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Speaker 1: Jules dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: I sure do, all right. So a month ago I

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Speaker 3: got a I got a paternity test on my son

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Speaker 3: without my wife knowing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, why did you do that?

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, so I'm Mexicano and my wife is Columbiana,

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Speaker 3: and we have dark hair, we have brown eyes. Our

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Speaker 3: parents both olive skin, darker skin. You get the idea, right, like,

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Speaker 3: and our son was born blue eyes, blond hair.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it happens, right, we'll see. So that's the thing.

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Speaker 3: And I thought, okay, okay, it's fine, it's fine. But

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Speaker 3: then I'm like thinking, and I'm looking, I'm thinking on

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Speaker 3: my uncles and my aunts. I'm like, no one really has.

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Speaker 3: So after a couple of years, you know, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: and I get comments from people just being jerks about

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Speaker 3: like the commentary you get when you get a new born.

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Speaker 3: People feel like they can say anything. And they were

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Speaker 3: saying like, oh, it's the mailman baby, you know what

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, like really, and it got to me.

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Speaker 3: It got to me, right, it got to me.

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Speaker 2: So that's why I did it. And so he's mine,

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Speaker 2: he's mine mine. Congratulations, you have a son.

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Speaker 1: I was relieved. I was relieved, like totally relieved, and

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Speaker 1: then just like one hundred percent like just guilty because

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Speaker 1: I just.

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Speaker 3: Did this, and I you know, so I brought it

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Speaker 3: up jokingly with my wife.

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Speaker 1: Like you know, the other day, so and so they

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Speaker 1: just comment, whatever would if we just got to let's

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Speaker 1: go get a paternity says just you know, blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Blah, kind of like try to and she got his.

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Speaker 1: You well, of course, and then like an idiot, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing all these other things, and I have no

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Speaker 1: reason to doubt my wife's faithfulness. So anyway, I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: just like okay, I say, like I go literally like

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Speaker 1: one day, I'm thinking, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna put

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Speaker 1: this in the vault. You know, it's gone, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: going to my deskbed with it forever and no one's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna know about this. And then the next day I'm like, well,

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Speaker 3: I gotta be honest and open and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna tell her and then she'll put you in your deathbed.

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's what I feel like, That's what I

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Speaker 3: keep thinking of. The second I think of that, I

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Speaker 3: think of that, and yeah, i don't.

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Speaker 2: Think, just keep it no harm vow right. Okay.

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Speaker 1: It was not like I just was walking around deciding this.

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Speaker 1: People are just you know, saying the things that people say.

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Speaker 3: And well that was where I was an idiot, was

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Speaker 3: listening to the people instead of looking at my beautiful

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Speaker 3: wife and and just.

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Speaker 1: Knowing that I had no reason.

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Speaker 2: You know, well, thank you for telling us your secret.

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Speaker 2: It's your kid.

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Speaker 1: It's good to get it off my chest that that's

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Speaker 1: very relieved that it's my kids.

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Speaker 2: Well, what's your dirty little secret.