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Speaker 1: Today, we call a father whose six year old son

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Speaker 1: is having a big birthday bash this weekend, and his

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Speaker 1: parents hired one of those animal entertainers to come by

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Speaker 1: with some toads and lizards, you know, little educational show

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Speaker 1: in town. But there's been a change of plans because

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Speaker 1: the wife decided she wants to reach out to us

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Speaker 1: and say, Fred the frog Guy is being replaced. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're going to find out with who in your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone? Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Another Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hi is this Matt. Oh my name's Clara. I'm the

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Speaker 3: assistant to Fred the frog Guy.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Hey, how you doing well?

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Speaker 3: Actually, we're supposed to say ribbit to each other, so

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Speaker 3: you go first.

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Speaker 4: Oh is that how you got? How about this ribbit?

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Speaker 2: What good?

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Speaker 4: Ribbet back at you?

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Speaker 2: So how gonna help you today?

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Speaker 3: Well, I know your kid's birthday party is on Saturday,

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Speaker 3: and I'm so sorry to let you know that Fred

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Speaker 3: won't be able to make it.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, wow, okay, what's uh? Yeah, just going on.

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Speaker 4: He's got a gland issue apparently.

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Speaker 3: I mean he claims it's not from touching tongues with

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Speaker 3: a certain Amazon milk frog.

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Speaker 4: But my god, we all think a little differently.

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Speaker 2: It's wow, is he in the hospital?

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Speaker 4: No, he's definitely on a trip, but not to the hospital.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean it sounds like you haven't heard of that,

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Speaker 3: like internet rumor that says you can suck the farts

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Speaker 3: out of those things.

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Speaker 4: Then all of a sudden, everything you see is pink.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Is that a real thing?

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Speaker 3: Me and the crew haven't tried it, but we could

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Speaker 3: do it after the party if you like, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, no, no, no, thank you.

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Speaker 4: But little bonus at the end of the night.

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Speaker 2: No, no, that won't be necessary. And I don't think

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Speaker 2: there's gonna be a party now if you're seeing Fred's out, Oh.

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Speaker 4: No, I mean Fred's out, but the party's on.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Are you who's going to be covering for Fred?

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Speaker 4: Then yours truly?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah?

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Speaker 2: So okay, so you're qualified to cover for Fred?

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Speaker 4: Then am I qualified?

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Speaker 3: I have been waiting for this moment for years and

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Speaker 3: I have some special surprises for your kids.

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Speaker 4: Party planned?

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Speaker 2: What surprises? What surprises? Look, I just want to make

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Speaker 2: sure I have a party. I don't want to add

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Speaker 2: anything crazy into the mix.

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Speaker 4: Are you sitting down? Because this is exciting?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I am sitting down.

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Speaker 4: Okay, we just got.

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Speaker 3: A new snapping turtle shipped in from that a GASCAR,

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Speaker 3: and we've been wanting one of those for months.

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Speaker 2: A snapping turtle. I don't that doesn't sound like a

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Speaker 2: smart item to have around a bunch of kids with him.

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Speaker 4: No, we call them Fingers because it's his favorite thing

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Speaker 4: to eat.

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Speaker 2: That's no. See that doesn't sound at all. Oh don't.

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Speaker 4: There's nothing to worry about.

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Speaker 3: We made him a little muzzle out of dental floss

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Speaker 3: and scotch tape.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it'll hold.

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Speaker 2: A muzzled No. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. This is not

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Speaker 2: This is not what we were asking.

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Speaker 4: Are you worried about the money because we are not

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Speaker 4: charging you at this.

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Speaker 2: It's not about the money. It's it's about whatever you

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Speaker 2: have planned here being safe for kids to be around.

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Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, yeah, no, not meant to be risky.

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Speaker 3: Safeties first, and that's why we created this tiny little

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Speaker 3: saddle for him, because the kids.

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Speaker 4: Are going to ride on the back.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I need you to figure this out and get on

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Speaker 2: the same page with me this.

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Speaker 4: You're telling me your kid wouldn't want to ride a

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Speaker 4: turtle named Fingers.

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Speaker 2: I mean probably yes, I don't know if I'm not

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Speaker 2: gonna find out either.

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Speaker 3: Why do you One thing you're not considering is parents

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Speaker 3: and kids like they are going to point to.

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Speaker 4: You with all five digits because they're still going to

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Speaker 4: have them.

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Speaker 3: They're going to point to you, and they're gonna say

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Speaker 3: that guy through the party of the year.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I don't care about that at all.

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Speaker 3: What other animal entertainer is going to have your little

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Speaker 3: boy in a bathtub of box jellyfish looking for his

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Speaker 3: party price?

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Speaker 2: What box jellyfish?

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Speaker 4: No, listen, I don't think I told you.

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Speaker 3: I will be equipped with two stun guns and if

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Speaker 3: you high octane nitrous injectors.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry. This is way way more intent than

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Speaker 2: what you had listed on the website. And yeah, it

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Speaker 2: is not what we signed up for. I thought we

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Speaker 2: were talking about frogs, toads or whatever boring things.

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Speaker 4: Is that what you're talking about.

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Speaker 2: It's not boring, It's just meant to be, you know,

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Speaker 2: enjoyable and safe. I mean, I'm not taking these kids

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Speaker 2: to the Everglades.

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Speaker 3: I just always like to think what would the guys

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Speaker 3: from Jackass do if they owned a mobile petting zoo?

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Speaker 4: For reptiles.

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Speaker 2: They would be soon and they would be out of business,

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Speaker 2: just like you're about to be. I'm like two seconds

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Speaker 2: away from calling the cops right now.

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Speaker 4: You don't need to call the cops. All you need

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Speaker 4: to do is call your wife, Robin. Okay, what she's

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Speaker 4: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: You have to be Oh my god, this is.

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Speaker 3: Actually brug from the radio show Brick and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 3: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you're my Robins.

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Speaker 3: Does you just want to say thank you, you know,

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Speaker 3: for all the help you've done organizing your kids birthday party.

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Speaker 2: I gotta go.

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Speaker 3: I gotta go too, because I've already loaded about fifteen

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Speaker 3: Australian brown snakes into the truck, got an eighteen month

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Speaker 3: old twin birthday party down the street, and a lot

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Speaker 3: of them loosen.

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Speaker 4: Their play pads. Okay, yah se which one survived?

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Speaker 2: That sounds great? Well, wake up every morning

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Speaker 4: With phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and

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Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning