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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcastcast here Nick hey, here, I am.

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Speaker 1: Did I have a like storyteller? I know, man, that

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Speaker 1: was really acoustic, like we heard. What is the story

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Speaker 1: behind that song? Yeah? Where were you? What was going

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Speaker 1: on that day? Tell us about it? The real story

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Speaker 1: is it used to be a song called sorry not Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I wrote on I was walking around New York and

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Speaker 1: I was like, m sorry not sorry, and then I yeah, repurpose.

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Speaker 1: I had it forever and it was just city gifted.

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Speaker 1: What was sorry not sorry? What was the story behind that?

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Speaker 1: It was a stupid phrase that was bouncing around the

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Speaker 1: zeitgeist at the time. Yeah, totally. You remember that, right?

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Speaker 1: And I remember Selena Gomez Ior. Somebody came out with

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Speaker 1: this song a year or two later, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I had my finger on the pulse. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not Sorryvado, I'm sorry. She probably stole

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Speaker 1: it from me. I used to have I think I

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Speaker 1: tweeted like this this song I'm released. I'm sorry that

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Speaker 1: so many women are going to try to sing this

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Speaker 1: song a karaoke because it was like so high even

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Speaker 1: to me would probably struggle with Itvdo remember I tweeted, um,

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Speaker 1: imagine all the people and someone else apparently had that

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Speaker 1: way again. I wasn't saying that, I was I did

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Speaker 1: the joke. Wait. Sorry, not sorry, I'm not saying that.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh I see we're saying I just want to see.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It all

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Speaker 1: comes together so fat but feeling so good. I love

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Speaker 1: that song. I forgot about that. She said, feeling so fat, No,

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Speaker 1: feeling so bad. I was like, that's so really feeling

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Speaker 1: so fat, I'm feeling so good. Um, Jesus Christ. He

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Speaker 1: looked at me like offended, and he spoke for us.

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Speaker 1: All he hears registers we don't. Yeah, that's true. And

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Speaker 1: then weird that dogs could hear a high sound that

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Speaker 1: they say that you're supposed to reward them with like

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Speaker 1: baby talk, and that you should talk to your dog

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Speaker 1: and like, ahire you so cute. Oh they look at

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Speaker 1: this little tale moving because they get happier instead of,

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Speaker 1: you know, like talking to them like a real person. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would be weird to be like, just talk to

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Speaker 1: your You don't need to talk to your dog like

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Speaker 1: a bait like I'm doing Bill mar voice. You don't

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Speaker 1: need to talk to your dog like a baby. That's good.

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Speaker 1: New rule, new rules. Don't talk you dog, stop and

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Speaker 1: fantalizing your animals. It is funny to talk to Luis

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Speaker 1: you just like, hey, what's up, bro? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: You're watching the game? Later? What do you not? You're

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Speaker 1: gonna go get some beers with? Charlie says, Swick does

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Speaker 1: sound swick man, It's like a swifty, quick sit. I

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Speaker 1: like Swick. We came up with a new word in

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Speaker 1: the recording studio. You know, it's where I like sucking

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Speaker 1: hang out. Um. Yeah, it's pretty much your second home, dude,

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Speaker 1: our engineer David Uh do you like going to the studio? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I do. Studio girl, who's a good studio. Um. There

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Speaker 1: was one time where he was like, so, I want

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Speaker 1: to do that next pants And he goes like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know why I just said pants to say like

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Speaker 1: this next take or something. He's like, I think the

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Speaker 1: next He was just like, I just really feel like

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Speaker 1: the next pants should be were he goes, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why I was rubbing my pants like looking at

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Speaker 1: his pants, and so I was like, that's that's sucking pants, dude,

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Speaker 1: It's totally pants. And so we just started saying pants

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Speaker 1: for like meeting good and then we lost it up

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Speaker 1: and it's British slang for something that like sucks. Like

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Speaker 1: I was watching the bake Off Show and they are

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Speaker 1: how pants the story that I ship? My pants? I want?

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Speaker 1: Let's do we should do like storytellers for jokes. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell me why you were thinking to hear what songs

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Speaker 1: are about. I don't even want to listen to a

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Speaker 1: song that I don't get to hear the story about

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Speaker 1: what happened to storytellers, let's bring it back, because every

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Speaker 1: song is now a TikTok song and there's no story

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Speaker 1: behind it other than it sounded catchy for eight seconds

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Speaker 1: and made me millions of dollars. How can you tell

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Speaker 1: the story behind a joke? Though, because the joke is

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Speaker 1: the story, it's kind of true. But you can be like, well,

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Speaker 1: where it depends what joke it is. Andrew, what about

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Speaker 1: your joke about your dad chewing loudly? Do the joke first? Right? Oh? So? Uh?

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Speaker 1: I say, um, I love that when we do jokes

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Speaker 1: we go I say, you could just say it, but

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Speaker 1: we always have to I have to do the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I go, well, I go, It's like just do, just go,

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Speaker 1: so like the process behind me starting it is like, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I it just feels weird to say. It's just I

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Speaker 1: know I'm do the same thing. It's funny. Essentially. The

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Speaker 1: joke is, you know you have you go home for Thanksgiving?

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Speaker 1: Why do you eat dinner with your family? It's terrible

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Speaker 1: you change it if it's not around Thanksgiving time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go Valentine's Day day. Yeah, you've been saying, like nobody

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Speaker 1: RUMs to the joke. You know I did that. I

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Speaker 1: hired a guy at a show at Union Hall and

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Speaker 1: I found the steel drum guy. And this at the time,

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Speaker 1: I had three dollars in my count I paid him

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Speaker 1: like a hundred fifty bucks. And no one liked it. Like,

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Speaker 1: no one thought it was interesting to have it like

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Speaker 1: the steel drum, you know, one of the guys from

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Speaker 1: the Subway. I thought it would be so cool and

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Speaker 1: be like, you're an artist written about in the time.

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Speaker 1: No one cared. No one cared. Everyone's like, that's kind

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Speaker 1: of annoying. Can we just hear the joke? Can he

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Speaker 1: not be on stage? You really just did not have

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Speaker 1: enough confidence in yourself, not at all. You needed a

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Speaker 1: that was about. Like you needed the wookie that you

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Speaker 1: brought in, yes, but like yeah, but I thought it

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Speaker 1: would be fun like to like have like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I was the host, so it wasn't really but yes,

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I was enough my whole life. So anyway,

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Speaker 1: so my dad I go, You know, my dad, all

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Speaker 1: we do is we don't know how you do family dinner.

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Speaker 1: We just sit in silence and we watch and listen

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Speaker 1: to my dad eat and he'll just be like, and

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Speaker 1: he's a and he and he he has he's he's

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Speaker 1: uh what do I say? Um? Yeah, he's got wet mouth.

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Speaker 1: He sounds like a pandy eating bamboo. Just just what.

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Speaker 1: And he has to comment on all the food. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: what's that chicken? What is he at? What is that lemon?

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Speaker 1: Is that lemon mashed potato? What is the turning off?

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Speaker 1: What is that? What is that garlic? What is that?

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at my dad like, I don't think I

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Speaker 1: ever loved you. And the process, the process, the story.

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Speaker 1: So I gets the story behind that. My whole childhood,

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Speaker 1: my whole life. We never talked about anything serious at

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Speaker 1: divorce ors. So there was something behind him. Just we

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Speaker 1: just comment on exactly what's in front of us, which

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Speaker 1: I could probably talk about in the joke, because I

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Speaker 1: think it is funny, like the idea that like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we don't want to talk about anything serious, so we're

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Speaker 1: just gonna comment on whatever we see or whatever we can.

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Speaker 1: The Bachelor that they have nothing to talk about, so

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Speaker 1: they just go I am having so much fun they

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Speaker 1: just because they don't know history. But you know what,

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Speaker 1: people respond well to that because so many people just

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Speaker 1: do that and it's just the most boring, mundane conversations.

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Speaker 1: But you can't get judged. That's why I don't go

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Speaker 1: to dinners with my aunt or anything. It's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't want to have any dinner where you can't talk

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Speaker 1: about something real, unless it's like you have to meet

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Speaker 1: with people for a work thing. Okay, I understand not

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Speaker 1: getting into like nitty gritty stuff there, but that's why

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Speaker 1: I'm like, people are like, you've got family's family, but

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Speaker 1: if we're not talking about anything real, who cares. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But so I mean, I guess sometimes it's just or

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Speaker 1: most interesting part about that. That story you gotta have,

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Speaker 1: you gotta put that in. Yeah, I mean that joke

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Speaker 1: always kills on stage. But knowing that little piece of it,

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Speaker 1: that's what I would want you to get into more.

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Speaker 1: This that's why my dad loves the outdoors so much.

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Speaker 1: Because I was canoeing with him and I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this is why you like it because you never you're

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Speaker 1: constantly surrounded by things you can point out, and you

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Speaker 1: never have to talk about anything. The second, because I

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Speaker 1: for that thing. You think that's where you would talk

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Speaker 1: about things though, in the silence of it's so funny

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Speaker 1: I go, I'm like talking about my relationships and like

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Speaker 1: his relationships, like my feelings and things, and I literally say,

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Speaker 1: I think you like it out of here because you

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Speaker 1: I'm like, so, Dad, like, how did you know mom

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Speaker 1: there's a battleship. We're on a we're on a weird

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Speaker 1: of note. But I'm just like like, but there's always

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Speaker 1: it's funny. I used to have that another tag on

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Speaker 1: that joke where I was like, so, what was it like,

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Speaker 1: what's going on with the carrots? That's like there's one

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Speaker 1: more line there, just avoiding. Yeah, yeah, that's that pretty much.

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Speaker 1: Um yes, says all of that in that one line,

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Speaker 1: which is great. But that battle that's so fun. Did

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Speaker 1: you go back? Did you go known? But now, seriously,

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Speaker 1: what about mom? Or were you just like, yeah, we

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Speaker 1: and looked at when we went in the woods and

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Speaker 1: you're like, God, this fucking nature and then you're like,

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Speaker 1: look at that bird. Birds like crazy, and I'm like

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Speaker 1: all my parents do is point out birds. And then

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Speaker 1: we're driving into nature and I'm like, what you go,

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Speaker 1: there's a hawker of hawks. Hawk is a cool fucking bird.

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Speaker 1: An eagle. I saw bald eagle the other where. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh wow, I didn't. Yeah it was crazy. They do

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Speaker 1: look like old men, dignified members of government, you know,

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Speaker 1: just like a bald man. To see a bald eagle

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Speaker 1: in the wild, you know, you're just like, shouldn't you

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Speaker 1: go be on a coin somewhere, or like a commemorative

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Speaker 1: plate or like in d C passing legislation, Like what

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Speaker 1: are you doing here? I feel like you should be

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Speaker 1: in a mansion smoking a cigar, like enjoying your easy life.

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Speaker 1: You know, just seem like something just you know that

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Speaker 1: they aren't in the wild. We have to protect them

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Speaker 1: because if they're in the wild just flying around, they

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Speaker 1: get hit by a truck or something. There's only seven

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Speaker 1: of you, guys, Yeah, I think there's many more. There's several, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's several. There's Yeah, there's funny for sure. There's a

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Speaker 1: lot in Alaska. I saw a couple there. You know,

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Speaker 1: the bird for America was going to the turkey because

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Speaker 1: I was harried life, Like what is it called? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: life is like I look out, I put on an outfit.

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Speaker 1: de realization? Yeah? Is that where you just get panicked.

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Speaker 1: But the positive, I mean, that's still a positive. I

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Speaker 1: I love those things that like everyone falls for. Shushing

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Speaker 1: You just go like, don't even face the table like

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Speaker 1: down without even knowing why they dude, I'm so afraid

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Speaker 1: of this shish am. I just think the shosh will

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Speaker 1: lead to why the funk are you shushing me? Do

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Speaker 1: you think? Yeah, I think I've shushed when Andrew's been

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Speaker 1: It is interesting when like someone goes someone's being loud

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Speaker 1: whereas I'm just like, you're welcome. That's a very interesting

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Speaker 1: entertaining for someone who would have to sit there and listen.

419
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,520
Speaker 1: And I'm aware of that too, so I keep it

420
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,959
Speaker 1: kind of like jokey. I try to make them more

421
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 1: you know, we've always done that. And we get to

422
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,600
Speaker 1: the hotel and Chris is like, hey man, sorry you

423
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: had over hear that, and he was like, actually, I

424
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: I learned a lot. I learned a lot. I was like,

425
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually struggling with a friend who's going through something

426
00:24:41,320 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 1: very similar and I needed to hear that. And it

427
00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: was so sweet because we're talking about someone who is

428
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: dealing with addiction problems and like what you do to

429
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 1: what you can do to help, and what you really

430
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 1: can't do, and how you can be there for them

431
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: while also taking care of yourself. And it was just

432
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: a really you know, it was a forty minute drive conversation.

433
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 1: It was the whole way and um, and it was

434
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: just so nice. He would you could tell he was

435
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 1: almost like emotional because he was like I needed to hear.

436
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 1: Like you could tell this guy wasn't taking care of

437
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 1: himself and was very worried about someone in his life

438
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,919
Speaker 1: and it maybe helped him. It was really nice actually,

439
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's been nice to like not because your

440
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: room is right off of the living room, and so

441
00:25:20,119 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: whenever we've been out there, we've got we aren't able

442
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 1: to like just because he's not doesn't think you're like listening,

443
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 1: but he's just aware of that and um, and yeah,

444
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: we've I can like do some stuff out there, which

445
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 1: is kind of fun and like, um, yeah, yeah, actually,

446
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: but we have big windows, so I tend to like

447
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,679
Speaker 1: not do that so much. But what I have been

448
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,879
Speaker 1: doing is just being able to sing, talk to myself,

449
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,200
Speaker 1: play guitar, and Carlisle's here now. She got in last

450
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 1: night at like twelve o'clock at night, so she's here

451
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: this morning. So this morning I was like, I woke

452
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: up early to get some work done, and I had

453
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,560
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes too before on You got here and

454
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:02,399
Speaker 1: before Andrew got here, and I was like, God, I

455
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: would really like to play guitar right now, but I

456
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 1: couldn't because she was sleeping and I didn't want to.

457
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,879
Speaker 1: I don't I like playing it out there. The acoustics

458
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: are better. My room just feels dirty. I don't want

459
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 1: to look at my dirty room when i'm you know.

460
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: So I was a little bit like back to the roommates.

461
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: You feel it, but it's the benefits of it are

462
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,000
Speaker 1: going to outweigh those moments because it's like, oh, good

463
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,199
Speaker 1: I have someone to like, I don't know, just to

464
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: hang out with. And what do you guys miss about

465
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 1: each other? I miss just shooting the ship here and

466
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 1: the coming and going kind of thing. Yeah, I mean, granted,

467
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: I'm not only nine floors down, you know what I mean?

468
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: So like I do feel like one week yeah, one

469
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: week since I Yeah, I just like there's I think

470
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: it's only I do miss the hangs in the kitchen,

471
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 1: the conversations at like nine in the more and ten

472
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: in the morning, even before the podcast, where you could

473
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: kind of like just like analyze some stuff out our lives.

474
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: We're like because we're not like uh like we're as

475
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: like a friendship. We can talk about our parents, we

476
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 1: can talk about everything where there's no like judgment and

477
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: there's great analyzation. Yeah, and anal Analize. Andrew wanted me

478
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: to call my special anal eyes because it's like analyze

479
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: but it's anal eyes. And I go, what why anal

480
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: eyes though? And you're like, because I go, I would

481
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: understand if like the special was about anal and about

482
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 1: like pocular things, but it isn't. How about this, you

483
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:46,200
Speaker 1: have observations? Now what do you use for those? My eyes? Analize?

484
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: I guess why? That mean? Perfect sense? You know it's

485
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: several several, No, it's just doesn't. It doesn't track because

486
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 1: I've explained the multiple times for a for a more

487
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 1: than several at this point, and andrews several times separate.

488
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:18,719
Speaker 1: Very several is so funny. So wait, so go ahead,

489
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: you stay your case, state your kid. You can stay

490
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: your case and then Noah, you'd be the third Okay

491
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: your case. Okay, So I get it that, like, analyze

492
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 1: is a word, and that's what I'm doing in my special,

493
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: So that alone works if I was just like, but

494
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: it doesn't even work because I'm not, like if I

495
00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: was talking about maybe like therapy or like, I use

496
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: the word analyze. No, but if I use the word

497
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: analyze in my special, okay, we can work with the

498
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 1: word analyze. But because I'm not at all, this is

499
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: already a moot point. But okay, so if I did,

500
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: let's say, talk I talk about anal in my special,

501
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: and I also analyst, use the word analyze where I'm

502
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: going to analyze anal? You guys, I think that I

503
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: could call it analyze and then have in the font

504
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 1: It would be like anal would look a little bit

505
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: the annual part of the thought would look different, but

506
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:09,080
Speaker 1: it would be the word analyze. Right, But I wouldn't

507
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: have Jimmy fallon go her her special analies like, it

508
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 1: wouldn't be that. It would be still be called analyze. Okay,

509
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:20,360
Speaker 1: Now that's one option, Like the little circle and yeah,

510
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: make it a little like starfish. Yes, but the but

511
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: the calling it anal space right e y es? I

512
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: do you mean a dash right? Like an anal capital.

513
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: That doesn't work unless there's something in my special that

514
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: has to do with eyes to other and I understand

515
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: that I see things with my eyes. Therefore, nothing literally

516
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: you can make. Then I could say, why aren't your

517
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 1: pants called eyes? Because write it down? No one needs.

518
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: Don't any of that, try to like pur that from

519
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: your mind. If any like, do not write it down. Okay,

520
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: let's hear your My case was just going to be

521
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,600
Speaker 1: that same point that surprisingly, the problem with your idea

522
00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: is not the anal, it's the eyes. Yeah, here's the thing.

523
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: Some specials are just like they're almost a word that

524
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: you don't even see it in this It's so out there,

525
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: it's like, what the hell is this? I think that's true.

526
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: I was thinking of naming my special something like that,

527
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:40,239
Speaker 1: like like dough Boys cheesecakes. People are just waiting to

528
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: hear about it, Like where is this joke? Because you

529
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: know everyone watches specials to go, what is that joke?

530
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 1: That's the title equals no one's ever done that. That

531
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: does not make people watch a special. You don't think

532
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: your scrolling through HBO and you see anal eyes and

533
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: big red legs. I do not disagree with that. However,

534
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: it's confusing because I do talk about anals, so it's

535
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: not completely non sequitur of my special Way joke, but

536
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: I do. But but it's it's it's somewhere in between

537
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: of being completely random and actually making sense. Therefore, I

538
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: don't like it because I want to either go yeah,

539
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 1: I think you could be like a taint of that

540
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: random and an anal is on point, so you have

541
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 1: a nice balance, you know, the balance throws it off.

542
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:29,400
Speaker 1: You either want to go one way or the other. Yeah,

543
00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: like you caught get rid of spelling eyes e y

544
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: E s and then it should be like Nikki Glazer

545
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: and then the titles like over analyzing, over analyzing, but

546
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: you take out the anal and you make anal red

547
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: or analyze this. You can't say analyze this, but it's anale.

548
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: That's where I got Originally my thought was from that movie,

549
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:53,680
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, you do a lot of

550
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,479
Speaker 1: therapy talk. And then I was like, I don't know,

551
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I still see I want to make can someone make

552
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: a poster that said with Nikki's face and then just

553
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 1: anal eyes and then my eyes are assholes. Finally we

554
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: got there. That's an idea. Do what you will. So

555
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: if you submit it and then I'm gonna put them

556
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: all up and we'll pick it. And whoever, if you really,

557
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 1: if our fans really feel strongly that it should be analized,

558
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: you're making that No one I know for a fact

559
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: that that is not a good idea. Can we? Oh?

560
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: I wish people I had jokes about my vision, then

561
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: it would be great because I have anal jokes up

562
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: the wazoo. But I don't. It was funny that I

563
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: said Pete Davidson has analize. He does. Yeah, it's got

564
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:48,080
Speaker 1: a brown ring around. I'm sorry, but it's true. That's

565
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 1: a great point. God, I don't know. I think it

566
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: comes full circle in his eyes. Wait, wait, what what

567
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 1: are you gonna You don't want to say. Yeah, I

568
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 1: can't say it yet, and I'm not really sure of

569
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: it yet, but I think I think I know. Um,

570
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, how did you come up with the name?

571
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: Because it's in it? Ga Ga Rooster, Nicky Glazer closer,

572
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: I see, I see you. Oh my god, I gotta

573
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, my I should call it torn because I yeah,

574
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I finished the Atlantis Morrisset documentary last night.

575
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: Oh I guess we never finished it. Yeah, it's good,

576
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: it's really good. Yeah. She does get sad. She went,

577
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: um no, but she was saying, um. She does a

578
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: she does a thing in it where she's talking about

579
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,160
Speaker 1: like being on the road and radio had had opened

580
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: for her on her like insane tour when she was

581
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: at the peak of fame, and she said that, you know,

582
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 1: uh thomb or whatever would go out and do a

583
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: two hour soundcheck. She was like, we would have sound

584
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: check for like thirty five minutes, and then my opener

585
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: went to a two hour soundtrack because they were writing

586
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: okay computer like during that time, and she was like,

587
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: I tried to hang with them, but it was just

588
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: like I don't know. She was just like everyone in

589
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: Hollywood is so aloof. I can't get over it. She

590
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: was like, on Hollywood, I'm just tired of the anui.

591
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:15,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god. I had to

592
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,320
Speaker 1: look up aloof and anu because I always feel like

593
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: I read I used the word a loof wrong because

594
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:21,239
Speaker 1: I always think it's like being like, I don't know,

595
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: I'm aloof, Like I don't. I'm kind of yeah, like

596
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:30,399
Speaker 1: loof means like you're it kind of means you're kid.

597
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: It's like you're so cool. That's what I thought it meant,

598
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 1: but it means like you are. Yeah, you're like like

599
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,640
Speaker 1: a little too cool. And she was like, Hollywood is

600
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: just so she pretty much just like like ani means

601
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,319
Speaker 1: boredom in French, but I don't think that's what it means.

602
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 1: And she was like, I'm tired of the it's like

603
00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:58,839
Speaker 1: a malaise, like yeah, bored sort of soul. She's just

604
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: like over it. She's just But she was so famous,

605
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean so famous. She couldn't go anywhere without being hounded.

606
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: Like everywhere she would land, there would be like ten

607
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,280
Speaker 1: thou fans like there to meet her. People were dressing

608
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: like like and they were saying like she To her credit,

609
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: she became super famous by wearing her own clothes. She

610
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,799
Speaker 1: wasn't styled, she wasn't There was no one that did

611
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,840
Speaker 1: a revamp of her. She was just who she was.

612
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 1: There was no marketing plan behind her. And then as

613
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: soon as she came out they started and got way

614
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,640
Speaker 1: too famous and was around for everyone was excited about

615
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: her then as soon as she reached like okay, she's

616
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: been around a minute, people started going, wait a second,

617
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,919
Speaker 1: she co wrote all these songs with this Glenn guy. Oh,

618
00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: he wrote all of them for she can't possibly be

619
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: this talented. So then they gave all of her credit

620
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,360
Speaker 1: and they also said she was just angry. Um she was,

621
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: so why is this girl so angry? And the truth

622
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: is there was only that one song You Ought to Know.

623
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: It was like super angry, and then it's like you live,

624
00:35:56,440 --> 00:36:00,920
Speaker 1: you learn, and then it's like, uh, you know, ironic

625
00:36:01,040 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 1: is an angry None of her songs are really angry.

626
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: But then she was just they just interviews or something

627
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: like no, And honestly, she was never angry. She didn't

628
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: even write You Ought to Know as like a fuck

629
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: you song. You know. Taylor Swift definitely has said before

630
00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: I write songs so that guys can later hear them

631
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: and feel bad, like so they know how they hurt me.

632
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 1: But Alanis Atlantis was like, if I was writing that

633
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,280
Speaker 1: song as like a revenge, that would be a weird

634
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,959
Speaker 1: thing for me to do. I don't. I don't even

635
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 1: the guy that I wrote about doesn't even know what's

636
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: about him. People think it's about Dave Coolier. She was like,

637
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: that is not who it's about. The person who it's

638
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: about doesn't even know it's about them. And I liked

639
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,520
Speaker 1: I would intend because if I wrote it for revenge,

640
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: that's not who I am. And it was interesting because

641
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 1: it was like, oh, that's what everyone thought that song

642
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 1: was about. Like, you know, so why doesn't keep writing

643
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 1: songs like which does older? It is funny when you

644
00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: call a girl angry or whatever. It's like just because

645
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: she's not wearing makeup. You just like there's like that like,

646
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 1: oh you don't care. Oh you're mad at the world

647
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: because you're not like to be beautiful. In my special,

648
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,359
Speaker 1: I realized I'm wearing a dress and I'm just like

649
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 1: there's something about it for me that I'm like, why

650
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: is it not like capturing me? And I'm like, it's

651
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: because I don't seem angry enough. I was a little

652
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: bit too happy that day and I'm just too happy.

653
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 1: Yeah for me, I'm missing this like angst, that anger

654
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: that I gotta had, And then it comes out in

655
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,439
Speaker 1: like a couple of spots. But I'm like, I think

656
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 1: I was, I think naturally. I mean I was in

657
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 1: the moment that night. There's nothing about it, but there's

658
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: something missing from it for me, of like the anger

659
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,760
Speaker 1: that I felt when I first wrote all those jokes,

660
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,879
Speaker 1: and in it, I just feel like, I mean, it's there,

661
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 1: but I was just like, oh, this girl two. I

662
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: wanted to look pretty. I wanted to look like I

663
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: I like the way it looks, but it's hard to

664
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: deliver the type of material I'm delivering in a tiny

665
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: little dress. You got to say it's it's for me.

666
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 1: I don't regret it. That's why it could be intriguing though,

667
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:13,279
Speaker 1: because that would be people will watch it because of

668
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: what I'm wearing and because of how my boobs look. Unfortunately,

669
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: that's the way the world works. Like you're more you

670
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: want to think stare it's something that is you know.

671
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: The whole time my guy is watching it, he just

672
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: is like, Jesus Christ, your books, Jesus. Like I'm like, okay, well,

673
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: if you're not listening, you'll honestly, I mean like, because yeah,

674
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: I could have worn just like whatever, but I'm trying to.

675
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying. I wanted to wear that and it

676
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:43,399
Speaker 1: looks fucking awesome. It's a vintage Versacey dress. It's it's

677
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: fucking cool as ship, but um it is interesting. Does

678
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: fashion like get inside your brain where it's like I

679
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:54,799
Speaker 1: look pretty, I look like there's nothing You have this

680
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: joke in your set or you're physical and you I

681
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: won't tell it to ruin it, but you you like here,

682
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,160
Speaker 1: move your leg far okay, and then you move your

683
00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: body around a lot in that chunk of the set.

684
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: You couldn't imagine doing that in a tiny mini dress.

685
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 1: You can't, like you move your leg four feet out

686
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: in front of you, and it's like when so picture

687
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:18,640
Speaker 1: being in a tiny dress and in heels. It's my

688
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: fault though, like I I decided to wear it and

689
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:24,760
Speaker 1: when I am in sneakers and like I have whenever

690
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: when you went to Canada and you didn't have your bag,

691
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,799
Speaker 1: I'm saying pasting around the stage it was so fun

692
00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: And I've talked about that with you before. I was like,

693
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: does outfits affect your how you perceive yourself? But I

694
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 1: also have more confidence when I feel super duper sexy

695
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: and I feel like I can't play a show, but

696
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: it's comedy super duper sexy sometimes like not that I

697
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,080
Speaker 1: feel like I want to be like fuckable. I want

698
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: to be and that's like the whole kind of part

699
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: of my special. But it's it's about feeling powerful, like

700
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 1: I feel, I feel great about myself. I feel confident,

701
00:39:59,239 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: and I need calm fidence out there. Whereas if I'm

702
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: wearing just like a cool outfit that like you know,

703
00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 1: like I don't know, I know anyone would like me

704
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: and anything, but there is something to it where it's like,

705
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: this is my special, You're supposed to dress up. What

706
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,479
Speaker 1: does dressing up look like as a woman. It looks

707
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: like this, And I wore sucking blazer and pants from

708
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,280
Speaker 1: my last special so everyone can suck my dick. I remember,

709
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't feel I don't know if I should be

710
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: wearing this when you were wearing the blazer like this,

711
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: I'm covered up. I'm like too covered. I don't I'm

712
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: not used to that either, you know, like I don't.

713
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 1: I don't really know, but I do know that. Uh.

714
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: I just think about like like I don't know, it's weird.

715
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: It's like funny. It's like it's like seeing the Chancellor

716
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: of Germany, that woman like in like a grant and

717
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: she's like older or whatever. But like seeing a woman

718
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: trying like AOC right if she was wearing that same

719
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 1: dress and then talking at in front of the Senate

720
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: people like what if she no one can take to

721
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,399
Speaker 1: challenge that because that's what I'm saying exactly. So it's

722
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,320
Speaker 1: pretty fucking badass. But if that's gonna funk with you mentally,

723
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: to then go because think about our whole lives. When

724
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: we get dressed up, it's like for a wedding or

725
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: like and then wedding. We could have fun and then

726
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,479
Speaker 1: we end up like taking off the wedding. I also

727
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: feel super confident. I feel like I can like, I

728
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:15,160
Speaker 1: feel beautiful and there's confidence that do you feel funny?

729
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I always feel funny. Yeah. I

730
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 1: think it's just about um, you know, it's I didn't

731
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: do anything wrong. There were things that I'll do differently

732
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,799
Speaker 1: next time for my next special. But I don't think

733
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:29,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be wearing like you know, I'm not gonna

734
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,839
Speaker 1: be just like Adam Sandler from my next special, but

735
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: there will be different choices. But I just think it's cool. Though.

736
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: I will say that I was there that night. I

737
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: watched both sets because you did an early in a

738
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: late one and you were pretty in your body and

739
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: physical wearing that teeny tiny dress, so you didn't really

740
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: let it stop you from I don't like moving around

741
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: and being goofy and being sexy and being angry and

742
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: being like a multitude of things. Yeah, and there's something

743
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: so funny about talking about how your gross look. Yeah,

744
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 1: that was the whole specials about me being disgusting, and

745
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,960
Speaker 1: so that was a fun juxtaposition. Yeah, I thought I

746
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: think so too. Yeah. So I mean there're could be

747
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 1: a title there. What what are some puns with gross?

748
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,120
Speaker 1: I thought of them all. And we've kind of thought

749
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: like if you're cruising through things, you don't want to

750
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: see a girl just saying like I'm gross, Like you

751
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 1: don't want to read I'm gross. You kind of want

752
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 1: something eye catching that I think I landed on a

753
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: good one. Uh let's uh wait, do we have to

754
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: take a break news news? Let's get to the news. Yeah,

755
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: or something like what's like a like a boogie word

756
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: for like when you get dressed up, like like a

757
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: gross gross down or gross, I don't know, like grotesquely beautiful. Yeah,

758
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: it's something like that goes Remember and I saw that date?

759
00:42:50,400 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: Wait was it usually yeah, we gorgeous. Ft. It's Thursday, folks,

760
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 1: you know what that means. It is Thursday. We're having

761
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 1: all the swells on your marinas here. Can't be more

762
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: happy than I am right now. That didn't come off

763
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: and see here at all, but it really I just

764
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: couldn't find the words. But I do have all the

765
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: swells that you're here and wish to St. Louis and

766
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: became my third roommate, ode third roommate in St. Louis. Alright.

767
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: Scientists have discovered that female dolphins are state bird or

768
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 1: write it down, alright. Female dolphins have large and well

769
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: developed and speculate that they are intended to provide pleasure. Yeah,

770
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: the female bottle knows. The sex organ is enveloped in

771
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: a hood and as a hood. You're talking about hoods

772
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: and clints the other day, and if you lift the

773
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: hood up, but when you masturbate manually. The dolphin pleasure

774
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: theory is supported is supported by the fact that their

775
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: vaginas are low kid in a spot that would make

776
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 1: it cordial stimulation nearly inevitable. Not only that, but the

777
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 1: animals have sex year round even when they can't conceive,

778
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: and have been genitals with flukes, flippers and snouts, so

779
00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: they're doing it. I don't understand why all animals, I

780
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,120
Speaker 1: mean don't feel pleasure from it because it wouldn't that

781
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: make you do it? That's why we feel pleasures so

782
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: that we'll fuck and have babies. Like that's what makes us,

783
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 1: you know, like we don't get pleasure for him for

784
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 1: any other reason than than it, uh will inspire us

785
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 1: to do it a lot like more of us do.

786
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: Like gorillas not fun when they're not make trying to

787
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: make babies, they only appropriate. I don't know. I feel

788
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: like they are the ones that just have like three

789
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: psalms and that real freaky and when they're the closest

790
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: related to us. Yeah, well, I'm glad to know that

791
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: dolphins have clits and that they use their noses to

792
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: they part their clips with their noses. Just have you

793
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,759
Speaker 1: everard someone swam with a dolphin with dolphins clips? You

794
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 1: actually are swimming with their clips technically because they're so

795
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: funny about a guy being like, can they like turnover? Um?

796
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 1: Is there anyone that gets them on their backs? Because

797
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:29,920
Speaker 1: I just want to touch your clip? I had to

798
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: wash Luigi Lasson, give Luigi a bath, and I'm like,

799
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: this penis is like probably the dirtiest part of them

800
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: because there's like, you know, p and I'm like, I

801
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: don't want to Maybe I can wash it with the

802
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: back of my hand and just like but I don't

803
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: want to do it with my actual like hand. You know,

804
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: he knows we're talking about you. You know. I walt

805
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: dogs for these like show dogs, and they people to

806
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: check them off. Yeah, there's human fluffers for dogs. They

807
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: jerk them off until they get them ready to have sex,

808
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: and then they like bring in the female. Like like

809
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 1: someone's job is just a jerk off dogs all day.

810
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 1: Where's the line between that and moles? Yeah, there's got

811
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,080
Speaker 1: to be other parts of their job that can't just

812
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,000
Speaker 1: be what they do. Maybe mouth. What's the rate for

813
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,479
Speaker 1: it depends on the Yeah, they come early. Yeah, I don't.

814
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,400
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, have you ever done a

815
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: sperm sample and had to like just jerk off to

816
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: get like a sperm samp? No, I've not a sperm samp. Yeah,

817
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: we've all done that. It's so weird how warm your

818
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,279
Speaker 1: p s and how quickly it fills up the cup

819
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: some wild. I mean, there's times when i've been driving.

820
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: Do you think you could use again, you know, like

821
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 1: if you go into a room they just had magazines.

822
00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: Do you think you could probably beat off to a

823
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: magazine still these days? Yeah? You know what I would do.

824
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 1: I would fuck the magazine. I would the actual photo.

825
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I put my penis like I wouldn't cut

826
00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: a hole in it, but I would just like you

827
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:00,360
Speaker 1: folded up like you're about to beat a dog with it.

828
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: They don't care about the paper cuts. You wouldn't roll

829
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: it up. So old magazine, you know, they had, you know,

830
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 1: to pull out the vagina was actual human size though

831
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,479
Speaker 1: it was not. I mean, centerfolds are like this big dude,

832
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: and that's just there half a bonnie just there that

833
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: part of the body this big. They would just have

834
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: a pussy pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, guys don't need the face.

835
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: They would not have the face. Would take me out

836
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: of it, Okay, so you would you would suck the

837
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: pussy on the page. I put my penis on the page. Yeah.

838
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: This is like you kissing your phone when Halsey picture

839
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: was on it, and I kissed a mirror a lot,

840
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,799
Speaker 1: but because there were tongue marks all but you were

841
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 1: kissing yourself. Yes, he was practicing, practicing kissing or whatever. Wait,

842
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: just like it's so it's enough for you just the

843
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:59,239
Speaker 1: image on the paper at the time. Yes, I think

844
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:02,000
Speaker 1: I could. Yes, I think I think You're not alone

845
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,680
Speaker 1: in that. I'm sure a lot of people did that.

846
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: I feel like whenever I want to kiss a picture

847
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:09,920
Speaker 1: or like, I wouldn't want to tongue kiss it or

848
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: like because it doesn't doesn't feel the same as a mouth,

849
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:17,399
Speaker 1: but it's right there, Like Kirk Cameron's face was right there.

850
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:24,520
Speaker 1: Magazine Jesus was there too. Shoulder on your shoulder, Cameron

851
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: Cameron always has Jesus. It's like nine kids. Yeah, so

852
00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:31,759
Speaker 1: you never looked when you guys started masturbating when you

853
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,600
Speaker 1: were kids. You didn't have play play girl, right, You

854
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: didn't look at like our friends dad's But no, I

855
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,359
Speaker 1: thought it was gross. I didn't think about sex. It's

856
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: weird about making out and kissing and all that stuff,

857
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: but I didn't think about like a hard penis. You

858
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: didn't have stages like like guys, we went from magazine

859
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: to whatever, to video to tape to now pour on

860
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 1: the internet. You guys went straight to just video. Guys

861
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,440
Speaker 1: fucking on the internet. You didn't. You didn't. What did

862
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: you masturbate to when you're like seventeen, didn't masturbate? Everything

863
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,920
Speaker 1: was up here? Andrew? What was up there? If you

864
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: didn't have experiences up there? Just fantasizing about a guy

865
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 1: meeting me in the locker room or like in the

866
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 1: hallway of you know, or like at a party, was like, Okay,

867
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,400
Speaker 1: this is where it's going to happen. Coming up with

868
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:30,719
Speaker 1: a good nickname for you the first time, doesn't Nicky Poppy, Nicole, pickle, barl. No.

869
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,480
Speaker 1: What did you think about when you were in seventeen? Uh? Well,

870
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm like no, I'm like Billie Eilish. I started watching

871
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: porn really really young. Yeah. Yeah, so I was totally exupposed.

872
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: How young though, because you're the third grade. I don't know,

873
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 1: you know what? I am feeling left out? Third grade? Yeah? Wait?

874
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: What on tape? My friend? My friend had uh not

875
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 1: on illegal cable, which is illegal cable? Yes, and um

876
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: we we we stumbled upon the Spice channel and Playboy

877
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: channel and we were just like what is this? And

878
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 1: that was Would you go back for more? Or was

879
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 1: it just a one time? No? Of course I would

880
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,239
Speaker 1: like to be in her house all the time, and

881
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: her parents were both working, and we would just watch

882
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: porn all day. Yes, wow as an eight year old,

883
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: Um yeah, like third or fourth grade that's when it started. Wow,

884
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: that is I would have been so freaked out. I

885
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: was obsessed with porn when I discovered it, but it

886
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: was like eighth grade. Oh my god, I was like,

887
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,120
Speaker 1: how did you have? But I wasn't masturbating to it.

888
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 1: My parents my dad worked for a cable company and

889
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 1: so we had pay per view like the Spice Channel.

890
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: But um, it was blocked obviously because but we we

891
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,200
Speaker 1: got cable for free, you know, it was we didn't

892
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: get a bill. So I figured out one day that

893
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: I just typed in a random numb and I realized

894
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: there's no code. You just type in anything and you

895
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: can unblock it. So my parents were out of town

896
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,400
Speaker 1: one weekend and I just watched it all weekend in

897
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,280
Speaker 1: my you know, my vagina was on fire. I remember

898
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,840
Speaker 1: feeling like it just felt like I was on a

899
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,880
Speaker 1: roller coaster constantly. It just felt like this amazing feeling

900
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: down there. But nothing occurred to me to touch it,

901
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,920
Speaker 1: not because it was like sinful or dirty. I just didn't.

902
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 1: It didn't occur to me to do something with the feeling.

903
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I think I may be rocked back on my heel

904
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: a little bit or was just but I just again,

905
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,360
Speaker 1: I think it's the build up. It's not the orgasm.

906
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 1: It's like the build up of like what is this exciting?

907
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,880
Speaker 1: Like getting turned on is more exciting to me sometimes

908
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:37,880
Speaker 1: than coming It was funny as a guy, like we

909
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 1: would have like two tapes. You'd have two tapes, so

910
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: you'd have to masturbate to the same It felt like

911
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: a relationship, like who are you dating Tanya whatever what

912
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: her name is? But yeah, like you like literally like

913
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,040
Speaker 1: become part of it. I get sad when I discover

914
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:58,839
Speaker 1: a porn that is like really good because I will

915
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:02,399
Speaker 1: never it will never feel I will never be able

916
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 1: to have that feeling with it again because I've already

917
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: seen it. It's gone, it's done, you know, like it

918
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: It makes me sad, Like that's how I feel about

919
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm feeling kind of like a dude. They say, like

920
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:16,239
Speaker 1: men just want novelty, and I cannot rewatch porn. That's

921
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: why I need new porn. Like I I know there's

922
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 1: so much porn out there, but I think I've been

923
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:26,240
Speaker 1: through a lot, almost all of it, all the stuff

924
00:52:26,239 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: that has appealed to me. I'm not joking you. Hours

925
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: and hours of sifting through clips and pretty much seeing

926
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 1: every gang bang there is. Like I'm at the point

927
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,719
Speaker 1: now where it's I go and sub creddits and I

928
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 1: look for new things and I've seen all of I'm

929
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: seeing repeat of Like how this old one? I know,

930
00:52:45,400 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: I know it all. I think of all the money

931
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: you could make with these skills, though, Like you've clocked

932
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,959
Speaker 1: a lot of time, and I bet you could review porn.

933
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 1: There's got to be a job for this, for someone

934
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,279
Speaker 1: that has that much experience. Yeah, I mean, I'm I'm

935
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: but I'm flipping around on them. I'm not watching the

936
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: whole thing. I don't start at the beginning. I just

937
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 1: go right to the scenes from the still image that

938
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: I go, oh, that attracted me to this video, so

939
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: I try to find that scene. I just flip around

940
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: to like each thing. And all I gotta say is, Mike,

941
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: the fucking men and men need to talk more. I'm

942
00:53:14,560 --> 00:53:17,360
Speaker 1: not kidding you. Everyone. Always I was reading something on

943
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 1: subrett about anal sex and like, how do women come

944
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,719
Speaker 1: from anal? That doesn't seem possible, and I'm like, I

945
00:53:22,760 --> 00:53:28,040
Speaker 1: can come not from anything physical. I can come from

946
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 1: words from a guy saying the right thing. So the

947
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: idea that men are calling bullshit on, you know, there

948
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: were a lot of men on the subret of being

949
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:38,280
Speaker 1: like it's impossible. A woman can't come from anal like alone,

950
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,919
Speaker 1: you know, she needs other stuff. And there were women

951
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:42,600
Speaker 1: saying that I could come from a guy saying something

952
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: hot and not even touching me. I'm serious, like, I

953
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:52,719
Speaker 1: think what men say is more important than something. That's

954
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: when I watch a lot of fem dom porn, which

955
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: is like women doing stuff to women because the women,

956
00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: the women talk so much more and they say all

957
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: the right things because they're nurturing and they're kind, but

958
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: they're also stern. Top three lines a guy could say

959
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: in bed, Oh you think you want to come right now?

960
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Okay, that's one. There should be

961
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 1: like a Bard Simpson where you can pull it yeah yeah,

962
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 1: um uh, I don't have a cow man. I just

963
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: always want wait what else I just want? Um? I

964
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:31,520
Speaker 1: guess uh. You're a good girl, good girl, You're a

965
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: good that's a good girl. That's a good girl. Um

966
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:40,920
Speaker 1: might say to Luigi, Um, good boy, do you know

967
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: that mony like hearing a guy moan girls like love that.

968
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: I love a grunt. I love like an animal, like like, well,

969
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: you human are stuck in a cave with Neanderthal. Look

970
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 1: back at Matt as like a piece of wood in

971
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:08,000
Speaker 1: his hand. I own your holes, I own this mouth,

972
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: I own these whole like you're this is mine? Yeah,

973
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:20,319
Speaker 1: like uh um god, uh oh does that hurt? Just

974
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: fucking take it you horror? I mean like within reason,

975
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: like they're not hurting. But if you're kind of like

976
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: da da, they're like, oh is this too much for you?

977
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't think So. It's like a guy like spotting

978
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: another guy's bench, Thank me, Thank me, right now? Thank me.

979
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: That's like when I start thanking man, does it turn

980
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: them on? And then it turns me on to be

981
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: like thank you, thank you. Can like that kind of thing.

982
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:54,680
Speaker 1: Thanking is hot. So girls can start that one and

983
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: that will kind of get the conversation going because be like, like,

984
00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: start thanking a guy for what he's doing, and that's

985
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: a good way to go to In another it's another

986
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: way to say right there, oh yes, that's so good.

987
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: But it's a different way. Oh right, positive reinforcement. Yes,

988
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,480
Speaker 1: let's take a break and then come back with why

989
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:15,120
Speaker 1: do I care? Or let's go let's get Oh yeah

990
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 1: we have, we don't have to do it, we can

991
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 1: do it. Let's come back with our sports moment um.

992
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:27,320
Speaker 1: All right, why do I care? Sports moment Yes, tears

993
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:35,120
Speaker 1: Andrew's weekly sports moment All right. Oh man, you seem thrilled. Okay,

994
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 1: no one had a better time than Kodak Black. At

995
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:42,400
Speaker 1: an NHL game Florida Panther game, he enjoyed a raunchy

996
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: twerque sash from a woman in a box suite, and

997
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:48,640
Speaker 1: the internet went crazy. So they said, his camera zoomed

998
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,560
Speaker 1: in and he's in the box which can be seen

999
00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,720
Speaker 1: by everyone, and it's straight up looks like he's fucking

1000
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: doggy style, like straight up like is he? They said,

1001
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,920
Speaker 1: they're just working that he's not in her. Okay, So

1002
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: what's the what's what's what's the story here should be?

1003
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:13,240
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't know, like there's no real story.

1004
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,720
Speaker 1: I don't know why I picked it. I just it

1005
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: just seemed better. Everyone was talking about it. Everyone was

1006
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: talking about it. Did they show it on TV? Yere

1007
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:26,760
Speaker 1: was the girl. The girl was like a stripper kind

1008
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: of girl I looked like. So she's basically bent over

1009
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: in front of him and she's twerking, and it looks

1010
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: she's wearing really short shorts, so it looks like she's

1011
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,680
Speaker 1: almost naked. But what I love about this is that

1012
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: there's photos of him taking um uh pictures with fans

1013
00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: and he's just having like such a good time, and

1014
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: then um he goes to the suite and this this

1015
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: video that we just played. The person pans to like

1016
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: all the executives who are just kind of like looking,

1017
00:57:55,120 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: and then pass and he's like dancing, and it's such

1018
00:57:59,640 --> 00:58:02,160
Speaker 1: a great publicity stunt. I wonder if other rappers are

1019
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 1: going to be like, oh, you think that's good, I'm gonna,

1020
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: oh yeah, eat this girl's ass because you're allowed to.

1021
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to simulate sex in public? I guess so.

1022
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:13,800
Speaker 1: I mean if you're not having it, I mean, if

1023
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 1: you pay enough for a suite, it is interesting, like

1024
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,960
Speaker 1: do you not get a boner when you're like an

1025
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: ass is rubbing up against you? You I always talked

1026
00:58:25,600 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 1: about I had the half chub Okay, what about on

1027
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars because you guys have so much

1028
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: rubbing on there, don't be able. I think dancers are

1029
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: like they can switch it on and off kind of like, um,

1030
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:39,959
Speaker 1: I guess like it would be the same as if

1031
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:41,600
Speaker 1: we were like what if you got a boner when

1032
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 1: you were on stage, Like you're just not in that mindset.

1033
00:58:46,240 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't get turned on on stage. Maybe he

1034
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: was just working, working in the No, that's what I'm saying.

1035
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: I think wondering if you're not a professional dancer, but

1036
00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 1: Kodak Black, he's a rapper when you were dancing, and

1037
00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: would you feel a penis on your leg? No? Never,

1038
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 1: Because Glen is a professional, you know, he put inside

1039
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: his he probably I'm saying, he's working and he's not

1040
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,920
Speaker 1: getting turned on. He's not he's not looking at dancing

1041
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 1: as the sexual thing. I know, but still flaccid penis

1042
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 1: you could still feel it through. No, I never felt it.

1043
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,720
Speaker 1: I really didn't. Um, And I you know, I was

1044
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 1: so nervous that I wasn't getting like horned up during

1045
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:29,280
Speaker 1: it either. It takes like a certain level of comfort

1046
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: to feel that way too. So I just don't think

1047
00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:34,320
Speaker 1: you guys were never the grinders and lay a club

1048
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,440
Speaker 1: never never have you ever backed your ass up and

1049
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: do it? Never? Never one time? What really, that's how

1050
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: I danced a nikki. I grind up next to anyone.

1051
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:54,240
Speaker 1: I just like to stick when you were never never

1052
00:59:54,880 --> 00:59:57,919
Speaker 1: never understood girls a little. But I just you are

1053
00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:01,280
Speaker 1: asking to get fought, like then you were putting it

1054
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: out there that like you're ready to fun see to me,

1055
01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: And I know that's not true, but to me that

1056
01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:08,000
Speaker 1: would have been like telling a guy I'm ready to him,

1057
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: is right, But but then I would I would feel

1058
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: like if he tried to suck me later, I would

1059
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: like have to do it because I made I was

1060
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: a tease. I never wanted to be a tease. You

1061
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: don't want to be as a woman. You don't want

1062
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: to be a nag. You don't want to be a tease,

1063
01:00:21,280 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: and you don't want to be a whore. So there's

1064
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: a guy who are looking at if a girl is

1065
01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: robbing her butt up against you want to sing yeah,

1066
01:00:30,600 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: But I would feel like the guys are so stupid

1067
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: and drunk that they're gonna I never wanted to disappoint

1068
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,680
Speaker 1: a guy and like get his helps up so then

1069
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: he might go, you're fucking ugly. I don't want to

1070
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,720
Speaker 1: suck you anyway. I was always mitigating against getting called ugly.

1071
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,200
Speaker 1: There is something I think, just I guess growing. I

1072
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: think in Florida, I think grinding was just like it

1073
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:52,200
Speaker 1: was like a way because it's like how my dad

1074
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,440
Speaker 1: would eat and just talk about the food. We wouldn't

1075
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:59,840
Speaker 1: have real conversation culture like like animals. We would just like, Oh,

1076
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:02,360
Speaker 1: she's hot, I'm gonna go grind on her ass. And

1077
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:04,640
Speaker 1: then you'd be grinding with a girl and another guy

1078
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: that you don't know would come go to three yeah back.

1079
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:13,439
Speaker 1: That story is on YouTube by the way, if people

1080
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: want to go check it out on that So essentially though,

1081
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: like you'd grind and you wouldn't even know the other

1082
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:21,800
Speaker 1: guy and then the girl I swear to go. There

1083
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 1: would be times where I'm like, oh, I have no

1084
01:01:24,400 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: blood flow going, so she's probably not feeling my penis

1085
01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: on her butt at all. And then she would leave

1086
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:32,040
Speaker 1: me because she keep me because she wouldn't feel your direction.

1087
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. I mean I could, I could have

1088
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 1: been analyzing it. But do you ever want to stick

1089
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:38,800
Speaker 1: something in your pants? I bet you were tempted A

1090
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 1: bigger dick yeah, no, or like I would get like

1091
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: a half chub and I would like put it like

1092
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:46,160
Speaker 1: you know, you'd put it like kind of out in

1093
01:01:46,160 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 1: the center from the center or to the left so

1094
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: then they could feel it on their butt, because if not,

1095
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:54,840
Speaker 1: then they're just like I really do feel like there

1096
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,840
Speaker 1: were times where there, you know, the girls just like

1097
01:01:57,520 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling anything on ever random penis on my butt.

1098
01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:09,000
Speaker 1: Really have a question, have you when when you were younger,

1099
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 1: like junior high school, high school? Have you ever gone

1100
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 1: to school dance and um had like a guy like

1101
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: a boy or whatever like ask you to dance or

1102
01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,520
Speaker 1: or grab you to dance and then they do that

1103
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,080
Speaker 1: like swinging thing where they go down to the floor.

1104
01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: Is that happening in your time? Yeah, Like they get

1105
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: like this where they're like la la la, and they're

1106
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: like all the way down. Yeah, they go all the

1107
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: way down with you. Where are you? You're sitting on

1108
01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: his knee. Yeah, Like you're you're facing him. You're you're

1109
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,080
Speaker 1: facing each other and your legs are in between each

1110
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:44,520
Speaker 1: other's legs and you have to like swing your hips

1111
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:46,280
Speaker 1: side to side and go all the way to your squad.

1112
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 1: What you're talking about I did not. I avoided dancing

1113
01:02:51,160 --> 01:02:53,000
Speaker 1: because I was so scared that I still when I

1114
01:02:53,040 --> 01:02:56,360
Speaker 1: go to a place where their men dancing, I always

1115
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: dance away from men because I don't want any man

1116
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,840
Speaker 1: coming up and grinding against It would be such a

1117
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,880
Speaker 1: violation and so disgusting to me. If a random man

1118
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:09,160
Speaker 1: came up, I can't imagine. It's wild. It's a wild thing.

1119
01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm always aware of my surroundings. I want to dance

1120
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:14,600
Speaker 1: with gay men and women, and I just men. Straight

1121
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 1: men dancing horrifies me. Get away from me. Well, i'll

1122
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,480
Speaker 1: tell you a quick story about that. UM. I went

1123
01:03:21,520 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: out with my friends, UM and we went to a

1124
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: gay club and I thought, okay, well this is great.

1125
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,160
Speaker 1: I can dance with all these men and they won't

1126
01:03:28,160 --> 01:03:31,680
Speaker 1: be attracted to me. So I was grinding on a

1127
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: man and I had like my butt on him and

1128
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 1: he and I was wearing a short dress, and as

1129
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,120
Speaker 1: we were like grinding down, he put his hand inside

1130
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,360
Speaker 1: my dress and I was like, wait, I thought this

1131
01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:49,040
Speaker 1: was okay? Was he gay? I mean, unless he was

1132
01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:56,320
Speaker 1: just he could have been gay. Yeah, I thought I

1133
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: thought he was gay. And I thought, okay, well I'm

1134
01:03:58,200 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go to this because I'm the same

1135
01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 1: like you, NICKI, I don't want to dance with gross

1136
01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:04,680
Speaker 1: men and feel their boners on me. So I was like,

1137
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:06,880
Speaker 1: I do want to like dance with men, but I don't.

1138
01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: So here they probably won't have a boner for me

1139
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:12,200
Speaker 1: because I'm a chick. But I don't know. Florida girls

1140
01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,480
Speaker 1: are like I'm only going to a bar with boners,

1141
01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:18,680
Speaker 1: so different, man. I just I'll never forget the time

1142
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,920
Speaker 1: I was driving around Florida with my friend who was

1143
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: raised in Florida, and she was just like, oh, that's

1144
01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:28,040
Speaker 1: like that's where we had my sixteenth birthday dinner and

1145
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,920
Speaker 1: oh god, that's where I went to, uh elementary school.

1146
01:04:30,960 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's the house I was molested in. That over

1147
01:04:33,320 --> 01:04:36,120
Speaker 1: there is where my dad told I was just like

1148
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:39,120
Speaker 1: wait what, Like it was so like, oh that's where

1149
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:42,880
Speaker 1: I was first molested. It was just part of the tour,

1150
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:46,000
Speaker 1: the life tour of like, oh, you just get molested,

1151
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:50,000
Speaker 1: that's just what happens. I mean, Florida, Florida's lawless. Man.

1152
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:53,160
Speaker 1: I'm going down there again, like just seeing it through,

1153
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:57,360
Speaker 1: like you know, just Asider's lens. Yeah, and it's just

1154
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 1: like oh, these people are just like it's like I

1155
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 1: saw that guy die in the street like like and

1156
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:05,200
Speaker 1: everyone was just like people get fucked up, like just fun.

1157
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,840
Speaker 1: And I guess people get sucked up everywhere. Yeah, I

1158
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:10,400
Speaker 1: don't know. I just I just avoid that all together now.

1159
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: So when I was in Florida, I saw love going

1160
01:05:12,760 --> 01:05:15,920
Speaker 1: to Florida. But but it is hilarious that the stories

1161
01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:17,720
Speaker 1: that come out of that are there's something going on

1162
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:22,000
Speaker 1: in Florida. It's not just a hack joke. Yeah, of course, yeah.

1163
01:05:22,200 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean you know, I used to joke that, like

1164
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,880
Speaker 1: that's what makes it exciting, like like what had happened

1165
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 1: in your city. It's kind of like Mexico. Yeah yeah,

1166
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: you don't know what's gonna happen. Yeah yeah yeah, Vegas, Vegas, Vegas.

1167
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:40,240
Speaker 1: Speaking of Florida, Bob Sagett, you know, died in Florida,

1168
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: and I just read last night he died peacefully in

1169
01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: his sleep. He was tucked in when they found him.

1170
01:05:47,000 --> 01:05:49,000
Speaker 1: I was still tucked in. And so they think it's

1171
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,920
Speaker 1: gonna take eighty days, eight zero days to get to

1172
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:54,600
Speaker 1: find out what he died of. Several days and um,

1173
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: but they're uh, they're saying heart attack or stroke and

1174
01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,280
Speaker 1: that he was you know, he wasn't like up and

1175
01:06:01,320 --> 01:06:04,240
Speaker 1: like his sheets weren't off. He was like asleep, So

1176
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,880
Speaker 1: that's good. I was just thinking of the alarm going

1177
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:09,400
Speaker 1: off and how annoying that must have been for him.

1178
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:10,800
Speaker 1: And then I was like, wait a second, he was dead.

1179
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: But like, you know, like I was just like this morning,

1180
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 1: I was in the shower and my alarm when I

1181
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: was meditating, and then I was like, funk this. And

1182
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 1: then I went in the shower and my alarm went

1183
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 1: off and I ran and I was like, Luigi, I'm

1184
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: so sorry because it was like ling and it was

1185
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:27,000
Speaker 1: just like going off next to Luigi's sucking head because

1186
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,720
Speaker 1: sleeps on my bed, and um, I felt so bad.

1187
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:32,840
Speaker 1: Alarms are so goddamn annoying, dude, alarm when you're in

1188
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 1: the mid shower and you have to get out and

1189
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 1: your fingers still kind of wet so it doesn't respond

1190
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,360
Speaker 1: to your finger, and then you have to dry your

1191
01:06:40,360 --> 01:06:43,080
Speaker 1: fingers somehow, and then you hit it or if it's

1192
01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:45,240
Speaker 1: too far, and then you gotta walk and you get

1193
01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: what water all over the floor. It's a fucking mess,

1194
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 1: and you forget I ruined the whole shower, the whole shower.

1195
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: And I know that's like first world problems, Like God, damn,

1196
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,320
Speaker 1: do I hate it? I mean it literally is because

1197
01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:02,160
Speaker 1: people don't have UM. All right, let's get the fans. Rex,

1198
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:11,880
Speaker 1: what do you got for us? Noah, eat a salad,

1199
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,640
Speaker 1: eat a salad, or just that voice giving helpful advice? Yea,

1200
01:07:20,200 --> 01:07:27,640
Speaker 1: every morning, fucking mom, call your grandmother. That's really good,

1201
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:32,880
Speaker 1: that's really good. Give me any line. I can take

1202
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:44,040
Speaker 1: your vitamins. Take your fucking vitamin, probiotics and zinc. Make

1203
01:07:44,080 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: sure to press your teeth to the fucking day. Take

1204
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:58,120
Speaker 1: a deep, deep cleansing breath, keep clenching. Alright, let's go.

1205
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:02,919
Speaker 1: It's going to be the newer of Cannibal Corpse. Don't

1206
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: be playing Okay. The first message is from Taylor. Oh

1207
01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:15,240
Speaker 1: I like it. Hey, new jerky, this is Taylor day one, bestie,

1208
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,640
Speaker 1: first time caller, Nicki and Andrew. I'm the girl who

1209
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,479
Speaker 1: sent you guys copies of the Time Capsule Journal, which

1210
01:08:22,920 --> 01:08:26,640
Speaker 1: I can only hope are serving as very sturdy coasters

1211
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: for c das and Starbucks and Silsie's is um. I

1212
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: just wanted to call in and say how sorry I

1213
01:08:36,040 --> 01:08:39,400
Speaker 1: am about the passing of your friend Bob Sagett. I

1214
01:08:39,439 --> 01:08:41,920
Speaker 1: really loved the interview that he did on the pod.

1215
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:46,040
Speaker 1: He seemed like you was such a genuine and fun person,

1216
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: and um, it reminded me of a story that I

1217
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:52,439
Speaker 1: wanted to share with you, which is that you know

1218
01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:55,840
Speaker 1: how in junior high kids are always looking for ways

1219
01:08:55,920 --> 01:09:01,639
Speaker 1: to kind of secretly swear or talk secretly around. Well,

1220
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: when I was in junior high, this kid came up

1221
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 1: with the idea of replacing swear words with Bob Saget

1222
01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,320
Speaker 1: and it just took off around the school like wildfire,

1223
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 1: and be sitting in class and some kids pencil would

1224
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 1: break and they'd be like, oh, Bob sag It. And

1225
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:23,679
Speaker 1: I really want to bring that back in his honor,

1226
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,760
Speaker 1: and I want to share that with you. Love you guys,

1227
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:36,519
Speaker 1: love the pop and I love that. It is a

1228
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:44,120
Speaker 1: great thing. Let's it's really good. I love it. Um,

1229
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:47,559
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I UM, thank you for sharing that.

1230
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:53,200
Speaker 1: I was. I watched Jeff Rows and John Mayer We're

1231
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:56,479
Speaker 1: going to pick up Bob's car at l a Act

1232
01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,640
Speaker 1: yesterday because that's where he left it first fight. And

1233
01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,400
Speaker 1: so they went to go pick it up and they

1234
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:03,040
Speaker 1: were driving it back and they were doing an Instagram

1235
01:10:03,080 --> 01:10:05,160
Speaker 1: live and it was so good and it made me

1236
01:10:05,200 --> 01:10:08,960
Speaker 1: feel good because John was talking about how like he's

1237
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,040
Speaker 1: feeling guilty about feeling so it's like pretty much what

1238
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 1: I was saying. But it's funny because he was the

1239
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,679
Speaker 1: one I was thinking of when I was like, John

1240
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: deserves to be this sad I don't want it, like

1241
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:22,120
Speaker 1: he was so much closer to him, and um, and

1242
01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: he was saying that I forget exactly his quote, but

1243
01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 1: he said, Bob, you know, he he had the people,

1244
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:31,599
Speaker 1: and he had his wife, Kelly, he had his you know,

1245
01:10:31,960 --> 01:10:35,479
Speaker 1: three beautiful daughters, and then tied for third place where

1246
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:39,479
Speaker 1: thirty thousand people. And I really liked that because it's true.

1247
01:10:39,520 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: It's just like you can lump yourself in that and

1248
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:43,639
Speaker 1: we can all be in that and it's fine. Like

1249
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 1: and then, um, yeah, you just said a lot of

1250
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,000
Speaker 1: other things that I was I really needed here, and

1251
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,320
Speaker 1: he just just says, I'm he said something he goes,

1252
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm just a guy now who when he makes coffee

1253
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: just says I love you, Bob, like just to mutters

1254
01:10:55,280 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 1: it to himself. And I was like, oh, I've been

1255
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,519
Speaker 1: doing that too of just like just just saying it

1256
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,840
Speaker 1: randomly or like in my head or whatever. And so

1257
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,599
Speaker 1: it's like, oh, yeah, we're just gonna be those people

1258
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 1: now that just say that, and yeah, I means I

1259
01:11:07,960 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 1: love the fun. Yeah, I love next fan trax all right,

1260
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: another one from a different Taylor, another Taylor Heavy. Hi, Nikki,

1261
01:11:24,360 --> 01:11:27,360
Speaker 1: Andrew and Noah. So I was just listening to an

1262
01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:30,839
Speaker 1: episode where Nikki, you talked about being hit by a car,

1263
01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,320
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to tell you about the time

1264
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:37,040
Speaker 1: when I got hit by a car. So I was

1265
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,640
Speaker 1: on my way to an exam in college and I

1266
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 1: was running a little late, so I decided to grab

1267
01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:47,400
Speaker 1: one of those lines scooters and I was riding down

1268
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,240
Speaker 1: the bike lane in the on the main road of

1269
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 1: our campus. But I was riding down the lane in

1270
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:57,920
Speaker 1: the wrong direction, so someone was turning left and we

1271
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,120
Speaker 1: kind of like hit each other, and the guy got

1272
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,400
Speaker 1: out of the car asked me if I was okay,

1273
01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,920
Speaker 1: and then immediately told me that he needed to see

1274
01:12:05,920 --> 01:12:08,639
Speaker 1: my idea and everything because it was a government issued

1275
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:11,720
Speaker 1: vehicle and you had to call the police. And so

1276
01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: that's when I kind of started panicking. I was like,

1277
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:16,880
Speaker 1: I can't sit around here and wait, I have an

1278
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:22,120
Speaker 1: exam in like three minutes. So he finally was convinced

1279
01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:25,439
Speaker 1: and just took my I D number. And so then

1280
01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: I started walking to my exam from there as I

1281
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: have like blood gushing down my leg, and I run

1282
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:38,680
Speaker 1: into my professor while I'm crying that his exam I'm

1283
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:42,320
Speaker 1: going to take, and he apparently witnessed the entire thing,

1284
01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,760
Speaker 1: and he let me take the exam the next week,

1285
01:12:46,040 --> 01:12:48,880
Speaker 1: and I got a hundred on everything in that class

1286
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,639
Speaker 1: the rest of the year, So I guess it kind

1287
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:55,400
Speaker 1: of worked out. I mean I would have gone to

1288
01:12:55,479 --> 01:12:57,000
Speaker 1: the professor right away and been like, I got hit

1289
01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,679
Speaker 1: by a car. I would have gone home and email

1290
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: I got hit by car. What a world where like

1291
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:06,759
Speaker 1: like you feel almost responsible, well because she was maybe

1292
01:13:06,760 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: going the wrong way. She's like, you know what, it

1293
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,559
Speaker 1: is my fault. Yeah, my leg is, my bones out

1294
01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 1: of the skin. But I gotta I gotta take this test.

1295
01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:18,040
Speaker 1: It's I still can technically take it, so I should. Yeah,

1296
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:20,280
Speaker 1: But the thing I found in college that does something

1297
01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 1: to your brain, like just because bodily you're not you know,

1298
01:13:24,120 --> 01:13:26,280
Speaker 1: it's yeah, it's you just gotta get buy a fucking

1299
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: car like you deserve. And I've always found in college

1300
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:32,000
Speaker 1: that if you appeal to your if you are really

1301
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: going through something and need an extension, most professors are cool.

1302
01:13:36,280 --> 01:13:40,360
Speaker 1: They don't fucking care, and they know your track record

1303
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 1: if you're a student who turns things on time. If

1304
01:13:42,080 --> 01:13:44,519
Speaker 1: you're that's why you used to go to class all

1305
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,360
Speaker 1: the time and be accountable the rest of the time,

1306
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,120
Speaker 1: so that when something like this happens and you need

1307
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,599
Speaker 1: an extension, they go, Okay, this isn't just one another

1308
01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 1: excuse from a slacking student. Always I saw your grandma die,

1309
01:13:56,680 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 1: so we're gonna let you extend a week. Like I

1310
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,040
Speaker 1: like the fact that the guy had to see her

1311
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,960
Speaker 1: get hit, Like, oh, I saw you roll over the

1312
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:09,679
Speaker 1: car nine times, so yeah, blood helps, blood does. Yeah.

1313
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,960
Speaker 1: You always want to be yes, always have a packet

1314
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,800
Speaker 1: of catch up on you what had happened here? I

1315
01:14:16,880 --> 01:14:18,840
Speaker 1: used to my My joke used to be I would

1316
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,439
Speaker 1: always to get out of English papers or get extensions.

1317
01:14:21,479 --> 01:14:25,360
Speaker 1: I'd say my grandma died or my computer froze. But

1318
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:27,280
Speaker 1: sometimes I'd get a mixed up and say my grandma

1319
01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 1: froze death. She died of frost bite. It's just a

1320
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: dumb little joke. But you can't really use my computer

1321
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 1: froze anymore. I mean that does happen, but everything is

1322
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,840
Speaker 1: constantly getting backed up if you're working in Google docs.

1323
01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:42,760
Speaker 1: Like there's certain things I used to like you don't

1324
01:14:42,800 --> 01:14:46,639
Speaker 1: work or force restart. Yeah, but like you lose. Used

1325
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:49,600
Speaker 1: to lose stuff if your computer FROs because you you know,

1326
01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:51,960
Speaker 1: you wouldn't save it. But now things save on their own,

1327
01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 1: so you got to come up. I wonder what the

1328
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,960
Speaker 1: new excuses what these kids on TikTok are saying, Um,

1329
01:14:57,000 --> 01:15:01,479
Speaker 1: all right, let's keep going. Okay, Um, I used COVID

1330
01:15:01,520 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 1: a lot and my computer died at COVID. All right,

1331
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:11,759
Speaker 1: this next one might be a good segue for something

1332
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:21,160
Speaker 1: from Spencer. Last girl was Nicky Andrew. No, my name Spencer.

1333
01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:23,679
Speaker 1: I'm actually a newer vestie. I just started listening within

1334
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:26,200
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks. But I really love the podcast.

1335
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:28,160
Speaker 1: It's so helpful to me to have you guys as

1336
01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:30,840
Speaker 1: a part of my day to day routine. And Nikki,

1337
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,120
Speaker 1: I wanted to especially thank you for being so vulnerable

1338
01:15:34,200 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: and honest through the loss of Bob Saget. I listened

1339
01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:40,160
Speaker 1: to that part of the podcast on repeat. It really

1340
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 1: helped me work through a loss I dealt with last

1341
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:46,679
Speaker 1: year that I kinda hadn't felt a lot of those

1342
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,800
Speaker 1: feelings the way I should to try and work through that,

1343
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,639
Speaker 1: and the pod helped me feel that grief, which is tough,

1344
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:55,280
Speaker 1: but it's a good thing. Um. My friend who passed

1345
01:15:55,520 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 1: was a former NASCAR driver, so his death was all

1346
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:00,479
Speaker 1: over social media and there are a lot of people

1347
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:04,360
Speaker 1: grieving him, and I almost felt like I wasn't justified

1348
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,400
Speaker 1: in grieving him because I wasn't one of his best

1349
01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:10,559
Speaker 1: friends or his family member or something like that. Um,

1350
01:16:10,600 --> 01:16:13,920
Speaker 1: what you said about it's one less person who loves me,

1351
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:18,599
Speaker 1: one less person that I love. Really, it really hit

1352
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,920
Speaker 1: home and it helped me process a lot of the

1353
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 1: ways I felt. Um, my friend Eric was somebody who

1354
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: had a ton of people in his life like that,

1355
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,400
Speaker 1: where everyone he met just felt so close to him,

1356
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: and it I really feel a lot of what you're

1357
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,080
Speaker 1: going through, and I'm really sorry for your loss. I

1358
01:16:36,080 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 1: appreciate so much the way you shared it with everyone

1359
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 1: to help me, and I'm sure plenty of other besties

1360
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:45,519
Speaker 1: as well, So please keep me and you guys, thank

1361
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:51,400
Speaker 1: you so much for that don't Beka and Jack, he

1362
01:16:51,479 --> 01:16:56,320
Speaker 1: ran out of time. It just got well, thank you

1363
01:16:56,320 --> 01:16:59,240
Speaker 1: so much. It's so sweet that gave made me emotional.

1364
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: I'm so glad that it helped you, and it really

1365
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 1: helped me being able to talk about it on here

1366
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:06,679
Speaker 1: with you guys. And and yeah, I was thinking another

1367
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:09,519
Speaker 1: thing that kind of helped me that might help someone

1368
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:12,599
Speaker 1: else is that, you know, if I died and someone

1369
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,040
Speaker 1: who I who maybe maybe I wasn't really that close with,

1370
01:17:16,120 --> 01:17:19,720
Speaker 1: but someone didn't didn't you know, knew me peripherally or

1371
01:17:20,120 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 1: like an acquaintance, and was really upset about my death,

1372
01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,360
Speaker 1: even you know, certainly besties, if they were upset about

1373
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:28,519
Speaker 1: my death, I would dead. Nikki Glazer would be would

1374
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:30,640
Speaker 1: allow anyone who wants to be sad about me to

1375
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,559
Speaker 1: be sad about me, And I think you would do

1376
01:17:32,600 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 1: the same thing. So like when you when you feel

1377
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,719
Speaker 1: that feeling of like I don't deserve to be sad,

1378
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,960
Speaker 1: I think the person who you're grieving over would be

1379
01:17:40,120 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 1: very touched that although you might not have spent as

1380
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,559
Speaker 1: much time with them as their sister or their best

1381
01:17:45,640 --> 01:17:48,760
Speaker 1: friend or their coworkers or whoever else is post hand

1382
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 1: its room. They Yeah that they would still like you

1383
01:17:54,520 --> 01:17:57,320
Speaker 1: to feel that way about them because your sadness means

1384
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,360
Speaker 1: that they meant something, and don't we all want to

1385
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:02,400
Speaker 1: mean something. So I think it's like to actually, don't

1386
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:06,760
Speaker 1: don't question it, don't think about it, you know. And

1387
01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 1: if I died, tag me, because I still yeah, just

1388
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:13,720
Speaker 1: tag me I want to get don't mean a lot

1389
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 1: to me, even I'm in heaven or hell yeah, I mean.

1390
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,000
Speaker 1: That's what I'm going to Bob's funeral, not because I

1391
01:18:19,040 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 1: think I wanted to people to know that I was

1392
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: friends with him, or because I you sty and I'm

1393
01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:27,640
Speaker 1: gonna put you know, It's because I know that he

1394
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:29,360
Speaker 1: would do it for me. I'm like thinking, or and

1395
01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,320
Speaker 1: I would know that I would actually want Bob to

1396
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,080
Speaker 1: be there at mine. I don't know that I believe

1397
01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:36,120
Speaker 1: in an afterlife or like that Bob can even his

1398
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:38,599
Speaker 1: he's going to see it in any way, But I

1399
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:40,120
Speaker 1: just know that he would do it for me, and

1400
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:42,320
Speaker 1: so I can't not go because of that, but for

1401
01:18:42,439 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: no other reason than that. So it's I think it's

1402
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,160
Speaker 1: helpful sometimes to put yourselves in the shoe of the

1403
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:50,639
Speaker 1: shoes of the the deceased person and go if they

1404
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,760
Speaker 1: were crying about me this way? Would I feel would

1405
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,360
Speaker 1: I go? You stop it? And I certainly you wouldn't

1406
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: you would you would appreciate that That brings us into

1407
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,120
Speaker 1: our final thoughts, which on you? You want to cue

1408
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:06,559
Speaker 1: this up? Well? Are we gonna debut your beautiful song

1409
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,000
Speaker 1: song for Bob? This is what we've been working on,

1410
01:19:09,439 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 1: I would say, the last few months, if we're if

1411
01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:16,240
Speaker 1: we're honest, although the lyrics really came together the day

1412
01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:20,760
Speaker 1: that Nicky found out about Bob's passing, and and sometimes

1413
01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:25,920
Speaker 1: things happen that are strange, melancholy, good luck. This was

1414
01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:28,360
Speaker 1: a terrible thing that happened. But this is one of

1415
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:31,280
Speaker 1: the most beautiful songs that I've heard in a while.

1416
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:35,840
Speaker 1: Nikky and Matt Pond worked on this together and we

1417
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,240
Speaker 1: recorded it the other day here in St. Louis at

1418
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: a great studio called Native Sound. Thank you David and

1419
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,200
Speaker 1: Ben for helping put this together. In Chris Hansen Beck

1420
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,800
Speaker 1: in Kingston, New York. And I don't know a lot

1421
01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:49,720
Speaker 1: of people rushed to make this sad like put this

1422
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,479
Speaker 1: because we record a bunch of songs this week, but

1423
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,240
Speaker 1: this one we rushed so we could get it out

1424
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:58,599
Speaker 1: in honor of Bob and um, yeah, enjoy it. It's

1425
01:19:58,600 --> 01:20:14,160
Speaker 1: called song for Bob. M m m hm. Our last

1426
01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:20,599
Speaker 1: running was in Milwaukee. We were cracking jokes at first,

1427
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:29,600
Speaker 1: four different crowds than for ourselves. Around the table, we

1428
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: laughed at stupid ship. If I had known that you

1429
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:42,200
Speaker 1: would die or got a change. Sometimes I speak to

1430
01:20:42,400 --> 01:20:52,240
Speaker 1: the sky, don't hurt people alone, don't hurt anyone. Well,

1431
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to us so much of a stranger, and

1432
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to us so long shovel coal being her

1433
01:21:05,439 --> 01:21:14,839
Speaker 1: father was someone's tried. When I was down, you brought

1434
01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:24,160
Speaker 1: me all hanging out with you, full of life and beautiful.

1435
01:21:25,000 --> 01:22:00,760
Speaker 1: Our last running was in Little Water Hockey. We were

1436
01:22:00,800 --> 01:22:11,040
Speaker 1: cracking up too only souls now too old friends. Your

1437
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:16,439
Speaker 1: jokes were dark, your eyes so bright and kind because

1438
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:20,200
Speaker 1: I'm new. One day it die, but just not when

1439
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:30,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes I speak to the sky, don't hurt the people love.

1440
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:39,400
Speaker 1: Don't hurt anyone. Don't hurt the people love. Please, don't

1441
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:55,599
Speaker 1: take any more, don't hurt any wore least, don't take

1442
01:22:55,920 --> 01:23:19,760
Speaker 1: any more than that song for Bob. Beautiful man, that's

1443
01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:24,920
Speaker 1: so pretty, beautiful, beautiful. I hope you guys enjoyed it.

1444
01:23:24,920 --> 01:23:28,559
Speaker 1: It will be a very Spotify today, right, yeah, I

1445
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,080
Speaker 1: think so. And it's up on SoundCloud probably by the

1446
01:23:32,080 --> 01:23:34,080
Speaker 1: time you hear this. Yeah, we'll link it on our

1447
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:38,200
Speaker 1: on Nicki Glazer pod and uh yeah, we'll put the

1448
01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 1: lyrics up on SoundCloud to They're so beautiful. You killed it.

1449
01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:47,040
Speaker 1: Your voice is one of my favorite things to listen to. Now, well,

1450
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:50,240
Speaker 1: thank you, babe. I really appreciate everyone who made the

1451
01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:57,479
Speaker 1: song possible, Matt Ben, Chris, Chris, David, Anya and Luigi

1452
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:59,639
Speaker 1: who was in the studio as well. Thank you guys,

1453
01:24:00,040 --> 01:24:03,000
Speaker 1: so so freaking much. And um and to Bob for

1454
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:06,479
Speaker 1: inspiring it. I love you, Bob. Um. All right, we'll

1455
01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:11,040
Speaker 1: see you on Monday. Guys. When on Monday? Oh yeah,

1456
01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 1: Monday's a holiday. I'm okay, Junior Day. So we'll see

1457
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:18,679
Speaker 1: you Tuesday here on the pod Snikki Glazer Podcast. Don't

1458
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:25,679
Speaker 1: be caught there, and g you don't have one Jack Jack.

1459
01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:30,759
Speaker 1: We never did. Just Jack, Just Jack Jack Jack. That's good.