Speaker 1: My mom is delucial about certain day. Like when I
Speaker 1: first know to l A, he was like, well, if
Speaker 1: you just called Hollywood and tell him you want to
Speaker 1: be an actor, tell him.
Speaker 2: That's that's a number.
Speaker 1: That's the one culized number for Hollywood, and I can
Speaker 1: call on which more to be like, Okay, you want
Speaker 1: to get let.
Speaker 3: Me Yeah, I'm trying to talk to Frank Hollywood. Listen here, Frank,
Speaker 3: I'm ready. I don't know if you've been hearing about
Speaker 3: a young nigga gotta Saint Louis man, but guess what, motherfucker,
Speaker 3: I'm in town.
Speaker 4: I'm ready to get the cameras and get the lights, racist.
Speaker 5: The.
Speaker 6: Money, val stuff I can't tell me.
Speaker 3: Make me sweat, make me hotter, make me lose my breath,
Speaker 3: make me water. There it is, there it is. Ladies
Speaker 3: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama
Speaker 3: Told Me.
Speaker 6: The podcast where we died deep into the pockets of
Speaker 6: black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove that Blake Griffin had
Speaker 3: to be traded out of Los Angeles because he was
Speaker 3: secretly on the verge of making a stand up special
Speaker 3: that would burn this entire industry to the ground. Motherfuckers
Speaker 3: were gonna lose their goddamn minds over that. Blake Griffin
Speaker 3: land to get him the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: In the Room part two.
Speaker 3: Come on, man, he was gonna make something crazy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I would watch it. Taylor was gonna direct, it
Speaker 6: would have been a whole time. Come on, man, I
Speaker 6: miss Taylor.
Speaker 3: Taylor Griffin, that's the one that you felt the most
Speaker 3: connected to.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I really liked him in Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: Our guest today, I don't know how he feels about
Speaker 3: Taylor Griffin. Were Blee or Blake Frankly, that's true. We've
Speaker 3: never had this conversation. So I'm excited. Come in, come
Speaker 3: in hot with your your hot takes on on Blake
Speaker 3: or Taylor Griffin. But he's so funny, comedian, actor, podcaster, writer,
Speaker 3: all kinds of goddamn amazing things. He's tours. He has
Speaker 3: an amazing podcast called Wording is Hard. He says, ship
Speaker 3: give it up for to hear more. Trust. I love
Speaker 3: that A little sparkle for you.
Speaker 7: I didn't even know that was possible.
Speaker 2: No, it's the update, the update, So man, I'm.
Speaker 6: Afraid up to That's how they get you I'm saying,
Speaker 6: it's like the update that I'm gonna get collectors calling
Speaker 6: now PG and EOS where I'm at, Like, yeah, it's
Speaker 6: like a lot of dominoes.
Speaker 3: I don't want to know, right, because you agreed to
Speaker 3: something that then agreed to a bunch of other things
Speaker 3: that now makes it so you owe money that you
Speaker 3: thought you got away with.
Speaker 7: Man, I'm still stucking bills from eight baby.
Speaker 1: Come on.
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is is every I would say,
Speaker 3: every about three months, I get a bill from a
Speaker 3: hospital in South Africa because I had like an infection
Speaker 3: while I was there and went to the er and
Speaker 3: they helped me and it was very nice, and they
Speaker 3: did not whatever resolve the money that was owed to
Speaker 3: them while I was still on the continent. And I
Speaker 3: come back and they'd be like emailing like, hey, you
Speaker 3: owe us four hundred zigama boobs and it's like I'm
Speaker 3: not paying you bitches, No Singama boobs.
Speaker 6: You're not gonna stiff the one hospital that needs it. Yeah, No,
Speaker 6: you're feeling that's some most evil ship. Like Okay, see
Speaker 6: the SINAI I get it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Famous people go there.
Speaker 6: You're not gonna get my six hundred dollars, some some
Speaker 6: for un hospital.
Speaker 3: Wait a goddamn minute, make your accent.
Speaker 1: I would have said you wait.
Speaker 3: A fucking minute. I wasn't in the goddamn bush. This
Speaker 3: wasn't I'm not robbing fucking uh women with their titties out.
Speaker 3: This is a this was this is a first a
Speaker 3: first world nation in Africa.
Speaker 1: Away from me.
Speaker 6: That's what you did when you got the bill. That's
Speaker 6: what you said. Only I can only be cured by
Speaker 6: white medicine. What's crazing me is the flex. Like you know,
Speaker 6: most people flex cars or houses, whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like. I was in South Africa on holiday.
Speaker 2: You know, a.
Speaker 1: Team of doctors had to come to me and they
Speaker 1: put me on the floor by myself. Such a pain.
Speaker 3: All Right, one of y'all has to decide which villain
Speaker 3: I am, because right now I'm somehow both. I am
Speaker 3: both a man so braggadocious that I that that I'm
Speaker 3: I'm flexing about my South African trip. But I am
Speaker 3: also a fucking predator.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: I am Donald Trump Junior with that gun standing on
Speaker 3: an elephant. I'm a fucking monster.
Speaker 7: Apparently at the same time, anything I've learned from the
Speaker 7: fall of idiots.
Speaker 3: That damn powerful, powerful words fellas uh.
Speaker 1: I don't think with the ball eyes they come on.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 3: I like that to hear you. You came to us
Speaker 3: today with with a conspiracy theory. I'll say I never
Speaker 3: heard before ever, Bory, where do you say, have you
Speaker 3: heard this before?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not big.
Speaker 6: That's not my vegetable choice though for talking about conspiracy.
Speaker 3: Okay, you got you got others that that you think
Speaker 3: about and and have sort of like sinister backgrounds with.
Speaker 7: I worry about fruits, more seedless fruits.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and just like man, I was, yeah, man, I
Speaker 6: was at Costco and I was like.
Speaker 7: There's no way that you could just have a persimmon
Speaker 7: here right now.
Speaker 1: But I don't this.
Speaker 7: This is not about what I think about fruits. I
Speaker 7: never heard that is.
Speaker 1: True though, Like if you think about it, this is
Speaker 1: how wild it is. Though, before we jump into it,
Speaker 1: they have genetically modified watermelons to be seedless. But now
Speaker 1: for more money, you can pay to have a seeded watermelon.
Speaker 1: So they took something that we are rich, we had
Speaker 1: at this one price point. They say, hey, we make
Speaker 1: this better, but if you want this again, you can
Speaker 1: pay it for now this price point, damn, that's the crazy.
Speaker 6: And you're not gonna double charge me for a watermelon,
Speaker 6: not in this economy. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 7: And you know, bananas used to have seeds too, if we're.
Speaker 3: Talking, No, they still do have seeds. We just have
Speaker 3: them bread out like bananas, like we had a banana
Speaker 3: tree in our backyard and ship another fucking flex. Fuck
Speaker 3: you both of y'all.
Speaker 7: You guy's going crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got banana trees and sometimes I go to
Speaker 3: foreign nations to steal from their hospitals. I can do
Speaker 3: it all. The point is.
Speaker 1: You are the reason Tyler Perry Movies still exists, Nigga,
Speaker 1: Your behavior the reason we're always the villain and Tyler
Speaker 1: Perry Movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah you mean the dude who I share a time
Speaker 3: share with and uh the cocomos. Yeah yeah, so what.
Speaker 2: Wo mans co gay coach, that's a cold gay.
Speaker 3: But point being to the watermelon example, to remove the
Speaker 3: seeds is literally that that's what defines a fruit, is
Speaker 3: that it literally has seeds in it, and then you
Speaker 3: remove it from there and now suddenly, to your point,
Speaker 3: it's like an amalgamation of our dreams but also not
Speaker 3: necessarily real, or at least what it's supposed to be.
Speaker 1: I don't know what a malcamation means, but it sounds
Speaker 1: goods bro, I loved it. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: like nigga, you could have found another word, Okay, other
Speaker 1: than a malclamation.
Speaker 3: You know what, you know what, I think, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna sit this episode out, Fellas.
Speaker 1: They're just sitting on the bathroom of toilet with a saw.
Speaker 1: This nigga is a villain, Bro, This niggas a real
Speaker 1: life telling.
Speaker 3: You know what's so fascinating is Bory's been making this
Speaker 3: argument for a while now, and you're just confirming everything.
Speaker 1: In the first eight minutes nine minutes of recording, You've
Speaker 1: confirmed it force to go to rich nations and rob
Speaker 1: them of their resources. Okay, So that lets me know
Speaker 1: you're in bed with with England.
Speaker 3: Okay, connects all the way back for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna put the sphinx in your back.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, every time I see some crazy
Speaker 1: ship and I'm like, why the fun is they doing that?
Speaker 1: I have to remind myself, niggas gonna need.
Speaker 2: Peace over me.
Speaker 1: It's like, you're not supposed to understand everything because Nigga's gonna.
Speaker 3: Need It's real villains out here, baby, and you talking
Speaker 3: to one of them. Uh you said, yeah, no, draw No,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna lay down in it. What
Speaker 3: actually make.
Speaker 1: A really great villain because you talk very keel and
Speaker 1: you have the vocabulary. So if you like, if I
Speaker 1: found out you had sole water supply from small villages,
Speaker 1: I'd be like that that actually cracks.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say, And we've talked about this a
Speaker 3: few times on the podcast. I do aspire towards evil.
Speaker 3: I think that that's exactly correct. I am a very
Speaker 3: good bad boy. In my heart of hearts. I would
Speaker 3: love to be an evil motherfucker, and I don't. I
Speaker 3: can't bring myself to do it because I'm a coward,
Speaker 3: because I built a dumb little family. Whatever, but I
Speaker 3: just can't go all the way to what I want
Speaker 3: to be.
Speaker 7: Even because of a dumb little family. That's his favorite things.
Speaker 1: The call of the double one. I have a dumb
Speaker 1: ass that lets me know that if it came down
Speaker 1: to it, he ain't dying. Come on, man, two people
Speaker 1: that were gonna get hit before he do it?
Speaker 3: Come on, who's gonna Who's gonna tell the story. Their
Speaker 3: legend has to live on.
Speaker 1: They just got the rights to.
Speaker 3: Let their Let them live through me, is what I said.
Speaker 1: I love comedy, but I want to do a drama
Speaker 1: so bad while I am the villain. I want to
Speaker 1: I I rooted for Joker in the Dark Knight. I
Speaker 1: was like, it was so good and it was like
Speaker 1: it was pure chaos with no intention, Like he burnt
Speaker 1: the money, so don't give it about the money. I
Speaker 1: can't have no use for that. I just want to
Speaker 1: watch the world burn. I was like, I can appreciate
Speaker 1: someone that's that committed to just what they want to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you too, you too a diabolical I'm not saying
Speaker 6: this is a colorism thing. I want to be a
Speaker 6: good guy. I want to be a good guy so bad.
Speaker 6: I just keep accident. I want to be boring. Please, David,
Speaker 6: you and I end up doing bad guy ship on accident.
Speaker 6: I don't want to. I trusted it. I trusted.
Speaker 1: Heroes only exist because villains exist, and I don't. There
Speaker 1: would be no reason for you good guys. You you
Speaker 1: niggas breathe and live through us. You're welcome, Okay, You're welcome.
Speaker 1: This is compliment. But yeah, I know, Batman without the joking.
Speaker 1: You need us to make you look good, to make
Speaker 1: you feel good about yourself. I'm you? Are you? Him me?
Speaker 1: It feels like I don't when I hear it. I'm talking.
Speaker 1: If your feet is out, I make you look good.
Speaker 1: I make you look good. You can't make it with
Speaker 1: all me me, me, baby, we can do this together.
Speaker 3: He broke down the synopsis to Lego Batman and had
Speaker 3: Joe Ass strung out.
Speaker 1: Man, don't fuck with me like Connor, don't don't miss
Speaker 1: the money together.
Speaker 3: To hear you said, this is maybe the longest we've
Speaker 3: ever gone without even introducing the very conversation we're gonna
Speaker 3: have today. So I'm proud of everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done good.
Speaker 3: It's a good But you said, My mama told.
Speaker 1: Me karens have been genever be modified to be less
Speaker 1: effective at fixing your eyesight to help the optometry business.
Speaker 2: That's the summation of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so tell me everything.
Speaker 1: My grandmother, God rest her soul, was not a doctor,
Speaker 1: but she swore by carrots making your eyes sight better.
Speaker 1: I needed glasses two years before I got them because
Speaker 1: my grandmother had told all her kids, my mother being
Speaker 1: one of those kids, that just eating carrots will make
Speaker 1: your eyes better. And my mom thought I wanted glasses
Speaker 1: because other people in school wanted glasses and oh were
Speaker 1: wearing glasses.
Speaker 2: So I was like, no, that's that's not.
Speaker 1: Cool, that's not in pain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like Dordan's like.
Speaker 1: But she was like, but you do so well in school,
Speaker 1: you get all a's wa do you need glasses? I
Speaker 1: was like, bitch, I am eating like the board, I'm
Speaker 1: trying the right person to sit next to. And so
Speaker 1: my mom was like, you just need some carries. I
Speaker 1: can eat cars because like when she told me that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't ham, I was going ham I was to
Speaker 1: buy carris. I'm eating carries every day. Nothing's happening. And
Speaker 1: she was like they must have changed his carriage stuff
Speaker 1: to get make people buy more glasses.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa.
Speaker 3: So she and you right from the source. She was like,
Speaker 3: this isn't me being wrong, This isn't some sort of
Speaker 3: like over exaggeration of a solution. She's like, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: there was a time where niggas ate six carriats and
Speaker 3: could see better.
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And my mom. She doesn't have a drinking problem,
Speaker 2: but he is.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I know that.
Speaker 1: Niggas says, wow, like you must be drunk, right, like, no,
Speaker 1: this is my mom.
Speaker 3: So your mom tells you this, yep, you you believe it?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 3: You bought in after after you hear this or you
Speaker 3: like no. This is how I start to know that
Speaker 3: my mom talks drunk even when she ain't.
Speaker 1: And lintally I bought into it, right because I'm like,
Speaker 1: what is my mind? You know what I'm saying? People,
Speaker 1: why would she? You know what I'm saying? And I
Speaker 1: need I got glasses in the seventh grade, so this
Speaker 1: we're talking ninety seven. So internet is out, but it
Speaker 1: ain't popping like that.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: We were not going to compute. I'm doing Mavin's beacon.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see her he leaned forward and did
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, wow he real was no, hey see,
Speaker 1: so I'm just taking that face back now. Of course,
Speaker 1: once I get older and I find out that carrots
Speaker 1: can't help your vision like before it goes bad, like
Speaker 1: it helps prolonged good vision, but it's not gonna restore
Speaker 1: your vision, right, So I ain't you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I feel like I ain't no need to put her
Speaker 1: on blast. You know what I'm saying, My mom she
Speaker 1: did her best. God bless her. But yeah, yeah she
Speaker 1: you know, don't. I don't take no life advice from her.
Speaker 3: I get it that that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 3: Boy, were you because you've never had glasses?
Speaker 6: I believe, no, no, no, god, what nigga, these are
Speaker 6: my teeth. I never had glasses. No, I didn't think
Speaker 6: that is a kid that I thought. Here's so you
Speaker 6: were trying to repair poor vision. Yeah, I thought I
Speaker 6: could go the other way, not that she would make
Speaker 6: me see in the dark.
Speaker 1: WHOA Like if I went super.
Speaker 3: Hard, you could you could change the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I felt like if I was super hard on carrots,
Speaker 6: now a nigga got like an extra sense and that's
Speaker 6: I quickly so I was quickly. I quickly realized that
Speaker 6: that's not how that worked.
Speaker 1: I feel like you just ain't eat enough. I feel
Speaker 1: like you should just take a year and commitment. I mean,
Speaker 1: how important is it to you?
Speaker 2: Boy?
Speaker 6: That's not that's finally that I thought it was really
Speaker 6: about that life. It's not that bad, carrots. The problem
Speaker 6: is I conflated with my fear of the dark. I
Speaker 6: was very afraid of that. You are looking, we can
Speaker 6: handle this right now.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'll hold this carrot and and seeing no
Speaker 3: weapon forged against me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a carrot crucifix just under
Speaker 6: the covers of the carrot crucifix.
Speaker 1: It's funny to me that you wanted to You were
Speaker 1: scared of the dark, so you wanted to see better
Speaker 1: in the dad is something they want to avoid it,
Speaker 1: so you would think you would want to do this
Speaker 1: more or get under the covers. He was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I want to see the Boogeyman's Come on, bro, you've
Speaker 1: seen the darkness. You've seen the darkest. It's everywhere. It
Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere. And I knew that. It's like it's
Speaker 1: me or the dark. It's not going nowhere. I used
Speaker 1: to like, man, they would like make me go get
Speaker 1: some ship from my mom's car at night and I
Speaker 1: would have to like run around the parking lot because
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 6: It is it is debility. So I was like, maybe
Speaker 6: these carrots will fix me up, and they let me down.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 7: The only thing that fixed it was puberty.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I'm still I'm still not like in love
Speaker 1: with the dark.
Speaker 3: I say good for you for getting over it, because
Speaker 3: I still be running pretty fast that night. But I
Speaker 3: gotta throw the trash away. The niggas ain't gonna get me.
Speaker 3: You bust a couple like, it's not ghosts anymore. I
Speaker 3: used to It used to be ghosts, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. But now it's like weird people in raccoons.
Speaker 3: Either one of those could could fuck up my night
Speaker 3: in a way that I don't need, So I'm gonna
Speaker 3: hurry up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't trust raccoons at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, to hear before we go to break, you
Speaker 3: were bought in. You now understand that to be more complicated,
Speaker 3: do you think that this is worth correcting for other people?
Speaker 3: Do you feel a passion to be like an advocate
Speaker 3: for for carrots not being the solution we thought they were,
Speaker 3: or you're like, no, if people want to believe the
Speaker 3: optometry part of it, they're you blessed them with that.
Speaker 1: Well, we've always said said, I am a feeling as well.
Speaker 1: I want them niggas to go through exactly what I
Speaker 1: want to do. I want I want to see the
Speaker 1: hope in their eyes that they think they have a
Speaker 1: chance to change things. These carrots. I want to see
Speaker 1: them try, and then I want to see that hope
Speaker 1: slowly die as they realize they've been fed lized.
Speaker 3: My nigga, I didn't I didn't know you could saying
Speaker 3: you sound beautiful to me.
Speaker 1: This is I think it's good for you two to
Speaker 1: be together.
Speaker 3: You have such a beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: Just you need like three more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how much are you eating a couple of thicks? No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. You got a carriage and water. But if
Speaker 1: you get carriage juice, double it up with the carriage juice.
Speaker 3: You gotta sleep with two little carrots over your eyes
Speaker 3: like this, and then the hours of soak in.
Speaker 1: I love it, get it, love it. Yeah, I want
Speaker 1: I want to waste that money. Yeah, man, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: This is I feel cold, older than when this started.
Speaker 3: You know, warm you up?
Speaker 1: You know I don't like it.
Speaker 3: You know what will warm you up? And some carrots?
Speaker 3: Go ahead and take avite out of carret.
Speaker 1: Let me let me see you're going to carry it right.
Speaker 1: So now it's going to warm you up because your
Speaker 1: body's doing something. And then you have the processes so
Speaker 1: now that's gonna get the blood moving. It helps the circulation, baby,
Speaker 1: trust me.
Speaker 6: I just want to advocate right now for the visual
Speaker 6: medium of this podcast, so you can see how nasty
Speaker 6: these guys are smiling. I need you to see these
Speaker 6: two men. Oh, this is bad, bad, A lot of
Speaker 6: lip biting going on, like is licking his carnival teeth. Yeah,
Speaker 6: no one can ever say I'm a bad one.
Speaker 3: After this, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be
Speaker 3: back with more to your more and Bory is gonna
Speaker 3: get turned out while we're going. Uh, we'll be back
Speaker 3: with my mama told me.
Speaker 1: I want you to know this.
Speaker 5: If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking,
Speaker 5: and stop having fun and stop watching these little bitches
Speaker 5: spop d ass. If your prayers include any of those things,
Speaker 5: there not gonna work because of.
Speaker 1: Rejecting them all.
Speaker 5: And I will be continuing in my scene, we could
Speaker 5: ask motherfucking waves.
Speaker 1: I gets it that the way you want to put
Speaker 1: we are back.
Speaker 2: How did y'all How did y'all get that home video?
Speaker 1: About that? How did y'all get Oh, he's a subscriber.
Speaker 3: We do our research in this podcast.
Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.
Speaker 3: You know, hot ones. They asked really good questions. We
Speaker 3: just play real personal tapes from your family.
Speaker 2: You guys really did the research.
Speaker 7: It's the one skill we got on you.
Speaker 2: I could even find them.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The video ended with him being like, and tell to you.
Speaker 3: I said, you.
Speaker 1: That's something about right. You know what's crazy. It's crazy
Speaker 1: my dad.
Speaker 2: They grew up.
Speaker 1: I grew up my dad, even though he lived like frobbly,
Speaker 1: like ten minutes from me, right, So.
Speaker 2: He passed away. He passed away.
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 2: I didn't find out he passed into Two weeks after
Speaker 2: the funeral.
Speaker 1: I was just walking down the street with my cousin
Speaker 1: and my stepbrother was like, hey, you love more right,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I was like yeah.
Speaker 2: He was like, no, your daddy did ship.
Speaker 3: Damn fuck.
Speaker 2: No, He's like, yeah, man, the funeral was two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: It was tight.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 1: She was catered. That's that's how I found out.
Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna be like, hey, I'm sorry
Speaker 3: about your dad, but he was like.
Speaker 1: And you know, your daddy did.
Speaker 3: What she means he had a feel you didn't know.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was we didn't see him at the funeral.
Speaker 3: He was there right here, one there, so.
Speaker 7: He was like, I ain't see you at the photo booth.
Speaker 3: When I see him, I'm telling him, if daddy did.
Speaker 1: I see him at the photo booth. But you're not
Speaker 1: all But.
Speaker 6: It's different. It's different, it's different, it's different. It was
Speaker 6: I call it a homegoing. I don't even like to
Speaker 6: call it a funeral.
Speaker 3: A real positive guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, good guy. I'm rebranding.
Speaker 2: To hear.
Speaker 3: I did some research on your conspiracy theory that I
Speaker 3: would love to unpack with you. Feel free to agree
Speaker 3: with the disagree with it. It is nonsense all the
Speaker 3: way down. So we already discussed carrots are in fact
Speaker 3: good for your eyes. To your point, they are not
Speaker 3: going to fix your problems as much as they are
Speaker 3: going to maintain sort of like or help to maintain
Speaker 3: a more quality, ver version of what the fuck you
Speaker 3: already have.
Speaker 7: Or will they take you beyond what you already have?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's so beautifully put. That's exactly right. It
Speaker 3: is worth noting, however, that because the reason carrots are
Speaker 3: pushed so hard and not just using supplements, because essentially
Speaker 3: what it does is we have this this protein that
Speaker 3: then basically creates vitamin A in the body. The vitamin
Speaker 3: A then helps with your eyesight, and it does actually
Speaker 3: help with your eyesight in the dark bory. So you're
Speaker 3: not one hundred percent wrong that that's what it's doing.
Speaker 3: That said, part of what they say is supplements cannot
Speaker 3: resolve that vitamin a because overdosing of vitamin A actually
Speaker 3: is bad for your vision and what could it could
Speaker 3: make you go blind. It also can cause all kinds
Speaker 3: of other sicknesses and your body, like vitamin A is,
Speaker 3: it'll fuck you up if you don't manage that correctly
Speaker 3: through supplements, not through foods. Foods you can overdose all
Speaker 3: you want, but supplements you can.
Speaker 1: Vitamin a. He sounds an awful lot like cocaine. M
Speaker 1: m okay, you know you do it, bump. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, you ramp up for a little vega. You
Speaker 1: see everything more aware, but too much of it blind,
Speaker 1: deaf and dumb. Maggie did.
Speaker 6: But if you said I will be selling vitamin A
Speaker 6: supplements via my website this is all legal dot com.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be a little baggiest And uh.
Speaker 6: It's actually a powder you dissolve into your drink.
Speaker 3: So One of the things that ended up being very
Speaker 3: fascinating as it relates to the genetic modification suggestion inside
Speaker 3: of this is that according to research, carrots are in
Speaker 3: fact the one of the least genetically modified vegetables if
Speaker 3: we call them that that exists. That in fact, like
Speaker 3: unlike corn and soybeans, which we know have GMOs, carrots
Speaker 3: have actually never been genetically modified. That's what they say. Now,
Speaker 3: I'm not a believer in the day of everything, but
Speaker 3: but it is. It does seem like they seem pretty
Speaker 3: confident no genetic modification has happened.
Speaker 7: Boys, I have no feelings about this.
Speaker 3: M you don't feel passionately that this is potentially a lie.
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, I mean because we eat the
Speaker 6: root right, so it'd be hard to spray it.
Speaker 1: Is that that matter at all?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how genetic modification works to be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if they like come in with
Speaker 6: like you know when you fry a turkey and you
Speaker 6: got that little gun, that spice gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The based thing like is that how.
Speaker 7: They I don't know how they put GMOs in stuff.
Speaker 3: I think it's it's in the way they manufacture the
Speaker 3: seeds and shit, I don't think they're injecting plant by
Speaker 3: plant a bunch of GMOs. I don't think it's a
Speaker 3: Turkey based vibe.
Speaker 6: And it's not like an angel orange type of it's
Speaker 6: not like a fly by spray down either.
Speaker 3: They could be that. Maybe it is maybe like right
Speaker 3: at the like seating period, they spread with a bunch
Speaker 3: of ship.
Speaker 7: And then that's what I'm saying, like carrots seemed hard
Speaker 7: to get to this thing.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, carrotts aren't in enough good
Speaker 1: recipes for them to really give a fuck about you.
Speaker 1: I mean, like you gotta knowd you got shepherd's pie.
Speaker 1: You got like some carrots, reds and some salads and
Speaker 1: shit like that. And if you're if you're over seventy five,
Speaker 1: you got the carrots and and raisins at the at
Speaker 1: the buffet carrots.
Speaker 3: That that's a sad but fay that was.
Speaker 1: They got.
Speaker 7: They don't got carrots.
Speaker 1: Parents ain't like potatoes like we know, they does ships
Speaker 1: potatoes like, so it ain't enough good ship for the
Speaker 1: to really care about. That's why it's the least genetically modified.
Speaker 1: If Carris was popping like that, oh please believe they
Speaker 1: would have found a way to get that money. Wait,
Speaker 1: I got's true.
Speaker 7: I don't buy carrits for nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't don't, I don't. I don't buy carrids for nothing.
Speaker 3: You're saying this wasn't the work of heroes. This was
Speaker 3: just them not having It's not financially viable to be
Speaker 3: a villain.
Speaker 1: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: It doesn't have any benefit to them to do it.
Speaker 1: If they you know what I'm saying, Like, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna make them way more money, you know what I'm saying, if, if,
Speaker 1: if anything, I think it would be hilarious for them
Speaker 1: to genetically modify, to put some protein in it and
Speaker 1: make it almost like a meat for the vegans who'd
Speaker 1: be liking to eat real You don't get hot dog
Speaker 1: niggas become not niggas. Okay, don't we post no video
Speaker 1: about I grilled to carry you gotta soak it first,
Speaker 1: and that you don't get hot dogs? You're being don't I.
Speaker 6: Feel like you got paid off by a hot dog
Speaker 6: super package. Hey listen, because that came out of nowhere.
Speaker 6: List Go look at he was like, what about these
Speaker 6: hot dogs?
Speaker 1: Go look about page Look at the videos I'm a
Speaker 1: big hot dog.
Speaker 3: Fan, Bro, I be a big god Dug fan.
Speaker 1: I'm at seven eleven with the hot dogs.
Speaker 7: I do funk with. I do I live about eleven?
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I've never had
Speaker 3: a seven eleven hot dog.
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought rich ass nigga were so surprised.
Speaker 3: I thought we all agreed that that was that's just
Speaker 3: a mistake that nobody should have to make.
Speaker 1: I thought, hey, first of all, first of all, like,
Speaker 1: I don't be disrespectful my nigget Like, okay, you know
Speaker 1: what's good. That's the part of the culture you either
Speaker 1: in that you don't seven eleven a quick trip hot
Speaker 1: dogs or elite Nah. I will say this, I prefer
Speaker 1: quick trip that ain't not out here in l A.
Speaker 1: But if that, if I'm in Atlanto, I'm back in
Speaker 1: the Midwest, quick trip hot dog? Is my nigga like that?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: You don't have baloney before?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 2: What's show y'all got me on?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 3: It's not that I haven't had it. I didn't care
Speaker 3: for it. It wasn't for me, and and I knew
Speaker 3: how to reject.
Speaker 1: How is my man supposed to shmeet his meat with
Speaker 1: this ship, Bro, what's off?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 7: I don't I don't think when was the last time
Speaker 7: you paid for a hot dog? List?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love hot dogs? Oh frequently?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not above a hot dog. You like a Mason's guy,
Speaker 3: But at the house. No, honestly, you know what makes
Speaker 3: a great hot dog. It's five guys. They they funk
Speaker 3: around and make a good hot dog.
Speaker 1: And and you about getting I've had a hot dog
Speaker 1: from five guys before it was his I okay, I
Speaker 1: mean ain't No, I'm a ball park man myself.
Speaker 2: You said I like to go.
Speaker 1: Cook them. You know what I'm saying. I take it
Speaker 1: home and uh, you know what I'm saying, I might
Speaker 1: wrap some baking around it. You know what I'm saying
Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean I'm on that. I'm on
Speaker 1: that demon time.
Speaker 3: You don't mind having the doctor, the the You don't
Speaker 3: mind having to do the work yourself for your hot dogs?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just for me. I ain't gonna do it
Speaker 1: for the family I got. I love them.
Speaker 3: You know better than to give it to people you
Speaker 3: care about.
Speaker 1: Listen, I wait, I wait till I'm starving to fix
Speaker 1: me something to eat. So if I got to fix
Speaker 1: food for two more people and by the time it's
Speaker 1: not I'm dead. I'm dead about me, so you know
Speaker 1: what I mean?
Speaker 5: No, just me.
Speaker 1: I'm I've ate danger dogs before, off the off the streets.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm with Olivia though I'm
Speaker 6: I'm a Costco hot dogs man. Really, whoa the Costco
Speaker 6: and the drink for like a dollar thirty five? You
Speaker 6: can't really beat that?
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, it's Costco hot Dogs. They one hundred percent
Speaker 1: beef and for some reason, beep just don't be hitting like,
Speaker 1: oh the chicken cut in? You want like.
Speaker 3: You're like this ship that they scooped up off of
Speaker 3: the floor and just threw in.
Speaker 1: People say this all the time. It's a little video
Speaker 1: floating around right now. I was like, there is hot dogs.
Speaker 1: They sliced a hot dog and put it on the
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, I don't give a fuck
Speaker 1: you think you think of crackhead, don't know the arms
Speaker 1: of crack then kill him. This is what's going to do.
Speaker 1: The no nigga, I don't gonna funk about. What'sn't that
Speaker 1: hot dog?
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 3: I'm with you, I don't it's never even I have
Speaker 3: a there's a spam.
Speaker 7: I don't give a ship.
Speaker 1: I don't do that.
Speaker 3: Come on, that's the meat jelly.
Speaker 1: Baby. In Hawaii they put spam with everything Sam Sam
Speaker 1: is Pope's and Hawaii. That in my house.
Speaker 7: That's if I need to get going, I pop a can'.
Speaker 4: Just like.
Speaker 3: You bop it like a mento. Just just spam.
Speaker 1: You hold it the whole topic, just flow the slot.
Speaker 3: It off, just down in a spam can and moving
Speaker 3: about your day.
Speaker 6: You live, baby, Come and meat gets a bad rap. Baby,
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. I eat lunching. I'll do the
Speaker 6: lunch and meat with the little key, you remember the
Speaker 6: one with the key. You have to like turn it
Speaker 6: sideways and then turn the key all the way around
Speaker 6: and that's how you open it. It was like an
Speaker 6: escape room for spam.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're about tought. You was talking about sardines.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, no, I fuck with
Speaker 1: sardines though too. But but you don't. That's to you
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about yourself.
Speaker 2: Bro up, there's no.
Speaker 3: Reason to keep doing this, big dog, and not all
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 1: It's not every day I have a wife. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: just told you. It's just it's just another it's just
Speaker 1: a different key. I used to twist it open. Baby.
Speaker 1: You don't like red lass either. You won't work out it.
Speaker 1: Let it get a full set in and then get
Speaker 1: on the tradill.
Speaker 7: I appreciate someone who's lived a life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe get on that river, baby, get on that
Speaker 3: river boat.
Speaker 5: And uh.
Speaker 3: And then I mentioned afterwards, I heard the waters are
Speaker 3: choppy tonight.
Speaker 1: Just sit on the front stoop, eat this hot dog.
Speaker 3: So one of the things that I think was especially
Speaker 3: fascinating in this research was that that although they said
Speaker 3: that it wasn't genetically modified, they did admit that carrots
Speaker 3: are what what is the exact words, that carrots have
Speaker 3: basically been crossbred, that they have done selective breeding to
Speaker 3: try to make carrots more effectively the carrots that we
Speaker 3: appreciate today. Specifically, they point to the fact that like
Speaker 3: the original carrot, which apparently was discovered or planted or
Speaker 3: however the fuck, a new thing grows. But this new
Speaker 3: thing was discovered in nine hundred a d in Afghanistan,
Speaker 3: that's where carrots are from, apparently, And they said that
Speaker 3: the original carrot.
Speaker 1: Was like origion, known for its produce.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. I look, we've fucked up a lot
Speaker 3: of places, so I don't know what they used to
Speaker 3: look like, you know what I mean. Like they probably
Speaker 3: were gorgeous before white man and Christianity got their hold.
Speaker 1: Of it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But that said, I think they said that it was
Speaker 3: much thinner and basically white, that carrots started off as
Speaker 3: like white roots, and then eventually, through cross breeding and
Speaker 3: selective breeding, we've landed on this orangish carrot, which is
Speaker 3: much sweeter than the one that we currently hold. And
Speaker 3: and I'd be curious to hear y'all thoughts on this.
Speaker 3: The people that apparently bred the version of carrots that
Speaker 3: we have were the Dutch back in the sixth sixteenth century.
Speaker 6: The Dutch are responded, Man, I fuck it in my heart,
Speaker 6: I was like, he's gonna say, And then I was like, no, David,
Speaker 6: you're being racist. I was like, I bet this smells
Speaker 6: like one of their tricks, because at this point I
Speaker 6: know what they're up to. It smells like one of
Speaker 6: their tricks.
Speaker 3: The Dutch are not to be trusted to hear. That's
Speaker 3: that's something that we do. That's what we first strongly
Speaker 3: about on this podcast.
Speaker 6: Good guys and bad guys are like, we both feel
Speaker 6: that way.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting heel to down on, But I mean
Speaker 1: that promost hate. I'm all about it, baby, brother.
Speaker 3: They brother, they gave us the trans Atlantic slave and insurance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and and hard shoes and edible paint. That's that's all
Speaker 3: Dutch contributions.
Speaker 1: So did y'all know that they found a way to
Speaker 1: make baby carrots grow just as baby carrots like you
Speaker 1: Frenchies or across breathe and like, but they have all
Speaker 1: the side effects of the breathing and all of that.
Speaker 1: So they found a way to make like the baby carrots,
Speaker 1: and that's their that's their like actual size that they grow.
Speaker 3: Like they're never going to get into.
Speaker 6: I get that's right, though, because every time I get
Speaker 6: like a bag of baby carrits, it does feel like
Speaker 6: an abomination.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, though, I'm lying, boy. I just
Speaker 1: want to show you I still I'm not I feel
Speaker 1: that way. I just want to show you my man. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have no research bactice up. Come on over to
Speaker 1: the dark side, bro. All A lot has happened to
Speaker 1: me this episode. I don't feel great about it. I
Speaker 1: feel like I've been tricked by some Charlatans. We're just
Speaker 1: trying to show you this a couple, a couple of white.
Speaker 6: Skinned grifters, as my grandpa would say, what you trying
Speaker 6: to do in the world.
Speaker 1: You see how easy I manipulated you. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: kind of saw you. Why even try? Brother? This is terrible.
Speaker 1: We see what we want over here.
Speaker 3: You've been sitting at my house for three weeks and
Speaker 3: you didn't even realize it.
Speaker 1: Bro, I gotta pray after this. Man, I'm clean.
Speaker 6: There are people who bend and then there are people
Speaker 6: who do the bending. You mean, why are you both
Speaker 6: touching your noses at the same time?
Speaker 3: You guys were on because the highest ship on this
Speaker 3: whole episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll throw it out the window.
Speaker 6: It feels like some light skinned sorcery right now, your
Speaker 6: eyes half open doing strange hand the mouth movement.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like that. Mother.
Speaker 3: I gotta dry that. I gotta dry that, yo. So
Speaker 3: the Dutch apparently give us the the carrots that we
Speaker 3: now understand, and they said that that that the modifications
Speaker 3: in fact are not necessarily because we got a healthier carrot,
Speaker 3: right like in researching some of these specifics of like
Speaker 3: what carrot does what. So there's purple, there is yellow,
Speaker 3: there is orange, which is what we currently have. There
Speaker 3: is white, and then there is red. These are all
Speaker 3: different like breeds of carrots that I guess exist, and
Speaker 3: purple used to be the most common carrot, but we
Speaker 3: bred that shit out. But they say that purple actually
Speaker 3: has a bunch of really strong properties that that we
Speaker 3: no longer currently have or have less of. In fact,
Speaker 3: they said yellow carrots, for example, contain higher levels of
Speaker 3: utine and an antioxidant known for promoting eye health. So
Speaker 3: yellow carrots in theory, could be healthier for us, But
Speaker 3: we're eating orange carrots. Because the Dutch did listen.
Speaker 1: If they made insurance, right, they were aware that modern
Speaker 1: medicine was gonna come walk me on the trip right here, right,
Speaker 1: we all know the pharmaceutical companies. They don't make medicine
Speaker 1: to get you healthier. They make medicine to treat you.
Speaker 1: So you stay on it, right, so you become a
Speaker 1: lifetime customer. So if you become a lifetime customer, they
Speaker 1: can always come up with something to delete the healthy shit.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: That's why all these other countries. They don't eat the
Speaker 1: shit that we eat. McDonald's and all of that shit,
Speaker 1: Skiddle's abandoned, Country Mountain do all of that shit. Well,
Speaker 1: you go. I was just in Berlin a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks to go, and I had the freshest orange juice
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my fucking life apple juice. The
Speaker 1: next day it tasted like I've bit an apple, and
Speaker 1: then the contest just turned to liquid in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I never had juices fresh. All these other places got
Speaker 1: to figure it out. But American niggas, America is all
Speaker 1: the other countries. Vegas niggas come to us to do
Speaker 1: all the hit because we are the bag for all
Speaker 1: the other countries. And I'm trying to la you can
Speaker 1: get bolba tea and cocaine out of the same building.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to taste. I'm trying to taste banana flavor,
Speaker 3: and it don't taste nothing like a banana. I want
Speaker 3: it to taste like like fucking nonsense. I'm going to.
Speaker 2: America trash over here. Bruh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels very real that maybe we are at
Speaker 3: least getting the worst version of whatever these carrots are.
Speaker 3: And because America, because whatever the fuck. And I bet
Speaker 3: you if I went somewhere foreign, I could probably order
Speaker 3: a purple carrot and that they have them ships on
Speaker 3: the ready. They're like, yeah, yeah, we got purple purples available.
Speaker 7: I've seen I've seen purple carrots before.
Speaker 2: Me too.
Speaker 3: But you know what is the difference between, like, if
Speaker 3: you order carrots the likelihood of them being orange versus
Speaker 3: if you were like, I prefer purple, and they're like,
Speaker 3: no problem, sir, that is that is available for us.
Speaker 1: You try to say that in America, like, yeah, let
Speaker 1: me get some purple carrots. Let me get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 3: Fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Who you?
Speaker 6: That's what they did at the cheesecake factory when I
Speaker 6: tried to get some purple carrots.
Speaker 3: Verbadeim that conversation.
Speaker 6: Last time, I'm coming to this African ass cheesecake.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: What What I also read, which I'm curious to hear
Speaker 3: y'all thoughts on, is that carrots in fact are not
Speaker 3: necessarily the best food for helping your eyesight. That despite
Speaker 3: the sort of like media around carrots and shiit spinach
Speaker 3: and kale, leafy greens and a daily sort of like
Speaker 3: consumption of leafy greens is said to be better for
Speaker 3: your eyesight than carrots alone would be.
Speaker 8: I've heard that, so it seems like it's all propaganda. Think, yeah,
Speaker 8: of course, it is a media game. It's all Dutch propaganda.
Speaker 8: It comes back. I could have smelled that from Jumps
Speaker 8: to you.
Speaker 1: Of course it is.
Speaker 6: As soon as you said the Dutch, I was out.
Speaker 6: I was out on this school shit. I also thought
Speaker 6: about this conspiracy when you brought it up. I don't
Speaker 6: think that big glasses or whatever you call them, the
Speaker 6: the movement of the glasses arm. I don't think they
Speaker 6: have enough power to sway genetic modifications and food I
Speaker 6: don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think.
Speaker 6: I don't think the glasses industry is united in that way.
Speaker 6: I feel like there was like Lens Crafters was on top,
Speaker 6: Warby Parker came in and fucked everybody shut up. It
Speaker 6: was like Warby Parker was like when the towers fell
Speaker 6: in the wire. And I think there's no glasses unity
Speaker 6: in the big money of glasses.
Speaker 1: Whoa you think?
Speaker 7: I think. I think it's like multiple families scrambling over
Speaker 7: a kingdom.
Speaker 3: You think any lobbying they're doing is not actually gonna
Speaker 3: influence real elections here.
Speaker 6: I think it's too big. If it was like big Pharma,
Speaker 6: I think they can take down. I think they would
Speaker 6: change our shit. I don't think Big Glasses got it
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 1: Damn.
Speaker 7: I truly don't. I truly don't.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 6: And I think if they were really gonna push it,
Speaker 6: they would just get all of us to buy more
Speaker 6: fake glasses. I've almost done it. I don't think I
Speaker 6: haven't been been on the website.
Speaker 1: Come on, no, I didn't. I'm baby.
Speaker 7: Let me show you something, you know how I know
Speaker 7: that those weren't real.
Speaker 1: Let me show you.
Speaker 6: Let me show you this real fast, because I peeped them.
Speaker 6: I peeped them, and I was like, okay, i've seen
Speaker 6: those before.
Speaker 7: You know how I know that those aren't real.
Speaker 1: It's because you're stolen. Yeah, yeah, I feel it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought I want your point is I worried that.
Speaker 2: Nobody but you can't find you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting to get there.
Speaker 6: Though I had a picture of me with those glasses,
Speaker 6: I couldn't find it. That's like in July, I was
Speaker 6: at a Dakory bar, but they were fake as hell
Speaker 6: and you couldn't tell. Nobody could tell. So don't go
Speaker 6: to Daktory bars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's that's good advice. I think don't don't
Speaker 3: overdose on vitamin a and don't go to Daktory bars
Speaker 3: both both good pieces of advice.
Speaker 6: From there, they have more than three flavors of dakery.
Speaker 6: It's gonna get shot up by midnight.
Speaker 3: One of the things that I also sort of figured
Speaker 3: out along with this is that there does seem to
Speaker 3: be this effort towards like promoting yellow or orange carrots
Speaker 3: as a better thing for us. Maybe because it's cheaper,
Speaker 3: maybe because you know whatever, I don't know what the
Speaker 3: fucking reason is. They say the orange carrots are sweeter
Speaker 3: than other carrots, and that's part of the reason we
Speaker 3: became so attracted to them, but who the fuck knows.
Speaker 3: That said, there is a current TikTok trend that's sort
Speaker 3: of been going around relating to carrots, and specifically, the
Speaker 3: trend is suggesting that people should eat three whole carrots
Speaker 3: a day in order to have a natural tan that
Speaker 3: like carrots can. By eating carrots, your skin will naturally
Speaker 3: have a yellow orangish reddish underhue type shit and get
Speaker 3: you a natural tan without having to go to tanning
Speaker 3: boots and ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I started that. Myth is working.
Speaker 7: Put them together, put them together.
Speaker 2: Swimmingly, I might. You know.
Speaker 1: What you don't know is that I took two hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars of my own money in the
Speaker 1: carrot industry, and now I'm just sit back.
Speaker 2: And reaping the benefits.
Speaker 3: Thisga just hold out there to the bags of carrots.
Speaker 7: He lit, went up like it was a cigars.
Speaker 3: Now you have me wherever the I want.
Speaker 1: It's all the golfing, according to play.
Speaker 3: He just holds up some sign that says that's all, folks,
Speaker 3: all this nigga, this is r evil. I just want
Speaker 3: to be a bad guy. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: fair evil. I want to be.
Speaker 1: Bad guys make the news. Two villains make history books.
Speaker 1: Baby nah, I don't want to be a legend.
Speaker 3: Just give me, Just give me my time in the league.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You wasn't committed, but you admitted to this treachery. Brother.
Speaker 3: It takes too much to be Lebron James.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to be Chris Humphries out there.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Remember me for some bullshit, I didn't do.
Speaker 1: Okay, right.
Speaker 3: The The final piece of of I guess research that
Speaker 3: I'll throw your way is I started to look up
Speaker 3: because I wanted to see how this all affects us
Speaker 3: as a people, right, And I wanted to look up
Speaker 3: specifically if eyesight is improving O time, if human eyesight
Speaker 3: is improving, and unfortunately, bad news everybody, it is not.
Speaker 3: In fact, there has been a pretty substantial downshift in
Speaker 3: the quality of human eyesight as of late. They say
Speaker 3: that now thirty percent one third of the United States
Speaker 3: requires some version of.
Speaker 7: Correctness self.
Speaker 3: Right, That's sort of what they point to is that
Speaker 3: like screens and indoor time and shit, is the main
Speaker 3: reason why our eyes are getting shittier. In fact, they
Speaker 3: said ninety percent of Taiwan needs corrective lenses. Why Taiwan
Speaker 3: is getting fucked up like that? But but ninety percent
Speaker 3: of the entire nation of Taiwan. Am I allowed to
Speaker 3: call them a nation? Are we gonna get in trouble
Speaker 3: from some weird side chooser as person?
Speaker 1: Remember ten minutes ago when boy was like, I don't
Speaker 1: think the eyeglass company has the power to do that.
Speaker 1: They taken over a whole country you don't think they
Speaker 1: got the power. Boy, I mean, what's the GDP over there?
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, what's the GDP over there?
Speaker 1: Call me when you get Spain. You know.
Speaker 7: Everybody nobody worried about that ship.
Speaker 6: You know, a whole South Pacific as far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 6: Get up over there, Get up over to North America.
Speaker 6: Then we start talking. Fontana can't see that I'm worried
Speaker 6: about the power of that lie.
Speaker 3: If there was a campaign to free your nation, then no,
Speaker 3: we ain't really got no influence.
Speaker 1: I've sent some school exspect there. I don't really worried
Speaker 1: about it. You don't. You don't see that. You don't
Speaker 1: see the benefit of hand to hands. You one of
Speaker 1: those people that just want to go straight to dropping
Speaker 1: bricks off.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You don't get to the bricks and the suitcases full
Speaker 1: of bricks without doing hand to hands. I'm a good guy.
Speaker 6: I don't want to get to I want to get
Speaker 6: the suitcases for me and my family to go to
Speaker 6: BALI I'm not I'm not playing your evil light skin.
Speaker 6: Getting got a crawl before you walk me out. Get
Speaker 6: me problem. You want any of this today. I gotta
Speaker 6: be the force for good on this podcast. That's where
Speaker 6: we've come to.
Speaker 1: Today's Taiwan tomorrow is London, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Because that's not the trajectory of that.
Speaker 3: That's how it's a weird flight. But that's how the
Speaker 3: flight goes.
Speaker 2: Got to use the third brother, it's to use.
Speaker 1: A third eye.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 3: It seems like it wouldn't be a direct flight, but
Speaker 3: it's a direct flight.
Speaker 5: I know that.
Speaker 3: Now they got they got one airline that'll do that.
Speaker 3: That'll all right, well to hear, I think we did it.
Speaker 3: It seems as if we're all in agreement that that uh,
Speaker 3: it probably is not in fact this monstrous optometry industry
Speaker 3: that is controlling our carrots, but maybe some weird ship
Speaker 3: is happening with our relationship with carrots in general.
Speaker 2: Mmm.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, listen, man, don't listen. The more we talked
Speaker 1: about it, the more I was like, hey, this really
Speaker 1: could be happening, though, bur Out just it was like, man,
Speaker 1: because how crazy would it be? Like nobody would suspect
Speaker 1: carrots as a black market operation where they already planned
Speaker 1: this shit ten to teen years ago.
Speaker 2: Nobody was fau Carrits.
Speaker 7: Right, it's crazy because your brainstorming right now.
Speaker 3: And that is a problem with listening to us. I
Speaker 3: think in general is we we do by the end
Speaker 3: of it be believing some of the ship that we're saying.
Speaker 1: It happens a lot.
Speaker 3: That's a problem. That's not good. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: healthy for our listeners or you. You are a better
Speaker 3: man before you got here. But to hear could you
Speaker 3: tell the people where they can find you and what
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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Man, you can find any and everything about me
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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Bory what you got a cool?
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Speaker 6: but in January I got dates from Cleveland and Seattle.
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Speaker 6: your side piece deserves it, your main piece deserves it.
Speaker 6: You want one too, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 6: y'all have something to talk about, go on and do that.
Speaker 6: But that's about it, man. Yeah.
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Speaker 7: I want to talk to you.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: We done?
Speaker 3: Bye, bitch, think the bigger, the booty, the finer the
Speaker 3: and now we can convince her.
Speaker 1: She walks switching that big old booty and all that
Speaker 1: it ain't nothing but do do in there.
Speaker 3: The government, brown babies, my grub chips and your nailies.
Speaker 3: All Koala bears are racist. The hostal layer host the
Speaker 3: money where she's invented turkey stuff, y'all can't tell me.
Speaker 1: The governor