love it, get it, love it. Yeah, I want 0:20:43.800 --> 0:20:49.040 I want to waste that money. Yeah, man, this is crazy. 0:20:49.080 --> 0:20:53.200 This is I feel cold, older than when this started. 0:20:53.960 --> 0:20:55.840 You know, warm you up? 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:57.320 You know I don't like it. 0:20:57.640 --> 0:20:59.600 You know what will warm you up? And some carrots? 0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:01.200 Go ahead and take avite out of carret. 0:21:01.320 --> 0:21:05.480 Let me let me see you're going to carry it right. 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:08.040 So now it's going to warm you up because your 0:21:08.040 --> 0:21:10.639 body's doing something. And then you have the processes so 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:13.920 now that's gonna get the blood moving. It helps the circulation, baby, 0:21:14.119 --> 0:21:14.600 trust me. 0:21:15.240 --> 0:21:18.120 I just want to advocate right now for the visual 0:21:18.160 --> 0:21:22.560 medium of this podcast, so you can see how nasty 0:21:22.680 --> 0:21:27.760 these guys are smiling. I need you to see these 0:21:27.760 --> 0:21:32.800 two men. Oh, this is bad, bad, A lot of 0:21:32.840 --> 0:21:40.280 lip biting going on, like is licking his carnival teeth. Yeah, 0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:42.400 no one can ever say I'm a bad one. 0:21:42.400 --> 0:21:44.800 After this, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:47.240 back with more to your more and Bory is gonna 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:49.840 get turned out while we're going. Uh, we'll be back 0:21:49.880 --> 0:21:51.040 with my mama told me. 0:22:00.280 --> 0:22:01.119 I want you to know this. 0:22:01.280 --> 0:22:04.560 If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking, 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.880 and stop having fun and stop watching these little bitches 0:22:07.880 --> 0:22:10.840