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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: it's Buttons. I'm sorry who uh.

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Speaker 2: Buttons the clown? Well, I'm calling from entertainment. Looks like

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Speaker 2: you had a clown booked for a seven year old's

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Speaker 2: birthday party, but the one that they already booked for

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Speaker 2: you canceled, so they called me to fill in.

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Speaker 1: My name is Buttons.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's not my real name, obviously, I'm a

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Speaker 2: grown adult, but I go by the name Buttons for

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Speaker 2: twenty years now. So hey, how's it going. Just checking

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Speaker 2: in with you for the party tomorrow for your seven

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Speaker 2: year old Stevie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I guess to say recommend you. Sorry

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Speaker 1: about that title on Hardcore last night. Okay, what did

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Speaker 1: you want to touch face about?

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Speaker 2: Just you know, what kind of hoops do you want

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Speaker 2: Buttons to jump through for the little ones? I can

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Speaker 2: do animal balloons, but I don't, just so you know,

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Speaker 2: I don't get all crazy with it. I just make

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Speaker 2: and I make balloons snakes. So I just blow up

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Speaker 2: the balloons straight and I give them to the kids.

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Speaker 2: Because you know, happiness is an illusion.

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Speaker 3: Uh, okay that you don't know any other balloon animals.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know somebody.

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Speaker 2: I just find it's better they they break them anyway,

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Speaker 2: so you know, it's just they don't know the difference.

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Speaker 2: I plan on musical chairs as well. You know that's

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Speaker 2: a good one. Just like my relationships, someone always ends

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Speaker 2: up alone with nowhere to sit.

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Speaker 1: What's your deal, Buttons?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't get it. What's my deal? I I guess

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean by that.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're talking about life having no purpose and no joy,

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Speaker 3: and you're talking about time one on and you're you're

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Speaker 3: a clown for a children's birthday.

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Speaker 2: Party, right, Yeah, imagine that, huh clown for a children's

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Speaker 2: birthday party.

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Speaker 1: Buttons the clown.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is ridiculous. This is this is

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Speaker 3: not what I tell me.

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Speaker 2: This is not what I Yeah, well you're telling me

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Speaker 2: it's ridiculous. I mean, you're an office manager, you know,

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Speaker 2: got a job, some purpose, therapy?

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Speaker 3: What what are you even talking about?

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Speaker 2: So articulous?

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Speaker 1: Here already at your house?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? What do you mean you're at

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Speaker 3: my house?

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Speaker 2: Well, let my uh car broke down, my clown car.

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Speaker 2: I guess you could call it.

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Speaker 1: It's a.

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Speaker 2: It's a real car, but it broke down, so I

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Speaker 2: took the bus over here. And it is a cool

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Speaker 2: if I camp on your front lawn until the morning

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Speaker 2: for the party.

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Speaker 3: No, it is not cool.

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Speaker 1: It is not cool if you camp on my front

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Speaker 1: lawn are you?

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Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Absolutely insane. There is no way

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Speaker 3: in hell I can let you work my kid's birthday party.

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Speaker 1: I'm leaving work right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling the costume.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to meet them at the house.

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Speaker 3: You better be gone.

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, before you do that, I gotta let you

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Speaker 2: know something. What you got a sister right, Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: tabith Tabitha, Yeah yeah, her and I've been hooking up

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Speaker 2: for a while. Is it weird if I make out

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Speaker 2: with her in front of the kids.

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Speaker 3: It's weird?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: If you don't get off my property right now.

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Speaker 1: You're going to jail, Torri.

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Speaker 2: This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a

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Speaker 2: phone brank on you and your sister.

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Speaker 1: Tabitha, say you up, Oh my god, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: She said to it.

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Speaker 2: You're having a clown for your kid's birthday party tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was picturing like this crazy old

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Speaker 3: man smoking a cigarette and drinking a beer while you

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Speaker 3: need to make the animals.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties