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Speaker 3: Me Yeah, I'm trying to talk to Frank Hollywood. Listen here, Frank,

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Speaker 3: I'm ready. I don't know if you've been hearing about

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Speaker 3: I'm in town.

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to get the cameras and get the lights, racist.

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Speaker 5: The.

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Speaker 6: Money, val stuff I can't tell me.

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Speaker 3: Make me sweat, make me hotter, make me lose my breath,

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Speaker 3: make me water. There it is, there it is. Ladies

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Speaker 3: and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama

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Speaker 3: Told Me.

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Speaker 6: The podcast where we died deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 6: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove that Blake Griffin had

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Speaker 3: that would burn this entire industry to the ground. Motherfuckers

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Speaker 1: In the Room part two.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, he was gonna make something crazy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I would watch it. Taylor was gonna direct, it

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Speaker 6: would have been a whole time. Come on, man, I

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Speaker 6: miss Taylor.

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Speaker 3: Taylor Griffin, that's the one that you felt the most

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I really liked him in Oklahoma.

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Speaker 3: Our guest today, I don't know how he feels about

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Speaker 3: Taylor Griffin. Were Blee or Blake Frankly, that's true. We've

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Speaker 3: in hot with your your hot takes on on Blake

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Speaker 3: or Taylor Griffin. But he's so funny, comedian, actor, podcaster, writer,

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Speaker 3: all kinds of goddamn amazing things. He's tours. He has

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Speaker 3: an amazing podcast called Wording is Hard. He says, ship

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Speaker 3: give it up for to hear more. Trust. I love

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Speaker 3: that A little sparkle for you.

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Speaker 7: I didn't even know that was possible.

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Speaker 2: No, it's the update, the update, So man, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Afraid up to That's how they get you I'm saying,

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Speaker 6: it's like the update that I'm gonna get collectors calling

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Speaker 3: I don't want to know, right, because you agreed to

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Speaker 3: that now makes it so you owe money that you

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Speaker 7: Man, I'm still stucking bills from eight baby.

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Speaker 1: Come on.

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Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is is every I would say,

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Speaker 3: every about three months, I get a bill from a

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Speaker 3: owe us four hundred zigama boobs and it's like I'm

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Speaker 6: You're not gonna stiff the one hospital that needs it. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 6: you're feeling that's some most evil ship. Like Okay, see

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Speaker 6: the SINAI I get it, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Famous people go there.

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Speaker 6: You're not gonna get my six hundred dollars, some some

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Speaker 3: Wait a goddamn minute, make your accent.

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Speaker 1: I would have said you wait.

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Speaker 3: A fucking minute. I wasn't in the goddamn bush. This

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Speaker 3: This is a this was this is a first a

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Speaker 1: Away from me.

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Speaker 6: That's what you did when you got the bill. That's

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Speaker 1: It's like. I was in South Africa on holiday.

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Speaker 3: All Right, one of y'all has to decide which villain

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Speaker 3: I am Donald Trump Junior with that gun standing on

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Speaker 7: Apparently at the same time, anything I've learned from the

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Speaker 3: That damn powerful, powerful words fellas uh.

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Speaker 1: I don't think with the ball eyes they come on.

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Speaker 3: I like that to hear you. You came to us

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Speaker 3: today with with a conspiracy theory. I'll say I never

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Speaker 3: heard before ever, Bory, where do you say, have you

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not big.

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Speaker 6: That's not my vegetable choice though for talking about conspiracy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you got you got others that that you think

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Speaker 7: I worry about fruits, more seedless fruits.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and just like man, I was, yeah, man, I

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Speaker 7: There's no way that you could just have a persimmon

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Speaker 7: This is not about what I think about fruits. I

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Speaker 1: for more money, you can pay to have a seeded watermelon.

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Speaker 1: So they took something that we are rich, we had

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Speaker 6: And you're not gonna double charge me for a watermelon,

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Speaker 6: not in this economy. I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 7: And you know, bananas used to have seeds too, if we're.

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Speaker 3: Talking, No, they still do have seeds. We just have

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Speaker 3: you both of y'all.

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Speaker 7: You guy's going crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I got banana trees and sometimes I go to

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Speaker 3: it all. The point is.

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Speaker 1: You are the reason Tyler Perry Movies still exists, Nigga,

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Speaker 1: Your behavior the reason we're always the villain and Tyler

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Speaker 3: Yeah you mean the dude who I share a time

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Speaker 3: share with and uh the cocomos. Yeah yeah, so what.

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Speaker 2: Wo mans co gay coach, that's a cold gay.

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Speaker 3: But point being to the watermelon example, to remove the

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Speaker 3: seeds is literally that that's what defines a fruit, is

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Speaker 3: that it literally has seeds in it, and then you

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Speaker 3: it's like an amalgamation of our dreams but also not

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a malcamation means, but it sounds

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Speaker 1: goods bro, I loved it. But at the same time,

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Speaker 3: You know what, you know what, I think, I'm just

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Speaker 3: gonna sit this episode out, Fellas.

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Speaker 1: They're just sitting on the bathroom of toilet with a saw.

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Speaker 1: This nigga is a villain, Bro, This niggas a real

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Speaker 1: life telling.

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Speaker 3: You know what's so fascinating is Bory's been making this

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Speaker 1: In the first eight minutes nine minutes of recording, You've

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Speaker 1: you're in bed with with England.

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Speaker 3: Okay, connects all the way back for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna you're gonna put the sphinx in your back.

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Speaker 5: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know what, every time I see some crazy

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Speaker 2: Peace over me.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you're not supposed to understand everything because Nigga's gonna.

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Speaker 3: Need It's real villains out here, baby, and you talking

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna lay down in it. What

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Speaker 1: A really great villain because you talk very keel and

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Speaker 1: you have the vocabulary. So if you like, if I

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Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say, And we've talked about this a

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Speaker 3: I think that that's exactly correct. I am a very

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Speaker 7: Even because of a dumb little family. That's his favorite things.

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Speaker 1: The call of the double one. I have a dumb

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Speaker 1: to it, he ain't dying. Come on, man, two people

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Speaker 1: that were gonna get hit before he do it?

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Speaker 3: Come on, who's gonna Who's gonna tell the story. Their

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Speaker 1: They just got the rights to.

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Speaker 3: Let their Let them live through me, is what I said.

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Speaker 1: I love comedy, but I want to do a drama

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Speaker 1: so bad while I am the villain. I want to

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Speaker 1: I I rooted for Joker in the Dark Knight. I

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Speaker 1: it was pure chaos with no intention, Like he burnt

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you too, you too a diabolical I'm not saying

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Speaker 6: this is a colorism thing. I want to be a

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Speaker 6: I just keep accident. I want to be boring. Please, David,

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Speaker 6: you and I end up doing bad guy ship on accident.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to. I trusted it. I trusted.

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Speaker 1: Heroes only exist because villains exist, and I don't. There

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Speaker 1: would be no reason for you good guys. You you

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Speaker 1: niggas breathe and live through us. You're welcome, Okay, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: This is compliment. But yeah, I know, Batman without the joking.

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Speaker 1: You need us to make you look good, to make

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Speaker 1: you feel good about yourself. I'm you? Are you? Him me?

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Speaker 1: It feels like I don't when I hear it. I'm talking.

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Speaker 1: If your feet is out, I make you look good.

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Speaker 3: To hear you said, this is maybe the longest we've

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done good.

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Speaker 3: It's a good But you said, My mama told.

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Speaker 1: Me karens have been genever be modified to be less

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Speaker 2: That's the summation of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so tell me everything.

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Speaker 1: My grandmother, God rest her soul, was not a doctor,

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Speaker 2: So I was like, no, that's that's not.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not like Dordan's like.

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Speaker 1: But she was like, but you do so well in school,

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Speaker 3: So she and you right from the source. She was like,

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Speaker 1: Period.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, And my mom. She doesn't have a drinking problem,

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I know that.

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Speaker 1: Niggas says, wow, like you must be drunk, right, like, no,

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Speaker 3: So your mom tells you this, yep, you you believe it?

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Speaker 3: You bought in after after you hear this or you

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Speaker 1: And lintally I bought into it, right because I'm like,

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Speaker 1: why would she? You know what I'm saying? And I

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: We were not going to compute. I'm doing Mavin's beacon.

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Speaker 1: I feel like I ain't no need to put her

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Speaker 1: did her best. God bless her. But yeah, yeah she

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Speaker 1: you know, don't. I don't take no life advice from her.

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Speaker 3: I get it that that makes sense.

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Speaker 1: I get that.

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Speaker 3: Boy, were you because you've never had glasses?

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Speaker 6: I believe, no, no, no, god, what nigga, these are

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Speaker 6: my teeth. I never had glasses. No, I didn't think

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Speaker 6: that is a kid that I thought. Here's so you

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Speaker 1: WHOA Like if I went super.

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Speaker 3: Hard, you could you could change the game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I felt like if I was super hard on carrots,

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Speaker 6: I quickly so I was quickly. I quickly realized that

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Speaker 1: I feel like you just ain't eat enough. I feel

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Speaker 1: how important is it to you?

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Speaker 2: Boy?

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Speaker 6: That's not that's finally that I thought it was really

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Speaker 6: about that life. It's not that bad, carrots. The problem

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Speaker 6: was very afraid of that. You are looking, we can

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Speaker 6: handle this right now.

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Speaker 3: You're like, I'll hold this carrot and and seeing no

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I had a carrot crucifix just under

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Speaker 1: It's funny to me that you wanted to You were

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Speaker 1: I want to see the Boogeyman's Come on, bro, you've

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Speaker 1: seen the darkness. You've seen the darkest. It's everywhere. It

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Speaker 1: ain't going nowhere. And I knew that. It's like it's

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Speaker 6: It is it is debility. So I was like, maybe

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 7: The only thing that fixed it was puberty.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I'm still I'm still not like in love

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Speaker 1: with the dark.

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Speaker 3: I say good for you for getting over it, because

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Speaker 3: I still be running pretty fast that night. But I

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Speaker 3: gotta throw the trash away. The niggas ain't gonna get me.

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Speaker 3: You bust a couple like, it's not ghosts anymore. I

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Speaker 3: used to It used to be ghosts, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean. But now it's like weird people in raccoons.

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Speaker 3: Either one of those could could fuck up my night

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Speaker 3: in a way that I don't need, So I'm gonna

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Speaker 3: hurry up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't trust raccoons at all.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, to hear before we go to break, you

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Speaker 3: were bought in. You now understand that to be more complicated,

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Speaker 3: do you think that this is worth correcting for other people?

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Speaker 3: Do you feel a passion to be like an advocate

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Speaker 3: for for carrots not being the solution we thought they were,

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Speaker 3: or you're like, no, if people want to believe the

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Speaker 3: optometry part of it, they're you blessed them with that.

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Speaker 1: Well, we've always said said, I am a feeling as well.

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Speaker 1: I want them niggas to go through exactly what I

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Speaker 1: them try, and then I want to see that hope

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Speaker 1: slowly die as they realize they've been fed lized.

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Speaker 3: My nigga, I didn't I didn't know you could saying

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Speaker 3: you sound beautiful to me.

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Speaker 1: This is I think it's good for you two to

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Speaker 3: You have such a beautiful voice.

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Just you need like three more.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how much are you eating a couple of thicks? No no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. You got a carriage and water. But if

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Speaker 1: you get carriage juice, double it up with the carriage juice.

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Speaker 3: You gotta sleep with two little carrots over your eyes

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Speaker 3: like this, and then the hours of soak in.

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Speaker 1: I love it, get it, love it. Yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: I want to waste that money. Yeah, man, this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: This is I feel cold, older than when this started.

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Speaker 3: You know, warm you up?

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Speaker 1: You know I don't like it.

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Speaker 3: You know what will warm you up? And some carrots?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead and take avite out of carret.

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Speaker 1: Let me let me see you're going to carry it right.

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Speaker 1: So now it's going to warm you up because your

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Speaker 1: now that's gonna get the blood moving. It helps the circulation, baby,

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Speaker 1: trust me.

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Speaker 6: I just want to advocate right now for the visual

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Speaker 6: medium of this podcast, so you can see how nasty

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Speaker 6: these guys are smiling. I need you to see these

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Speaker 6: two men. Oh, this is bad, bad, A lot of

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Speaker 6: lip biting going on, like is licking his carnival teeth. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: no one can ever say I'm a bad one.

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Speaker 3: After this, we're gonna take a break. We're gonna be

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Speaker 3: back with more to your more and Bory is gonna

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Speaker 3: get turned out while we're going. Uh, we'll be back

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Speaker 3: with my mama told me.

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Speaker 1: I want you to know this.

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Speaker 5: If your prayers include me to stop drinking, stop smoking,

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Speaker 5: and stop having fun and stop watching these little bitches

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Speaker 5: spop d ass. If your prayers include any of those things,

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Speaker 5: there not gonna work because of.

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Speaker 1: Rejecting them all.

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Speaker 5: And I will be continuing in my scene, we could

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Speaker 5: ask motherfucking waves.

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Speaker 1: I gets it that the way you want to put

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Speaker 1: we are back.

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Speaker 2: How did y'all How did y'all get that home video?

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Speaker 1: About that? How did y'all get Oh, he's a subscriber.

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Speaker 3: We do our research in this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I like it.

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Speaker 3: You know, hot ones. They asked really good questions. We

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Speaker 3: just play real personal tapes from your family.

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Speaker 2: You guys really did the research.

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Speaker 7: It's the one skill we got on you.

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Speaker 2: I could even find them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The video ended with him being like, and tell to you.

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Speaker 3: I said, you.

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Speaker 1: That's something about right. You know what's crazy. It's crazy

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Speaker 1: my dad.

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Speaker 2: They grew up.

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Speaker 1: I grew up my dad, even though he lived like frobbly,

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Speaker 1: like ten minutes from me, right, So.

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Speaker 2: He passed away. He passed away.

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Speaker 1: What was it?

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Speaker 2: I didn't find out he passed into Two weeks after

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Speaker 1: I was just walking down the street with my cousin

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Speaker 1: and my stepbrother was like, hey, you love more right,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I was like yeah.

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Speaker 2: He was like, no, your daddy did ship.

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Speaker 3: Damn fuck.

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Speaker 2: No, He's like, yeah, man, the funeral was two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: It was tight.

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Speaker 4: Damn.

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Speaker 1: She was catered. That's that's how I found out.

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Speaker 3: I thought he was gonna be like, hey, I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: about your dad, but he was like.

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Speaker 1: And you know, your daddy did.

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Speaker 3: What she means he had a feel you didn't know.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that was we didn't see him at the funeral.

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Speaker 3: He was there right here, one there, so.

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Speaker 7: He was like, I ain't see you at the photo booth.

445
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Speaker 3: When I see him, I'm telling him, if daddy did.

446
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 1: I see him at the photo booth. But you're not

447
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: all But.

448
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 6: It's different. It's different, it's different, it's different. It was

449
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 6: I call it a homegoing. I don't even like to

450
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 6: call it a funeral.

451
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 3: A real positive guy.

452
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, good guy. I'm rebranding.

453
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:37,440
Speaker 2: To hear.

454
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 3: I did some research on your conspiracy theory that I

455
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 3: would love to unpack with you. Feel free to agree

456
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 3: with the disagree with it. It is nonsense all the

457
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 3: way down. So we already discussed carrots are in fact

458
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 3: good for your eyes. To your point, they are not

459
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 3: going to fix your problems as much as they are

460
00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:57,920
Speaker 3: going to maintain sort of like or help to maintain

461
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,159
Speaker 3: a more quality, ver version of what the fuck you

462
00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:01,880
Speaker 3: already have.

463
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 7: Or will they take you beyond what you already have?

464
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:08,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, it's so beautifully put. That's exactly right. It

465
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 3: is worth noting, however, that because the reason carrots are

466
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 3: pushed so hard and not just using supplements, because essentially

467
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 3: what it does is we have this this protein that

468
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 3: then basically creates vitamin A in the body. The vitamin

469
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:25,639
Speaker 3: A then helps with your eyesight, and it does actually

470
00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:28,160
Speaker 3: help with your eyesight in the dark bory. So you're

471
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:32,160
Speaker 3: not one hundred percent wrong that that's what it's doing.

472
00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 3: That said, part of what they say is supplements cannot

473
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:40,280
Speaker 3: resolve that vitamin a because overdosing of vitamin A actually

474
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 3: is bad for your vision and what could it could

475
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 3: make you go blind. It also can cause all kinds

476
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:49,439
Speaker 3: of other sicknesses and your body, like vitamin A is,

477
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 3: it'll fuck you up if you don't manage that correctly

478
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:57,439
Speaker 3: through supplements, not through foods. Foods you can overdose all

479
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:58,959
Speaker 3: you want, but supplements you can.

480
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Speaker 1: Vitamin a. He sounds an awful lot like cocaine. M

481
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:12,119
Speaker 1: m okay, you know you do it, bump. It's like,

482
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,159
Speaker 1: you know, you ramp up for a little vega. You

483
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 1: see everything more aware, but too much of it blind,

484
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,800
Speaker 1: deaf and dumb. Maggie did.

485
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Speaker 6: But if you said I will be selling vitamin A

486
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 6: supplements via my website this is all legal dot com.

487
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,120
Speaker 3: They're gonna be a little baggiest And uh.

488
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 6: It's actually a powder you dissolve into your drink.

489
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Speaker 3: So One of the things that ended up being very

490
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Speaker 3: fascinating as it relates to the genetic modification suggestion inside

491
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 3: of this is that according to research, carrots are in

492
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Speaker 3: fact the one of the least genetically modified vegetables if

493
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:59,439
Speaker 3: we call them that that exists. That in fact, like

494
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Speaker 3: unlike corn and soybeans, which we know have GMOs, carrots

495
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: have actually never been genetically modified. That's what they say. Now,

496
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Speaker 3: I'm not a believer in the day of everything, but

497
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 3: but it is. It does seem like they seem pretty

498
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Speaker 3: confident no genetic modification has happened.

499
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Speaker 7: Boys, I have no feelings about this.

500
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 3: M you don't feel passionately that this is potentially a lie.

501
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, I mean because we eat the

502
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 6: root right, so it'd be hard to spray it.

503
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: Is that that matter at all?

504
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:34,360
Speaker 2: I don't know.

505
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,480
Speaker 3: I don't know how genetic modification works to be.

506
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know if they like come in with

507
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 6: like you know when you fry a turkey and you

508
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 6: got that little gun, that spice gun.

509
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. The based thing like is that how.

510
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 7: They I don't know how they put GMOs in stuff.

511
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,919
Speaker 3: I think it's it's in the way they manufacture the

512
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 3: seeds and shit, I don't think they're injecting plant by

513
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:58,239
Speaker 3: plant a bunch of GMOs. I don't think it's a

514
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,679
Speaker 3: Turkey based vibe.

515
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 6: And it's not like an angel orange type of it's

516
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 6: not like a fly by spray down either.

517
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 3: They could be that. Maybe it is maybe like right

518
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 3: at the like seating period, they spread with a bunch

519
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:10,800
Speaker 3: of ship.

520
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 7: And then that's what I'm saying, like carrots seemed hard

521
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 7: to get to this thing.

522
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, carrotts aren't in enough good

523
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 1: recipes for them to really give a fuck about you.

524
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:26,160
Speaker 1: I mean, like you gotta knowd you got shepherd's pie.

525
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 1: You got like some carrots, reds and some salads and

526
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: shit like that. And if you're if you're over seventy five,

527
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: you got the carrots and and raisins at the at

528
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: the buffet carrots.

529
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 3: That that's a sad but fay that was.

530
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 1: They got.

531
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Speaker 7: They don't got carrots.

532
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: Parents ain't like potatoes like we know, they does ships

533
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: potatoes like, so it ain't enough good ship for the

534
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: to really care about. That's why it's the least genetically modified.

535
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 1: If Carris was popping like that, oh please believe they

536
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: would have found a way to get that money. Wait,

537
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: I got's true.

538
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 7: I don't buy carrits for nothing.

539
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't don't, I don't. I don't buy carrids for nothing.

540
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 3: You're saying this wasn't the work of heroes. This was

541
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: just them not having It's not financially viable to be

542
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 3: a villain.

543
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 1: It doesn't.

544
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: It doesn't have any benefit to them to do it.

545
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: If they you know what I'm saying, Like, it's not

546
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: gonna make them way more money, you know what I'm saying, if, if,

547
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: if anything, I think it would be hilarious for them

548
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: to genetically modify, to put some protein in it and

549
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:41,320
Speaker 1: make it almost like a meat for the vegans who'd

550
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: be liking to eat real You don't get hot dog

551
00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: niggas become not niggas. Okay, don't we post no video

552
00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 1: about I grilled to carry you gotta soak it first,

553
00:29:57,200 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: and that you don't get hot dogs? You're being don't I.

554
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 6: Feel like you got paid off by a hot dog

555
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 6: super package. Hey listen, because that came out of nowhere.

556
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 6: List Go look at he was like, what about these

557
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 6: hot dogs?

558
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: Go look about page Look at the videos I'm a

559
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: big hot dog.

560
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 3: Fan, Bro, I be a big god Dug fan.

561
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: I'm at seven eleven with the hot dogs.

562
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 7: I do funk with. I do I live about eleven?

563
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 5: I do.

564
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie to you guys. I've never had

565
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 3: a seven eleven hot dog.

566
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh. I thought rich ass nigga were so surprised.

567
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 3: I thought we all agreed that that was that's just

568
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 3: a mistake that nobody should have to make.

569
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: I thought, hey, first of all, first of all, like,

570
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: I don't be disrespectful my nigget Like, okay, you know

571
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: what's good. That's the part of the culture you either

572
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: in that you don't seven eleven a quick trip hot

573
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: dogs or elite Nah. I will say this, I prefer

574
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 1: quick trip that ain't not out here in l A.

575
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 1: But if that, if I'm in Atlanto, I'm back in

576
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: the Midwest, quick trip hot dog? Is my nigga like that?

577
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: All right?

578
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:08,080
Speaker 2: You don't have baloney before?

579
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 5: Bro?

580
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 2: What's show y'all got me on?

581
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Bro?

582
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 3: It's not that I haven't had it. I didn't care

583
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 3: for it. It wasn't for me, and and I knew

584
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 3: how to reject.

585
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,320
Speaker 1: How is my man supposed to shmeet his meat with

586
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: this ship, Bro, what's off?

587
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 2: Like?

588
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 7: I don't I don't think when was the last time

589
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 7: you paid for a hot dog? List?

590
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 2: Oh?

591
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: I love hot dogs? Oh frequently?

592
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I'm not.

593
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 3: I'm not above a hot dog. You like a Mason's guy,

594
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 3: But at the house. No, honestly, you know what makes

595
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 3: a great hot dog. It's five guys. They they funk

596
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: around and make a good hot dog.

597
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: And and you about getting I've had a hot dog

598
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: from five guys before it was his I okay, I

599
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: mean ain't No, I'm a ball park man myself.

600
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:55,640
Speaker 2: You said I like to go.

601
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: Cook them. You know what I'm saying. I take it

602
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,719
Speaker 1: home and uh, you know what I'm saying, I might

603
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: wrap some baking around it. You know what I'm saying

604
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean I'm on that. I'm on

605
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 1: that demon time.

606
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 3: You don't mind having the doctor, the the You don't

607
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 3: mind having to do the work yourself for your hot dogs?

608
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just for me. I ain't gonna do it

609
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: for the family I got. I love them.

610
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 3: You know better than to give it to people you

611
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 3: care about.

612
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: Listen, I wait, I wait till I'm starving to fix

613
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: me something to eat. So if I got to fix

614
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: food for two more people and by the time it's

615
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: not I'm dead. I'm dead about me, so you know

616
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: what I mean?

617
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 5: No, just me.

618
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm I've ate danger dogs before, off the off the streets.

619
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm with Olivia though I'm

620
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 6: I'm a Costco hot dogs man. Really, whoa the Costco

621
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 6: and the drink for like a dollar thirty five? You

622
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 6: can't really beat that?

623
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, it's Costco hot Dogs. They one hundred percent

624
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: beef and for some reason, beep just don't be hitting like,

625
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: oh the chicken cut in? You want like.

626
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 3: You're like this ship that they scooped up off of

627
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,960
Speaker 3: the floor and just threw in.

628
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: People say this all the time. It's a little video

629
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: floating around right now. I was like, there is hot dogs.

630
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: They sliced a hot dog and put it on the

631
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, I don't give a fuck

632
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: you think you think of crackhead, don't know the arms

633
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: of crack then kill him. This is what's going to do.

634
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: The no nigga, I don't gonna funk about. What'sn't that

635
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: hot dog?

636
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 5: Bro?

637
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 3: I'm with you, I don't it's never even I have

638
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 3: a there's a spam.

639
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 7: I don't give a ship.

640
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: I don't do that.

641
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 3: Come on, that's the meat jelly.

642
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: Baby. In Hawaii they put spam with everything Sam Sam

643
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: is Pope's and Hawaii. That in my house.

644
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 7: That's if I need to get going, I pop a can'.

645
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 4: Just like.

646
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 3: You bop it like a mento. Just just spam.

647
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,280
Speaker 1: You hold it the whole topic, just flow the slot.

648
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 3: It off, just down in a spam can and moving

649
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 3: about your day.

650
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 6: You live, baby, Come and meat gets a bad rap. Baby,

651
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 6: That's what I'm saying. I eat lunching. I'll do the

652
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 6: lunch and meat with the little key, you remember the

653
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 6: one with the key. You have to like turn it

654
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 6: sideways and then turn the key all the way around

655
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 6: and that's how you open it. It was like an

656
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 6: escape room for spam.

657
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you're about tought. You was talking about sardines.

658
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, no, no, I fuck with

659
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,360
Speaker 1: sardines though too. But but you don't. That's to you

660
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: don't give a funk about yourself.

661
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 2: Bro up, there's no.

662
00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 3: Reason to keep doing this, big dog, and not all

663
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 3: the time.

664
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: It's not every day I have a wife. Yeah, you

665
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: just told you. It's just it's just another it's just

666
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 1: a different key. I used to twist it open. Baby.

667
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: You don't like red lass either. You won't work out it.

668
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: Let it get a full set in and then get

669
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: on the tradill.

670
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 7: I appreciate someone who's lived a life.

671
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe get on that river, baby, get on that

672
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 3: river boat.

673
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 5: And uh.

674
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:39,560
Speaker 3: And then I mentioned afterwards, I heard the waters are

675
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 3: choppy tonight.

676
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: Just sit on the front stoop, eat this hot dog.

677
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 3: So one of the things that I think was especially

678
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 3: fascinating in this research was that that although they said

679
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 3: that it wasn't genetically modified, they did admit that carrots

680
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,239
Speaker 3: are what what is the exact words, that carrots have

681
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 3: basically been crossbred, that they have done selective breeding to

682
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 3: try to make carrots more effectively the carrots that we

683
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,239
Speaker 3: appreciate today. Specifically, they point to the fact that like

684
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 3: the original carrot, which apparently was discovered or planted or

685
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 3: however the fuck, a new thing grows. But this new

686
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:28,800
Speaker 3: thing was discovered in nine hundred a d in Afghanistan,

687
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 3: that's where carrots are from, apparently, And they said that

688
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 3: the original carrot.

689
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: Was like origion, known for its produce.

690
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess. I look, we've fucked up a lot

691
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 3: of places, so I don't know what they used to

692
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: look like, you know what I mean. Like they probably

693
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 3: were gorgeous before white man and Christianity got their hold.

694
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: Of it, you know what I mean.

695
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,920
Speaker 3: But that said, I think they said that it was

696
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,839
Speaker 3: much thinner and basically white, that carrots started off as

697
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 3: like white roots, and then eventually, through cross breeding and

698
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 3: selective breeding, we've landed on this orangish carrot, which is

699
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 3: much sweeter than the one that we currently hold. And

700
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 3: and I'd be curious to hear y'all thoughts on this.

701
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 3: The people that apparently bred the version of carrots that

702
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 3: we have were the Dutch back in the sixth sixteenth century.

703
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 6: The Dutch are responded, Man, I fuck it in my heart,

704
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,439
Speaker 6: I was like, he's gonna say, And then I was like, no, David,

705
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 6: you're being racist. I was like, I bet this smells

706
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 6: like one of their tricks, because at this point I

707
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 6: know what they're up to. It smells like one of

708
00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 6: their tricks.

709
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,759
Speaker 3: The Dutch are not to be trusted to hear. That's

710
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 3: that's something that we do. That's what we first strongly

711
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 3: about on this podcast.

712
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 6: Good guys and bad guys are like, we both feel

713
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 6: that way.

714
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: That's an interesting heel to down on, But I mean

715
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: that promost hate. I'm all about it, baby, brother.

716
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 3: They brother, they gave us the trans Atlantic slave and insurance. Yeah,

717
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 3: and and hard shoes and edible paint. That's that's all

718
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 3: Dutch contributions.

719
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: So did y'all know that they found a way to

720
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:17,360
Speaker 1: make baby carrots grow just as baby carrots like you

721
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 1: Frenchies or across breathe and like, but they have all

722
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: the side effects of the breathing and all of that.

723
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: So they found a way to make like the baby carrots,

724
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: and that's their that's their like actual size that they grow.

725
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 3: Like they're never going to get into.

726
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 6: I get that's right, though, because every time I get

727
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:39,680
Speaker 6: like a bag of baby carrits, it does feel like

728
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 6: an abomination.

729
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, though, I'm lying, boy. I just

730
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: want to show you I still I'm not I feel

731
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 1: that way. I just want to show you my man. Yes,

732
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: I have no research bactice up. Come on over to

733
00:38:55,800 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 1: the dark side, bro. All A lot has happened to

734
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,200
Speaker 1: me this episode. I don't feel great about it. I

735
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:10,880
Speaker 1: feel like I've been tricked by some Charlatans. We're just

736
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: trying to show you this a couple, a couple of white.

737
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 6: Skinned grifters, as my grandpa would say, what you trying

738
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 6: to do in the world.

739
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 1: You see how easy I manipulated you. That's why I'm

740
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: kind of saw you. Why even try? Brother? This is terrible.

741
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: We see what we want over here.

742
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,520
Speaker 3: You've been sitting at my house for three weeks and

743
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,800
Speaker 3: you didn't even realize it.

744
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,760
Speaker 1: Bro, I gotta pray after this. Man, I'm clean.

745
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 6: There are people who bend and then there are people

746
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:46,399
Speaker 6: who do the bending. You mean, why are you both

747
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 6: touching your noses at the same time?

748
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 3: You guys were on because the highest ship on this

749
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 3: whole episode.

750
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll throw it out the window.

751
00:39:57,040 --> 00:40:00,279
Speaker 6: It feels like some light skinned sorcery right now, your

752
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:04,840
Speaker 6: eyes half open doing strange hand the mouth movement.

753
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I don't like that. Mother.

754
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 3: I gotta dry that. I gotta dry that, yo. So

755
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,880
Speaker 3: the Dutch apparently give us the the carrots that we

756
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: now understand, and they said that that that the modifications

757
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: in fact are not necessarily because we got a healthier carrot,

758
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 3: right like in researching some of these specifics of like

759
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 3: what carrot does what. So there's purple, there is yellow,

760
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 3: there is orange, which is what we currently have. There

761
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:46,480
Speaker 3: is white, and then there is red. These are all

762
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:50,320
Speaker 3: different like breeds of carrots that I guess exist, and

763
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 3: purple used to be the most common carrot, but we

764
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 3: bred that shit out. But they say that purple actually

765
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 3: has a bunch of really strong properties that that we

766
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 3: no longer currently have or have less of. In fact,

767
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 3: they said yellow carrots, for example, contain higher levels of

768
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 3: utine and an antioxidant known for promoting eye health. So

769
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 3: yellow carrots in theory, could be healthier for us, But

770
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,479
Speaker 3: we're eating orange carrots. Because the Dutch did listen.

771
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: If they made insurance, right, they were aware that modern

772
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: medicine was gonna come walk me on the trip right here, right,

773
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: we all know the pharmaceutical companies. They don't make medicine

774
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:35,840
Speaker 1: to get you healthier. They make medicine to treat you.

775
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: So you stay on it, right, so you become a

776
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: lifetime customer. So if you become a lifetime customer, they

777
00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: can always come up with something to delete the healthy shit.

778
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 2: Right.

779
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: That's why all these other countries. They don't eat the

780
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,919
Speaker 1: shit that we eat. McDonald's and all of that shit,

781
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 1: Skiddle's abandoned, Country Mountain do all of that shit. Well,

782
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,800
Speaker 1: you go. I was just in Berlin a couple of

783
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,720
Speaker 1: weeks to go, and I had the freshest orange juice

784
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my fucking life apple juice. The

785
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,080
Speaker 1: next day it tasted like I've bit an apple, and

786
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: then the contest just turned to liquid in my mouth.

787
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: I never had juices fresh. All these other places got

788
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,359
Speaker 1: to figure it out. But American niggas, America is all

789
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: the other countries. Vegas niggas come to us to do

790
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,640
Speaker 1: all the hit because we are the bag for all

791
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: the other countries. And I'm trying to la you can

792
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: get bolba tea and cocaine out of the same building.

793
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 3: I'm trying to taste. I'm trying to taste banana flavor,

794
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 3: and it don't taste nothing like a banana. I want

795
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 3: it to taste like like fucking nonsense. I'm going to.

796
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:52,799
Speaker 2: America trash over here. Bruh.

797
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, that feels very real that maybe we are at

798
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 3: least getting the worst version of whatever these carrots are.

799
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 3: And because America, because whatever the fuck. And I bet

800
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,799
Speaker 3: you if I went somewhere foreign, I could probably order

801
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 3: a purple carrot and that they have them ships on

802
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:13,400
Speaker 3: the ready. They're like, yeah, yeah, we got purple purples available.

803
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 7: I've seen I've seen purple carrots before.

804
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 2: Me too.

805
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 3: But you know what is the difference between, like, if

806
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 3: you order carrots the likelihood of them being orange versus

807
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 3: if you were like, I prefer purple, and they're like,

808
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,799
Speaker 3: no problem, sir, that is that is available for us.

809
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: You try to say that in America, like, yeah, let

810
00:43:33,080 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: me get some purple carrots. Let me get the fuck

811
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: out of it.

812
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: Fuck are you talking about?

813
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 1: Who you?

814
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 6: That's what they did at the cheesecake factory when I

815
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 6: tried to get some purple carrots.

816
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: Verbadeim that conversation.

817
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 6: Last time, I'm coming to this African ass cheesecake.

818
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:00,959
Speaker 5: Yeah.

819
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 3: What What I also read, which I'm curious to hear

820
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 3: y'all thoughts on, is that carrots in fact are not

821
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:20,280
Speaker 3: necessarily the best food for helping your eyesight. That despite

822
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 3: the sort of like media around carrots and shiit spinach

823
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 3: and kale, leafy greens and a daily sort of like

824
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 3: consumption of leafy greens is said to be better for

825
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 3: your eyesight than carrots alone would be.

826
00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:39,879
Speaker 8: I've heard that, so it seems like it's all propaganda. Think, yeah,

827
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 8: of course, it is a media game. It's all Dutch propaganda.

828
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 8: It comes back. I could have smelled that from Jumps

829
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 8: to you.

830
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: Of course it is.

831
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 6: As soon as you said the Dutch, I was out.

832
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 6: I was out on this school shit. I also thought

833
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 6: about this conspiracy when you brought it up. I don't

834
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:59,840
Speaker 6: think that big glasses or whatever you call them, the

835
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 6: the movement of the glasses arm. I don't think they

836
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 6: have enough power to sway genetic modifications and food I

837
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 6: don't think.

838
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: I don't think.

839
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 6: I don't think the glasses industry is united in that way.

840
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 6: I feel like there was like Lens Crafters was on top,

841
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 6: Warby Parker came in and fucked everybody shut up. It

842
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 6: was like Warby Parker was like when the towers fell

843
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 6: in the wire. And I think there's no glasses unity

844
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 6: in the big money of glasses.

845
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: Whoa you think?

846
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 7: I think. I think it's like multiple families scrambling over

847
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 7: a kingdom.

848
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: You think any lobbying they're doing is not actually gonna

849
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 3: influence real elections here.

850
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 6: I think it's too big. If it was like big Pharma,

851
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 6: I think they can take down. I think they would

852
00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:44,719
Speaker 6: change our shit. I don't think Big Glasses got it

853
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 6: like that.

854
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:45,920
Speaker 1: Damn.

855
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 7: I truly don't. I truly don't.

856
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:48,839
Speaker 1: Wow.

857
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,320
Speaker 6: And I think if they were really gonna push it,

858
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,279
Speaker 6: they would just get all of us to buy more

859
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,320
Speaker 6: fake glasses. I've almost done it. I don't think I

860
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 6: haven't been been on the website.

861
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: Come on, no, I didn't. I'm baby.

862
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 7: Let me show you something, you know how I know

863
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 7: that those weren't real.

864
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: Let me show you.

865
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 6: Let me show you this real fast, because I peeped them.

866
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 6: I peeped them, and I was like, okay, i've seen

867
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 6: those before.

868
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 7: You know how I know that those aren't real.

869
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: It's because you're stolen. Yeah, yeah, I feel it. Yeah,

870
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: I thought I want your point is I worried that.

871
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: Nobody but you can't find you.

872
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm starting to get there.

873
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 6: Though I had a picture of me with those glasses,

874
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 6: I couldn't find it. That's like in July, I was

875
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 6: at a Dakory bar, but they were fake as hell

876
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 6: and you couldn't tell. Nobody could tell. So don't go

877
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 6: to Daktory bars.

878
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's that's good advice. I think don't don't

879
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 3: overdose on vitamin a and don't go to Daktory bars

880
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 3: both both good pieces of advice.

881
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 6: From there, they have more than three flavors of dakery.

882
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,280
Speaker 6: It's gonna get shot up by midnight.

883
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 3: One of the things that I also sort of figured

884
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 3: out along with this is that there does seem to

885
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 3: be this effort towards like promoting yellow or orange carrots

886
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 3: as a better thing for us. Maybe because it's cheaper,

887
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 3: maybe because you know whatever, I don't know what the

888
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,760
Speaker 3: fucking reason is. They say the orange carrots are sweeter

889
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 3: than other carrots, and that's part of the reason we

890
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,600
Speaker 3: became so attracted to them, but who the fuck knows.

891
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 3: That said, there is a current TikTok trend that's sort

892
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 3: of been going around relating to carrots, and specifically, the

893
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 3: trend is suggesting that people should eat three whole carrots

894
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 3: a day in order to have a natural tan that

895
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:54,240
Speaker 3: like carrots can. By eating carrots, your skin will naturally

896
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 3: have a yellow orangish reddish underhue type shit and get

897
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,280
Speaker 3: you a natural tan without having to go to tanning

898
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 3: boots and ship.

899
00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. I started that. Myth is working.

900
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 7: Put them together, put them together.

901
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 2: Swimmingly, I might. You know.

902
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: What you don't know is that I took two hundred

903
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: and fifty thousand dollars of my own money in the

904
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: carrot industry, and now I'm just sit back.

905
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 2: And reaping the benefits.

906
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:33,360
Speaker 3: Thisga just hold out there to the bags of carrots.

907
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 7: He lit, went up like it was a cigars.

908
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:41,239
Speaker 3: Now you have me wherever the I want.

909
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: It's all the golfing, according to play.

910
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:54,760
Speaker 3: He just holds up some sign that says that's all, folks,

911
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 3: all this nigga, this is r evil. I just want

912
00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 3: to be a bad guy. I don't want to be

913
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:02,319
Speaker 3: fair evil. I want to be.

914
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:10,800
Speaker 1: Bad guys make the news. Two villains make history books.

915
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,440
Speaker 1: Baby nah, I don't want to be a legend.

916
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 3: Just give me, Just give me my time in the league.

917
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.

918
00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 2: You wasn't committed, but you admitted to this treachery. Brother.

919
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,280
Speaker 3: It takes too much to be Lebron James.

920
00:49:29,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be.

921
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 3: I'm trying to be Chris Humphries out there.

922
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?

923
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,920
Speaker 3: Remember me for some bullshit, I didn't do.

924
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: Okay, right.

925
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:46,360
Speaker 3: The The final piece of of I guess research that

926
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 3: I'll throw your way is I started to look up

927
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 3: because I wanted to see how this all affects us

928
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 3: as a people, right, And I wanted to look up

929
00:49:56,160 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 3: specifically if eyesight is improving O time, if human eyesight

930
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:05,520
Speaker 3: is improving, and unfortunately, bad news everybody, it is not.

931
00:50:05,880 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 3: In fact, there has been a pretty substantial downshift in

932
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 3: the quality of human eyesight as of late. They say

933
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: that now thirty percent one third of the United States

934
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 3: requires some version of.

935
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 7: Correctness self.

936
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 3: Right, That's sort of what they point to is that

937
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 3: like screens and indoor time and shit, is the main

938
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 3: reason why our eyes are getting shittier. In fact, they

939
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:38,440
Speaker 3: said ninety percent of Taiwan needs corrective lenses. Why Taiwan

940
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 3: is getting fucked up like that? But but ninety percent

941
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:45,719
Speaker 3: of the entire nation of Taiwan. Am I allowed to

942
00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 3: call them a nation? Are we gonna get in trouble

943
00:50:48,160 --> 00:50:51,680
Speaker 3: from some weird side chooser as person?

944
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,680
Speaker 1: Remember ten minutes ago when boy was like, I don't

945
00:50:54,719 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 1: think the eyeglass company has the power to do that.

946
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: They taken over a whole country you don't think they

947
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: got the power. Boy, I mean, what's the GDP over there?

948
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, what's the GDP over there?

949
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: Call me when you get Spain. You know.

950
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 7: Everybody nobody worried about that ship.

951
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:20,840
Speaker 6: You know, a whole South Pacific as far as I'm concerned,

952
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 6: Get up over there, Get up over to North America.

953
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:26,360
Speaker 6: Then we start talking. Fontana can't see that I'm worried

954
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 6: about the power of that lie.

955
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 3: If there was a campaign to free your nation, then no,

956
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 3: we ain't really got no influence.

957
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,240
Speaker 1: I've sent some school exspect there. I don't really worried

958
00:51:37,239 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: about it. You don't. You don't see that. You don't

959
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: see the benefit of hand to hands. You one of

960
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: those people that just want to go straight to dropping

961
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: bricks off.

962
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

963
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,640
Speaker 1: You don't get to the bricks and the suitcases full

964
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: of bricks without doing hand to hands. I'm a good guy.

965
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 6: I don't want to get to I want to get

966
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,040
Speaker 6: the suitcases for me and my family to go to

967
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 6: BALI I'm not I'm not playing your evil light skin.

968
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 6: Getting got a crawl before you walk me out. Get

969
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:04,439
Speaker 6: me problem. You want any of this today. I gotta

970
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,960
Speaker 6: be the force for good on this podcast. That's where

971
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 6: we've come to.

972
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 1: Today's Taiwan tomorrow is London, you know what I mean?

973
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:15,200
Speaker 7: Because that's not the trajectory of that.

974
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 3: That's how it's a weird flight. But that's how the

975
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 3: flight goes.

976
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,279
Speaker 2: Got to use the third brother, it's to use.

977
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:24,960
Speaker 1: A third eye.

978
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 2: Brother.

979
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 3: It seems like it wouldn't be a direct flight, but

980
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:27,919
Speaker 3: it's a direct flight.

981
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 5: I know that.

982
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 3: Now they got they got one airline that'll do that.

983
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 3: That'll all right, well to hear, I think we did it.

984
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: It seems as if we're all in agreement that that uh,

985
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 3: it probably is not in fact this monstrous optometry industry

986
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 3: that is controlling our carrots, but maybe some weird ship

987
00:52:56,520 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 3: is happening with our relationship with carrots in general.

988
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:01,120
Speaker 2: Mmm.

989
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:05,319
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, listen, man, don't listen. The more we talked

990
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,879
Speaker 1: about it, the more I was like, hey, this really

991
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 1: could be happening, though, bur Out just it was like, man,

992
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: because how crazy would it be? Like nobody would suspect

993
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: carrots as a black market operation where they already planned

994
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: this shit ten to teen years ago.

995
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 2: Nobody was fau Carrits.

996
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 7: Right, it's crazy because your brainstorming right now.

997
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 3: And that is a problem with listening to us. I

998
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,560
Speaker 3: think in general is we we do by the end

999
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,760
Speaker 3: of it be believing some of the ship that we're saying.

1000
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: It happens a lot.

1001
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,359
Speaker 3: That's a problem. That's not good. I don't think that's

1002
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:44,120
Speaker 3: healthy for our listeners or you. You are a better

1003
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 3: man before you got here. But to hear could you

1004
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:48,719
Speaker 3: tell the people where they can find you and what

1005
00:53:48,800 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 3: cool shit you have going on?

1006
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: Absolutely? Man, you can find any and everything about me

1007
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: at carrots dot com. Thats just to hear more on

1008
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,920
Speaker 1: all platforms A H I R M O O R

1009
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,759
Speaker 1: E on all platforms. And if you want to catch

1010
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,400
Speaker 1: tickets when I throw them up, I'll put them on

1011
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: my website. To hear more dot com? Yeah, man, a

1012
00:54:09,400 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of content out there. Just check

1013
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:11,879
Speaker 1: it out.

1014
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, Bory what you got a cool?

1015
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 6: Good jokes? Etiseeven dot com? No, that's all right, COO

1016
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:23,280
Speaker 6: got jokes EATI seven on Instagram. I'm home for December,

1017
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 6: but in January I got dates from Cleveland and Seattle.

1018
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 6: Those who come up quick, I'm selling out the rest

1019
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 6: of the merch. I had leftover from tour. I got

1020
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 6: like a box left, So go to bring David to

1021
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 6: Plate dot com and scoop some of that. Get your

1022
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,400
Speaker 6: hat some shit like that. It's Christmas. You know your

1023
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 6: your side piece deserves it, your main piece deserves it.

1024
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 6: You want one too, you know what I mean. So

1025
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 6: y'all have something to talk about, go on and do that.

1026
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:47,359
Speaker 6: But that's about it, man. Yeah.

1027
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:51,480
Speaker 3: And speaking of merch we have, my mama told me

1028
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 3: merch that is now going to be available. It is

1029
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:58,279
Speaker 3: a holiday season turn off that goddamn Mariah Carey. And

1030
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,640
Speaker 3: and focus on buying some. My mama told me hats

1031
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:04,919
Speaker 3: and pens and T shirts. Whatever the fuck you're into,

1032
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 3: you sick, goddamn weirdo. We don't that's not our business.

1033
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:09,759
Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about what you like.

1034
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, just buy it. Why are we having a conversation

1035
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:13,239
Speaker 3: about this?

1036
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 7: I want to talk to you.

1037
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:18,440
Speaker 3: If you want any merch, you can pre order everything

1038
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 3: at my mama told me dot Merchcentral dot com. That's

1039
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:25,399
Speaker 3: my mama told me Dot merch central dot com. It's

1040
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:28,520
Speaker 3: pre order right now, December tenth. That shit's going to

1041
00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 3: your motherfucking house. Buy your merch stop playing with me,

1042
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,400
Speaker 3: and as always you can you can follow me at

1043
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:39,560
Speaker 3: Langston Kerman on all platforms. I'd be up sometimes.

1044
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: Uh.

1045
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,320
Speaker 3: And if you want to send us your own drops,

1046
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 3: your own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us

1047
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 3: which GMO vegetable is in fact giving us superpower, send

1048
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,879
Speaker 3: it all to my mama pod at gmail dot com.

1049
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 3: We would love to hear from you, like subscribe, do

1050
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:56,880
Speaker 3: whatever that bullshit is?

1051
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 2: All right?

1052
00:55:57,880 --> 00:55:58,319
Speaker 1: We done?

1053
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 3: Bye, bitch, think the bigger, the booty, the finer the

1054
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 3: and now we can convince her.

1055
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: She walks switching that big old booty and all that

1056
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: it ain't nothing but do do in there.

1057
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 3: The government, brown babies, my grub chips and your nailies.

1058
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 3: All Koala bears are racist. The hostal layer host the

1059
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:31,960
Speaker 3: money where she's invented turkey stuff, y'all can't tell me.

1060
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: The governor